Ding dong ball. Sometimes you're ding dong. Guess the delivery ding dong. Delivery ding dong. What is he shooting for? Are you trying to get the multiball? My man. What? That doesn't count. I need a part of the job. What? Campbell has two multi balls lit and one of them isn't jammed, which is confusing. That was amazing! Oh my gosh! What the hell just happened? What the hell just happened? I'm... I don't know. He's having a... He's having a... He's having a... He's having a... Rector and vector and vector. Whoops. Oh, just strategically training balls. You messed that one up, Internet. War Machine. All right. The old dribble. The old dribble game. War Machine. Obviously you don't want to stay here. Because you have your choice. For me, that's where we're discussing because I have a hard time keeping track. You got it. Just wait. Your turn. Horror Machine. Horror Machine. So Nick has his cannon, literally. And I'm guessing that's about 8 to 12 million. I'm going to go higher than that. Really? No way. You've only got 33 million, you ding-dong. Check it. I'm trying. 18. Hey, okay, you're right. But by like, I think it's 6 million. Can lit. Two bell hits. Oh, is he doing belly? No. Oh, watch it. Nick's all about the butt. Ding-dong. What is that called? Molly posted a picture of an old pinball maneuver on this black and white magazine. This chick wearing a dress called gucci or something. Moving your body around is called gucci. That's a terrible name. Yeah. It's like this lady in this, like, 70s dress. Like, your butt's over here, your butt's over here, and then she's, like, picking her leg. Just like, no. How's it smell? I'm gonna get you, baby. Oh, ho, ho. M-m-m-mommy! I-chihuahua. I-chihuahua. Oh, boy. Uh... Yo. I've hit it. You've done that tonight. The flip too early spin trade. Oh, my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh! This is a... Hot mess. Gravity. Exhausting. I haven't got one Mokey Box in here. At all? Uh uh. Oh, come on. Because as soon as it comes to me trying to get my rants... To shoot it? The... For feeling it out, if you want me to do the whole Patrick Swinney ghost thing... To show you how to shoot. Do it! Oh, boy. We'd have to pull up that song. God, what is that song? I heard the time of my life. That's absolutely not it. I'm having a swazier, right? Yeah, that's not that part. I know everybody seems to do a bunch of stuff, but not me. I'm a ghost. Two times. Two X. Try it. No, it's something sexy. There we go. Three mil. Three mil a shot. Two X. Three and a half mil. Oh, no. Every time I try to think of it, I just think of, whoa. Oh, my love. Is that Elvis? My darling. That's Unshackled. I'm home, you're home, you're home. You're home, you're home. Roy Orbison? Yeah. Alone. Roy left Orbison orb. No. Orbison. . Roy left Orbison orb. Roy left orbit. That one. That one and you are so beautiful I hate this To me It freaking song Can you see Oh wow The old over explained 90%. We just drained this one. Yeah? Oh, yeah, this ball, too. Oh, that's right. It's a crappy. Oh, I wanted to power down it. It's a crappy one. Later, bro. Beating me. Look at this. Beating me. All right. Now I'm in this time of my life, and I never felt this way. Left, right, or left? I never felt this way. Yes, I swear. It's a twist. It's a twist. It's a twist. And I only ever think about you. You guys. Yo. Our video's gonna get muted because we're so pitch perfect Because we're so good Like we're so good at singing The ass caps Well you're an ass cap Oh excuse me Sir I don't know Ass cap says what You guys should re-blog this Re-blog I'll do whatever you want. Just send it to me. How do we find it? Is it MomFlip? I'm not MomFlip. Is it MomFlip? I'm not MomFlip says MomFlip. Hashtag, I'm not MomFlip. You're wearing a shirt that says MomFlip. You have a tattoo on your hand that says MomFlip. Wow, that's a great tattoo. MomFlip. MomFlip. Oh, there you go. 23 grade. Did you get the 30s? Uh oh. Oh. Boom. Christ on a cracker. Oh boy. Alright, what can we do? Crimp cracker. Crimp cracker. So, third ball, you want to look through, you want to see where you're sitting. One more lane for Jackpot. That ball. Flip, flip, flip up my head. You heard it from the mouth of babe. Sit where you're sitting. Mouth of babe. See where you're sit sitting. Yep, see where you're sitting. Oh boy. Jack, are you eating a little cheese dog? Don't eat where you, what? Have you eaten a little cheese dog? No. Don't eat where you...what? Have you heard of Teen Dog? Teen Dog? That would make great knuckle tattoos. Teen Dog? You better write that one in your book. With like a little paw print. Boop! Teen Dog knuckle tattoos. That's for JD. Or that's for a day of kiss. Teen Dog. What would make snuggle tattoos, babe? Tutorial. I already wrote