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The Drew and Ian Show! Episode 2

Poor Man's Pinball Podcast·podcast_episode·analyzed·Jan 20, 2024
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TL;DR

Podcast hosts discuss weather, NFL, dad jokes, then review Stern's new Jaws pinball game artwork variants.

Summary

In episode 2 of 'The Drew and Scott Ian Show,' hosts Drew and Scott Ian discuss recent weather, NFL quarterbacks, and conduct a dad joke competition before pivoting to pinball. They extensively analyze the newly released Stern Pinball Jaws machine, comparing artwork across Pro, Premium, and Limited Edition variants, with Drew preferring the Pro Edition's iconic movie poster translite and Scott Ian favoring the Premium Edition's action-oriented artwork.

Key Claims

  • Jaws (1975) was Steven Spielberg's first major blockbuster

    high confidence · Drew states: 'released in 1975 Steven Spielberg's first like major big major blockbuster right major movie yeah'

  • The original Jaws film rarely shows the shark on screen due to mechanical limitations

    high confidence · Drew: 'how many times would you say you actually see the shark in the original just a couple right well you see the fin yeah a lot of it is the camera suspense and they just well there's a lot of reasons just they just didn't have a shark'

  • Jaws is the first Stern game in a while not done by Jeremy Packer (artwork)

    medium confidence · Scott Ian: 'And this is the first one in a while that wasn't done by Jeremy Jeremy Packer, the first Stern game in quite a bit.'

  • The Jaws pinball game has a minimalist, open-ocean playfield design by choice

    medium confidence · Drew: 'because people were like, oh, there's not a lot on the playfield because they made it like the freaking open ocean, which it should be. And I was like, that was a good move on their part.'

  • There are five Jaws films in the franchise

    medium confidence · Scott Ian: 'How many are there like five six i think there's five it's like jaws one two three four five'

Notable Quotes

  • “what do you mean? It's been fucking cold outside. I haven't done shit.”

    Jon Hey (or similar name - unclear from context) @ early in episode — Humorous exchange establishing the setting/weather context for the episode

  • “why are we here like what is happening we shouldn't go anywhere right now”

    Drew (describing his 5-year-old daughter's reaction to negative temperatures) @ weather discussion segment — Illustrates the severity of cold weather through a child's perspective

  • “holy shit it's warm in here”

    Father-in-law (Thomas Law or similar) @ weather anecdote about power loss — Contrast between stubborn staying warm vs. comfort of heated home

  • “He took millions of dollars in pay cuts. Legend. He wants to be a legend.”

    Scott Ian (on Tom Brady) @ NFL quarterback discussion — Commentary on Tom Brady's salary cap consciousness and legacy-focused approach

  • “my dad's messed up, dude”

    Drew @ dad joke segment — Reaction to particularly risqué jokes from his father

  • “i have some hot takes on it but uh i want to i want to hear what you think”

    Drew @ Jaws pinball discussion introduction — Sets up the detailed artwork analysis that follows

  • “Jaws coming out of the water yes okay jaws now the top yeah it's cool because it's the iconic movie poster”

    Scott Ian @ Jaws translite discussion — Identifies Pro Edition as featuring the iconic movie poster image

  • “it's very illustrative it's it's like an illustrative take on that it doesn't look as realistic right it looks like a comic book”

    Drew @ Jaws artwork critique — Key critique of Premium Edition's artistic approach vs. photorealism preference

Entities

Scott IanpersonDrewpersonJon HeypersonJawsgameStern PinballcompanyJeremy PackerpersonSteven SpielbergpersonTom BradypersonAaron Rodgersperson

Signals

  • ?

    product_launch: Stern Pinball has released the Jaws pinball machine with Pro, Premium, and Limited Edition variants featuring different artwork approaches

    high · Extended discussion of Jaws translites and cabinet artwork; hosts examining available editions and artwork comparisons

  • ~

    sentiment_shift: Positive reception of Jaws pinball design despite minimalist playfield; hosts approve of ocean-themed design philosophy

    high · Drew: 'because people were like, oh, there's not a lot on the playfield because they made it like the freaking open ocean, which it should be. And I was like, that was a good move on their part.'

  • ?

    design_innovation: Jaws pinball represents a thematic approach prioritizing atmosphere over feature density, using blue coloring and water aesthetic

    medium · Scott Ian: 'just something about the way it popped my favorite pinball color... the game look because people were like, oh, there's not a lot on the playfield because they made it like the freaking open ocean'

  • ?

    personnel_signal: Jeremy Packer did not create artwork for Jaws, marking departure from recent Stern release pattern

    medium · Scott Ian: 'And this is the first one in a while that wasn't done by Jeremy Jeremy Packer, the first Stern game in quite a bit.'

