I just blew my intro. Holy smoke. why did I press that button hmm is there no grrr in the thing right now why is there no grrr hmm hello everybody I'm BT3K Manu Smith here with you hi Fliptronic wow did I turn off grrr my bad I guess I'll have to turn it on next time What's up? So, what's up Arnaz? So first things first, I gotta get this out of the way. Piss off a rope. Gotta get this out of the way first. Happy birthday Stevie Wonder. Stevie! Stevie Wonder's birthday today. Do yourself a favor. Go out. Play your favorite Stevie Wonder song. whether it be, you know, Ribbon in the Sky or Send One Your Love or, uh, I have a lot of favorites. Why didn't Gur just work? Wait, that should have worked. I didn't hear it. Did you hear it? No Gur has worked? Wait, why didn't Gur just work? That's ridiculous. Oh, but Gur backwards works. Oh, oh, oh. I know why it doesn't work forwards. Because I renamed the OGG to an MP3. So thank you. I will take note of that and fix that also. But the fact that you don't have a Becca Gur right now was intentional because I just wanted to mess with you. So, what's up Captain12? We are here. Free Go Watch, once again. You can see behind me. is the main room but today i am rude but today i am in the lucky juju room the mini room that we have devoted just to ems this em came in like yesterday or two days ago and this is sky jump and my good buddy dave valansky who's the operator of this machine in five minutes told me how to play it and why it's awesome and i immediately fell in love with it and i was like holy crap i've got to get some play on this game so as you can see i already put up 18 which is it's just a thousand more than i could put up the first time i played it this is a 1974 gotlieb and company wedge head and uh i wanted to i wanted to pay tribute to the wedge head thing up here this what you're seeing is a it's actually a it's a reproduction of the back glass but since I couldn't fit the whole back glass in I just gave you a little cut out with the score reels and a little bit of the wedge head but 1974 Gottlieb tricky yes I'll try and go over the simplicity of the rules here and why they're awesome. Wait. Oh my god. Can I plug in my... I never forget. I always forget to plug this in. Why do I always forget to plug that in? There we go. You guys heard the boop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop. All right. Basically, here's what we're talking about. Okay. These targets here are key to this game. All right. What you have is a situation where, here, I'll start it up. And I'm actually putting, I have a bucket full of quarters. I got a pocket full of quarters and a head full of arcade. I'm going to quarter it up. By the way, Dave Velansky also told me why score reels, when they reset, they go cha-cha-cha-cha-cha, cha-cha-cha-cha-cha, cha-cha-cha-cha-cha. It's always sets of five. I'm becoming a much smarter person by the people that I know. shot they were still doing the wedge heads in 74 yeah it's a 74 wedge head isn't that crazy all right i got a ball up here um let me see let me see what was i saying so all the drop targets are up right you can see they're upright this target right here that's the most important target in this game because it is worth bam 10x value Alright, so what controls that light is this pop bumper right here Whenever you hit that pop bumper this guy will walk up and down it'll walk He does just actually go not up and down a little walk across the field The key is once you drop a drop target Just like El Dorado. Yeah, once you drop wait a minute, but wait, but wait, there's more once you drop a drop target Say I drop this seven this light Or all these lights on this row will light up for 500. So instead of being 50, you get 500. If you can line up this with this and hit that puppy, you're getting 10x500. You're getting 5,000 points for that stack. Hey, man, I just saw that you were streaming, so I came. from the msc3k stream you get some pinball hey what's up tepmeister what's up bud oh yeah no relation at all to mystery what'd you call it mystery science science theater not really familiar with that brand or channel or anything all right so that's about it i mean 1.21 gigawatts what's up scampa yeah they're kind of small yeah i i bet they're just starting off right the whole mystery what'd you call it science sounds weird um so the other thing to do in this table so that's those are the big points um now here's the trick. If you, well, I'll start to play in a moment. All these targets here, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. If I can, if I can, if I can unlight all those targets, it lights special right here. All right, guys, it's an EM. It's floaty AF. There's extremely high difficulty levels of drop catching or any kind of flipper tricks so wish me luck i am going to try and roll it today we don't know if that's going to happen but i'm going to definitely try uh let's see all right let's give it a shot let's see everything's good so the 7 is actually out but, oh no, the 7 is not out it's just kind of flickering so you can see how how floaty this thing is right? so that just gave me 500 oh my god, oh, by the way for this careful manner, you're making yourself sound like a science by the way if you tilt your game is over. Five balls, but if you tilt on ball two like Andre did, Andre Massinkoff was here yesterday and he played a game and he tilted on ball two, game over. What's up, Snake? Call me Snake. That's the greatest. David, I wiped the play field down a little bit. Oh, you son of a... So I wiped the playfield down a little bit. It was relatively clean. I cleaned the glass in and out. And the lock bar didn't give me any trouble. So those are good things. I can try and get that skill shot over there. Which is the stand-up targets. We're going to try and roll this puppy. Did John Youssi that? Oh my god, did John Youssi that? That was 5,000. That was literally 5,000. Okay. Didn't mean to do that. Didn't mean to do that. I meant to do that. To move that. Oh, I moved. So here we go. Oh, no, no, no, no. Here we go. Here we go. Okay. I love this. No, you can't do that here. It's an EM. What are you doing? What's up, ArcaneK9? Yes, it is brutal. Damn, so the 7-Lite is already not good. No, it's flickering. It's okay. It looks like it's going to make it. Let's see. Ball four. So notice what I got going on now. One and three. I can get 500 from three. But if I can move the pink target over to three, then I get 5,000. This game