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Ice Cold Beer Pt.2 | Road to 10k Followers! #Pinball #Streaming

Dead Flip·video·1h 28m·analyzed·Jul 13, 2016
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TL;DR

Deadflip streams Ice Cold Beer at Logan Arcade while celebrating 10k followers and commentary tournament play.

Summary

Jack Danger (Deadflip) streams gameplay of Ice Cold Beer, a 1982 mechanical pinball/bar game, at Logan Arcade while celebrating reaching 10k Twitch followers. The stream includes commentary from Bob Smith (who owns a Stargazer machine at Jack's studio) and coverage of a pinball tournament happening at the venue. Jack struggles with the game's difficult control mechanics and ball routing while interacting with chat donations and subscribers.

Key Claims

  • Sam Stern is hooking up machines after Comic Con

    medium confidence · Jack mentions Stern providing machines to his studio after Comic Con event

  • Ice Cold Beer is a 1982 game

    high confidence · Chat confirms MCMLXXXII (Roman numeral for 1982) and direct date confirmation

  • Logan Arcade is hosting a pinball tournament at 8 PM during the stream

    high confidence · Jack mentions tournament start time and later provides tournament commentary

  • Ice Cold Beer machine at Logan Arcade is receiving maintenance (new ball and belt) later in the week

    high confidence · Bob Smith mentions arcade plans to rehab the machine with new ball and belt

  • Deadflip reached 10,000 Twitch followers during this stream

    high confidence · Stream title and repeated celebration of reaching 10k milestone throughout broadcast

Notable Quotes

  • “Holy shit! The sweat, the palm sweat.”

    Jack Danger (Deadflip)@ 0:00 — Enthusiastic opening as he begins streaming with guest Bob Smith

  • “This game is called Ice Cold Pain in the Ass.”

    Jack Danger@ 12:55 — Humorous reaction to the game's frustrating difficulty and control mechanics

  • “This game does troll you so hard, man. It hurts. I think I, like, I think I like pulled a muscle in my back freaking out.”

    Jack Danger@ 40:29 — Expresses physical frustration with game difficulty

  • “It's like panicking when you're driving a boat. Really, there's nothing you can do.”

    Bob Smith@ 3:46 — Analogy describing the feeling of losing control while playing Ice Cold Beer

  • “Multiball on this game would be insane, dude.”

    Jack Danger@ 27:07 — Speculates on hypothetical game enhancement

Entities

Jack DangerpersonBob SmithpersonDeadfliporganizationLogan ArcadeorganizationIce Cold BeergameSam SternpersonZespipersonSimonperson

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Deadflip reached 10,000 Twitch followers during this broadcast, generating viewer celebration and donations

    high · Repeated celebration of 10k milestone throughout stream; title references '10k Followers'; multiple donations and subscription renewals during broadcast

  • ?

    event_signal: Logan Arcade hosting competitive pinball tournament with multiple player cards and structured bracket format

    high · Tournament mentioned with 8 PM start time, multiple players, card-based format, specific rules about extra balls and progression

  • $

    market_signal: Stern Pinball providing machines to content creators' studios (Jack Danger's setup) as part of broader content creator ecosystem engagement

    medium · Jack mentions 'Sam Stern's like hooking me up with a few once uh Once Comic Con comes over'

  • ?

    product_concern: Ice Cold Beer machine at Logan Arcade requires maintenance (new ball and belt) suggesting wear/degradation of older mechanical game

    high · Bob Smith states: 'they've had this game for quite some time, but they've been working on it. So, in fact, later this week, they're putting in a new ball and a new belt and rehabbing it completely'

