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Attack From Mars (Remake) at Logan Arcade

Dead Flip·video·3h 23m·analyzed·Jun 15, 2017
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TL;DR

Jack Danger plays Attack from Mars remake at Logan Arcade, discussing mechanics and community feedback.

Summary

Jack Danger streams gameplay of the Chicago Gaming Company's Attack from Mars remake at Logan Arcade, a location-test machine featuring a new LCD DMD and enhanced graphics. He discusses the game's playability, mechanical quirks (tight tilt, sensitive slingshots), and overall design quality while engaging with Twitch chat and fellow players. The stream captures first impressions of the remake in a live arcade setting during league night prep.

Key Claims

  • Attack from Mars remake has an enormous LCD DMD display

    high confidence · Jack repeatedly references the huge size of the DMD compared to his hands, describes it as 'humongous' and 'gorgeous', and notes it's an LCD screen

  • The game has very sensitive slingshots that trigger from light contact

    high confidence · Jack notes 'The slingshots are triggered by breathing on them' and repeats this observation multiple times during gameplay

  • The tilt mechanism is very sensitive/hair-triggered

    high confidence · Jack experiences a tilt from shaker motor activity and notes 'that tilt is tight', indicating a calibration issue on this location test machine

  • This is a test/location machine with only one topper in existence currently

    high confidence · Host states: 'this is a test machine ladies and gentlemen on location does it has the James Cameron's Avatar topper well here's the deal I think there's only one topper in existence right now'

  • The right ramp is difficult to hit consistently

    high confidence · Matt mentioned having trouble hitting the ramp earlier; Jack also struggles with it throughout the stream and notes the flipper angle may be contributing

  • The game plays fast and requires ball control

    high confidence · Multiple references to the game being 'really fast' and a 'rocket ship', with Jack struggling to maintain control

  • The flippers may be angled downward slightly

    medium confidence · Jack observes 'the flippers are pointed too [low]' and later mentions 'Those flippers are definitely too [angled down]'

  • The game is brand new and needs breaking in

    high confidence · Jack states 'This game needs some breaking in. The slingshots are triggered by breathing on them' and references sensitivity calibration

Notable Quotes

  • “This thing has mirror blades on it. Look at the light show that's happening. This belongs in a museum.”

    Jack Danger@ 6:15 — Jack's initial positive impression of the remake's visual design and mirror blade flipper effect

  • “The detail in the DMD is nutty. Nutty.”

    Jack Danger@ 15:06 — Emphasizing the quality of the new LCD display graphics

  • “The slingshots are triggered by breathing on them.”

    Jack Danger@ 41:04 — Key observation about the game's mechanical sensitivity that affects playability

  • “This game is really good. Consider it a gift if you get that ball into control.”

    Jack Danger@ 41:24 — Overall assessment balancing praise for gameplay quality against control difficulty

  • “It jumps from frickin' Nintendo to Super Nintendo.”

    Jack Danger@ 31:02 — Describing the visual quality improvement of multiball graphics in the remake

  • “I think it plays great. I think it's really fast. It's really fast, but really fun.”

    Matt (co-player)@ 40:55 — Corroborating assessment of the remake's gameplay quality

  • “The game might be leaning just a scooch.”

    Jack Danger@ 9:39 — Identifying a potential leveling issue affecting gameplay

Entities

Jack DangerpersonLogan ArcadelocationAttack from Mars (Remake)gameChicago Gaming CompanycompanyMattpersonDeadfliporganizationWe Are PinballorganizationTwitchplatform

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Live streaming of location-test machine gameplay generating real-time community feedback and discussion in Twitch chat

    high · Extended stream with active chat participation, chat members discussing game features and providing feedback throughout

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Playfield ergonomics issues: right ramp difficult to hit, flipper angles appear suboptimal, ball control challenging due to game speed

    high · Multiple failed attempts at ramp shots, observation that 'flippers are pointed too [low]', consistent feedback that game requires excessive control effort

  • $

    market_signal: Chicago Gaming Company positioning Attack from Mars remake as premium location release with only one specialty topper in existence at test stage

    medium · Host notes uniqueness of topper and test machine status, suggesting limited initial production run for location operators

  • ?

    announcement: Attack from Mars remake by Chicago Gaming Company is in location testing at Logan Arcade with new LCD DMD display and enhanced graphics

    high · Jack explicitly states 'this is a test machine ladies and gentlemen on location' and discusses the game being brand new and needing break-in

  • ?

    product_strategy: Remake features significant visual upgrades including new LCD DMD with enhanced graphics detail and multiball visual transitions compared to original

    high · Jack notes 'the detail in the DMD is nutty' and describes multiball graphics as 'jumping from Nintendo to Super Nintendo'

Transcript

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0:00
you Thank you. I don't think this is the Ellie. My bad. Sorry, guys. There we go.
4:14
You're pretty sure it is an Ellie? Okay, well, we'll just leave it at that. I'll just take Ellie off of there just in case.
4:22
Haven't played it yet. Plunges. Oh, it's broken. No, trust me. This game is just fine. just fine can you see the DMD okay? it's huge so it's hard to fit on there waxing for the host it has a topper it's the LE well here's the deal I think there's only one topper in existence right now this is a test machine ladies and gentlemen on location does it have the green trim? yes it does Llamas thank you for 23 months in a row Ladies and gentlemen, flickers and butts up from my boy, Lama Kiki. Please show some love. What's up, Matt? A couple of things are going to be weird about the screen today. Number one, my computer's rotated like 90 degrees, so I'm reading at an angle. We're trying to be as unobtrusive as possible for when League Night kicks in, that people can come in, start banging away, and we are not affecting League at all,
5:24
thus giving us a chance to leave this up while League is going. Okay, so it's going to be tight. Also, when I step away at 8 o'clock, we're going to maybe minimize chat. You're free to talk amongst yourselves. I just don't want people playing to get anxious.

  • “If the shaker motor's gonna set the tilt off, that definitely is.”

    Jack Danger@ 44:59 — Identifying the shaker motor as triggering overly sensitive tilt

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    product_concern: Location test machine exhibits calibration issues: oversensitive slingshots, tight/hair-triggered tilt system, difficult right ramp targeting

    high · Repeated observations throughout stream: 'slingshots triggered by breathing', tilt from shaker motor, consistent difficulty hitting right ramp, flipper angle concerns

