KT Ad - Gary's Tattoo Galena, IL

Spooky Pinball·video·32s·analyzed·Aug 10, 2016

Analysis

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TL;DR

Spooky Pinball parody video of Gary Stern as a tattoo shop owner.

Summary

A humorous promotional skit from Spooky Pinball featuring Jon Hey and an impersonation of Gary Stern running a tattoo parlor. The video is a comedic advertisement with no substantive industry news or product information.

Notable Quotes

“Don't just get a tattoo, get a work of art.”
Jon Hey (as Gary Stern character)@ 0:26 — Tagline for the parody tattoo shop advertisement
“Here at Gary Stern's Tattoos, customer satisfaction is guaranteed.”
Jon Hey (as Gary Stern character)@ 0:12 — Core pitch of the humorous advertisement

Entities

Jon HeypersonGary SternpersonSpooky Pinballcompany

Signals

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content_signal: Spooky Pinball producing humorous branded content featuring community personalities
high · Video is labeled as promotional content from Spooky Pinball source
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community_signal: Use of parody and industry insider humor to engage with the pinball community
high · Parody of Gary Stern character in absurdist tattoo shop scenario designed to amuse pinball enthusiasts

Transcript

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Hey. Hey. I have something to tell you. What's up? Well, I met this guy and he told me he knew how to do tattoos, so I let him do one. And, don't worry about it. I know just the right guy that can fix it for you. Here at Gary's Tattoos, customer satisfaction is guaranteed. Whether it's a body piercing, custom tattoo, your design or mine, bringing your old tattoo back to life, or repairing someone else's bad tattoo, no job is too big or too small. And remember, Don't just get a tattoo, get a work of art.