is all about what you shoot and what you don't shoot. Oh, crap. Can I move it one more? Can I move it one more? Oh, oh, can I move it? One more. Once moved. Three, baby, three. Are you kidding me? Three, baby, three. Mamma mia, got it, 5K. They all come back up. Okay, wait. Okay, that three is still worth 5K, that 5K. Five. Okay, now I need to move the light, because I'm, I'm, I'm, ugh. I need to move the light to a target that I can hit. Wait, dammit. I don't have my replay set. Five balls. You're never going to see that again, ladies and gentlemen. So, David, here's what happened. Andre tilted on ball two. He played only one game. He tilted on ball two. But he still made 30, I think he made this, like 35,000. So, there's that. All right. Guys, you're going to see me get so much better at this game because it's not about just like flip and fly. It's like accuracy. I don't know why they called it sky jump, though. Am I jumping out of an airplane? Don't move twice. Don't move twice. There you go. No, no, no. No, no, no. Aw, crap. I blew it. Look at that. I blew it. I blew it. That's why this game is amazing. I just blew it. Keep hitting it. Keep hitting it. Go, go, go, go, go. Oh, oh. Oh, I lit special. How do you collect special? I lit it. David, how do you collect special? Special is lit, but nothing happened. All right. Oh. All right. Let's try again. 50K. I'm there. Next game, we're going to roll it. I get to pack up my stuff and go home. I mean, I'm a pinball master. What can I say? 50K. I mean, I'm halfway there. If it's like other machines, you have to go down the appropriate out lane. Yeah, how do you... Special scores one replay. Matching last two numbers in score, I know about that. Center. Huh. You collect... Pinball master? you collect special by dropping the pink oh crap you told me yesterday damn it yeah you don't just get special in this guys so once you crap gosh darn it once you actually light special here you still have to hit you still have to hit the target with the pink nothing is given to you on this game at all all right you light special by unlighting one through seven right and then you collect special oh my god yeah i have a well yeah tab it's like it's almost a necessity for a pinball not it's not i'm not going to say necessity but I generally assume that people who come to my stream don't know that pinball is not random and that there is actually I'm blowing it right here I'm blowing it with the shots but pinball is not random and there's actually an object to it so to facilitate that object to that I like to draw on the screen and show people why didn't you do direct score in audio capture today. Yo, it's as direct as it gets, Vecennia Jordan. You shut up. You shut up. You hush. Fliptronic also streams pinball. Go follow Fliptronic because Fliptronic's stream... Hey! Yeah, so Fliptronic, blah, blah, blah. Go join. Do whatever. I mean, I watch a lot of pinballers and you're the only one I've seen with a Madden-style drawing ability. Okay. Part of it is also because I started from a streaming tournament kind of mentality. So tournament streamers, when we have our commentators, they like to be able to use that functionality. I just turned it on. A lot of pinball streamers will, they can do it. I just, I don't know if it's that a big deal to them. It's just nice. It's nice to have. What a strong endorsement. Well, Fliptronic and Becca, they're here. Notice my scores are rapidly dropping to the point where there should be a negative number on the scoreboards. That makes sense. Just need to incorporate an iPad, I'm guessing. Next time I do a text stream, I'll show you what I have. But I actually have a touch screen. So my monitor is my touch screen. And that's by design So I can go Whatever Don't panic flip Dude This game, you and me This weekend Ed Boon George, you cannot deny I will not let you escape the DMs You will not escape the EMs. And I'm glad you showed up now because I'm not going to tell you how to play it. I'm not telling you how to play it. You better watch this VOD. I'm not going to tell you. Nope. There's something else wrong. Game over and the match number lit while you're playing. Damn, what, did you break it? Yo, George, check this out. There was no way I was fitting that whole back glass into my camera scene. So I just made it a virtual scene. Mando, tell us your thoughts on Mando. ClipTronic, weren't you on the stream? Dude, we did an entire... Oh, no, you weren't there. Yeah, we riffed. We riffed to... Oh, that just hurts. Got it. 5,000. Damn it! We riffed to the Stern trailers and we talked all about Mando. You were recording with Joel. Okay. I tricked you. David, you thought that was actually the back glass? Your back glass, it's not broken. It works perfectly fine. I just changed it up. Nice pic with the transparent cutout. Yeah. Replace the camera. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Cliff Notes Pinball and Cancer hey what's up now we're talking some good pinball here good picmento hey good to see or good to be seen by you rather hope you're having a great day by the way since there are more people here I want to say once again I want to say once again I want to wish a happy birthday to a good friend of mine Stevie Wonder happy birthday Stevie guys do yourselves a favor go out and listen to one of your favorite Stevie Wonder songs. I don't care if it's Superstition. You know, I don't care if it's I Just Called to Say I Love You. No judgments here. It's all good. But, you know, if you pick a song from Songs of Key and Life, maybe I'll like you a little more. Maybe. A little bit. I forgot you did that with the scoring error. Yeah. Need a ball and play camera. Yeah, I know. there's yeah i know i know but you guys trust me right he's a friend of yours you have some good friends very superstitious um no no no i i'll get back to i'll look i'll get back to the mandalorian in just a minute okay all right but just saying hi to my friends i just got every black eyed peas album on vinyl today tough to play something else oh George did you literally compare the black eyed peas to Stevie pardon my French fucking wonder I'm gonna go play some pinball what's up McGrath I don't know if we're gonna be friends George? Really? Really? Really? At our wedding, my wife did her father-daughter dance. Isn't she lovely? Yes. I love you too, George. Let's see. All right. I'm blowing up SkyJump while I'm telling you what I think about The Mandalorian. The jury is still out. It