    • 5:43
    You know, be as obnoxious as possible. Okay, you're right. I'm doing it wrong. So, no face light. And at 8 o'clock, I step away, but we're going to let the cameras keep rolling.
    6:02
    But we're already drinking, so we're good to go. My favorite pin. I want to play with you, buddy. Come on over, Llamas.
    6:09
    We look like real scores. Uh-oh. No, we're good. This thing has mirror blades on it. Look at the light show that's happening. This is too beautiful. This belongs in a museum.
    6:23
    Now, I'll tell you, I have only played an Attack from Mars in real life three or four times ever, right? So, it's going to be interesting. It's going to be interesting.
    6:38
    Just shoot everything. I just waxed this. Crystal, where are you, buddy?
    6:50
    You just waxed this thing. That's great. did you hear that monster growl the alien, did you hear the alien growl this game's going to be nice and loud and we're wedged right between a Batman, Ellie and a Aerosmith Premium damn do they have a great lineup here holy crap, great looking machine well I say let's stop jerking each other off here and just Hit the start button. They were kind enough to put ten credits on here for me, which equates to ten dollars, so let's make it worth it. Hopefully we don't blow through them too fast. I'm keeping the mic a little bit away from me, so hopefully you can still hear me. Snowboarder, what's up? Hey, Jack, you effing ding-dong. What's up, Snowboarder? Good to see you. Lord Squeak. Good to see you, bub. Super Jackpot. Oh, baby. I'm ready.
    7:49
    Yeah, they don't mess around. And then they got a Maryland taxi next to that. A beautiful-looking Black Knight 2000 over here. Just pins for days. Here, guys, pins for days.
    8:01
    Dude, Pixelated Brewer with that hot Twitch Prime sub, welcome to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip us some buzzers if you could. Show some love and chat. So if the face cam gets a little dark as the light starts dying, by the way, Pixelated, I love you, bud. Thank you so much. That means a lot, truly. Hit me up with that hot Twitch Prime Stub-a-Reno.
    8:25
    But the GI, we're going to use the GI to illuminate us. Here we go. We're hitting start for the very first time.
    8:41
    Can you hear that? World Wonder Boy for 22 months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership. To the League of Amazing Ladies and Gentlemen, flip the butts up.
    8:48
    We don't need to see your ugly mug things. Very, very nice. Sound is perfect? Hell yeah.
    8:59
    All right. Let's punch, shall we? I missed the super skill shot. Okay. That didn't go well at all. Wait, what did I miss? I'm sorry, this angle is killing me. Just some flippers and butts. So it looks like you can trust this to bounce.
    9:32
    That's what I was looking for. There's a ball save, it's just very short. Also, the game might be leaning just a scooch. Holy shit.
    9:52
    Attack from Earth can be very draining. Yeah, I'm feeling it. The color of the DMD looks dank. Yeah, right? It's gorgeous. And it's huge. Look at the size of my hands compared to this DMD. It's humongous.
    10:05
    It is an LCD. It is. It's playing very unfair. So we're not going to go see the special. That's good.
    10:15
    We need some playable ball. Holy. Did you see that? Lightning rod. So this is how it's going to be, huh? And I have giant hands. That's how big this is.
    10:41
    Give me a match, baby. Okay. One down. Rest in peace. One down. This thing is quickest game of eight. Well, maybe. Maybe.
    11:01
    I swear this game is leaning a little bit. Okay. I'll take a walk. Holy... Look at the detail on that. You're repeating that? Look at the detail on that.
    11:25
    What's going on, dude? Hanging out? Oh, come on. Come on! That was close. How anonymous, you joint. Three balls draining incoming. We are getting some v- that was cool. Some variants you can say is... Well, you knew everything about pinball? I don't know nothing about nothing. Oh, that was... that was BS. What is that? Snowboarder for eight months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, clip us some butts up. Show some love. I love you, buddy. Thank you, that. That was a little brutal, yeah. The game's being, well it's playing like a fresh shot of the box of Hecromars. The detail! I was hoping that would touch. It did not. Holy... You're warm up dude.
    13:24
    I am the best. Couldn't be more correct. I am the best. Yo, Fresh, what's up, Seth? Oh, I am a Tad-34.
    13:51
    Oh, you can't get the gate down during multibomb, right? I remember that. Woo! The lighting on this game, right? Oh, get ready to have a freaking... If anyone is prone to seizures,
    14:16
    tune out right now. I've never seen a ball save on a show of multi-ball in my life. I've got to keep hitting the gate, huh? Or hit the gate at least once? At least once?
    14:48
    Thanks for nothing. Destroy the university? We'll get there. The detail in the DMV is nutty. Nutty. Well done, folks!
    15:16
    Super Jack! So I forgot to... I forgot to open the gate. Did not open the gate. That was a terrible multiball.
    15:48
    Terrible multiball. The Stalker LED effects are cool? Yeah they are, man. Oh my god. Control. Alright, we need, like, one shot to the right orbit here. Let's see if we can do this.
    16:04
    Also, close to 21 million on Elvira party. That's nice, man. That was nice. I'll take that, though. Like, look at the detail in those tanks, man.
    16:22
    It'll never work. I'm gonna take more time... what else do I gotta shoot here? Bubbles That's what we want to hear boys, that's what we want to hear.
    17:14
    Damn it. How old is the knowledge? Wow, that D&D, right? Isn't that crazy? Saucer attack to D-mo. We got this. You guys know the secret to this, right? It's just full left and right all day.
    17:44
    Oh, my God. waisted. Get wrecked. Water polo for 16 months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip. It's about to pick show some love in check. Please. Oh, man. Guys.
    19:00
    Oh, just a billion in bonus. No big deal. That was one of the TPA goals? Oh, she is. I forgot to put that on screen. Sorry, guys.
    19:12
    What's up, dude? I caught you at Emporium yesterday. Yo, what's up, SKS? Good to see you, dude. Thanks for coming back.
    19:20
    I forgot to... I was going to do the Scoops a skill shot. I'm an idiot. Not good. Left to right is no win.
    19:44
    Crap. Tech-nay. But you do have a cool hot dog. Yeah, Bunny Mountain, you got that Lethal Frag hot dog, dude.
    19:56
    So, five... Made up for the crap game we had earlier. We're back up to ten, kiddos. Gosh, Jack, slacking with the TPA goals.
    20:10
    I know. That's all right. We're not going to worry about that. That felt pretty good. So we got a total annihilation. We beat the video mode. Let's try this again.
    20:23
    But we're going to focus on our skill shots and knocking out... we got to make sure that gate is down when we're starting multiballs. First game was just the warm up game. Yeah, right. Alright, here we go. Light Show is like crazy awesome rush, man. Crazy awesome.
    20:44
    My man. Yo, what's up? That was, um, these outlings are hungry. These outlings are pretty hungry. That was a waste, huh? A little bit of a waste. I'm also hungry? Yeah. Hugger Float feels great, man. Feels great. It's just, like, Coil Bird, I've never played a good playing Attacker Marks. So, it feels new.
    21:40
    Like, look at the speed at which that came down, man. That was nutty. Still processing. Thank you for the host, my man.
    21:55
    There's no way that crept in there. Okay. Oh, please. You son of a... Well, 420. If that's a thing. Nutty frag. Nice dude. Fragging out. Alright, here comes the best ball three you've ever seen.
    22:28
    Did I say the nicest? Flippers look lowered like GB. Um, they don't seem lower. Sick ball three might be.
    22:50
    Uh, you guys are great. Alright, here we go. Like, what do you do in that circumstance? I don't want to hit this game.
    23:11
    Meet up at Logan on Saturday for my B-Day? Oh, no kidding, dude. That's great. Logan's a good place to have a birthday.
    23:22
    Like this. Like, what do you do there? What do you do there? Nudge forward. Yeah, I get it. Let's see what we can do.
    23:45
    I'll say the right ramp... Matt mentioned this earlier, the tech here. He's like, I had trouble hitting that ramp. I also can't seem to hit it for some reason.
    23:58
    Yeah, we're getting dumped on. We're not going super skill shots through this. I need some semblance of control here.
    24:08
    As the ball doesn't go into the frickin' thing. Thanks for nothing. Like that, dude. It's a lightning bolt.
    24:21
    Looks like the flippers are pointed too low. Ah, maybe. I'm not not out lanes. We just gotta get control baby. Gotta get control. I don't like this. I don't know if you can hear that but that's like hitting metal when it comes up. the chrome just crafted so yo what's up steel good to see you buddy all right nothing come on no no no no just like multi-ball or something would be nice okay marching card's good
    25:26
    Like, look at the detail of the alien and the frickin' lady there. It's amazing. Aren't these aliens supposed to be going up to something? Oh, the shaker. Holy crap. I'm a mummy. Yeah, I can't find it. I can't find it. Please, please. What's going on?
    26:09
    Oh, what's going on, dude? Nice to meet you. Pleasure. I didn't want to interrupt you. No, it's all good, dude. I'm just trying to get my bearings on this thing here. I'm all bad! You... Uh, ladies and gentlemen, Blonde Bunny's here. Blonde ex-bunny. It is silent. Blonde Spoonie. Alright, here we go. All the money here, kids.
    26:36
    We gotta make this end real quick! Go in something. Except for there. I'm going. Yeah, oh, the DMV? Yeah, it's nuts, dude. It's freaking enormous. Hey, man.
    26:55
    What arcade are you in? We're at Logan Arcade at the corner of Milwaukee and Fullerton. I'm sorry, Western and Fullerton. I hit the drop target, and the ball, like, gravity shifted, and it rode the glass to the outlet, as you do. Dude, Rush Fan, thank you. Welcome to the league. Your amazing ladies and gentlemen, Clippers and Buffs up for that new sub hype. Rush Fan, I love you, buddy.
    27:22
    You should come here now, actually, and battle. What time is it? 527? Yeah, we got some time before we hit the front page. Okay, cool, on my way, JK. Yeah, why not?
    27:34
    Let's battle. Let's do it. I will say, we are paying to play this, so you may need to drop some cash in here so I don't go bankrupt.
    27:42
    Oh, this guy can't. This guy like drug money. Thursday's going to be sick? What's happening Thursday?
    27:50
    Okay, I'm leaving my house now. I'm in Joliet. Wait, really? Let's go. Yeah, load them up, buddy. Let's do it.
    27:59
    I'm just doing it. All right. Yeah, I think so. JK. Aw, man. There's no JK. Is it top out of ten? Uh, I don't know. We'll find out.
    28:23
    Eleven, great. You know what? Good luck, I'll let you go first. Aw, you're too sweet. I'm waiting for the fresh skill shot to get body combo. Oh yeah. There is a... Are you part of the league that happens here? No. On Tuesday? I knew about it, but... The league will be kicking off here, too. All right, Internet, here we go. Good luck, Scott. For the Table Many Arcade, I'm using a camcorder going into a capture car, buddy.
    29:10
    Did AFM always have a German don't do drugs model? Probably. If I'm ever in Seattle, we will battle right on, Cell Processing. Good to know, man.
    29:24
    Out! Up and over. No bueno. Ferryman, what's up, guys? Man, it is hard to get that thing under control. Yeah, just a bit. That ball bounces all over the place.
    29:37
    Shit is brand new! Alright, come on. Bumbo? Not what I wanted. How did that even happen? Ooh, wow, 50 million points. You're blowing my mind with points here, guys. Blowing my mind. Yeah, man, it's all, uh, up-res. It's big.
    30:06
    What do you do? Yo, E-Tarian, thanks for the bits. Thanks for the big holy crap the bitties Yeah, this is a brand new or it's a remake of
    30:19
    God so beautiful it is gorgeous Anyone here by that magic girl, it's sold on eBay for $20,000 this weekend. I
    30:35
    If you bought that game have me over let's party Start it? Alright. Eh, it's something. I was hoping for a start, but I guess I'll go to multiball. New graphics! Oh my god, that looks so sick! Multiball! It jumps from frickin' Uh, Nintendo to Super Nintendo. Yeah. I'm waiting for like the scaling stuff to happen. Oh, right. The, what is it, the mode 9 or whatever? Oh, that was a fun multiball that lasted. Okay. Multiball? Oh, that would have been great if I got the double.
    31:25
    Only Jack has that kind of money. Me? You guys think I have... That's cute. I thought you were a millionaire. You do this. I'm a streamer. I'm a millionaire. You get like a million per day, right?
    31:38
    I'm tracing beer on my credit card right now. That's how rich I am. That's the first time. I didn't even intend to hit the UFO, and I finally hit it.
    31:51
    Mode 7. Got it. Okay, that's it. Now I look fraudulent on the internet. 40k in that wonderful Twitch money. Yep.
    32:01
    I'm rich, boy. Here we go. Who pays for beer with cash? It's all about that credit. Can you stop accidentally almost feeding the frickin' rope? Okay. We gotta save the statue of lemonade!
    32:21
    Blast the saucer! I don't want to. I just want it open. Yo, Pterodactyl, what's up, baby? Yeah, I'm still alive. I did a lot of drinking. and a lot of crying. Fish tails.
    32:36
    Really upset me yesterday. I thought just the mere mention of fish tails brings back my PTSD. Like an acidic vial of that cake.
    32:48
    That's what I... Cat, please. Just let me hit the UFO. That's all I want. Oh, shit. Shit. You're a paradoxical person. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the League of Major League. Ladies and gentlemen, flip this butt up and prepare to act them all.
    33:09
    I was trying to flip off for him. I don't have the emotes. Flip him up. Deadflip, have you heard of a shot in the game called Dirty Pool? Absolutely have, Retro. I'll try to do it for you guys. The fucking pool is in danger! I'm not getting absolutely drunk by this game. Well, um, I don't know how that happened. So, the finger motor took you? Because I didn't even get a danger, did I? It immediately went danger, danger, tilt. I didn't think I was doing it that much of a push. Is Maddie here still? Yo, fun with bonus, for 24 months in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership. to the league, your amazing ladies and gentlemen, flip us some butts up. For my boy. Dude, from a bonus, thanks, dude.
    34:04
    How are you liking the Uprez Super FX 7 GeForce Graphics Edition of AFM? That's a lot of descriptors. It's awesome, dude. It's really awesome. We just got a weird tilt from a shaker motor, so we're going to probably go find somebody for that.
    34:18
    I don't know why I just flipped it. And everything's over. I hope it doesn't happen to you on a movie. That would suck.
    34:26
    The graphics are cool though, man. The graphics are pretty rad. Alright, I need another ball, please. We gotta show off this dirty pool. No, toot! No, toot! Oh, my butt! Sorry, guys. I let you down. I let you down, Internet. I let you down, internet.
    35:04