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Hosts discuss Jaws having an uncluttered, open-ocean themed playfield design as intentional artistic choice

    medium · Drew's analysis of playfield minimalism as thematic choice rather than limitation

Transcript

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0:00
Welcome to the Drew and Ian show, episode number zero. My name's Ian. Number two. Episode number two. My name's Ian. My name's Drew. Hey, guys. How's it going out there? We're back. How you doing there today, Drew? Doing good, man. Doing good. How are you? I'm good, man. I'm real good. I have been just chilling because it's been like minus 20 outside for the last week. Just before this episode, I was teasing Ian. I said, hey, what have you been doing? He goes, what the fuck do you mean? What have I been doing? it's it's been negative 10 degrees outside he goes what have you been doing i'm like nothing well the way he said it folks i wish i wish we recorded it the way he said it was like so what what fun things have you been up to like like he's been doing all this really small talk i haven't seen ian in a while i know but then after after it did come out i was like yeah that's pretty dumb drew no we've all no we've all been locked in our house for like It seems like the last two weeks. It wasn't dumb. It was just, it was funny. And then when I asked you, when I asked you, what have you been doing? Well, you were like, oh, I haven't done shit. Yeah.
1:10
It's been negative 10 degrees outside. It like gave me the same fucking look. Like, what do you mean? It's been fucking cold outside. I haven't done shit. For you guys who are in the south and maybe California, whatever, we got, what, probably almost three feet of snow last week. Like for the entire week. It snowed basically, what, four days, four and a half days.
1:34
One day we got, I don't know, by my house, we got like 12, 16 inches. Yeah, I've been very lucky and fortunate being so close to Lake Michigan that... Hashtag lake effect. Yeah, it affects my neighborhood a little differently. It was mostly rain for that first week. Kathleen and I were cursing Ian. We were exchanging pictures, and we sent him a picture of literally, like I said, three feet of snow. And he sends me a picture of this light dusting. I just shoveled, and I'm like, what? We can't even see outside our windows. It was raining, man. It rained mostly. Sucks to be you guys. I know it. And then on top of that, we got the four-day cold snap, where it really was negative temperatures for the entire day. A little quick little side note about temperatures. So I work with several Israeli investors. Okay. So they live in Israel. It's obviously a much different climate over there. And they're like, hey, Drew, it's... Especially nowadays. Yeah.
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    market_signal: Jaws pinball pricing tiers (Pro, Premium, Limited Edition) create accessibility barriers for some enthusiasts

    medium · Drew: 'i can't afford it anyway i can't even afford anymore um yeah so i guess me being a little bit more of a purist'

