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transformers #pinball first impressions and a whole lot more

Walt Wood Pinball·video·1h 3m·analyzed·May 15, 2026
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TL;DR

Walt Wood analyzes leaked Transformers G1 pinball layout, praises design, criticizes Stern's leak response.

Summary

Walt Wood provides first impressions of the newly leaked/announced Stern Transformers G1 pinball machine based on playfield photos. He analyzes the shot layout, mechanical features (cannon, diverters, drop targets), and praises the game design attributed to Elliott Eisman while criticizing Stern's slow response to the Reddit leak and lack of official gameplay video. He also discusses his recent tournament win at Cactus Jack Silverball Showdown and reflects on pinball's life-changing impact.

Key Claims

  • Transformers G1 pinball machine was leaked on Reddit two days before official announcement

    high confidence · Walt Wood states 'Apparently, somebody leaked it on Reddit... This is two days ago' and references receiving an email about the leak

  • The game is designed by Elliott Eisman

    high confidence · Walt says 'If this is Elliot's second game, dude...' and later 'I tip my hat to Elliot' regarding the playfield design

  • Official release date is May 20th

    high confidence · Retro Jango content creator states 'This game will come out fully the May the 20th' and Walt confirms 'it's coming out May 20th. Dude, that's like five days from now'

  • The game features pro, premium, and limited edition models

    high confidence · Kongs R Us video describes 'three different model artwork... we have the pro, premium, and limited'

  • Walt Wood won the Cactus Jack Silverball Showdown tournament in Oklahoma

    high confidence · Walt states 'Cactus Jack Silverball Showdown. Hya. Took it home. I'm proud of that victory' and claims to possibly be first Colorado winner

  • Stern did not release an official gameplay video at time of announcement, only animation teaser

    high confidence · Walt repeatedly expresses frustration that only a still playfield image and Stern animation were available, no ball-in-play video

  • The Optimus Prime toy on the machine has poor proportions with 'fat ass body, tiny ass arms'

    medium confidence · Bee (content creator) criticism quoted by Walt: 'look at this shitty Optimus Prime toy... fat ass body, tiny ass arms'

  • The playfield features a playfield multiplier (Playfield X) in the upper area

    medium confidence · Walt identifies 'Playfield X' marker on the playfield and compares tournament strategy to Pokemon pinball's scoring multipliers

Notable Quotes

  • “I don't think anyone from Colorado has ever won that tournament. I might be the first Colorado to win that tournament.”

    Walt Wood@ 7:39 — Walt's personal achievement at Cactus Jack Silverball Showdown, pride in Colorado representation

  • “Pinball saved my life. I would not be here if it was not for Pinball.”

    Walt Wood@ 11:13 — Emotional reflection on pinball's impact on his life trajectory, connection to daycare machines

  • “Yo, Stern, you got to get on top of this. Like, I shouldn't have to bug Kong for his video.”

    Walt Wood@ 17:58 — Criticism of Stern's failure to release professional content and respond to leak quickly

  • “That is a great design. I tip my hat off or I tip my hat. Howdy, man.”

    Walt Wood@ 35:18 — High praise for Elliott Eisman's playfield design, theatrical expression of respect

  • “I have a feeling that me and Lyman would have clicked, dude, cuz like I'm just crazy about pinball.”

    Walt Wood@ 21:32 — Reference to legendary designer Lyman and Walking Dead as benchmark game

Entities

Walt WoodpersonElliott EismanpersonStern PinballcompanyTransformers G1gameKongs R UspersonBeepersonRetro RalphpersonRetro JangopersonCactus Jack Silverball Showdownevent

Signals

  • ?

    leak_detection: Transformers G1 playfield images leaked on Reddit 2 days before official Stern announcement, forcing accelerated reveal timeline

    high · Walt states leak came from Reddit with pictures, appeared in Stern Insider Connected app snippets, forced Stern to release announcement sooner than planned

  • ?

    product_launch: Stern officially announced Transformers G1 pinball with May 20 release date following Reddit leak

    high · Multiple content creators (Kongs R Us, Retro Jango) confirmed announcement with three model tiers (Pro, Premium, LE) and official release date

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Transformers features deliberate playfield design with identifiable multiplier zones, diverters, cannon mechanics, and traditional ramp/orbit structure

    high · Walt identifies Playfield X multiplier, cannon firing mechanism with steel flap guide, diverters, drop targets, multiple shot sequences and ball feeds

  • ?

    machine_intel: Elliott Eisman designed Transformers G1 pinball; appears to be his second game (first mentioned is implied earlier title)

    high · Walt says 'If this is Elliot's second game' and praises design quality, tips hat to Eisman for playfield layout

  • ~

    sentiment_shift: Elliott Eisman's reputation elevated by Transformers playfield design quality; Walt gives strong approval to shot layout and mechanical features

    high · Walt's extended praise: 'That is a great design... That is a great design... I tip my hat to Elliot'

Transcript

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0:09
Did you hear the news? I'm coming to you. What is up? There's a new pinball machine. Did you hear about it? Apparently, somebody leaked it on Reddit. Transformers
0:32
It was leaked on Reddit. I got it in my email. I thought I was like hot [ __ ] Transformers pinball unveiled or like unleashed or exposed or some [ __ ] What did it say? Let me see. Transformers pics leaked. Here it is.
0:55
Look at this. And then they leaked. So, someone leaked on Reddit the pictures. This is two days ago. Two days ago.
1:09
And I guess like So, did that force Stern to put it out? Is that why they put it out? Oh, see, I thought this was like a hot take, you know? I was like, "Oh, yeah. Here we go." All right. But I guess that probably So, I don't know what happened. I don't know anything about it. Frankly, I don't give a [ __ ] All I know is like the picture pictures I'm seeing of this playfield. I am excited about this. This is awesome, dude. I mean, look at it. Let's take a look. Let's take a look at this. I mean, bro,
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product_concern: Optimus Prime toy on machine criticized for poor proportions (short arms, large body relative to Megatron figure)

medium · Bee's criticism quoted by Walt: 'look at this shitty Optimus Prime toy... fat ass body, tiny ass arms... not true to form'

  • ?

    industry_signal: Content creators (Kongs R Us, Retro Jango) controlling narrative around Transformers announcement due to Stern's slow response to leak

    high · Walt criticizes Stern for not getting on top of leak, notes Kong's video is 'controlling the show', Stern 'got nothing', content creators filling void