needs to be flipped. The play field looks good. And actually, oh, you know what? Oh! I can't do two things at once. What do you think I am, a Twitch streamer? Vecennia Jordan, me and I had Nick on. Nick and I were talking during the Tuesday stream, and he had some really good observations about Mandalorian 2. So the cliff notes is that we both need to flip it. That's 5K right there. I got to focus because EMs are way different than... Holy crap. All right, let's do this. Let's get... We got to flip it. I love how Avengers looks I'm not a big Avengers fan That's the new Avengers And I'm saying that to give you an example of Looks aren't everything I I've played the Avengers here Maybe four times I played Elvira like 100,000 million times. I believe Talking Book is the best. Oh, Grammy, Talking Book. See, Grammy gets me. Grammy gets me. Although Music in My Mind. No, Hotter Than July. Oh, they're all like my babies. Calm down. It's a Gottlieb EM. The flippers are six inches apart. Very curious about first impressions. Flip-tronic, first impression is I can't wait. I can't wait to play it. I can't wait to play it. I can't wait, did I say that like 12 times? Ball five 15K you guys are killing me right now Oh wow I realized I prefer the Avengers avengers to new avengers are you are you serious george because the old avengers is pretty baller the old avengers is crazy fun and i gotta get matt to bring his old of it so matt here has both avengers the new one is here the old one is in his house that's how much he likes the old one um those slippers are social distancing yes okay key of life so we can agree key of life is like one of the greatest albums ever created on the planet earth period um can't wait i'm gonna stream in location as baby was that wax no Vecennia Jordan i don't i don't do the dress up thing sorry i'm just and that's because i'm lame it's not because it's not cool i love everyone who dresses up. I just don't do it. My wife likes to dress up. I don't like to. The flippers aren't small. It's just the play field making it look that way. There's one on sale locally, but they want $6,500 for it. Jeez. $6,500. $6,500 for that? No. Maybe $1,000 left. $55. $55, I say, for an old Avengers. Not $65. I've been making a documentary of Key of Life. I do too. Where Stevie literally blew my mind by playing the drums to Superstition. Like, Stevie played most of the instruments on songs like Key of Life, guys. Stevie Wonder played most of the instruments. Drums, keyboards. That's it. I paid $5,000 for an OG LE. Thanks, Rotonic. I'll see you later, bud. All right, here we go. Ball one. We're going to roll this puppy. If I can do it. There's no extra ball on this. It's just special. Shit. Wow. Okay, so I got the... Okay, those are 50s. Not big points. Not big points on those. You gotta hit the target that has the pink light on it. If you can get the target down, and then... If you can get the... If you can get... Now I'm confusing my own time. Nice, soft plunge. Look at that. 5K for one shot on this table is humongous. 500's not bad either, but... Oh, that bounce back. I gotta trust that bounce back. That thing's coming back. I tilted. David! David! How friggin tight is the tilt on this? That wasn't even a nudge. The lights just went off. That's it! Yo, that's it, y'all. If you tilt, you're done. Alright, that's going to make it a little tougher to roll it, but I will roll it. That's going to make it a little tougher to roll it. Nope, nope. Ship it. Ship it. That wasn't for real, David. Don't worry, the glass is fine. That was just a trick. I can imagine if David didn't know, because David's the operator of this game, if David didn't know that you guys had the ability to break the glass, that it just shattered in front of me, he would have a heart attack. Hey, Wax, do we have this VPX of Sky Jump? I tested till after setup and it was fine, so the game must have been moved. You did say Andre played it. David, is this the kind of machine that's generally relatively easy to change the tilt? Or maybe I shouldn't mess with it for the stream. I don't think I would mess with it for the stream. Of course there is. Okay. I need to get my hands on it then. So my only choice right now is to just clear all the targets. David, I made that shot once too I made that 6th shot Once It was super I think it's because I'm slap saving I'm trying to slap save It was super tight, so But I made that 6th shot once So I'm in a bad position now I have no drop targets up So I need to clear that one So I can get the drop targets up again I'm flipping too hard So this game will not like that Can I play the game? Can I play? Oh man You can change the tilt But I think the issue is Maybe the ring isn't centered Yeah you'll need a screwdriver Okay never mind This is a hell of a tournament game I gotta tell you guys Let's see if I can get that 5 Not like that I need to focus in now 100 Man that one is so That's it That one is so That angle right there That angle right there Is like Well that's impossible It's not impossible I've tagged Womp Rats back in the day I don't remember the line I don't remember the line Hell of a tourney game Looks like a great equalizer Yeah every machine in this room with the exception of so there's a prospector bow and arrow royal flush wizard sky jump and birdman with the i think with the exception of bow and arrow bow and arrow might be a little easy to play you're doing a great you're doing a great job at making this look hard it's hard david it's hard bounce that bounce back is insane though like if I could just hold the flipper up it'll go right back to the flipper $27 later Hercules, Hercules, Hercules Alright, here we go. Here we go. Oh, Fliptronic is gone, but he was looking for this. Because I have the magic button. Follow the light. Follow the light. I need a five. Got a five. Oh, shoot. How far apart are those flippers anyway? You might be right about 6 inches. This is a quarter steel. I think one good strat might be to... Clear the one and the two. That was worth saving That's what she said The coin slots on my 75EM Are two games for a quarter You're getting robbed It's 50 cents a play It's 50 cent Oh man. Okay, I got to give it a nudge when it comes out of there. Otherwise, I'm losing that ball. Balance beam is four inches. That gap is three to three and a half inches. Ball four. I did so much better in the beginning of the stream when I was saying, Hi everybody, how you doing? I actually drop catch? I don't believe