    Oh, sneak up in there, please. Last minute! No, you took... Drool galuh. That gives you the tilt skill, so... Okay. Good tilt skill.
    35:19
    If Richie played it and didn't hate it, I need to play it. There you go, FunZona. Man, this thing is a rocket ship. No pun intended.
    35:36
    It's like cruising fast. All four of them. But seriously Steve, thank you buddy. Uh, crap. A billion ain't gonna cut nothing.
    36:00
    Let's get them 30s up. Suck a butt. Alright, here we go. I'll start us off. Here we go. From Mars! No super skill shot for me, because I literally forgot. But we're getting a lot of bonus.
    36:23
    Keep going back up there. Alright. Yo, pterodactyl. Love you, bud. Tom and Blair, please. The slippers are... Yeah, it's, uh, they're... I think they're angled down a little bit. TBH. Man, just all the bonus.
    36:54
    Oh my god. Not good. It's the only save I'll have all night. Ha ha ha. Alright, now I'm hitting that damn cow.
    37:13
    What? That slingshot last frickin' minute though. Where are you cow shot? Why did I flip that? Oh I love you. Oh I love you. Why are you doing this to me? There's money on the table. Oh nice, 70. Oh yes. No! Use tentatives. Oh my god. This game is showing me what's up. Which thing do you think Sterns should license next? You know what, I don't know man.
    37:54
    Uh, diapers. Pampers. That was not the shot. Yeah, that, nope. What? How? Take him, take him to run with it. Just give me the, put the ball in the hole man. Go for the billion? Oh my god dude, there's no way. Well, this certainly is going to be hard to hit. It all depends on whether or not I hit this UFO. And because I said that, I'm hitting the Martian. Yeah, the DMD on this thing is hot. It's, uh... look at that detail. Oh my god, it almost looks like Metroid.
    38:46
    Yo, Manny, I love you, buddy. You think Twin Peaks would be a good thing? I think another music pin that might get a different audience into pinball would be Beastie Boys.
    38:59
    Yo, Derek is not available for eight months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip us a buck. Good show. So, well, then, Chad, here we go. No super skill shot. Don't need it. Don't want it. Don't need it.
    39:17
    We need this ramp. Just kidding. This one. Give me the ball back. You motherfucker. I screwed up, boys. I got too tricky. The door's opportunity has been opened.
    39:34
    Watch me as I drain this. This game is so... ...essing... ...that. This wasn't just wax. Someone put frickin'... What's that polymer they used in that, uh, Timmy Chase Christmas movie where he was sledding and the sled caught on fire?
    40:00
    Yo, what's up Dylan Tub? Fish, good to see you buddy. There we go. Why hasn't JD become here in Chicago yet? He um...
    40:13
    It's not up for uh, it's not up for vote yet. Soon though. Soon I will be. There you go buddy. And... oh thank god.
    40:34
    Still got, oh they gave you another one. Yeah, I got lucky on that. Christmas Vacation, thank you Zero Fire.
    40:43
    Dude, Eragon Ballroom? Hell yeah, Russ man. Yeah, I think Beastie Boys would be the best music theme to get a whole different genre of people into pinball. What do you think so far of this? I think it plays great. I think it's really fast. It's really fast, but really fun. The game needs some breaking in.
    41:04
    The slingshots are triggered by breathing on them. The tilt is triggered by the shaper motor. There you go. Alright, we have to get 2 billion. Faster than GB, dude. This game is really good. Consider it a gift if you get that ball into control. Yeah, no kidding. All day, baby. Come on.
    41:39
    Don't come down the side. Go in the sink. Yay! The slingshots fire when you look at them. Absolutely. Absolutely, Steve.
    41:58
    I sense someone breathing. Alright, um, are we ready for... We're ready for... Please live, you two. Just live. That's all I want.
    42:21
    Alright, Dead Flip, you missed a donation. I sure did. Llamas with the two dollars. Thank you for that hot freakin' donation. I love you, dog. You da best.
    42:32
    Um, yeah, I'm gonna do my best. The screen is like all tilted weird. Alright, please. Thank you. There you go. Why did I... No! There you go. Alright, so we gotta hit the right ramp. I'm gonna try to backhand this internet. Alright, so, uh... Oh my god. Sounds like I never gave you nothing. I... I... Stop immediately. I apologize. I'll never do it again. We will not be backhanding that shot.
    43:04
    Man, I love these guys. Alright, here we go. Ah, here we go. Why? Just give to me balls. Jack, if you get total annihilation, you gotta drink something from me.
    43:21
    Free beer? Uh, yeah. Total annihilation, you gotta drink that beer. Do not... You breathy... Yo. Free beer, baby! That's all I need. Free beer, mama, let's go. I like beer. Total annihilation's pretty cool too. I'm not going to lie. Okay, we can strap up here, which I can't do since the game is too new.
    44:09
    Extra ball! Why did you double-click me? Oh, that was a nice... Sleeve! Go in the thing! Don't you, you son of a... you son of a... My life. Everyone secretly wants to back in the right ramp, right? It's like a fetish. It's like a gross fetish. Bounce bounce. This is please. And the slingshots, and trap up and shoot it up. See the thing. And... Aaaaaah! Yeah, you're done. If the shaker motor's gonna set the tilt off, that definitely is. See ya. Alright, let's see if I can... Alright, you're done. Let's see if I can put up a casual 2 million. I got there anyway. I got there anyway. Sorry, the game might be a little warm. Yeah! That's fine, we're going for it. I'm gonna risk it. For the best gift.
    45:19
    Damn, that tilt is tight. Well, I did move the game about a foot in. You gave it a good shake. Damn, I have to get that replay in here. Never mind, we're good. The right ramp would be possible. Gotta build. That's a new start. Give me that match, baby. Go! Buddy, don't steal the machine, so move back to the original... No, guys.
    45:56
    Alright, man. Let's keep going. I'd say in 15 minutes, I'm going to one-man this for a little bit, if that's cool. That's my man goal. Just want to make sure... My little heart's broken. You'll be back. Trust me.
    46:16
    There you go. No, that's coming back. That's coming back. Yeah, I'm not gonna shake here. Unico, thanks for the host, man.
    46:27
    Cool D&D? Hell yeah, dude. It's an LTV screen with F-Rest, right? Nice, Jake. That didn't tilt. I was scared. Yeah.
    46:38
    I wonder if the Tilt-Bob might be leaning on the ring. Maybe. Like, that's gonna tilt. Yeah, right? That should have done the ending here. Oh no, I needed that.
    46:55
    Jack be the star, he needs his face time. There you go. Tap, I love you. Be gentle. The trick with not tapping is never stop moving the machine once in a... Yeah, alright, there you go, Derek. Always be moving the machine.
    47:13
    You the code, thanks buddy. You the bomb. Thank you, give me the tag. No! I'll take that. You did that real live, right, Internet? Yeah, you did. I saw him when I was walking. Alright, cool. Oh, why did I shake it? Why did I shake it? Back at you, buddy. Big money no whammies.
    47:47
    Don't you lean on me. Oh, you hair-triggered... Can you do something? Go in the... Here we go. Nope. Missed every shot. I'm the best at pinball.
    48:11
    Yeah! You got it, you got it, you got it. All calculating. Right on the butt. Yeah, now. Okay, yeah, this flipper is almost horizontal. Always moving in circles. You son of a bitch. You're the best. And we're dead. And we're dead. Can you give to me one shot, please? All the way around. And in the face. And duck it. And put out the thing. And out the thing. That's all my gameplay is. It's saved. Alright, come on. Bounce bounce. Not good. Kidnapped. Working time zones. Yeah, that'll do it for you. Why did I shoot it? I thought it was blinking. Okay, yeah, we found the marking shot. This is great. Everything's great. I couldn't shoot that damn shot once, and now I'm shooting at everything I'm looking at.
    49:48
    I just know we've gotten screwed by the UFO yet. Yeah, that's true. I'm going to hear He's never going to get screwed by that once in his life. Gemini! Holy crap, that was close.
    50:04
    Please stop slingshotting. We'll be on the front page in ten minutes, Internet. Alright, brother, kill it.
    50:18
    Yeah, we're going to the UFO again. Oh my god. Okay, do that now. Every other time it bounced off the Martian target.
    50:29
    Look out! Martian! Oh god! Yo, Rushfan with the $10 says, I love pinball, keep it up. Hopefully you can bring more people to the table. Absolutely Dude Rush thank you so much for that donation man I love you buddy That what we trying to do This show isn uh This show is catered to bringing in newbies That why we try to keep it light and ridiculous.
    50:55
    Lots of butt jokes. You might need some, I'd say. I say not enough, goddammit. I don't know, I want to be better about it.
    51:06
    I love Martha's hat. Hell yeah, ravioli. Don't call them tables. Dave Breski, bitch. Alright, here we go.
    51:20
    And here we go. And bounce properly. That wasn't proper. You suck. Okay, that's not good. Give to me. Please.
    51:37
    Yep. Alright, what do we need here? Comic Blaster, one more big ol' bean. We need this shot that I would have made if I made it.
    51:50
    Ah, fuck! There we go. I'm like so close to Denmark that I'm almost in Denmark. Alright, good to know.
    52:01
    Good to know, dude. What the frick was... What the frick was that? That was a load of toll hockey. All right, let's go. But who but? That player. All right, two billion. Three and a half billion. Three billion. Three billion points. Those flippers are definitely too low. Yeah. You know what? We'll deal. He's the pricey one though. Wobbly, what's up, baby? What's up, baby?
    52:41
    So far from Denmark, I'm almost in Illinois. They kick out his car. More drop catches needed. I think you're right, Steve. I think you're right, buddy. We're going to have to start drop catching out of that.
    52:53
    What the hot dog? Please? Now, I think these are super bands or like a derivative on the flippers. Which may interfere with my drop test to doodle. I just want a multi ball, that's all I want. Wow, you know what it is? The kick out isn't hitting the flipper, it's hitting the metal above the flipper. Oh, you got robbed there.
    53:35
    The kick out is like hitting the metal guy. But let's start drop catching out of this. I think that's fair.
    53:44
    War for no war. All right. Check it, boys. With a Z. Nope, it doesn't even come to the flipper, dude. No. It doesn't even come to the flipper to drop catch, which sucks.
    54:03
    Um, atomic blaster, please! Atomic blaster, now! There you go. I used it! Crap, farts! Crap, farts! Why did I flip like that?
    54:20
    Wait, is that not total annihilation? What do I need? Oh, the damn left. We got a free Martian bomb. Yo, DSL, for two months in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership. Tootsie-wee, you're amazing!
    54:33
    Uh, wait. Why is... What? What am I missing here? No, don't do that. No, don't do that either. I won't do it.
    54:48
    No! Oh, fuck. Did you suck? Please. That's not it. What are you shooting at, buddy? Oh, there you go. Bubbles. With the gate open kiddos.
    55:04
    We could get marching multiple too. There you go, you got marching multiple too. Holy hell. So, big money no ends, huh? It's like you tried to get some points there. No, not you too! Can I hit a button to bring everything back? I don't think you can. Oh, my butt. Well, there's lock two. That didn't go very well. You get one of the UFOs and you win it.
    55:55
    Oh, the attack? Yeah. Oh, it doesn't matter. We'll do it during multi-ball. You'll hit it during multi-ball. A baton? Anyone got a baton?
    56:07
    Nailed it. Nailed it. Everyone go in the freaking...
    56:18
    How are you not- Oh, you got one, you got one, you got it. I wanted that dirty pool though. Please! Really, dog? Really? Uh... In what-
    56:37
    The annihilation, though. You- Can I- Do troll bombs do anything to you? God damn. No. It's trouble. You better steam it in person. It's trouble, dude. Dammit. Alright, let's do one more. Are you sure? We'll be fighting on the front page. I'll throw some more in here. Let me know when you're empty. I'll throw you that drink. I'm empty, brother. After this one, we finish it up. Yeah. Okay.
    57:19
    Wait, what's the other guy doing? What do you want me to do first? I love the huge over the top jackpot call from this. Hell yeah, man. Yeah, go for it, dude. Alrighty. Well, you don't have to. Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. Alright. I like to switch it off. What screen champion at? I think, like, 14 or something.
    57:36
    Uh, or... I think 14 billion. Makes me feel so inadequate with my 1 million. I have one billion, sorry. You got it. Oh, that's it. Boom. Big money. Game recognizes it, and Alien will actually call it out. Uh, wait.
    57:58
    Inject performance like my first tournament. Wait. What? Guys, I'm doing great. Alright? I'm gonna put my name on this game right now. Ball one. Grand champion.
    58:12
    I don't need that anymore. Please don't drop it. I can't do it in that. GC Ball one in that. There you go. Quote me. Jack has many ways to make you feel inadequate. The truth is, you're a very large bug. Alright, cut out. Get open. Why? Are you so sensitive? Man. That was my first cough, never mind. Here we go. We're doing good over here. Let's see what we got over here. We must film an atomic blast! Don't need that ever. Please don't drop the gate. Garbage points for a garbage person.
    59:29
    Alright, here we go. That sucked. Grand Champion, everybody, we did it. I feel like it's shutting the screen down and y'all suck. You guys can't see that there's like two more zeros that are cut off on the monitor.
    59:49
    This is the, yeah, Zerto, this is the limited edition, uh, Techomars Wingmate. What is Grand Champion anyway? It's just a social construct developed by nerd programmers to make people feel better than each other. Go back to Fishtail's Jet Flip thing, probably.
    60:11
    Oh, there you mention that game's name in my present. Jack, you got a donation. Kappa. Kappa Code for the next drink. Honestly, thank you so much, Kappa Code. I love you, buddy. Internet, also thank you for helping call those out.
    60:27
    I do have the screen at a weird angle, so you're all beautiful. And I love you. And I'm in love with you. Capacode? Rev you, rev you. I will drink on your dime.
    60:38
    Yeah, well, Rule the Universe, why not? I don't think it happened. So Rule the Universe is all the modes. I'm sorry, what is Rule the Universe? It's Super Jets, five-way combo. Oh, sorry, it's all listed there. Yeah, it's right there. And then it lights up as you do it. Yep, got it, Internet. We'll nail it. Unicode, thank you, buddy. I love you. Sorry, mate. No multiball. Wow! That was close.
    61:01
    But we'll take that. The GI on this game is unbelievable. Yeah. The fact that I don't have to backlight an attack from Mars is mind-blowing. The fact that my retinas haven't burned from how beautiful it is.
    61:17
    Okay, I think if I would have nailed that... Yeah, there you go. Everything on this game is perfect, man. It looks great. Jack, it just came in. This is a prototype? This is the... It is a test routine for sure.