  • ?

    business_signal: Stern failed to respond quickly to Reddit leak or prevent spread; did not release official gameplay video or professional marketing content at announcement

    high · Walt repeatedly criticizes lack of professional video: 'Why was the Reddit post up for two days?', 'nobody at Stern saw that', only animation teaser released

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Walt Wood won Cactus Jack Silverball Showdown tournament in Oklahoma; claims possible first Colorado winner of that event

    high · Walt states 'Cactus Jack Silverball Showdown... Took it home. I'm proud of that victory' and reflects on Colorado player tradition at tournament

  • ?

    community_signal: Walt emphasizes pinball's transformative life impact; attributes childhood daycare pinball machines to preventing drug addiction and shaping life trajectory

    high · Walt: 'Pinball saved my life. I would not be here if it was not for Pinball... I'd probably be a drug addict still if it wasn't for pinball'

  • ?

    venue_signal: Walt Wood advocates for placing pinball machines in youth spaces (daycare, schools); publicly offered support to Project Pinball organization

    high · Walt wrote email to Project Pinball offering 'donate my time, my energy' to get pinball 'in front of the kids' based on his childhood experience

  • ?

    historical_signal: Walt references legendary designer Lyman (Walking Dead) as benchmark; considers Walking Dead best-coded pinball of all time; discusses designer Brian Schmidt's audio work on Data East games

    high · Walt: 'Walking Dead might go down as like the best coded game of all time', discusses Lyman's impact, credits Brian Schmidt for Data East audio quality

