Thank you. Thank you. How does that sound? Sorry, your category is Time Geeks. Are you sure? Why would it be anything but just chatting? Me, etc. How you doing, buddy? It sounds awful, really? Zero Fire, how you doing? Are you free in telling me you got a Primus machine? Uh-huh. Yo, Wade, thank you for that tier one, baby. Ladies and gentlemen, flip us a button. Love you. Damn, let me get some love in Chayot. So no Primus. What the fuck are you talking about? The quality is fine. It just sounds bad. What the hell does that mean? Look at the colors on this game. Jay Swiss, thank you for the 13 months in a row. You're amazing. Jada with the 19 months in a row. Holy crap. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. This is number 66 of 100, ladies and gentlemen. This is a very limited game. They only made 100 of these. We have number 66. They couldn't have given us 69. Oh, no. That number was already taken, I'm sure. Frustrating. Let's crush some Primus PBR melons. Yeah, Zombie Yeti murdered this game with art. Do you own this? I don't own any pinball machines here at the studio. This apron, also signed by all the band members. That, like, the fact that this game doesn't, it doesn't make any sense that this game's here. This is a, this was a new in-box collector's piece that Stern dropped off here. SSBM, thank you for gifting that sub, Mardude. Love you, buddy. Mardude. Damn, it looks gorgeous. Isn't it pretty? I'm trying to make it... The apron card is autographed by the band. Yep. It's not even the apron card. It's the stickers on the metal apron. Now, I don't know if this game's level or not. Didn't check it. Didn't test it. Can you switch the code? Yes. Also love pinball machines. Yeah. Sick, right? Look at this game. So I tried to do direct capture of this DMD because in, you see right here? Look in this camera right here. See where my hand is pointing at? There's like a little DMD. It's like what you would see on a pager. I tried to direct capture it, and I got a signal out of it, but the DMD extender doesn't have the code to understand a spike-related DMD system. So it was all scrambled. Envil for two months in a row. Jado19, Jslips13, holy crap, y'all, love you. Ladies and gentlemen, hearts in chat, you're going nuts tonight. Let's go. I have a PBR, but put Primus code on it. That's awesome. Does it work? Did it work well? This is Stern? Yeah, it's Stern. We're going to have a good night tonight. Hello, Jackie boy. I hope you're well. Hey, what's up, Easy Street? Did you hear that? What? Why do you need direct capture of the score? counter well to like put in initials and shit like that put in initials pinball pinball art is cool yeah so what's interesting about the sound system on this is the speakers in the backbox they're aimed down and they shoot down and across the glass at you it's kind of weird so it's hard to it's hard to capture there is an audio jack out on the board but there is no option to mute the speakers when you stick your headphones in so I don't know there would have been an echo so anyway anywho stubby flippers Primus sucks I started designing a streaming layout for my YouTube channel today thanks for the inspiration, hell yeah so no death saving or Gavin will freak out this isn't Gavin's, this belongs this came from stern's factory all right mike the heavy gifting two subs baby mike coming in bro hot love you damn thank you mike let me get some hearts and chat from mike the heavy um i can't stress enough how much um this is sort of like an honor to have this and why we shouldn't have this at all okay um let me show you by making this camera at large this is a metal plaque this is a metal apron the game is signed by the band and this is number 66 out of 100 made period okay You get what I'm saying? Look at the plunger on this thing. Only 100 of these were made. We have number 66. It's got a plaque right here. So 66 under the apron. Signed by the band. Why is this here? Beautiful green armor. Oh my god. This game is gorgeous. what oh my god Primus uh why does everyone think Primus sucks no I love it I love it god is 20 months been away for a while welcome back my dude thank you so much ladies and gentlemen flip us on bus up I wanted 69 but I'm pretty sure someone bought that number immediately Level 2 complete Are you guys able to hear the speakers? I just need to know that I got that working right Welcome to this world, thank you for that 500 biddies Love you Yeah, I heard that, lit just listen to his drumming yeah why is it 66 and not 666 they only made a hundred of these how are you doing today jack how are the kids everything's great bud thanks for asking hope you're well too never heard of primus before seeing your twitter looked up on spotify i mean do you like the the intro music to south park that was primus going on down south park gonna have myself time uh when it's guns and roses coming out it that game came out decades ago man go check it out it's cool it's got a gun and a rose shooter the ramps are a g and an r it's pretty sick the game pisses me off though what are you drinking um whatever i had laying around just realized you changed my name oh excuse me did something to primus primus's tool for hillbilly Jack, this is off topic, but I picked up a monster basher and a gameplay tips and tricks. Oh, baby. Make sure you can line up bringing all the monsters into Frankenstein. Don't play Frankenstein by himself. Make sure you have a couple of monsters running before you start Frankenstein multiball for a maximum amount of points. For real, who's better? Primers and butthole surfers? I'm not allowed to answer that. How's the tattoo gun working for you? Haven't busted it out yet because I've been too freaking busy doing stuff. Internet. I had a phone call today about television, is all I'll say. Hell yes. There's a family mode on this. I turned it off. Anyway, good evening pinheads, welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball, it is Thursday, and we're going to be playing Primus. This is a very limited run game, they only made 100 of these, we were graciously gifted number 66 out of 100. The fact that they gave us anything is insane. Games are all hand signed. Of the model of this game, this one has the upgraded sound system in it, so it's just banging, banging, banging, banging. The green speckled armor on this is insane. The Dirty Donnie, just kidding, zombie yeti artwork is phenomenal. Dirty Donnie did the game before this, which was Pabst Blue Ribbon Can Crusher. And then before that was Wonelli. Oh, hey, oh, hey. But yeah, we're going to do our best to blow this up. Hopefully I got everything miked and camera'd. I did my best to direct capture everything but since this is a very unique system there's only so much you can do so let's get into it a modern game with reels I might have to put reels in my next game, Internet for those of you that didn't see it we essentially completed a Pokemon pinball machine layout yesterday and here's what I did for you, Internet I didn't do it for you here's what I did here's what I did, period I opened Photoshop I made it full screen I hid all of my streaming nonsense so I'm just capturing Photoshop I made a bright red ball and then I explained by moving the ball around in Photoshop I recorded playing the entire game in Photoshop showing how things move going like that and then I sent it on its way somewhere Are you guys hearing that music? Omega Grow, thank you for the five months in a row. you're amazing ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts. Just going to send it. I hope I get it. Yeah, send it. Let's go, baby. You can hear it? Can you hear it good? It's quiet right now. You don't get to pick your song up front, no. This came out in 2018, I believe. Dad slipped no love me anymore. Sorry, chat's moving really quick if I'm missing your question. Uh, flipper snapper here. Uh, Stuby, thanks for the bits. I make a pro love you. Now here's what's cool. Jay Swizz with the 1,000 bits, bro. Holy F, dude. Thank you so much. It's Tracy. Tracy who? Jerry was a risker driver um thank you for the 1000 bits folks let me get some hearts in chat here's what's cool about the uh wait what was I gonna say why would you change your name to from outer spacey tracy that was amazing I mean I'm sure this is cool too Cletus thanks for the 100 bays. Okay, how does this sound, by the way? Does it sound good? I'm trying to figure out how to mic this game because the music travels along the blast, which is really strange. Sounds pretty good to me. Hell yeah. Okay, cool. So we're going to blow this up. Let me explain this game really quick. God damn, the chat is moving so quick today. So, there is a short plunge into a skill shot right here, which is this. These four pop bumpers are working