It's just that easy. Coco split. Hey, they're finally opening up Columbus is Curry. Oh, across the street from the board? Yeah. It's about freaking time, dude. Holy crap. It's about freaking time. Yahoo! Oh, man. This can't. Lord Squeak, go get a cup of tea, dude. You don't have to be here right when we start. It's all good, man. Have you seen one of these before? I have not. This is the first time I saw one. So this is real wood, and it's got about half an inch lip, so you can really grab this thing. How heavy is this thing? It's not terrible, honestly, because there isn't a lot going on inside. But the backbox, I think, has... These are actually mechanical reels in here. Oh, wow. It's pretty slick. So the mindset of this is it's an EM, but with strong flipper and slingshot coils. Really? Yeah. So on an old EM, you know, if you wanted to shoot with this flipper, it might barely touch this and bounce around. But if you aim it just right, you could rock it all the way through up that lane right there. Yeah, it's pretty great. I'll explain the rules to you for the shots and stuff that you need. It's fun, man. It can get aggravating if you're not doing what you want, but that's an EM. That's an EM. And this is the DMD for keeping track of all the players. Okay. Tiny little thing. Sweet. Yeah. And replay value is 3,000 on here. But 3,000 is not an easy target. No. No. Because when a lot of these targets aren't lit, they're worth like one to five points. Like hitting one of these rollovers when it's not lit is one single point. Let's see. Well, I can imagine that with only four digits up there. Mm-hmm. I think the highest we've hit was... Oh, shit, it's half o'clock. Hello? Hello? Come up to the third floor, I can't hear you. Hello? Hello? That didn't work. Jaden, thanks for the house, buddy. Let me switch these cameras over here. What's up, Internet? I'm waiting for beer. We got beer on the way. Okay, here we go. We are live. A coffee and a banana-na-na-na-na-na sounds lovely. We have a lot of good beer and a lot of dead beer on the way, so hopefully... Manny, guard the internet. All right. Should I get a warm-up game in? All right, go for it. They can't see you. Oh, they can't? They can't see me. Ah, sweet. So they can't see how much I suck. You like bars? You like your work? What? It's like a weird noise. Yeah, it was me. Weird noise, man. Was that you? What? It's like a weird noise. Yeah, it was me. Weird noise, man. Internet, I'll talk to you in a minute. I gotta figure some beat ups out here really quick. Just stare at Manny's head while we do this. That's nice, this is all wood. Yeah, the grip of it's pretty cool. Alright, let me see if the beat's here. It could even be a little sweet. We can still hear this. Worst pin baby ever. Hello Roper. Alright. He's just waiting. That's not a rabbit! That is not a rabbit. God, these slippers are like little nubs. What up, Roper? Well, the soundtrack kind of reminds me of Spongebob. See you next time. Okay. All right. Enough of this crap. There's beer in the fridge if you want one, man. All right. All right. Roper Fuentes. What is up? Stig Stag. Lord Squeak. Jaded. Everyone's here. What the crap's going on, Internet? Sorry, we haven't had beer in the studio for a while and a gentleman just dropped some off. For those of you playing at home, we have a special trigger this week. Oh, yeah. Is that the goblin? Woo, Dale's Pale Ale. The palest of Dale's Ales. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. It's 5 after 5 after 5 after 5 o'clock in Chicago. Oh man. So how'd you like it? It's tough. Yeah, it's tough. It is tough. I'll do my best to explain what's going on here. Those slippers are small. Yeah, also, so you get points for draining on both outlanes and draining down the center, but it can scissor when you lift the flipper up. Okay. Yeah, which is pretty nuts. Internet's good, sound is good. All right, good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Deadflip Pinball. Today is day four on Lonelli, one of Stern's newest games that they've donated here to the studio for us to battle test. And we've found some stuff, and stuff's been fixed. I mean, Stern's been really responsive with correcting a lot of the problems we've been finding. And the thing is, like, great now. And the problems we're finding is, like, minutiae, stupid stuff. So it's all good. Yeah, we had Dennis Nordman in the chat yesterday showing us how to blow this up, which was a lot of fun. And I'm pretty sure he's not going to bother watching again because you can only watch somebody beat up your machine for so long. We have Manny in the studio today. What's up? My man, Manny. I don't know if Nick's stopping by. He's in the other room working right now. I'm Jack Danger. I'm always freaking here. And I guess we're just going to jump right into it. We got a beer. Manny had a practice game. I'll show him how to blow this thing up. And we're going to just try to keep doing this whole four-lane gobble thing that Dennis Nordman showed us that we should be doing as far as massive points are concerned. So let's just switch this over and get this thing going. This one camera format is boring. You're boring ass. Ooh, that's bright. That's bright. Hello, Mr. Madness. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey. Madness. Alright, what is this? Is this the table here? No, I heard we confirmed for headquarters River North on Monday. Oh, really? Who told you that? That's what someone was saying on the stream. Oh, I don't know. It wasn't me. I don't know. nothing about nothing. No word from Ben? I honestly haven't even bothered to ask. Hey, city boys. Let's see how you do. Hey, city boys. Alright, so, Manny. Right out of the gate. When that's flashing up there, that's your skill shot. That's 200 points you get for that shot. Which is pretty good. But the primary goal in this is to collect all four of these top lanes. Every lane... So, one of these lanes corresponds with one of these pop bumpers, corresponds with one of these rollovers. So when you get a lane, you light up a pop bumper and a rollover. So you want to light all four of those to get all four of the pop bumpers lit, get all four of these lit, and then you want to keep getting it into this little gobble hole there. Because it just starts paying out everything. It hits everything for you. Other than that, there's these shots that say 200. So inlanes and hitting these moves this targeter under these three and you only get the full 200 if you hit directly in the middle of it You see how there's a little thing? Okay, if you don't hit directly in the middle you only get like five points all right Same thing over here. This one's a little different because there's only you can only hit it So you get the full 200 if it's late and you get it in there. All right, Josh Bacon's I am drinking a Dale's Pale Ale as is Manny product placement baby big shout out to instacart for dropping the beer off also there is an escape pod thing over there like the awaiting and every time you go through there it relights your skillshot but my recommendation is to keep shooting and trying to light up your limits Alright. I've had that beer, it's good. Yeah, it's really good, Dost. I could use this and probably mama's pills. That was a nice shake. That was a great shake. Wow, not saving that. Nails, tail, nails. Eh, tails. Also, this thing up top here is always lit. This is a pop bumper, just like these, but without the metal thing to push the ball away. So it's called a dead bumper. You hit it and it gives you points so it doesn't do anything to your ball. That shot is just late. Dales with a D. Dales Pale Ale by Oscar Blues. Yeah, that was good for two of them. Where was it? Yeah, it's my son. People are dropping off pretty good stuff at your door. Yeah, we lead all the lives over here at Dead Split. We got nothing going for us. Gobble, gobble. Also, another good thing about the gobble hole is it throws it right into the pop bumper. Which is nothing but money on this thing. I'm gonna tear the jelly. Oh, dunks, I've never had that before. Dude, you're slaying right now. Pick a pair today! Oh man, you're slaying. Get them all. Oh my god. This is all you can ask for, is for that to keep happening. Alright. You want that greenie? Oh, dude, nicely done, that was almost a thousand on ball one, you just got to do that two more You got your replay. It's really hard to cover the ball on these things. Yes, absolutely. That's the point. Merminade! So Roper put Super Bandz on. Oh, yeah. Super Bandz. Fucking preschool, donate to kids, man. It's like bumper bowling. Oh, there you go. A bumper bowling game. I don't know. Clipper to clap. Oh, God, that's dirty. Oops. We're still on three ball. We're still on three ball. Game over, but don't tilt. Game over, but don't tilt. We're not trying to be about that five ball line. Takes too long. Ah! Cesarino. Alright, you're playing me though, dog. Oh, what the hell was that? Did you guys do five balls sometime this week? It started off as fine ball. It's an EM. It takes too long. Hey, Jeff, you're super banned from important. Yo, that was a good one, dude. Super bans do last longer than regular rubbers, but they play light. So freaking good. I actually like them. Superman's? Yeah. Why did I let that happen? Why are you so indifferent to Superman? It's just I learned on rubbers, and it's like you need to now look at what rubbers are on the machine to know how you're going to play