    • let's look at that. Huh? Come on now. You got this, dude. You got the shot coming around here going over to here feeding the flipper to a shot right there with a post that comes up. Okay. And then there's a ramp right there. Go like a little up ramp going to there. Okay. And then there you got a side loop. The guy you can bash. And then there's a thing you shoot in there vertical upkicker right comes around there diverts or goes through to a cool like it like a steel boomerang looking ball guide. Look at that thing. It's cool. Look at that.
    2:45
    And then you got like I'm thinking this is like a inner horseshoe like a inner orbit kind of like uh Venom
    2:58
    around the guy. Drop targets in front of a ramp to bash the guy or maybe load this cannon which I think fires the ball out of the cannon straight ahead. or the cannon moves over there and fires the ball on that metal flap. That's what the metal flap is for. Because I've been sitting here trying to figure out and my ever since I've seen this picture, I've been looking at this picture for like a day or two now. Ever since I got the email and
    3:35
    I'm like, what is that metal steel flap for? You know, the thing on top. And now I think I figured it out because I haven't watched any video yet. We're gonna watch the video after this. I I think I figured it out. I think the cannon fires the ball in that direction and that steel like the steel flap like the flat part on top is where the ball comes down and it's like it guides down there. That's what I think.
    4:05
    And you're going to be like, "Whoa, are you able to predict the future? Are you Walt Stradamus? No, I'm not. I just got pinball instincts. Pinstinks you could call them. And you play, you know, you start playing hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of games and you start like getting an idea of like you walk up to a game you never seen and then you walk you you you start getting an idea. You're like, "Yo, you know what? I bet this is going to do that and the other thing." And then sometimes, you know what happens? You're wrong. And then your mind is blown and it's even better because like that's why like sometimes like I think I know the rules of some [ __ ] and then I'm wrong and I'm like oh okay cool. So it's actually like that. All right. So it's like I don't get mad. I get like you want to keep an open mind with this even when you play a game like a thousand times and keep an open mind because then when you realize that you were wrong it's like oh okay I'm wrong. That's cool but I learned some [ __ ] So it's a it's it's it's not a loss. I I I I went I could I could go to bed tonight and I learned some [ __ ] All right, this is great. You know, it's a good thing. That's what I think that flap is for. I'm going to tell you right here, folks.
    5:20
    Cuz the cannon moves. I bet the cannon goes over there and there and the flap will will grab it. Well, we're going to watch the video. I I bet Stern. So, this pushed Stern's hand. I bet cuz this leak they probably ran with the video sooner than they wanted. I mean I don't know. Like I don't know [ __ ] What the [ __ ] do I know? I'm just saying like because this thing leaked that's probably why they released it now. Right. I mean what do I know? Okay. Right. So here's and then the thing and then it probably loads the cannon like we're talking about right ramp is narrow and then there's a [ __ ] metal little metal part right ramp to goes back behind the game comes back around and then it feeds the same up kicker that the that shot does or it feeds the same wire form so then it can divert. I don't know if it's going to go back into the guy or it can go down to the right in lane. I like it. And then you got a right orbit probably going all the way to this to the to here cuz here's your ball feed right here. When you hit the button, this launch a balls coming up there. So, right around there. Okay, dude. I like it. This is the leaked picture we got though, right? All well and good. So, let's see what we got here on YouTube. Let's watch Let's watch and see what the world has for us and let's go through this together because I haven't watched anything. You know, I'm kind of like out of the ling
    7:08
    is what I'm trying to do. Learning how to speak. No, man. I just been traveling. Was it Oklahoma? What, a week or two ago? That was great. Cactus Jack Silverball Showdown. Hya. Took it home.
    7:27
    I'm proud of that. I'm proud of that victory because I don't think anyone from Colorado has ever won that tournament. I don't know, maybe they have.
    7:39
    I might be the first Colorado to win that tournament. So, I'm proud about that one cuz I know a bunch of us have gone out there. It's like Mount Everest. A bunch of us have tried to climb the mountain. We've all died on the way up. I planted the Colorado's flag at the top. We're here. I could see my house from here.
    8:08
    Yo, I'm an idiot, dude. This is why I don't know why you guys want me to keep making videos, but whatever.
    8:16
    Like, I don't get it. But hey, it was fun, man. We had a good time. Talked to a lot of badass people out there. Shout out. Too many people to remember individually, man. You guys were Oklahoma was awesome, man. It was so cool play out there. Cactus Jacks, man. It was [ __ ] dope. There was a Dude, there was a Simpsons. A 90s Simpsons. I haven't played the 90s Simpsons since I was in daycare in like 1996 97 when I used to stay at daycare. They used to drop my ass off at daycare when I got off out of school cuz my parents hated each other. So it was like yo well I got to work these nights. You got to work these nights. You take care of the [ __ ] kid these nights. I'll take care of the [ __ ] kid. So when they always had to work though. So, like when I got out of school, I stayed at daycare for a few hours from like, you know, whatever time I got off, like three to like six, right? Because I had nowhere to go. So, I would just stay at this daycare. And that's where they had all these pins. All these pins, man. And if it wasn't for that, oh man, I would not be here talking to you guys right now if it wasn't for those pins in that daycare. I'm telling you. That's why if I have an opportunity, like I wrote these guys an email today to pin project pinball and I'll say it here. If I could do anything for project pinball, please let me know. Please reach out to me. Let me know what I could do. Donate my time, my energy. I love you guys. I want to put pinball machines with kids. Anywhere we can do it, let's do it. My point with that whole thing, the daycare is I used to stay at. They had a Simpsons there and I played the [ __ ] out of that original Simpsons 1990 day to E Simpsons, not 2003 Pinball Party. Even though that one's good. That one's great. I'm talking 1990. Oh, Christmas Cashmere. Yeah, that one.
    10:13
    Ah, great game. But if that game wasn't in there, I probably would not be as fired up at pinball that I am today. Games like that, games like Lethal Weapon, games like, you know what I'm saying? Like a lot of Data East, man, because the music was so good. Brian Schmidt was just amazing with audio back then. Like, man, he was just so good. Like, he could really take a moment. Lethal Weapon is great at that. You get the tribe already. You know what I'm saying? Well, I don't want to get off on a tangent with you guys. Let's just go. But I I wanted to make a point to reach out like, yo, please reach out to me. I wrote them a letter today. But if you guys ever anybody from Project Pinball ever happens to watch my [ __ ] please let me know. I am your humble servant. Let's get more pinball machines in front of the kids. Let's do it. That [ __ ] changed my life. I'm telling you, I would, Dude, I'd probably be a drug addict still if it wasn't for pinball. I'm telling you, that [ __ ] saved my life. I'm not even [ __ ] with you guys. Pinball saved my [ __ ] life. Saved my life. I would not be here if it was not for Pinball. So, with that in mind, let's go together on this journey. Me and you, you and me. Let's see what the Let's see what the world says about it. I haven't seen [ __ ] I haven't seen anything. I think the best thing to do is watch what Stern said. Let's start with what Stern said and we'll go from there, right? That's probably the best thing, right? So, okay. Here's Stern's thing. Let me get some volume. >> Many millions of years ago on the planet