pop bumpers. This right here is called a dead bumper. It is a pop bumper without the firing ring. So you just get the apron for points, but there is no... You know what I'm saying? Turn it up. We'll just fucking crank it. louder is better you don't have to give me any reasons Tracy I was just talking with you but I'm gonna I'm gonna have to do my best to remember that that's you When it's Primus, better is louder, louder is better. Oh, what I meant to say was, what's cool about this is, like, on any other game ever in the world, Jesus, Jace, I love you so much. Thank you for the bits, dude. 500 bits. Oh, my God. Jace, thank you for the 500 bits. Um Oh Uh Okay Unlike other music pinball machines Jeez my brain is just crambled right now Unlike other music pinball machines When you drain this ball The jam doesn't stop Okay Which is fucking amazing So if you're in the middle of it And it's like yeah I'm feeling it and then you drain, it doesn't kill it and start over again. It keeps it rolling. Scooby, what's up? Chat is going so fast. All right, so let's go for the skill shot. No. 13 songs. Oh, shit, we just missed it. Okay, let me explain what we're looking at here. Okay. You have... Hold on, come here. Two little, very early pinball flippers. The old ones that literally say flipper on them. Okay. This game has an exit right here. So if the ball can fall in here, it will fall in, and it will get back into the shooter lane for you to try your skill shot again. Okay. You have, I forget what these are called. I think they're called bullseye targets. So unlike standard touch targets, these have an outer ring and then an inner post. Okay? So if you hit the outer ring, you get five points. If you can hit the inner post, which hits everything, you get 50 points. All right? But if it's lit, you get 200. Okay? Your goal is to collect all these and all these top lanes, and they coordinate with each of these pop-upers. and you collect the value of all this stuff by shooting into this saucer here. It's pretty cool. So let's figure out where these shots are quick. So you see these are only giving garbage points right now. Let's see where this kicks the ball. Kicks it into the pops. Nice, we get a freebie there. See? The jam just keeps going. Okay, let's get the top lanes here. So you see how our two top pop bumpers are lit? So now they're giving $10 a pop instead of $1. Okay. Now, if we can get... It also... The top lanes also coordinate with rollovers. So you see how we have these two lit? Those are lit for $10 a pop. Oh, yeah, there you go. The dream is to get all four lit and then put it into that little saucer up top. Okay. Hey, Deadflip, love hearing slapping. I don't get to choose the song. Really compelling. So the game is meant to be simple, very beginner-friendly. There's, you know, sexy art, awesome music, and it's not over complicated. Alright, we got three of the four. Now this is set to five ball also, traditional old pinball five ball. Look at that, freebie. So we can go for the skill chat which is 200 points so we can try to finish our four top lanes up top. So let's try to finish the fort. Shit. The second you hit something below the top area, then the skill check turns off. I stripped that out like an idiot. The flippers are tiny? Oh, they're so tiny. Here, look. Here's a standard flipper next to the little baby flipper. flipper. It says standard flipper next to the baby flipper right there. Mucho smaller. Oh, get up there. Get up there. Get up there. All right, we should start collecting. Are Are you able to see the... Be involved. You're able to see the score and all that? Okay, let's see if we can backhand. Okay, you can definitely backhand that. We just got to find it. I've heard you can swap out some... Uh, yes. What are the lyrics? Yes. There we go. Watch this dollar amount. Bam, bam, bam. Give me the money. Give me that green. Oh. Oh, saved by the posts. Now, Logan Arcade did something really cool to this game ages ago that blew my mind. They took these two posts out, put in lightning flippers that extend all the way down to where these posts block, And then traded the ball out for a ceramic powerball, and the game played insanely different. Have you shown the custom shooter out? I did, yeah. What the hell is it? It's insane looking. Alright, we're going to have to get the hang of this here, because I've got to find the shot to let it bounce. I've lost so many tournaments to this model of game, like a finals being played on a PBR can crusher or something. Because you can be good, but man, this takes a little bit of the control out of your hands with these little flippers. I'm jealous. Such a great There we got all four. So, Wonko, what's your highest score on this game, my dude? I feel like we're about to do big things here. How do you restart an EM machine? Same way you restart any machine. All right, see if we can get that two-hundred. Here we go. Nope. Let it out. Oh, get in there. Oh. Oh. Oh, ass. I thought we were going to get a little ricochet there. Yeah, you don't get to choose the song, but, you know, just play. You cheesed it. You cheesed it there, buddy. That was ball four. Do not play it often, just over 4K. That's it. Okay, there we go. Sorry. The ball didn't drain right. I wonder if we haven't left a little piece of something down there. Shit. A four up collect. Ooh, this is going to be good. Give it a loose. So the best way to really win in this game is hitting the 200s. When you collect with the four up, you have to do it all over again. So typically it's not smart to collect more than just the three of them up top. There is a tilt bop. There's a tilt bop. Oh, damn. The sound effects. Hail sound number one. Hey, champ, you got the high score. Use the little buttons to enter your initials on the little display down by your left hand. It's so good, dude. It's so tiny. It's so tiny. Yo, John D., thank you for the freaking Prime, buddy. Love you. Ladies and gentlemen, let me get some... Real knocker, by the way. How about playing a three-ball game? Okay. We can go three ball Adjustments Standard Let me change it to three Free game limit Extra ball limit There's extra balls in this game? Balls per game Three There you go What do you think drew you to pinball? Balls? Pinball. Pinball. Pinball. He gives all damn balls. The only thing keeping this one, it's like indefinite loan. This will be here forever. So you'll see this more often. Get up there. Get up in there. Get up in there. Get up in there. Don't go through this thing one, you dill. Dude, this slapping the bass. Oh, my God. Yo, J Slizz with the video, Mark. Dude. J Slizz, thank you, my man. Love you, buddy. Thank you, J Slizz. Love you. This game is, uh, no, this game's an anomaly. This game was based on machines before the seven-shot rule. the seven shot rule of, and it's not a rule for fun, it's a seven shot rule for, spoiled people that demand, more for the money, come on baby, because like again, freaking Bram Stoker's Dracula, is like a four shot game, This game could be brutal but strangely addicting. I agree. I love these, like, just walk up and jam on a game. These fucking asses. A full-size machine Primus theme would have been sick. This is a full-size machine. Nothing about this is anything less than a full pinball theme. It's just, it's era specific. Here they come. Cockadoodle. I'm a bottle throw in my head. I like it for some reason. I like CNA and throwback classes. Oh, yeah. All right, so we moved this to three ball. I'm wondering if we should have kept it at five ball. I can't shoot the freaking saucer to save my life. Right here. Damn it. Gee, damn it. Oh, that'll work. Say baby don't. Slap yourself, though. Also, the ball Kevin put in here is the dirtiest ball I've ever seen in him all. Just try being rusted. Five balls better. I agree. We'll put up nicer scores. I might put it back to five ball. Woo, doggies. Woo, doggies. Woo, doggies. Did you see the Kobe dribble, Internet? Kobe dribble. clap it and clip it internet yeah we're good look at that boy what a color I'm putting this back to 5 balls like this whoo whoo whoo whoo where are you going city boy Say, baby, don't you want to lay down with me? Here they come. Cilantro. Thank you for the three months in a row, buddy. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. I've never seen the dribble. Yo, I just... I just Kobe'd that. You farting-ass hole. Oh, we get to do it again. Too many... I love that it doesn't kill the song. The skill set in this game is gnarly hard, dude. It's worth so many points, though. Oh, there's a freebie. Ooh, let's get it again. How long do these songs last? Yes. The entire game. You get one song for the entire game. Oh, get around. You shart, you master. Better luck getting this skill shot by full plunging? Oh. Alright, let's see. That didn't work. Nope, I'm getting a full yellow. Good timing on game in the last three minutes. Okay, so we actually don't want that last shot so that everything can stay lit. Now you're working it. We don't want that. Because if we collect it in the saucer, then everything blacks out and you go back to square one. What's the tilt sound like? Oh, yeah. Easy 200 there. Is this one player? No, it's actually four player. You only get one reel, but there's a small DMV right here. Look at the size of it, though. This is my finger. Look at my fingernail. Actually got his start in pinball helping design Opposed to the metapinball, it's true What a trippy thing You guys want to hear a tilt? If I got, uh If I crap, if this ball's crap Then I'll do it. Trying to smash that 4K. This is only our second game, though. A five ball, anyway. Wow. Alright, let's hear it dark. It's kind of ominous and creepy. Coercion AdWords came as a totally random theme. Yeah, right? Wind Chimes? Yeah, it's so creepy. The Horror Kid. Thank you for an entire year, our dude, you're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, Clippers and Butts Up. Hockey went under the Clippers. Sorry, Donate Kids. Yo, James, you're going off tonight, bro. Oh, J-Squiz, thank you so much, bud. Holy S. With the five gifted folks. Let me get some arts and shit, please. Damn, J-Squiz, honestly, thank you, buddy. Are we at 1K yet? I don't know what we're at. Oh. Wait. Oh, mother. I gotta refresh. We are at 970. 970. Oh, get it. Okay. Hey, I'm working. Wait, ball four already? Yo, I'm drinking. We're starting over. Hold on. We're starting over. This is garbage. I wish I could have the name Reena. Just get it, though. Get the finger on it. Almost got it again. It's taken, but you get it. Just get it for it. I love the sound effects. They're fun on this game. That wasn't good for five points? Okay. We're going to hit this 200. Damn it. Come on, baby. Get up there. Yeah, okay. I'm going to just get it. Yeah, go get it, dummy. Forehead. Oh, snap. Primus time. What's up, Radical? Oh, too early. Hey, that was good for five. That wasn't... I don't know how to shoot that fucking saucer, dude. Get up there. Saucer time. No. I just got to get good at finding that damn shot. Oh! Oh! Internet, I hope you all are having a great night's night. What a good Thursday it's been, folks. I pitched a pinball machine. I had a phone conversation about the future of Jack Danger, essentially, as far as the television celebrity is concerned. And also a quick little meeting about the future of Deadflip and the cool shit we're going to be doing there. Would you guys be opposed to having, like, what kind of sponsor wouldn't make sense or would make sense for Deadflip? What kind of sponsorship do you think would make sense? Start over. Balls energy, true. No, we're talking like real money big corporations. Handball? White ball would be hilarious. Monster and Chief Hew, Chief Hew, no. Good fuel? So, these, they only made a hundred of these, and they were kind enough to give me one, which is great. Corn Hub, well, you get it. It's the, it's Corn Hub. Where you find all your great corn-related sexual encounters. Don't get sponsored by HomePaint. Checking here. Sponsored by FacePaint. You know, because I'm a restart-a-holic, you're going to hear plenty of songs, by the way. This game was brand new out of the box, Owl. Like, why did they give it to me? I here to watch What Oh Yea Welcome to the I on the beat You fucker Woo Here I go now It taste too good It a hell of a ride And I just getting my act together I'm on the beat You know radical things are 300 bits, bud Freaking love you, I love it Thanks for the video Easy 200? Nope Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy It blinked Which means it gave me the prize I'm gonna keep asking wait Serena what you doing a group game tomorrow what's that is it like sex thing gotta play this machine at Pemburg it's very nudge heavy all these games are uh because of the posts by the flippers they sort of act like another flipper for you Molly holy ass bro thank you for the five gifted ladies and gentlemen and I get to party chat for Molly Hatchett! Love you, broge. Ambrosia. We're at 975, ladies and gentlemen. 975. That's sexy. This is my first Prime song I ever heard. My name is Mutt, yeah. Ooh, there it is. My name is Mutt. Okay, of the games that live by this style, okay, what is your favorite? Because I think this might be my favorite. I think this might be my favorite. It just has the art, everything, man. It's vibing so, so freaking good. Stern gave me a couple of these RGB LED rollovers. Radical, Jesus Christ. Radical with the five gifted as well, folks. Hearts in lay chat room. Radical, thank you so much. You're no longer Radical Plants. I love you, buddy. Holy F. Thank you, Marjudle Doodle. This is ball game. Okay, we're doing okay. We're doing okay. Primary shows are really the best. Hey, man, I found you through sequester. You were great, by the way. Yo, Meemers. Thank you, buddy. I had a great time. Hopefully, they'll have me back. Hopefully, they'll have me back. I was robbed indeed. I was conspired against accidentally. although the room two stuff was kind of bullshit with me and granny hey you're alive what's up finn well kind of i'm i'm carrying him on stand so yeah that's fair that's fair i get it listen i'm the reason the man was like just put it out there i'm the reason he won so you know there it is this is so stripped out hell yeah Biggily-diggily-da, biggily-diggily-da. Dude, Radical and Molly, thank you both for the five-gifter. That's insane. Look at that ball go. Look at that ball go. Ooh, there's two hundo. Okay, we need to figure out how to get some bigger points. We could farm the twos. I love how they're all part of Wonka's tour. Sorry. Yeah, whoa! Oh, okay. Oh! Do-da-da-da-da. Do-da-da-da-da. Can I... I can't trap... I'm just trying to trap up three chat. They all look like Mike T... Oh, yeah. Mike TV. True. The saline seems cheese, though. As a primus fan, I cannot... I cannot thank you enough. Hell, yeah. Those glasses? Yep, absolutely. The drum triplets are orgasmic. I'm feeling it. Diggily diggily doo. Diggily diggily doo. Diddly diddly dum. Diddly diddly doo. Oh, get in that yeller. No, you... You thumb bitch. Okay. The wiggle. The freaking wiggle. Yo. Clip it. Molly, thanks for the freaking gift of sub, buddy. We're getting some insane saves on this damn game tonight. The wiggle. These are just rubber posts. That's all they are. And regular swing shots. These are just rubbers with a switch behind them. Was that too much? Right down the old biker. Okay, so this is ball three. We do not have enough points yet. Did you mean to change the hand cam back to hands? Uh, I guess I could. I don't know that it matters. We'll go white on it. We almost had it and it bounced out. Full plunge and nudge? I mean, that's kind of where it's at then, huh? Oh! 6,000? Good. I mean, a way to cheese the score in this game would be to just farm out the 200 shots, the 200 targets, all day, and literally hit nothing else. Man. Pickety-pickety-pick. Pickety-pickety-pick. Yo, what's up, P-Studio? How you doing, buddy? We got this baby illuminated. Ooh, Billy, Billy, Billy. My name is Bunce. Now you're working it. Hot niggity. Hey, you hot dog, you got the high score. Use them foot buttons to enter your initials on the little display down by your left hand. I think you need to drink more. True. We have number 66 out of 100. Boo! Boo this man! Boo this man! Boo! Boo! Boo! Yo, come on game. Really? Alright baby, come on. Did you see that? A little bouncy? There's 7100 on Amazon. So, I believe this game was, um, Like Primus had them made, but it was up to Primus to sell them. I think that's what the deal was. I think it was up to Primus to sell them. So, like, Stern didn't choose the price. This was all on Primus to sell these. There is only one model, if I'm not mistaken. So, I don't know. We almost got skedonked again there. Okay, come on down. Get up there. Get up there, boy. Got it. Good to see you, though, bud. Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy. Are you... Is the... I'm fucking sleeping in this game? You're running version 1.03. Is there another version? Is this shit blinking with the music? Oh, dang, where'd you get this? Oh, you mean number 66 of 100? Uh, this is a gift from Uncle Gary. This was new in box. In fact, here's how new in box it was. What am I stepping? Bullet bourbon ten year internet. This is older than most of my viewers. Wait. Ask me about what? Well, just... Radical things with a hundred bullets. Hannibal? I'm 33! You can't be here on the 313th? Well... The table if you've ever played it? What, Primus? This literally came this morning. Uh, no, scratch that, like three hours ago. Get some fangir action going. Get some fangir action going. You fucking ass. Why is it being such a creep? I'm 14. Thanks, Dad. I'm frigging 61. Just rubbing it in. It's the R.W. Thank you for the four months, buddy. Love you. Hey, listen. We had a world champion who was, how old was he at the time, 13, 16, I can't remember, 15, how old was he when he won? Prime of Shucks did. What a great inside joke marketing campaign, you know? to flush out the real fans. Primus sucks. No, they don't. They're actually really talented band. I mean, have you heard the... Here come... You fucking gotta be kidding me. Where is this... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You know what? Screw it. We're just not going to... To be fair to an extremely limited game, we're not going to mess with it. We're going to leave it... You're really a bastard, you know that? We're going to... Whoa. Did you see this flip by itself? Wait, did the flippers just move? There's only one ball installed in this game, by the way. What? You bought... Oh, sorry. Free money. I don't... Oh, that was a big move. I even moved the cameras. Oh, are we touching it? Sorry. The game's touching the cameras. Sorry about that. I gotta move the cameras back a little bit. When streaming pinball, Nothing can be touching the game. Just a little. I love these little side nudges you can give the game. For the little post setter right there. All right, we should be good. A little now. Look at that ball go. Get up there. Get up there. Interactive motion pinball I can feel the nudging It's like I'm really there Thank God the boys Well, you're sucking That was amazing. What ball is this, Carl? Ah, you're second. Thank God the boy is not alone. Was that the two hundo? Maybe. That was five. That was eight. I cannot find that saucer, bruh. You cock-a-doodle-doo. You don't suck the pin-ducks. What? Thank God the boys. Golly, the game is insane. Music is insane. Everything so you need to tell ya. Come on, baby. Okay. Okay. We got the back end right here. Here, it's a little later. It's a little later. These little flippers are hard to get used to. Keep it alive, the end of the song is amazing. Don't worry, we got one more ball. Oh. Keep it alive, this song's so big he's like... Uh oh. I had pickles for eyes. Is that what he's saying? get in yeah Σ in If I'm jamming, that means I'm a Primus fan now? Yeah, buddy. That went all the way up. Came back down. Way to go there, pal. Hey, champ, you got the high score. Use the poker buttons to enter your initials on the room displayed down by your left hand. Ha-ha. We were born Primus fans. This takes time to realize. There's no gatekeeping in Primus fandom for real. It's a friend's jukebox. You catch the ball and tape button down. Nice. Flip that thing. Fire up, buddy! Either you think Primer sucks Or you think Primer doesn't suck If you never did win, don't check your fine Letting everything come in last Goin' home We'll see you next time. Come on, baby. Man, I'm in this game. What? Yo, what the fuck? You're navigating to my computer screen. Hold on. Penn Stadium gifted 20 subs. Bro. Penn Stadium. That might have put us at 1,000 subs. Just now. We just hit 1,000 subscribers. Spin Stadium, thank you for pushing us over a number I never thought we'd ever hit in our life. Holy crap, bud. Second time you've been here? Let's go. I love it. We're at 1,004. I'm into it. Thank you. Holy shit. hearts and chat please for Penn Stadium and everyone else that helped me get here this is insane, thank you what a jam to be jamming on while it's happening Molly Giffen, that's up to C&K Mardude ladies and gents, International Pinball Association the thirst trap ladies and gentlemen we need three more points Damn. Yo, thank you all so freaking much. Insane. I love that little post. Dr. Herman was seven months in the road. Thank you. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, Flippers and Bustard. Cheers, Richard. Forever. Got to remember hearing this while playing. Yeah. Tony Hawk Pro Skater, bro. I don't know. Shit. Oh, oh! No! Still staying for a day. Oh, my God. Yo, Internet. Cheers to you Cheers to you Dude, this song slaps, actually Wet kisser to y'all That's ball one Hell yeah We're into ball two now But hoo-wee Goo-wee One paper ball Take it We got a sticky Please fall back in there though If it's thick We're going to find this radical Thank you for the one 100 bits. Is that new rubber feels? Dude. Is that new put? That's where it is. Dang, that's money. That's what you want. Keep just three going. That cans for days. I don't want that fourth one. Bullets. Ooh. Radical with 100. Booty! Frickin' y'all have gone nuts. This is the trick, y'all. No! There is no bonus for this game, by the way. What's up, Truth? Music got me all juiced. Dude, I'm feeling it. Rolling this game over would take an eternity. Even if every shot was just 200s, how many 200 shots would it take to get to 9999? I can't do that math in my head. 500. Okay, wow. Money! Holy sh... Sometimes this game just saves you and you are not expecting it. Like that. I went under the flipper. We're moving into ball four. Come on, can you not F me, bro? I can't hit that. Gill shots to save my life. This is it. This is where we go to 7,000. 7K on the way. 7K by Chris. It's gonna take until Christmas. OOOOH! I didn't know that it spotted a lane for ya. That kinda screws up my plans there, doesn't it? You don't get to screw me. Dog wheel hunt. Don't do nothing. Replay. I don't know if this one has big ground beaver in it. Can anyone confirm? I'd like to put the ball back up top. Did I hit it? Ooh! Three points. Up top. Here we go. You mother... This game... We've got Skaroo. We're on two warnings. This game is full of saves. Please tell me y'all are clipping these things, okay? Radical, thanks for the $150, dude. Hey, old hot dog, you got the high score. Use them flip buttons to enter your initials on the blue display down by your left hand. How many songs are on this dumb bitch? Wow. Sure, what month is it? Right? Pirate martyred. Adios, pal. Competition mode. No, thanks. They're all going to Discord. Thank you. Martyred. Does it have a left flipper? I do. Nope. Okay. Yeah, I'll have another one put up to YouTube soon. The problem is, like, I never know if I want it to be all funny or if I want it to be, like, good gameplay. Because, listen, good gameplay is, like, a standard here now. So if you see something that's cool, you're like, yeah, I get it. Right? I get it. You see someone else do it, you're like, I'm shitting my pants. It's the most amazing. You see here, you're like, yeah, that's fine. It's Jack. Who cares? So glad I could catch this live before VOD audio gets neutered. True. Here they come. Hey, Jack is the open ball. I tried to avoid this. I wanted a new song. How do I... I'm going to see if there's an adjustment you can make to the game. So the difficulty is set to sweet. I don't know what that means. Vuck collects potlumbers. Top links carry over. Upgrade. Okay. Family mode off. trough power I'm just trying to see if we can set it to like song select this is not a homebrew this is a we have one of the 100 made Primus pinball machines this is number 66 out of 100 wait that was a way of cheating it huh We could cheat it. I love the child conversation. There you go. Let's get it. Yee-haw. Thank you, chump. Can I sell my folk together at the machine? If I could, I would. Ding-dong-dang. Ding-a-da-ding-dang-dong. Insert Primus accent. Ooh. Primus accent intensifies. Dude, trying to understand the angle of these little baby flips is a nightmare. What's your favorite thing about being a handsome CEO? Well, I got to say, it's all the money I got. That I spend on sushi and Lamborghinis every night Because damn pinball is flying off the shelf. Oh, man. Yeehaw. Okay, we're doing a full plunge. Here it comes. Didn't work. Now you're working it. Now you're working it. Go out! No! No way! Oh! Oh! Oh! This game's just nutty saves all day. You can install chimes in this machine. Well, shit. Does Stern make chimes? I love that they remade, um, reels just for this just for this game. Okay, that save was pretty stupid too. I told him code was up to 1.03. Yeah, this is the newest code, trust me. We good there. Who coded this, by the way? I kind of want to see behind the back glass another time. There's a lot going on back there. A surprising amount is going on behind, inside the backbox, not necessarily inside the cabinet. It's sort of like in the cabinet, not the plate building itself. Yeah, whoa! You should have a tie-dye onesie playing this. Shit, I took them home to wash them. I never watched them, but they are at home. They are at home. Darn. That was months ago. You know what? Rina. You