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Kaneda & Gengiz analyze Jaws launch, mechanics, pricing strategy, and competition with Godzilla.
Stern sold out of Jaws Limited Edition units within 10 minutes from their direct website, though most distributor stock is depleted
high confidence · Kaneda states LEs are sold out from most distributors; Gengiz notes Stern sold out 'like 10 minutes' from their direct channel
Keith Elwin confirmed that the original shark mechanism design (eating/consuming pinballs) was not fun and disruptive to gameplay, leading to the current motorized fin design
high confidence · Kaneda references Elwin's podcast statement: 'it just wasn't fun and it was disruptive to making the game enjoyable'
Every Stern Limited Edition priced at $13,000 has depreciated to approximately $10,000 within one year (James Bond, Foo Fighters, Venom, Godfather, Toy Story 4)
high confidence · Gengiz: 'we've seen every single stern le that's been 13k slide down to 10k within a year so that's a three thousand dollar loss in one year'
Stern's mechanical engineering in Jaws lacks innovation compared to prior releases; no elements push boundaries or demonstrate novel design
medium confidence · Kaneda: 'I don't feel like they went out on a limb to make this thing work' and 'Stern's mechanical engineering department isn't really doing anything magical in this game'
Stern will not rerun Limited Edition games in the future to protect existing owner value
high confidence · Kaneda states 'Seth said they're never going to remake le's which was probably the biggest news yesterday' regarding Ghostbusters, Batman LE protection
Spike 3 system will feature 4K display, improved light control, faster CPU, and better internet connectivity compared to Spike 2
medium confidence · Kaneda and Gengiz discussing upcoming Spike 3: 'It's supposed to be 4K. It's a better display, better animations. It will have faster CPU. It will have much, much better light control'
Stern's current lighting systems are 'embarrassing' and significantly lag behind Jersey Jack and Spooky implementations
medium confidence · Kaneda: 'Stern Lighting is in the Stone Age... If you look at JJP Games... Spooky's light shows blow them away... it's embarrassing'
“Is it a Godzilla killer? I don't think we know yet... from a pure week one, mechanically, it doesn't blow everyone away the way Godzilla did. But you know, it's too early to call it not a Godzilla killer.”
Kaneda @ early_segment — Frames the core question driving post-launch discussion: whether Jaws matches Godzilla's category-defining impact
“When you remove that [the theme], it's still a Keith Elwin game... I hate the theme. I mean, I just can't stand the theme.”
Gengiz @ early_segment — Reveals designer loyalty can transcend thematic appeal; signals design reputation drives expectations independent of IP
“Keith Elwin said in the podcast that stern put out that when they were designing it they originally designed it as a shark that ate the pinballs and it just wasn't fun and it wasn't working.”
Kaneda @ mid_segment — Confirms design pivot; contextualizes mechanical simplification as necessity rather than cost-cutting
“Stern's mechanical engineering department isn't really doing anything magical in this game. Nothing is something we really haven't seen before.”
Kaneda @ mid_segment — Core criticism: Jaws lacks mechanical novelty despite premium pricing and two-year development cycle
“We've seen every single stern le that's been 13k slide down to 10k within a year so that's a three thousand dollar loss in one year.”
Gengiz @ mid_late_segment — Documents consistent secondary-market depreciation pattern; raises FOMO/value retention concerns for current buyers
“Stern Lighting is in the Stone Age. Like, their lighting in their game is embarrassing. On all their games.”
Kaneda @ mid_late_segment — Harsh technical critique; signals competitive gap with JJP and Spooky on visual presentation
“How hard is it? A company called Barrels of Fun is doing laps around you, and you had years to make Galactic Tank Force. It's just weird to me.”
Kaneda @ late_segment — Meta-commentary on American Pinball's market failure despite competitive advantages; frames Stern's dominance as inevitable
product_launch: Stern Jaws Limited Edition sold out in ~10 minutes from direct website; most distributor stock depleted within 5 days of January 2024 launch
high · Kaneda: 'most of them are sold out'; Gengiz: 'Stern did sell out in like 10 minutes'
design_innovation: Original shark ball-eating mechanism abandoned in favor of motorized fin design due to gameplay disruption and lack of fun factor
high · Kaneda: 'Keith Elwin said... when they were designing it they originally designed it as a shark that ate the pinballs and it just wasn't fun and it wasn't working'
product_concern: Jaws lacks mechanical innovation compared to recent releases; no novel engineering approaches or boundary-pushing design elements evident
medium · Kaneda: 'Stern's mechanical engineering department isn't really doing anything magical in this game... nothing is something we really haven't seen before'
market_signal: Consistent pattern of $13K Stern LEs depreciating to ~$10K within 12 months (James Bond, Foo Fighters, Venom, Godfather, Toy Story 4). Secondary market flipping already underway at $14.5K asking price.