    61:31
    Prototypes were many games ago. More like a proto-white... All right, here we go, guys. Ba-bam. I didn't want any of this. I didn't want that. I don't want this dream.
    61:49
    Want that cow ramp? Please? You want the Moo Moos? Yup, there you go. Yup! God, I'm freaking great at pinball, dude. You're still regular, I thought you were just the stuff of myths. I don't actually know how to play pinball. What you're seeing here is all movie magic.
    62:12
    It's all movie magic, kids. Yo, self processing, thanks for the host, man. Alright, here we go. Please!
    62:19
    You sacks, you sacks, you sacks, you sacks, you sacks, fall in there. You sacks. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh my god. I'm gonna, internet, I just pooped, I pooped, I just pooped myself. This is a little bit of a skid mark on my shorts. Holy mother, that is close. Martian Attack! Give me that bomb baby. Woo! Come on boys! Kick it! Oh god I want to hit that freaking button.
    63:09
    Oh my god, I can't. This is my life. This is my effing life. Internet. Yo, Taz, thank you for the $5 donation. Go drink a Foster's. A Foster's? I'm going to get it. I promise you they don't have Foster's here. You know what? I'm willing to check, though. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. My name is Jack Danger.
    63:32
    I usually get naked on the Internet on a different website. But thanks for watching my... Pornhub. Oh, do I get a bomb too? I get a bomb. Best beers ever. Alright, Wobbs, love you buddy.
    63:52
    You want the black cabinet and the black mirror blade? Really? Well, you got rocked there, buddy. The slingshot said no. Not today. Foster's Australian for beer. Alright, here we go. We don't need that. We're just gonna do this. We're just gonna do it. We're just gonna go for it. Big money, Noami.
    64:14
    Wow. Thanks for nothing. Yeah. No kidding. Yep. Yep. Bruh, what? Okay. You jumped into the freaking shooter lane. Yo, Weapon Marks, you SOB. Welcome back to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip us some butts up for Weapon if you could. Show some love in chat. How you doing, buddy?
    64:39
    You son of a... That's safe. That's safe, though. Aw, man. No one's allowed to win on my show. Clean.
    64:57
    Son of a... piece of... Sprint chip! Oh, thank you. My god. Rust fan. Man, are my notifications behind or something?
    65:18
    That was fun. Just prep on up there. Big money. There's no cradling. No. You gotta get really lucky to get a cradle. There's zero cradles in it. I would like that last jackpot, Plez. I did that. That's all you. That doesn't do anything. I love making first reactions! Hit the freaking button, dude!
    65:57
    Alright, we need a left orbit and a right ramp. Okay, we can do this. We can do that. That's easy. Here we go, Internet. Yeah, I'm the best! I'm the best! That pinball, everyone should sub to me! Boop ba doop! See you guys later! Dirty? We'll do one more together man. Yeah why not. I would love that beer. I will get us started though. No cradles. No foreheads. Surprise me, I don't care. I'll drink. Alright cool. I'll drink whatever. The right lane of death. In a world where one man. Game was designed for a minimum cradles. Please bounce properly.
    66:50
    Got it! Yeah, baby. Look at this. Look at the luck. Look at the luck spewing off of me. The cleanest in lane ever in existence. Holy shit.
    67:13
    Internet, a big apology that the face cam isn't more lit. There is a league night going on tonight, so I didn't want to be all unobtrusive, I'm sorry, all obtrusive with like big light things and crap like that, so, you know, okay. Finger roll. Here we go.
    67:32
    We over-explained. Guys, the cops are here. The freaking cops. Cheers, boss. Cheers to the internet. Cheers to you. Come on, appreciate it, brother. What's your, uh, do you care to give your real name? You know what, fuck it. Oh, no, that's fine. Don't say it, don't say it. It's not worth it. The internet will hunt you down. Yeah, they will. Alright, let's see what you got here.
    67:55
    Alright, no, this is where I get the wins. The internet will hunt you down. They'll be like, taken. Except, le- less, le- Leo Meason.
    68:03
    Your front page up there. Mr. Danger, you are under arrest for that crime. No kidding, dude. Negligent flipping, ladies and gentlemen. That's a crime punishable act. I learned about that in law school. negligent flipping.
    68:18
    Daisy Cutter? Yeah man. This is honestly like, I'll drink this before all other beers. Unless you want to sponsor me, EBR. Hint hint.
    68:32
    Oh, we take those. We must save the bandit organ in the war! Hey! He messed my car, Charlie! Second degree negligent flippin'. Jack, is he my defense attorney? This is not my defense attorney. No. Oh, he'd be screwed. I only do my tea stuff. And I don't even... I'm not even out of law school yet. Stop! And I'm not even in law school! No, not out of law school yet. And PDR is listening. Ah, this is true. Uh, listen, Paps. You know that email and care package I sent you? I'm ready, buddy. I'm ready for you. I'm ready to believe you. Here we go. Uh, we don't need that. Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna ask for it. Big money, no whammies. You suck! Cross bounce. Up the thing! That's one! Yo, Nuke the Whale, hell yeah, Chicago! Nuke, are
    69:33
    you from Chicago, man? Shit, funny parts. Please! Oh my god, hi! The game is out for f'n board, dude. You've got a lot of angry people tonight, man. I hope so. All for the internet receipt. Call Victory Auto Records? Yeah, maybe. Nuke, nice dude. Actually, Nuke, your name seems very familiar, buddy. I feel like you've been in here before, like the last time we were on the front page. Not... That swing was good. Way up that swing out wing. Thanks for nothing! That would be a Will Do the Rest. Yeah. I think Batman's gonna be jealous. Destroy Mars yet? Ha! That's a good joke. Jack, you would like Grand Slam. It does not have fling. Oh, okay. What are you talking about? Are you gonna send that machine over to the studio? Let's go! I left them on the scene. Internet, if the facecam gets too dark, tell me and I'll do it. too dark, tell me and I will brighten it up. Hey Jack, will you be coming to the Jetson Bowl Open? Is that in America?
    70:45
    That's the first question I asked. Because there's a very slim chance I might not be going. Do you know what kind of play field steepness angle you're playing at? This should be like 6, 6.5 maybe?
    71:03
    I think this is the proper 6. I mean We're looking good. What camera do you use? Kevin Cook, the face cams here are Logitech C920s and the DMV cam. The camera on the play field is a Sony Handycam going into an Elgato external capture card.
    71:25
    And the microphone is an old Tomahawk I found on the street. This is a team. Actually, I wasn't paying attention. It looks like there's a bit of flipper hop. Yeah, just a touch, just a touch. Oh, my bad.
    71:44
    Shoot him! Hell yeah, Ramsey! We feature boys! We're only the most interesting stream on Twitch, I mean, come on. It's a group of my side. We've got to study. Yeah, that's true. Please! What? Calculated free multiball. I wish the gate was open. Yeah, it will be open when I hope to find it. That's right. One. Nailed it. My lord, this game. Nailed it. Yeah, somewhere over there is a shot. Why don't you make one of those? You freak! Yeah, sure. There's a shot over there. Please, not like your friends. If the friends jumped into a rain, Quinn, thank you for the tips today. Dammit. Alright, good luck, sir. Yeah! Oh, one million? A bill seems to come pretty quick on this scene. True. If I could not have another one go straight down the middle on me. A billion comes pretty quick if you don't. How spooky does a facecam look only because you're wearing a mask? I don't know. face cam looks only being lit by the G.I. of the game.
    73:22
    Wooo! It is, it's very Christmas-y. Da ba da ba dee ba ba dee ba dee ba. I don't know how long this goes. Nah, I might say, We're going for a bounce and...
    73:38
    Yo, Penis, what's up, dude? What's up? Damn. You seem to be a lot more lucky on those, uh... On those bounces than I've been. Just a tip. Alright. A 30 or 90? No. Nothing. Thanks for nothing. Robbery. Alright, let's see if I can, uh, let's see if I can blow this thing up here. Hell yeah. Go Chicago. Yo, what up, man? You call me back if you need me. Will do, brother. Don't go too far. I'm gonna go, uh, try to use the Ghostbuster tips. There you, dude. Ghostbuster tips. Make sure you type in that code, too. The dead flip code? Got it. What? Yeah. There's a dead flip code? So if you go up to Game of Thrones or Ghostbusters, no matter what Ghostbusters or Game of Thrones it is, during attract mode, like these games are right now, hit both buttons, go 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 1, 1, 1, 2. Dead flip animation plays on the game. Yeah. Stern hooked it up. You're a big deal. I'm a big dill.
    74:45
    What? Thanks for not shooting. Thanks for not shooting it. Um, Internet, if you're in Chicago, stop on by. Let's go. Let's battle.
    75:00
    We got a building, time to blast her. Oh my god. Oh my god, I'm nutty right now, guys. I'm nutty. Oh, that's... Nice.
    75:28
    Oh, God, not good. Please. Man, we are doing this. I wonder how many people actually believe that. Believe what?
    75:46
    That I'm in Chicago? We got the five-way combo already? Damn. That's what's up. Yeah, if you folks didn't know, if you walk up to any Game of Thrones model or any Ghostbusters model, there's an animation that plays for Deadplay. Pretty rad.
    76:14
    There we go. Aw man, we are coming for it boys. If only! the only thing that's different is the lighting seems sexier and uh I think the flippers themselves just need to be adjusted, but there's no noticeable difference. Difference, you know?
    77:08
    What do we need? Oh, the right orbit. Okay. Man, we've already got total annihilation. Can we nail it? Almost.
    77:20
    Almost. Wow, we got screwed there. You like to not see what the... Wait, what? ZRW, how are you, buddy? Okay. Internet. Here comes 12 more billion points.
    77:41
    One shot. One kill. We just need that right order. Come on, baby. What are you doing? Give me that back.
    77:59
    Oh, my God. I was about to be pooped. The scores are nutty. They are pretty crazy, dude. There's no controlling this ball, dude. We need one shot to a lock and one right orbit. That's it. Then we have some good stuff.
    78:26
    Yo, that darn channel. What's up, V? How you doing, mama? Alright, now... Yep. Oh, you can't stack that. Got it. Okay.
    78:44
    We got a superjet. Why is that not going? Concerned? Confused? All my balls are not coming back. What the actual F dude? None of those balls came back that drink. None of them. Not one. 50 million points. Oh my god, what a trash. What a trash player. Can you backhand the lockpots? Ahem. Yo, Pitter2015 with that Twitch Prime sub. Welcome to the league, you're amazing ladies and gentlemen. Let me split this in both subjects to show some love in the chat.
    79:47
    Come on, give me a... give me a left flipper shot, please! You screwed me! How do you expect me to rule the universe now, buddy? If I miss any subs in the net, let me know, because my following software is going bananas right now.
    80:35
    Alright, here we go. Right back into it. Right back into it, kiddos. Love when the multiball drains off the side. Best feeling ever. Yeah, it feels bad, man.
    80:49
    Holy shit. Go banana! If you are prone to seizures, Internet, please close your eyes. This is actually not a joke.
    81:05
    The shallow... I hear my name. I heard my name. Oh, come back baby. Come back baby. Big money. Big Somebody help me.
    81:34
    No, I'm blind! Careful. Not good. And go! Alright, cool. Yo, Derek with the bid. Thanks, buddy. Yo, Tellichubby.
    81:52
    My follower alert's been crazy tonight. Yeah. Oh shit, I already screwed up. I actually hit the bomb. I did.
    82:11
    Not. What I meant to say is I did not hit the bomb. That wasn't ball three, was it? Mother, father. Well, we got the pre-credit out of it.
    82:31
    So how do they let us do this? What do you mean, Keeper Boy? What do you mean, Bub? Time to go. All right, Fresh, love you, buddy. All right, here we go.
    82:42
    We need, I think, 7 billion points to get on the board. Oh, you just asked nicely, Keeper. Ask nicely. A little kindness goes a long way. Oh crap. An atomic blast. But make sure you ask. If you just come in and start doing it, you will probably get picked up. Here we go. So, if you folks are curious about what I'm shooting for, you'll notice there's little lights in front of each shot. There's three circles in front of each shot. What you want to do is shoot each shot until all those are lit up, and it starts at like a micro-wizard mode called Total Annihilation.
    83:39
    Yo, fan, thanks for coming, buddy. Derek, thanks for the boots. Here we go, boys. Like that was a waste, but we're good.
    83:53
    Hi, I'm a pinball streamer on Twitch, and I'd like to stream some pinball for you. Did you say hi, I'm Jetcliff?
    84:05
    I like butt holes. Yo Gleck, thanks for the freaking host, bud. Wow, that was fun. That was magnetic! Zarsen, what's up? This ain't just Attack From Mars, Zarsen. This is the Attack From Mars remake machine. Uh, sorry Max, sir. Uh, no sprecken see... Oh, I mean, I don't know how to speak German. I think that's German. Magnetic. Calm down clean, baby. Good. Could have been better. Phew, my god. This one. And the, like, yeah, buttholes. Sure. Buttholes are fun. Uh, we got crap down there, that's for sure.
    85:09
    I feel like it's really warm in here. Doesn't it look great casually? Dude, my man. Good to see you buddy. Okay. Super skill shot into... uh, the sawzall. Here we go.
    85:24
    Whoa. That was dirty. That's coming back, that's coming back, that's coming back, that's coming back. You gotta be kidding me, dawg.
    85:37
    Well, we got screwed there. Wow. We got robbed in here. We should probably make the player cam a little brighter. Give me one break. One break, please. Just one freaking break. Alright, clean. Lock his lip, fam.
    86:06
    I hit that. Get your butt kicked. I'm getting my butt kicked. I truly am. Please! Well, that doesn't count. That doesn't count either, because it didn't hit anything. There you go.
    86:29
    There you go. Whoo! Germany is victorious. All the way around, please. That'll work.
    86:55
    Keeper, I travel... Chicago's home base for me, but I travel all over the U.S. green screen. The lighting's usually a little better on the player cam, but there is a league night happening tonight, and I didn't want to interfere with it, And having a big bright light definitely affects people's gameplay.
    87:13
    So, Zerto, it's this hot dog looking thing right here. Right here. That is the ball save. I did not. Oh my god, my life. Yo, Ran Man.
    87:30
    Crackin' Bucks. Don't need that. There we go. Yo, what's up, Dark Camp? That was a fun catch. The freaking horizontal dog. Wow, fam, that's fun.
    88:12