know what? X Rina. X Games Rina. Rina, you should put an X at the end of your name, too. It just makes sense, you know? Bring the cosplay back. You mean real Deadflip? What happened to blackout Deadflip onesie wearing... What happened to our onesie wearing blackout until he's pitting himself to Jack Danger, you know? You changed, man. You changed, mate. Eatin' dogs. Remember when you wore a cape? I still have that damn cape. Was it Batman cape or Dracula cape? It looks like the name RENACS, which you probably don't want. I am RENACS from RENACS. and renex of renex oh this thing doesn't smell good either how the hell am i just learning there's a goddamn promise pinball machine because there's only 100 of them made and we have number 66 out of 100 So if you found one of these on location, good gravy. Someone generous enough to let you play on it. This was brand new in box, by the way, Internet. Gavin even peeled off the plastic off the placard. I didn't want him to. This game came out in 2018. Late 2018. The birthday of this one is December 2018. They're just the weirdest people. That's awesome, Drew. Big money. Pudding time. Yeah, we're all. Get around Damn Hey let find the ones he done already It's so much later than that, Jackie. We're good. Be, Goosey, uh, Peavy, uh... To say work doesn't go into the art and the music and the programming and all that stuff is kind of ridiculous. But yes, this is part of a model of game that they use. This is the best of the three? 100%. 100%. You get in there, ass. Yep, all right. Yep, all right. Now there you go. And this game actually has the upgraded sound system, which the other two do not. I don't think PBR has the upgraded sound system, does it? Because what's the band that's on there, Red Fang? the entire soundtrack of PBR Cancrusher is Red Fang yo king of games what's up my dude thanks for the freaking rain buddy it's like the king of cartoons but way cooler whoa okay I'll take it I'll take it stop oh too much too much This game's going to make me talk with a draw all night. Draw all night. Sorry. Hello, buddy. How you doing, King of Games? The third even. Royal and regal. Get your ass in there. Come on. Yeah, the key is not the 200-point lane. The key is everything that's 200 points. Literally nothing else is worth your time. Like this saucer right here. 200 points, plus you collect the pop-up for something. It's huge. But only when it's lit. Game of the Whiskey giving you an extra. Oh, hello, buddy. I got to kind of be nice to this game, though, because it is a very limited piece of machinery, so I'm not going to be dragging this thing around the room too much. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Okay, okay. Oh, get in there. Flip that fanger. Flip that fanger. Okay, okay. What do you mean collect the pop bumpers? Is this saucer in all the pop bumper valleys that they're lit? Yeah. Not good. Whew. The things you can do in this game, though, are just bananas. Bananas is good. I'm breathing. But is the magnet moving the ball in some places? Nope. There is zero magnets in this game. Not even one. Not even one. I bet it has a Sgt. Baker in there. Fresh AF rubbers and lots of nudging. Aim into that. Dude, fresh rubbers, bro. Look at that. Fresh. Oh, they just bounce for days. But you're watching me put the first games on a brand new pinball machine. Whoa, whoa, right down the middle there, boy. So a cool mod that the local bar here did once, which made the gameplay just insane, was they took out these posts, put lightning flippers in here, which are flippers that are shorter than regular flippers still, but they're longer than these. So they filled in this gap, and they replaced the metal ball with a ceramic ball. Made the game play insane. What's with the cape? What's with the name? Huh? Pinballs with a Z? Trying to be cool? How you doing, bud? Get in there. I'm Doctor Strange. Forehead. Oh, my God. Ooh, there it is. I'm using my wizardly talents to get the high scores. It's the standard issue CEO of pinball tape. Come on. You would know this if you were CEO of pinball. Pinball hero we don't deserve Or want Jack invented pinball He set it on the internet He made it Pinball Upsleaze did you see that video dude Hint, there's a digi-display in the game. I hope you're not trying to give me the hint that there is a digital display in the game. Jay Swizz, thank you for the 500 bits. Never you. Oh, let me test. Did I just get 3,000 points doinking around? No. That's our high score. I love the look of the fence, right? It's gorgeous. The artists that did this also did Deadpool, also did Ghostbusters, also did Iron Maiden, also did other things. Ten years right from the bottom, no time for glasses. Uh, they didn't have glass 10 years ago, Internet. You're supposed to drink it the way you're supposed to drink it, okay? Straight from the Focal. That better have given me two. Oh, jeez. I want to play this like the Logan had it set up. Hell yeah, it is. I mean, they're using a can crusher, which is widely available. We'll never mess with this game. It's too limited a number. That was the shot. Oh my god, that was the shot. Holy shit, we got all four pop-upers. And the 200's late. Oh, if we can nail this shot, internet. Imagine if we missed that. Oh wait, we did. That's a hard shot to find. You farting ass turd. A reskin would simply be slapping art. It's full custom art. Fallout music. I don't know. I don't like the term reskin unless it's like literally just changing the art on a game. That some people like to do with their old black knights. Come on, baby. Ooh! Look at that. Let it ride. Ho, ho! Get up in the freaking hole, dog. Too many puppies. Too many puppies. Can you go in the effing hole, bro? Bro. New Lou So many puppies With guns in their hands So many puppies In foreign lands So many puppies With guns in their hands How many puppies is too many? How many puppies are you trying to shoot right now, dog? I don't know if I thank you for that 500, but thank you. Rubber, dub, dub, dub, dub, dub, dub, dub, dub, dub, dub. Yeah, brother. Yeah, brother. God, these rubbers are so new. Here they come. Garrett, what's up? What's up? What do the top lanes give you, points-wise? Oh, left or right. Oh my god. I thought someone grabbed my tape. It was this fucking box. It caught my tape. I just had a silent heart attack and also pooped my pants. It just felt like a little kid going like this. Too many puppies. I've talked to him. Too many puppies. I take too much. Yep, you're kind of, you're slurping it up there, buddy. Too many puppies. Too many puppies. Too many puppies. Too many puppies. Top lanes are 10, got it. So really all the money is just from the two hundo shots. 200 shots and a saucer collect. Four ball. I mean, essentially. Alright, let's get all the money right now. Yeah, thanks for giving me five points. I love that the points come in, like, they accumulate. I'm going to unplug this game. This is our high-scoring song, Internet. Songs are random. Yes. Roll them reels That'd be nice I'm spinning them, I'm spinning them You couldn't have just fallen in there, huh? Yeah, get it. This song. So good, right? Yeah. Primus pinball sucks! Did it change the song when I tilted? Oh, tilting changes the song. Because maybe you were getting too tilted from that song. I like it. Get some Pranger action going. Pranger? I'm sweating in this cape, by the way. but it's worth it, question mark? Oh, I turned the AC on. That's okay. Okay. My name is Bud. B-U-T-T, Bud. Shirt off K-Pop. That'll go over well. How do you get the six ball multiball going on this thing? There's literally only one ball installed in this whole machine. This game is very compartmentalized. It's like, here's the lane area, here's the pop bumper area. You know, this is where the rollovers are. But it offers a hell of a lot of challenge, that is no doubt. Like someone said, this is one of those games where it's great for like a... One more game. Because you know you can hit that shot, but it just keeps dunking you. Hi, Virginity. Hey, I'm a race driver. He drove goddamn fast. He never did win no trick or flag, but he never did come in first. Bounce. I hit that, by the way, forehead. All the way. Oh, cock-a-doodle. I'll take that. I'll take that. So, the targets on this, it's not just hit the target and collect 200, okay? These are bullseye targets. And I'll do a little zoom in for you here. When I drain, I'll switch to remote cam and I'll show you. These are quite unique. targets. They're cute states, essentially. Oh, you can see the music. Sorry, the music is causing some disturbance. But, wow, that's really screwing it up. You see the targets have a shot in between it, so you can hit the outside of the shot. Man, this is really not working, huh? You can hit the outside of