it down. Tutorial? Do you like to eat? No. O-R-A-L. You have to hold your hands together to make one word. I know, but... T-U-T-E-T-E-T-E. Oral. Oral. A picture of an oriole. Two oral. O-R-A-L. What would mine be? It would be... Non-moss lift. Moms lift. Gross. Butt stuff, but with only one F. No. How about hand clap? Hand clap's good. How about poop town? Book beds? Yeah, book beds is taken. Is that Eric's? Yeah. Canuck. Oh no. That's good. Ear bones! Wait, hold on. Oh! What? You ready? Kill it. Look at that. I'm not going to get cocky. Here I am now. Ooh, close. Hold it. On the fly. Damn it. It's all good. Hold it. You do need to stop some of the on the fly stuff for sure. There you go. I just can't. I mean, I can. Oh, the album was lit. That gave you another one. You're beating my booty. Yeah, but you're getting ketchup. Yo. I'm from Chicago. I don't like ketchup. French fries? Are you kidding me? Oh, I guess they're french fries. Ketchup on pizza? Danger, danger. You won. Ugh. Put it in blood. Just write ass. That was on Parks and Rec. I think it's Nick space F. Or Nick space C. Aw. I beat Jack Danger. Did you let me win? No. I put Nick underscore C. Oh, cool. Was that your initials? I beat Jack Danger. And Spacey. But that's okay. Yeah, that's why we play with Space. You have War Machine. How much, how many did I get? I don't know. All of them? 48. Whoa, that's good. That was half your score That really good From a moe Whoa Oh geez that really good Oh that really good Alright uh let play one more What our Moe And then we get the hell outta here Play to win. Play to win? Like, true champions. Welcome back. Oh no. God, Jesus. Champions. Champions. You can have play to win. You can have sandwich. You want sandwich? Play to win, like... Kinda sounds like Gemnick. damn it. Play two in like this? Yeah, play two wins. I would die for you. You beat me, so that's me. You know, I really was feeling worm machine. TNT. Lucy Goosey. Yo, that ball. Yo, my ball was bad. You know what? I'm gonna play to win. Uh oh, we're all in the lead Peter Ben I'm gonna get 150 million points First ball And I'm gonna do it with TNT Oh my gosh, don't put Jack Baby in a corner Nice drop, bad doink You're going to break the curse. The coit. The coitus. You know what I mean. Good jab. Nice. Bad doink. Good ramp. That was an accidental ramp. That was an accidental doink. Nice catch. What is happening? Good shiver. I'm fighting the curse here, folks. Nick Campbell. You have a future as an ESPN pinball commentator. I'm working on it. That's the only future I have, folks. Good jam. With this haircut. Nice shake-em-up. The TNT curse. Solid doink. All right, he's almost in a jam, ladies and gentlemen. He's got a quick in lane. Back in the out lane. Ooh, careful. Good save. Careful. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a little dangerous. I was on it. You don't have to say. If you've got time to quilt, you have time to quilt. You have time to quilt. That's right. Winners never quilt and quilters never win. If you're tilting, you're quilting. Now, here's something we haven't seen with Hell's Bells. If you blast a ball past the bell and into the back behind the bell. Oh, no, I did that. You actually. Did you get in the lower place? She made it. I did it during practice run today. I did not see that. Literally first ball. So here's what we did. Then I'm sorry. Then you've seen it. Literally first ball. All right, Internet. Here we go. Pops to the drops. Internet. That was a dirty drop catch, but he recovered. Oh, boy. I got the residual TNT. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, you got that residual. There you go. There we go. Cannon to the bell. Coming in. Oh. The trust to the... Oh, man, I think I fucked up the whole machine. Oh! With TNT. Oh, my gosh, you did. You definitely did. Anything I do wrong is your fault from now on. We're all suffering some hotfoot magnet, actually, kids. Hotfoot magnet. Two more left. One more, and then he's on to jam. Don't start counting. Ding dong. There was another tilt, so that's two tilts. All right. I talked through your ball. I get it. No, I get it. No, that's fine. I'm not trying to be... No, that's fine. I'm not being a ding-dong. No, that's fine. It's a tilty twister. Dirty J, what's up, buddy? Thanks for coming, man. Yo! Crystal connection in the house. Gemnik. D-D-D-Dirty J. If it was Gemnik, there would be a K at the end. Or a C. No, but it's German. It's Jackass. Uh-oh. Yeah, Jack. You frustrated it. You son of a jackass. You can call me names. Burning worms. We burning swarmy. Yo, we're burning swarmy. Swarmages. Alright, folks. We're breaking the TMT curse tonight. Took that out. Breaking the TMT curse tomorrow. Tomorrow. You fuck. Donate to kids, you piece of dumb. All right. Look at the... Hold on, hold on. Look at these awesome scores. Straight birdie with the two mils. One ramp, folks. That's all we need. What was it? Quota mancha? Quota mancha. Quota mancha? Nick's running a clinic on us with his 299. Oh, no. Oh, here it is. Oh, he nails it. You know he uses this when he does the... Oh, I missed it. Missed that belly. Missed that bell. Missed everything. Missed everything. Got nothing. That was far. That's Nick making noise when he plays football. There's a pew. Pew. Pew. Oh I got nothing I more of a pew Whoa hold on Like that Pew. I only have 147 more million to go to stay true to my word. It's coming, folks. It's coming. 