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Day 3 of FISH TALES BATTLE!! Jan '15 - 1 / 2

Dead Flip·video·2h 0m·held·Feb 3, 2015
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TL;DR

Dead Flip streams Day 3 of Fish Tales battle, struggling with lock shots while discussing game difficulty and Chicago pinball venues.

Summary

Dead Flip 3 Fish Tales battle stream features extended gameplay commentary and discussion with guests Zac Stark (the machine's owner) and chat interaction. The host struggles with the difficult lock shot mechanic while attempting to consistently hit super jackpots, discusses the game's reputation as divisive among players due to its demanding difficulty and center drain vulnerability, and shares tangential commentary on pinball mechanics, local Chicago arcade scene, and community events like a Super Bowl party at Logan Arcade.

Key Claims

  • Fish Tales has lightning flippers which are shorter than regular flippers, making the gap over the center drain much larger

    high confidence · Host discussing the game's difficulty with guests, explaining a design feature that makes the game challenging

  • Super jackpot on Fish Tales is worth 100 million points each time you hit the captive ball

    high confidence · Host explaining the scoring objective early in the stream

  • There's a hidden white rubber on the Fish Tales orbit that can cause immediate drain if the ball hugs the outer wall at high speed

    high confidence · Host explaining a specific hazard mechanic on the playfield during gameplay

  • Fish Tales is 'really black or white' for players—some love it, some hate it, particularly due to money shot placement over center drain

    high confidence · Host citing feedback from guest Dan from previous episode

  • A skeleton fish appearing on Fish Tales allows bonus points if you mash the launch button (or other unconfirmed button), but the mechanism is unclear

    medium confidence · Host and chat attempting to trigger this feature multiple times without success; unclear if the mechanic works as described

  • Logan Arcade in Chicago is hosting a Super Bowl party with free play pinball, cheap beer, and D&D, with no Super Bowl broadcast

    high confidence · Host personally recommending the event and announcing plans to attend

  • Zac Stark is the owner of this particular Fish Tales machine

    high confidence · Brad states 'this is my game' and host confirms he is the owner

Notable Quotes

  • “Fishtails is a game that's really black or white for a lot of people. You know, some people really love it, some people really hate it.”

    Jack Danger@ 16:52 — Summarizes the game's divisive reputation in the community

  • “There's a small nuance on fishtails, multiple fishtails. There's the orbit here, so it's the long cast. You have to make this shot to start advancing your captive balls up here. If you get a groove and you hit that twice really fast, what happens is every once in a while, there is a white rubber that you can't see that's right here... it will barely touch that rubber, and it is an immediate right down the middle kiss the ball goodbye.”

    Jack Danger@ 17:51 — Technical explanation of a hidden hazard mechanic that makes the game brutally difficult

  • “My New Year's resolution for myself was to play more controlled, and then I'd take stupid shots like that, and then you drain, and then you wonder why you're getting shitty scores.”

    Jack Danger@ 21:38 — Self-reflection on pinball strategy and discipline

  • “I'd rather cradle my balls than trap my balls. That is for sure.”

    Jack Danger@ 51:09 — Humorous commentary on pinball terminology; preference for 'cradle' over 'trap' terminology in the community

  • “You know what I mean. Lagunitas, obviously.”

    Jack Danger@ 60:11 — Casual community banter about beer preferences during gameplay

Entities

Fish TalesgameJack DangerpersonZac StarkpersonDead FliporganizationLogan ArcadevenueDead FliporganizationThe LaneorganizationYancyperson

Signals

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    gameplay_signal: Fish Tales presented as exceptionally challenging with divisive player reception; lightning flippers and center drain placement create high difficulty barrier; hidden rubber hazard makes machine unforgiving

    high · Host and Brad discussing the game as 'black or white,' host explaining hidden rubber hazard, Brad stating 'this one plays pretty hard' and that he 'gave up on points'

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Lock shot mechanic on Fish Tales is difficult to reliably hit; requires precise angle control and understanding of bank shot trajectories

    high · Host and Brad spending extended time trying different angles and approaches to hit lock shot; Brad's comment 'I have the most luck one-timing it off the orbit' and difficulty finding reliable method

  • ?

    community_signal: Emerging preference discussion in pinball community between 'cradle' and 'trap' terminology for ball control; community appears split with preference leaning toward 'cradle'

    medium · Host stating 'I like cradle' and noting 'Trap reminds me of... Like a genre of music' and 'Trap sounds a little cooler, but I think cradle just feels right'

  • ?

    content_signal: Dead Flip producing extended multi-day themed battle streams on specific machines, with guests and community engagement via chat; demonstrating sustained content production model

    high · This is Day 3 of Fish Tales battle; host announcing 'we have just two more days of this, and then, you know, we'll move on to greener pastures'

  • ?

    venue_signal: Logan Arcade in Chicago positioning itself as pinball-focused entertainment venue with non-traditional Super Bowl event featuring free play and food service

Transcript

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0:00
Thank you. Come on. Glad you made it back home safe there, Jaden. We were getting worried that you were driving around watching us.
1:12
We don't need you getting in an accident. You've got to keep track of our scores. Or our tilts, anyway.
1:30
Can you hear us okay there, Jaded? We have ten tilts already? It's only Wednesday. Thank you. What up, Death Mask? What is up, buddy? Oh, it's time to go live, isn't it?
3:09
I'm going to switch the camera over. He's having such a great ball. While I'm waiting. We'll just let it drain. Who cares?
3:18
Who cares? We like that. It's good for me. Woo! Oh man, fishtails, huh? Jaded, thanks for helping me, buddy.
3:41
Dan
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BJ Starkperson
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Jadedperson

high · Host describing Logan Arcade as 'just a pinball orgasm' with 'so many great pinballs' and detailing Super Bowl alternative event strategy

  • ?

    community_signal: Chicago pinball scene has regular meetup nights (Wednesday nights mentioned) and active venue infrastructure supporting player gathering and casual play

    medium · Host mentioning 'Wednesday nights are our pinball meetup nights' and promoting local venues and events

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Skeleton fish bonus feature on Fish Tales has unclear or non-functional mechanics; host and chat unable to reliably trigger despite multiple attempts with different button combinations

    medium · Extended segment where host tries launch button, start button, rapid mashing, none successfully trigger documented skeleton fish bonus; speculation that it might be 'a crock of stuff' or 'bullpucky'

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Fish Tales backglass demonstrates extensive detail and Easter eggs with 'little secret words and sayings and drawings hidden inside' including fine details on character shoes

    high · Host commenting 'The back glass of Fishtails has so many little secret words and sayings and drawings hidden inside of it. It's fantastic. Like down to little sayings on the bottoms of their shoes and such.'

