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Sharpes being Sharpes. 67 MIL CDC JACKPOT

Dead Flip·video·1m 10s·analyzed·Jun 3, 2015
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TL;DR

Players hit 67M jackpot on Tee'd Off; discuss CDC mechanic and multiball strategy.

Summary

Casual gameplay footage from Tee'd Off pinball machine featuring players discussing a high-value jackpot hit (65-67 million points) and multiball mechanics. The clip captures spontaneous play with commentary on shot execution and game rules.

Key Claims

  • CDC mechanic with consecutive 2x multiplier shots produces the 65-67 million jackpot

    medium confidence · Speaker explains 'CDC, if you get into it and you shoot it like two times in a row with a 2x, that happens'

Notable Quotes

  • “Coaching is allowed. You don't want to know what that's like.”

    Unknown player@ 0:32 — Humorous reference to coaching during gameplay; reflects casual/social nature of the play session

  • “CDC, if you get into it and you shoot it like two times in a row with a 2x, that happens”

    Unknown player@ 0:58 — Rules explanation for how the high jackpot value was achieved on Tee'd Off

Entities

Tee'd OffgameDead Fliporganization

Topics

Tee'd Off gameplay mechanicsprimaryJackpot scoringprimaryMultiball strategysecondaryCDC mechanicprimary

Sentiment

positive(0.75)— Casual, fun atmosphere with players celebrating a high jackpot hit despite some playful criticism of shot execution. Light-hearted banter about gameplay.

Transcript

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Time to shoot. Throw one more at the animal. I play it like Cora, I'm just going to go for it. All of them out of here! Bring them all back! See, see, see, man. You already have both your animals. Oh, okay. Hey, you wasted it, I think. 65 million. What the hell was that? Jackpot! What did you think? I don't know what you did, but I told you. Coaching is allowed. You don't want to know what that's like. I told you to shoot it, you did. And it was really bad. Of course it was. Oh my God. I need to start getting my multi-kill action going. That was disgusting. Why was it so high? I have no idea. All I know is in CDC, if you get into it and you shoot it like two times in a row with a 2x, that happens.