the shot, or you can hit the middle part, and that's where you get the 200. This app is epic trash, and it's the only one right now, so there's no other options. Art looks more epic up close. It's insane. Yeah, you either get 5 points, or 50 points, or when it's lit, 200 points. Yeah, there's a lot that has gone into this art, for sure. We're not going to go nuts right now. We'll follow through with two. Get in there, dummy. Stay in there, dummy. Stay loud, dummy. Clean ass rudders Was that a two hundo? Nope, that was five Also five See, you gotta nail it perfect In order to get it Reminds me of time fantasy Tiny fantasy You ever play tiny fantasy? The lady Currently, Triggered Painters tape, JP has arrived. I was reading chat. I can't get control. Triggered Painters tape, waiting for JP to arrive to bed. You marked out your game on the floor? That's hilarious. I do that too. Like, now that I, or my wife did it, definitely. When I said the game's coming home, she taped it out. Get up there. Get up there. Jerk. Jerk. Jerk. Get up there. Get up there. Get up there. Get up there. Get up there. Get up there. Get up. Oh, you almost get me. Is it flashing lights just for visual effect? What's flashing right now? Well, maybe. I... if we could find that collect shot we're gonna be in a damn good place without a two hundo it made a huge noise so many guppies if it's flashing that means you collected it 200 easy money oh that's That's what we need to find. So it's 50 for the whole. Oh, my God. That's fast, dude. 50 for the whole unlit. Lemonade 12, thank you for 31 months in a row. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and buzzers. How you doing, Lemonade? 31, my doodles Nailed it Give me one of them Holy Holy Okay, I'll take that too Risk reward after relight Yeah, okay Yes! Now follow it. Get the suck, dude. Get the suck, bro. Oh my god, this ball does not want to calm. It's cute. I keep... my brain underestimates how short the flipper actually is. Yeah, the kick out into the pop is actually super nice. Okay. Damn, those are some pretty colors. Hell yeah. It's a gorgeous machine. Zombie Yeti killed it on this game, but... Ooh, go out again. A triple dig-a-dig-down-down-daria. You farting jerk. There's no bonus on this game, so go out swinging. How much is... Kill shot, 200. Nothing is extravagant price-wise or point-wise in this game. 200's the most you're going to get. Get in that. Get in that. No! That doesn't even count. What does that give? Flippin' turd ass! It does spot one, yes, but it's also a pain in the buttcheeks to plunge. Nope. Okay, I'll take that. I'll take it. We gotta just be hitting that software all day, you know what I'm saying? Just toss it all day, especially if it's like for 200. All right, here we go. I can't find it, god damn it. Ooh, stay 200, stay 200, stay 200, god damn it. By the way, the music is traveling across the glass and it's shaking literally everything. There's Biffy. We're close to a GC, that's for sure. I had to get it out. You farting, donk, sparter, bro. That's not GC. That's alright, we'll get it. I got an idea. It's going to be shooting this all day for 50 points. Or 100. 50, 100, 50, 100, 50, 100. Okay. Okay. More letting the ball go under the damn flip-a-lock piece of shit. It's going to be a fine day. Stop hitting that fucking... Pinball. Pinball? Is there a contest for a child's improvement? Yeah, you gotta draw the biggest picture of a donkey. What are you talking about? Banger that button! Banger, banger, banger! Get to bangerin'! Get to bangerin'! Internet. I wouldn't be able to have this game without it affecting my actual speech forever. I'm too susceptible to to the draw okay we're up to it to be fair I saved the ball we're playing the primers invitational tomorrow Okay, let's try to hit this. That was good for probably five. Ooh, that's what you want. Ooh, yeah. 200 points. Plus the 50. Plus the... Oh, you don't get the 50 because you get the 200. You got it. Oh, man, give me the top lace, baby. You want to give me that other one? I mean, I'm free. They're just, everything's too bouncy. Like, the slippers are bouncing more than they should. Like, everything's so fucking bouncy, it's insane. I run two warnings. Was that 200? Was that 200? Was that 200? That was not. Because that made a ca-thung. That made an uninspired ca-thung noise. I'm flipping it. My eyes are burning for some reason. Like that. It's bouncing way higher than it should in my mind. Ooh, yeah. Give it to me. Here's what I got from the hamburger train. Hamburger. The hamburger train. Yo, Paul Rubin's best performance. Rubber's too new, unplayable, zero to ten. The hemba. That was a good ball one. Okay, let's try to get this skill. Get out of here I'm too good And I get Let's do it again Star for the Star for the hump Jack wheel hump It's gotta be a bounce over You know Cause plunging it direct That shit's like Imposta ball, dude. Oh, yeah. Black cat attack. What's up, Mr. Crouch? How you doing? Thanks for the folks at the Majab. And the rate of Majab. And the job of Majab. Can you give me another one? Oh, we're done. Stipidibipidibip. Um. Um. Okay, ball three, ball three, ball three. Here we go. Plunging it, plunging it. Boogeyman, I think for 22 months in a row, you're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, what's up? Ah, too much beer. Ooh. Oh. Ooh. Nope. Rubber's too new. Zero out of ten. There we go. Get in there. It doesn't do me any good. Doesn't do me any good. No, it doesn't do nothing. What? How much is it? Does it collect for a certain amount? Doing a ride just playing Doom Eternal? That game looks hard. Get up there. Get up there. Get up there. Like, I'm expecting that to not bounce as much. I need to just know in my heart of hearts, it's going to be too much. And don't do it. I don't like this left and right. I don't like this left and right. Get in there for that 200. Suck a duck. That right there, Internet, is a new grand champion. Oh. Unless it's $3,600, which it might be. But this is ball for it. Oh, my God. Oh, I mean, okay. Look at that. Fuck this. Yep. What a crock of shit. What a crock. Bless with the commentary. Oh, that was it. Hold on, we'll find it. We'll find it, we'll find it, we'll find it. It's right here. If only that had a little bounce to it, you know what I'm saying? The pops are worth 10 still, right? They're only worth 10? Hmm. That's worth 50 plus another 40. Gotta love no ball saves. True. True. Fall in. Fall in. I had to shake it. You suck at this! 4K, baby, let's go! Hey, champ, you got the high score! Use the flip of buttons to enter your initials on the little display down by your left hand. Ha-ha! Reset again, now the 200s are 400? Really? There's no way it goes up like that, does it? Did you hear that? That is a physical knocker, ladies and gentlemen. New Stern game. Physical knocker. The second reset doubles the 200s. Really? No. All right, let's just hold on. Let's try that again. Really? So if we collect all these up here, collect them, reset them. Puddin' time. Yeah, that's two. That's three. I'm actually going hard on this, I want to see it happen. That came right in front of me. It's okay. Really? Yeah, whoa! I guess, I guess, uh, internet. Do we have anyone in here that wants to be a fisherman? Primus got a pinball machine? You know it's spooky. I mean, well, now you know it, I guess. I knew that was out, double flip. Didn't do me any good, but... Stop it, game. You don't get to take the ball from me. This is a new game that came out in 2018. You see what I'm trying to do up there, right? You see what I'm trying to do up there, right? Get over there. I'm smashing that target. Get that left foot. Now that I want it, I can't get it. Right here. Damn it. I want to be a picture man. I'm trying to shoot up top to get that last lane. I want to see these four hunt down. Go. You suck. Yeah. All right. Here we go. You suck. You suck. Game. You jerk. That's super suck. Okay, let's try it again. Move out with the troll. You, yes! I was going to say, you best... You best not, friend. You could stay up there all day. I don't... You ain't heard enough yet. Honestly, yeah, why... Like, going for it, I'm, like, killing it in a squirrel. Like, I have $3,000. I have any... I guess that's the key. Just go spend it, Internet. Just go for it. Hell yeah! It's not good enough. It doesn't do anything. So is that $200 or $400? We'll give the game a minute. Still $200, you need one more reset. Oh, now you're going double left green, you asshat. This game is an interesting feel to play, sort of classic. I think it's definitely, uh, that was the idea behind the design. It was classic. And it lives up to that, for sure. All the way. Suck it, Chuck. Okay, we got to get a pop. Through the pops. Oh, never mind. On a single