    • The tally. Yeah, Jaded, uh... For those of you who don't know, Jaded likes to keep track of the tilts that we posto upon these machines.
    3:57
    And we've only been playing this game for two days, and we've already got ten tilts on this thing. That's a feat.
    4:04
    That is a feat. Man, like 8-bit banjo noise. Fantastic. You're gonna talk or you're gonna fish? Give super jackpot.
    4:29
    Oh yeah, brother. What you gonna do when Deadflip Mania comes for you? Deadflip Mania? Is that a thing?
    4:46
    Yeah, it's 5 o'clock at night and I'm wearing sunglasses. What? I'm doing it. It's gonna be good. Fish for compliments, bass, travel. Aw, that's cute. Fish for compliments.
    5:07
    Those are dad jokes. Stinky, awful dad jokes. Pinball's Arcade got an Instagram. Oh, nice. I'll have to check that out. I haven't been taking enough photos on the dead flip Instagram. Let's take one now, huh? How do you do this? You open up the old phone here. You open the instant grams.
    5:33
    I got a... Oh. I'll be a jerk and take a picture of myself at the stream. My man. Jeez Louise. I got to stop eating pizza late at night.
    5:59
    Fishing! There, Instagram. You are the pop of awful dad jokes. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Deadfoot Pinball. Today is day three.
    6:23
    Fish Tales. We have just two more days of this, and then, you know, we'll move on to greener pastures. But for now, we are going to play this.
    6:34
    I currently am here by myself. Nick might be joining us later, but there are no guests lined up for today, so it's just going to be you and you and you over there and you and me trying to blow the crap out of this thing. I just want to start getting some super jackpots. That's sort of the goal I've set for myself, is to try to consistently get the three main jackpots so I can start getting super jackpots. So that's what we're going to work for.
    7:04
    I had a joke, but it was a bit fishy. Was it catchy? Ah, boo, the fish jokes. I love it. God, I can't think of a single freaking fish joke.
    7:19
    What is on the back like, Sam? Man, the back glass of Fishtails has so many little secret words and sayings and drawings hidden inside of it. It's fantastic. Like down to little sayings on the bottoms of their shoes and such. It's so cool.
    7:41
    They need to scale those jokes back. Blue Continental, thanks for coming, buddy. Oh man, everyone's here It's going to be a good day I got my coffee Well, no, I drank all my coffee I got beer And a tape Alright fish scales doesn't it have a lot of threes everywhere uh what is that a joke about fish scales you ding dong America yeah man Starbucks is the business I gotta say their their regular coffee like their iced coffee, it's like really bitter, but there's something about iced coffee being super bitter that's delicious, but hot coffee being bitter, I'm not so sure.
    8:51
    Well, how's everyone doing? It's Wednesday. It's freaking hump day. What the crap's going on? Is anyone playing any fun pinball tonight? Has anyone got awesome Super Bowl plans?
    9:05
    Super Bowl plans? If people watch the Super Bowl? I don't know. Blue Continental there, by the way, is a coffee connoisseur. Or a coffee professional, actually. I think that's what she does for a living.
    9:28
    I drank the caramel thingy about five times a day. I didn't plug in my GNR yet, and it's been a day. I've got to fix something. J.J., fix that stuff. Yeah, that superb owl. Are you doing anything? If you're in Chicago and you don't necessarily like watching the Super Bowl,
    9:52
    the Logan Arcade, which is pretty much just a pinball orgasm. There's just, like, so many great pinballs in there. Pins, pinball machines, whatever you want to call them. So they're having not really an anti-Super Bowl, but they're having a Super Bowl party without turning the Super Bowl on. So everyone's going to be there. They're going to be eating awesome food. All the pins are going to be sent in free play. I think people are going to be playing Dungeons and Dragons and stuff. The beers are going to be cheap, and it's a really awesome place to hang out. So if you are free on Sunday, I'll see you there.
    10:29
    Because I will be attending. Wednesday nights are our pinball meetup nights, huh? Uncle Carmy, you should, um, you know, I don't know, meet up here sometime.
    10:53
    Would Super Fowl have looked better? No, I like Super Fowl. Like, like, poop. Like intestines.
    11:08
    Oh, man. Pizza. Pizza fan. Dude, I get excited every time I see you, man. Like, you're rarely around.
    11:23
    Pizza fan. If you're in Chicago, man, you've got to be on this show. I'm telling you. We want only the pizza fans. committed to kill potentially writing solo we don't have any guests lined up for today and I think Nick's off on like a business meeting or something like that he should be back later but if not I'm just going to try and consistently get super jackpots that is my goal for this machine I don't care about putting my name on it although if you start getting super jackpots you're going to put your name on it because super jackpots are a hundred million points every time you hit that captive ball. And if you saw any of the scores from yesterday, substantially larger than what would happen there. Oh man, we should get, oh, pizza fan, that's a great idea, man. To get a pizza, oh shit, hold on. Donate to kids, we gotta figure this out. Fridays, okay, let's, hold on, let's figure this out. On Fridays, every week, let's order pizza, and the pizza toppings have to have something to do with the theme of the pinball machine. I like this. Anchovies. Fucking beautiful. Donate to kids. I don't mean to keep swearing. I'm just excited. Like, what would World Cup have on it? Like, just, like, meatballs? PBR soaked meatballs? Metallica. I don't even know. Pop a Sloth. I did not try the skeleton and fish thing, but we'll give it a shot today. I'll try to keep my eye out for that. Also, I think, like, a pizza Friday would attract more people to the studio, and then Fridays could just be, like, a huge blowout, like, who gives a crap? Like, play till you drop. Brad, there's still time. I mean, you got, what is it, like an hour and 45 minutes left. I don't know why I'm sitting here eating up time. This is fun talking to you guys right now.
    13:36
    Fried calamari with pizza this Friday. Blue Continental, the skeleton fish he's talking about is when you're playing, behind your score there's like fish and snails and stuff going by. if a skeleton fish goes by and you start mashing the launch button, it gives you ten points. Ten.
    13:55
    One zero. Anyway, enough of me bullshitting. Let's switch the camera over and get some gameplay in, huh?
    14:17
    Deathmask, James from Metallica said Mexican is his favorite food, so a Mexican pizza? You know, I've got to say, like, a taco pizza is pretty delicious.
    14:38
    An upside-down fish? I don't know what that's about. I'll just start mashing the launch button while I'm playing and hope that I get some super-secret stuff. I obviously cannot play with sunglasses on.
    14:50
    How do we look? How's my hair? Are we good? Mustache? Mustache's on point? Got my little crumb catcher here.
    15:00
    You're going to talk? You're going to fish. All right, here we go. Gosh, shut up. So all I'm going for, you know, points are fun, but I want my super jackpot, so that's going to rely on a lot of multiball stuff. So here we go. Rob that's how you start again two more to go not bad you're good son of a oh my lord my lantern talking scares away the fish it's true rule of thumb that I like to tell people when I'm teaching them how to play pinball and something I did not do just then is if the ball is heading anywhere towards shut the anywhere towards the top of the slingshot and further out towards like the in lane out lane area if you're able to drive the slingshot into the ball by nudging the game a little bit to get the ball the hell away from this area, do it immediately. Because you don't want to rely on luck or anything happening there because you'll get screwed. Just get it the hell out of it.
    16:29
    I did not tilt. Give me a break. Shoot. My man. Overall, how would you rate this table, says Zahnrith? Well, Fishtails is a game that's really black or white for a lot of people. You know, some people really love it, some people really hate it. Like the gentleman we had on last night, Dan, he said he wasn't a fan of this game because the money shops are over the center drain. And we also have lightning flippers on here. Lightning flippers are just a skosh shorter than regular flippers, so it makes the gap over the center drain much larger.
    17:25