it. not possible not possible back up oh that's not good okay i'm gonna take a sip I need that five I'm extra glad to hear the backlash is a still because one issue would turn on with a match number with a match number early but not changing while you play if you buy that game in history it's going to tilt me it's going to tilt me It's gonna tilt. Ah, it tilted. Ah! Incredibly unfair. But, if you're in the world of pinball, you're not necessarily in the world of being fair. And also, if you can't play pinball distracted, you cannot play pinball. No! No! Pen! Ta-da! That's absolutely my favorite. My favorite streaming moment. He actually broke his glass, though. But he sent me a clip where he remixed it and he broke. So that was one of my favorite moments. Take whatever you can get, baby. Take what you can get. Damn. That's like, George, that's like the third last today. It's not like the ball is rocketing through the freaking play field, but it just goes tap. It's leaning right, yeah. David you gotta assume and this is what I learned about Free Go Watch the pinball machine will move the moment you leave the pinball machine will move somewhere else it will because things move so much here that's why I never leave equipment up I never leave equipment up I never do anything that assumes that it's gonna be there the next day Andre broke it So we're going to learn how to play this game No but don't panic flip We're going to play this game once or twice Just so you can see How brutally easy it is How brutal it is How easy it is How brutal Easy Okay I needed to move one more to the three that's not gonna do it oh finally a successful drop catch and a freaking em nope gone nope i actually meant to center the ring but i forgot to and left you're right you're arriving through me oh now it's my fault now i love david's this is my fault all right i can get this special let's see if we can get this special if i can move If I can move that light one over to three, four, five, hit it, we got special. We got special, guys. And actually, my scores are high. Move it. Good. It's on three. It's on four. You can kiss my butt. Oh. Oh, this butt right here. You. Mwah. This. This. This thing here. Sorry. the ninth layer of hell is playing this table on a lean pin bot say hello hello i'm pin bot how can i be of service can you please level this freaking game so it doesn't tilt like crazy. Oh, no, it's Mr. Scoot. Hey, Scoot buddy, how you been? Hang on, Scoot. Hang on, Scoot. Scoot, Scoot. Listen, Scoot, Scoot. Scoot, Scoot, Scoot, Scoot, listen. Hi. Huckers up. Scoot, do I bother you when you're playing Bounty Hunter? I don't think so. Okay? So you need to... Hey, buddy, how's it going? I love Scoot. Follow Mr. Scoot. Don't forget to check out Mr. Scoot at twitch.tv forward slash Mr. Scoot right now. Yeah, baby. Ball two. That was a little station break. Ball two. We're at 5.7. We have a lot of targets down. We have the pink target on the one. 5K. Hey, don't panic flip. Do those guys stream anymore? Oh, my God. No, not three hits. Just one. All the time when I play your smirk is eternally reflected in the background. I don't ever see them. Maybe I'm not looking for one iPod, one pinball anymore. You never have too many points on my stream. I learned my lesson, though. I don't turn them all on now. Some of them just go away. I don't get tattoos, bro. I admire tattoos. I don't get them. It was funny. Dude, when you come by, you'll see there's a tattoo place right on my block. It's on the same block. I go past this... Bounce over. I go past this tattoo place all the time. But... I'm not a tattoo guy. And I love people who have tattoos. They're awesome. Six. Six. No. Six. Six. Six. Can we hit a six? Oh, jeez Six Got it Now we need a pink target Move it again, again, again, again, again We need to move it Oh, God, oh, God We need to move it Move it Move it You're going to get a wedge head tonight? Oh, you're going to wedge head tonight. What are you talking about, Scoot? What do you mean? You say wedge head to a pinballer and they're like, squirrel. come on come on don't thank you oh this game crack me oh easiest shot in pinball ladies and gentlemen right watch manu not make it this freaking thing right here uh don't panic you get to rent individual pinball rolls with like four pins on free play kind of like karaoke room wow so you're going there today damn bro full pledge can you take me with you oh full plunge full plunge can you take me with you master class of stormtrooper pinball marksmanship hello lynn how are you i read the i read the comment before i read the name and i knew it was you welcome back to the theater welcome back to the theater By the way, if any of you cats are... I can hit the seven and get... Nope. He can't even hit the seven. Okay, what are you giving me? What are you giving me? What are you giving me? What are you giving me? The five. The five. The five. I just threw that shot away. Okay, the five. Nope. Nope. By the way, get your Jersey Jack stools here. Get your Jersey Jack pinball stools. $5.99. Signed by Jersey Jack himself. I'm sitting and playing today, guys. Because I'm old. Yep, I'm sitting and playing. This is what's happening right now. It's happening. This is what's happening. You guys see this? This is what's happening. You are always invited to kiss my butt Well thank you for the invitation Anyway I'll take any kind of invitation What's up Ice Kiddo What's Galaga mode It just plays a game of Galaga on my face If you want to You should open the game and loosen the tilt I don't want people to think it's going to be this tight I'll adjust it myself When I get the center Take the wild shot Stop trapping Okay, alright Wax Um Dark Souls Thank you for the follow Devils Avocado That's a cool name, Devils Avocado Sounds like something I want to stay away from Uh Sit on Jack's face Alright I'm going to take Wax's I'm going to take Wax's advice Stop trying to trap Alright, so this is play style number two Ugh Look at me, I'm still trying to trap This is me playing whack style now Look at my scores go up Oh boy I'm going back up Going back up Wolfman Wolfman Wolfman, baby What's up? Long time no see. Wax, I think you're right. Oh my god. Wolfman. Andre style. Oh, I see. Wax, have you watched Andre play? Because that's exactly his style. So last night Last night I was here Ah Best ball ever because I stopped trying to trap up Sup, Turkey. What's up, Wolfman? Long time no see, buddy. Good to be seen by you. Man, I haven't