    • 2:36
    That's a political joke there, folks, if you're keeping tabs. We're thinking of you guys. anyways uh they you know we message on whatsapp all the time and they said hey drew it's 25 degrees here and i said is that f or c and they're like c i'm like it's 25 degrees here too but fahrenheit yeah for those who don't know that's a very large difference that's a fahrenheit joke for you for all you metric folks out there so we get some celsius folks out there we know what we're talking about i swear we do uh it sounds crazy though that could actually be 25 and 25 and yeah that difference is so staggering that well i i i had to have that conversation with my daughter you know she's five she doesn't want to wear a hat and here i am like trying to explain negative numbers to her i'm like okay vera if it's five degrees out it's really cold right she goes okay Now let's count it back. Four, three, two, one, zero. What's after zero? And she goes, nothing. She looked at me like, what? What are you on? You broke her little brain. Yeah, and I was like, negative one. And then I said negative two. And she looks at me. What was that look? Well, it wasn't a look. She was interested. So she was like, oh. And she was learning. And I'm like, right now it's negative nine. and she's like negative nine and i was like with the wind blowing it's negative 20 and she looked at me she's like it wasn't a look of numbers are weird it was like why are we going outside you turn that off yeah she was like why do we live here yep that's it just perfect yeah it was like why are we here like what is happening we shouldn't go anywhere right now i I was like, that was the look she gave me. Her little head was like, no, it's way too cold out. And I was like, yeah, put your hat on. And she put her hat on, gloves, all of it, snow pants. But that's always the joke with our son because he doesn't like keeping hats on his head. So we always say we know it's cold when he leaves his hat on. Yeah. We put his hat on. We go outside. If he leaves it on, it's like, yep, it's freaking cold out here. Yeah. No, we were.
    5:01
    It was cold. Well, then my father-in-law and my mother-in-law, they lost power for two days. And they were so stubborn, they didn't want to leave their house.
    5:12
    Finally, I think it was they lost power on Friday night. Woke up Saturday morning with no power. Sunday, no power. Monday, no power. Monday night, around 8 o'clock. What were they using for heat? They have a fireplace, so they had that going. but it wasn't well that's not gonna they were they were just putting on layers right they were being stubborn fair enough and uh on sunday the father-in-law came over john shout out john fuck it friday john and he he shows up and he's like he gets inside my house and he's like holy shit it's warm in here like you know how like you were you're stubborn and you don't want to do anything and you're just like that's not too bad oh it's not too bad put on another and your body gets used to that especially after a couple of days yeah then he gets inside he's like you can see in his face he's like what the fuck are we doing over there you know he's like this is the greatest day of my life yeah he uh he spent some time with us i was trying to get him to have a beer and watch the packer game but he wanted to get home to the wife she was just sleeping she's like i'm just not leaving the bed it's too cold in the world that's a great transition enough about the weather how about them packers man oh yeah the packers dude sorry guys shout out green bay whoever your local team is except for you dales fans i feel for you but we are uh we're on packer watch right now game is tomorrow we're recording this on friday i think we're just gonna like release it tonight do it just so no editing just let her rip there could or could not be something that bites me in the ass with this but feeling good about the team what's your prediction for tomorrow's game pain a whole lot of what what give me give me a score give me a score oh man uh packers 37 san francisco 29 oh that's a weird score but i'm gonna stick with it i think the 49ers are gonna be very well prepared for the packers you know they're obviously gonna be watching what happened against dallas so they're a much better team and they're better coach correct so so my my my synopsis there is that they're not the packers are not going to score as many points you know we obviously we scored what 48 points against dallas yeah we're not going to hit so we're not going to hit a 40 burger no no no i wasn't but i'm saying i don't think we're gonna get in the 30s because they're they're going to be prepared they're gonna be ready to go i'm gonna call it who 28 23 packers so we got this recording all right man i don't need to watch the game yeah like it's over it's over game over we got it we got it oh all those envious teams of back-to-back-to-back quarterback play you know it is it is really remarkable you know i've been having this conversation with a lot of people and you know you and i have talked about this too like how many NFL franchises have had back-to-back, multi-year superstar quarterbacks? And the only other couple that come to mind are Joe Montana and Steve Young, right? Right. And they didn't even draft Steve Young. No, correct, but I'm just saying they had Joe Montana for many years, and then Steve Young came in for many years, and so they had, what, 15 years of just solid quarterback play. Yeah, I know the Packers traded for Brett Favre, but nobody thought Brett Favre was much. No, no. And it's not about drafting, but it's just about having... I think it's a little bit more impressive. It is. And the other thing... Is there any other duos that we can think of?
    8:59