it. There's such a thing as a nice Blackhawks shirt. Okay. Jada said nice black picture. Oh, Christ. Yeah, if you hit anything, it goes away. So you can get it back in the hole there. Nice, Jake. Yeah buddy. Watermails! So the approach of hitting the 200s over and over again seems to pan out pretty good. Except for you have to... Shooting that 200 from the right flipper seems to always drain you, but backhanding it seems to be safe. Shooting that from the right flipper usually sends the ball out of control, but you can backhand it from this flipper. All right. And then this you can only hit from the left flipper, and it seems pretty safe. But the 200 approach is pretty good. Shit, I don't even know who this is. Later, pinheads. I'm going to go play with big, juicy, oh, jeez. See you later, rope. See you Saturday. Super bands are definitely bouncy That's all I do Yo I think I think Stan the man? Yeah He told me he was going to come by on Thursday For today Is that a thing? Does he come by all the time? He comes down Thursdays Uh Josh Bacon super bands are bouncy Yes but they aren't as Grippy If that makes sense they're like slick but bouncy where rubbers have more stopping power. I think with super bands I found it more comfortable just letting them like bounce down around dead kind of slowing it down a little bit and gripping them. I mean this is... What is that? Who is that? Who are you? What are you? Damn the man! is in the house. Yo, also, if you want a beer, you want to walk in the car. Do you know Wodell? I've seen you guys in the car a little bit. Are you in? I'll play a game. We'll see how we can do here. All right, well, you can start us off. I'll go first. Let's battle. Let's do it. Good to see everyone. Against the rest of the team, I'm pretty sure we're just going to do it. So we did, uh, we did a little bit of the same thing. So it's, uh, we will, we'll put it on the podcast. We'll look at the score on that. Um, I think they were also kind of leaving the double method. Okay. But then they just got white guns in it, so that's what we did. Yeah. Geek Nights. Yeah. That's cool. Donate. Wait. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble! You guys have got that on his tongue. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble! Got a gobble, man. Oh, I JD'd it. Dang, I'm a little bit... So, it's a gobble, man. You can roll it at 9k, huh? Oh, man. Good luck, though. Good luck getting the replay. I like two. Uh, no, the replay is 3,000. I'll be fine. I'll be fine. I'll be fine. But this is a... It's definitely three ball now. I got a replay yesterday following Dennis Nordman's tips and tricks. He said you have to clear the lane and then just keep gobbling. All day. Gobble after the lane. Get all the lanes, gobble all day. So what did they do now? So the pop bumpers stay lit. The pop bumpers stay lit. Okay. On the old tug, you got all the lanes, you gobbled it. I'll go for it, man. And then all your bumpers go away. Everything would go away, yeah. This is cool, watch. Josh Bacon's thanks man, yeah, I drew that little dancing butt gif. Isn't that nice? Real wood, genuine, and the DMD down there. Yeah buddy. It's a fun little... It's cool, you got some music. Oh, Pipe Peep's making one of these up? That's awesome man. So it is confirmed we are playing Ed Gordons River more. That's cool. And Ben just told me that he's going to come through each machine with a pet hunt, right? Nice. as you should. Let's go practice. He said if you go today, that there's still a Saturday. Let's go practice Saturday. Tony, what's up, buddy? It's going to rain like the dickens on Saturday. On Saturday? Yeah. I was supposed to go to a squat meet, but it's going to get all rained out. You were thinking about maybe Kalamazoo? Oh, pinball at the zoo. It's Kal's time. I'd like to, but I'm wondering if this... I thought Laura and I had something planned, but I think Gobble brought me... Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble! Oh, dude, the bounce off of the pop-up is pretty funny. Tilt's kind of... Oh, it's got a tilt. It's got a tilt. Whoa, nearly! What's up, Squirt? We're on our way. We updated WrestleMania and it was a race for your brain. No, come on. Roper told me I'm super banned from... ...Ventorium. Why? He put super banned on my sadoms and I was making fun of it on stream. Are you super banned? He's like, you're super banned. That's fine. I'm banned from everything. Alright, one more change. Let's put a super. Alright, what the heck was that? You have some fun, that shit. That's heavy, you know. No! You got a skill cost of like 200? 200 is honestly, uh, the skill cost could be worth more because that 200 is not worth missing your lane shots. I think if you can consistently do it, it'd be worth going for it. Too much beer for one man and now I'm a local star. I swear, what the hell are you talking about? Are you making a hip hop here? Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. Hip hop here. Four lines plus gobble equals profit. Alright, money, here we go folks. So there's a version of this where it sits on the crate. So when you, when someone actually goes to buy this, they get the crate and the lips. So you get two for the money. What other games did Norman design? Uh, Whitewater. Whitewater. Okay. Ooh, whitewater. Yep. Yeah. Person's favorite. Yep. Using the chat, yeah. By the designer. Designer's whitewater. So now I thought that Stern was going to be a Japan company. It was, and then Stern sort of like, what do you call it, licensed it, or? Well, Greg started working for Stern. Yeah. And then he started talking to them, and I guess Stern decided that we should make that. They were just going to make a few custom for whoever. They had, I think they sold like a bunch of them already. Oh, okay. Yeah, they did. And I started to wait, let's see, a couple hundred. How many did they make? I thought they only made like ten or something. No, three hundred. Oh, the first one is three hundred. The first one is three hundred. Favorite shot. Oh, I missed it. It's not terrible, but it gets a little tricky once you get into that sort of crappy, when it starts getting congested. Well, Moody Bumble is over there. Yeah. And there's a couple blocks where it's free parking. Like over there. You can kind of squeeze in real quick. I think we can park actually across the street from River North. Yeah, it's like, you know, you've got to pay the meter. There's a parking garage there, but motorcycles usually aren't allowed there. It's like on the streets. If you go in a parking garage that has a big first floor, but the ones where you have to go up, you're usually not allowed to go up. Oh, sweet. You know the brick rules? You don't know why you would never walk through that. It's actually really hard to fucking knock down. Small pedding. I love how it looks on the crate, I definitely want to get one of those for the house. Yeah man, on the crate it looks dope. You got the beer cans, beer can levelers, you got the beer cans too. Oh! Straight down folks! So they do have a Star Trek ad in their quarters over there, but I think they're doing it for the folks. No! No problem. No problem, no problem. I don't know if they're, you know, they're popular as motorheads to be on the show. Right. I don't think it matters to them. Fuck. Gobble, gobble. All right, Jaden, thanks for coming, buddy. Good luck with that pizza. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble. Gobble. Good luck with that. Good luck with that. Dude. Yes, we're good thing you were driving tonight. Good problem. Good problem. That's a good score. It's about a grand higher than anyone else has. 13 kills. Will someone get the replay? I'm halfway. That was tough. Go, go, go, go, go. No gobble unless gobble. No gobble unless gobble? Yeah. It's like Lion Man not for sale unless more Lion Man. Yo, we got a team dead clip tonight. If you just need Brad, get Brad before us. Hold. Think start. Yeah, we'll go practice, man. So the game's ours for real, man. I think you have like two or three where you're like, okay, now we're... I think we can do this. Great, now you're ready. Uh, where's their line? Mamacita, Margarita. Don't gobble unless you gobble. Oh, come on. That was clean there and there. We're going low by the Smith Valley. We're going low by the Smith Valley. Tacked and stacked somewhere near Chicago, Illinois. Still good, dude. That's kind of good. Osric, what's up, buddy? Thanks for coming, man. I think, you know, it's kind of a risk for Stern to do, like, an old-style game, you know, instead of the rampies and all the... I think they're going to sell all these. Yeah, this is a very cool one. Especially if they only pumped out a few hundred. Yeah. I mean... So, when you hit the lane, one of these lights up accordingly, right? So, one lane corresponds with one pop-up or corresponds with one rollover. Okay. So, getting all four lanes lights all four pop-up or lights all four rollovers. Nice. And then, every time you get it in the gobble hole, for every lane that you have, It triggers that pop bumper and that rollover for points. Plus whatever you get for the gobble. Okay. It looks simple, but it's not. You get like 300 gobbles. That's good. You can get some gobbles. You get some nasty gobbles, that's right. And the one, the original, the gobble hole, ate your ball. It ended the ball, yeah. It ended the ball, which is kind of fun. with like really high risk, or a lot of points but then you lose your ball. But I think that was pretty confusing. No, just get in there. Gobble-tee-gobble. Little nudge. Power of nudge. Osric, this game was limited to 300 machines for its first run. Oh, shit. Why did you not? I tried to stop. What's wrong? No! Ha ha ha ha ha. Did I make it? I think you did, good buddy. What's the final score? Gotta oil up the counter. Then it'll go through all the scores, one by one. So here's player one. This feels like a night at the bar. It's just a hand score. Oh, bro. I want Manny's stand-up night. We gotta get this to open mic. Alright. Well, here we go. We built it. Going down, folks. So wait, it was you who took second? I got second. Okay, we'll do it in the same order then. Oh, you came back up for another ten though. Got a double ten? Mm-hmm. Start pressing it in that upper notch. Where am I? Twenty. Twenty-eight. There we go. I was a little chugged this blowdown. Oh, here it is. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. No good. Are those worth, like, what, five when they're not lit? I think they're one. One when not lit? One. Yeah, that makes sense. Oh, come on. Super bad. Super bad. Oh Ooh Oh no no no no no no no no Let me figure out what light that enter bumper light? Is it one of the bottom ones? What do you mean center bumper light? In between all the bumpers there's a light. Oh, there's also a light up there. It just corresponds to the red or the green that you get up there. Oh, neat. Yeah. Fall out. No, not. Uh oh. Nice. Nudge! How do I hit that? I should have changed the... Boom. That is real tropical! That is real tropical! So what are these worth when they're not lit? Like one? So most everything's worth like one point if it's not lit. So you see how that says 200 when you hit it? You have to hit it dead in the middle for 200. Otherwise, if you hit it on the side, you only get five points. Ooh. Yeah. Makes you work for it. Yes, sir. Just messed the Torino. I need to figure it out. Ooh, that was way too smooth. Whoa, mega. Ooh. All right, here we go. Oh. Aw. No Torino, please, sir. I'm not even going to try. I tried. I'm not even going to try. Uh, Tony, where do you live, man? This game's actually been on the pinball sort of roadshow circuit for a few years. Oh! Oh boy. Yeah, before Skern picked it up, this game made its way around. That's two. No, that's one. Not groovy, I'm not saying. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I'm a very showmanship backhand. Welcome back, Joe. Welcome back, Joe. I feel like I have three shots and I can't hit ten of them. So, I'm confident. Yeehaw! I love it. We're showing off. You just have to make sure the player is there. Come on down. I'm down for nothing. For some big juicy dales. Nailed it. Nailed it. Big name. Woo. That's money. See, that's the loop. When it gets gross like that, you bounce it off the little rubber instead. And then it bounces back up into the... Back up into the... Little trust-a-livia. Little truster. Yeah, get out. Uh-oh, he did it! Whoa, he did it! Whoa, hell no. There it is. Oh, flair! Gobble flair! Gobble flair. Woo! What? No. Big money. Whoa. That got tricky. That got tricky. That got tricky. Get out. Everybody out. Double player. Oh, get this. Oh, that's gone. Whoa, Nelly. Oh! What the heck was that? It's the... because those like, posts are lower than the flippers, you get some weird space. What? Like that? No. No. Oh! You got it! I got it on it. You got the tug over it. Woo! We're going for replay, folks. Here comes the money. We need more gobbles. Yes, queen. Get in here. Gobble me up. I'm the gobble one. You never stop. Gobble. Okay. Oh, you're still good. Oh, backhand gobbles. Where are the gobbles at? Gobble. Mr. Gobbelina, Mr. Bob Gobbelina. Uh-oh. No. I got one more ball. There's no more. Let's go. That's an interesting way to go. Starting to feel some of those posts. Yeah, man. I'm starting to... By the way, is this... This looks like that dude from Ernest Dave's Christmas, or Ernest Goes to Camp. Ernest? What's Jim Varney or whatever? Ernest P. Worrell? Ernest P. Worrell, yeah, yeah. You know what's up. Who is that? I bet that's somebody. It looks like everyone here is like... No! I think we found Roger Sharp. There's the homage to Roger Sharp right there, yeah. Oh, thank you. 22 points. Homage. Thanks, Internet. I played a good game. Is there a thing like he's in a bunch of the Valleys of Williams games or something? Um, he's in, uh, there's a thank you on Bugs Bunny's birthday blowout. Ooh! Almost! He's... I don't know. There's, um... Like... One of the toys in, um... Ah! ... like one of those characters that's on the back of the hill. Chill! Chill! Wait, chill, man. She got married, though. Alright, cool. I'm sure though. Six down points y'all. Gotta catch up. Mr. Sharpshooter. Stay in! That's a weird kind of thing at the top. That slide is not really a pop bumper. It is a pop bumper without the metal thing on it. It's called a dead bumper. So if you look at the pop bumpers, how they have those two posts coming out with the metal thing on it, I'm just dat without the... because he gets points if I was there. Big! Elf-beard! Elf-beard! What up, U80? I went from first to last, folks. I have a challenge for ya. I was thinking about this last night. What challenge is on the road now? There's gotta be a candle in the back. Candle? You sure it's not a katana? There's the replay kids! Did you get the replay? I gotta say that knocker is unimpressive. No, it could be louder, stronger, faster. Woo! Replay-arita! For anyone who's got a boot, you can use the knocker. The knocker would be louder. We're about to finish. So, I mean, it's just like, technically the game maybe like hits 60, 70, maybe, but like, I don't know if anyone's going to look at like, oh no, we have dropped it 14 times in a while. We have people not coming to the stream. Yeah, we have people not here at the show this week because we have this game. Yo, check that out. 4K all day. Nailed it. Nailed it. Daisy Duke. There we go. There we go. Here we go. Come on. Oh, J-Dog, that might be the highest score today. I'll take 4255. Write it down. Write that down. It's right there. What's your high score on this? You're allowed to put in high scores. I saw that it was a many-thing turn off. Oh. So maybe we'll let the turn down. But I like the post-it notes. 4255. I'll see you write it down. They're right outside. Right outside here. Yeah, I'm the thing. So the score is 287, 4,255 I bet their parents didn't allow them to watch HBO Seriously, if you have HBO, you're pretty much okay with that It's HBO! It's HBO! It's HBO Yeah, I'll do it That was beautiful Alright, what do we gotta do? Have you tried the post-pass? You can try it, but it's a full flip. What's the highest you've ever done? I think 4255 is our highest score right now. 3 million, vice-chairman. It was on the DMV when we first got it. Because it was still like the demo cover. It's a good thing. JD, my sword. So does this thing move around when you hit the bumpers or something? When you go to inlanes, any inlanes switch changes that lane. Changes where that's at? I think the top lanes do it too. The post pass is pretty tough on it, but if you have three bumpers left you might want to try to go for your double shot. So it'll throw it in the bumpers. And then, well that's what I try to do, get there on the right and then on the left I'll try to do the over that. Internet, can you see the Hush Thorn? Oh yeah you can. What's up? What's up? Also, there's a lot of Shayler Beards for Monday. What's that mean? Playoff Beards, man. We need some black hot beers. Black hot beer? Alright, we got it. Solidarity. That worked. Okay. I had no plans on shaving anyway. Trying to get my old, jay-z mustache back. Why'd you shave it again? Well, I shave it off every couple of months because it pisses me off. I just think. It's like I'll go to drink some coffee in the morning and all of it just hits my mustache and falls down my shirt. This is a super dangerous shot, right, if you do it forehand? Yeah, it's pretty much. Hold on. Are you trying to hit the 200? Well... That is a dangerous shot. But I'll tell you, this shot, which I've been practicing a lot, through the pop bumpers, up that, If you can nail it clean it goes all the way through that lane and will pop over to the left. And it's late. Or just...swhip it over. There you go. Swhip it. Nice cross! I can't let it go around like that. This game is all about trust man. That's the next step in your Jedi training. You gotta... Ahhh! Alright, A7. Oh, man. Oh, here's mine. Whaaa! Mustache problems. Swerve, listen. As long as they're on point. As long as you don't curl them like a frickin' circus elephant training ding-dong. It was like... Listen, when I first learned I could grow a mustache, that was me. Curling it hard, looking like a shmendo. But now I just let it long and flow, and it even flows in the wind. Flows in the wind, like a pony sailor. I can't stand mustache. Well, you don't have to make out with me then. Gobble gobble gobble gobble! Solid gobble, man. Jaded made a gobble command. It makes his... B-B-L-E. How does that bobble work? Gobble gobble gobble gobble. So it goes Jack, Stan, Manny, Nick. Oh, yeah. First to land. Oh, I'm crying now. Can I have one of these? Yeah, man. Really? Yeah. Dude, it's an EM with callouts and music. You can't hit down that. Yeah, this is a very unique machine. Curls, not a fan. What's going on? Folks, go look at some of my Facebook