Open mic! God dang it, I'm never prepared for this crap. We got the thing. Yeah. Tickets are now available for the Mystery Pinball Theater. Alright, tickets are up. Tickets are up. Grab your ticket. Oh! How am I doing? I'm doing okay. I need to hit. Oh my god. Two tickets remaining. We're not going in until we get to five. Come on, y'all. so who's that flipper freak all right we got fiends we got fliptronic but can promise nothing we got flipstream we got flipper freak we need one more so i my son sees the rat he's like oh daddy don't go near the rat i'm like oh daddy's going near that rat trust me daddy's gonna go near that rat with this broom. So I got the broom again. Once more with the broom. So Skyler's like scared because he sees a rat. He's standing there. And I take one of those push brooms. Like a serious push broom. Who's that? Coin a coin. And I swoop the... I push the rat. And I push the rat. I push it into a... I saw a sewer. Are you supposed to push rats into the sewer? Because this guy did. I'm sorry. I pushed it into the sewer. And it fell. And it probably drowned to death. And that's the end of that story. By all means. Yo. Great. Now you're going to get Ninja Turtles. Alright. Let's do this. Let's go into theater. We're going to take a look at our first Riff of the Night. You guys, here's the deal. First of all, you want to... You probably want to refresh right now. I'll wait a second. You want to refresh your stream so that you're caught up with us. He's going to jump in your pizza delivery driver now. Riff Theater, new rules. The points are made up. The game is made up. The points don't matter. Or as I heard the other night, the points only matter if you let them. Okay. If you're a riffer, you can riff. You can also vote on other riffers. You cannot vote on yourself. And there is a cool down. There's a natural cool down on Twitch. So if you type vote three, vote three, vote three, Twitch will stop you. But if you try and spam voting on other people, I think there's a three second cool down. People in the chat who are not in the theater, vote for whoever you want. You will see their name listed clearly on the top You type exclamation point vote space the number of the person when they make a funny funny there is no limit to voting outside of the cool down let's give it a shot once again the voice the points don't matter i have an algorithm pinbot say hello hello i'm pinbot how can i be of service she has an algorithm that she will tell how funny your riff was if someone votes for you. And it's a random score between exclamation point rig between something and something. I don't know what those points are. I don't know what those points are. So. Let's go! balls really so you'd like to go to china honolulu india Well, suppose you did. Could you find your way around those countries? Would you know that... means where to, mister? Wow. If she said... Kama kama kene oe e ao, kap nai eae? Would you say, let's go, sister? If you heard, I know I'm in Mertrit, could you choose a kind of sauce? An invitation to the dance. Would it throw you for a while? Oh, we got a 2x! If he knows you think it's fun, he will show you how it's done. I only dance from the waist up. It's safer that way. Far off land. Just whip it. Whip it good. Well, all right. So you're not going to any of those countries. You're not going anywhere except to another class You're not going anywhere in that sweater I'm not too sure about that One of these days Almost before you know it You're going to leave this place Remember school You're going to say to your friends Does that globe open up And show whiskey decanter It's like Flipstream is out front. And never come back. Dazed and more confused. Chances are you don know just yet where you be what job you have what work you do maybe it building you lots Maybe you have a small part in big scale production Oh I a walker man Up on your own, unemployed, with mustard in the fridge. Stuck in a loveless marriage. telling or get whoa the inventor for the part where the women at pay attention son the dreamer are fired regularly or the man who makes the dream come true are you going to build your buildings on paper or in concrete Why are you asking me so many questions? Time to make the houses. You don't know just yet. Of all the jobs in all the drafting rooms, in all the shops and factories. Of all the jobs in the laboratories and at the machines and in the offices, which will be yours? But this much you do. How much crippling debt will you get? Somehow, somewhere, you're going to build something. To do that, you need to know the language of the building world. You have to be able to write down on paper how high it is. In your pants. How wide, how deep, what it looks like, what it is made of. This is the language of the drafting room. The language of the blueprint. You need this language to make an object as simple as this wooden block come out exactly the right size and shape. Without this language, no complicated engineering project could be undertaken. Riffer 4 and Riffer 5, where are you guys? There you go. Johnny's making pipes again. Without the language of the building world, you and the architect might not understand each other. Let's get something for worker five. The architect and the contractor might go about the job in different ways. The plumber and the carpenter and the mason would never be able to work together building the same house. But in the language of the blueprint, each of you knows exactly what the house will be like. How many doors and windows and rooms... Neither of which build what the customer actually wants. House, baby, house. House, house, house, baby. It'll be a shanty. You can talk with other people who work in the world where things are made. Jedi we're giving points now To your riffs Those are drawings of my pinball room I love Becca's impartial voting It's so great And slaps him upside the head You wouldn't download a house On the blueprint, his story is told over and over for all the men who are going to make the product. This is the language of the pattern maker who shapes the design out of wood The pattern is the language of the foundry the original dot matrix display cast again and again in the form of metal the blueprint is the language of the machine shop where the left metal parts are finished to hair's breadth exactness because this language is accurate and clear the finished parts work together The blueprint describes how they should be assembled, and the blueprint guarantees that they fit. You need this language to find your way in the working world. A desk or a drafting table or a machine, you will have to be able to read and write this clear, exact language that tells how things are made. It isn't easy to learn. What are these things? Where am I? You can do it. As this man did once Vote two, vote one Beck, are any of your votes going in? This is where you begin At the beginning Taking it slow In your stride First things first Angles and circles are easy Those knobs are probably using metrics Noobs Okay Just checking I also vote a lot So many worlds to be conquered I'm confused. So they made a bridge from the house blueprint? I'm confused. I think Team 2 was filming that back there. And I just made the same joke twice. Never mind. And all of it outsourced to other countries. You have a journey to make into the working world. This language will help you There's a naked guy in the window! Take it along when you... And people to kick out of your house. Alright, good job! Good job, everybody! Woo! Nice work! Nice work! who else is exhausted who else is exhausted in there who's the big winner let's check let's check this score no no i have that i like i like that you hit exclamation point scores but let's check this go oh wait it's gone wait here it goes what flip trotting is the winner with 4023 riff votes followed by flip stream vp fiends coming in at 2k coin and flipper freak nice well it's got me in the picture thank you i will write that down i will write that down so that i include the score in the the polaroid picture good job guys what do you think you think it was rigged just because yeah it's not just bring your friends bring your friends next time they can vote for you