    You know, because after Brady, the Patriots, you know, haven't really done much. After... Oh, we did... Yeah, after, you know, Peyton Manning, you know, Andrew Luck didn't really, you know, rise to the occasion he's a good quarterback but you know he didn't he just didn't rise to the occasion to be that be that guy andrew luck also i think retired a little earlier than he should have i don't know maybe it was medical he wasn't in very long you're right i mean he was i think it was during that concussion time where people were pretty freaked out and people were retiring a little bit earlier there's that which is smart there is there's a lot there's a lot of my money and let me retire well i'm a jamarcus russell guy dude i am draft me pay me i will show up fat as long as i did yeah he topped the scales over like 300 pounds at some point boy freaking quarterback that boy that's crazy uh but to your point yeah i mean they uh the concussions and stuff it's uh you know they they get you know they make a lot more money these days so they can you know like i said have five good years and then if they if they invest their money wisely they can cash out right you know as opposed to the past it's like well you know you got to keep playing you got to keep earning that money yep but that's that's not the case anymore so you get one one good rookie contract right like after your rookie year your second year you're you're set for life if you do it right yeah if you can get past that rookie contract right that's the big hurdle yeah usually year three year three or year four you know even if you're you know like a lineman or something you're getting a you know a couple million bucks a year yep you know stash it away invest it you know you you could you could do it absolutely play seven years and you're out you know then you got tom brady who played what 75 years what was this 78. Well, Tom Brady is a machine. It is unreal, just the level of play. Because I also had this conversation with somebody. We were talking about quarterbacks that won a Super Bowl for multiple teams. That list is very short. You got Tom Brady. You got Peyton Manning.
    11:14
    Who else? I can't think of anybody. Maybe back in the day there was one or two. I heard an interesting stat the other day. Go ahead. Tom Brady stats are always so... They're almost unbelievable. Bizarro. Yeah. This is another one. You ready for this one? I'm ready. Let's think about this. Tom Brady, in his entire playing career, how did it go? It was he has never been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs prior to like whatever it was. Week 14 or something. No, it was like week 16. Oh, Jesus. It was like he might have not made the playoffs like the last game of the year. Well, yeah, he only missed the playoffs, what, maybe two seasons? Yeah. Out of. Yeah, he has never been mathematically eliminated. That might have been the stat. He might not have been mathematically eliminated, you know, where he had to wait for a team to play in to get him in. No, that's something itself. You know, when you talk about number of 10-win seasons, number of 12-win seasons. Yeah, he's a stud. I mean, and then, you know, not to take it away from Belichick, because he's obviously a good coach, a great coach, but, you know, he didn't get it done after Brady left. Oh, yeah, it's a little tougher. Just a little bit? It's a little tougher when you don't have Tom Brady. It's a little tougher. Well, and the other thing, too, that there was this little stupid, I don't know what it was, was it a YouTube or TikTok video, but they were talking about, you know, all these quarterbacks that become the highest paid players in the league, you know, Russell Wilson, Aaron Rodgers.
    13:03
    Give me some more. I'm blanking here. Patrick Mahomes. Patrick Mahomes, right? Well, we still don't know. his story hasn't been written yet, but, but all these quarterbacks that took the big, huge paycheck money, you know, then, then their team suffers, right? Because they're, they're, they're taking most of the salary cap. Yes. That's always been my issue with Aaron Rodgers. And Tom Brady, you know, because he's married to Giselle. Was.
    13:30
    Edit, edit, edit. You know, when he was married to Giselle, she was making so much fricking money. Yeah. He's like, I don't give a shit. He took millions of dollars in pay cuts. Legend. He wants to be a legend. Yeah. It's about the legend. And I'm not going to commend him for it because he was still making like 10 mil a year, 15 mil a year. Oh, same time. Poor Tom Brady. Same time. I know. But even the fact that he did that. You know what? Instead of paying me 20 million, I'll just take the 18. Yeah. Thank you, everybody. I'll take 16. I'll give you a little tip. Yeah. $2 million. Pick up Randy Moss for me. I know. But see, because we're joking about this, you think more quarterbacks would do that. Because it's like, what does a couple million dollars mean to somebody like Aaron Rodgers? What does a couple million dollars mean to him? Well, he did take a pay cut for the Jets, that prick. Well, that... That prick. Different scenario. Third weekend, he's like, you know what? You don't have to pay me all that money that the Packers are paying me. That jerk. What's a bigger letdown? That or Jamarcus Russell?
    14:38
    Well, Jamarcus Russell I wasn't really invested in. I was invested in Jamarcus. No, but I'm talking about the amount of time, effort, money that these teams put into deals like that. Yeah, Jamarcus Russell.
    14:49
    It's always going to be Jamarcus Russell, dude. Super disappointing. Is that guy still alive? Yeah. Do we know what he's doing? He doesn't have to do shit. What is he doing? Nothing. He doesn't have to do anything. Is he 400 pounds now? He's left for life. Eddie Lacey might be for life. That dude was huge. Next episode, guess the retired NFL players weight. Oh, my God. Eddie Lacey. Oh, man, that's great. Big hunk of cheddar. Yeah, yeah. So, Drew, let's back this up a bit. So we're going to do some dad jokes today, guys. Do you want to do what we suggested? We're going to try to make each other laugh, and we'll kind of keep score. How's that?
    15:32
    You want to do it as like a segment? You want to do it that way? Yeah, yeah. So you read one. We're both going to stay here, and we're going to try to not chuckle. All right, we can do that. You read one. I read one. You know, just vice versa, just like those stupid Tic Tacs. And for you pinheads out there, we will talk about Jaws after that. How about that? I love it. Everyone happy with that? Yeah, everyone's turning it off right now. I heard. So we're going to do a dad joke off. I like it. A dad joke off? Yeah. Sounds like a dad jerk off. Jacking off? Yeah. Dad joking? Jacking, jerking off? Joking off? Sure. We're going to joke off. I'm going to joke off all over you, dude.