pictures. You'll see the mustache in all of its either super curly stupidness or just long, flowing, hippie ding-dong nonsense? I used to have curly hair. What do you mean that? I think mustache-wise. Ah. Yo, curl that shit up, dog. You say, where's the band button on this? Yeah, right? You gone. There's some. All right, so it goes me, Stan, Manny Nix. Okay, here we go. All right. You going to shoot? You going to fish? Oh, give me the gobble. Nailed it. Oh, you dill. If you don't gobble, you don't get it. I will reach in and turn that frickin' spinner backwards because you did not gobble on the gobble. Yeah, you get a negative point, and I still think... I still think there's room for negative points in penalty. Yeah, that would be pretty right. Yeah, I don't know how that works tournament-wise, but I think it would give a new level. If I don't hit that, I'm going to get twice picked in the way. It sort of almost punishes, like, fast and dirty... It's like in pool. Like, if you play flop, and you didn't call your shot, You don't freaking get that shot. Call and shot? Yes. Maybe there's a call and shot. Or maybe... Dangerous star taking away bonus X. Guys, we're going to come out with the most reason you can come on. I have this idea with some of these things. If you don't get the same plus rate, then you get... Uh, Swerve, if you're talking to me about Saturday, we do not stream on the weekends, brother. And what you drink if you're not so much a fan of Saturday, you get... You feel five times a week is enough for the internet to contain. If I remember right, you stream from Monday to Friday. Monday to Friday, yeah. That's a lot. That's a lot more than a lot of regular video game streamers do. Woo! And then you drain some of the water. You drain snow into the pool. Yeah, you will. I got the 2x Slip, also it's symmetrical, and I let it go and you just watch your bow go. Well then I guess if you have like, let's say an amazing ball, and you do everything, then it starts over. Oh, maybe that's it. Maybe there is a way that like, if you get it all set, then that one more shot resets the board and it counts up. Yeah, folks, we're playing Radical next week. That's a good idea. So you can put it in like a Super Bowl and get tapped. I guess I'm free to have you spawn whatever you want. You guys are pretty kind of piratical, man. Dude, that'd be fun. I think I'm like a... I think you can do it with a game like this and... Like if you just put the game like this and recode it and... Come back and... Every time I roll over, he gets it plugged up. Every time I roll over, I get it... They got this beat going for him waiting for you. Already drunk. It'd be fun to code. Alright, let's do it. Let's do it. Wait, I can code? Let's call that play. Are you serious? That was fast. Oh yeah, let's do that. Good job! Uh oh. Dan and Manny are in for Radical next week. Let's do it. Dude. Manny's pinball streams. Yeah, man. Radical's on point. And this radical we have is one of the cleanest I've ever seen. Oh, yes! Oh! You got a point. Do not drink. I almost had it. What? Absolutely! I'm sorry I didn't put it down. We pulled out. We started blasting it and cleaning it. It was all pretty. We're going to clean it again. You guys need to do it tomorrow. Yeah. Oh, six-pack. Yo, whoa, crap. Yeah, we've got to do that podcast. Oh, crap. Damn. What are you doing tomorrow? I'll do the podcast. I'll let you know. I've been trying until mid-June and then for a month I'm like, under breath. You got five people? Monsters. Like, this might be where I hire a whole team to see if I can just get back in the game. Are they coming in? I want people coming in. Why don't you do it, Danny? I'm a whacking out of your hand. Alright, what's in that ladder? Come on, whack him out of your hand. Wow, Manny with a 1.6 thousand forks. Where you getting this money from? Good money. Dude, if you have a trip to Chicago, you are more than welcome to stop by for the stream, man. We encourage everyone nearby to come in. Yeah, right. All the cavities are here. What do you mean in your mouth? Like, we want to make sure you're not bringing any gingivitis up in here. Don't need no gingivitis. Cavity surgery. We don't want to have a crazy list of ear notes. Craig's List Weirdo. Password? Craig's List Weirdo? Yeah, that seems pretty legit. Woo! Oh, God, yeah. I had to go into my studio as like an arcade on Google and said we had pinball machines or something. I thought I was setting something up for like, uh, for the science and stuff, like, see. And, yeah, some dude just came to the door. He's like, hey, I'm here for pinball. And I'm like, no, you're absolutely not here for pinball. We were getting phone calls and stuff. Like, what are your hours? Yeah, I'm putting down what are your hours. I'm like, we, no. I don't have any chance of trying to go. What are you doing, sir? We were, there was a few months we were contemplating running our space time together. Oh, what a beautiful time that was. What a giant, giant space. We dropped it. Wow! There was nothing that signed to the studio about their time together. Oh, God! And they would have given us a great deal on that back then, too. My concern was noise, but in retrospect, we wouldn't have managed if we turned it into... Because when you're drunk Quick get it out. Yeah, Kevin If you dismiss it Okay, hey hippie yes, we're in stop by Well... Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble! Boo! Gobble, gobble. I get it. Uh, folks, I was, uh, I was drawing up all of the subscriber icons and subscriber emotes on Photoshop, and I drew this little butt, and then, uh, one of the guys from the studio said, that thing better be dancin', so I animated it dancin', and it's pretty good. It's really good, I liked it. It looked like he was pissed. And then he brings up and his butt flaps together and ziggles. That looks great, man. We would be clapping? Yeah. Hopefully we're leaving it there and not animating crap coming out of it. That was a nice attempt. That was something that no one's ever seen. Someone's just gonna go, I can't believe there's crap coming out of it. It reminded me of the other Junior Senior video. Yeah, absolutely. Which I was shooting for. Which I love. Absolutely what I was shooting for. Get... No! Oh, not enough! Ah! Oh, gobble! Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble! It has a lot of down votes on India for some reason. People hate cartoon butts. Why would anyone hate the cartoon butts? Oh, gosh! It has minus five votes. I think they're pretty good. You gotta vote South Park. You gotta vote South Park. The clap. After Mr. Hankey, I mean. There isn't enough poop popping out of it, I think, is what's happening. Looks like he had a massive whine. That's his knee coming up. Although, I had trouble drawing that because it felt like a penis. Every time I drew it. Yeah, it looks like a penis when he's sitting. Damn it. Okay. Do you remember the movie in Idiocracy that was in the Oscar? Oh, Out My Balls or whatever? Well, that's like the show. Out My Balls? There's another one where there's a movie called Ass. And it's just like an ass. Oh, yeah. It wasn't that. Like an art film? Yeah, it's like an art film. Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong. Can't Stop the Beat. Woohoo! Has anybody watched Silicon Valley? I haven't seen that yet, but that elaborate dick joke, I did see. Dude, one of the greatest comedic moments in general ever played. That was pretty good. Swerve Drive, that's where that inspiration came from, was the Junior-Senior Can't Stop the Beat. It's like kind of, you know, Facebook and then all of a sudden it's like, I can't even describe it, it was just like the funniest thing ever. The episodes are in the past, and the music was kind of the appeal. Oh, that was beautiful. It was like the ultimate, like, technical, but also like, the ultimate. Can't stop, can't stop the beat, it won't stop, won't stop, won't stop the beat, go! Everybody! Move to the end of the United States! Alright, make us fight for it. You guys are all close over there. We're all up in arms. Alright, let's go for this. Ooh, he hits it. Dangerous, dangerous, guys. So you gotta beat. Ooh. What's the next one? One. Oh, he needs like a hundred and something to win. Or to beat me. Because he sucks. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-oh. Probably gold. Get that five points, don't I? One at a time, Manny. Yeah, I got Instacart like an hour before we went live and paid for the rush to get beer here because I needed beer. to play this? Oh, that was a gobble. That gobble would have had it for you. Listen, son. Uh-oh. Oh. It's tough. Well, I'm going down to the pinball. I got a pinball in my middle. I got a pinball in my middle. I got a pinball in my middle. I got my fifth pinball. Uh-oh. I stepped above you, JD. I think he needs 90. But if he drains properly. Tony, I heard Junior Senior while I was in the other room. All right. Just edge them. Wow. Yeah. First place? So far, I got to get 1909. 