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Slam Tilt hosts discuss Stern event exclusion, STOMP tournament details, and John Wick review.
Stern invited approximately 10-12 pinball media personalities to a factory tour and conference event in Chicago, including Pinball Profile, Loser Kid, Triple Drain, Kineticist, and NAP Arcade, but excluded Slam Tilt Podcast despite their long industry presence.
high confidence · Ron and Bruce explicitly list who was invited and note their own exclusion; they discuss potential selection criteria including listener base and Twippy awards.
Rochester Pinball Collective has expanded to 77 games with temporary certificate of occupancy for 95 people and full certificate pending within two weeks.
high confidence · Bruce provides specific venue details: 349 West Commercial Street, East Rochester, NY, Suite 2965; 77 games currently, aiming for 80-82 by next month.
STOMP tournament (Slam, Tilt, Oh My, Pinball) is upcoming this weekend with 64 confirmed entries and capacity for 6 more walk-ins; tournament is $125 and runs Friday-Sunday.
high confidence · Bruce states '64 entries in the bag' and tournament structure with women's division starting Saturday at 10:30am; full details in Facebook event listing.
Dutch Pinball announced 150 Super LE 25th Anniversary Bride of Pinbot machines at $12,500 each in 2017 at Texas Pinball Festival, but the production run never materialized.
high confidence · Ron cites this from 2017 Texas Pinball Festival announcement; notes 'It never happened. Crash.' and company was already having issues completing the game at that time.
John Wick pinball has narrow center ramp requiring precise aim, unclear mission/lock callouts without visual indicators, and confusing lane save mechanics similar to Barracora.
high confidence · Ron provides detailed gameplay critique after playing pro version: 'center ramp is really narrow,' 'Lock is lit' callout lacks indication of where lock is lit, extra ball insert placement ambiguous.
Stern factory tour conference rooms are named after classic Stern games including Stars and Flight 2000.
high confidence · Ron notes impressed reaction: 'They have the Stars Conference Room, the Flight 2000 Conference Room. That's awesome.'
“I would have liked the whole conference room tour there. The rest of it, I probably would have just like, hey, Ron, you want a beer now? Ron, you're quite boring.”
Ron Hallett @ ~11:30 — Ron's self-deprecating response to question of whether he would have attended the Stern event; establishes their personalities and explains why missing the event was not a major loss.
“The only way you'll miss it is if you're in jail. And if you are, break out.”
Bruce Nightingale @ ~47:00 — Promotional pitch for STOMP tournament with humorous Simpsons reference; captures the enthusiasm for the event.
“So they're making the game harder. I just, they all do that now, though. You do something to qualify it, then you hit it, it starts, and then if you just drain immediately, that's it. Then you've got to hit all this crap to relight it and do it again.”
Ron Hallett @ ~76:00 — Critique of modern Stern design philosophy where failed missions require complete re-qualifying rather than resuming mid-progress; identifies design pattern across multiple recent games.
“Lock is lit. Where? Yeah, where? Hello? It doesn't tell you. Light up, you tell you anything. There's nothing. I didn't see anything on the play field.”
Ron Hallett @ ~82:00 — Specific gameplay complaint about John Wick's lack of visual feedback for mission callouts; illustrates user experience friction in modern Stern design.
“It will definitely be a tournament darling. Fatality. I can tell that already because it doesn't play forever, so it gets props, gets thumbs up for me on that.”
Ron Hallett @ ~89:00 — Ron's overall positive assessment of John Wick despite design critiques; identifies tournament-friendly game length as key attribute.
“Money! Okay, okay. Money, money, money! Money! Money, money, money, grab!”
Bruce Nightingale @ ~69:00 — Bruce's sardonic response to question of why Stern would release Godzilla 70th Anniversary with similar art; captures cynical industry perspective on LE strategy.
“Well, the thing is, the podcast that has the most listeners didn't get invited. No, of course not. Or the second or the third either.”
community_signal: Rochester Pinball Collective implementing charity component through 'hugging booth' fundraiser ($5 donations) benefiting Project Pinball, integrating community philanthropy into tournament events.
high · Bruce notes: 'We have a hugging booth... five dollars you donate and you get the hug either me or ron... all the money for hugging will go to... Project Pinball.'
event_signal: STOMP tournament at Rochester Pinball Collective represents significant expansion of venue and tournament infrastructure with 77 games, growing capacity, and expanded programming (women's division, Stern Army qualifying sessions).