    Confirm tilt. It said tilt on the DMD? What? Did I tilt? Are you guys reading the same DMD I am? Let me make sure this is lining up. Yeah, that's it.
    17:42
    Yeah, but fishtails is a ball buster. Especially, there's a small nuance on fishtails, multiple fishtails.
    17:51
    There's the orbit here, so it's the long cast. You have to make this shot to start advancing your captive balls up here.
    17:59
    If you get a groove and you hit that twice really fast, what happens is every once in a while, there is a white rubber that you can't see that's right here. It's just barely sticking out. And if that ball is cruising and hugging the outer wall of that orbit there, it will barely touch that rubber, and it is an immediate right down the middle kiss the ball goodbye because it's going super fast, and it's just out of reach of the flippers.
    18:32
    The DMV looks blurry. Ah, we can fix that. For those of you playing at home, that's a living tool. Let's see. Let's see if this makes it better. Flip.
    18:51
    There, DMD prepared. There's the multiball. So for this multiball, you've got to lock a ball into the caster club, then get it up to the top where the video mode is, and that's your jackpot. I need three of those to start my super jackpots.
    19:12
    That's all right. That's coming back. There's one. That's one. We need two more. Oh. Calm the... Oh, you son of a... Biscuit.
    19:28
    Son of a biscuit, a swear word. Oh. parts. Live, live, live. Get. Oh, my gosh. Not sure what that was. Oh, my lord. Oh, I hate you so much. All right. That's okay. That's okay. It remembers your progress. So We need two more jackpots. I'm going to light up our multiball one more time.
    20:11
    Blob matrix display. What do you mean? It looks fine. Son of a brisket. let's go for the uh oh my lord i'm just uh that was practice don't even sweat it does the drop target come up on this fishtails brad it does not we're not sure why i think it might be busted so there's an s oh yes hold on it does come up um If you get all three of your jackpots... Yeah, so regardless of how many multiballs it takes, if you get all three jackpots, then that thing starts coming up. So I think it's a difficulty setting maybe somewhere that we haven't set correctly.
    21:12
    I swear I'm on the money with that shot. There it is. You're going to fall. You're going to feel. Whip! Oh, baby. One more of those, please.
    21:31
    Whip! Of course. My New Year's resolution for myself was to play more controlled, and then I'd take stupid shots like that, and then you drain, and then you wonder why you're getting shitty scores.
    21:50
    Like that. All I had to do was cradle that, and it would have been controlled play. So let's go for our port and starboards here.
    22:02
    Actually, this isn't doing anything for my objective, so I'm going to try to put it back in the caster club.
    22:14
    Oh, my gosh. JD. Dude, yeah, there's a Shaq Attack pinball machine. Yeah, man. There's a Shaq pinball machine and it's ridiculous. The artwork on it is absurd.
    22:33
    It's Shaq being all super big and barely putting a basketball into a basketball hoop. Let's try to close past this here. Didn't work.
    22:51
    Didn't work. Nick Campbell. Take a 10. Happy internet. Woo! Alright, so I have my fake multiball ready too, but you want to save that because if I get that one while I have two locks here, it actually eats those locks. So you want to get your real one... Oh my god. Never mind. You want to get your real one first and then get your bullshit one later. Everybody up. Come on.
    23:44
    So Nick is here, and he'll be in here in like ten minutes, guys. Uncle Carmy, don't buy that. Hmm. Scratch that. I mean, I've never actually played Shack Attack before. I can't say if it's crappy or not.
    24:07
    Don't fit. Leave a massage. I can't believe I had a secret tilt that I didn't even know about. Secret tilts guys, they're a thing. Oh I hit that hard enough. that hard enough, you just put it with that. Yeah, man, answering machines, right? Kids these days don't even know what that is. It's like, I know kids that don't even know what the hell dial-up is. Oh, can I please get the freaking watch, though? Oh, okay, that That was robbery, actually.
    25:02
    Get in there! Shark. Control play, Ding Dong. Come on. Thank you. Yancy says, Shack Attack is fun to play once every two to three years. Hey, Bob, what a skuse.
    25:51
    Oh, baby. He's doing it to these guys. $62 million for a perfect with a big score. That is gnarly. That's some money there, folks. Let's hope this ball comes down clean.
    26:13
    About as clean as I could ask. Dial-up sound is so soothing. What? Were you tortured as a child? Of course, to listen to dial-up noises so you can go to sleep.
    26:28
    Ah, crap. That's a ball one. I'll take it. J.D., you haven't played a Jurassic Park? Jurassic Park's kind of fun.
    26:52
    The skill shot's kind of cool because it's sort of like a video mode skill shot where you have to shoot a dinosaur that's running across the, uh, a raptor, actually, that's traveling across the DMD, and the first skill shot's easy, the second one, they're smarter, so they'll walk and then they'll stop and turn around to, like, try to trick you into shooting too early.
    27:18
    All I ever wanted was a jackpot, a jackpot, one shot, trip! Aw, you piece of shit. Oh my god. Alright, we got this. My man.
    27:42
    Get. Thank you. One more. Commodore 64 tape sounded lovely too. Man. You guys are living the past here. All right, so one more hit to our captive ball will give us a multiball, but like I said, that will destroy the two locks we have already. So what we want to do is try to lock it up first, save that, so that when we're done with the jackpot, we are done with that multiball, we can hit that and go right back into multiball. I almost did the exact opposite of what I... Oh, my gosh.
    28:28
    You know what this means, folks. I'm screwed. All right, right in. Come on, come on, come on. Right in.
    28:43
    Thank you. Yeah. Papa Sloth, you were pirating games back when it was... Way back in the day. Monster Fish, got you, punk.
    29:11
    I am juggling right now, kids. I need to... Oh, my lanta. I am juggling hard. Alright, I screwed up. And I think I started multiball again somehow. Oh, I hit the... Yeah, sorry.
    29:38
    I didn't realize you could start multiball while in multiball. That was stupid. We just need it in the caster club. That's all I ever wanted out of life.
    30:03
    The caster club please Test the foot please Really? That was two completely failed multiballs. Two. Dosed. Dosed crappy multibulls.
    30:28
    So now that I've ruined everything, I've done everything up the center. So now every time I hit the captive ball, it's going to give me 5 million. And then I think it increases by 500,000 every time I hit it.
    30:47
    Not a safe shot, so we're not going to keep going. And that was the, if the ball's coming anywhere around here, drive the slingshot up into it, Popped it over the slipper. Red is rain.
    31:21
    So what do we want here? Eh. I don't even know what long casts are giving me anymore, because I can't forgive the drains, is what they're doing. Drain pains.
    31:41
    What do you need to have your name on this thing? Well, I think jackpots will help, but... Let's take a gander here. We have... Aw, really? You're not going to let me look?
    31:55
    I don't want to leave through this crap. Aw, crap. You saw a skeleton fish? Sorry. Alright. Okay. We're playing with the sole purpose of getting skeleton fish.
    32:13
    Oh, that was cute. I tried. The thing that's hard about the skeleton fish thing is it's hard to concentrate on both things at the same time.
    32:55
    So I'm just randomly hitting it. How many times do you have to hit it? I'm curious. Can I hold it and wait for the fish to go by?
    33:09
    Are you a skeleton? No? Hold on, we're going to wait this up. There's got to be a skeleton fish coming soon. Were you a big fat fish? I want to drink my beer, but I'm afraid I'm going to miss the fish. skeleton? nope alright yeah we're looking for the alright we got a what was that a manta ray a turtle I'm just spamming the launch button there's a fat what was that a grouper oh why did I do that Oh dear, that sounds horrible.
    34:03
    What do you hit? What do you hit? Okay, it's not the launch button. Someone posted that it might be the start button, but wouldn't that reset my game?
    34:17
    I saw it. And I was laughing. You know, so I don't burn out the coil here. Let's give it a rest. I'm hitting everything.
    34:33
    Nothing. Skeletonfish did nothing. He did nothing. Skeletonfish did nothing. Oh, hell yeah. Jackpot, man. Flip. My man. I pushed the launch button three times. I spammed it, dude. I pushed. We'll try it again. We'll try it again. I tried the start button. I tried the launch button, I got nothing.