Transcript

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0:00
Holy shit! The sweat, the palm sweat. What's going on, dude? How are you, man? Good to see you. We're playing some ice cold beer.
0:37
This is Brad Smith, ladies and gentlemen. The man that owns the Stargazer at my studio. How the hell are you, man? How are you, man? I'm good since I didn't drink this time.
0:50
I'm good, dude. Got a new studio. Got a little babe. Yeah, she's doing freaking great. Cries like crazy. Alright, how the hell do I do this?
1:04
Shut up! No, shut up! No! Oh! My man. You here for the tournament? Yeah. Nice. Is it a Whopper tournament? I think it's the usual Monday. I went Tuesday night. Okay, cool. Sounds good, man. Dude, I want to come out to your barn sometime. Yes, you do.
1:27
I gotta get out there. I also have to like replenish my stock of machines Stern's like hooking me up with a few once uh Once Comic Con's over But man Like Nick taking all of his games Fucking sucked Alright here we go boys What the hell was that I had every save in the world Uh Is my internet still working I can't tell.
2:00
Yeah, man. I think my internet may have died. I can't tell. Yeah, I think my internet went down. That sucks.
2:13
Yeah, I saw that on Instagram. But I was like, oh, you're doing it here? I thought you got a machine. No, God, no. Oh yeah, we are dead, actually.
2:32
No. Not at all. Like someone... Alright, sorry about that, boys. Are we back? Are we good? Can you see me? Can you hear me?
2:43
I'm not sure what happened there, but I think we're good. Can I get a 1, 2, 3 if you can hear me, boys?
3:07
Cool. Alright, we upped the data. We're good, we're good, we're good. We lost a lot of people just then. That's up. all right here comes ten this is it man it's the dream the dream right here
3:23
this is the dream how the hell are we doing this let's go this way This is the dream. Just now they give you more. Oh, shit.
3:43
The picture. It's like panicking when you're driving a boat. Really, there's nothing you can do. Bob Twitchell.
3:57
Good to see you, man. You gotta go over the top. Oh, you did it. I really went over the top. Okay. Boys, we freaking did it.
4:10
Screw this game. How much is data streaming per hour? Expensive. Very, very. We did it, boys. Number 10. Time to get sweaty.
4:26
Congratulations. Thanks, guys. Oh, man. Watch me screw up number one. Reduce your bitrate so you don't eat up your data. I did. I reduced it a lot, actually.
4:39
Dude, win this thing tonight, man. What time does it start? Eight. Oh, I might actually be able to compete.
4:46
What time is it now? 7.30? I might shut this down, play a little pinball. Oh, no, it's a lead. It's a lead, I guess. Oh, it's kind of a lead. I just showed up. I got a little work there. back to the top JB9821 you did not lie thank you welcome to the league you're amazing and Shripe also I love you welcome to the league you're amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up for that two new sub hype JB you did not lie I love you brother thank you so much we got that ten boys I love people that stay true to their word my man the love and the hype is so effing real.
5:30
Dude, we're killing this thing right now. Alright, blow it up, buddy. The hype is so real. Can we do two? Can we go double tens, baby? Double tens.
5:45
Oh, my farts. I screwed up. Donations? How's the streaming from the bar? It's going really well. I'm in a bar. Yes, I'm in a bar. Sorry, when my data thing quit out on me, I lost everything. Subscription, subscription.
6:04
Dookie booty. We got $10 from Some Albino Gaming. It says 10 for 10, you sexy son of a biscuit, man. Thank you so much for that donation. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some flip-flop love in chat for Some Albino Gaming? Thank you, buddy. All right, we got this, boys. We got this. We're not going to let five take us out. I'm like still riding that adrenaline train.
6:41
That was it, though. No. Not good enough Wi-Fi to stream. Which is what sucks. Which is what shits. That's okay. We got, let's see. So I got up to 15 holes boys 5 took us out Let's write that down 15 We can do this I think I know what to do now 15 holes Done Off the lip Yeah we got lipped boys We got lipped It's all good Also I think I know what's eating my data stupid cell phone the holes are bigger at the top they are no oh yes yes yes yes the holes that want to screw you at our at the top your skull is 30 yo I'm all about holes baby that's gorgeous suck it thanks the NK all right here we go hope we're going we're going we're going 40 holes right 40.
7:46
We're going all the way. 2. What a breeze. Yeah, the bad holes. We're going balls to the holes. I tried to get cocky there. I'm trying to move fast. But my play style is so, like, droopy that I can't do that.
8:23
I'm starting this over. You should ask if I can bring the baby by this way. Can I restart this by holding the start button down?
8:36
The answer is no. I'm going to drain this. Because we got crapped up. Wait, C and K. $39.60 minus $525,080 equals what you need next game. Got it. Alright, here we go.
8:55
We got this. This game looks fun but super frustrating. It is all of the above, actually. All of the freaking above.
9:11
Nailed it. Tilt. Man, I should. I wonder if this game makes a unique noise when you tilt it. That would be kind of cool.
9:20
Again, folks, thank you so much for coming. If you're from the SGDQ stream that happened over the last week, thank you for being here.
9:28
We had a lot of fun doing it. Pinball done quick is an awesome, awesome thing. Zealous Benediction. I think that's not being drawn until August.
9:47
Orbital Beetle. Thanks, dude. Easy does it. My man. I discovered you from the kind of sort of after party the next... Oh, nice, right? Yeah, dude. Totally. More breakfast now. strip at the time. My man! Well we usually play pinball but uh we're mixing it up a little bit. Play a little ice cold beer. This game is pretty interesting.
10:28
Nice and easy buddy. I got fives. I got five on it. Oh, here we go. Number six. Two damn holes. At least it's physical. That's the point, man. I'm just trying to play them physical games.
11:03
Get rekt on number six. Alright, seven is hard to deal with because that is like just the brightest white light in the world.
11:33
Seven looks fun. It's blinding. Seven's not bad. Nine and ten are just like, get the hell out of here. You're done playing the game, idiot.
11:48
How'd you even get this far? All right. Have you ever thought about enabling the hotspot feature on your phone? Yeah, my mobile hotspot is way faster.
12:14
Pratisimo! And I hear an extra ball. Oh, here we go. Number nine. I forget the route that I took. I think it went around six. So we nailed that ten finally. Oh yeah? Took me a while. Hell yeah, dude.
12:37