    Thanks, Rivercom. Cool fam, dude. Yo, Mog, you alive? A friend of mine has a Revenge from Mars. Nice. What's up, duders? What's up, Indy? Kiss it, bounce it, and pop it. Alright, one more. The GI is out of control in this game actually. Like, it's crazy how well lit this game... Wow, we got screwed. One more shot here and one more shot there and we would have had total annihilation. What you do is really cool. Thanks, Keeper Boy. I appreciate it, bud.
    88:59
    Here, lift up the face cam a little bit. You think this looks better than the original? I think you're right. I don't think you're lying. It is beautiful. It is a gorgeous machine. I don't mean to brag, but I played pinball on Windows. Yeah, Space Cadet House. Space Cadet's the shit, right? What's your high score in Space Cadet, bruh?
    89:36
    That's the combo right there. We can do a freaking lock. That was tough. Hell yeah. Oh, you had that, buddy.
    89:57
    Alright, here we go. Scram! Okay. You know, it's a free lock. I take out his evil. It really is, dude. It keeps getting the metal guide here.
    90:14
    Control it, please. Oh, what's going on, brother? Good to see you, dude. Man, I gotta tell you, have you played this yet? Holy moly. Thing is like a rocket ship. No puns. No puns, man. Literal rocket ship. This thing plays incredibly fast. When you stream games, like I said, do they unlock the game free? Casually, it depends. It depends.
    90:41
    Like, we're paying to play this tonight. We got 10 free credits on it, though. So, so far we haven't had to pay.
    90:49
    And as long as we can play better, we'll be fine. Oh my god, just hit the freaking shot, dog. Lospinator, thanks for the host, Beads. Shut it down. Have you ever played Twilight Zone? Yeah, totally. No good gophers in Twilight
    91:10
    Zone. I used to own a Twilight Zone a very long time ago. No longer. I don't know if this is the LE. I'm not sure what the difference is. I cannot find that damn lock shot to save I'm gonna lock shut to save my life.
    91:30
    That ain't gonna go up. Right here. There you go. Oh Rasputin, carry off that look man. You went hard then.
    91:43
    Rasputin will mess me up. Need to give this a 100 try? You really do man. Handball for a try. The pinball category did not exist actually until I fought really hard and had the help of my buddy Lethal Frag to make it a legit channel on here. And you'll notice the logo for the pinball section is my logo flipped and they added an extra star. Yo, DSL, it's a boot. How much is the price of... Zip machine? I'm not sure what the price of this is. Someone might have to look that up. Yo, DSL, thanks for them bits, dude. Medieval Madness is good. I'm having a lot of fun with this game, though.
    92:46
    I'm having a lot of fun with it. Oh, come on! You fumble bum. Wow! We got Skaroos. Skaroos, dude. Holy crap, man. It's an awesome job. This game plays incredibly well. It is really fast. That's great. Oh, that rubber's starting to get a little dirt. No, it's actually buffing the skin. Oh, really? Oh, there it is. Eh, hasn't affected me. Yeah, cool, man. Yeah, man, I think they did a great job. I think the lighting is amazing. This is like one of the, a game from this era that I don't have to backlight. Like I don't have a light at all. We are lit off of the G.I. off of this thing. Holy cow, I didn't even know this. It's gorgeous, it's bright without being harsh, the light isn't cold, it really feels like it's emulating incandescent photos. Commander Cake, what's going on buddy? Yeah, I love it man, I love it. Yeah, for LEDs to be fluctuating like this, it's beautiful. It looks nice. the monster-sized DMV on this thing. What happened? I'm just checking it out. It seems like, we don't have to open it up, but the actual size of the surface mounted LED is larger than the stern one. Oh, there you go. Like, looking here, it looks like there's a couple of points. Oh, yeah. Where in a sense, there's only one. I wonder if you can see it, but like, on a longer insert, sometimes, like the color changes one time, ones you'll see like the white will be on the bottom third i wonder i wonder if there's a difference there yo internet stop by logan arcade this is espy uh he runs the joint these are all his machines uh i think we have like a 1100 people watching right now cool come on by if you're in chicago definitely uh consider swinging by here for sure do it i think we got i think this little The WGI guy has... I brought a bag. Oh, cool. It's true. Do you need anything? Do you want a beer or something? I'll take whatever, man. Yeah. All right, Internet. Here we go. Fishtails. Yeah, how expensive is this game? I'm from Chicago as well. I've never been to Logan Arcade. Well, come here. Right now. What time is it? Let's go. We got an hour. Where if I live in Texas? Always that one guy. What? Free boobs. Wait, boobs? I want free boobs. I love free booze.
    95:28
    11. 16. All right. Ball, please. Please. I will use it. Cheers, brother. Thank you, man. All right. So we need the left ramp and the left orbit two more times. How many pinball machines do you own yourself? I only own two, but I have a studio full of pinball machines. Uh, most of the games at my place are donated by... ...viewers like you. Thank you.
    96:06
    That was not a post-pass. Oh, holy crap. Watch out, man! They've got a big ol' thingy! Oh my god, that was freaking ballsy in my life. David Batman, for 16 months in a row, thank you for maintaining membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip your butts up if you could. Joyalicious, we are at the corner of Western and Fullerton. Western and Fullerton.
    96:42
    Funding for this program is... Yes, right. New Sub Arena. Dude, David Batman, you're the best. Love you, buddy.
    96:51
    Alright, here we go. snack and saucer and tell you rumors. You want me to just go saucer mode instead of anything else? We could try that. Let's try saucers all day.
    97:05
    I hit that, though. Oh, my God. Been enjoying the T2C? Nice, dude. Thanks. Yo, Wasp, thanks for the capas.
    97:14
    You have more viewers than Andy Milonakis right now? Yo, come and go tell Andy Milonakis the pinball stream has more viewers than us.
    97:23
    Alright, there's our locks. There's a free backhand. There's a lock. Can you explain the rules for this table or no? Yeah, absolutely. So there's a couple of ways to approach this game. There's blowing up all the saucers here in the middle to get to attack Mars. There's getting to total annihilation, which is completing all the shots for every lane.
    98:02
    And then there's rule the universe, which is like the main wizard mode, which is doing all six of these objectives here above the slippers.
    98:11
    So get a five-way combo, conquer Mars, total annihilation, Martian multiball, super jets, and super jackpot. I think I've seen that place before. I live by Lawrence Kibble. Nice, dude. Get on over here. It's awesome.
    98:24
    All right, Internet. Listen, Internet, if you haven't already, please click follow. It's free to do and I will love you forever. And I promise the next time you see me, less fangs.
    98:35
    Ten minute follow for Mandy's cat, Rip Dream. Sorry, dude. Rip the dream, boys. Why did I make that shot? Because I wanted this shot.
    98:49
    Woo! Last pass. How you doing, bud? And go! Freaking nailed it, boys. Freaking nailed it. Milkshake.
    99:19
    Oh my god, we're going to get to total annihilation here, I feel. Yo, Flippin', thanks for the 400 bits. Holy crap. Yo, what's going on? I'm doing great. Thanks for asking.
    99:35
    Please live. Merciful. Exponence guy, good to see you, buddy. I hope you're well, too. Flippin', thank you for the bits, man.
    100:19
    No super jackpot? I thought I hit it. Did I not hit the super jackpot? Am I still trying to get an idea for tomorrow's stream? Yeah, I'm not sure what I'm going to do.
    100:32
    But apparently it has to now involve left-pane. Then today. Yeah. Damn. Man, that was a great ball. Yo, T-Bolt, what's cracking, buddy? Thanks for coming.
    101:06
    Alright, where are we at here? 2.6 billion. Finally beat Alien Isolation today. Nice. I don't know what that game is.
    101:14
    I play pinball. Sweet job man, thanks! Oops, I took a beer from Zespia, I had a cold beer already. Alright our goal now is to shoot this right ramp three more times this left ramp three more times this left orbit once Okay And then also beat the crap out of the uh Actually, we can cheat this. We can cheat this. Here we go. The GC on this is...
    101:48
    13 billion. Okay? We can easily do it. Oh, that went up there. Please. You flip and dip flipper. The lighting on this machine is mesmerizing. Isn't that great? It is beautiful, man. I haven't seen pinball since I used to play it on Windows.
    102:19
    You and about everyone else on this thing. Everyone else walking in. Remember Space Kid 8? Lucky duck.
    102:31
    Yeah, GC is Grand Champion. So, you can get the highest score in the game, like first place, but then there's a spot higher than that called Grand Champion. Undesirable, thank you for the freaking host, bud. Please live. I don't want to go through this again. Not like this. Not like this. Okay. Here we go. I'm the worst. Whoa, the Oh, the spin on that ball.
    103:03
    Did you see the backspin on that? Good lord. Alright, we got this, Internet. Biggest score you've ever seen. Here we go.
    103:23
    Let him out. A three. Just kidding. Let him out. Holy crud. Oh my god, please. We got screwed.
    103:48
    Give to me match, please. Tristan? I'm not sure what Tristan is. Sounds interesting, man. I got into pinball because of some friends, but learning rulesets and stuff at the pinball arcade definitely helped. I hit that. Okay, I hit that, but whatever. Whatever you want
    104:13
    to say. Oh my god. You know what's great is usually when I'm doing this bad, I like to hard restart, but the credits are a dollar a play and I'm not going to be throwing money away like that. What? The freaking prick. My uncle played a lot of pinball. Nice, dude. Epic Pinball from DOS days?
    104:52
    I'm going to say no, bud. I do not remember Epic Pinball. Magnets, bro. Frickin' magnets. That was the worst game of Attack from Mars ever in existence, ever. A dollar a play. Yes, internet.
    105:12
    Oh, so let's keep those donations. Just kidding. We don't solicit. Yeah, it's functionally hitting us. I like that.
    105:43
    It's functionally whipping my back. And that game cost Jack $1. Well, they did put $10 on here for him, so we're good.
    105:58
    You'll know when I start paying for them when I reach into the pocket for the old dollar billios. Take some Martian booty? I'll try.
    106:11
    Yo, Steve, what's your highest score on a Takramars? Are we talking triple-digit billions? Do they have a big ol' bean?
    106:47
    Oh my god, please. No triple digits. Once had over 70 billion. Nice, dude. 70 billion is huge, man. Holy crap.
    107:04
    Dude, Star Wars Battlefront's pretty fun, too. If you've ever been killed in Star Wars Battlefront by someone named Deadflip Pinball, that's making... Oh, I screwed that up.
    107:25
    Great stream my dad brought home in old... Dude, Joker Poker! Nice jabberwock! I've definitely played Joker Poker. Because ruling the universe is easier the second time around? Because you've already destroyed Mars? Oh! Crap, I forgot that's what I was doing. I keep getting sidetracked by these objectives.
    107:55
    Yes, damage is fun. I would like to finish you please. Thank you. I think of all the education that I make. afternoon have a pinball machine. Nice dude. Nice dude. The angle just feels wrong when
    108:15
    I'm shooting. Like this should go straight up and down but it's like going towards the tee. It doesn't make sense. And the hair trigger on that slingshot is not helping. You f***. You... Oh, my God.
    108:40
    Get your tilts up. Hold on. Was that three balls? Okay. We need to get grand champion on this game. We need it. Okay.
    109:03
    If we don't get it, I will tear my clothes off, get kicked off the twitch, and then go cry in a corner somewhere.
    109:10
    No pressure. We're down to our last dollar. Deal. Take your freaking clothes off. Like, what better way to go out than on the front page in a blaze of glory, naked as a jaybird, right in a... Let's go.
    109:54
    Oh, please. What's cracking, guys? What's up, Benny Beanbag? All right, here we go. Please. You're going to be hearing a lot of pleases, ladies and gentlemen.
    110:24
    Not good. Great, actually. Oh, that was right down the effing middle. The flipper should point to these tiny holes. I know. They feel like they're sagging just a bit, but that's all right. Palm sweaty just watching.
    110:52
    But are your knees weak? You know? That's all that matters. Yes. Yes. Why did I... Mother... Mother... Mother... Alright, that was the... that was the warm-up. Here we go. I don't understand what's happening for the most part, but I want to play. Come on over. You're in Chicago. Let's party.
    111:29
    Why? I screwed up? Oh, my God. I'm the worst pinball player on the face of the plane. That save. Remo.
    111:48
    Remo. Double Remo? Alright. Wanna play Battlefront sometime? Yeah, man. Hit me up. He can tuck every part of my body.
    112:11
    We have a Batman 66 right to my left. Give me a match. Give me a match and all is forgiven. I hate you so much.
    112:21
    I'm not very good at games like PlayerUnknown unfortunately. Here we go. Stream keeps hanging from me? Nah, 5-car draw. It's not a BB... Looks like a beginner game after the horror of the shells. Yeah, right? This game can be kind of tough, Internet. Just a skoach. Just a skooch.
    113:02
    But it's only because of speed. Like, I just screwed that up terribly. Women! See, the straight up and down shot, it's not there because the flipper is sagging a little bit. That kind of sucks.
    113:50
    Dark Souls compared to pinball depends on the machine, dude. I've played some games of pinball where I'm like, Dark Souls is a cakewalk. I've played Dark Souls with a steering wheel and had more fun.
    114:09
    Rigged indeed. Now this is a test machine by the company that is reproducing these, so we are going to be seeing some stuff. Five-way combo, baby.
    114:42
    I usually suck at the five-way combo. Holy crap. The machine knows it does, Rad. This son of a bitch is back.
    114:52
    You only played air hockey with a friend there once? Nice. Please! Let me put... that was a whole game. Let's chug this beer really quick. Internet, do me a favor. Here's a toast to all of you beautiful folks coming from the homepage. Cheers to you, thank you for being here. If you haven't already, please click follow. I heard it's free to do, and I will whisper your name at night into my pillow as I cry next to whomever I'm sleeping with.
    115:36
    Rick, one dollar. That is for sure. I didn't check if they have an Aussie beer, but I will check. Don't worry. I've got two full daisy cutters here.
    115:50
    Our king is here. Alright, here we go. Nice! Ooh, man. Nailed it. I haven't played air hockey in ages. But I do know this.
    116:09
    Everyone cheats. And tries to hurt your number. That stays. BAM! Oh my god, we back boys, we back. I toast my meat to you sir, here here. The login,
    116:36
    the login of meat for every maiden. Please! Don't look at the cat! Look at the lobster instead. No, no, no, no, no! Oh god, I'm so sorry.
    116:53
    Yeah please! Woo! Man, we are in it. Yeah, Dark Father, I love it. But this is the remake, dude. This is the remake.
    117:11