12. Oh, God. That's how we're ending? 12. I'm sorry, dude. I said one more game. I have 147 more million points to go. To keep your promise? Yeah. To keep your Jack promise? Pimp! Pimp! Pimp! Was that Pimp? Pimp! You were going... Garrison! Garrison! All right. Oh, man, he's got me. Okay. Garrison. You can delete! Garrison! Garrison. Ding dong. Garrison. Uh-oh. No. Jerry Garrison. Hot mom. Larry Gurgich. Did you say hot mom? Hot mom. Hot mom. Hot mom. Hot mom. All right, folks, I need 147 plus million. He needs a plunge to beat. I just want my jam multiball. Yo, get your jammies. I just want my jam. Yo, put your jammies on. Yo, this game's my jam. Grab that jam. Three jam references. That's cute. Go make it. Oh, Sprinkleduck. Spirit of the river! Spirit of the river! Spirit of the river! Is that like a sound on the Disneyland ride? That's a sound on World... White Water. That's white. That's white. That's white. We're hitting nothing, kids. White Water! That'll do, pig. Be-ba-da-ba-wee-ba-bo! Oh, you didn't get it either! Oh, no! Hold on, I got a lot of points to go here, folks. I'm gonna play a multiple. One multiple? I haven't played one. Alright, after the stream, we'll play a World Cup soccer ball. No, no, no. But ACDC is my jam. Literally. Oh, it's gotta be gone. Oh, shit! No! Does he do it? I lied. Does he do it? I lied to everybody. Oh, no! It's a win, folks! It is a doink fest. Mom flip. Who the hell? Listen, are you watching her when she's walking away? Right? That's her. Mom flip. That's Crystal. Mom flip Who is God what's a What's a question she'd have to answer I don't know I don't think you could do that I think that's only true in I think she's just kicked out Until she reveals her true identity You'd have to take a gamble You'd have to say She has to be it In order to prove it At all Mom flip Where's dad Yeah Where's dad flip That's a good question. That's a great question. Because I thought it was you. I ain't Dad Flip. Give me your phone, and then we'll see if Dad Flip shows up. You fucker. No, this is America. There are true speech references. I thought we were in Canada. Oh, yeah. Give me your phone. I got it all home. Do you have your phone on you? Yeah, it's right here. Oh, she left it. Oh, she's on her own. Oh, you sneaky. But. What, did Mom Flip do a thing? Yeah. She's blushing right now. From the bathroom. Oh, cute. She's blushing from the bathroom. Yo, let me see your smart watch. Are you texting on your Fitbit? Fitbit, I just saw something in the bathroom. Uh-oh. Happens a lot. Fitbit should have a thing where you check your alcohol intake. Oh, how many P's you have. It's like an unfit Fitbit. That's a... Unfitbit? That's a Fitbit. You might have to put that in. Can you reprogram it? Yeah. Unfitbit. Like, eh. I gotta pee in this watch. You've been walking around too much. Sit down. You gotta pee on your wrist a lot for that. Oh. Oh, this is why Jessica is my favorite person. I texted her, War Machine is my new jam! Oh my gosh. And she wrote, ACDC or Iron Man? Aw, that is cute. Who's this girl? Jessica, she's a little cute. She's going to come play. Swim, swam? Jwessica Swim Swim. Alright, internet. Hey, y'all have been great. Hold on, don't say anyone's great until I put the big camera up. Y'all have been great. Hey, you've all been great. Thanks for coming, folks. This has been ACDC Day 2. We've got all week to play this. Crystal's going to play some harmonica to send us on our way out. Thanks to Nick Campbell for being here. Thanks to Crystal Gimnick. Thanks for having me. I'm Jack Danger. I'm in love with all of you people. Mom Flip. He was talking about you all day. Mom Flip, I'm pissed. Love you, Mom. Send me a photo. Mom, love you. Jack wants a sexy photo of Mom Flip. I want a sexy photo of Mom Flip. Ew. Dude, no one said it's a female. Mom could be a nickname. That doesn't matter. It could mean male on male. That's what I'm saying. That is sexy. That's what I'm talking about. Goodbye, internet. Sleep tight. You all missed it. You all ready for this? Because you did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.