Took me a while. So we're going to go this route. Save! The save is real! My man! Woo! This game is called Ice Cold Pain in the Ass. Did I just hear Space Shuttle? Um...
13:05
There's no Space Shuttle in this room, but I'm sure there is one. Go the hard way. Yeah, baby. C&K, there's an easy way to go? I don't know, that felt pretty easy to me. Straight up four seems to be the... or straight up the middle here. I don't even know how I'm gonna do this.
13:24
Yeah, I got four! I didn't need it. Shit. Damn. Alright, we're good, boys. Here comes another ten. Dick in the butt! Yeah. Sorry. Pardon my language. This game's very frustrating. Big baller. 10 is the top and once you get it you come down and start working your way back up again
13:55
all right here we go how do i get to you Oh my god! This game needs one of those punching bag games next to it. How did I get ten last time? Did I go through... Oh, you know what? We should go up eight. That's what we should do.
14:42
They are super touchy, but they need to be, honestly. Oh my god, here we go, boys. This is it. How?
15:31
What's up, man? Paul, what's up, buddy? I forget whose other voice you sound like. Dude, yeah, Paul. My voice was also, like, mega destroyed from that stream. It was bad. It was bad, man. It was real bad. Alright, so what's the approach here? Can you go from the top? Can you come down? Is that a thing? Like, can you ride it around and drop in?
15:58
That dammering man. Duck man, oh yeah. Go play pinball before I pass out. I drank too much already. C and K.
16:11
My man. I'm going to grab one more beer. Hold tight. Duckman Grabbing a beer? All right, it's time to make some crazy money. Are you ready? Look at my gross facial hair.
17:35
Grabbing a beer. We're going to play a couple more games and then, I don't know, punch people in the face.
17:44
Thank you. All right. Classic silver ball action. Alright, boys. Balls are rolling. What in the holy hell? Shake your waffle. What's cracking, buddy?
19:34
Alright, here we go. This, it's time to go all the way. Yeah, we're at Logan Arcade right now, boys. Look at my notes. We're at Logan Arcade playing ice cold beer. There's actually a pinball tournament happening here tonight that I completely forgot about. So at 8 o'clock I may tell you guys to get lost and go play some pinball.
20:04
Oh, can anyone confirm if you can bring the ball all the way to the top and drop it down onto 10? Is that a thing? Kill the animals. Shake your waffle for six months in a row, brother. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up for Shake Your Waffle. Half a year, dude.
20:22
Half a year. It's longer than most relationships I've had. I tilted the game. I tilted. I legit tilted the game. I don't know what's happening.
20:44
Um. I don't know what's going on. Oh, there was no credits. Give me your money. Be the black knight. Ha ha ha ha.
21:02
No way. Big baller. Can you see this? the whole, like, you see this? The whole control system comes off. It's not, like, bolted in. There's two credits.
21:18
Alright, here we go, boys. This winning machine is terrible. Big baller, my man. I don't believe you can get a... get it above the whole 10. Okay. I mean, I'd like to try. We'll try.
21:41
If we can get through this without wasting any balls, we'll take it all the way to the top and try to drop it down.
21:48
Look for the credit switch? Yeah, exactly. Or I could just maybe ask the bar if I can put credits in.
22:03
Number three Ooh my face cam is all super dark And sexy You don't think the bar goes high enough? Alright cool. Alright I won't do it then. Thanks for the uh, thanks for the insight boys. There's two clips like this are in Lockdown Bar? That's awesome.
22:28
Here we go. The song is going to drive me insane if I play this game any longer. Place your bets, boys. Here we go.
22:43
Kepa Pride. What number does it start getting hard? Like, uh, 20? 15. Like, once you roll it over, then it starts going nuts.
22:54
There's a fly in here that's, like, throwing me off. Good old 6. Good old 6 gives me a break. Good old 6.
23:10
It's like pinball, yes. The machine will eventually win. Super Recamp. Yeah, Summer Camp Annoying Song. Yeah. If you want to drink some cold beer, you better get it from town and hide it from your camp counselor.
23:23
Everybody here is getting high on some drugs. Woo! Juked! When you roll it, does the controls get more sensitive? No, but the bar starts moving on its own, and it gets pretty nasty.
23:52
The mechanism to put the ball onto the bar is pretty cool, too. It's just like a simple little thing. The bar pushes down, and the ball comes out.
24:00
I'm guessing there's only one ball in this entire machine. Oh my god. My life. Dropping the ball from left. Off the hole above 10.
24:41
Really? Huh. Yeah. Multi-ball would be pretty sweet. Multi-ball on this would be insane, dude. Alright, so I'm Albino. Have a good one, buddy. Thanks for coming, man. I love ya.
24:56
Alright, how are we going to go here? Let's go this way. I had some pretty good success with going through six.
25:12
We almost saved it. Yeah, I'm guessing. I bet there's, like, very specific strategic routes to get to these things, too.
25:28
Like... I'm afraid to, like, wiggle stuff like that. I will say, folks, this is, like, maybe the third time I've ever played this game.
25:41
Thank you for being here. big ball earn my man Oh my god. Vale Chippa, they've had this game for quite some time, but they've been working on it. It got played out. So, in fact, later this week, they're putting in a new ball and a new belt and rehabbing it completely.
26:30
That should be kind of neat. So it should play a hell of a lot more responsibly. Alright, it doesn't go any higher than that
27:00
Shit See, I wasted that ball trying to check something Damn it When do you get multiball on this? Multiball on this game would be bananas Thanks, Pterodactyl.
27:16
I just sort of threw that ball away, though. What the hell am I doing? Damn it. So, what's the best way to get in there? I could try to time something, but there has to be like a constant.
28:02
Farts. Put it in the hole, you baller. Oh man. This game is infuriating. Tape over the surrounding holes. Skirmisher, my man.
28:20
Someone knows what's up. Let me up the player camera here just a little bit. There I am. What's up, baby? up through six and over down wait up through six over down to ten so up through six and drop it this gap here seems way better than that gap that doesn't look like anything oh but you can let it hover over a hole yo i didn't think about that i didn't think about that because you could slowly drop the ball a little bit, and if you just give it enough so that the ball doesn't fall through the hole, it'll cradle it right there, and you can just give it a little love and swoop it on in.
29:13