    35:22
    Get in there. Oh, hell yeah. So that's two. One more and then I can start milking my soup breads. The guide says push the cast button around ten times. It sounds like it might be a crock of stuff. It might be a little bullpucky.
    36:15
    Crap town. Alright, we got one more. What are you talking about, weapon? You need help watching the stream in your bed, or is that like a dirty sex thing you're talking about? All right, we're going to get this fish. I'm waiting for it. I'm going to... We're done with this crap.
    36:53
    Here we go. Turtle. So launch button ten times. I think I'm ready. I'm going to shoot the crap out of this thing. What the hell is that thing? Catfish? Walleye? Does anyone know? Oh no! Frog? No. Like little bottom feeding ray thing. Little cat fish-ma-job. Ah, you're wasting my time. Turtle. Alright, we'll give you two more fish. And if you're not skeleton, I'm playing.
    37:44
    There's one. There's two. This is it, folks. Upside down fish? Is that a thing? No? Alright, screw this. I'm playing.
    38:04
    We're just getting upside down fish. I don't even know what that means. Alright, screw it. And in dead flick fashion, the old over thing.
    38:24
    That's our chart. Fish? No? Anyone? No! All right, we want our jackpots here, so we've got to start getting some locks going in our life. We need some locks in our life, kids.
    38:44
    Oh, it's ball training. Okay. It doesn't know what I'm doing. Oh, F you. Phone verification. We're all about those jetpops and skeletonfish life kids, we got this. It's all about the skeletonfish. Oh come on. We gotta find that damn Casper Club shot.
    39:33
    Fricking Frick Frick. Liv. I keep looking up to see if the skeleton fish is there. All right. Drama bounce. Oh, where is that fucking... Don't know where this ends, man.
    40:05
    Alright, I can't keep looking for that fish, guys. It's killing me. Kill! No. Kill!
    40:24
    Alright. Where the hell is this shot? Where's any shot? I can't find anything here. I'm tugging and doinking. Disgusting? No? Keep looking for it. I shouldn't. There we go.
    40:50
    Oh, that felt good. Oh, I thought I was going to get another ricochet. That felt good. Alright, we'll do the double jump here.
    41:24
    How big was it? I don't know. How big was it? Bubby. Jada, do not give your phone number out to the internet.
    41:49
    Shouldn't I be getting a ball back here? Push it. Yes. No! Yes. Everything about this, yes. Oh, I got RAR'd.
    42:05
    Guys, really? What about loving each other, huh? You're in the same pinball machine together, and you're gonna fuck each other like that, Donate the Cutes? Jane, do you have... Why do you have so many phone numbers? Are you, uh... Like an evil villain or something?
    42:32
    Or, what's that movie with the dude that drives the cars? I'm sure that explanation made a lot of sense.
    42:46
    Prepare for sexting. Oh, you're going to get it all, buddy. Every gross image I can ever find on the internet, plus a few of my own.
    43:01
    Okay. So, I'm changing my strategy a little bit. I'm just going to work on trying to find that watch out.
    43:08
    Here we go. So, that was too late. But it was also on the squad. I definitely had a pager. I... Oh, that felt great. I had an MTV pager back in the day. It was like neon green or something with like orange buttons. And outside of working like a regular pager, MTV would page you if cool people were coming into town. Like Puff Diddy. Daddy. Diddy. Daddy.
    43:43
    You had a pager up until last year, Mayor? Was it three? Okay. I think I'm understanding this a little bit more. Let's try to catch this.
    43:59
    Oh, I got it. I JV'd the ball. JV. Okay, that was robbery. Work-related pager. Wouldn't text just make more sites?
    44:30
    Alright, I love this situation. I just wish this other ball was on the right clicker instead. Here we go.
    44:40
    Where's it going to go? Stay, stay, stay. Yeah, baby. Okay. Okay, we got this. Controlled play.
    44:58
    Oh my god. Is that fumbled multi-ball number two on this game? I give up. And if you that aren't my own, yeah. I'll send you every gross photo on the internet, a couple of them that aren't mine.
    45:40
    I'm really having trouble finding that lock shot, kids. Deathmess, thanks for coming, buddy. Sleep tight, and we'll see you again soon, hopefully.
    46:01
    Put them both in the lock and donate to kids. All right. Donate. My man. I'm the fly. Come on.
    46:16
    Brad Stark is here. What's up, buddy? Yo. Killer ball one, just saying. Yeah, it looks like it. I'm exclusively trying to really get a frame in that frickin' lock shot.
    46:36
    That's hard. And it is. That was trust, though. It's all trust, baby. Kill! Yes, my man! There was, um, so finding it direct, pain in the ass. Yeah. But you can caram it off of this target here. Oh, interesting. Because it will bounce off this rubber and fly in.
    47:01
    By the way, this is Brad Stark. People know me. For those of you that don't know him, remember a dead flip? Number three. Owner of this machine. Yep, this is my game. You son of a... This one plays pretty hard. Yeah. Like, I gave up on points. I just want that nailed down. And it's not easy. At all. You want to play a quick one? Yeah. We also... I texted you guys, but it's time to... We got to... NBC. Boo! Midwest Game Express. I got to, like, pre... Like, get that hotel up, because we got to be in the hotel for that one. Yeah.
    47:43
    God damn it. Where is that fucking shot? God damn it, kids. That's not it. Fucking kids. That's not your shot. Don't hit the kids. That's not your shot.
    47:54
    Sorry, folks. I'm sad. Oh, it's BJ's. Tony Stark's little brother. Yep. It's actually my man. Crystal says hello. Hola, Crystal. Como estas? Hola, stop. He's dead. Wait, more time.
    48:19
    I got that. I almost, like, roll around. Alright. Let me get that fish. I want the fish. Ding. Eh, I'm not going to get the fish. All I want is the lock.
    48:34
    I actually have the most luck one-timing it off the orbit. Oh, like after a launch or something? Like right there. Like a boom. Yeah, just like that. I feel you. Except not. I think that's the only time I ever hit the damn thing.
    48:51
    And I'd like a. All right. Let's find this. So. I think it's closer to the tip. I'm going to shoot at about 85 and see where that takes us here.
    49:05
    Sorry. Yeah. Okay. Let's try that again. Let's try to live catch this. No, that might not work out well. No, I'll black catch it. One time. Let's, uh, I want to know where it is. I'm going to loop past this and then post-pass it over. Yeah, just no, just, just dent your foot.
    49:24
    The dent foot sends the ball into the slingshot. That needed a little baby flip to get over it. Okay, 85.
    49:35
    Oh, that was more like 90. That was more, yeah, exactly. All right, let's try to post-pass this again.
    49:42
    Oh shut up. That's about 80. I think the main problem seems to be you can't hit 80 high. It's like a scary, I don't know. My life. A lot of new people. Oh yeah. A lot of new people. Eat. Nope. Hey, control the ball, Brad. Control the ball.
    50:15
    Yeah, cradle. Nope. I've been hearing a lot more people call that a trap instead of cradle. Oh, yeah? I like cradle. I like cradle, too. Trap sounds a little cooler, but I think cradle just feels right. Trap reminds me of... Like a genre of music. Right. No, I don't like that. Like, oh, you're listening to that trap, kid. You're listening to that trap? Oh, yeah. Yo, I'm in the trap. Donate to kids.
    50:48
    On the fly. What did you do? That has absolutely never happened before. It has never happened before.
    50:55
    We played this forever yesterday. That has never happened before. It just happens with pinball machines. That's true.
    51:01
    So that's the game saying you're not allowed to play. It's like, Brad, you're done. You've got to go record your other podcast. I'd rather cradle my balls than trap my balls. That is for sure. See you later. We need to talk MBC. Yes, let's do that.
    51:19
    I'm sure this is fine. We'll play it again. Thanks, Brad. So Brad's off to do a podcast about League of Legends. He plays that game a lot.
    51:31
    And him and two of the other guys in the studio have a podcast about it. It's called The Lane. not E-lane, the lane. So the game straight up shut off and shut off. Alright, I thought that was it. Trust it. Oh, he's right. I can't, like, the answer is 85. I just can't touch it. I can't touch 85. Oh, okay, that, that was like 83.7. That was like a radio station.
    52:16