    11:43
    Many millions of years ago on the planet
    11:44
    Many millions of years ago on the planet Cybertron, intelligent robots that could think and feel inhabited the cities. They were called Autobots and Decepticons. But the brutal Decepticons were driven by a single goal, total domination.
    12:03
    They set out to destroy the peaceloving Autobots. And a war between the forces of good and evil raged across Cybertron. >> Ignition.
    12:15
    That
    12:15
    That >> Dude, is this like from the original
    12:16
    Dude, is this like from the original
    12:16
    Dude, is this like from the original show? Cuz this is awesome. This [ __ ] I miss this. Like I I like not like I miss this like I I saw it when I was a kid and I miss it. Like I long for it. I want you I want to like want you to understand where I'm coming from. Like I don't like miss it like oh I missed this. I haven't seen it in a long time. Like I I missed this like in my life because I think I was born in ' 86. So I grew up like I in like probably pretty much like 90s, you know, with like 90s [ __ ] This I think Transformers is like what's Transformers? When was that? Let me let me just check and see. Transformers. When did Transformers come out? Cuz my girl my girl knows a lot about 84. Okay, there we go. I'm getting 84.86 was the first feature animated movie. Transformers the movie. And then Michael Bay did his thing in 2007. Okay, I see it right here. But it says right here, Generation 1 G1 toy line and animated series 84. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. So I I'm 86. So that's that's that makes sense why I missed it. Like if this was 94, I would have been all about it. I would have been all over it, you know? So I I guess that's why I missed it. But dude, this is [ __ ] cool. I'm in so far. I dig it. Let's [ __ ] go. >> Has been brought to Earth. It is the
    13:41
    Has been brought to Earth. It is the
    13:41
    Has been brought to Earth. It is the duty of the Autobots to bring peace. One shall stand, one shall fall.
    13:55
    The Transformers Pinball more than meets the eye.
    14:08
    Grimlock need more pinball.
    14:08
    Grimlock need more pinball. >> Hey, [ __ ] Aren't you supposed to put
    14:11
    Hey, [ __ ] Aren't you supposed to put
    14:11
    Hey, [ __ ] Aren't you supposed to put the [ __ ] pinball machine in there? What the [ __ ] Aren't you supposed to put the pinball machine in there? I thought I just I I thought they're gonna put like images of the pimp pinball machine in there. Oh god. So, you're gonna make me go to content creators now? Come on, dude. What is this? Oh, this is from the OG. Uh, okay. Well, I guess we got to go to content creators because I'm not getting anything from uh Stern themselves.
    14:47
    Here's uh Kong Kongs are us. This is a This is This is cool, dude. Let's check him out. Let's see what he's got to say about it. Kongs R Us. >> This is B from Kongs. And oh my god,
    14:56
    This is B from Kongs. And oh my god,
    14:56
    This is B from Kongs. And oh my god, they just announced a Stern pinball Transformers machine. LET'S GO. OH MY GOD. ARE YOU READY FOR THE GAME? COME ON. HERE WE GO. YO, that [ __ ] works, man. See, that's the thing I admire about people like this. They could get you [ __ ] like all fired up and [ __ ] Like I'm not good. Like I've never been good at that. I can't even fake it. Like honestly, like he's obviously like dialing it up a little bit to get you into it. And I admire the [ __ ] out of that out of people like that. I can't do that. Like I come on. Like dude, and I live and breathe pinball. Like I do. I love it. It's in my [ __ ] veins. And I still can't get that excited. Like I just admire the [ __ ] out of these people that could get you so fired up and then you're just like, "Yeah, I'm in. I'm in." >> I [ __ ] love it, dude. It's so funny
    15:52
    I [ __ ] love it, dude. It's so funny
    15:52
    I [ __ ] love it, dude. It's so funny to me. All right, let's go.
    16:00
    Yes, it's finally here. The Transformers
    16:00
    Yes, it's finally here. The Transformers G1 pinball machine by Stern Pinball. It was teased today, but there are some leaks that we're going to talk about. >> Yeah, that's what we want to see.
    16:07
    Yeah, that's what we want to see.
    16:07
    Yeah, that's what we want to see. Where's the leak? >> Came from the Stern Insider Connected
    16:10
    Came from the Stern Insider Connected
    16:10
    Came from the Stern Insider Connected app, it looks like. And so they had snippets of the three different model artwork back last. We have the pro, premium, and limited. Let's take a look at that pro artwork first off. So I really do love that this is a >> Let me turn Let me turn this guy down a
    16:22
    Let me turn Let me turn this guy down a
    16:22
    Let me turn Let me turn this guy down a little bit. No, no, no offense, buddy. Okay, so here's the Is that the pro? Okay, here's the pro artwork. I like it. That looks pretty cool, man. All right. Again, like thanks for letting me use the video. I appreciate it. Thank you. You're very kind. You're You're a man among men. Is this Oh, the LE. Look at that one. That looks dope. Look at this one. The LE looks cool. Look at that. See, why does See, Stern Stern is [ __ ] up. You're [ __ ] up, dude. If you got If anybody from Stern, you guys got to get on top of this. Like, dude, if you got a if you guys get a leak like this, you got to get on top of it, bro. Like you gotta [ __ ] launch your own [ __ ] You gotta get on top of that leak. Like bro, like I I need to see like polished like professional video coming from Stern. Like if you guys got a leak like that happen, you got to get on top of this [ __ ] You got to like have Call Spielberg and get him in the [ __ ] building and start shooting movies that day. You know what I'm saying? Let's get some professional No, get that Abe Flips guy. [ __ ] Abe flips, dude. Yo, have you ever seen some of that motherfucker's movies? Yo, it looks like Spielberg [ __ ] The balls like you can almost hear it. Get the A flips guy. Holy [ __ ] That dude's amazing at making movies. [ __ ] hell. Like, bro, Stern, you got to get on top of this. Like, I shouldn't have to bug Kong for his [ __ ] movie. His movie. Well, his clip, you know? Like like this guy seems like a nice guy. He probably doesn't want my crazy ass like involving him in my escapades or whatever the [ __ ] you call this, you know? He wants to live his life. He wants to have a nice peaceful life. He doesn't want me being a part of it. I get that. I'm crazy. He doesn't want to be involved in a crazy guy's world, you know? But unfortunately, because Stern didn't get on top of this, I have to use this video. So that's kind of where we're at. I apologize. Just dude, you should have got on top of this. You should have been put out professional videos, [ __ ] up and down like just like a AES flips video or a [ __ ] um what's another one? Some of these people shoot some Stern usually shoots some really good gameplay videos. They should have got on top of it because dude, they got nothing. They're so they're showing that I mean the one clip I saw was cool. I like the animation. It made me look it up and I learned 84. Cool. I missed it. That's why I missed it. 84. I'm 86. I get it. But yo, dude, come on. You got to get on top of this. And what do I know? I don't know [ __ ] But I know enough to know like, oh, yo, my my song like, dude, if I if a song from my album leaked or whatever, then I got to drop the whole album or just drop the song, you know? But if I'm if I'm this invested, like if I'm in Stern's position, I'm this invested, I got to get on top of it. So, it's time to hire some Spielberg [ __ ] to shoot some amazing film and we get on top of this. You know, why was the Reddit post up for [ __ ] two days? You know what I'm saying? Like, nobody at Stern saw that and like got a hold of Reddit and go and went, "Yo, this game isn't out yet. Can you uh Hello. Can you get that [ __ ] down, please?" Like, I don't know. Maybe you guys should have your I'm not like pissed off or anything. I'm just saying maybe you guys should like get have your finger on the pulse a little more. Like holy [ __ ] Why? Why I got that email? I got that email two days