Come on. Dude, shake your waffle, you smartass. That was perfect. Perfectly smart. So I've got to come up, up through nine, bring it back over, and drop it in. That's it. That's it. You did it. You smart son of a bitch.
29:36
That's it. Droop the swoop, baby. Swoop-a-da-da-do. Swoop-a-da-da-do. Hashtag ten hole. Hashtag ten hole, folks. Jairus, I'm hoping, buddy Here we go
30:11
Easy peasy, Chester Cheezy Sounds tricky CNK, you son of a bitch You know something, you let me know right now I heard on the TPA Tournament 2 they immediately ousted that FailSite guy. Yeah, like I said, there's no reason to freak out when people hack stuff like that because we know who the hackers are. So, you know, if it's a top 50 thing and you got knocked down to 51, you're 50. You know, like, don't sweat it. Don't sweat the small stuff, boys.
31:03
Because we got you. Or Joe's got you, anyway. You do know one very important secret. Can you just, like, ride the rail up on one side?
31:18
Is that the secret? Stick with the rice bowl beard? Yeah. I found out that when I'm concentrating really hard, my tongue sticks out of my mouth like an idiot.
31:42
Alright, this one though. They put the brightest LED like right in the middle. Oh, stop shooting me in the face.
32:10
My man! It does help. I don't know why. Stick your tongue out. It makes sense. I do that every time.
32:22
You gotta focus, man. After the third wave, the game stops budging with you. Oh, nice. Strategic light dazzling you. Yeah, that's what it is.
32:38
Okay, I get it perfectly on the stick. Like I've played it before, boys. Just get a really big man. Oh my god, me, etc. That's perfect.
33:02
Shake your waffle, yeah. Oh, what's going on, buddy? Trying not to get my ass kicked by... Yeah. We're doing pretty good, actually. So apparently people on the internet know secrets. People on the internet are what? They know secrets. I hear that about the internet. But it's not helping. I don't know. It's not helping. Don't play bad is secret number one. Oh yeah. Yeah I know that secret. Oh! There you go, there you go. So the game will start pushing the ball up for you. Oh it will? Please, please, please, I love you. Oh my god, please! Yay!
33:43
This is impossible. Number nine. Look at ten. It's impossible. It's surrounded by holes. It's a hole surrounded by holes.
33:54
Alright, boys. It's tough when it's surrounded by holes. Yeah, it makes it really hard. Alright, ball one. We made it all the way to nine.
34:04
Alright, we're going the sixth route. We got this, boys. We go into the sixth round. I'm just trying to slow the ball down.
34:30
Alright, here we go. No, that doesn't work, you lying sack of shit. It doesn't go any higher. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call you a sack of shit.
34:57
God damn it. It didn't go any higher, so you couldn't let the ball do the... It wouldn't go any higher. I dare you to play this drunk.
35:08
Never listen to people on the internet. God damn it. We had it, boys. Fuck! Alright, Pterodactyl Balls. Thanks for coming, buddy. I'm starting to get the hang of the controls for sure.
36:08
All right, here we go. Bake a sandwich. Thanks for the host, man. Ten-hole, baby. Get your hands together.
36:29
We did it, boys. Save. Whoa. You got to sneak it in, man. But I like the approach through the nine. I think that feels pretty good. I think the approach through the nine feels pretty good.
36:59
Oh, man. This is ridiculous, baby. The controls backwards Scribble That like mass hysteria Mass hysteria That'd be great Like it just treats it like you're wasted I would just walk away at this point Nah man keep going baby Keep going Drunken mode reverse controls would be legit. Legit.
37:49
Tell me that wasn't the end. Try crossing your arms. Alright. I think I am drinking too much. Because I can't get past pole number one.
38:15
Now tell me, the guy that broke the world record, was he drinking? Oh, Danbury, man. That's awesome, dude.
38:27
Buy that shit. Have it delivered to Deadlift. I'll give you the address. You can come hang out. We'll get wasted together.
38:35
Six is my bitch. Yo, Scumble, you son of a gun. For two months in a row, brother, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip us some butts up for Scumble if you could. I love you, pal. Thanks for coming.
39:02
I always have a hard time going to the bathroom. Wait, what? When it jumps up by itself, it's infuriating. I can't watch this. It's making me anxious. We're playing cold, ice-cold beer.
39:27
And I'm halfway to rolling it over. It is hard to watch. And if you, watch this, if you wait too long, the bar moves by itself. Okay? So while you're playing, this happens. So if you're trying to be strategic, it screws you.
39:49
Oh, they're playing the freaking far side? Dude, I'm ready. How do I get eight? Oh, like this. Stop. Stop going up by yourself.
40:11
We had that, boys. Damn it. Tater salad. I love you, man. 17. Personal best. 17, boys. Personal best. Nailed it.
40:26
Oh, my God. This game does troll you so hard, man. It hurts. I think I, like, I think I like pulled a muscle in my back freaking out.
40:37
51.50. I'll take it. I'm writing that down. So here's what we're going to do. I think I'm going to talk to Zespi, the guy that owns the bar. We're going to leave the gear here. All right.
40:49
So 17 holes. 51.50. And, um... Leave the gear here. I said that already. There's a pinball tournament about to kick off behind me. We're going to play another game. We're going to call it. And we're going to try to stream some other pinball machines that are here.
41:18
Yeah, the controls are really low. I'm not competing in this tournament, though. I can do commentary on it though. Shit, I could unplug all this except for one camera and go show you guys the tournament and walk around. It's up to you.
41:41
Let's go see the tourney. Stream the pinball tournament? I could do that. The exception is if you lose twice on a table, then you go to the next and take the win. Go win the tournament? I'd love to. The way this really works is if people actually pay attention to the queue, it's do it. We have four cards back there. Park with the next. Very good.
42:22
Cherish, exactly. It looks like if he misses this next shot, he's going to lose everything. Oh, he missed it. He's like, dude, get out of my ear.
42:49
Yeah, it's the pinball, pinball, pinball turn. We've been doing a plenty different run the entire time, scoring by 8%. We'll be scoring today on the number of wins. This is split hairs a little bit, but it occurs to be a pretty fast game. I thought it was another level of strategy and technique to it.
43:12
This is ice cold beer. I'm trying to keep it down because it's trying to tell people what's up for the pinball tournaments happening here tonight.
43:23