    You're listening to 83.7, The Slip. Up next, Jack Danger and the Tilts. No! Wasting my time. Come down. Okay. Okay. 85.
    52:59
    Oh, kids, I think we figured this out. Hold on. I need one more to be sure. That shit is like, oh, butter. It's great at the tip. Now I have to do that under pressure. All right, we're going to cradle separate the left, shoot on the fly, hopefully go in. It didn't go in.
    53:49
    Alright, we're going to try that again. Cradle separation. Alright, good. We have two on the... Go! Aw, ripped. Aw.
    54:15
    Okay, here we go. You son of a bitch. You dirty, dirty, dirty freaking jerk. Pour him your wine. Of course, whole bonus to the drain, why not? Because, you know, that makes sense. The old over-under. This is a nightmare. Okay, post pass, get it in. That was too hard of a post pass. That was too soft. That one was just right. For three little bears with pinball. What are you guys linking? Make sure it's clean. Oh, mamacita.
    55:51
    Alright. One shot. One kill. Oh, skills completion. No! I'm sorry. It's hard to... Alright, I'll try it. We'll try to get on the skills completion line.
    56:10
    All the way. Oh, you freaking ding-dong. Robbed on the jackpot. Oh, what's up? No, I want double and triple JPs.
    56:35
    I've been only working on trying to find the lock shot. Just all jackpots all the time? Well, just, it's like during gameplay, all I want is block shots. I mean, once you get to triple JP, there's no other reason to even play the game. You mean the suits? Yeah, because you can come back around. Okay, it's on that spot. I didn't let that one rest too long. Come on. I want to try some double jackpot action here, but I'm getting zero jackpot action. All right.
    57:27
    Wrong slipper, Ding Dong. Oh, ho, ho. All right, coming over, huh? Coming over, right? Oh. That just turned into a nightmare of juggling. Everybody, just, you know, do whatever you want. Who cares? That was cute. That worked. I have not been able to get that Batcan to work. The Batcan does not go into the hole very easily. It'll touch the spinner for sure, but it won't go up there. Alright, here we go. On the floor. My man! Go catch it, throw it back in. Yeah. That didn't come over fast enough. It did not.
    58:26
    Sometimes eat that thing's momentum. But that's okay, because I've been teaching people about the get the real multi-ball and save your bullshit multi-ball, so you just rack the old captives up there.
    58:42
    Oh. Oh, baby. Oh, boy. I got a burger coming. going on in there. You got a burger coming going on? Yeah, that, that Coca-Burger is, it's good. It's tasty.
    58:58
    Yay, finally. Hey, Randy. This is essentially joint multi-ball. That, rubber, man. You gotta slap it out of there. But, you shouldn't have to. No, but every game's a little different.
    59:11
    Oh, all right. Yo, put me in that next game. I'm gonna get a, I'm gonna get a little turkey in there. Um, I'll take a, oh no, yeah, I'll take a Lagunitas. Yeah.
    59:22
    Uh, Lagunitas. What the hell are you guys talking about? I look away from the chat for a minute. You guys are having, like, super secret tax evasion conversations.
    59:42
    Gone fishing. Leave a message. Super secret tax evasion. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. We might have to adjust that rubber a little bit because it sticks out just enough to screw you Lagunitas sucks It is a great beer It truly is
    60:07
    I like a little something something also. You know what I mean. Lagunitas, obviously. All the trust.
    60:25
    Y'all gonna talk? Okay. Super secret tax evasion. It's my new indie band. Man, I just, I smell like hairspray so bad right now. I had like sloppy emo hair up until maybe five minutes before the stream I went and threw some hairspray in oh don't you tilt on me girl did I move that off the stream? yeah let's do that
    61:18
    oh shut up Of course. Found it. After raided by the IRS, yeah? Hey, let's do the secret tax evasion. One, two, three, four.
    61:50
    Fine, give me ALL the balls please! Beautiful. Stick, comb! Dizzy! Great work. OH-MY-MAN. TOP pozake colleagues!!! hear his neck and long neck- what THAT's MY line! So, chemicals are in the right components. So you're in multiple roles.
    62:20
    I just got Rob Lode. Rob Lode? I didn't know that Rob Lode really is one of those actors that he's not an actor. He just plays the same character all the time. Right. He's a nut that actor. I didn't know that. Is that mine?
    62:36
    They're both branded. So I got one jackpot, which means I got two more to go. All right. So what's your secret on this lock shot? All right. Here's the deal. From the cradle? Yeah.
    62:51
    85. Like the third lightning bolt, this second lightning bolt up? You see this super dirty first notch? Yeah. On top? Yeah. The first time it goes like that? Right there. Okay. Alright.
    63:05
    So that means I'm gonna catch it. Is it whiskey also? Oh man! I'm gonna catch it. Catch it? That was a little... You're right. But that's where it's at.
    63:20
    Uh, the tilt works. Tilt works. By the way, this game shut off on me, uh, while Brad was in here. Really? I plunged the ball and the game just turned off. Aw, cute. And who's that? It knew Brad was in town. It's like a puppy getting too excited and pees itself. It sort of blew a few. Alright, here we go. I'm gonna try to catch it again. I'm going to catch it again. There you go. The first dirty notch. Ooh. Dude, you're getting some life. Yeah.
    63:50
    Oh. Yo, that first dirty notch, girl. Oh, get in there. Oh. Yeah, dude. Almost. You've lost in there.
    64:08
    You've lost in there. Also, I cannot successfully post pass with 100% confidence on this game. I am hitting everything, but what I want. Doink city!
    64:26
    This is awesome. It's all about recovery and you got it. Hit the net. How did it work? Super secret tax evasion.
    64:52
    Good job, Brad. I pitched it around the block. Yes. Do you feel like you need to pull body punch to do this? Yeah, yeah. It helps with the timing. Timing, yeah. It's like... Oh, Brad's saying like this also took a lot harder because we're using lightning flip wires. Oh, way harder. Way harder. Let me tell you something. Way harder. Swiped! Yeah, that's... I think that came off getting a little tired back there. A little nasty. I think that kid got a little tired right there.
    65:34
    A little nasty. Whip right there. That's dumb. Whip right there. It's so dumb. Throw them! Ugh! Fudge that, bud! ...on the attachment. I think Chris just touched the door. Huh? Chris looks like he was about to open the door and then walk away.
    66:07
    Playtime! Hmm. Well, see, I don't have to clench my whole butt hole in order to get that. Boing. Oh, jeez.
    66:42
    Get it out. You talk about knowing a shot, and you can't find it anymore. Yeah, yeah, see, I think the lightning flippers, it obviously changes the shot because the flippers can move faster because they're shorter, but also, you know, hitting anything here because this gap is so much wider is just a nightmare.
    67:32
    JD Sharpie fake knuckle taps post-pass. Post-pass would be pretty slick, dude. slam tilt would be pretty cool. Coin door.
    67:42
    I mean, the list goes on. Post. Pass. This is Nick's ball. Nick disappeared. So I'm going to give him another minute and then I'm plunging his ball. Oh man, the thing about that video is when she does her single eye wink, she's obviously an alien, right? I don't think she's an alien, I think she might be someone's attempt at artificial intelligence. You know when like hands When a robot hand is being animated It's like Where it could You know She's like Blink Action Blink I know How do we make sure this robot People don't think it's a robot Oh we'll just sing it We'll just teach it songs We can't find the beat But that's fine Nobody will know Adaball Knuckle tattoos Jackpots Knuckle Tattoo.
    69:06
    Coindor. I think I'm better at the loop around into the... You know what? Throw him high and that's what starts it also, that he's better on the fly hitting you after the loop.
    69:19
    Splat game would be a cool Knuckle Tattoo. Beard Dude. That has nothing to do with pinball. It's just cool. Hey, hey, Beardoo.
    69:34
    Hey, Beardoo's got fun. Hey, man, it's Beardoo. Hey, you, Beardoo. Okay, can I point something out? Yeah.
    69:44
    I think the reason the game shut off has everything to do with why that is not lit up anymore. Oh, boy.
    69:56
    That dangerous. But see, yours is lit, so WT... WT fuck. That was the worst. Oh boy. Ball save. Weho! That's not a tattoo. Weho? Weho. Kumbum. That's stupid. That is stupid. Lord's Feet, that's not too many fingers. You can use your toe knuckles. Whoa! That was up and aroundy round round. That was an unintentional shaft of being lame. It came down so fast I just barely flipped it and it went whoop.