ago. You know, I'm just choosing to make a video now because for some reason you guys like when I make videos. I don't know why. I really don't. I don't get it. But hey, I'm a man of the people. You guys want it? I'll give it to you. Here we go. We're going to talk about it. Okay. But [ __ ] Kong. I This dude, he seems like a nice guy. What? But he's controlling the show right now. Like Stern, you got to be get on top of this, dude. That's all I'm saying, bro. And it's not like an insult to this guy. He seems like a nice guy. This video looks great. Professional. Kudos, man. Kudos to this dude. Looking good. Let's go. Sorry, I'm like all over the place. I don't know where the [ __ ] I don't know. Up and down. East is west. I don't know where the [ __ ] I am. Let's go. [ __ ] hell. All I know is I signed up for the Lyman tournament and I'm [ __ ] happy about it. Let's go, Papa 23. Bro, I was there at [ __ ] 12:01. No, 12:00 and like 5 seconds. I was there. Signed up. We're going somewhere in Illinois. We'll be there in September. Let's go. [ __ ] love it. Yo, I think Lyman would be so [ __ ] happy to know. And Dean Grover, too, because I knew Dean personally, but I never met Lyman. But I have a feeling that me and Lyman would have [ __ ] clicked, dude, cuz like I'm just crazy about pinball. And I don't know. I get the vibe he was, too. But I think this [ __ ] I think Lyman would be h yo you're gonna be happy in the fact that yo your art is gonna live on forever. Like Walking Dead might go down as like the best coded game of all time. Of all time. And Ray I love Ray but dude there's nothing you could do to that Walking Dead to make it better than what Lyman did. It's It's a done. It's done bro. Here's the microphone bro. It's dropped. You can't do anything. I'm sorry. I love you, bro. You can't do it. Okay, we're moving on. And you know what? I'm excited about this tournament. I can't wait. I did pretty good last year. We'll see how it goes this year. I don't know. I don't know what to expect. I just go out there and try to have fun, bro. And just try how to have more fun than the other guy. That's all I'm trying to [ __ ] do. That's it. I'm not trying to put up a high scores. I'm just trying to dance and see what can happen. You know, that's all that's my big advice to you. If I have any advice to give, just enjoy yourself. Put some music in. Take it easy. Remind yourself you're playing a [ __ ] game. You're playing a pinball machine. You know, that's I look around sometimes my opponents. What is happening? Everybody's like [ __ ] shaking in their boots. Come on, Lucy Goosey, baby. We're playing pinball. Come on now. You know where's the mic at? I'll drop it on that one. Let's go.
    23:22
    That's all I'm saying. It's just dude, you got to remind yourself you're playing a [ __ ] game. That's why I think and and dude, like I think I'm middle-aged, but a lot of these middle-aged dudes I watch, like they're JUST LIKE, "COME ON." AND THEY get so fired up. But I'm not saying like I'm exclusive. I'm middle-aged, too. I'm 39. If I live to be 78, yo, it's a goddamn miracle. Mwah. Please. God bless America. So, I'm not I'm middleag. [ __ ] you. I like when people consider 50 to be middle-aged. Like, you think you're going to be 100? Really? [ __ ] [ __ ] We're all middle-aged.
    24:05
    I'm excited about this tournament. I can't wait. With that in mind, let's get back to it. Come on. What else we got? I see this. I see the art. What else we got here? Oh, Bee's beef. What's What's he have to say? >> He's got a beef. What's his beef? What's
    24:23
    He's got a beef. What's his beef? What's
    24:23
    He's got a beef. What's his beef? What's Bee's beef?
    24:30
    Wait, hold on.
    24:30
    Wait, hold on. At the time, it really was the best Transformer toy available for Optimus Prime. But >> where's the [ __ ] play field, dude?
    24:38
    where's the [ __ ] play field, dude?
    24:38
    where's the [ __ ] play field, dude? >> Toys are meulation. I love you to have a
    24:41
    Toys are meulation. I love you to have a
    24:41
    Toys are meulation. I love you to have a G G1 era. But look at this shitty Optimus Prime toy that you see in the top left hand corner. This made me almost a little bit puke when I first saw it. I was like, h Toys are meant to be uh, you know, inside pinball machines and they're supposed to look cool as heck. The Megatron in the right looks proportionally pretty cool. Yeah. >> What the hell is wrong with Optimus
    25:02
    What the hell is wrong with Optimus
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    What the hell is wrong with Optimus Prime having a fat ass body, tiny ass arms, and the feet I think are, you know, not even part of the game. I think it's just a playful design like it transforms. And >> so he's saying that it's not true to
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    so he's saying that it's not true to
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    so he's saying that it's not true to form essentially. I don't want to, you know, I'm not trying to, >> you know, run with I just want to see
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    you know, run with I just want to see
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    you know, run with I just want to see the playfield. Yeah, dude. That's all I want to see. Let's see the playfield. So, is there no So, let me get an understanding here. Am I to understand that there's no video of the ball flying around the [ __ ] playfield? I was under the impression someone had a video of the ball flying around the playfield. Am I under the impression we're going off this one [ __ ] picture and I'm a [ __ ] Well, I already knew I was a [ __ ] Hold on a second. Let's get to the bottom of this. Okay. What is this guy? Here's a guy named Retro Ralph. Let's see what he has to say about it. Does he have any video of it? >> No, he's talking. He's talking.
    26:06
    No, he's talking. He's talking.
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    No, he's talking. He's talking. >> You know, probably want to at least play
    26:08
    You know, probably want to at least play
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    You know, probably want to at least play on location or potentially >> then I could never be that lucky because
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    then I could never be that lucky because
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    then I could never be that lucky because seeing the rest of the cabinet >> the license approval didn't hadn't
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    the license approval didn't hadn't
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    the license approval didn't hadn't happened yet. >> We'll do Star Wars,
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    We'll do Star Wars,
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    We'll do Star Wars, >> bro. He's not even He didn't show
    26:20
    bro. He's not even He didn't show
    26:20
    bro. He's not even He didn't show anything. def. >> Thanks for watching. You didn't show me
    26:25
    Thanks for watching. You didn't show me
    26:25
    Thanks for watching. You didn't show me anything, dude. Oh, he's just talking about it like me. Oh, [ __ ] me. So, is there anybody that has a video of this? Maybe nobody has a video of this. Oh, what about this guy? This retro singo guy. Retro. What is it? What about him? >> Guys, retro Jango here. The next game
    26:48
    Guys, retro Jango here. The next game
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    Guys, retro Jango here. The next game from Stern P. Transformers robots in disguise. Transformers have just been leaked by Stern. Thank you, Stern. I love New Pinball Day. This game will come out fully the May the 20th, but we have some pictures. >> Oh, it's coming out May 20th.
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    Oh, it's coming out May 20th.
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    Oh, it's coming out May 20th. Dude, that's like five days from now, man. I'll be busy then. Oh, [ __ ] you. >> Randomness in a game. I love it. So
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    Randomness in a game. I love it. So