Alright boys, here we go. Oh ho ho ho, the jukes! and all of a sudden you have to go play with a machine, you hit somebody and you have to play with them with that machine, you can collect tasks to the next person in line. So fast, you can be like, oh, I'm going to send the person to the beeper, you're going to collect the first, you're going to have to change. At other times you can do it if you're like, oh God, I've got to go look at the cards. Woobly-choo! People who, uh, did everything right. Mr. Woobly-choo! Cool, all right, thank you, sir. Talk again let start Next slide Oh yeah the next ball You allowed to play one of your extra balls If you get more than one extra ball in a game you will be drained or vacant Oh my god.
44:15
Yes, Berryman, let's work on that dude. Oh shit, what happened? Oh my man. How the hell did your beer foam up? Oh, you put scope in your goddamn beer?
44:27
Dude, man. Fuck yeah, man. That's nice. Yeah, it's busted. Soap for nothing, man. Soap for nothing. This dude, there's like a hand soap dispenser for hand sanitizer. He pushes beer against it and it straight up puts soap right inside of his beard.
45:24
Yo, we're getting the hang of this, boys. Free alcohol, killing it. Flagship, what's up, buddy? I'm drinking an 8-bit right now.
45:38
That can't look cool as hell. It is cool as hell. Take the sixth route. Oh, my God. Come down. What was that? Link's Worst Nightmare for six months in a row, brother. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Link's Worst Nightmare for freaking six months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, Flipper's butts up for that six months in a row. Rudy's too for three months in a row. Rudy, it was great partying with you, dude. I love you, man. Thank you so much. Flipper's butts up for him. And we got $25 from Link's Worst Nightmare. It says, a bit early, but counting away until it packs out.
46:31
Link's Worst Nightmare, thank you so much, dude. I love you, man. Can I get some flip-flop love for Link's Worst Nightmare? Holy crap. All right, here we go. Ten spot, boys. Here we go.
46:42
Jordan Carr, who is... Twilight Zone. Margarita. Fuck me! Oh shit! This game is so frustrating. Here we go boys, here we go.
47:24
All right, here we go, here we go, nice and easy, easy fucking god-freeze. Alright, here we go boys.
48:11
Oh my god. Oh my god, we got to stop. Come. The frick. Oh my god. Alright. No. What? There's... It's impossible.
48:37
GLF-21, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, cordial welcome to GLF-21 and SexySOB. Thank you so much, man. We're trying to beat this damn game, and it's busting my literal balls.
48:59
Here we go. Seven and walks. How are you, bud? All right, what do we do? What the hell do we do here?
49:12
My man. We got it, boys. Holy farts. Squint. Yeah, the bar barely goes high enough to put the ball into the 10.
49:34
Holy moly. You score it for the win, that's what. Yeah, high five, bro. Internet, thank you for being here. watching this amazing journey.
49:48
We're doing it. Alright. Easy, easy life, easy life. Get in there. Pass. Next for the eyepatch challenge. Oh, am I squinting? How's your score going over here?
50:11
Score-wise, I'm not really paying attention to it. but I've gone almost twice around here. Nice. I'm trying to go as fast as possible so I'm not, like, cheating it. It's so fun. It's like, once you get around, like, the first time, it's like, oh, let's just go as fast as possible, which is why the hell not. I can speed my way to, like, seven, and then it gets a little hairy, but, dude, I'm having the worst time. Like, how do you go through ten? How do you, like, what's the route you like to take? I usually go from the right. Yeah, I do, too. Or right. Or right is where I go through ten. Yeah. Like, I come through here, and up like this. Okay, yeah. Because the bar doesn't actually go higher than this. I wanted to, like, drop it down, but I did the test, and it's like, nah, now you're screwed. It does not go all the way.
50:57
You're done. There ain't no something on me. Nice. Yeah, man. I dig it. We got to get that ten again. The thing is, you start getting the hang of it so fast. Yeah, truly. And, like, your approach was cool.
51:17
That fucking sucks, though. That seven is just, like, blasting me. Right in the middle of your head.
51:23
Your approach was, like, very tickly, and I tried that, and it works really well. I just couldn't get the hang of it. Yeah.
51:34
Yeah, it just, like, tends to be easier to control. Yeah. As opposed to, like, big sweeping motions. wobbly. Alright. 17. This is the highest I've ever been. And we're on our last fall. This is your second run through right now. Yeah. Here we go boys. See if we can get that 8. We got this.
51:58
Yeah. Sorry for the swears guys. This game is frustrating as fuck. Nice. Should have dropped the right. I fucked up. 17. I get stuck there every time. Because really, I take a gamble on this one by shooting up through here. It's so funny. Because it's big enough where you're like, oh, I can go mass. How do you like to come in through here? 18, I come basically just through here and just go right in. Oh, like straight up? Yep. Oh. Okay. Damn. Yeah, like the 8 is just basically comes just almost like straight shot. Yep. You're just like, walk it up. Damn. You want to give it a go? Sure. Yeah. Yeah, why not? Blow it up. I think there's a credit in there. There should be. I got at least one quarter. All right. My man. Third level's the hardest. Really? I thought the third level the game stops fucking with you. No, third one is when it starts really just like jumping up. Oh, really? Yeah.
52:56
This is Simon, if you don't know, folks. Simon is destroying all of this. Look at that crap. My man.
53:24
Is his name the Wiggle Nub Wizard? I don't even know what that means. Wiggle Nub? Sure. That's fine. I'll take it. Uh, yeah, Wobbly, I did.
53:36
Well, I heard about it. Pretty much everybody. That's great, though. What a unique freaking machine. I love it. It's so much fun.
53:51
Like, what year is this thing? I don't know. I'm in your balls. If this game had an update where, like, you could... It could randomly make holes in a board, that would be out of control. Yeah. What is MCMLXXXII? Oh, so, uh, yeah, I have no idea. Yo, does anyone know what year this game came out?
54:24
Yeah, see, like, your approach to going to six seems way more dangerous than mine. But because of how I play. Yeah, exactly. 1982. Alright, thank you. Alright, that's about right. Sabine, my man. It's older than me, that's for sure.
54:40
You lost a tournament on this game? Hopefully not a pinball tournament. Like a boss. Holy crap. Just randomly lighting holes would improve the game. What?
54:58
To recode this game to make the holes random that you get in might become an E2. Or make them move around after a certain time period.
55:10