    70:49
    Fall in there. My favorite toe knuckle tattoos are breakdance. I thought were the coolest thing I had ever seen. on toes.
    71:00
    Getting your toes tattooed, man, that's all bad. I have the tops of my feet tattooed with just grit, and it's, uh... That was kind of whatever.
    71:14
    Skill shot! Hell yeah! Wait, that doesn't work. Oh, 1L. Alright. Oh, my God! The big bastard. His last word.
    71:36
    Oh, baby flip. Oh, God. What are you doing? No. Kill shot. There you go. That might make me a little too scary looking. I think left three is probably the most gentle mouth of tattoo I've ever gotten.
    71:53
    I'll try to bump it into a bear hug. Sandwich. Poop Town. Hard Fart. Hard Fart's pretty funny. Hard Fart is really funny.
    72:19
    Hippie. The old Hard Fart. Hard part being a... Pew! Oh, my God, it worked. You know, I couldn't get that. I am so proud of you.
    72:37
    So proud. All right, bounce over. No, too far. Oh, bounce in. No love. Oh, yeah, dead flip would work, too. Um, yeah I can see that being misunderstood, but you know what, nothing on my body tattoo-wise makes any sense. I have photobooth tattooed across my stomach with a question mark.
    73:10
    Hey, you like the flip of this, huh? I couldn't get behind it. It's okay, I think I'm doing better with it.
    73:17
    Who can get behind it? Can't get behind it! Oh, here we go. Oh. Roca de boca. Oh, my God. My old tattoo artist had a cab on one hand. once a cop came up to him and said that's the truth all cops are bad ass that was the third rock the boat where I got zero points rock the boat is all about the backhand dude I couldn't get one that backhand right there is the only shot I can shoot with confidence on this whole game. That and plunging the ball all the way around. We can plunge it.
    74:21
    What? Hey! We're wearing the pink clothes. We don't just wear the same hoodies, folks. Same t-shirts, same jeans. You did give a message this morning. Same beer. Man, we're killing it. Is your hair up? Yeah, it's kind of up. We're testing glasses right now.
    74:41
    My man. All right, I want to go first. Does that one count? Uh, no. I was only shooting for lock shots. What are we doing? I just want to get super jackpot. That's all I want. All right. First to super jackpot wins. I'm into that. And if the other player in the next ball gets super jackpot, then it's a tie. Yeah. All right. First to super jackpot. I'm clinking, bro. Jackpot only. There you go. That is the dead flip costume. Jason, I think you're bolstering us with that skeleton thing, dude He's trying to get in your head, man He is in my head, because I hit the lock button about 20 times when it went across and I hit the start button about 20 times when it went across Nothing works And if that was the reason the game shut off that could be too Jason's trying to break our game, man Ping!
    75:42
    Woo! Yeah, Uncle Carmen says we're wearing the dead flip costume right now. Dead flip costume. Hey, if anyone wants to be dead flip first, oh, yes. Halloween.
    75:54
    My friend Steve was mean for Halloween four years ago, but he was jacked from four years before that, where I had really terrible haircut and really... Aww. I like to take my shirt off. That's amazing. Wait, there was a time when you liked to take your shirt off more than now? When's the last time you took my shirt off, man? I gotta do some sit-n-ups. Let's do it. I'll take pictures of the screen. Thank you.
    76:21
    I've been looking for too many midnight pizzas. Yeah. They mentioned not to put on Easter egg tights, so... I doubt it's bullshit. Might be used to fit in the settings. Ah, that could be. I'll try it again if I see it and I'll help Nick out if I see it and I'll just slam it instead of a shooter button here. Oh my god. Ding dong. You've mastered. You've mastered the doink shot. Well that's fun. That's fun. What version of Fishtails do you have there? We have the green one with the faded artwork on the side. Man, this thing seems to be strong. Unless it was printed like that. Oh, oh, oh! Bunch of zeros, folks. Ivan! Ivan, you coming, buddy? How's it going? Ivan, thanks for coming, buddy. Thanks for coming to lunch. I'm going to lunch. Let me know how the reel strip goes. If you need more people at any lunch, don't be in time. Okay.
    77:40
    Thanks, buddy. Yeah, no problem. Let me know what happens with the crew, with the job. Yep. I told the reel, just get a client desk and try to get him to do it. Oh, nice. Yeah. Change your song, huh? Well, I don't know. I just could do it. Make your own song. Yeah, there's a beatbox. Yeah.
    77:57
    Yo, record this. See you, buddy. Wait, isn't that like a spoon song or something? I don't know. That's one of the dudes doing the thing.
    78:09
    Jason, we'll look at the code in a moment. I'm not sure what version of the code we got. A voice from outside.
    78:24
    Disembodio. That's pretty good. That is a freaking band name, dude. Disimbario? Are you kidding me? Disimbario. That sounds French until you look at it. Disimbario. Italian. Italian. Yeah. Hey, disimbario!
    78:41
    No, that sounds like it's a Mario. It's a me! It's a Mario! Yeah. Spoon. Yeah, I don't know. Okay, let's look at the code.
    78:54
    Will it tell me here, or do I have to restart the freaking machine? Alright, who cares We'll look for it after this game Because I'm not sure about it Oh, you're going to take forever, huh?
    79:10
    Thanks, bud Nick, I'm done I got it So, when I drained It rolled up And then it just hung out for a second long enough for the ball to take the trouble away.
    79:29
    So it's hanging out there? It just sort of rolled and lived, and I think it was like this. Aw, that's cute. He's the Mario.
    79:40
    Here we go. I'm going to help with the stick. Oh, yes. I'll have to point it. What do you mean? He's the Mario. Ah man, what was it? A friend of mine sent me... I got a lot of people back in the day when I first started growing facial hair and stuff. They're like, you look like Waluigi all day. Tall, skinny, creepy, stupid mustache.
    80:18
    Disembario! Why are the lights going off for me? I think this game's fried. Oh, you... Shark's cake.
    80:32
    Go in. Uh... Flip! Okay, here we go. Oh, the dirty groove, man. Oh, you're kidding. Dang it. I'm not going to poke past this crap. We'll doink pass it. There you go.
    81:00
    Uh, Popple Sloth, there is a Super Mario Brothers pinball machine. There's a couple of them, actually.
    81:06
    Then there's... What else would there be? Nintendo-wise. What other... What Nintendo pinball machines are there outside of Mario Brothers? There's a Pac-Man one. I don't think that's Nintendo. That's more Atari. Yeah.
    81:24
    Oh, God. So there's two Mario Brothers ones. Yeah, there's the little one and then Mushroom Kingdom.
    81:32
    Oh, I want that backhand so bad. Well, so let's talk about Space Invaders. Oh, yeah, Space Invaders, but that's a Tarwee. We're going to get other video games that are also pinball machines. Is there a Q-Bert pinball machine? Because I think there is. I don't know. I've never seen it. There is Space Invaders, there is Pac-Man.
    81:57
    Um, Pop, no, not Pop, I just heard a comic. Uh, oh, that would have been Sextown. Sextown? Find your shot, Danger. Breathe. Wax on. Shoot the ball. That was it.
    82:19
    The first dirty notch. Where's the dirty notch? Thanks, champion. Slip, slip. Thanks, team. Oh, there you go. Dirty notch. There's two Pac-Man pins. Instagram. Dude, it gets annoying. It does. I'm starting to get a little fed up with it. You might have to turn some of that stuff off.
    82:47
    All right, you're going under, eh? True be done. Can you fall in for me? That'd be freaking awesome. Oh.
    83:00
    That post, man. That's the worst. It's like the spadish post. It's like the, oh, God. Now you play like a jerk because you're like angry and you're flipping. Well, I'm one long cast away from letting my multiple on the ass center.
    83:22
    I don't like this at all. Okay. Control play is all I want. Control play isn't fun, and sometimes I feel like it's worse.
    83:35
    There is a Street Fighter, yes, you're right, but that's Capcom. Yeah, I don't know. Oh. Jason Wardrick says, I challenge you to the arcade Street Fighter, you need to see. Yo, I'll play Street Fighter. Yo, I'll play anyone at Ultimate Mortal Kombat 2.
    84:16
    Actually, take that just to any Mortal Kombat. I'll rap you. Maybe not Jason Wardrick, because he's a monster.
    84:32
    Yeah, Sonic shows up on the DMD of some Sega pins, but he does not have his own pin. Sonic has a new game that somebody's out with.
    84:41