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    Randomness in a game. I love it. So that's cool. All right. So let's check out the shots on that, right, guys? So yeah, we have got a shot here from the low. >> Okay.
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    Okay.
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    Okay. Well, I essentially I just have the same thing that he's got, bro. I just have the picture. Then we're just going to have to go from the picture. Dude, I wanted a video with this [ __ ] ball bouncing around. [ __ ]
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    [ __ ] my life. [ __ ] my life. Okay. Let's see. Do we got picture of the Transformers pinball machine? Let's see.
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    Transformers pinball. Let's see. Let me let me check. Uh, I had a picture of it. Let's see here. Let's see what we got. I'm sorry, guys. I was under the impression that there was a video of the ball bouncing around the goddamn playfield, but apparently Stern's going to wait five more days and just totally not get on top of this at all. I don't get it. I don't understand. I I I really don't understand at all. But whatever. What do I know? What do I know? You know. Here we go. Okay. Save image. There we go. [ __ ] There we go. We got it. There we go. Okay. We got it. Here we go. All right.
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    You know something? I was really hoping to get a video. Yeah, man. Like, I was under the impression because I saw Can I tell you where my mind is? I was under the impression because I saw so many content creators making videos about it and so and and the leak and all this [ __ ] and like I saw like all these new Transformers, it leaked and this and that. I figured that Stern would put out a video. So, I guess I just assumed that there'd be a gameplay video of it, which there is not. So, this is kind of where we're at, man. I mean, I got the picture. We can go over the picture. That's all I got, bro. [ __ ] [ __ ] I mean, we kind of did it went over it already a little bit, you know, but this is all I got. We got a [ __ ] I see a ball save right there. I'm excited about this. You know, in fact, just to make it easier here, I'll just do this here. I'll take you I'll take you with me on the journey right here. Yeah. Come with me. We'll do We'll do it like this. Yeah. There we go. That's much easier, isn't it? Hi, I'm Walter staring in my face as we look at a pinball machine.
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    Yeah. Here we go. Look. So, what I'm what I'm pretty excited about, see that ball save over there? I like that. That's pretty dope. The only thing I'm not excited about is the fact that there's none no ball save over there. See, that's like a different light. So, they [ __ ] us there. Whatever, you know. But what else we got? We got uh let's see. Here we go. I like this. You see this? Look at that. I like it. You see how the ball Look when it goes over there and then it's going to go up there, right? And it's going to feed this flipper. So, you have a shot at that and then the post comes up or you can shoot the the or the orbit. I like that. And then here's see this. See this right here? Playfield. See where my hand is? Playfield X. It's so important, gang. In tournament pinball, you want to know where your playfield multipliers are. So, the fact that I can look and see that there's one right there. That's awesome. That's great news for me. In a tournament, I know right where I'm going to go for that Playfield X right when it's lit. Just like the new Pokemon. The new Pokemon is the right standup target, then the left standup target, and then the middle, the one in the middle will light, and that's your double scoring, man. But I know that that's my double scoring. So, seeing that one right there is good. I like that a lot, right? And then, let's see where we at now. Where we at now? We got the flat we talked about for the cannon, which I believe the cannon will move and fire the ball to here, even though we have no video showing that, but that's what I believe is going to happen. I don't know if any of these other [ __ ] talk about that or not, but that's what I believe is going to happen. And I will put that on my tombstone. That's what I believe happens with this [ __ ] this [ __ ] game. The only thing I'm curious about is like this. You see the diverter? Let me back it up a little bit. So, you see there's like a diverter right there, right? So, does it load the guy? Like, what? Where does the ball go? May maybe it goes in the back. I don't know. Like, it does something with there, but it doesn't look like there's enough room to load the guy. So, I'm like trying to figure out like what's going on with that. And then up here, I'm looking at some things that are just kind of giving me like, okay, so look at this guy, right? You got the drops and then the ramp loads up to there. So, does this load? Do you load a guy a ball in there and then it comes out of the cannon? Like maybe that's how you load it cuz look, you can see here that's a coil for like a solenoid or a kicker to fire a coil. You can see it right back there. So that tells me like, yo, there's something in there that's going to like fire a coil or some [ __ ] I think. Again, I'm just speculating, dude. I don't even know [ __ ] But like over there, I don't see the same coil. See, this is back on the right. I don't see the same coil, you know? So, is that going to fire? I don't know. And this is the thing Kong was talking about. That's kind of He says it's shitty, but I bet the legs are going to move and you could probably shoot inside of there. That's why the legs are like that. Like if you look at that closely, you could see like the legs you can kind of move. You could Yeah, you can see like the leg the legs probably move or drop down or some [ __ ] and you could shoot in there. It looks like there's a ball path behind that. But again, we don't know cuz Stern hasn't put out [ __ ] yet. So, but I mean that's pretty much all I'm seeing
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    from Yeah. Here, I'll put you back there. Put you back where you came from. That's pretty much all I'm seeing. But hey, man, I like it. I'm going to tell you right now, I like it a lot. I really like the shots and layout right here. If this is Elliot's second game, dude, you know what? I'm gonna go ahead and take my I don't You know what? Put my hat on. I put my hat on. I'mma take it off for you, sir. Then take my hat off for you. That is a [ __ ] great design right there, dude. Yo, that is a good That is a great [ __ ] design. [ __ ] good. That is a great design. I tip my hat off or I tip my hat. How you do? How Howdy, man. Remember like when when before like these feminists like killed chivalry,
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    which they did, bro. [ __ ] it. They did. Like modern feminism, bro. You killed chivalry. You killed it. Like, we can't open the door for you anymore. You think we're like, I can't open my own [ __ ] door. You know, but before all that, you come in the bar. How the ma'am? that the nice the nice southern gentleman in the corner would tip his hat to you. How a man. Oh, and then you would go to sit down and what did he do? He got up, right? He stood up cuz that was a real man. That was chivalry, [ __ ]
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    You want to know what happened? That's what happened to it. It's murdered. Modern feminism murdered it. So you t I tip your hat. So back in the day they tip a hat. I tip my hat to Elliot. Tip a hat to you. Yeah. Before Chivalry was murdered. I'm bringing it back. I tip it. Tip my hat to you. I take my hat off and slam it on the ground for you. This is a great design. I love it. I love it.