Oh, a little too fast there. Yeah. Jairus, me too, man. Me too. Wait, when you're older? No. Never. Younger.
55:24
I'm an old man. Come on. Dude, it's all about the trust, baby. Just that little bit of momentum going to the left. Bring it through, bring it through. Oh, you use this as a pinball tiebreaker? That's hilarious.
55:39
Where do they play it at? Ah, that's a great question. Flipkid, where'd you play this game? I've only ever seen this game here or at the Chicago Pinball Expo.
55:53
And it might actually be this game. Jeez, wheeze, man. Big baller, this is Simon. Simon runs trains on ice cold beer machines.
56:30
What the hell? There it is. That got a little scary there. It was getting a little jiggly there. Holy crap. Jairus, thanks for coming, buddy. Above Seagull, what's up, dude? Yeah, this is Ice Cold Beer, and it is tight as hell.
56:49
The game needs a little more GI. It's got plenty of beer, but there's no light down here. Yeah. If I turn this off, it's gone. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. I'm trying to equalize it a little bit.
57:03
Then control this kid. My man. Whoop. Nice try, game. Yeah, what a... Jesus Christ! Second time around, going a little too... Hole number seven needs to be brighter. Yeah, no shit. good. Thanks, Bob. And there's like, unlike any other game, there's no time to relax. When you hit start, the game will make sure you're going. Especially on level three. Yeah.
57:44
Nefarious Jester, you should find one, dude. It's a lot of fun. I didn't know much about this game until today. Like, literally, I played it once, drunk, six months ago. Yeah.
57:57
Yeah, but they've had it here for a couple years, and like, I've seen like a, there's like a YouTube video of like some fucking five-year-old kid just crushing on it. Some five-year-old kid? Yeah, just like going super fast.
58:11
Man. We need, we need one of these in our lives, boys. So when does it start doing, what does it start doing at higher levels? It starts moving the bar randomly on you, so you can do your best to control it, but it starts fucking with you a little bit. Don't eat it.
58:34
Some wind, stardom windchillers coming, lady? Yeah, have you played Game of Thrones? Good, man, yeah. That game also has the most bright shit on it. I like the mod they have here, though, with the upper level. They don't have that over at Emporium. Uh, important, yeah, that's a different, like, tier level of game.
58:55
Starts vibrating, singing, and dispensing vents, smells, and liquids. When you get high enough. Yeah, no kidding.
59:02
If this can't be fucked with you, that would be incredible. You need, like, the fan from Whirlwind to start blowing in your eye.
59:16
Are you streaming the stream for your show? Yeah, we're just streaming this for Deathlist right now.
59:24
I completely forgot that there was a pinball tournament. Good to see you, dude. Good to see you, too.
59:30
Are you playing in the pinball tournament? I'm not. We're probably leaving before it's going to be, like, really flowing. I've played one before. I usually, like, I was choked when I played pinball. Oh, that's fair. Unless it's Whitewater. Whitewater I can always wreck house at. Oh, nice. Well the cool thing about tournament stuff is like it's head to head here So you don't have to get a giant score, you just gotta beat the turd that you're playing
59:55
Oh, baby My man Here comes the dribble You're on the on ball too, shit Yeah I like that they put the red LED in there because it looks like a heart. Alright boys. This is all I wanted to see, which is level 10 approach. How the what the hell did I do? What the hell?
60:37
I have no idea how that works. Dude, it said go. Like you didn't get it. Did it really? Yeah. Wait. Yeah. Oh, no. It didn't register. Oh, what a jerk. Did you accidentally kick the game to tilt it? Oh, shit. I just did that. Did I? You may have tilted the game. Oh, no.
60:58
Oh, my God, dude. What the fuck? Oh, what? You definitely got it, but I think when you celebrated, you might have kicked the game a little hard.
61:08
That should be fun. We got Rob, boys. We got Rob. Let's do it again. Try again. Two pens in a row. It doesn't know. It doesn't know. Oh, no! Oh!
61:29
Double fuck you. Man! That's bullshit. Oh, well. That was fun. I got it twice. That's too bad. That was ice cold bullshit.
61:49
Well, boys, that sucked. What the crap, dude? The game, like, freaked out. That's alright. All right, what camera do I have plugged in directly to the machine?
62:08
That would be this camera. All right. You could say that he looped it twice. Yeah, right? He got that 10 twice. Dude, that is such nonsense.
62:20
Do you want to walk around and look? Do you want a quick tour of the place? I don't know if I can do that, actually. I take that back. I spoke too soon. I would have to shut everything off and recapitulate everything. Yeah, Van Guy, we got the butts back, baby.
62:38
Are you here to play Ice Cold Beer? So we were just streaming some Ice Cold Beer after the internet. These are people that I just met. They're super great.
62:51
Here's the problem. We've been blowing this thing up, but now every time you get it in the tent, When you're supposed to get in the tent, it freaks out.
63:01
In a very terrible, frustrating, I worked my ass off. Not good. We're good for a couple more games. If you want to play, you are on camera. There's about 100 people watching.
63:17
Cool. No pressure. Just don't fuck up. Here, actually, I'll throw some credits in here for you.
63:26
No, not me. Yeah. No, you got it. We got to see if this game still works. We don't know what the hell's wrong with it. How do you even play this? I don't even know what you're saying. All right. So here's the deal. When you hit start, this part's going to come all the way down. It puts a little ball on it. All right. These controls, up and down, move this side up and down. Okay. Up and down, move this side up and down. So you're balancing this ball. Okay. And you're just trying to drive it into the holes that are lit. So when you get the number one, it'll come back down. Light's number two. Get your number two. Comes back down. Get a number three. So and so forth. If you get it in a hole that's not lit, you lost the ball. You get three balls, you can kill it. Good luck. Alright, alright. What's your name, brother? I'm Chris. Nice to meet you. Alright, this is Chris, everybody. Hi, all. He's about to blow it up. How do I? Alright. Here it comes. You have to move it slowly. So you can come down, you can go up, whatever you want, left or right. So, yeah, it's very delicate. Very delicate.
64:29