    Oh, someone is coming out with a homebrew one. Is that the right name for that? I don't know. Homebrew? I don't know. It's house name.
    84:52
    Oh, Strange Brew. The Canadian beer guy. Yeah. They got something to hitchhike in here, eh? He turns into a blue ball. He's a little fresh. 16-bit.
    85:04
    All right. Nobody got a... It's an Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3. That's what I mean. Nobody got a super? No one got a super? Papa Claus says, challenge accepted. I don't think anybody got a regular jackpot. Look at them burning worm scores right there. Oh, and farts. Wait, did I go second? That's my curse, man. When I go second, I assimilate.
    85:23
    I turn into the score ahead of me. Here we go. We've got to get some generic pots. Whoa, 18 million holds up. A million.
    85:34
    Oh, boy. We're not playing for points here, folks. We're playing to try to get super jackpots, or else we'd have some video modes and some crazy-ass scores. Yeah, we're only going for super jackpots, so the scores don't matter. The first person to do a super jackpot will not only win because they got a super jackpot, but they win because that's the only goal right now. Yep. So there's a lot.
    85:58
    You know, points are one way to win. Going to a goal is like a way to see if you can get to something. Yeah.
    86:06
    It's all about setting goals for yourself so you can figure out better how to play a machine. And with super jackpots being like 100 million points per hit, you need that ability.
    86:21
    I can taste that. Burger's good, right? It's like a sour burger in my mouth. Dude, I'm serious. A little distraction right there. You're hurting my face. Ah.
    86:34
    Here we go. Jason, someone link the code to the pinball Easter egg so we can type that stuff in. Oh, come on.
    86:47
    Oh, that was, that was gross. Bro moves, folks. Yeah. Oh, there was a Hubert pin. There you go. There was?
    87:02
    Woo! Yancy, again. I'll reiterate, we're not playing for points, so please don't be ashamed of us. We're just trying to get super jackpots. Super Jays, y'all! Super Jays! Well, if we were doing our job getting any jackpots, we'd have a decent score, but... James, there's no way that it's the start button. I refuse to believe that it wants you to hit the start button. Because that would add more players to a game. It's not the start button. Yeah, it can't be the start button. It absolutely cannot be.
    87:38
    Because on some games, start button even restarts the game. Well, another multi-ball with no jackpots. Brother, I'm telling you, on one game I had like two multi-balls and then the free one that I did zero things on. I have three million points, everyone. Every multi-ball. Oh, bonus! My man.
    88:15
    Not start button, only on draft. There you go. Alright, on the fly. Luck shot! More like luck shot. There was a defender, maybe? I guess Atari had their own pinball division so they could do whatever they wanted. That was cool. What did you get? Uh, I don't... Oh, the black post there by the frickin'... Black post? That was a... I tried to do a backflip on that and it didn't work.
    88:45
    That wasn't even a backhand. You had to, like... Oh, God. Too clean. Too clean! Must've been it.
    89:01
    Love you. Oh, my Lord. Wait, what was the Italian thing? Oh, my... Wait, what? It's a me, Mario. It's a Mario.
    89:19
    There was a Defender at Expo last fall, huh? Yeah, there's definitely a Joust pin. That's a two-player at the same time. That is a neat game. You're actually playing pinball against each other physically by shooting the ball back and forth at each other.
    89:39
    That just feels good. Here we go, do it again. Desire! Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh! There you go. Don't even finish the word. Who knows what he's gonna say? I think fudge. The most rare D game is probably Big Bang Bar
    90:07
    That was made in any sort of... And there... There also is, like, Magic Girl and that kind of stuff. But that stuff's not out. Oh, yeah. So, but, like, Big Bang Bar, there was only an original, like, 13 made, and then they remade them for, like, 100 of them. and one of the original 13 got caught in house fire. I just learned about this recently, and everyone lost it. They're like, what the fuck, dude? That thing should have been in a warehouse in a state underground. Like, sad.
    90:37
    Yeah, that's a pretty rare one that still has a lot of money attached to it. Yeah, Capcom re-released it, and each re-release got a brass plate with a number on it.
    90:52
    Um, the call-outs on that game are hyper-sexual. Yeah. Seems like it'd be a fun game. I've only played it a couple times. I've only walked by it. Oh, Pinball Circus 2.
    91:13
    All right, here we go. Last chance, buddy. Get some dark spots. Pinball circuits flying up through the sky. Oh, that's good. Now here's the thing that's something, something, something.
    91:24
    Pinball Circus, Pinball Circus is coming to visit. You don't want to miss it. You suck. I'm getting the sugar lane shot because I love it.
    91:44
    Pinball Circus, Pinball Circus is coming to visit. Totally not on purpose. There we go. Yo, get up there, buddy. Yo, careful, careful, careful.
    92:06
    Give me them points, dog. Did you see that? You got this, bro. Shit. In the night.
    92:26
    Oh, my man. All right, this is it, folks. Hit it. Super JP. Up the butt. Ah, super jackpot. All right. How many can you get? Freaking hit it.
    92:41
    Oh, now I'm, like, nervous. Let's all get out of here. Let's hit it. Folks, we're racking up the points.
    93:06
    Oh, my God. I'm an ultimate fisher. Look at that dude smiling. Ah, I just did it! Oh, my God. Look at the money right there! That's uh... Look at that guy! Do I get to hold my bonus for that too? No. 802 million points! That's the way to go, man. Yo. How many was that? Five? Eight maybe? Oh. No. Because some of them were 200. Some of them were two. You have to get five total. Plus your first three. total. Plus your first three that were up to 40. The last one was 40.
    93:55
    Tropical Islands. I'm a metapishaman. Tropical Islands. Well, obviously, folks, that's the way to blow it up. That is how you blow the game up. Holy crap.
    94:09
    Holy balls. You don't even have to shoot for anything else in the game. All right. So I have one chance to do that for Jack. Brad's like, all right, now let's see a bill.
    94:21
    Here we go. Super Jack. Man, those last two I got at the end, oh, money. Oh. Well, you're all the way up to extra ball.
    94:40
    Money. Oh crap, that's built. That's just like playing a slot machine hitting a jackpot. Oh, I guess it's like playing Timbald hitting a jackpot every time.
    94:56
    That's like hitting five jackpots in a row. Oh, hit that shot. Yeah, Papa Sloth, Big Bang Bar is a game that you're probably not going to see unless you go to, like, some huge expo. Collectors. And then it might be behind, you know, like, Seagull.
    95:24
    Although, at the Chicago Pinball Expo, there was one out in the frickin' hallway for people to play, but I didn't, uh... I did not stop to play it. And I'm sort of regretting that.
    95:36
    Oh, a little Bubby flip. Bubby. I'm going to grab another beer with you, okay? I'm good, thanks, bud. All right, Brad. I'm finished.
    95:50
    Those were some bad drive catches. Oh, what? It went in the hole. Aw, wait! Well, that's a real tilt.
    96:30
    That was a real tilt. Crystal, we did not post the podcast anywhere yet, but yes, we are. You got time tomorrow? Come on.
    96:48
    Come on. Yeah, I'll try to make time. Did you say what's a week or once a week? Once a week.
    96:58
    I'm not used to that. Baby, I got your money How much prep are you going to do for the Sting finals next week? You're going to open it. Hey, today Hey Baby, I got your money Here's a little practice for you. One.
    97:41
    Win it. Two. Three. You're going multi-table. You need that practice also. Trist. Nice. Beautiful. One more. There it is. Again, folks, we're skipping all the big money and been trying to get super jackpot.
    98:34
    Oh no! That was good. That rubber is giving me heck, man. All right, we'll check it after this. I need to remember.
    99:23
    I could have slapped that, my brain parted. We've got to check the software version after this. Oh, it's right here. I got my beer. All right, Internet.
    99:59
    Gots to do it. We all got to do what we gots to do. Money. That's $25 on the sidewalk. At the lucky break right there folks. One more.
    100:26
    Uh oh. Uh oh. Around and in. Go. You leaving? Have a good night buddy. Adios. Kelty. You can say bye to Chris. Do it.
    100:52
    Come on, baby. That was dirty. So we have instant multiball lit, but we're going to go for the old-fashioned. Never mind.