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    I think it's amazing. I can't wait to shoot it. Like I don't even see like I don't even care about the gameplay video that they're going to put out. Like you guys [ __ ] up. You get you [ __ ] up again, dude. You [ __ ] up. You got to get on top of this kind of [ __ ] bro. And have your pulse a little better. Like finger on the pulse. Like bro, why this the post is still on Reddit. Like I don't know. This is like thousands and thousands of dollars if not hundreds of thousands of dollars are at stake. upon the release of this game. Isn't that a big deal? Like should we shouldn't we like not be like like if something comes out on Reddit, shouldn't that just be like taken down right away? Like I'm just saying, dude. Like I'm glad it's here. Don't get me wrong, but on the other side of it, like if I'm an employee for Stern, I'm like, "Yo, dude, they this has been up on [ __ ] Reddit for two days. None of us saw this. Really? Nobody in the building saw this and got contacted one of those dorks on Reddit. One of those dorky mods that hates all of us. Hey, can you take down this post that's revealing our game which we haven't [ __ ] released yet? I'm sorry. Like yo, like how does that slip by you [ __ ] I'm like, dude, if I'm the head of a pinball company, I am on top of everything, bro. Everything. Anything that has my name and pinball in it, I am [ __ ] all over it. If I'm the head Well, this is if I'm the head of the the head guy of the [ __ ] thing, you know? Right now, I don't give a [ __ ] People could say all all the [ __ ] they want about me in pinball. I don't care. But if I'm the running the show, I want to make sure, dude, yo, you talk about my company, we're on top of it. You know what I'm saying?
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    It goes back to my last video when I said, "Yo, if you miss the flipper button, you're [ __ ] fired." I still mean that. If you miss the flipper button, you're fired. You understand me? Don't do it again. You're going to be fired. It's not allowed. You're not allowed to suck at pinball, dude. If I'm in charge,
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    if I'm in charge, you're not allowed to suck at pinball. Yo, dude. I'll tell you though, this design, man. I am excited about it. I am very excited about it. I'm so glad cuz the the John Wick design isn't bad. It's not great, but it's not bad. Like the middle ramp, the middle ramp is like the most satisfying shot, I think, in the whole game. But it's a dick to hit, you know? All the shots are kind of a dick to hit. And who knows, maybe this game might be a dick to shoot, too. I just like the wire forms. I think the wire forms are really intriguing. Like I love when you walk up to a game. Like that's the thing with Pokemon, right? You walk up to Pokemon and it's like you know where all the balls going already. You know what the [ __ ] is going on this one, that one, and the other. But this is like yo, it takes me like a little bit to look at it and figure out that oh that's going over there. This is going to happen over there. And because I don't have any [ __ ] video yet, I have to assume that the cannon is gonna fire it to that flat metal part. Like I'm just using my pinball instincts to put that those two things together. I'm pretty sure that's what's going to happen.
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    But I like it. I can't wait to shoot it. I think it's going to be great. Yeah, I think it's going to be great. You know, I mean, I can already see like an addal. I see an add ball in the middle for your multiball. I mean, that's going to be a tough shot though, dude. That's not a gimme. Usually shots for your out of ball and multiball are kind of like a gimme, you know? Like, think of Foo Fighters. It's your two standup targets on the left. You hit them twice, hit them once more for your outall. Uh what's X-Men? The [ __ ] uh lab captive ball, right? What's uh you know, what's another one? It's usually a mystery award is programmed to is coded to give you an out of ball on modern sterns, but that's a side shot from a side flipper, which to me it doesn't look like you could shoot it. It doesn't look to me like you can shoot it from the bottom flippers. So, if you want to add a ball, you're going to have to shoot that side shot. That's going to be a little tricky. To me, that looks like it's going to be a little tricky, but that's that's pretty much all I got with that one, guys. cuz I think I'm I'm pretty excited about this. I mean, I'm unfortunately I mean, that's kind of where we're at with this. We don't have anything else to go on. We got no video. What else are we going to do? We got no video. Guys, they left us high and dry again. They didn't get on top of it. Yo, at least this game
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    this game doesn't look like a a baby game like Pokemon does, you know? But they made Pokemon a dick. Pokemon in the in the bottom third is a dick. It's a dick.
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    Like Pokemon looks easy, but once you get the ball once you get the ball in the slings and all that [ __ ] dude, it's it's a [ __ ] But hey, you know what they did do? And I was me and everybody else was bitching about this right when the game came out because you couldn't control the ball save with your flippers, dude. It was driving us nuts, right? They changed that. Kudos. Where's my hat? I got to take my hat. pull my hat on again and take it off to you. Tip I tip a hat to you, Stern. There you go. Take my hat, Stern. Good job. Because what you guys did, you changed the code to let us move the ball save with the button. Kudos. Well done. I take my hat off to you. Good job. Good job, bro. Give us freedom. We need the freedom. Don't let the slings control it. In fact, I would I would argue you guys should go back and just do that to every other Stern game. Every Stern game that and I could there's one that was on in my mind and I I can't think of it right now that I'm bringing I'm talking about it. It was another one where you can't control the [ __ ] ball save with the uh with the slings or or with the flippers either. It's the slings. It might be John Wick. It might be John Wick. So, if you guys can do yourself a favor and go back and change that game code to make your make the player just make it all uniform. Make every every game with a ball save on the out lane. Just make it player player controlled. Just do yourself a favor and then that way the player is always has more freedom on every game where that's an that's an option. And then you don't have this thing, this world where you're in where it's like, oh well, some games do that and some games don't. That's kind of where we're at right now, you know? So, my big advice would be go back and change the game code to to make it so every one of those games that has a ball save on the out lane is player controlled. Dude, I like that. I love it. I love it. I [ __ ] love when I can control the the the outlane ball save because in Pokemon like now that you can control it with your flipper like there's times when I don't want to use it in my multiball cuz I got the green at a ball, right? So I don't want to use it and I don't want to use it in a multiball cuz I want to save that ball save for single ball play. And this is I'm I'm gonna pass this strategy on to you guys. Save your ball save, especially if you're in a tournament setting. Save your ball save for single ball and don't use it in your multiball because then it's like having extra ball cuz you're going to catch that sling out lane. Stern is getting really good at engineering the slings to feed the outlane. And [ __ ] you. No one is going to tell me any different because I've played hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds if not thousands of pinball machines. I could tell what you're doing over years and years and years now. It all started with [ __ ] Johnny Pneumonic. And this was a Gomez game. I'm pointing the finger at you, Gomez, cuz Gomez started this [ __ ] with the right the right sling to the left out lane. He's the one who started it. And it started with Johnny Pneumonic. That game feeds does that [ __ ] like crazy. And then fast break. It continued on the fast break. But at least on fast break they gave you and on Johnny pneumonic they also gave you the ball save on the left out lane, right? And and fast break you got the ball save on the left out lane too because it's going to hit right sling out lane. So these were the first two games where I was starting to see the right sling out lane. And then you could fast forward the clock to Deadpool, right? Let's go down. Let's go. Let's hop in our Delorean and go to 2017 to Deadpool. And what does that game do? Right. Sling the left out lane, right? It's world famous for doing that. So, what did they do? They put the ball save on the left out lane, right? Yeah. They've