    16:10
    All right. So let me pull up my dad jokes. My dad jokes are actually from my father. Oh this is He got a hold of one of our dad joke episodes and he been texting me dad jokes Oh that awesome So they are rated R So you want to go first or do you want me to go first Yeah, I'll go first. This first one, I'm just going to read it, and you guys can send in the hate mail.
    16:35
    What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? I don't know. Cuatro Cinco. one point for drew okay all right my turn all right so let's see here we go all right um what's the difference between a priest and a zit i don't know the zit won't come on your face till you're 12.
    17:11
    That's two for Drew. Ian's laughing at his own jokes. That was good. That was really good. And you guys know me. I'm Mr. Giggles all the time, so this is going to be really hard for me.
    17:22
    Why should you never fart in an Apple store? I don't know. Because there's no windows. That one's easy not to laugh at.
    17:35
    All right, here we go. Dad joke number two. When I was young, we were so poor that at Christmas time, my father would cut out the pockets of my pants just so I had something to play with.
    17:55
    Oh, my God. Come on. Ian's looking at my face. You guys heard that. I'm looking at the audio levels. I'm ready to crack out here. That's good. I know. My little.
    18:05
    The audio levels were getting a little weird. All right, man. I got another fart one for you. Go for it. Don't fart in church. They make you sit in your own pew. Yeah.
    18:18
    All right. Another one from my dad here. My dad's messed up, dude. All right. Here he is. All right. What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? a hooker can wash her crack and sell it again that's good that's really really good but i'm keeping my straight face but that one's really awesome it's funny because i've read these all week yeah oh you've been giggling yourself all week i'm still cracking up oh that's awesome i can't believe i got fired from the calendar factory all i did was take a day off ian doesn't like my jokes what else is new not those that first one was good all right um that's all i had actually hold on let me throw another one at you here real quick um how do you get a country girl's attention i don't know a tractor that's a thing that's good that's a thing that's good i'll take a ding on that one i will take a ding on that one
    19:48
    silence silence silence where'd that one go i had it here we go what would an inquisitive zombie do not sure he would pick your brain i know ian likes that one it's a good one i like that one all right let's do one more go ahead all right so um what did the police officer say to his belly button i don't know you're under a vest no no i actually really like that you like that one i don't know why i was i didn't read it before i was reading it it was live it was good it was good it was good some of these are really bad oh drew's editing the ones in his head see yeah that one's bad too these are all right when i think they're bad poor man's pinball podcast the druidian show no different no it's it's all basically the same you know i thought i would look bad with longer hair but then it started to grow on me i feel like we've had that on the show actually we've we've repeated a handful over time yeah and we've done all right you know what we've probably done probably a couple hundred dad jokes over time. So, yeah, a couple of them are bound to get repeated. All right. Well, that was good. That was good. It's hard, though. It's hard because it's not a video setting. So podcast-wise, it's a little tougher. But I hope you guys could see. Yeah, because there were most of those, we all had weird looks on our face. It was either disgust or we really thought it was funny and we're just trying not to laugh. so and actually most of them were the latter a lot of them drew one that round so we'll we'll bring this back because i think it's a kind of a cool thing maybe we'll do a you know what we could just make a little video we'll do a video someday yeah just record it and put it on facebook or something got it that'd be kind of fun we'll do it um and and if we're if we're planning for it then we can find like five or six like really good ones all right okay good good plan plan for plan comedy hour there you go all right variety show variety show so since the last time we were on we had that little party right episode one party time party time episode two here we got in the pinball world we had a new game released right uh three monster game do we have three did we talk about we last time we talked about looney tunes and all that okay all right so we're gonna go to the latest which is jaws yeah i want to pick here because once again this was a so let's let's just start with your affiliation if any which is affiliation my love my affection towards the movies how many times have you watched i've actually seen every single jaws movie like even the really bad ones oh yeah how many are there like five six i think there's five it's like jaws one two three four five or yes well jaws three was jaws 3d because it was the first 3d movie sure that's a funny movie to watch nowadays is is that if you just want like a random body part floating across the screen because you know back in the day in the theater that was 3d you know when they had their 3d glass so how how and how could you watch that today no it's just it's just not 3d okay it's just film that looks normal got it yeah you just watch it well no no but i'm saying is there a way you can watch it in 3d still i have no idea okay i don't know i haven't done that much research on jaws 3d but um okay so so as far as the movies go i mean i'll just talk about the first one the first one's the best one well of course not even close