dingle? All right, cool. We got a single dingle, boys. Ooh, give it to me again. I hit that. I want to be a fisherman. I mean we doing something here This is ball four Did he just say he hates dogs? Doesn't he have a whole song about dogs? Hate dogs. This is not good. Oh yeah, they hop too much. I forgot about that. How much are the fucking slingshots worth? Because we hit like... About 150 slingshots. Ping ball. Ping ball? Get out of there. One? Oh my god. Oh, I thought I was going to save that. Okay, let's plunge this green. Actually, plunge the 200. That'll give us the green. Nailed it. Nailed it. First try. Fuck you, game. That's brand number one. If you save that, you're a god. Hey, does anyone have, when I saved that earlier? Lunar, trust me. It was, I was surprised. It was insane. It's doable. He's got to get the bounce right in your head. I'm totally convinced that Primus is better than... Yeah. No? Yeah, who has that link? Can you share it here? In chat? Mazda? Man, just going for it. That's what I'm saying about, like, playing objectively, you know? When I go for objectives versus points, Jack pulling it out of the trash. There you go. Look at that clip. It's just going to blow your mind. Code. Yeah, usually Twitch clips don't time people out. I wonder why that screwed up. Anyone can post Twitch-related stuff. That clip was out of the right outline. Oh, I'm talking about the flipper save. That wasn't the right clip. All right, cool. Is there a forget time dot again? Cool. Can someone just permit Zerpy? There you go. Zerpy, go ahead and post it now. Try it again, Zerpy. There you go, Pirate. Wait, the wiggle. The freaking wiggle. No, we're not trying to get the... We're trying to get the save from the flipper when I was... When I was bouncing it like that. Is that the right one? The basketball one, yeah. But not from under the sun. Jesus, guys. There you go. Thank you, Pirate. Yeah. Is this basketball? 100%. All right, so slingshots only give you one. Got it. One point. Bend, bend. That's the Kobe. Oh, come on. It danced in the hole. Got it. That is super crazy, Xavier. Hey, y'all, is there a good place to look for a secondhand machine? Craigslist. Facebook has a lot of good used pinball markets. I would definitely check there. Especially Facebook because people have to use their private accounts to post shit. So there's some sort of like accountability there, you know? Let go. What's up, Gil? Oh, wait, what am I doing? I'm going top lane. Top lane. What ball is that? Ball one. All right, we good, we good, we good. Oh, ball in there again. That would have been sick. Dude, the drop catches are like... I can tell I've gotten better at drop catching because I never could get control in this game, and I'm drop catching these balls like they're going off the top. Whoa. Oh, almost. Not even close. God, you new rubbers, bro. New white rubbers are like the bounciest freaking things on the planet. All the way. Yeah, like those drop catches? Oh, frick, dude. Let's go. Look how it just eats the momentum of the uncontrollable, you know? I eat the momentum of the uncontrollable. Never did win no checkers by, but it never did come in last. Yeah, I'm number one. Oh, Jesus. I was so close to grabbing a daddy's... Oh, it's derpy. Let me tell you something, bro. That's like saying, I was so close to getting stabbed in an alley. Shucks. Thanks. Okay, we got Rob. We got Rob. We got Rob. We got Rob. Repeating myself. Repeating myself. Big money, big money, new whammies. I'm doing it, I'm doing it. I can't find the hole, I can't find the hole. I'm flailing, I'm flailing. It's the money, worth the money. I can't find the hole, I can't find the hole. Where is it, where is it? I nailed it, but it screwed me, it screwed me. I kicked the camera. I did a mule kick. Sorry. I'll fix it in a second. God damn, this game. There's no ref for the Wicked on the flipper. Oh, we're still good. We're still in good shape. Where are we coming back? You fart. I'm looking over here at the camera. Don't even care. Here we go. Check this out. Get the fuck... Get the... You suck... Oh my god, this... Sorry. Watch your language. Family mode is off. On deadlift, by the way. Oh, I just got a text. It's probably from... It's probably from, uh... Roger Q Twitch. Can you please stop scoring? My kids are watching. Oh, I don't know what that is. Hi, friend. Two things. You don't need thumbnails anymore. I'll submit this through and see... Oh. Oh, oh, wait, you didn't see that, did you? This is going to be a good month, ladies and gentlemen. I'm just saying. And it's getting started on. Whoa, that's... That didn't make no sense. Yep. Dude, my leg wants to just kick the freaking... What's in your dirty throat? Get up there. Yeah, buddy, get it. We got him. We got him. We got him. We got him. We got him. We got him, boys. K-Conan. K-Conan, we got him, boys. Oh, yeah. Easy 200. Kick him. Oh, get it. Oh, get... No, you son of a bitch. You son of a bitch. What ball is this? It won't even tell me. Ball three. That is the God Clutch. What do I get for that? If nothing's lit. Just 200? usually gives me a top lane, but since there's no top lanes, still 200, but nothing, nothing special, you get a cool 200, true, oh yeah, get in there, get in there, baby, oh, come Come on, stop scrooping me, bro. Stop scrooping me, my bro. Go in the fucking hole, dog. You suck. Oh yeah, bounce over. Oh baby, give it to me. Get out. It's the whiskey. It's the whiskey. Thank God. Thank Pirate. Oh, I should have gone for the... Oh, okay. Thanks, Mom. Should have gone for the skill set. This table was released in December of 2018. and they only made 100 of them. This game was new in box when it came to us here at studio. This is number 66 out of 100. Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up in there. Get up! They're still short. Alright, this is our last. No, it's ball four. God Bones, here it comes. God Bones. God Bones, cut. You suck. Oh my God, you suck. We had that shit, Internet. That was bull. That was some bull cocky pucky, bro. Out of the hundred, how many did people buy? I don't know. Go ask the Primus. That was on them to sell him. You fuck. Yeah, whoa. Jack Statsman, Dean. God will hunt. I sure would love that ball to go up in that hole, dog. How do I get in your hole, dog? Go all the way around. You. Company truck, bro. Ball it. Get in there. Get in there. That was a fun knock. How do you get extra balls up in this game? How do you get extra balls in a company truck? You fucking... You ass shit, dude. Grand champion again. I look exasperated. I look exasperated. He's trying to wash my mouth, because sometimes my brain just wants to mix it up. You've got to be careful with making up words. Uh, found nobody's perfect. Pinball, eh? Okay, I got an idea. The idea is, don't drain the ball after restarting this new game. I want you to tell me what I need to talk about the places on the big ball, on the big ball, on the big ball. It was a... Actual reels, actual reels. I'm not going to take the backbox off for you. Maybe I will at the end of the stream. Yes, Alfred, it's pretty. It's pretty. and it's a nail-biter too like tell me you guys aren't holding your butt cheeks from farting out exasperated noises when I'm getting up there in them points you know what I'm saying when like when you're making when you're making things like that if this fucking silks Bergen thank you for the 20 nine months and roll your middle ears Come on! Come on! It's a very hard format for a table. It is very hard. You can look at this and dismiss this. Step up to this and tell me you're going to get 6K. Step up to this and tell me you're going to get 2K. In five balls. Because it's going to shit all over you. That's what this layout does. But that's what keeps you playing the game. We know we've got a bag all beaver. Here's a masterpiece of the music video. Are you fudging kidding me, you fudg-kitter? How do I get an all-white tuxedo like that with a big top hat? Yeah, I was hoping for it. They can get it. Yeah, whoa! Whoa! Spend a bunch of money. Trip! See, I've always thought, I never looked at the title of the song. I thought, I didn't know he was saying Winona. I thought he was saying my mother. My mother's got a pretty gold fever. he's saying my mother not Winona he's saying my mother I always thought he was talking about his mom's vagina well my mother's got a big old beaver my mother's got a big old beaver it sounds just like it I want to see if we can hear it again Mr. Robert Blakeman, thank you for 51 months in a row You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen Clippers and butts up for my mother Got big old ears Okay, listen My mother Well, my mother's got a big gold beaver. Come on, my mother. Let's hear it. My mother has a big