heard that call out in a long time. Just feel the flow and grip and rip. You gonna call the cops on George when he arrives? Yes, I will. They're waiting here right now, actually. waiting here right now, actually. Are you kidding? Andre gives me heart attacks. So last night I came now, right? I don't usually come here at night, but I forgot to set up my stuff during the daytime. So, oh, and I got the special lit, by the way. Special is lit. But I don't have a target to redeem the special. So I'm trying to move the pink target over or at least drop the two. If I can drop the two I got the two. We're going up. Now I can get the five. Four? Five. Four. Crack! Wolfman, thank you for the biddies. I always appreciate it. I am streaming from Free Gold Watch in lovely San Francisco. I am streaming from Free Gold Watch in San Francisco. And if you don't come here to play pinball, you will be destroyed. I have spoken. This is the way. Mano, you're showing your age. And fuck swearing. What's up, motherfucker? Sexy motherfucker! Okay, I got it. Got it. We got the special, guys. We got the special. I will finish my story also, but I'm getting very distracted. I want this to go right back up there. Much better games, Wax. Thank you. Much better games. Crappy, crap, crap. Those lanes are hungry. Damn, I love those change machines. Tab is in Columbus, Ohio with level one bar. Nice. Let's go, let's go. When am I at? 61. I'm at 61. If you want to learn to aim on the fly and catch the ball less, play a lot of Sinbad. Can you bring a Sinbad here, David? I know you have a Sinbad in your garage. You sounded like the narrator for Black Knight for a hot minute there. I need to look for a pinball place near me. Gerard, yeah. The sound of the coins hitting the bottom. So I came down yesterday to set up, last night to set up. I don't usually get to come here at night. So I came here at night. It was like just a few people. The place is closed. The place is closed. There are just a few people here. And I'm like, cool. So here's what I'm going to do. I told my wife I'll be back in an hour. I really needed to be home by 9 o'clock. So I told my wife I'll be back in an hour. I got down here. I got another special. Oh, David, is that supposed to happen? Is this supposed to do that? Like, I got three specials. Is this correct? Another special. David, you might want to come down tomorrow. I'm getting all the money that I paid in here back right now oh crap I saw mutterfudder say tearing it up and then I lost the ball 79 right now that's our high score right now we have four credits in here so that's good uh play tin man weird af man I used to get 45 tokens for five bucks around around 84 for 45 tokens. That's a lot of tokens. No, Mother Futter, it's not your fault. It's all me. So I was saying, I came down, right? And I said, ooh, here's what I'll do. I'll set up. It'll take me 10 minutes to set up. And then I'll get to play like 40 minutes of Elvira. Right? So I was like, yes. So I start setting up, right? I'm almost, I'm this close from being done set up. Who do you know walks in the door? Any guesses about who walks in the door five minutes before I go to play Elvira? Any guesses? Any guesses? That's right. Freaking Elvis. Elvis walked in the freaking door right behind Jesus and Matt Damon it was a party here last night no Stevie was already here because Stevie was actually playing he was the musical guest no no you guys are stupid Andre Masenkov as we call him Slamminkov Andre walks in the door and then Jesus, Matt Daveman, Elvis and all those others right Hendrix Hendrix was cancelled because well, Hendrix is dead so he couldn't show up it would have been too hard for him to show up so yes, Andre 3000 Andre from OutKast he walked in and we were like, hey Andre, what's up? and he goes, 1, 2, 3 right? right? Andre baby A guy walks into a pinball. No, there's no rolling right now, Mr. Scoot. That's starting over. That's starting over. This is ball five. I'll announce what ball I'm on because I know that this ball score is not showing to you guys. So, Wax, check this out. Andre shows up. Hey, what's up? and I'm like, hey, Andre. I go, hey, Andre, hey, Sky Jump is here. He's like, oh, Sky Jump, cool. So we go in the room, we take a look at Sky Jump, right? And we talk about it a little bit, and then he plays Sky Jump, and I go, okay, good, he's playing Sky Jump. I'm five minutes away from being finished setting up my stuff. I go in the room, I go in the room, I finish setting up my stuff. I turn around and Andre is sitting at Elvira, like sitting Elvira. And I look at my buddy Robbie and I'm like, I'm never going to get to play Elvira today. And then can you point the camera that's on your hands at the balls in play like. Yeah, I guess so. Let me see. it's kind of crappy because this is a webcam so it's not going to look good let me see David I'm willing to do this for David if he wants to check it out I have a thousand cameras but I don't have a thousand hooked up right now. Do you do this on a laptop? No, this is actually a desktop computer. This is a computer built specifically for pinball streaming. There you go. That's as good as it's going to get with that camera, David. How's that? It is portable. I have a handle. I have a handle on it. Um, let me see. So that's going to be that way, right, for now, okay? Um, yeah, I bought a little handle. It's a mini tower. I can show you a picture of it. I can show you a picture of my baby. Here, I'll show you a picture of my baby. Here, let's do this for a minute. This is ball five. You guys can see that it's ball five, right? Uh, here. Here, that's a picture of my baby. Wait, no, you literally don't want to see a picture of my baby, sorry. That's a picture of me at the Alameda Pinball, in Alameda, the pinball museum. But you guys didn't ask for that. You asked for a picture of... Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? for their lot of pictures about my 66 in here whole lot is right here here you go that that I that that that that that the machine and streaming of that that that that that that that the here we go Yeah, the webcam doesn't zoom. But I'll leave it like that because you guys don't really need to see. You guys don't really need to see. And do you have an octopus arm for the camera? Yes, I do. You know what I need? I'm starting to feel... Give me that 7 because it's worth 5K. Frack you. Hey, David, I think it's stuck. I think it keeps... I think it's stuck on specials right now. Yeah, George. We're going to geek out so much. It is stupid. And that's all, folks. George, your head's going to explode when John Youssi... And then you'll feel really bad for me when John Youssi exactly what I have to go through to do location streaming in three different locations every week. But I do it for the love of pinball, guys. Is the picture making that singing noise? I can see your passion for sure. You're going to be working, in other words. No, guys, here's what's exciting. George and I are going to be streaming from Scorbit on Monday. next Monday we're going to stream from the offices of Scorbit with Jay freaking Adelson. We're going to be at Jay's place. We're going to play something Jay has. I hear he has like an amazing paragon like the nicest paragon or something like that. He also has a Batman 66. I know George you hate that game. He has. I think he has a TNA. He has. So that's going to be sick. That's going to be sick. That's going to be sick. Make me fries, George! So, to finish my story about Andre, yes, Andre decided to sit down and play Elvira because it's one of the newest pins here. and I don't have like a Jack Danger high score in Elvira I had like 171 million for Elvira which is tiny I played one game of Elvira this is House of Horrors by the way House of Horrors one game of Elvira with with Andre I think I made 10 million he made 330 million you should have seen this dude hit the ramps he must have hit eight ramps consecutively Ed Boon Ed Boon Ed Boon Ed Boon Ed Boon Ed Boon Ed Boon like i was gonna talk just so i could see if i could distract him just so he could blow a shot basically a warm-up game yeah mutterfutter oh my god you know what i need to do you guys indulge me for one minute indulge me for a minute i'm gonna go over and find out what the freaking grand champion score is right now. Because dude was sitting there last night. Hang on. I'm going to find out. It's a bad night for Andre. $543 million. No, he made that Ed Boon sound in his head, Ice Kidoo. So Jack Danger played a game. Jack Danger plays the game a lot and managed to get $2 billion. A typical high score in Elvira is $150 million. and Andre almost never plays Elvira and he put up $543 million. So that's about as much context as I can give you, actually. Trust me, it's a long time, it's a long play and he didn't even know how to do play field multipliers. So there's that. Wow, thank you. Who's that? Ken Swift. Thank you. Extended your subscription. Oh, Pinbot. Hey, Pinbot, I'm going to play some pinball. No, nothing? Pinbot, I'm going to play some pinball. No, okay, never mind. Ken Swift, thank you for the tier one sub. She usually says something when I say that. Pin Bot, what's your status? My stats indicate I'm low on battery, so I am feeling rather drained. Ken Swift's making some pancakes. When Level One opened back up early in the pandemic, early in the pandemic, Ohio had a 9 p.m. curfew for bars, and James Scott, Ohio, played ball one on Deadpool for 20 minutes and got $1.5 billion for Kim Nakata. Had to tell him to stop. Wow. Yeah. Thank you for the bitties. Once again, you must be a billionaire. Happy birthday, Stevie Wonder. That's right. Although Stevie Wonder, not quite as good as Black Eyed Peas, according to the Don't Panic clip, but we'll forgive him. It's like talking to my Amazon Echo. That was me with the Amazon Echo five minutes ago. A few minutes ago. We only talk to each other on Twitch. Black Eyed Peas for the win, yes. Sure. Mudder Fudder, don't worry about it. Stevie Wonder, Prince, Michael Jackson. They're all hacks. They all got lucky. They all just had a... Stevie Wonder. Here, it's a true story. It's a true Stevie Wonder story. What's up, Walter? Walter! Tell me your Stevie Wonder story. I'm curious. Stevie Wonder story. Oh, I just, I just, yeah, let me do this because they can still see you. Yeah, okay. Stevie Wonder won Album of the Year, I think, for three years in a row. That's impressive. Something crazy, right? Then one year, it took him two years to do Songs of the Key of Life. I know that album. So he didn't, he wasn't up for an Album of the Year award. Paul Simon won that year And actually went up to get it On his acceptance speech He thanked Stevie Wonder For not putting out an album that year So someone else could win an album that year True story Stevie Wonder is great dude Especially little Stevie Wonder stuff Oh my god Don't sleep on the little Stevie Wonder stuff either I gotta get back to work John Youssi my shirt? Is Audrey gone? No John Youssi my shirt? My shirt Look at my shirt. Look at my shirt. Oh my God, he just tilted too. All right. All right. We got to roll it. We're going to roll it. It's three o'clock. I have 30 more minutes. We're going to roll it. Walter the Man. This was the beginning of the Tiny Tim Turneys. They've been doing it Mondays. Oh, in lieu of Monday. Awesome. Max of 12 people. Teb, it sounds awesome. I would love to get out there and play sometime. But that was Lenny Kravitz. How about this little bit of tidbit about Stevie Wonder? Okay, come in close. So you know when you think that he writes all his songs? Not very true. His main collaborator is his mom. All like, you know, I was made for loving you. All this is mom writing too. Yeah, they co-wrote a bunch of songs in the beginning of his career. That is true. Stevie and his mommy. Oh wow, me and Walter got to talk to Stevie. Stevie Wonder is the only artist of which I have all vinyl. So I have, I think with the exception of maybe one or two that are really expensive, I have all all Stevie's not compilations but there you go but full albums on vinyl I'm back to Andre style or what we would call whack style Bounce back, baby. Always gotta bounce back. So that 4 is worth 5,000. That 4 is worth 5,000. Can he make it? Frack me. Ed Boon, 5,000. That 4 is still worth 5,000. Uh-oh. Look at that. Look at that ball bounce. Ed Boon. 5K. Another 5K. Gotta play fast. Gotta play loose. Gotta play duck, duck, goose. I'm a poet and I don't even know that I am. No, no. Stop trying to trap. Damn it. Columbus has close to 10 bars with more than 10 pinball machines. Motherfucker, I would not write a sexy time song with my motherfucker. Yeah, like Weird Flex, right? Okay. I don't know if they were sexy time songs, Motherfucker. Is that Cliff Clavin's son? And that's why you're not worth $110 million. That's right. You ever seen a grown man naked? You gotta write sexy time songs with your mom, motherfucker. I'm waiting