    The folks didn't know, a company is re-releasing this game. With, uh, updated everything, really. Chris Stankley.
    117:25
    Alright. Let's go for the right orbit. Does TBA have a wizard goal of getting the bill of hurry? Yeah, it sure does.
    117:34
    And I know I will never achieve that, that is for sure. The billion hurry up? Dude, a billion hurry up. That's disgusting.
    117:47
    You see a Thomas Lassiter now! Got him. Stop saying that. You can do it! Aw, thanks, Steve. I appreciate it, man. Ladies and gentlemen, if you didn't know, fun with bonus there, Steve Bowden, one of the best pinball players on the face of the earth. Absolutely. The guy's a monster. That was a waste of a mystery.
    118:25
    Stop breathing on it! Okay, we only need the left orbit one, two, three more times, okay? Here we go. Hey Jack, will you buy Laura a pin if they remake Monster Bash? Absolutely, dude. Absolutely.
    118:50
    Absolutely not. How the hell would I afford that? I got distracted by this naked dude over here. You're looking good, dude.
    119:03
    Have you played the remake Pinball Life? This game is awesome, man. some then. Alright. Nice and good. Nice and good. I got robbed. There we go, baby. Come on. One more shot. Total annihilation. Not good. Not good. Was that slow enough? No. Oh, we got hung up on the freaking... Come on, please. That's not it. Oh my... Oh my lanta. We got screwed. Keeper by... Oh, it's that kind of place. Yeah, pants off, pants Let's go. Welcome to Dead Flick. No F's given.
    120:21
    Good job Jamie, you did it. That's all I want to hear. I don't want to keep paying the dollars. Oh, that's good. we collect it? Nice. Damn, I fat fingered that. Holy crap. Oh my god, that was incredible. And I fixed the ball. Dude, that was kind of stupid. Alright, here we go. Back and forth forever. You know that poop thing?
    121:20
    You know? What's that poop thing? I'll poop into your butt and you'll poop into my butt back and forth forever.
    121:33
    Trust. Boys, trust. Trust. Damn it. Damn my butt. We were two ships away. Damn it. If I had another... Oh, did I have another bomb, too? I'm maybe more angry at that. That we might have had a second bomb.
    122:05
    Oh my god, is that multi-ball? Yeah, baby. Yeah, see? Willie knows what's up. Willie, you nailed it, bud.
    122:27
    Yeah, we know you can hit that shot. Hit a different shot. Not the green, though. You idiot. Please live. Oh my god.
    122:44
    What? You? What? Oh my god. The ultimate freaking jebaited... Come on, dude. Do it again! We got crumped in here. Cheer 10 for pooping back and forth. Thanks, buddy.
    123:12
    Let's try. I just crapped all the balls. Okay. Back into it. We got this. We got pinball-jebaited. We got giant... We got Dorito chip-jebaited just then.
    123:30
    Do I have two extra balls? Give me a stroke. Oh, I freaking... I love you. I hit that like 8 times. Thank you for fixing each other.
    124:12
    No. Yelling no. Please, pinball, no. I hit you. Oh, my God. Really? Guys, I love you. It's supposed to be this dark? Yeah.
    124:33
    Blackout's supposed to be super dark, guys. Or strobe, I'm sorry. I was thinking of Judge Dredd. No, please!
    124:52
    Give me a multiball! I hate you. I don't actually hate you. Look how early I gotta shoot. Yeah, from a cradle there's no shooting the saucer. There's no shooting the saucer from a cradle. Here we go. Shoot it, don't pollute it. Guys, thank you for all the followers. It's very sensual, I think. I mean, friendly. I mean, I love you. I mean, don't be weird.
    126:00
    Oh my god, please don't. Oh, it doesn't go up! I can't get it up. I can play sexy, yeah it is, baby.
    126:22
    Please no. Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No! I'm gonna burn that T target. I'm just gonna hit it like 12, 13 more times.
    126:44
    Oh, that's a save! I can't make it up to that freaking thing. Early. Not early enough. Do the stanky leg. Big move. I'm going to have to do the stanky leg. Oh, please.
    127:30
    Please. All right, here we go, guys. Not happening. Please. Excellent. More bonus. Give me a break. Tilt in. Come on, guys.
    127:51
    Well, probably, yes. I couldn't save it. Seven million is not enough to get on the board. What two pinball machines do you personally own? I have a Capcom, because Capcom made pinball machines back in the day, Capcom Break Shot, and a Cabaret. I forget who makes that. So close. Yeah, what did I need to get on the board? Half the GC. Guys, shut up.
    128:41
    All right, here we go. Half the GC. Internet. I have a secret underlying goal of getting to 10,000 followers. How close are we? Can someone check me? Check me out.
    129:01
    Check out my body. And then look at the number and then tell me what's going on. So, fun with bonus. How do I get the billion challenge? What do I do to get the billion? Hurry up. How do I do that?
    129:16
    We're at 9,867. Okay. Keep them rolling in, guys. Let's go. Kiel, shut up, dude. If we were that close, I'd be pissed.
    129:28
    We need 219 more follows. Internet, I know we can do this. Someone go post on Reddit or something. Activate all hurry-ups at once. All right, here we go. Tail arms accepted. Shit. How much do pinball machines cost typically? It's a... It really depends, man. It's like sort of asking, like, what does a car cost, you know?
    130:30
    But a good used game, you're looking to spend, like, one and a half to two grand, maybe. We need 105 followers? Let's go, Internet.
    130:44
    How the hell do I start all four effing... No! Shit. Now, did I... Did I screw up by starting that? Did I not collect that and just let it count down?
    131:00
    Like, I already screwed up. That's tough, dude. That's freaking impossible. Not impossible.
    131:11
    I'm part of the internet. I'll go. Wait, what? Not yet. Go, go. Oh, really? Shit. I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry.
    131:25
    Now you screwed up. How long does it wait for you? uh, how long does it sit there and wait for you to hit it?
    131:35
    is it like indefinite? you could just go? because if that's the case that kind of seems a little boring coming back straight the down middle Uh, for the countdown of hurry up. Wait.
    132:04
    The thing is, you get more hurry ups, countdown is longer. Oh, okay. Sorry about that, guys. Well, I screwed it.
    132:17
    Listen, I got like three more dollars. Thanks, Keeper. Come back soon, buddy. I promise shenanigans. I don't know what I'm doing tomorrow, but... What's it going right for? A Williams Medieval Madness? Oh, God. Like a new Kia? How do you like the hurry-up? The hurry-ups are lit by completing all the shots in a... completing all the lights on the shot.
    133:21
    Damn it. Did I get it? Did I get it last minute? No. Total butt annihilation, dude. Ripped second ball. Yeah.
    133:51
    Please. Oh, God, I love you. Internet, do you all believe in Pep? P-E-P. The old white-haired god of pinball that watches upon us all and dictates how the outcome of the game is going to happen. All hail Pep.
    134:21
    Remember sports? Is he a real God? He is if you believe. Praise be to Pep. Peppy with you.
    134:53
    And also with you. First free up is 100 million countdown. Second is 300. Third stack is 500. Instant billion. Okay, so let's do it. I think we got this.
    135:09
    So we don't want any super jackpots because that starts the hurry up immediately. All right. I think we got it this time. We can do this.
    135:33
    Pending. This is the biggest asterisk I've ever put anywhere. I'm just kidding, I love you. Zarspin, I'll be proud of you for that buddy, good luck. Good luck, bub. You have a Game of Thrones Pro? Nice, dude. Alright, so we're not going to shoot the right orbit anymore. Stop!
    136:22
    Okay, we're not going to shoot until left. Ramp, shit! Don't touch it! No! I got a warning for nothing! I hate my life. Oh my god.
    136:42
    Damn it! Internet. I gotta be doing these strats on a game I'm not paying a dollar for every time I plunge.
    136:58
    Nice! butt holes Fun with bonus, when are you coming back to Chicago, man? Kiel, when 8 o'clock comes around, League Night's going to start. And I didn't want there to be a big interfering light, so I killed all light.
    137:42
    And we're just being illuminated off of the GI here. Which is fun and attractive. Alright, one billion hurry up, we can do this. Shoot all the shops, two times. One, JK.
    138:09
    I'm just rolling money up and smoking it. Usually pinball expo time, nice dude. I'm probably coming out to New York pretty soon. We need to hook up, my man. Yeah, that was a real tilt. That was a real tilt. Ball control, Dad. I know, guys. All right. Okay. We don't want to shoot the right orbit anymore. This must happen. Hell yeah, dude. I'm telling you, Steve. Your knowledge and my ability to
    138:51
    be a frickin' idiot, we would slay the internet. Get up there! Just, I wish it was tearaway. All right, this is not going well.
    139:20
    We would rule the universe completely and entirely. We gotta build an atomic blast turd! Nice. Nothing bad. Okay. Steve on stream? Hell yeah. Steve on stream. Someone got timed out, I don't know why, whatever. Yes, Viva's never been on Deadflip, I don't think.
    139:54
    We've had a lot of big players on this show. I don't think Viva's ever been on here. The bar does not think I'm crazy because, honestly, every single bar in Chicago knows me and what I do here.
    140:18
    Alright, here we go, Internet. One. Two. Three. Here we go! Crap. That couldn't have been more straight up and down the freaking middle.
    140:56
    That's just unlucky, though. God, that was gross. So what would you say you do here? It was perfect, dude. Like, we had it lined up. A perfect train. Oh!
    141:15
    That couldn't have been more straight up and down. Let's get right back into it, boys. Slide save? No way, dude. The tilt on this thing is, like, nasty tight.
    141:28
    Um. Please? Far orbit? That works, too. Far orbit? Don't go up that ramp. I will unplug you. Okay, we're in a good place here. A billion hurry-ups, dude. It's gonna be nutty if we can do this. It's the ability of not... you can't control the balls. Alright, one. Just It's the ability of not... He can't control the balls.
    142:11
    Alright, one. Just go home. The flipper is... The alignment... I don't get nervous, but having that one shot 500 million countdown running, I am home. Control the balls. Hey guys.
    142:38
    God damn it. The frustration level is over my head. Ah, something, yeah, I'm a mom beast. I know, keep crying.
    142:59
    Can I get another hurry up lit if I hit that damn shot or not? The answer is no. Clean. Oh my god, that save.
    143:29
    So we essentially have three hurry up slips. Damn, man. We were close though. We were close. That's alright. Not only did I know how to do it, We gotta come back, listen, this game's here, so when the need to not, what I'm trying to say, we'll come back in a couple weeks and we'll play this game when it's not pooping on people's faces.
    144:28
    What the hell was that move? A little zippy flippy. No! I was making so much money! That was all total annihilation. Holy crap.
    145:02
    That was some big money just then. All right. Well, we're free to get back into it. Let's see if we can do this. You ready?
    145:09
    Here we go. Starting with... Oh, yeah. Front page. What's up, Wapu? How you doing, baby? One. Two. One.
    145:24
    I can't play thank you, buddy. That felt pretty good. Made up for the fact that I've been crapping the bed on this mode thing I'm trying to do.
    145:39
    Ugh. Alright. Does it matter if you start going left first or right? I used that way too early. All right, Mommaship. Get F'd in the fist.
    146:19
    No, stop screaming. I'm not paying attention. Get rekt. World, you're welcome. Okay, you're safe. Go download your prong or whatever the hell you were doing while I'm saving the effing world. No, it's going to blink!
    147:03
    How long is that going to blink? Will that blink forever? I get another hurry up through the spin timer. Got it. Shit. Got it. Please don't accidentally hit that. Shit. Internet. The ball control just isn't there, guys, and I do apologize.
    147:57
    The flippers are a little... Borks down a little bit. We're going to make a 420 bonus, though. I think we're okay.
    148:11
    We'll just get another total annihilation, I guess. We birthed it boys, whole birth. Is that two? Cool. My man. This guy. What's up buddy? How much? How you doing? Good to see you dude. Um. Holy crap this dude is great. Isn't it nasty? Dude I love it. This is the remake. Yeah I know. Oh yeah yeah yeah. Let's put the whole show together. Yeah. This is the remake. Yeah, I know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's put the whole show together. Please, come! No! Internet. Do you know this guy? No, not at all. No? I don't care. Who cares? This guy has a very specific and odd nickname that you may or may not know. Or, unless it's your real name, which I didn't know. No, it's not. Okay. Yeah, I know you're real. It starts with a letter that's late in the alphabet.
    149:21
    My real name is Vince. Okay, there you go. You don't want to... I don't know how secretive people like to be on the Internet. You know, I used to be like that, and I just don't give a damn anymore. It doesn't matter, really. At the end of the day, if someone wants to find you, they'll find you.
    149:38
    Well, if it's everybody's domain, it's registered as my real name. Okay, there you go. Here's that drink. Yeah, baby. I will choose that drink as soon as I drain all these balls. Son of a gun. Are you here for league night or tournament or whatever? I'm doing, uh, pinball league tonight. That's what it is. Can anyone compete in that? Yes, we can. Oh, so I can actually compete in that? Oh. When is free with us? Uh, so I'm gonna leave the cameras run when I'm done here because they're gonna start at like 7.30 at 5. We're on the homepage of Twit right now and I want to utilize all the viewership I can get. That's your business. Yeah. That's how I make my money. Okay, here we go. Can you just call them in for any time? Sure. Probably not. Well, if I am and I am not, I'm just inviting for you. Please. Steve Bowden's in chat. I didn't hear that. I'm gonna put the... C-1000s in chat. Fun with bonus. Here we go! Wait! Get up the... Dude, you're... come on. Yeah, I asked if I could like, keep the cameras running, but they're like, uh, are people allowed to swear? And I'm like, dude, it's all I do. No, you didn't say you tried not to! I try not to, but man, let me tell you, some games, like I played Fishtails for five hours last night, last night. That game could suck my butt. Is there anything you'd like to do for more than six hours of time besides reading? Right, it's certainly not the case. Yeah. Oh, God. Okay, what do we need? The right orbit. So, post-busting on this is a little dirty. Is it? Yeah. Yeah, that's a little... Because it's like... The rubbers are weird. They look like Super Bands. Super Band Parade. I'm not saying it looks like Total. Total Emulation. Number 2. I was calling my frickin' name on this game so I could go cry. Alright, while the ball save is on, make all your dumb shots. And then, now that the ball stays off, keep making dumb comments. Because, good luck trapping them. Do you think we should still use the camera time because we want to press the pinball thing in a situation where we can count on you guys? No I want the content Like there still going to be people in chat from like the front page stuff And And if we have like close to a thousand people in chat why just shut the damn door Yeah go ahead