So that was ball one. Doing all right. Pull down really quick. Okay, here's what we're going to do. You're doing great. I wouldn't sweat it. Grab the controls and pull straight down on both. All the way down. Okay, now here's the deal. Delicately push up. Oh, I thought it just automatically went up. Just up and down very delicately. Oh, it's big. Now if you wait too long it will start to go up in increments by itself. It's all delicate little battles. My man. Alright, now number two. You got this buddy. So here we go. You're getting easy. You're killing this one. It brings you up to that level and then you just gotta delicately get it up. Oh, I see. Yeah, you're good. Nice and easy. My man! Freaking pro. Alright, alright. Chris is killing it boys. Chris is killing it. Oh, we got this one down, nine to go. All right, here we go. Oh, nine to go. Don't worry. I'll... Oh, no, no, down, down, down. All right, you got this, buddy. This one's a little tougher here. Just a tiny little delicate gentle, gentle little nudges. Yeah. I don't know how the heck she did that. All right, I'm going to try to go back that way. You're in a bad situation. Damn it! Alright, thanks. Someone else is good at that. This game does have a steep learning curve. Thank you, sorry about that. No, dude, you killed it. I'm gonna go with the video. Alright. Who's next? You don't have to. I'll go. What's your name, brother? Greg. Greg? You don't have to put any money in. We got a Greg. Go ahead and start You guys want a baby Alright here comes Greg Yeah yeah yeah yeah Chris showed us Chris showed us kinda what not to do and Greg about to blow it up Now the game doesn weigh in on you You gonna have to put in a little bit of what not to do and now he about to blow it up Now the game doesn wait for you It will start slowly going on Like that? Yeah. So, very... the game's very sensitive, so you just be as light as you are.
66:25
Push up, my man, Grey. Deliver some mistakes. Alright, here we go. Oh! Little much. So what's going to happen is it brings up to a point, just let it sit for a second and then you can control it.
66:48
Down. Oh my god. Now you can come down with the left to make it... Yeah. It's a little bit of a learning curve. Oh my god. Oh, man. Don't sweat it. Don't sweat it. You got one more ball.
67:06
Oh, that's why. Well, one and a half. Okay. How many, I mean, I guess if you worked so hard to finally make it here, you'd freak out if nothing happened. First time I've ever played this game was today. Really? I promise you, like, I think I played it once drunk six months ago, but we can't get to learn this game. We've been here for about two hours. You're killing me. Have you been playing this the entire time? Yeah. Oh my god. Alright, here we go. Nice and easy. Bring it on up. Bring it up.
67:34
I can't watch. I need your confidence. Full confidence. Greg, no sweat. No, I'm just reading what it says. Greg, don't ruin the cheerio. Greg's going pro, boys. This one says, you got it, Greg. Oh my god. Saved it. You good? Greg, so try to balance it. Oh, here. Come down a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Try to balance it right here and come straight up. Yeah. That also sort of gives you a feeling of how to balance them all a little bit. Because those posts, they're sticky. Oh. This is where I get them.
68:06
Is there like a line of meanness? Are there any haters? No, no, not yet. Not yet? What do you mean? There's no haters on the internet. Never.
68:20
It says plant them rich. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some cheering and chat for Greg here? He's doing a great job pushing this ball back and forth on this ride.
68:30
Thank you, fans, worldwide. Go, Greg, go, Greg, go, Greg. There's a time limit, right? The only time limit is the slower you are, there's a bonus that starts. It says, take me down. If you wait too long, then you don't get that extra point. Thank you for your love. Great. Excellent try. Who's next? You're fine. These guys couldn't get to three. You're going to nail it. What was your name? Natalie. Natalie Pusher. I'm Chad. Blow it up. Yeah, I'm not good. Hands together for Natalie. Here we go.
69:16
Don't give Greg the keys to the car. You're good, you're good. I know, it makes me nervous. Tiny, delicate, little, tiny. I'm not delicate. Giant, hard, ramming hits to the controller.
69:36
Aggressive shows. Oh, yeah. Yay! Number one! Nice. It's a little successive. How much money did it take you to get to ten? I'd say maybe four or five thousand. Once you get the idea that it's tiny, tiny little delicate, it's all about trying to balance it. It comes pretty quickly. The learning curve is a little ridiculous. Why is it called ice cold beer? That is a marvelous question. Sex appeal. The game came out in 1982, and I've never seen another machine like it. No.
70:26
You got the right idea. Little up on the left, little up on the right. Nice. Oh, I got your shit. So close. Oh, my God. That's crazy.
70:36
All right, Barry, man. See you, buddy. Thanks for coming. Oh, I'm hot. Okay. She says she won a bar? Yeah. Oh! All right. If you can get number three, you've destroyed these games. Right, okay. Leave it in. Oh, boy. It's a very terrible anxiety-driving game.
71:07
Like this? I think that's it, right? I think every single one of you got the two. Yeah. Hell yeah. Thank you very much. Great game. Pleasure. Good luck.
71:31
Damn, son. This game looks fresh like a Friday band. Weathered schlong. What's up? That panic basket. That's it, buddy.
71:39
Am I out of quarters? I think that's it. I'm out of quarters, boys. We did it. All right, we're going to say, tune in tomorrow.
71:51
We're going to be... Actually, let's message the owner of the bar and see if we can stream here tomorrow, too. How does that sound? Good?
72:01
Because then we'll stream whatever you want. We could play pinball. We could play... We can play anything, really.
72:23
Uh-huh, yeah, come on, girl. That's right. We can play pinball, we can play freaking Burger Time. They got, like, uh, Erotic Photo Hunt.
72:35
Some Doctor Who machine. You know what? I wonder what machines they have here now. Up front here, we got a taxi, Elvira and the Party Monsters Doctor Dude, Radical Mousin' Around, Bad Cats and about 20 more pinball machines in the back so I don't know what is there but we got a Nintendo Super System Arcade Cabinet, Google that Nintendo Super System Arcade Cabinet Burger Time, Ms. Pac-Man Nibbler, Frogger, Q-Bert Discs of Tron Arcade Machine Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 4 player machine X-Men 4 player machine I would need to go back to see what games they have there but for me to do a tour I need to disassemble everything need to go to an arcade booth so if we did a stream where I stream arcade machines we could bounce around a lot easier than with I could just rethink how to do it if I put everything on the stand that has the camera, then I could just make a mobile system that I could drop off somewhere, and we could play whatever the hell we wanted at that point. They also have, like, a crap load of arcade machines in there, too.