high · Bruce provides detailed logistics: '77 games... 64 entries... Temporary certificate of occupancy 95... full one in two weeks... aiming for 80 to 82 games... Thursday Stern Army at 6:30... Saturday women's starts at 10:30.'
competitive_signal: John Wick positioned as tournament-favorable game due to shorter play time preventing 'forever' games, despite design friction issues.
high · Ron: 'It will definitely be a tournament darling... I can tell that already because it doesn't play forever, so it gets props.'
design_philosophy: John Wick pinball has UI/UX clarity issues: mission callouts lack visual indicators ('Lock is lit' but no indication of where lock is lit), extra ball placement ambiguous, lane save mechanics similar to confusing Barracora implementation.
high · Ron provides specific examples: 'Where? Yeah, where? Hello? It doesn't tell you... I didn't see anything on the play field' regarding 'Lock is lit' callout. Notes extra ball insert 'is right next to two stand-ups that are flashing at the exact same time' creating confusion.
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John Wick LE machines began shipping on Friday; Pro machines available at locations.
medium confidence · Ron states 'The LEs are still on the line and being shipped, I think, started on Friday' based on secondhand information.
Potential Godzilla 70th Anniversary edition and Metallica LCD upgrade edition rumored but not officially confirmed by Stern.
low confidence · Bruce and Ron speculate about George Gomez statements and whether non-limited editions with different art would constitute new releases; framed as speculation with caveat 'we can't talk bad about Stern anymore.'
Ron Hallett @ ~26:00 — Indicates that listener base was NOT the primary selection criterion for Stern's media event invitations; suggests unknown or arbitrary selection process.
design_philosophy: Modern Stern games using mission-based architecture where failed attempts require complete re-qualification of entry conditions rather than mid-mode resumption, making games harder and less forgiving than prior designs.
high · Ron identifies pattern across multiple recent Stern titles: 'You do something to qualify it, then you hit it, it starts, and then if you just drain immediately, that's it. Then you've got to hit all this crap to relight it.' Contrasts with Jurassic Park and Star Wars designs where players resume mid-mode after drain.
event_signal: Stern conducted coordinated media event with factory tour and conference presentations to approximately 10-12 invited podcasters/content creators, signaling organized PR strategy and selective community engagement.
high · Multiple named media outlets confirmed attendance (Pinball Profile, Loser Kid, Triple Drain, Kineticist, NAP Arcade); specific venue details (Logan's Arcade, conference rooms named after classic games).
market_signal: Stern's media event selection criteria ambiguous; does not correlate with listener base or Twippy award rankings of major pinball podcasts, suggesting alternative selection logic (possibly geographic proximity, prior event history, or relationship-based).
high · Ron notes: 'The podcast that has the most listeners didn't get invited. No, of course not. Or the second or the third either. And if you go by Twippy... Top ten votes for the past five years.' Slam Tilt also excluded despite long tenure, yet smaller/newer podcasts invited.
community_signal: Tim Sexton and David Raymondson previously appeared on Slam Tilt Podcast and now work for/with Stern, but this history did not translate to Slam Tilt receiving event invitation.
medium · Ron notes: 'Tim Sexton... the whole reason he's at Stern is because of us, clearly... And David Raymondson. He's been on our show.' But concludes 'We didn't make the cut.'
personnel_signal: George Gomez presented licensing strategy at Stern media event, indicating continued oversight of product vision and business decisions.
high · Ron notes 'George Gomez give a thing about licensing' at the Chicago event.
announcement: John Wick pinball is shipping with LE versions beginning Friday; Pro versions available at local venues.
high · Ron states 'The LEs are still on the line and being shipped, I think, started on Friday.' Bruce confirms based on updates.
product_strategy: Dutch Pinball announced 25th Anniversary Bride of Pinbot Super LE run (150 units @ $12,500) in 2017 at Texas Pinball Festival, but production never materialized; company was experiencing issues completing the base game at that time.
high · Ron cites direct announcement: 'It was at Texas Pinball Festival 2017... they were going to have a run of 150 Super L.E. 25th Anniversary Bride of Pinbots for $12,500 each... It never happened. Crash.' Notes 'They were already having issues getting the game done at that time.'
rumor_hype: Godzilla 70th Anniversary edition and Metallica LCD upgrade edition rumors circulating; status unconfirmed but attributed to George Gomez statements.
low · Bruce and Ron speculate about potential 70th Anniversary Godzilla and Metallica with LCD based on Gomez's past anti-LE statements. Framed as speculation: 'if that thing exists, if that's going to be because that's the rumored game.'