    101:23
    How? Oh, because it came down the rail. That confuses me every time it happens. Whoa, what a beauty. Hey.
    101:41
    Wa-na-na-na-na-na-jack danger. What's up, Iggy Dota? All right, are we still going for jerkpops? Uh-huh. We'll give it one more go. All right.
    101:52
    Wait, hold on. Check the code. What do we do? Turn the game off. Turn it off. Turn it on. L5. Five. 50,000. And five.
    102:08
    L5. Oh! The Lobster. Grand Champ. Durger. Two. Them probably DJs. BJ's? No, I think we had it before as well. Somebody here. Me.
    102:24
    Horse 70. Killed it. Eric Fisher. BJ. That's Brad. Dead Flip. That could be anyone. Biggest Liar. PBA. Four Fish, Four Tails. Who's that? How do you do that? You gotta keep hitting it. Top Boat Rocker. Oh, yo. Kiss was blowing some boats up. All right. Jason, we have not done a bang back before and I am too afraid to do it yeah, I don't want to learn that shit learn it first get Zold get kicked out of the tournament
    103:08
    yeah hmm L5 should be fine ok, we'll see I'll keep an eye out. There's that snail.
    103:34
    It went in the freaking scoop just to say hi. It went all the way in. Tell me when you see skeletonfish. Hold on, let's wait for a fish. Aw, come on. I'll give you two more fish and then I'm playing. That's a turtle so that doesn't count. That's a fish. A turtle fish? That's a, what is it, a sturgeon? Nope, okay, screw it.
    104:28
    Oh my lord. That felt sexy. Oh no! Free ball save. Why, why, why? Calm down. So I need one more lock shot to get into multiball. So let's
    104:53
    try the old boat pass here. That didn't work. There's an upside down fish. I'm keeping an eye out folks, I promise you. Oh yeah, that's what I wanted.
    105:14
    Yeah, bang backs can not only hurt the machine, but they can hurt you. Oh, come on. Stay in the game, buddy.
    105:35
    Stay in the game. That was a crappy shot at sand dust. So I'm going to have to relate that. There's one. Ah, Jason, thanks for following us, finally. Jeez, what took you so long? Yay! So long.
    106:17
    World's first. Listen, man, I was there when people were getting your name wrong, and it was terrible.
    106:26
    Get in there. My man. That's two. 31 mil. Oh, man. Fall in. Just get up there and fall in. I tried to baby pull that.
    106:49
    That was an honor. Don't be honored. I'm trying to. All right. It's jackpot time. We're jerks. If we can manage it.
    107:06
    I only got one. That's fine. Hip-hop! Hip-hop, what is this? Hey, look! Hop! Oh, yeah.
    107:30
    That's it. First PS. Nailed it. Slow down. Perfect. 62. Holy... So how many supers? One? Oh, I guess I still hold you to eight. One sup-what? But does that count towards my score? Do I have like six or seven? You've only won the super championship. The super championship. See, the gate came up on that one. After you get your third jackpot, that gate starts working. I think it's a mode or a setting. Gotcha.
    108:09
    Well, I got burped. That was a ball one. Oh, really? Balls. All right, you're staying there's a chance.
    108:19
    Oh, birdie, birdie. You're staying there's a chance. What? You're going to land it. I get a ball, babe.
    108:33
    Flip, swing. Ah. Woo! Get it out of there! Come on, internet! Oh boy. It ain't about score. It's about soups. It's about getting the soup. I didn't get enough soup on that one. Cherry Warrior, what's up, buddy? You destroyed Scared Stiff on... Oh, that's awesome, dude. Yeah, I saw that you were talking about that. Did you continue to play Diner? He was playing Diner on the Pinball Arcade on PlayStation. Oh, cool. Yeah. Yeah, man, Scared Stiff in real life is a... I haven't played one where the flipper fidelity has been on point.
    109:43
    It's always been like you've got to deal with how crappy the flippers are to get them up those rings. Scared Stiff? Yeah. Gavin's was pretty good. Where was Gavin's?
    109:56
    Lennings. Oh, wait, Lennings on Damon? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's skid-skiffed and he's easy. And then you put a monster badge on there. That's right. All right, I take back everything I said. I'm a giant liar. Thanks for coming, buddy. I'm a giant liar. Johnny liar. They call me a Johnny liar. In the play-off. So we're not playing for points, kids. We're playing for super jackpots. And I got five the last game. I got one this game. And I'm going to try to keep going for them. We're going to go for the slip over.
    110:27
    That's a move where you... The drain pass. That's where you drain your ball and pass it on to your next ball.
    110:38
    All right, Internet. I'm going to go for my lock. Cherry, I'd like to see that, man. For someone that hasn't played a lot of real pinball to finally find some games, I hope you took a lot of photos. Because, really, there's nothing like it.
    111:01
    Are you serious? Flipper fidelity! Wow! One danger? It was my lucky day, Internet. Still can't hit the lock. Oh my god. Are you serious?
    111:29
    Bounce. Ah! The guy who makes machines and owns a coffee shop, that's awesome. Well, I'm sorry. You move the lights off of this thing. Yeah, that's a big move. . How is that not a tilt? Yeah, no kidding. Another jackpot with no... Wait, he could spill drink.
    112:17
    Another jackpot with no... Super campers! Don't choke the kids, man. Alright. I'm gonna play this. I'm gonna try to get supers. I think we're done playing supers unless you want to keep trying No, we can't. Alright, I will claim said victory and then we'll just get into beating each other up Yeah, I think I got one more game in me Oh, it is almost seven, isn't it?
    112:49
    What the hell was that? You get in it, I get all Backflip! I would bet that. Am I getting just jerked off right now, dude?
    113:06
    Anyway, that's not what I meant. Jerked around, ripped off. Jerked around and ripped off. One everything, buddy.
    113:17
    Rock the boat! We don't care about rock the boat, but did I have enough for a multiball? Was that grab your gear? Oh, okay. How do I keep doing this?
    113:33
    You get a line, I get a hole. We'll go down to the piercing hole. Yeah, Cherry, we're not playing for points right now. We're just trying to see how easily we can ascertain some Superjet Clash Ops.
    113:48
    Now we don't play. All right, we're playing for points. I'm ready. I'm going first. I'm feeling good.
    113:54
    Points wins. so it we talked about this maybe a few times on the cast but there's a difference between going for the ultimate big goal and just beating your friend right like there's a different way to play if you just want to beat whoever you're playing or if you want to get grand champ on the game uh so now we're going to play a more normal game where we just try to beat each other not necessarily go for like the big thing. See how this fits. Ready there, buddy? I am born ready.
    114:39
    What happens under the pinball table? Uh, nothing is happening under the pinball table. God, I wish I could respond to texts from my stupid watch.
    115:22
    That's my day. Alright. Alright, the game's tilted, but it's still on camera, so I think we're good.
    115:54
    Swip! Oh, that went out of the grave, and then it didn't go anywhere. Do you see that ding-dong bulge?
    116:03
    Ding-dong bulge, man. How about ding-dong bulge? We'll start with the port, then we'll go starboard. Alright, I'm in. Oh boy.
    116:13
    Good thing. Yo, I threw my body into that slab. That was a good slab. Oh, good. Name them all good.
    116:26
    All good. It will auto-tonate the kids for you. Yeah, man. Apple Watch. I'm ready for it. Oh, yeah. Free ball save.
    116:44
    Oh, that was... Oh man, Rob. Rob be the robot right there, man. Yo, I got Rob Lode. How do you have that many birds in you? It feels good.
    117:05
    Alright. Aw, dude, I'm getting this straight. Rude. Having a brownie. No, gronies are those dudes that like my little pony.
    117:23
    Back in. Nope. Oh. Oh, R1 out. All that work for twice. R1 out. Hey, Bob. Hey, coming under. Hey, Bob.
    117:49
    I like the sound of that. I don't like the sound of that. Cugs do not sound pretty. Make sure they do sound pretty.
    118:04
    I did that to myself. I got Shrek. You got Shrek? What's a Shrek? I don't know. Wait. Shrek is what happens when you duo during your multiball.
    118:19
    Bouncing. And the game is officially at a 45 degree angle. Yeah, yeah. Did you guys just sing a Vanilla Ice song? Yes we did. Having a rowney, dawg. 90's hip hop was all about making up dumb words for orgies. Nice. Oh!
    119:23
    It was definitely a female eye. But it's like the paper foot having a runny. There we go. Up to the next projector.
    119:47
    Hell yeah, keep busy. Oops.