1909, and that's a win. That's a good year. I gotta be 18th, basically, I gotta get tonight. My man. I'm gonna go for the lanes. Don't do that, you son of a... Whoa, just milking the fives. There you go. You son of a... Oh, that would have been the money. Hold it. Oh, God, if you're not paying gobbles list. Oh no. Oh no. There it is! It's a win! What a freaking golly. Third ball. Oh yeah, this is brand new. Come on, hit them all, baby! Come on, hit them all, baby! Alright, Manny. You gotta post in this, please. I'm not writing anything unless it's over 3,000. Dude, solid gold. So, what is that? You, Manny, me, Stan. So, Nick, Manny, Jack, Stan. Load them up! Alright, here we go. First to first. First to worst. First to worst. Go to Nick Manny Jackistan. All right. So Nick Manny. You're up, buddy. So smooth. Yeah, I started close. That was not fun. Nick Manny Jackistan. Nailed it. Dude, music and collabs and sound effects at the end. Pretty legit. They, you know, if they run with this model, they could make new titles unlike the ones we have in college today. They're just like, you know what, we're gonna, no one's done one about, you know, corned meat sandwiches exclusively. They're just gonna use the corned meat. Well, what I can see is that if they're trying to sell it to the one-off, like, Ford Mustang crew, why they don't have one game that they just re-skid? Exactly. Like, the game that has all the rules, or if they, like, put ACDC, and make that game for ten more bands with just architecture. I think when you're talking to people like Mustang fans and stuff, they might not be big pinball people, and I think an EM might be more appealing to someone like that Because this is a lot easier to understand You hit that light things turn on And that you know that it And you can make it harder if you want to. Yeah. And, you know, you could, you know, these could be the tires on a frickin' monster truck, you know? It's like a, you know, whatever the hell you want to do. Think of Mustang tomorrow, and one of the episodes... Oh yeah, it was in the background there. So that's like the most effective series in the books? Yeah. Backdoor. They're ready to renew it for the second season. Oh, there you go. Up and over, folks! Hilled pretty good. Hilled pretty good. Oh, shoot. I don't know what BCLA is, but you're more than welcome to stop by. Big cow's... Big cow's... It's the big cow in LA. Yeah. Oh, there he goes! Oh! Oh! Come on! Like, giving me all of them. It's like, what? Wow. The British Cossack Lens Association? Wait. What? Listen, we got a dumber stuff than that. Don't make fun of that. We've done worse acronyms than that. Kill the top lane. Okay. Kill the top lane. Oh, jeez. Dirty. That was all post. No pit. Oh. Love it. Alright. Move that a little bit back. Alright. What, the lock bar's sliding on you? Yeah. Yeah, it's been sliding on me too. We gotta, let's make sure it's locked. But I don't want to open it while the game's on because it still screws me to the white little bit. Bum-bum-biddle-a-boo, bum-bum-biddle-a-boo. Bum-bum-biddle-a-boo. Bum-bum-biddle-a-boo. Bum-bum-biddle-a-boo. Bum-bum-biddle-a-boo. Bum-bum-biddle-a-boo. Bum-bum-biddle-a-boo. Bum-bum-biddle-a-boo. Bum-bum-biddle-a-boo, bum-bum-biddle-a-boo. Squoosh. Stay up. Acronyms are a shit. Woo! Gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble! Now you got that farm fresh move. Gobble gobble! Get it up! Get it up! Pee-poo-pee-poo! Oh! A tap a second later! Uh, wait, who's up? Who's player two? You? Yeah. Mick Manny, Jack is staying? Yeah. I was just asking on Facebook about the pinball enthusiast page about loose lock bars. If you come across a loose lock bar, you have to tell the management because if some drunk idiot pulls that off and the glass crashes to the ground, that bar is liable if anyone gets hurt. Manny, that's the shot, you son of a gun. I did something? Nice! Nice. Ah, bingo. Nice. Come on, man. Oh! We're broadcasting live from the Bellator! Hold on. One last thing. Slide that over. Can we go check on it? I want to open the door while the game's on. Oh. Oh. It kills lights. Yeah, the lights are weird. Jack said he fixed it, but we don't have a coach for that. Mm-hmm. Fine poop in the paper. Mom? Look at you do. Oh, get out of here. I love you. Whoa. Get up top. No one loves you. I love you. I love you. I love you. Stay up. I want that thing to be a real pop. I do too, I want to pop it back into the lane, but every time I can't, I'm so angry. Like pop! Right back! Don't do anything! It's just there though. Get y'all! Okay! There you go. Oh no! Uh oh. Uh oh. Oh! Did you hear that? Did you hear that? Did you hear that? Did you hear that? I don't know what she did yet. Hey, hey, hey, there'll be a double D radio! Double D radio? Shark! I think one pinball machine for sure I do want to play. Here's one, man. That's one of the machines that I found myself. I was unable to attend something, and there was one on free play, and I sat on it for about two hours. And, uh, you know if you've been up to a bicep prop and your hand's anywhere near the surface, you can use that. Because that is more than high-density. If it's knocking around, it's cue ball. Nice chills. Hercules. That's fun. They have two of them at C4. Do they really? Yeah. I was like, oh, they're rookies. Wait, there's another big one. Oh nice! No, no, no, no, no! Stan is killing it! Stan the Big Goblin! Ooh! I'm gonna get up my dick on it! You gotta be on the work set! Okay, focus! Got a lot of catching up to do here. Oh, get out of the cheeseburger! There you go. No, it's a breakfast sandwich, dude! Oh yeah, it looks like a McMuffin. Yeah. Yeah. To Jimmy Dean, the star of Hot Seat. I wasn't good, I'm like... I wasn't playing it well. I'm glad they battled it out. I'm glad they're not like my old... So you just couldn't handle it like a lot of people? No. Why? Nick Manning, Jack Span. Alright, I have to play a... I have to play a Marathon Ball here. You got the high score, you're good to like just... Yeah, right? Yo, Nolan talks shit on you. Woah. Oh my god. There are rules in these finals that um, each team has a game that both of you can play a game. So, um, I was talking to Ben about that, and realistically that's sort of a bullshit rule. Because if you have an attack from Mars at your place, and you go to another place with an attack from Mars, there's no benefit there at all. It is 100% different. You know the rules, but that's about it. They all play different. Yeah. So Star Wars is a Star Trek song. Yeah. I mean, they probably both have, but I think there's an Addams Family that headquarters, that everyone has, with 18-7. They do have an Iron Man. They have a vault of decent Iron Man there, yeah. They also have a Woz, which I'm pretty pumped about. I just like, not really that much. Is it fun? It's a good thing. They also have Star Wars. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, like the one on Lakeview. Yeah, I think they do. I'd hit that. I'm surprised no one picked that spot for a team. Uh, I don't think... Oh, no, Ben said that they didn't want a team. The bar. The bar didn't want a team? Right. What, a team might know? Like, what River North does? Yeah, they might know because the Red Forks... Sir, it's next Kyle, Jimmy Dean, Sausage Pinball. That's what that thing looks like. It's like a Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage. I wish we could get like a tilt-serve. Well, that's good for second place. Is this ball three? Yep. And Stan took it. Victory lap, baby. Dan, Jack, and Danny. We've been doing, everyone's been doing first to left. There we go. Did Stan win it? Somehow, yeah. Everyone took pity on that last play. Oh! Come on, come on. Where'd it end up? Oh, that. That's right. I know. Babble, babble, babble. Jimmy D's hostage. Whoa. Up and over. Get it? I want to see John Deere tractor pinball that. Honestly, it is an incredible idea. Number one, the colors of John Deere are my favorite in the world. Green and yellow. That'd be good. Oh, in and out. Let's get fancy. Oh! Come on, hubby. Come on, you're over. Alright, so go Stan, me, Manny, Nick. Time to pick the melons. To the reverse. Pick the melons, y'all. Good win, Stan. Good win. Thank you. I think we both picked the crystal parts. Everyone's been sharing the love. First point's love. Ding dong. Uh oh. Good. Good. Trust. Alright. Backhand, where you at baby? I'm in yellow. Oh. There we go. Oh. Woo! Woo! I keep trying to get Roper to come here. What's up, Robbie Walker? Trying to get Roper to come here? What's he doing, man? Oh. Oh, no, no, no. Get those points before the grand. What's about? Get that. What's about? What's about the points? All right, so Stan has 793 points. Good start. 700? What? What? It wasn't tongue-in-cheese. It's not cheeseburger, man. It's some freaking Jimmy Dean's breakfast sausage sandwich. Five points. Ding dong. Dream of Dean's pinball breakfast sausage sandwich. Love ya. Love ya. the green. Do it again. Come on. Come on, buddy. I don't like it. I don't like it. I love it. So maybe the symmetry game is the next game. Ooh. That's true. That'd be kind of fun, but all. Like, here's that go nowhere. I like that theme just the way it stands. Damn, with $7.93. My man. Oh. That'd be good. All right, Lord Squeak, thanks for coming, buddy. And we'll go on for the skill shot. I like the emphasis of it. Bow to bow to bow. I give myself three tries in quite a bit of cranking. Before you just crank it up. It's pretty awesome that this is a great experience for people. Yeah, and we get to walk this thing together live on camera. Yeah, that's fun, man. I kind of watched like I was like looking through a little bit. Yeah. What a butt crack. I love the go on. But as of that night, there was like 100, I'm sorry, 1,035 slaves, like people hitting, like what's going on. Like the life. Oh! Man. Great down. What do I got to get? There's not any of these in Chicago right now on location. I don't think you're going to find any of these on location. I got one. There was one in Vegas. What was that? What's the customer's name? I was distracted. Maybe. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, the pins ball call of fame. I didn't check that. It's pretty lit. It's like a little pin eight ball to one. Yeah. I love eight ball to less, man. No! Oh, it took things away from me. No, it knows when you're done and starts going to my store. Oh, okay, okay. It knows when you're dead. It punishes you. Yeah. It's like, don't mess up, dude. Get up into something. Come on. Boop. Is this your move-off that sounds like you? That's pretty cool. Yeah, that's automated. So every so often it'll say something. What's up, Jason? Jason who? JPW. Oh. A whole man's pen. A whole man's pen. I have no reflexes on that. I was just like watching it go. Jason Werzik everybody. Did you lose a tooth? I just wanted to go the other way. Alright! Here's Gutwagon by the Buzzards! Gutwagon by the Buzzards! Man, look how, look how, like, conditioned this thing is back here. There's some Mr. Rester on the floor. That's a real deal, man. People are going to pay a lot of money for this, if they want to know. This is like, what, two years? It was October. That's about it. It was October. It was October. It was October. It was October. Didn't we do these at the very first league? The very first day. Yeah. We picked them up. They were brought up there and wore them. At the English Lions. It was at the English Lions, yeah. That would have been... A few years ago? Yeah, I think so. I think I'm gonna look it up. Uh, Tony, the Kichker... Yeah, so, it... I tried to duplicate the shirt I had on the front, and the strap on the back. And it's a T-string, like, if you want it, you buy it. It's no cost to anyone to really make it. Yeah. You're a bi- Kobe, dude! It should be a- it should be a catchphrase. I don't know if it catches on. Yeah, yeah. It should be out there. I don't- It's an inside joke, but it's also a positive one. Yeah. I feel like, you know, Kanye or somebody should get up and be like, Yo, don't- Yo, don't answer kids! Like, I'm tired of all this don't answer kids! It's guys though. It's Kanye. It feels like Kanye. Don't answer kids. Yeah. Don't answer Jesus. Contribute to the children. Yeah, contribute to the children. Dude, Manny the Mercil is taking over. He's up. Dude, a G. Gotta make a play. I'm not a big fan of the back of the shirt. Really. Why, Slur? What's the ban button? You don't want the flip around the back? Oh! Oh, here, viewership. Slur. Bannerino. Bannerino. And for 500 seconds. No one's been able to accomplish the Kobe this week. What's the Kobe? Dribbling the ball out if you get it stuck under the flipper. Is that possible? It's possible. It is possible. It requires a little looser of a tilt. Wiggle it out. Oh, I love you. Manny... Manny, please be careful. Where have you drunk? Go home. It's Manny with a Y. That's Van Hammer right there. That's Van Hammer material right there, buddy. Internet have feelings for you. Love you. Ooh. Sorry. Still chilling here? Are you talking about my pinball maneuvers? Yeah. Because I'm chill. What are you doing? Oh, hello. I bounced that out myself. Love you. Whoa, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no good. Mom? Yeah? Ooh! That was fast. Damn it! Okay! Okay! Alright, come on, boy. And he's got the money. Don't let the kids get taken home. And he's got the money. Phone diddly-biddle-dee-long-biddle. Yeah, I'm gonna give him all the sandwiches. I'm gonna bring him home and take him home. The Cody member. Yeah, we were... We got close to the Cody member. Yeah. Alright, I think that's a thank you. Or a leave for man. Man, well. Fall free! First place! Swerve, let me know, what is it about the back of that thing that you don't like? Representing? Take him out! Slow it, man. Everyone left alone though, we have to make it to the next level. Yeah, Spurfs, send me your logo. Alright, what do I have to get here? Manny and Spurfs! You gotta have a logo. You gotta own it. 1378! You're gonna respectfully disagree with us. We're gonna have to play a pinball game here in the tournament. There you go. Uh oh. What if they get that one? That's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna go up there! We're rocking the same size flippers as the back of our heads, sir. Oh, good! I got a last again. Yeah, it's the same size. Yeah. And what? That's the one I put on the shirt. It's real tight. It's a dead flip pinball right here. All right. So, is that just free gaming? Uh, yes. So, do you have any number in your store? Because you have a lot. Oh, that, yeah. It's probably someone's name. We'll never know. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. probably someone's name. We'll never know who got three players. That was Manny's last one. Oh, okay. She's kind of mad on her t-shirt. Fine, Swerve. I'm making a new shirt that says deadpads on them and Swerve can suck. Hey, man, it's okay. Not everything is for everybody. No, I'm hip now. No. Fan this asshole. That's it. Not everything is for everybody. Sorry. Alright, so, alright, what was that order? What was the order? Feed me the order. Okay, first, Manny. Manny, Jack. And then you were second, Jack? Yes. And then Sam? And then I got to play game. So, four, five, six, seven, okay. If everyone had to agree on everything, there would only be one kind of pinball machine. That's right. We only need one pinball machine. I mean, like, this is the perfect pinball machine. We just all play the same word. We're just done. There's a line. There's a long line for one pinball machine. Or every machine ever made is going to be just that. They're like, oh, that's pinball. All right. All right. We need swerves input. That's what makes it cool. Yeah, listen. We need that input. Where's, where's... There you go, the egg, man. Where's actually Gary Stern in here? Wait a minute. Gary Stern, where you at, baby? Come on. Buy up all my shirts, jerk. Actually, actually Gary Stern. You better be at the finals. Gary Stern. Just one hand on his cell phone, the other hand with a vodka soda. Just cheering us on. I'm ready for it. Dude, that's a solid, uh... You miss a T on your butt. Oh, dude. I'm a gobble. Clean. You get 50 points for that gobble? Yeah. Which is still good money. You could all day gobble. You could all day gobble and melt that thing, yeah. I think I went back in the tribe. It'll kickback out. Flip the purpose. There you go. Robbie Walker, we are playing Radical next week. People haven't even touched the ball. I don't think you've flipped at it yet. You've only been plunging and you already have like 400 points. Yeah! See? This is what you want! The tweet, tweet, the cat baby! The tweet, tweet, the cat baby! Alright. So look at this, Randy actually hasn't missed it at all yet. Okay, there you go. Now he's officially hit. What happened? They kept beating back into the return. That's amazing. Go get that money, you don't want it down there. Mr. Gobbleina. Yeah, Gobblehole has a nice little found show. I'm gonna call that the automatic. Automatic when it matters. Are you a Ford Bunker, is that it? Yeah. Dude, all he needs is that gob hold, and you are. I'm just letting happen happen. Mr. Gob hold. Yo, that's the drill. Oh, dude. I lose. Life's all names before even hitting the ball. 1,200 ball one. Flip twice. That's a good one right there. That's a gobelina. Dude, the gobelina song. I want that to freaking pop over so bad. It gives me feelings. I know. Pop. Can I make a pop noise while I help? Yeah. I hear one of those. You're going to slide this? I can play JT songs on the slide with some folks. Don't tempt me. This is you. Shut up and show me. If you feel like a pimp, danger, go and brush your shoulders off. How many people have streamed at once? Like, in the studio? I think the max is like... Well, we did. Six or seven, but we did stream a tournament once. when we just left it run. The Wrestlemania program was pretty big. It was like... I mean like a country of evil. I think I've done it some times. Yeah, on your road trip. So my... His spiritual journey. My spiritual journey? Don't you tell people I was looking for... No, I just said you were trying to find yourself out there. Spiritual journey. It was a good indie road trip, really. You gotta get it. Get it off your shoulders. Why do you guys so good? Pit, pit, pit! Pit, pit, pit! Pit, pit, pit! Bounce. Oh! Woo! I think like a little nudge and it's like popped it up and it's over. Yo, ball in. Pop! Pop! Thanks Nick, I needed that. Whatever makes you happy. Uh oh. You what? See that? Oh! OHHHHHHHHHH!!! NO! I felt it, I felt it. I heard it rattling. I was like, fuck you, just stop. Stop, stop, stop. So who's up next? Shit! Nelly is kinda sensitive. Dude, that was a total of five to seven seconds after. Jack, when Nelly says no, she means no. Yeah, that's what's going on. Yeah, rekt. Exactly. Man, you clenched all the air out of the room. You're Metallica. BOOM! Nice debounce. Tyrannosaurus rekt. Yeah, I get to do this. Oh no! You say there's a chance I won't get last? last? Come on, hit it! Fire in! Get em all, folks! Oh, gobble gobble! Oh no, that's 69. Can't you just hit it home too? Third last. Uh oh. Gobble, gobble. Gobble, gobble. Gobble. Nice, nice slap. The 69 is real, folks. Yes it is. Oh, pop it. Pop it. Pop it. Fresh. A little too late. Hey, you got the gobbler. Can I be