sure they get really bad um and really funny so yeah with jaws i would say what released in 1975 steven spielberg's first like major big major blockbuster right major movie yeah that that struck a chord um yeah it's one of spielberg's best i always loved that movie um i could um i could imagine how terrifying that movie is for people from 1975 now i was born in we were born in 81 so yes we missed the shark attack phase of horror so i we got the meg now and meg too you know we we've talked about this a little bit on the episode you know my family wasn't much of a movie family you know we went to blockbuster we had you know a membership there we rented movies but you know my parents would rent whatever they wanted to watch we would rent you know whatever we did but you know we didn't talk about the movies and we like my brother and i almost never watched stuff from like before we were born so you know just we just didn't right so um yeah a lot of that stuff yeah pre-1980 you know i just i didn't because i i didn't even watch star wars until i was almost an adult um that's just how it was you know whatever but uh i can appreciate jaws for what it is i've still never seen it in its entirety you know i've watched scenes i've watched bits i know the story i know it's suspense because how many times would you say you actually see the shark in the original just a couple right well you see the fin yeah a lot of it is the camera suspense and they just well there's a lot of reasons just they just didn't have a shark yeah because they had probably they were trying to but they had like they had like the mechanical yeah what was his name bernie or barn would they have yeah it's weird it started with a b was it like bernie or something something weird but anyways um so so so my my affinity for jaws is almost nothing um but with that being said being a pinball fan and now seeing this release i got some some some hot takes on it but uh i want to i want to hear hot take hot take hot take but i want to hear what you think and then because i'm a fan because you're a fan of the fin fan of the fin fucking love that fin dude i love it um and then i want to you know what i have a soft spot for what's that blue pinball machines it looks good right pinball machines that are the color blue just looks sexy to me i'm with you man fathom sexy yes sexy is how james bond premium sexy that teal oh um this movie sexy there's other blue whitewater sexy yeah whitewater is a definitely very blue game great game yeah very sexy no you're right just something about the way it popped my favorite pinball color i think i've said this is like purple like i like metallica with the different purples and stuff right but um but no i'm with you the game look because People were like, oh, there's not a lot on the play field because they made it like the freaking ocean, which it should be. And I was like, that was a good move on their part. So the fact that it is all blue and it's like water, that's fantastic.
    26:58
    So yeah, the game looks great. And this is the first one in a while that wasn't done by Zombie Yeti, the first Stern game in quite a bit. And no, it's very well done. I think it looks amazing. Did you have a chance to look at the different translates? because this is where i'm going with this i got a couple things to ask you specifically about the game yeah no i'm looking at the translates right now so so the the pro has the like iconic movie scene right just the jaws coming out of the water yes okay jaws now the top yeah it's cool because it's the iconic movie poster but that premium looks really cool i want i want your take on it so the premium the premium is more like an action shot like the shark's like you know in biting mode it's like destroying the boat yeah yeah yeah it's it's it's very action heavy yeah because he's got the machete in his hand yeah yeah it's his legs are he's coming in to eat the shark or the shark's coming to eat him this is part of the movie it is part of the movie where the shark gets up on the boat at the very end and the whole boat was tilting and our surviving characters are starting to slide down the boat into the shark's mouth it's a super powerful image though isn't it yeah it's it's cool yeah no it's it is i think i think i prefer that i really do um it's cool it's cool it's it's my only issue is it's very illustrative it's it's it's like an illustrative take on that it doesn't look as realistic right it looks like a comic book that's fair which which isn't bad it's not bad art it's just i would prefer the movie poster just like or something a little more realism like i'd like the yeah i guess i like the pros translate if i was gonna pick one okay um see i'm going premium with that uh the translate definitely pro um let me see what the limited edition looks like real quick um i think the limited edition is the same as the pro but it's weird they're not even showing me yes i can't afford it anyway i can't afford any of these i can't even afford a pro anymore um yeah so i guess me being a little bit more of a purist yeah i like the pro translate a little i figured you would well the silhouette of the shark coming up and getting that that swimmer up on top it's such a powerful image because the swimmer's so small and the shark is so big and the swimmers just having a good time don't know doesn't know what's below and you know as the blue gradient goes from light blue down to that dark and that shark's coming up from the the depths to to eat that person it's just a killer image and um would you say would you say that's probably top 10 iconic movie posters oh yeah yeah yeah it's iconic yeah it's up there with like a jurassic park yeah let's not go too far in the weeds give me yeah give me five great movie oh my god really yeah uh the original star wars i was gonna say that was my number one uh jaws um i would say um jurassic park i would say oh definitely good pick yeah uh godfather um i would say night of the living dead i would say what is night of the living dead uh it's just the scene of the movie but it's it's old school and it's zombies are coming well it's they're attacking uh the guy or