been get they've been engineering this for years and years and years and years and years to keep ball times low to get that ball right sling to left out lane is the most popular one. I see it. I see it. I almost see the ball before it's going to do it. Like I see it coming down. I'm like, "Nope, not not again." Because once you get burned a few times with that, you will know. And then you start not again. It's like somebody burns down your house and then you move and then they find you and burn down your house again. And then you move across town and they find you and burn down your house. So you move again and you're standing by the What are you going to do now? You're standing by the window like this. Oh, here he's coming. HERE HE COMES. NO, HE'S COMING WITH A CAN OF GAS AND MATCHES. NOT AGAIN. And you prevent it. You shove him out of the way, right? Or you do whatever you got to do to get get the arsonist away. Well, that's what I'm doing with the [ __ ] sling on Allen. I consider it like a guy who's going to burn down my house again. God damn it. Not again. That's that's the best advice I can give for when the ball is coming to the sling is just shove the game like that. Give it a nice shove on the lock bar. Just And you will see you will see you will see a major difference.
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    But yeah, Deadpool. And then look, it's getting even tighter. What was another Gomez? Bond. Look at Bond. How many times do you get the right sling, left out lane on Bond? Exactly. They know what they're doing. They're engineering this, bro. They probably spend like hours and hours, if not days, on that whitewood testing the sling to the outline to make sure that it's dialed in so it gets the perfect feed. Because like most players, they don't notice that kind of [ __ ] They just think they got unlucky. Oh, it caught the sling to the outline. But I guarantee they've been like, dude, more I sit here and talk to you guys about it and I think about it, they've been working on this [ __ ] for years and then they want me to think like it's in my own head like I'm [ __ ] crazy. Well, guess what? I'm crazy for other reasons other than you. You didn't do it. I was crazy before you came along.
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    What else do I have to say about this game? I'm excited. And with that, I'm gonna take it off the screen because we got nothing else to say, right? We got nothing else to say about it. There you go. Cancel. Let's get it off of there. There you go. Have a good day. Thank you. This is This is my other computer, which is my gaming computer. And on this computer, we have main. We also have DOSs. Look, here's MS DOSs. Remember MS DOSs? Like wonderful games like Battle Chess and Biomace and Blake Stone and Checkex Quest? Commander Keane. Remember Commander Keane? Wolf 3D Doom. Look at all the Look at all the Wolf 3D like mods there are. Look at this, dude. Look at Hitler's Secret Department. They made the second encounter. Wolfenstein, Wolf and Doom. There's so many, bro. And then we got NES. I got NES, Game Boy, Sega Master System, Game Gear, Super Nintendo, every game ever made essentially. Game Boy Advance, Genesis 32X, Sega CD, PlayStation, PlayStation 2, and the crown jewel, my VPX collection, Visual Pinball X 10.8, which is home to almost 900 pinball machines. 900 games you will never hear of. games. Like, look at this. Did you know that they made an Alice in Wonderland in 1948? Well, you're going to know now. Watch this. Check this out, folks. Tada! Alice in Wonderland, almost 80 years old. Look, you notice the flippers are like this. Well, here we'll play a quick game. Check it out. And I have it programmed to this controller. I'm like a mad scientist down here. Look at this.
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    It's a different time, man. Look at this. Oh, once it goes down there, you're [ __ ] man. It sucks. It [ __ ] sucks.
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    it's tough with the flippers over there. I don't know what to [ __ ] do, you know? Once it goes down there, I'm just like I just want to curse humanity. Like, I don't know what to [ __ ] do with myself, you know?
    51:43
    This game is from 1948. Look at the art. Look at the art on the side, guys. I [ __ ] love it.
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    Like, I don't understand how they could look at games like this and not think this is totally a game of skill. Like, look at this. Oh. And that's it, bro. Oh, I got my name in. Put my name up. W P G.
    52:22
    Oh yeah. Almost 900 games here. And every day I'm looking to get more and more and more. The only ones I don't like to have are like the really new Sterns, like post 2016 Sterns, because I like to go out and play those, you know, the actual physical game. But everything else, I mean, dude, here's uh let's see what we got. Lethal. You want to see Lethal Weapon 3? We got a few more minutes. Let's play some Lethal Weapon 3. Here we go. We got a few minutes.
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    [ __ ] love these games. These dies are the best, bro. Yeah, >> I got a bad
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    I see that last target, man. I can't get
    54:39
    I see that last target, man. I can't get it. [ __ ] Oh god. It's one more target right there. I'm going to get it. Yeah. Right into the tri ball. Woo. Come on, baby.
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    Yeah, I like the double. Yeah, I like
    55:03
    Yeah, I like the double. Yeah, I like the double. Oh no. I got my [ __ ] I nudged the one ball out and the other one went in. Yeah, there we go. Come on. Oh [ __ ]
    55:27
    Oh, I started a scene. >> What? Leo want Leo get
    55:31
    What? Leo want Leo get
    55:31
    What? Leo want Leo get >> I started a scene in the middle of all
    55:33
    I started a scene in the middle of all
    55:33
    I started a scene in the middle of all that. What the [ __ ] >> Oh, now we got the restart. Here we go.
    55:39
    Oh, now we got the restart. Here we go.
    55:39
    Oh, now we got the restart. Here we go. Come on. Restart. Restart it. [ __ ] Let's go. I'm getting this [ __ ] jackpot. Come on.
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    Yeah. >> Oh. Oh, [ __ ] See what we can do with this last ball. Come on.
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    Leo.
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    Leo. >> Leo gets super spins.
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    Yeah.
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    Yeah. >> Oh, Super Leo. Super Leo. Super Leo can
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    Oh, Super Leo. Super Leo. Super Leo can
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    Oh, Super Leo. Super Leo. Super Leo can relay multiball. I tried to backhand it. Oh, [ __ ]
    58:08
    [ __ ]
    58:08
    [ __ ] Super Leo. Light looping or bank heist? I'll take bank heist. It's 25 million. 30 million. It's more than I thought.
    58:27
    Okay. No. No. Yeah. Come on. Done yet. I'm a done yet. Oh, I need to get the kick back lit again. [ __ ] Here we go. >> Yeah.
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    See if we can get this. Oh [ __ ] I need the blue wire. There's the blue wire.
    59:24
    Here we go. Yellow wire. I see the red
    59:24
    Here we go. Yellow wire. I see the red wire. Come on. Oh god.
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    I got a bad reputation.
    59:34
    I got a bad reputation. Yeah, >> there it is. Oh [ __ ] Here we go. [ __ ] Come on.
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    [ __ ] Yeah. Get in there. Yes. I need one more to like the double >> victory.
    61:46
    Bro, make some better pinball music than this. I challenge you. I challenge you. Go ahead. I dare you try.
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    The music is too good, bro. I can't even focus. Woo!
    62:47
    Oh yeah, folks. What a great way to end this video. From me to you, that was fun.
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    Oh my god. So good. Got all these games on here, man. It's been amazing.
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    You guys take it easy. I'll be here dancing. Peace.