honest? Can I be honest? The gobbler's worth 50, he's too cute. That's not a bad idea. They didn't drop this up, it's just like milk it. I tend to always hit it if it's on the right, there's really not a lot of help to do, and it's gonna feed it into the pumps anyway. And you might as well practice it, but when it's worth even more... Okay, first off... I thought my graph for me liking this game over... Ooh! ...would be an inverse graph. Oh yeah. I have found, and it's been shown, that I actually like the game more in real life. And we got that skill chat. It's very challenging. Why did I do that? Mistakes were made, folks. Mistake were made. Once you get to that, like, you got niggas now, now you gotta move over. every time you play you get it. BAAAOWWWWWWWWWW No wait, was that back to back tilt? I didn't tilt. I think she just gave up, she's like your ball's already in. She's like you're done, get out of here. Donate to kids already man. Donate to kids already. BAAAOWWWWWWW Remember when we did... There isn't a real ball in that machine, it would be awesome if there was. Oh, bell, no, there is not, but there is cabling to put a real chime box in here. So can we take the one out of the hot shot? You know how that works? You just sorta cut some wires and glue it in there and it works. I don't know no nothing. I don't know no nothing. Oh! Wonely! Alright! If you were to add another feature to the Wonely pinball, what would it be? A spinner. Oh, spinner for sure. Spinner 100 and a brick in 50%. A spinner on that right orbit. That's sort of between where it says, and you see, and the gobble hole. Where it speaks up there, a fucking spinner right there. I think there should be a Gallagher multi Just a hammer that like Gallagher comes right to some kind of like his uh reach and then you smashing all the notes Couldn't name a damn Gallagher joke. What are you talking about? It's not a chopper, a hopper, one-footed, a pot-selected, you SLEDGEMATIC! I'm here to introduce you, yeah, that's you, to the most some-some-some-some-time! Don't you know how it works? The Sledg-o-matic, yeah, first off. Well, you face an ordinary watermelon here, you place it ordinary well, then you bring it up! Which Gallagher was the one with the mustache? That was very impressive, by the way, what just happened. That was the original Gallagher. The original Gallagher had a mustache, okay. And then his brother Gallagher... His brother Gallagher did not have a mustache. ...was no mustache. Ah, dude, Danny with the 2.3! See, the best Gallagher moment is him behind a pickup truck with a boat being towed by the pickup truck with him on roller skates with water skis out the front skiing behind skiing behind a pickup truck that's towing a boat and he's on the street with his roller skates with water skis I'm going to be doing a lot of I'm just saying Gallagher if you like Gallagher if you're listening you're probably dead if you like Like uh... Here, let's take some hands. Woo! Is it like, even the original guys are like, girls are like, comedian again? Oh really? Like guys be like... Yeah. Hey, girls be like, woohoohoo! Yeah. And then the watermelon. Yup. Do you remember he had like, a lot of like, political satire at times? A little bit. Like, Bruce Carlin and all that sort of stuff? Yeah, he had parts of that. Woo! He had some good bits. Yeah. A little bit. You get parts of that. You get some good bits. You have the darts that you can fling at people's cars, like suction cup darts. And if somebody's a jerk in traffic, you just fling them at the car and stick them on their bumper, you know? And then, somebody has like three or four of those in the back of their car, and the cops just pull them. That's good, right? I do. Alright. Man, he's murdering. Man, he's a merciless. What do we got here? Gallagher got weird and racist in his old age. Well, that wasn't the original Gallagher. Yeah, I think everyone from that era did. Oh, got racist? He was always a little racist. Yeah, Gallagher. That's what I'm talking about. Get some of this, get some of this, come on. Uh oh! Money! Oh, too hard. Hit, hit. Give me those fives. I'm going for the fives, I don't know about you guys. Yo, five at a time. Johnny, five alive. Five alive? Johnny, five. Uh oh. You got them going then, so. Alright folks, 195, last place! And the weight! Here comes that replay action. Keep it! Hitting up the... I got five on it! What were you saying? Oh! Oh, that dude kind of busted all the gals, bro. I heard him! I got it nowhere, like... Get it! Oh, dude, backhand. Go drunk Nick, you're on the line. Now he's coming for Manny. Oh, give me that gobble. Oh, hooray! Add up the tens, folks! Stay up there, man. Not last place. So, Carol's name's Melanie. Second? Her name's Melanie Mellon. Melanie Mellon. I've got third on it. So, it goes, Manny, Jack, Nick. Manny, Jack, Nick. Manny, Jack, Nick. I gotta go work, I think. Now that I'm officially in last place. You take it first and you're back in it. I don't know. So, what's the score right now, buddy? It's Jack with ten points, Manny with ten points, Stan with six points, Nick with four points. You can't do it. Jack, you get three points. Three for first. So, that puts you at seven. That would put one of you at another, so I'd be at seven. Well, you have to win like five more times. I'm not leaving because I'm losing. I'm leaving because I've got to work. I love you guys. I'll come back and play one more game. Priorities. Priorities. I know. I know. That's why I came in here. Uh, Manny, start us off. Alright. Wait, what? So, this time, once I fall, I'll see if you're higher than 500. Okay, we'll put you in. Alright. And just make sure I get last. Well, I can't promise that. Nick leaving because losing confirmed. I'm totally losing, guys. I love you. This is good for one more game, I suppose. Yeah, open invitation to anyone that's been to Chicago. Hit us up. You're welcome to come on the show. So I'll do it to a background check. So I'll do it to all the background checks. Chop, chop, chop. Mm-hmm. You got some good cabinets right there, Ray. Oh! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was going to hop his finger right there. Yeah. Was it Kobe you got it? Kobe, bud. You got Kobe. Has we stuck? Has we stuck? Has we stuck? Join in. Watch your mouth. Subject to tasteful review. Go in! Go in! Go in! Thank you, Melanie. Get over there. Hello, 200. Hello, gobbler. Hello. Nailed it. Good way to go. Subject to a Facebook review. What happened? Did you see that? If Stern would make another pinball machine, what would you choose? I would like a lost one. Dude, so someone started making a lost pinball machine, and they gave up on it. It was the same people that... Oh, it was Ben Heck. It was Ben Heck. The people who wrote the series. Right. Yeah, they gave up on it. Ben Heck was making that machine, and then he tore it apart in order to help make Spooky Pinball's America's Most Haunted. I'm mad at industry knowledge. Yo, we gotta stay on top of that. It's too easy. Give me the gavel. I like to see, you know, a wire pinball machine. I hear a lot of people say that, actually. That could be... This show's a little far gone, though. But now with, like, Vince watching and nothing, I can't think of anything. Oh, get the off of me. What is up? I just hear the custom Bioshock. That would be nice. What? Bioshock? Yeah. First act's a great game, man. Woo! Just milking the gobbler. That's what he wants first place. Yeah, somebody, I might have to start bringing the heat in. No, not that. A lot of trusting. Yeah, we're trusting a little too much here, kids. Woo! Strategy. Yes. God, I love you, pinball man. Why are you so good? Why are you so good? Get out. Trust it. That's why I made a black box play tonight. Oh, I know. Oh, Manny knows what's up. Oh, I know. Manny's about that hockey life. I plan on staying up to 2 in the morning watching some black box play. Not like this. Ball one and it was two Gs. What's up? The wire was good. Did you punch Nick's... We'll make Nick last place. Go for it, man. The shield, yeah. I don't know. I like to show our licensees because it came out on Netflix. So, just out of curiosity... Oh, yeah. Careful, dude. She tilts easy. Yeah, there you go. Langman says, just out of curiosity, Jack, how would you describe your play as different from other people there? I have a bit of a hard time telling different styles apart. I'm a solid mix of fast and loose and calculated play. Nick is definitely more calculated. It's more precise. The ball's slowed down. You're making your shots. There's moments where I make my shot after a calculated moment, but that all just wasn't like a madman on the fly. Nope. We're just plunging his ball. I'm going to give him the skill shot. Nope. Just kidding. He's still got a higher score than me. That's what sucks. Ten points. Ooh, I got a hill to climb here. Wait, how many points did I just give him? Forty-six? Yeah, forty-eight. Yeah, uh, so if I had to answer your question, there really is only, like, two styles of play. There's, like, the calm, calculated way of playing, and then there's the fast and loose, like, you know, uh, what is that, devil-may-care way of just shooting whenever the ball comes around. On the fly? Yeah, on the fly, exactly. So, you know, I do trust my dead bounces and stuff to slow the ball down, but I'm not settling the ball at all times to a cradle in order to pick my next shot. Because I just love how the game feels when you're just making your shots left and right, whereas, like, stopping the ball, breathing, shooting is a safe and effective way of playing, just it's a little too, I don't know, it's too slow for me. Well, I'll give that man a bottle of Valsuffin heads of glass. I don't know what I'm talking about. Get up there, get up there, get up there, get up there. Just out of reach, just out of reach. One is like on the clicker like that. All right, Tony, have a good one, buddy. Oh, there you go. Come on. Give it to me. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, you have to, like... You can't do a full point, because it bounces off that rope up there. This game does have a lot of air balls. You will hit the glass a lot. But that's not going to affect it, because... This glass is tempered, and it's not going anywhere. Oh, that was like the coolest thing right there. I'll have to pause and listen to the skill tap. Just go away. Alright! All three. The skill tap's not easy to hit, folks, but realistically it's also not worth the payout. 200 is not... I mean, where you can hit this with any of these lick shots down here, here. That thing needs to be worked something else. Boss on the dead bumper? I think it's interesting. I want it to sometimes hit, but it's an interesting idea. I've never encountered one before, but Dennis Nordman says that they used to be pretty popular back in the day. What does it actually take to break a glass on a pinball table? Uh, wrestling on top of it. Um, punching it as hard as you can in the right spot. Taking a hammer to the very edge and it'll just shatter like a sheet. Um, you know, all that fun stuff. Uh, don't go out and practice. Yeah, don't try it. That's a good one. Here we go. Oh, I gobbled that. Oh, you son of a... Two thousand. Alright, alright. Top line deserves a bumper. I want a spinner on this game all day. Always. It's super, super fun. No! But I think this is the era before spinners were... Easy, just laying a pinball glass against the wall on concrete. Oh yeah, cause realistically, uh, tempered glass, if you just barely tap the corner or anything, it keeps just like a light mold on the wall. Cause it's all shattered in tiny little bits, yeah. So you gotta be super careful with putting that down. Cause if you put that down a little too hard on a really big piece of wood, it's pretty dusty. That's what tempered glass is for, so that it didn't create giant shards in car windows to cut people's heads off. It crushes into tiny little pieces. I don't want to miss it. Oh, got it flipped. Sorry, Nick. All right, so what do we got here? Me? Who's first? Uh, Manny? Manny? Y'all come back out of here! Me? Wait, it says GameClub on here. But just, like, randomly, on its own. Did you put that in there? No. I wonder if you put that in the code. That's cute. Oh, to track it in case we screw anything up? Yeah. These guys. So, alright, point values have dropped, so it goes Jack and Manny. Right? Mm-hmm. All right. Let's do it. One point. I'll start us off. I like throwing Nick in. It's cute. Fall in. Whatever you decide. It's not going to work. You got two points, buddy. Boop. Wow, the gobbler. Gobbler spamming is all the rage. One more. Two rows. And that's why you play pinball, because you can have a 2,000 ball one, and a 30-point spin. Yes, sir. I can see a spinner on this thing being worth, like, one to five points a spin. It'd be like one point a spin, but there'd be a way to light it up to make it five points a spin. And that would probably involve hitting the goblin hole or, like, something, frankly. Yo, Dennis, hook me up. Give me a hug. Oh! Yeah, we didn't rule so hot. Yeah, we didn't rule so hot. Eww. Monday night at the flat, man. Monday night at the flat. Playing pinball there is the worst. They got a soft part machine. Really? That isn't helping their paws. Not if they know they can. A soft part? The game's a giant toilet. It's all it is. Nice gobble dude, you took the lead with that one shot. Whoa, juggling. I'm the fly today right here. All right. Whoa, Nanny! Pinball Joe, what's up, buddy? These men will have you saying, whoa, Nanny! Joe, were you here yesterday when, uh, Jenna Snortman was in the chat? That was frickin' awesome. Oh my God, this part is out of control right now. Oh, get up there. Give me a gobble or something. What are you doing? You got the goods, we got the news. Trailer Park by the Tornadoes. Trailer Park by the Tornadoes. Oh my God! Yeah, Dennis said he had a lot of names for bands that they were mentioning in this game that he wasn't allowed to have. Not so hot. Not so hot. Nordman's not here. He was here yesterday. Oh, Dennis Nordman? He's the guy that designed Wonelly. He's also the guy that designed Whitewater and... and um... other great games. That era. Oh, the Spinner Ramp era? The like, right in the middle? Yeah. Oh, Indy 500, that's right. No, it's actually your play. Oh, yeah. Oh, that was Nick's fault. Sure. Oh, shut your mouth. Give me that, Gord. Woo! Get up, Dad. Get up, Dad. Get up, Dad. Woo! Why did I shoot at that? Why? Why would you do that? How am I getting beat by Nick? What kind of world am I living in? Wait till I get Nick that skill check, don't I? I wonder if this kid's going to have a launch party. I'd love me some launch parties. You get to go to, like, your guide-y local bar, but you get to see, like, why am I in the company? Yeah, yeah. That's pretty wild. And that's all she wrote. Oh, you're good, sonny? You good? What have we got here? God, that'd be 900. Whoa, holy moly. Holy guacamole. Is there going to be a launch party for Big Juice? Yeah, I was... No, that's good. Turn your speakers up, kids. All right, let's see what Nick can do here. Wow, the metal looks... Fallout, yes. Whoa! Now I'm flipping, folks. I'm getting beat. Ugh! Just nudging. Just goes to show you, nudging is ASK. I haven't flipped a damn thing yet. Just feeling it. I don't look at this crap down here. Okay. Oh, that was it too. Whoa, you got that tongue. Too much. Uh-oh. Too much. No flipping, no flipping. Almost. Oh man, so what was that? Who's? Me. You got 1,000? My man. Stan, Jack, and Manny. Holy crap. Stan, Jack, and Manny. All right, we're playing until 7, guys, so we got 7 more minutes, which means 12 more games. Which means that we'll be super fast. Start us off buddy. Welcome to the bounce box. Boom de boom de boom. Pinberg is the same as I don't play nothing weekend. Oh man. Awesome game, still in quick. That was a dangerous shot but 200 points is 200 points. Nailed it. Give me another. Give me another. Give me another lane. Yes. You need to try it? Nothing you can do, man. Nothing you can do. Maze, it's gotta be like a micro, cause it's got those bumpers there, so like a micro nudge maybe to... Yeah. It's a filthy, filthy point. Copy, copy! Woo! At this point you can kinda sense what's going on. You want to do your nudging skills? Oh, yeah, let's do this. Oh, you guys can take the ball, too. I'll do the first one. You can all take the ball. By the way, this is Nick Campbell's ball that we're plunging here. And we're not slipping. We're only plunging. The master of the hitting the backhand move. Good. Still bad. Come on, man. Come on. Get out of here! This won't only have tournament mode, it does have a competition setting, I think. Oh, gobble it! Gobble! Get up, brother! Gotta get back to my gobble mode. Oh, it stands a little rough on Melanie here. And she says, get the hell out. It's the WDD radio. Listen to this right here. You're going to feel alone by the snake bellies on WDD. You. Does it mean for 3 million, you want the third and you win points? What? Yeah, it's not 3 million anymore, thankfully. Oh, I had that. Does it mean how long you have to play to get 3 million? To get 3 million? Yeah. Even on, like, 12 ball, 20 ball, you wouldn't get it. How much of those rollerblades One if they're not lit. Ten, yeah. Ooh, risky business. I'm only six points ahead of you. All three? Yeah. All right. Nasty Soda, yeah man, I'm actually a fan of the game. It's playing pretty well. I love old EM-style pinball machines. Having one with really strong flippers and pop bumpers and music and call outs is pretty legit. Little truss. You want to do the plunge for Nick? Go for it, Matty. No flippers. Practice your truss. Yeah. Practice your truss. Oh, hell yeah, dog. Wait, are you trying to knock? There you go. Murder. That trust. No, it's his hand. The next game is the rollover. I think if I'm going to roll this game over, I can't do it on screen because the way I would do it would be very freaking boring. I would just backhand gobble all day long. 50 points at a time, occasional 200s. Very patient. You guys don't want this thing to just put watermelons rolling down the glass. Uh, Nasty, you weren't a fan of Wizard of Oz? Wizard of Oz? It's interesting. There's a lot of stuff to do on it. I keep wanting to go Lightly Planes. That's sort of like my object-y-uh... I gotta learn that. Walk it out. Alright, uh, kill him, Andy. What's the high score? The high score so far is 4,255. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. I was saying give us a Nick. A little nunchuck. One called Melancholy by the Dixie Dolls. Oh. By the Dixie Dolls. That's a 440 collection, man. Nice. Was that ball three? Oh, crap. Who was first? Me. You were first? Yeah. Holy. The 1,400. Yeah. So, who was second? Me? Not me. So, Stan and Jack. All right. Stan, climb that hill. You mean like 12, 10, 10 or 12, 11, 10? Oh, man.