for Mandon to break out. Fledged carb That one I don know man I actually don know that one Ball three. Ball three, guys. 23,000. We got a six target. And we got a... Fall 4, 25k. It's all good until Dumpan Eclipse starts playing cake. Then throw him out face first from Scorvitz. Battlestar Galactica? Wait, is it the old Battlestar Galactica or the new Battlestar Galactica? Because the new Battlestar Galactica, it was all about crack. I am not going the distance. I am not going for speed. I am all alone in my time of need. What is it? Fish go to heaven, ducks go to hell. What is it? Sheep go to heaven. My favorite cake song is... Sheeps and Goats, thank you. My favorite cake song is... Why the hell are we talking about cake now? Thanks, Wolfman. We're supposed to be talking about Stevie Wonder. My favorite, but I like cake. My favorite cake song is Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps. And that's not even a cake song. But then again, neither is I Will Survive. And I learned about cake through I Will Survive. I thought that cake did such an amazing version of I Will Survive. But then again, everyone who's not from Sacramento probably discovered cake through I Will Survive. My favorite cake song is the one where they sing in a monotone voice. My favorite cake song is the one where all of a sudden out of nowhere they break out into a trumpet solo. And the trumpet solo goes like this. Cake is getting the best, best, best, best of you. My favorite Alien Ant Farm. This song is smooth. Mail did, right? All right. This is Manu. This is Mando playing pinball, like the lead singer from Cake. Okay. Alright. Alright. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You know what? Cake was the original hype man, wasn't it? Let's put the lead singer from Cake and Lil Jon in the same room and have them talk it out. Alright. Okay. Alright. What? Okay. Okay. What? All right. 66. That was 66 million points, guys. That was 66 million. How many games do I have left? I think my high score is 79. Let's do this. What? All right. Yeah. You know what? You know what? It's not because I'm old, guys, but sitting and playing pinball, I could get used to this. I could get used to this. It's not because I'm old. Shut up. It's not because I'm old. Mr. Scoot, I hear you. I hear you looking at me like, wow, man is old and he's sitting and he's playing pinball. And that means he's old. I need a large clock necklace. And now I'm hearing Dave Chappelle's Little John and Little John. You're the only one that understands me. What? What? Sorry I couldn't hear you all the way down there In my chair In my pinball chair In my pinball stool Jersey Jack ladies and gentlemen That is actually Jersey Jack No kidding Alright Let's play Let's see Shall we play a game? Pinbox I'm going to play some pinball Great attitude You need all the practice you can get Frag me I hear if you beat this game You win a free Well cake and little John Into the rock and roll Hall of fame or vice versa Oh I might get to play Alien in a couple of hours Where Wolfman where I still do I'm not going to click that. I'm not going to. I'm going to watch that later. Surprise me. Surprise me. I'll see what that is. This is a fun stream because. Not because of that. Not because of that garbage right there. But because it's real chill. Ball five. 22 million points. And that's how it works. Let's finish this up. Let's finish this up. Here we go. I got some time. Ace is doing a stream tomorrow with Carl with Pinball Brothers. It might be out early today. I saw that alien table. It looks pretty cool. I mean, it's no Sky Jump Wedgehead with hot, fast Sky Jump Wedgehead action. But it's something. Oh yeah. You want to hit the pink? You want to hit the pink? You want to hit the pink? You got to hit the pink. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. These are some good saves. I'm doing some good saves. ding these are good saves good digs good digs good digs seven nope bring them up bring them up ah i don't know if you said but it triggered my google mini and now won't shut up sorry the original not a fan of but let's see how this one does a lot of people like the original because it had a screen on the play field didn't it and this one doesn't have a screen on the play field anymore ball to 11 million 11 million points ball two oh and i think that was a 5k yeah that was a 5k crap crap send it up come on please i can hear scared stiff back there Okay, at least that's savable now. For a little while, I couldn't save it coming out of there. Oh, crap. That's 5K. Oh, crap. Oh! Oh, last time I got an early preview of Alice Cooper, I dug that pin. That pin, Alice Cooper Actually When the code got better, the game got a lot better I hated that screen in the play field You'll see if you ever play it I'm very glad they moved it, very distracting It took away from the play I never got to see it in real life I wouldn't know Why couldn't you roll over the thing that I wanted you to Well that blows my friggin Good run Full plunge full plunge do what pinball and cancer says get a full plunge boop boop alright well it happens 27 curious about Mando everybody's curious about Mando the story of Din Djarin Din Djarin Din Djarin Damn it. But I got a match. Stick with me, people. This is only going to get better. Guess we'll know tomorrow. A lot of reveals. Are we going to see gameplay from Mandalorian tomorrow? Somebody on stream tell me. Wolfman, are you talking... Are you talking about Alien tomorrow? Or are you talking about... Oh, okay. You're going to play Mandalorian tomorrow. I mean, you're going to play Alien tomorrow. Next week for Mandalorian. I think I might take next week off. Oh, by the way, I was going to say earlier. If you're a regular on my stream on Friday, I may have to stream an hour early on Friday. That's tomorrow. I may have to start streaming at 8 p.m. So 8 to 10. Because kids, once again, kids like doing all of these kids do today. Kids. So it probably might be from 8 to 10 because I got kids. But there will be a bunch of shorts. We're going to do a bunch of shorts. No full movie. So it should be fun. And if you can't make it, that's fine. that is a fake skyrim backlash a sky jump backlash check it out i do this all the time yep uh we're gonna do a psa we're gonna do and then we're gonna do like three clips of things maybe a tv show something that brian o'neill sent me that was amazing which is like a video about safety, construction work safety, which was I watched