brown beaver. Oh my god. Did they like find a loop that just goes until the game is played? Yeah, this is one of a hundred, though. This is number 66 out of that hundred. So they only made a hundred of these, right? So. Only, think of how many people are in the world. Okay? Think of how many pinball machines are in the world. One of 100 of this game. Right? Like, how often do you see... I don't know. True limited production raises costs tremendously. Yep. True. Limited. Production. Vogue. you could buy and just put yeah you don't you don't get the experience this has upgraded speakers my dude this has an upgraded sound system custom art by zombie yeti aka Jeremy Packer (Zombie Yeti) okay okay okay this is the best of the three best of the three are you hearing those are you hearing those move if you had to ban a mod who would it be I'd probably mod you Butterbean and then I would ban you Wait, question. Dude, that hit me. The deadlift. It's fine. It's fine. Yeah, absolutely. You can sing whatever the shit you want. Don't bring T.O.S. There's no video game restrictions. Bro, I play... Yeah, you can do whatever you want. Do whatever you want. Also, if your channel isn't humongous, you could, like, just don't worry about it. Can I stream kittens playing video games? I promise you that would be a smash hit in a heartbeat if you did. I stream FX all the time. All the time, quotation marks. You know what? I want to get the pinball browser, and I need that clip of him saying that every time someone subs. I want to go, P-P-P-Pinball, P-P-P-Pinball, P-P-Pinball, Pinball. P-P-P-Pinball. Just don't break TOS. Leave your, you know... Don't go throwing cats or flashing your penis on stream. Then you'll be fine. You can't show nips, are you sure? I thought they just updated that, and that you can show nips now, for like breastfeeding. As long as it's not sexual. What about man nips? I got my chest tattooed on the front page of Twitch. Now, that didn't come without any conversation after the fest. I guess I don't know nips at all, male or female. Got it. But there was just a TOS update. Because now you can breastfeed and stuff on Twitch. Got it. Yo, Toast Satan, what's up? My head. Mike, get back into the pinball arena again. Been thinking about it? Do it. I mean, honestly, I don't even know why there's a question that you, yeah. I mean, I know. Yeah, I don't know. What's going on the screen, bro? Grill cheese, yeah. What's up, Marty? That shot drains me more than actually anything. We're going. We're going. We're trying to get that top lane glory. Look at that bulldoze. We want two full completions so we can get the four hundos, apparently. Good enough. Oh, ho, ho, what do you mean, buddy? Let's make some fast fire work. Fast fire work. Hey, baby. What? Flush down the middle. This is a one model. They only came out with this game. They did change it for those who... We do not permit exposure. Got a T&A laying around? Nope. Used to. I used to have the Whitewood that Scott built before T&A was T&A. But that has gone on its way. That is for sure. What's under it, bud? Underboob. Like the cover of Ween's album. That album is what turned me on to Underboob. And it's what, like... Voodoo lady. Shaking that stick, driving me crazy. Yeah, give me that D. Yeah, give it to me. Do you want that pinball call-out clip for later? No, I'm going to steal it off of the code. I'll just steal it off the code. Then we get custom Les Claypool call-outs for our stream. I'm sorry, do you have custom Les Claypool call-outs for your broadcast? I didn't think so. I'm getting real tired of hearing, welcome aboard, kid. Welcome aboard, kid. Welcome aboard, rookie. Holy shit. It doesn't even, like, cycle anymore. He's drinking bourbon? Oh, yeah. Oh, I love your color. Welcome aboard, rookie. But what about pinball? Pinball. Internet, I did. Check this out. Just before stream, I did more voiceover work for Rick and Morty. And that shit has to be signed off on by Cartoon Network. So now there will be multiple modes that I've done voiceover work for. None of that stuff is in yet, though. Oh, that was dangerous. These little side-to-sides with the two center posts, because the flipper can't reach, oh my god, it's so good. Oh, my god. Anyone sick of hearing Primus yet? What? Hell nah, dog. How do you get sick of hearing Primus? It never is Primus. Shit. Shit, yeah. No, you... That was it. God damn it. This game. This is it. I just need a certain box behind me to punch. We're frustrating you. About to break start working out in the house. Love it. Love it. Played it first thing this morning. It's been a long time since I woke up and played a game of pinball. It felt really weird. I was, my hair was disheveled. I was wearing sweatpants. My daughter was in a chair next to me, watching me decimate. Oh Jesus, oh sweet baby Jesus. The bounces. I hit that. Prime is stuck. Woo! He's six feet and my mom has got herself. Well, my mom has got herself. Even with the baby clips. Dude, drop catching it with the baby clippers. Listen, he says, my mama got herself a big brown beaver. He always stops singing. Grabbed him by the kiwi. That's some Freudian shit there, Jack. My mama's got herself... Are you telling me y'all ain't never seen your mama naked? Is that what you're trying to tell me? Y'all ain't never seen your mama naked? Y'all ain't never seen your mama's big brown? That's my... Bourbon, chill out, bro. TOS We're talking pets here Oh I did say naked TOS No ERP That's against TOS Erotic roleplay That was pretty crappy. She says my mom... We're doing virtual Pembroke meetups here. You know it, baby. By the way, how's your wrist? Uh, a little better. It's a little better. Yeah, to anyone that hasn't been able to make the Deadflip meetup, this would have been the fifth annual. Think about that. We've been doing it for five years. Right? This is going to be the fifth year. We'll figure something out. having a hundred people in zoom would be a nightmare okay I'm just saying so we're gonna have to figure something out this poor chat room no no zoom it bro all right you guys want to see the backbox I'll show you I'll show you There's the blast by the way, actual blast. the reels. They're real. There's a reel up there for the credits. 19 is the max, apparently. It's a real reel, but it still has a spike in it. And instead of the LVDS connector, It actually has a ribbon cable for DMD. That looks as clean as an Apple store. Stick the way the modern minds stick. And they move so smooth, too. Watch it. I'll just let you look at these. So fresh and so cool. Pretty cool, huh? Now it'll start moving to show the high scores. Shepard Motors were a good idea for this instead of solenoids? Yeah, exactly. I'm not seeing them with all the bulbs working. Well, yeah. I mean, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? There they are. Wowee. Wowee. All right, Internet. Hey, thank you all for hanging out tonight. This has been Primus from Stern Pinball. What an honor to have this game, but there's absolutely no reason for us to have this, Except for, like, if you want one, go find one, right? Then you're part of the 100 Club. Limited edition of 100 machines. Welcome to this world, Primus Pinball. It's awesome. In my mind, the best of the three, for sure. And when I say the three, it's this game, PBR Can Crusher with art by Dirty Donnie, and Woe Nelly, which is what started this all off. J Rocket, thank you for two years, buddy. I love you. Damn. If you have any questions about this game, I'm happy to answer them if you want to DM me. I don't know if this game's available. If it is, I mean, it just went up in price. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? All right, Internet, I love you so much. Have a wonderful night. Primus. Tomorrow, 6. Or 6. 6 p.m. Central is when we go live. I said 6. Well, my mother's got a very good old beaver gene. She breathed it all the time. She's got a little beaver sucker, something on a beaver, and the beaver didn't come in line. And then she's got a little buddy beaver, and the beaver's some kind of mess. He said, you better get the beaver before the lever started with a little kiss, like this. Pop, boo, nubba, dub, howdy, it's Greybeard, it's Todd, what did Daddy say? Said he ain't seen nothing till you're down on a muffin and showed him the change of way. I nailed it internet I freaking nailed it alright All right, Internet, cover your ears. You're about to hear some shredding. Watch it. Here. Good luck, everybody. Make sure to type exclamation mark play if you want to win a song. Let's go and play. You have to watch. Big old space balls. Good luck, everybody. We all know. We all know where the space balls are going, right? Which one? Uranus. Okay, that was horrible. I'm sorry, you guys. Hey, are we up?