whatever yeah in the house i believe in the in green bright green it's you know night of living dead um dracula the original dracula Bella Lugosi. That was another one that's really, really iconic. Yeah, there's a couple from, like, old, old school, like, what am I thinking? Is it Maltese Falcon or the? The Maltese Falcon. Yeah, right. Yeah. I don't know how, well, like, Gone with the Wind would be. Yeah, yeah, Gone with the Wind. Or Casablanca would be. Yeah, that's the one I was thinking of. Yeah. So there's those. I mean, recently, they don't do it like that anymore. No, no, no, no, they don't. But that's what I'm saying. Not enough effort. Up until, like, the 90s, they were doing some really great. Yeah, like Jurassic Park is super iconic. You could go into like, you know, the Indiana Jones series. You can go into Flash Gordon had a killer movie poster. Like there's a few out there that had just an amazing movie poster. Did you ever see Ted 2?
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    Yeah, the teddy bear. Yeah, with Flash Gordon. Yes. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's like if you guys haven't, do yourself a favor. Yeah. Like take a gummy. Watch yourself some Ted. ted 2 it is it is a guilty pleasure it is so funny it's so amazing and yeah when you have what's his name who plays flash gordon i can't crap uh yeah yeah big yeah they're doing coke through the whole movie it's just it's just wild but um just just super funny and yeah it's really good kind of ties in with the movie stuff but anyways um okay so back to jaws um so okay you like the pro art i like the premium art well i'm looking at the side art too well i was talking translate um cabinet art yeah i still like the pro because they stick with that illustrative style it's not a bad like i said it's not bad art at all no all the art is very good it's it's actually really really good like these are all scenes from the movie this is not jurassic park was illustrative again but jurassic park didn't even attempt a different story this To do any kind of iconic scenes whereas this is like they learned their lesson right The Jaws Pro Yeah I guess that a scene
    32:48
    Yeah, they're all good. It looks all good. I like the white armor or the white, yeah, the white legs. Oh, the white looks fantastic. The limited edition. It looks so good. It looks so sharp. It has blood splatter on it, right?
    33:03
    The limited edition? not from the photos i'm looking at maybe oh you know what it had it had like the shark bite it has the shark bite by the flip yeah yeah yeah on the armor yeah that's cool what i think would be cool is just get some little decals like some blood splatter yeah right and buoy the buoy for the shooter rod it's cool man i mean overall i think these are sexy machines i don't think you go wrong with any of them no no no no i i was really impressed with what stern did with it I think it's great. And in hindsight, and I'll talk about this in a moment,
    33:37
    I would easily pick this over Venom. Easily. Easily, hands down. And we'll talk about my Venom here shortly. There's some news with it. She gone.
    33:50
    Spoiler alert. Sorry. No, there's more to it, so that's fine. But yeah, this game's great. And I can swap a game out. I can whatever. By the way, this episode is brought to you by Flippin' Out Pinball. Zach is now, he's always been doing it, but now they're really heavily advertising it. Contact Zach. They're doing a lot more trade deals, okay? So Zach and Nicole, Flippin' Out Pinball. If you're looking for a new pinball machine, call Zach. If you're looking for a used pinball machine, call Zach. If you're looking for all those cool accessories, the armor, the toppers, all that cool stuff, call Zach. but um they're they're really focusing not focusing but they're uh they're adding a big segment of use trade in games trying to you know trade you trade up for a new game um you know and they're taking you know lots of things i mean um you know the picture he uses he uses a getaway you know getaway is only worth like you know four grand five grand you know talk to zach you work it out um if you can get it to him it's cheaper because you don't got to do all the shipping and all this stuff, you could just go there, drop it off, give them some cash, get your new game. So flipping out pinball. Call Zach, trade in your games, buy a new game. Tell him Drew sent you from the Drew and Ian show. Flipping out pinball. And pinballprices.com. Don't forget about Doc Finlay, logging all those prices. Pinballprices.com. When you are looking to sell that machine or trade your machine to Zach, pinballprices.com. I'll tell you what it's worth. Do you want to go into mailbag right away, or do you want to do it after this?
    35:24
    We can do it right after this. All right, we'll do it after this. We'll do mailbag. Don't forget. Ooh, mailbag. I love it. Because I'll forget. The Drew and Ian show. We're bringing back all the classics. Oh, we got mailbag. Yeah, we got mail. Like literal mail from Doc. The first time in forever. It's been a while since I've been on here. Oh, that's great.
    35:43
    Mailbag, sponsored by pinballprices.com. There you go. Doc, you got your own segment. mailbag we do it twice a year go to pinballprices.com email us at the poor what is it the poor man's pinball gmail.com let us know how we're doing remember guys you can always text me 414-828-3739 send me a text send me some dick pics GC buttholes we'll flash it with the butthole flasher This is a butthole flasher.
    36:20
    From buttholes to buttholes, we have things to share. You know how every time a game comes out, there's always people that got to complain about something really loudly, right? Well, you know, it's funny you say that, Trevor. Yeah, yeah. Why is that? Well, I just think it was so funny. You know, people are like, they still don't understand the Canada, like, media cycle, you know? Oh. The news cycle, how he does. The one that repeats itself every couple months. He hypes up a game. Game gets released. Yep. He destroys the game.
    36:49