    152:31
    Okay, please! Yep. That didn't work. It's more like this planet's been harmed. It's doing... it's... I think we beat it down a little bit. Heh heh. Uh, trapping on the right is... er, I'm sorry, on the left is impossible. That's right. The flipper's a little low. Oh yeah, it does look like it. Yeah, the flipper's a little low. It screws any... Wow, you can already see the end of the flipper roll. It's like ground down on the side. Yeah. The, uh... Shooting the saucer from a cradle on the left is impossible. Really? Yeah. Why? You can't shoot early enough because of the angle of it. It's weird.
    153:14
    And that weird... Do we have to roll it up a couple of times? Yeah, later. Or pass it on over. There we go. I guess if it can roll in, it works. But here, I'll show you how early you've got to shoot this.
    153:27
    So that works. Never mind. Oh my god, my life is over. I missed out on Fishtails. It was bad, guys. Fishtails was a night to not remember.
    153:45
    What the hell is that? Oh, he is a pirate. He took it and he... whoop! Yeah. He scaled up the whole thing. It's like, you know, playing like our mom's golf ball. Let's see, uh, yeah. Donate to kids, everybody, because damn, did this game crap on my butt. Oh my god. Hey, we did it! We put our name on it! We got a credit out of it. At a dollar a play, this is... Are these brainwounds supposed to be stuck on right now? They all cycle. Yeah, it's crazy, man. It's pretty rad. Like, for a game of this... so, look at how these LEDs are, like, fading in and out, and the GI is, like, well lit. Yeah? It's bonkers. Like usually when I stream a game, unless it's like a mind-numbingly bright light, like even that game I have to backlight it. You know, because it's in the middle. Because if I adjust the gain on that, I'm just getting blown out from the LEDs, but there's no actual light. This game, like I usually have external lights everywhere. I don't have a single light here. We're being eliminated by the fucking playfield right now. Oh yeah, but I mean we're really being eliminated by the instruments. Yeah. Mm. My man. That's actually my complaint with Wizard of Oz. The inserts are so bright relative to the eyes. They're just blasting you? Yeah. This game sort of seems to have a visit-listing problem. I wonder if I can actually turn down the inserts. I wonder.
    155:22
    Because it looks like there's multiple lights in there. Like, if everything was like Return to Battle, the way that like frosted feel, that sort of mutes everything pretty well. Yeah, Woz is blinding and you can't see a thing. Fair enough. Well, especially when you get a, what's that called, lights on or whatever it is. Oh yeah. Yeah, it's like, you know, lights on. I can't see anything. Oh my god. Good job, Keith. Keith, I love you, buddy. I love you too, but it's not about me giving a ton of crap. Oh, it came through, but it's not above me. It's giving a ton of crack.
    155:57
    Yeah, light fesses at home. Light fess. All right, kiddos, let's see if we can beat this eight. I know we can. What time is it now? 7.30? All right, so we have another 25 minutes on the home page.
    156:13
    Yeah, we're good. Let's keep it cold. Keep it going. If you want to toss a dollar in this, let's battle, man. Cool.
    156:22
    Vince and I are going to throw down internet. I don't know about throw down, but I might throw up. Oh, my arm. All right.
    156:36
    You know, I'll throw an extra dollar in just so we get another credit out of it. No, take my dollar, idiot.
    156:49
    Five? My man. Um, after you, sir. So here's the thing. Also, the display's so big, you see that valley right there? That's part of the display. It's so red. I hope they use something with that. What do you want them to do with it, though? Um... You want, like, three men letters of value? I want them to put my phone number there. Your phone number? Yeah. Internet. You want my phone number there? I could say you again. Let's go.
    157:20
    For the next sub it's going to be Madness and Sparta. Yeah, let's go. Are we almost to 300? Wait, Internet, are we almost to 300? Are we at 299? There's no way. We're not at 299. I can't read it for you. We're one away from 300. Internet, that's the most we've ever hit on this stream. If we hit 300, you just helped us reach a freaking goal.
    157:57
    It's all my fans. It's for me. Take it. It's up to this guy. Give this dude money. Hands off. Yeah, let's go.
    158:10
    Let me wake up my neighbor. Hey, yo, you know that Amazon Prime you got there, buddy? I'm seeing 321. No, for subs, not viewers. Wait, are we at 321 subs? I'm in some point and you say, what's up, my dad, Martin? That looks nice. Yeah, I like that. I like the up-res animations. I think they look pretty good. Wow, you're not kidding, are you? You're shooting the sausage. Yeah, it's not a thing. Why not? What? What? I didn't hit shit. How the fuck did you? Cool! We got a player with an atomic life. Somehow in the top sleeve I managed to throw the game into an accidental multi-man. I'm going to have to try that myself. Let's see if I get one of the bonus now. Oh, the magician here tonight also? Yes. Listen, I tried to do some magic for the magician.
    159:21
    I did a few tricks. He's like, that's cute. I'm showing you some shit. Fucking dude ended up with my underwear in his hands. He double-dangered into the left Martian target. Did I? Funnily enough, I said so. All right. Steve knows all, man.
    159:39
    I did smack it into Wednesday, but no. You sacked a shit! Wow! You got brutalized. Thanks for the seven million points! I remember the magician, yeah dude. That guy blew my mind. He was doing tricks where every once in a while I would see the gag and someone else would also see it and call him out on it. I don't like to call people out on their picks. So it would be like, I can see that in your other hand, and he'd be like, oh yeah? And then it would be freaking gone! Just the guys I got. He's here.
    160:22
    That was your pick, Stan, at the pool, what is it? He's, uh, he's a crew member. Wow, that's, that's, that's really sweet. Yeah, it doesn't, uh, it doesn't work out that well. It's, uh, not recommended. See? He knows how to play pinball, and he can justify all the crap I've been bitching about.
    160:43
    Normally I'll post pass over the other side, but there's no way I can do it. You can't post pass. Oh, you can try. It's just stupid to try. Pinball Michigan. Wait, magician. Sorry.
    160:58
    I'm a pinball Michigan. Well, I can see if I need some here. And here we go. Bounce bounce. Whee! That's my... This is squirreling too, man. My, Lancer, the ball's like spinning at top speed. Oh, also you can breathe on the slingshots. That makes it quicker. I love those things. I mean, it's a master gimmick. Alright, I'm here. Bring out the box. My line's out of the way, dude. Internet, you suck! My line's on the internet. Here comes the box. Let's go. Internet, this is the new show. Vince is going to play. I'm going to do color commentary. We split the revenue.
    162:11
    I don't make a lot of money. I'm going to say it. That's not a great split there. No. Son of a fuck. Bring down the bingo beam.
    162:24
    There's my score. Speed loop. Alright, nice and clean. So much for nice and clean. So here's the thing. It used to hit... God, I can't shoot anything. It used to hit on the metal. Like right here. But now it's like moving. It's inching down now.
    162:56
    Mylon's waifu. Waifu's here. So it's not like flying halfway down the plate, but it's not going to be that easy. No. It's turning you more up than it is down. Well, now it's moving down. Please! Give me those! Thank you. Oh man, do we have a Twitch police fight going on? We got Twitch staff in chat. I'm in trouble. Nothing happens when you push a button!
    163:32
    That's a good plan. Who would... Maybe they added something to the game. I always need a lock bar. No, I should have put it in two to begin with.
    163:46
    I always want a lock bar button. You need to be on every fucking game ever. So is it three for two? Yeah. Let's go. Brandish your wrenches, gentlemen, and beat the crap out of each other. All right, I got three. Yo, see you at 300. Just subscribe. Did you literally just make an account to get me to 300 subs? See you at 300. Welcome to the league. You're amazing. I don't know who you are, but I love you, and I will draw your name on my body when I'm doing gross stuff with my wife tonight. Thank you. I love you. Whatever. You can just put it right there. Right here. Put it right there. For the tattoo. No, like real tattoos. Real tattoos. Boys, we hit 300. I'll go first.
    164:35
    Oh my god. Thank you. See ya. See ya, 300. Thank you so much. Look at this guy in the front page. Not me.
    164:43
    Haha, I'm just kidding. Oh, he's going for a super skill. See ya, 300. This game's for you, buddy. As I drain, instantly!
    165:05
    Silicone, I don't know how to read silicone bands. Silicone more or less plays like regular rubber, but you know, it doesn't have the grip. It has like the bounce I feel, but not the traction. Well the regular rubber to me looks like Tyson. Okay
    165:27
    Yo, hey, my combination, thank you for that 300 bits dude, I love you man internet you can finally have subscribe
    165:36
    Oh my god, who are you playing against my uncle Tony? Don't you dare say anything bad about me calling two favors Right now, I thought this was a fuck ass. Uh, this is Vince. He, uh... Do you... Do you run the ORD tournament? No, no, no, that's the other Vince. Okay, cool. That's right. There's two Vinces I know. There's two Vince Zs. Yeah, that's... I think that's where my brain is. We're 91 followers away from 10,000? Internet. Freaking follow. Follow immediately. What are you doing? Sub before I follow. CS300, I love you.
    166:18
    Guys, I... Can I take a photo that we hit 300 subs really quick? Hold on. That's fucking huge. Doing great, man. You stood up at 1% on my fucking phone. Really? Alright guys, I'm not tweeting anything. I don't need to see the skill. Someone tweet for me. We have 89 more follows to go. Guys, go get me some follows right now.
    167:14
    Not good. Not good boys, not good. Internet. If we hit 10,000 followers tonight, you officially have 12 minutes. Let's go. Give me the 10,000 and I promise you to flash, I'll flash something for you. 10,000. We can do this. Wafu style is hosting you. Thanks, Wafu. I love you, Do you know how to do the 1 billion hurry up on this? Ummm, no. Yo, see ya 300, why is your stuff just now coming through dude? Alright, so the 1 billion hur- dang! Here's how you do the 1 billion hurry up. You have to get, you know how if you like, shoot a shot, or a time, you start to hurry up? Yeah. If you can start this hurry up, you can start to get a lot of people to start to hurry up. Here's how you do the 1 billion hurry-ups. You have to get, you know how if you like, shoot a shot, and then start the hurry-up? Yeah. If you can start this hurry-up, and then start this hurry-up, and then start this hurry-up, and then start this hurry-up, stack them all together, and then hit the gate, a billion points, and it starts total annihilation. Yeah, that's not happening. But you can do it in any order, but, stacking it, I got to like three. Do you want to have all four hurry-ups running at the same time? Yeah. That's not going to happen. Well, it's not as... Okay, yeah. I'm realistic about this. He's got this, Internet. Here we go. I'm realistic. You know, I can play. Yeah. I'm not that much on today. All four hurry-ups. No way. Internet, he's about to do it, and you're all going to subscribe.
    169:14
    Man, this game is fucking lame. I'm almost certain you had a ball face. Fuck me. Ah. It's all good. Yeah. Bravo, sir. I should have never played first, but that stuck for about a second, apparently. So, you got a dollar already? You want to go? Yeah. All right, brother. It's going to be weird. It's never weird.
    169:38
    Game is rigged. I agree. Attack from Mars is a tough game, IRL. It's true. And an Attack from Mars that... Yeah, hit start real quick. Hit start, dude. Just one.
    169:50
    There you go. You're next, Stevie. All right, show me what you got. Hello, everybody. Do you want to say hello to the internet? I'm not very good, but I'm here. Hi, y'all.
    170:06
    Yeah, man, just reach down there. Okay. Guys, thank you so much for helping us hit 300 subs. That is out of control. If we can also hit 10,000 followers tonight, That is two monster goals that we've been chasing for a very long time.
    170:25
    Thank you. Not as tough as Orbiter 1? Orbiter 1 is not a... that's not a real pinball machine. That's a bathtub.
    170:33
    It's a vacuum-stealed, like... I don't know. It's a very shallow bathtub. Yeah, there you go. It's not a real pinball machine. I hit that... I didn't hit it. I disagree. I think it's a real pinball game, and I actually like playing other pieces, It's so crazy. I wanted to believe that there were magnets in that game for the longest time, but it's just the way that it's designed. Right. And the thing is, if you play about ten games at it, you'll get bored stupid because you'll be just too good at it. Oh, really? Yeah.
    171:07
    I don't like how bouncy this is. I love you, I love you, I love you! Why did I shoot like that? That's stupid! Oh, that's gone.
    171:16
    You fucking cheap freak! You really want to eat? I think I have an excuse. I'll use my 1%. I just won't be able to get home tonight.
    171:31
    You know what, you can put it on my phone, it's a test phone. Thank you, sir. I'll just nuke it anyway.
    171:40
    Let's see if I can do something besides just get bonus points. I already have all the bonus that I don't have.
    171:50
    I don't know why I keep looking that eye, it keeps coming directly back at me. Go, go, go, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze! Go, go, go! We did it! And my phone's dead. That was awesome. We're 81 followers away? Hell yeah.
    172:30
    Oh. He's putting the shit out here. Yeah. It's incredible looking. The, uh, the mud flipper is down to the base.
    172:52
    Later. There you are. Hi. And I will, I will play with you. And we're back below internet. Yeah, it's Teddy Fair. I mean, I don't know. I'm going to play him all day. It's going to be easier. I'm going to call him. Well, if you got a big, important person, then like, you know what? It's good to talk to him. It's like not being the most terrible person that ends up playing 10 ball on the screen. Oh, yeah. Internet. I got the tallest baby. Let's see you hit 300 sub goal. Hell yeah, Izzy bro. You made this happen too, BB. Thank you guys so much. We are 81 follows away from 10,000.
    173:55
    We have six minutes left to do it. If we don't, we're on the front page for a couple more weeks. I don't know if I can preach for someone else's beer. I've got my beer here in my hand.
    174:07
    Can I take my beer? I promise not to take your beer, buddy. Rick and Rick. Here we go. Oh, here it is. All right, man. Have a good one. Love you. Internet. That was a dead flip alternate who's really into yoga. Here, here. Okay guys, check this shit out. High score. All you need is one ball. That's it. Nailed it. You fucking did it. Nice and clean, let's go. What? What? What? Well, that counted. Come back around? Oh, give it to me again? Nah.