74:00
But yeah, pinball out of control. Can you periscope a brief tour? I can. Come on, girl, yeah. Let me just ask if I can stream here tomorrow first.
74:18
No, disassemble. Hey, dude. Is there a chance I could stream here the rest of the week? Different machines.
74:43
Let's see if we get a holler. Yeah, Bozy, the Nintendo Super System arcade thing is amazing. It has Nintendo controllers built into the arcade game.
74:56
Morning train. Like shit, what's up, buddy? Here, I'll fire a periscope, and you guys post the link in chat so we can show this off. How does that sound?
75:11
Periscope. Get all the locals to battle you. Yeah, I'm into that. Logan Arcade Tour. Alright, so go on Twitter.
75:41
Hold tight, folks. We're going to get people to come in here. And we're going to find the link to the Periscope.
75:49
Come on. Come on, girl. One second, guys. I'm grabbing the link. Grabbing the link.
76:02
Copy. Link to tweet. Copy. P.A.C.E. Child's Remix. We're at a bar called Logan Arcade. Alright, so click on that. That's a periscope. I'm going to do a quick tour of the place. We'll show it off. I'll wait until a bunch of people hop in. We're good to go. Click that freaking link.
76:35
Alright, here we go, boys. Here's the setup. Mike. Alright, here we go. I need my beer. So, here's what's next.
77:12
You don't need the periscope app, just flip the damn link. The top of the ice cream is the top of the ice cream. Thank you. Oh, man. I'm 100% out of tokens, though. Alright, there you go. Alright, guys.
80:35
Alright. Simon's here to show you what's up. And to prove that the game's messed up. Oh, is it fucked up? Oh, I don't know. That 10 was... Oh, the 10, yeah. We'll see if it does it again. Who knows?
80:48
Hit Remus again. Move to detecting. That place locks kick ass. Seamus... Seamus G. I'm sorry. I'm a freaking moron. I think... I think Twitch chat is one of my favorite things ever. It's fantastic. Seamus G., thank you for subscribing. Welcome to the League, brother. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Flippers and butts up if you haven't already. First day of the machine. You sexy SOB.
81:22
Yeah, I've actually thought of... So I shoot a lot of pool. And I've been thinking about trying to set up a way to stream pool on Twitch. So it depends on the lighting system that's over the game. Because I want to stream pool from the Emporium in Logan Square.
81:42
Yeah. They got six of them. Yeah, man. But they don't have anything hanging over. So you would need a tripod that could go over it. But that would interfere with the 360 shooting ability of like. Yeah. You know what I'll. Yeah. I definitely try to figure that out. Big baller. Thanks for the host, man.
82:03
Seamus G. If you're still here, show me your butt. Come on, man. I'm taking a decent, taking a decent look. Yeah, folks, there's a lot of games here so far. Absolutely.
82:21
We have, like, 25 pinball, 30, almost, like, 30 pinball. Yeah, close to 30, I would say. They also have a lot of, like, arcade machines here as well. Dude. Your mouse.
82:44
JPL totally banned. So you hit knees. I don't know if you've got a card. We've got Wonelli, right? Yeah.
83:07
Have you played Wonelli? I've seen. That game is so dumb. I, it's, it's. Do you know the guys who made it? It's from here, right?
83:17
I mean, it's, it's just like one guy. It was two dudes. So I like the idea that they made an EM that has sounds and callouts and stuff. They just hired an artist to re-theme that. Oh really? Yeah. It's a little inappropriate at points. The theme I think is where they got hung up on the clip. Yeah.
83:42
Simon's got smooth moves. Yes he does. My man. Waiting to get back from James Epple. See if we're allowed to stream here again. The rest of them.
84:03
Oh guys, there's a musician here. He's good too. Yeah? Right on. Good. Great. Oh. Totally good. Simon clearly isn't drinking enough ice cold beer.
84:41
I think a few brews... Clearly I am. A few brews loosens you up, and I think you play it a little easier. Yeah.
84:49
But I really think they should hook up some sort of siren to hold tight. And you win a free beer. If you can get it up there.
85:06
You got robbed. You got robbed, boys. Alright, folks. That does it for the Stroma. Thank you so much for coming. It's been a lot of fun, honestly. I was concerned that ice cold beer wouldn't be able to hold people's attention for more than half an hour.
85:29
And we killed it. We slayed it. No, yeah, Simon's drinking enough. He's doing okay. I love you guys. Tune in tomorrow. Hopefully we're still going to be here. And maybe we'll take a vote on what to stream. Maybe we'll build a mobile rig to show some arcade machines. maybe will, I mean, I don't know. It's really up to you guys. I want to make sure you guys are seeing what you want to see. We lost a shitload of subs because I took that week off, so I want to we got to get back to the basics. Boys, we got to play some pinball. We got to show off some dope shit in a bar. I love you. Alright guys, have a wonderful night. Go play some pinball. If you do, take a picture of some scores. Post that stuff to Deadflips Twitter. Deadflips Facebook. I want to see what you guys are doing. you better be playing pinball arcade counts too absolutely, let's get that going alright guys, have a good night part of the new schedule, really quick part of the new schedule is here's how we're laying this out, Mondays we're going to play pinball but we're just going to jam out to some loud ass music alright, music Mondays if you want to be a diddlo about it Tuesdays is the same pinball machine full tutorial hype like just going ham on teaching you how to play it, right?
86:50
Wednesdays is I'm having a brain fart on what we're doing Wednesdays. Oh, we might juggle like doing like creative streams about getting that pinball machine finally rethemed, right?
87:02
Thursdays, we're going to play pinball arcade against viewers, all right? Friday, back on the pinball machine or something up for a vote. Probably going to do pinball machine. and then on the weekends we're definitely going to pick one day probably Sunday where we play a random bullshit game against the subs. So if everyone wants to play like Overwatch or something. Because the weekends aren't like whatever. Monday through Friday is pinball.
87:35
This sort of counts. It's a ball. I'm over it. Alright boys. I love you. Have a wonderful night. Sweet dreams and flip out. Bye, everybody. I love you.
87:51
Listen to Prince. Music Mondays, Tutorial Tuesdays, Wacky Wednesdays, TPA Thursdays, and Friendly Fridays. And a little bit of something special on the weekends.
88:02
Alright, boys. Have a great night. I love you. It's a ball. It is a ball. It's a ball. I love you. It's a ball. Dear Mom, it's a ball.