high · Gengiz: 'we've seen every single stern le that's been 13k slide down to 10k within a year'; Kaneda notes flippers already asking $14.5K 'best offer'
product_concern: Stern's lighting implementation criticized as 'embarrassing' and 'Stone Age' compared to Jersey Jack and Spooky; significant competitive gap on visual presentation
medium · Kaneda: 'Stern Lighting is in the Stone Age... If you look at JJP Games... Spooky's light shows blow them away'
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Jaws is mechanically comparable to Godzilla week-one, but unclear whether it will match Godzilla's cultural impact as the dominant game of its generation
medium confidence · Kaneda: 'from a pure week one, mechanically, it doesn't blow everyone away the way Godzilla did. But it's too early to call it not a Godzilla killer'
Pokemon pinball theme will have stronger global brand recognition than Jaws, but the buyer demographic may skew younger and less affluent
medium confidence · Kaneda: 'Pokemon... It's a much bigger theme than Jaws... But you got to factor in the pinball buying demo at these prices. The people who are into Pokemon are too young to afford these expensive machines'
Stern's direct-to-consumer sales from their new factory facility threaten distributor profitability and traditional supply chain economics
medium confidence · Gengiz and Kaneda discuss Stern's new factory capacity enabling bypass of distributors, with Kaneda noting: 'if anyone is going to aim for profit, it's going to be Stern'
“Seth said they're never going to remake le's which was probably the biggest news yesterday.”
Kaneda @ late_segment — Major market signal: Stern commits to limited edition scarcity protection; impacts secondary market psychology
“It's the greatest game ever. It's going to knock Godzilla off the top spot. And then you've got the guys that aren't in on it and they want to point out every reason why those guys are idiots for buying the game. The truth is somewhere in the middle.”
Kaneda @ mid_late_segment — Describes community polarization dynamic; acknowledges tribal bias in collector vs. critic camps
“When you look at the pinball content being shared especially over the holidays people the achievement stuff is great. It's giving people new reasons, wakes up machines and gives you another reason to jump on a machine.”
Kaneda @ late_segment — Praises Insider Connected achievements as retention/engagement tool; presages DLC monetization concerns
sentiment_shift: Pinside forum exhibits strong tribal division between LE buyers defending game ('greatest ever, will dethrone Godzilla') and critics highlighting mechanical shortcomings. ~70-page thread indicates sustained engagement.
high · Kaneda: 'the guys who buy the LEs, they instantly turn into like the defenders of the game... guys that aren't in on it... want to point out every reason why those guys are idiots'
business_signal: Stern commits to never remaking Limited Editions (Ghostbusters LE, Batman LE) to protect existing owner value. Major policy shift signaling secondary market investment confidence.
high · Kaneda: 'Seth said they're never going to remake le's which was probably the biggest news yesterday'
machine_intel: Spike 3 system in development with planned upgrades: 4K display, improved light control, faster CPU, better internet connectivity. Debate ongoing about meaningfulness of improvements vs. Spike 1-to-2 transition.
medium · Gengiz: 'It's supposed to be 4K. It's a better display, better animations. It will have faster CPU. It will have much, much better light control'
supply_chain_signal: Stern's new factory capacity and direct-to-consumer sales capability threaten traditional distributor profit margins. Distributors potentially facing obsolescence if Stern continues bypassing supply chain.
medium · Gengiz: 'If you were a distro in the U.S. and you knew that Stern could just sell out from their own back door, how would you feel? I think they should all be nervous'
product_strategy: Insider Connected achievements viewed as engagement driver, but hosts express concern Stern may introduce paid DLC seasons/content (e.g., 'another season of Batman for $500 bucks'), setting precedent for micro-transactions
medium · Kaneda: 'If that starts... If they're like, look, you want another season of Batman? It's another 500 bucks. like that's the next thing'
competitive_signal: Stern's portfolio depth and release cadence insulate company from single-game failures. American Pinball's decade-long struggle contrasted with Barrels of Fun's emerging competitiveness.
medium · Kaneda: 'Stern's portfolio right now is so robust with amazing games they're insulated for the next five years'; 'Barrels of Fun is doing laps around [American Pinball]'
rumor_hype: Pokemon pinball title will have stronger global IP recognition than Jaws, but target buyer demographic may skew younger and less affluent, potentially limiting LE uptake at premium pricing tiers
medium · Kaneda: 'Pokemon... It's a much bigger theme than Jaws... The people who are into Pokemon are too young to afford these expensive machines. That's my take on it'