    175:02
    Dude, Laz is... Oh! Ouch! Hey, you're a... Uh, no, that's funny. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, by the way, Laz is my... I love watching Laz.
    175:19
    And do you want to know what I watch when I'm watching Twitch? It's not pinball. It's not people crocheting, hurlers.
    175:34
    I watch Overwatch streams. And of course, I'm subbed to Tim and Moon. I'm not subbed to Laz, though. I tried to go for the extra ball and got nothing.
    175:49
    All the beers. The beers. New Alien? Do you think the new Alien movie looks good? You know what I think about the new, uh... The Dark Tower movie internet looks amazing, except for, why the F is Matthew McConaughey?
    176:23
    The Man in Black. Why? Why in God's name is Matthew McConaughey the Man in Black? The movie looks great.
    176:33
    Why is Mr. Alright Alright in the freaking thing? Don't hate on me, Mr. McConaughey. Okay. Good question. I don't get it. Guy is dark as fuck when he wants to be? Okay. Remember True Detectives Season 1? You got an EB though, man. You're good to go. Oh, did he get an accent? Did he have fun? He's doing good! But he's still, like, his accent in Dark Sours. You're waiting for good... Whatever, it's fine. I'm sure it's gonna be great. I'm excited for it.
    177:20
    McConaughey earns in the box office. Okay. But he's like a wax job that rubs crystals under his arm and stuff.
    177:32
    He rubs boogers between his fingers. Matthew McConaughey dude, he's crazy! You know all those great movies? Like MUD. You guys ever seen the movie Rubber with the tire that kills everybody? That's an awesome movie. It's pretty incredible. It's a really weird but awesome movie. I'm like, that sounds like the dumbest thing you've ever heard in my life. No, it's amazing. There's no back story. The tire just like, it sits up one day and starts murdering people.
    178:05
    This is a remake pinball dad, absolutely. Dude. I'm shitting the bed right now. Ace Rubber. Dallas Buyers Club. Where can I download this game? go to myspace.com forward slash detest but it's like Z's so it's D-A-T-A-Z-Z then scroll down to the bottom there's going to be a link for Medieval Madness what is it Sexy Girl and then Attack the Monsters or just type exclamation point MySpace in chat you'll find it I just want to scrap the... Give me the ball, man.
    179:15
    Yeah, they look awesome, dude. Not like this! My face gets its first hit in 10 years. Shit, come on!
    179:35
    Woo! That's it? I shit the bed. Wanna go again? Load em up buddy, let's roll! What is this game always this tough? Where can I download this game? You guys are being really funny, and I appreciate
    179:55
    it. I'm some bitches. I'll go first, fuck it. Check this out, internet. Skip the skill shot. Boom boom. Nevermind. Did I get it? Oh my god, the great character. No! I'm so
    180:17
    That grace period trigger. Alright, up the thing. Up this thing. Please. On the front. The wings on this thing.
    180:42
    You son of a bitch! You tricked me! I do these games too. Dude, it's past eight. What happens? What happens after eight?
    181:00
    Do I get in trouble? Do I turn into a pumpkin? Food A with 11 months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, We're about to begin to show some fucking shit! Lifetime era, how are you? I'm ready to make out with you.
    181:24
    Yeah, they're, uh, they're already kinda late, huh? Yeah. You got a beer? Uh, what? What? You got a beer? Nice to meet you. You got a beer? I am good, man. Thank you, dog. Sure, kid.
    181:40
    Oh, the internet! We want cows! I would imagine we are no longer on the front page of ZTweet. Wapu, thank you buddy.
    181:59
    It only takes one testicle in there, I mean ball. I'm a Lance Armstrong of shit, boys. I got a gift! I do like the color changing, you know, software on the end. Oh yeah, dude, totally. It's a nice addition. You freaking piece of crap! It's a car, not a cow. The internet is for poor! We have a lifetime here, what the hell are you talking about? The internet! Straighten up the table? I don't need to straighten up the table, I can straighten up the camera. Nailed it. Best streamer in the day! Do you guys appreciate how dark and sexy it looks in here? You should.
    183:16
    Ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna need you to post, and only one, what is your favorite emote on Twitch?
    183:25
    Very romantic, it is romantic! Bank AF, I'm getting tingling sensations. Thank you, Gary. Double danger already. I heard it.
    183:52
    Sorry, Hedgehog. What's up, BB? Tell it, Chubby. Love you, bud. Cheers. It was fun seeing it from the other side. Hell yeah.
    184:03
    You let the internet know who you are, right? Yeah, I did. Good. I can do it. Is that it? Yeah, I can do it. Oh, it's all you.
    184:13
    Is there a story behind the belly below the display? Nope. I don't know why they did that. It seems a little weird. What's the question? Why they did this at all. What? Instead of just putting like a... I'll say what it is. I guess the monitor was there, right? Yeah, the monitor was there. And it was plastic. Yeah. Did the monitor have that? Yeah, absolutely. Because pinball displays a weird aspect. How are you? I am great, StarHedgehog. I'm RuckaBunnyPetty, by the way. And that's how you pop the hood out of the box.
    184:50
    Wait, is your actual name Petty? Yeah, it is. You're giving me that fucking ball back. No, it's not. No, it's not. And you're not going to date her? I just shoved you in. Oh shit! It's me right? Yeah it's me. Uh oh. Beer. You're on the right. Yeah yeah yeah. Not mixing up beers everybody. Oh wait. Camera's there. I was looking at the microphone. I don't know why. We're all here tonight. Ready for this? Game though. This game is beautiful. I'm terrified. Ah! I'm actually doing this. Thank you. How dare you lol in my chat pinball dad. Yo ZZ Top. What's up? I'm a fan. Yo ZZ Top, what's up Zach? Good to see you buddy. Zachary Parks ladies and gentlemen. Wonderful young lad, had me at his bar mitzvah. What a boss. Why am I watching at 4 in the morning? Yo Lifetime Era, what else would you be watching? You fucking Home and Garden Network? Uh, I uh, what's that show where people buy houses on islands you're like I really like the house uh A but it's it's that close up to the beach like him I love you right prove it
    186:15
    this cat back in check has changed a little you guys are interesting I didn't think they could make it this far. House Hunters, thank you.
    186:40
    Is this a dude that looks like Bill from Bill and Ted? Oh come on! There you go. Bill S. Preston Esquire. Nice! Get multiball!
    186:59
    I was curious about, did they open it? Have you ever seen it? Yeah, talk to, just come in here. I think so.
    187:08
    Frickin' butts. Picture upper is good. I like, what is the one, okay, picture upper might be the good one.
    187:18
    Yeah, so I talked to Isaac. I think once the tournament starts, I'm just going to leave the, ooh, I'm cleaning the hairs off the glass. We're going to leave the cameras and mic rolling, Just so I have some gameplay content that I can do some commentary over later. Is that some secret shit I don't know about? No, no. Plenty of secret shit you don't know about. A lot of people spit numbers on us. Always hide your shirt. This game? It's great, right? Mothers. Frick, dude. They did a great job. I feel like it's not... The little beats I have are just things that I would turn off. turn off, things that feel more like a mod. Like the Seeger license, I've just never been into that. I get a lot of guys add that. It's not my thing. I did turn, so we always turn our back boxes down a lot. Yeah. Number one for glare, and number two because we keep it dark in here. Right. We did the same thing on this one, just turned down the match on the other one. Oh, I didn't realize. Yeah, right on. Both of ours turns are turned down to about 20%. Whoa, really? Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah. bright like the players especially here I don't return the brightness down on their LCD and the increase the contrast to try to get a deeper black I like it you see this yep yeah the color changing totally fine with it when it starts changing and mixing colors, I don't like it. Okay. Just to me, aliens are so much better. Yeah, a little too much. You know what I mean? When you've got your blues and your purples and your greens all mixed together. It's called rainbows. Yeah. It pops me out of the game for a second, and it feels like a mod I wouldn't do. I know. That's good. I know a lot of people who dig that. I mean, that's cool. The blue and pink is cool. But now my thing, it pops me out of the game, and it feels like an add-on that doesn't feel like native to the game. You know what I mean? I'd say the only thing I noticed was this kick out is it's been nailing this rail really hard. Oh, really? A lot.
    189:27
    It could be the prototype once in a while stop welds. Yeah. It could be a little off. Actually, if you look at it. That's actually, yeah, no kidding, dude. That could slide over a little bit or rotate a little bit. And this guy feels a little down a little bit.
    189:51
    If the red is straight... Oh, you know what? Because the holes are right there. You're right. If the red is straight, because from a cradle, it's almost fucking impossible to hit that gate. Really? On the right foot. Yeah.
    190:07
    We weren't able to... Like, if I'm cradling on the left, no matter how early I shoot, I either hit the T or it goes into the fucking scoop. Yeah, it's really weird. So that's the difference between what do they call it, flop or a spin? Or the two standard setups? Not flip and flop, that'd be... Flop and spin. I think we can brought up a little bit. I usually like to run a little bit higher. People tend to think that if I run a tiny bit higher, and I'm talking just like, not even 16 degrees off the tip, they think that the flipper's just stronger, or you're just... The angle's a little higher. Because like wrapping up on this flipper is also harder because it's just shy of like parallel that ball just wants to roll right off of there
    190:58
    I honestly haven't seen anything else that's like been screwing me the games. Yeah, good beautiful Yeah Oh, I didn't even think about that. That's just like feeding light right back into the table
    191:23
    The other like all the print yeah that red looks super lost Dude it's such a good I hope people dig it. Yeah, I'm sure they will, man. Absolutely. I'd rather do it in a mini-bar. Because the medieval madnesses were done by experiments. That's the Kirk factory with their boatmen. Okay. Oh really? I did not know that. The new one, all set up at one time. Super nice. That's fucking amazing. Hell yeah. Dude, I can't wait. I'm for sure going to have to come back and stream this again, Pat. We're not on the same level. We're right. So, we've got this stuff running out. We've got this stuff running out. Folks, can I get a bunch of hearts and chat for Logan Arcade? The fact that they let me come here and do this shit, especially... Okay, I am occupying a machine that could have made them Buckets load more money than what I put in, right?
    192:38
    It's absurd. So, Dan? I like it dark, dude. You don't like this? I think it looks pretty fucking spooky.
    193:02
    Get ready. You're going to find yourself in a world of diapers. Here's the question, does this game have invisiglass on it?
    193:19
    I think it has the stern glass. Yeah, okay, wait, stern regular glass or... Oh, never mind, I don't think I'm allowed to say what, no, this just has whatever glass, it is whatever glass, doesn't matter.
    193:31
    But the stern glass is like, out. right but I'm not supposed to say this is just the regular glass on it regular old glass regular old simple glass check it out next time in Chicago please come by here totally did you get your GC yet no but we're about to. So, Internet, here's the thing. Regular glass. When they kick off the tournament, I'm stepping off the game, and the stream's going to be on autopilot. So, I just want the gameplay content, you know? Let me increase the brightness on this one a little bit. Is that better or does it look worse? I think it looks worse.
    194:56
    There we go. There we go. Yeah, it looks a little washed out. I think we're fine with what we got. GameCypher, the tournament's going to be on all the tables, but including this table.
    195:12
    All right, here we go. GC boys, GC. Yeah, that was taxi, good call. My man! HP down, drink beer. Okay, gotcha. When the HP falls, I gotta get drunk. I like this game. Thank you, Skip Natty. We frickin' hit 300 subs, man. That's out of control. Out of control.
    196:42
    You're all... You're all amazing. I'm proud to be an entity. I mean, 300 people give a shit enough to donate money to to watch me get drunk.
    197:05
    Shit. No! You get the feeling this doesn't have a lot of nudes to say? We'll figure it out boys, we'll figure it out. Alright, check this shit out. You ready?
    197:39
    Yeah baby, that's what's up! No! Yes! No! Yes! No! You fucked each other, man. This ain't high school. Or college. Or why am I even saying grades?
    198:03
    73 followers until 10K? Isn't that display awesome, dude? Really? I'm in college? Hell yeah, Dark! I don't think it's any different than the classic. Shooting-wise, it feels the same. No!
    199:16
    Please! Give me that extra ball, baby. You! You! You! Me! Me! Me! Give me a... Confirmed is Wiener. Internet, I'm out of credit.
    199:52
    Where does this tournament kick-off go? Optical zoom for the ething win boi-ts. This is a test game. This is for testing purposes.
    200:37
    You know, to test it. To make sure it's testable. Doctor Testable. It's like a dust with super... You know what? It changed my mind. We might just shut the stream down.
    200:54
    PBH. Internet, we're so close to 10,000 followers. Thank you so much. Thank you for getting us to 300 effing subs. You're nutty! I love you! Um, when do we, uh, when do we make out? When do we have a 300 person make out party? James Cipher, no, don't be sad!
    201:24
    We have 300 members in the league. Can I get some hearts and chaps, please? Immediately? Holy crap. You're all fan-effing-tastic. I love you so much. Have a wonderful night. I'll see you tomorrow. I don't know what we're streaming, but we'll figure it out. You know what? We might stream here again tomorrow on something weird, like Mousing Around or something. I don't know. Who knows? Later, bud. All right, kids. I love you so much. Have a wonderful night. Be good and be good to each other. You're all incredible. Don't turn it off. Aw, tell it, Chubby. Tell it, Chubby. Just follow and tune in tomorrow, man. I stream a new machine every single day, guys, if you weren't familiar. Why stop at 300. We're not stopping at 300. We're shooting for 1,000. Let's go. Let's go. All right, kids. I love you. Ripping pepperonis, Internet. Don't fucking touch anything. Have a good night, Internet. I love you. Be excellent to each other. We're shutting it down. Adios. Scott's an easy, we're leaving.
    203:01
    Scott's an easy, you missed Korn. Korn was here. You with the nice reaction!