like a minute of it and I was immediately sold. I was like, yes, we need to do this whole thing. It's going to be great. You clever bastard. Thank you, Ice Goodie. I like that. That is the nicest thing you can say to me. Number four is 5K. No, not five. I said four. Thank you. Let's move the pink light to a 1 or a 3 Maybe not Alien stream is tomorrow on Carl's Channel 7pm PST Oh Okay Well if I'm not streaming at 8 That means I took the night off I want to get my riffs in That was 5K right there. Can we post pass? Can we post pass on a high sky jump? Yes, we can. Yes, we can. Bam. And that's it. All right, one more. One more game of sky jump. What is it that you do on Fridays? Oh, I'm glad you asked, David. Fridays, here at Mystery Pinball Theater, we watch movies or short public service announcements or clips of short things and it is a competition where people sit in the theater with me and they talk and talk bubbles show up on the screen and everyone else votes for them and they earn points and then we just have a fun time so it's really hard to explain it's really hard to explain but uh yeah if you checked it out you may or may not be into it it's basically mystery science theater 3000 but i made it competitive now i made it where you get points for being funny or not funny uh there's a science to it yes so if you show up on friday probably 8 o'clock tomorrow you'll see an example of some of it and I've got VODs on Twitch that do it but for my regulars here's my plan my plan is once Surreal and I get to the point where we have some more game modes in there we have our achievements set up high score tables and stuff like that we are going to do an invitational competition we're going to do an invitational competition here on Mystery Pinball Theater at some point in the future solo play and partnered play so we're going to have we're actually going to do a comp where you can win some prizes So I'm going to see if I can get some prizes together from, like, Scorebit or whoever wants to give us swag that we can give prizes to. And there will be a first place winner for solo play and a first place team winner for 2v2. Because we're riding in the 2v2 mode where two people can compete against another two people and their combined score will win. So that's something that's coming up. So right now, here's a good time for you to find a partner, a ripping partner. We all know Vecennia Jordan and Becca are going to be partners. You got to get somebody. If you can grab Mr. Scoop right now, you're in good shape. Or if you can grab Joe Hills right now, you're in good shape. But find yourself a ripping partner because that's going to be a thing. I gave up on the game. Oh, did John Youssi that? Five is worth 5K. And I hit the four. Every time I call the shot, I don't hit the thing I want to hit. I got to catch up with chat. There's a good time to catch up with chat. It's a highlight of my week. Oh, man, you're giving games. Hoping you describe it tongue in cheek without saying MST3K. Ah. Oh, well. That sounds awesome. Your amazing video production skills. How come you haven't made a 30-second trailer about how the Rift Theater works for days like this? Icekadoo damn it because because brilliant people like you don't show up in my life enough Icekadoo you are absolutely right I think also because the game is not done as far as I'm concerned but if I don't do it now I think you're right I think it's enough done so that I can do that thank you so much am I hearing about this so late that I have already missed all the pinball movies? No, David, we did Tilt with Brooke Shields. I think that was the first movie we ever did. No, Tron was the first movie we ever did. But Tilt with Brooke Shields we did. And I'm trying to get my hands on some other pinball movies that don't have a lot of boobs in them. Because there's a movie I think called Summer Madness, which has pinball in it, but it also has boobs, and I can't do boobs on Twitch. Really. I get Brian O'Neill. Motherfutter. You and Brian would be stellar. Oh, it's called Pinball Summer. Pinball Summer. Thank you. Motherfutter. You and Brian would be awesome. So, bro, team up. Get Brian. Team up. Start practicing. And here's how it's really going to work. The competition the competition will have like there will be a few movies in the competition you will get the movies in advance for some level of the comp you will know what movie it is or what short you will have access to it you can prepare but then for the finals you will get something you have not seen that's how we're going to do it mbt3k only fans That bad Santa pinball scene Where he's teaching the girl how to shove the machine What's up roller pinball If you want to do tilt again I can probably get you a guest Who made the custom games for the movie Holy smokes Really Oh my god That would be crazy No we're not See the reason I'm not going to do blind all the way Is because I want to see if people can prepare and come up with the funniest stuff. That's a different kind of execution, right? That's like, we got a funny joke, but we got to drop it now. Versus on the fly side. Nobody wants to see me in a hot tub. Not even my wife. Nobody wants that to happen. Well, I think 70-something is going to be my highest score. Yeah, it looks like 70-something is going to be my highest score today Alright, kitties Alright, you lovelies It's time for me to say bye-bye I hope you had fun And look I hope you had fun Bye-bye I hope you had fun. I also hope you learned something along the way. Alright? Sky Jump. Amazingly fun game. Really hard to play. Don't play this one yet until David comes and fixes the tilt. There you go. Thanks a lot once again. Thanks for Dave Velansky for hanging out on the stream. And all the fun games here at Free Gold Watch in the EM room. They're fabulous games to play. Let me just check and catch up on chat. Yeah, there's fear. Like Space Mutiny when they show Galactica on the side of the ship. How do you... As long as you keep that hat, I'd like to see you in a hot tub. Thank you for the bitties, Mother Potter. If it doesn't find you handsome, she should at least find you handy. There you go. Alright, guys. Bye-bye, maybe I'll see you Friday. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Why doesn't this work? Come on. Say goodbye already. Gosh. And that's all folks If you're still with me, we're going to go raid LaserLos and say hi to him. Say hi to him for me, guys. LaserLos! We will be on stream in 10 seconds.