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Pokémon Pro arrives at Fork River with first-run defects; Stern quality issues surface immediately.
Pokémon Pro MSRP is $6,995 USD; Mike purchased show-used unit for $6,400 plus $1,000 CAD tax (~$10k CAD total)
high confidence · Mike Dus stating pricing directly from his purchase transaction
Pokémon Pro has a known left orbit lane guide manufacturing defect where the lane sticks out ~1/4 inch from the post, feeding balls to drain and causing playfield damage
high confidence · Mike identifies and demonstrates the defect on the machine, mentions it's a 'bizarre factory f-up from Stern'
First-run Pokémon Pro units experience multiple issues: clunky plunger, orbit shot problems, balls getting stuck in pop bumper nook, and plunger hitching
high confidence · Mike lists issues observed and previously heard about during gameplay testing
Node boards on the Pokémon Pro showed five tech alerts on startup with message 'All node boards are invalid'
high confidence · Direct observation during audits menu on the machine at Fork River
The machine showed only 5 completed games out of 322 total plays at the Allentown show, while another venue's game (comparison reference) had 948 completed plays
high confidence · Play count statistics visible in machine diagnostics; Mike and Cory speculate code quality may be responsible
The game code is still 'pending license or approval' and is 'very early' in development
high confidence · Status message observed in game menu during setup; Mike notes this may explain low completion rates
The border crossing for importing the machine from Allentown took 4 hours and involved brokers and commercial goods paperwork
high confidence · Cory reports travel details; Mike mentions the delay in introduction
Eight Ball Champ is a Williams classic that says 'quit talking and start talking,' and Cub Wizard borrowed this quote from it
medium confidence · Mike and Cory discussing game history during setup; casual observation, not industry source
“All node boards are invalid. Cory, I want my money back. What a hunk of garbage.”
Mike Dus (reading machine error message)@ 8:31 — First evidence of serious node board defect on Pokémon Pro; sets tone for quality concerns
“It was a very bizarre factory f-up from Stern, but you know, it is pinball and even new out of the box things don't always work 100%.”
Mike Dus@ 2:50 — Normalizes manufacturing defects in new Stern machines; indicates resignation to quality issues
“Well, here's the thing. Look at Eight Ball... 948. That's like triple the number of plays. Only five ended. Maybe the code is not quite up to snuff on that.”
Cory@ 9:19 — Points to code quality as root cause of low game completion rate; suggests unfinished product
“It did say pending license or approval. So it looks like the code is still underway.”
Mike Dus@ 9:29 — Confirms game shipped in incomplete code state; raises questions about manufacturing timeline
“Might have to do a couple fixes to it since it is the first run. You know, there's that whole left orbit lane guide issue and clunky plunge issue.”
Mike Dus@ 2:10 — Summarizes known first-run defect pattern; treats multiple issues as expected
“See how it's sticking out from the post by like a quarter inch? That feeds the ball right into the drain and also the ball can hit the edge of it and cause damage.”
Mike Dus@ 6:05 — Detailed technical explanation of left orbit lane guide defect and its consequences
product_concern: Pokémon Pro exhibits systematic first-run quality issues: node board invalidity errors, left orbit lane guide misalignment (~1/4 inch offset), clunky plunger, ball sticking in pop bumper nook, and plunger hitching under shooter.
high · Multiple issues observed and documented during setup; Mike identifies 'bizarre factory f-up from Stern'; node board errors visible in diagnostic menu
code_update: Pokémon Pro shipped with code in 'pending license or approval' state; unfinished at time of show display and venue delivery
high · Status message visible in game menu; only 5 game completions out of 322 plays at Allentown suggests unfinished rule code
gameplay_signal: Pokémon Pro showed extreme low game completion rate: 5 games completed out of 322 total plays (1.6%). Comparison machine had 948 completed plays, suggesting code playability issues rather than venue/player quality.
high · Play statistics visible in machine diagnostics; Cory speculates 'code is not quite up to snuff'; Mike acknowledges 'code is very early'
product_launch: Pokémon Pro installed at Fork River arcade in London, Ontario; available for public play at venue; requires field repairs before full operational deployment
high · Machine delivered, unpacked, and setup documented; Mike plans to set it in 'the lineup' for tournament and casual play
operational_signal: Pokémon Pro required immediate field repairs: lane guide repositioning (drilling new hole in playfield), plunger tuning, potential rubber removal to speed up long ball times
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“This is the new Spike 3 cabinetry that I was talking about. Just sort of butt together. It's not dovetailed or whatever anymore. I have a thing for that.”
Mike Dus@ 7:32 — Observation about Spike 3 cabinet construction vs. traditional methods; aesthetic criticism
high · Mike demonstrates removal of screws/spacers to access lane guide; removes outlane rubbers to adjust play speed; multiple references to needing 'fixes'
market_signal: Pokémon Pro MSRP $6,995 USD; show-used discount obtained at $6,400 USD plus $1,000 CAD tax (~$10k CAD total). Represents significant investment even at discount.
high · Mike states exact MSRP and his purchase price; notes saving achieved through show-used status
supply_chain_signal: Cross-border delivery from Allentown to London, Ontario involved 4-hour delay at border for broker paperwork on 'commercial goods'; required coordination and payment for transport assistance
high · Cory reports travel details; Mike mentions 'couple hundred bucks' paid to helpers; context of international import friction
design_innovation: Pokémon Pro features scoop ramp mechanic similar to Metallica pinball 'Dracula alter,' allowing repeated shots; described as 'cool' by playtesters
medium · Mike observes 'Metallicaesque scoop' and 'sort of a Metallica alter' feature during gameplay; demonstrates repeatability
sentiment_shift: Mike and Cory normalize manufacturing defects as inevitable in new Stern machines ('even new out of the box things don't always work 100%'), suggesting community has low baseline expectations for first-run quality
high · Mike's framing of defects as routine maintenance rather than failure; casual tone about node board errors and alignment issues
venue_signal: Fork River hosts IFPA-sanctioned pinball tournament first and third Tuesday of each month; Pokémon Pro and Eight Ball Champ added to competitive lineup
high · Mike announces 'tournament tomorrow' (first Tuesday) and invites players; both machines positioned for tournament play
community_signal: Pinball Shenanigans documents real-time equipment acquisition, troubleshooting, and venue operations; generates long-form narrative content around machine setup and community dynamics
high · Entire video structured around acquisition, transport, setup, and gameplay testing of new machines; references to editing out low-interest setup time