    People are like, wait, didn't you like this game? Oh, my God. Every time. He gets them every time. It works. Guys. God bless him. You guys got to understand what he's doing. At the Drew and Ian show, we like Kaneda. We have no beef with Kaneda. We're good friends. Kaneda. We like to call him out on his bullshit. Kaneda and what he does in pinball, it's a business. Okay? You can say whatever you want. he can say he loves the hobby which i'm sure he does that's fine but we all know canada it's a business it's kind of like when people talk about zach and they're like zach is shilling games and this is ridiculous and i'm like yeah he sells games for a living that's how he feeds his family yeah of course he's trying to sell you they're trying to get to college man jesus christ he's got he's got like 10 kids how are you going to send 10 kids to college without selling some games So, you know, good on him. If he sells more games. Fertile Myrtle over here. Fertile Myrtle. Yeah. If he sells more games because he's shilling them on his podcast, good for you. And if Kaneda gets 10 more club subscribers or whatever he calls them. He's got 700. Good job. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's fantastic. Good job, man. Way to go, both you guys. So, you know, Nicole and Zach, way to go. Kaneda, way to go. You know, good for you guys. If you buy 10 more games from Zach flipping out pinball, they will have another kid. Just pulled up their website. Number 11.
    38:15
    On their way. He's got four. He's like, it's totally normal. Is it going to be weird if he looks like Greg Bone?
    38:22
    Jesus Christ. Zach, I didn't have anything to do with that one. That was uncool, my man. Oh, whatever. Yeah, yeah. People expect real stuff out of our podcast.
    38:36
    The truth. Oh, the truth. Drew and Ian only spit the truth. The truth. The truth is. Jaws came out and I'm looking at the premium play field and it looks so good. Oh, man. It's tempting, man. It's so tempting. I'm shifting games around. Like I said, we'll talk about that shortly. So tell me about this premium play field. You got it memorized yet? Yeah. I watched. I was telling Ian, you know, go check out the stream. The certain guys did. Keith Allen and team. It was great. They were almost two hours or whatever. I watched, I don't know, 10, 20 minutes. It was really fantastic. Shots look good. Like I said, just the way it's laid out, lots of unique ball paths with the way the flippers are. But I want to talk about the boat and the shark, okay? You're talking about the shark fin? No, no, no. It is cool, right? I love that shark fin. And you heard – Oh, you're talking about the shark that comes up. Well, we can talk about – Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like the shark fin. No, the shark fin's great. I think that's so clever. Good job, guys. The criticism was, and I had it at first, too, where they said, how come you couldn't make it an actual fin, right? Why'd you have to make it a square target? And they said they actually tried, but there were too many air balls the way it was, like, launching off the fin, I guess. Sure. Yeah, so they had an actual fin, which, you know. So, I mean, either way, it's cool. It's a cool little device. It is what it is. But to that point, I think the biggest criticism has been, should the ball have been eaten by the shark? Oh, man. Are we going to get into this? No, I just want to hear your opinion. I'll give you mine shortly. I just want to hear. You're good with how it is? No, it's fine. Okay. Is this like another, how come we don't have a loop-de-loop on Hot Wheels? No, that sin will never be forgiven. Oh, God. That sin will never, ever be forgiven. All right, so we're on, this is two different things then? Two different things. So here's, when- Are people at the same level though for people? Yes, they're split. Ah, you people are nuts. Yeah. Who cares? So there was a very vocal crowd talking about, you made Jaws and that doesn't eat the ball. Oh, God. Okay? Oh, I hate this. So in Stern's defense, they have their own podcast. They talked about it in depth. they started trying to do it okay they they mocked up a mech um the whole thing was they said it didn't look right it looked kind of cheesy so they scrapped it you know they didn't keep trying they're like you know what we're just gonna we're gonna do it this way it's fine um you know so so they tried at first ian yeah it was like the loop-de-loop to me then hang on so when the game when the game was first released i was in my car i pulled over the shark's like a bash toy right yeah yeah it lifts up yeah exactly it's a bash toy so what i understand is the boat lifts up and then the shark comes up correct under the boat in the boat there's a kinetic ball you hit the ball the ball hits the targets then whatever you know the yeah the boat goes up you attack the shark and you're basically you're shooting the shark yeah is where you're at so when when it first was announced that it didn't have that i was i was a little disappointed but then then i saw what you just showed me there drew took like three weeks and he finally got over it like a grown man uh no actually more like three days still took me three days maybe a day and a half i don't know whatever whatever no then then when i actually when i looked at the game and I saw what was in the game, I can't believe I'm saying this, Stern did not cheap out on this game. No, no. So, you know, I'm really excited. I, you know, I might buy one down the road. You know, there's no need to buy it now because, A, they're not shipping for a while, and, B, you know, like I said, they'll be available for the next, you know, 10 years. So.
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    I love the chum bucket, too. The chum, no. The chum bucket is a great detail. It is. It's very cool. It's true to the theme. The other small criticism, I don't know how vocal people were about it, because there weren't a lot of shark images from the original movie, apparently they used some footage from like Jaws 2 and 3. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Well, because they just needed more images of the shark, right? Right. Which is perfectly fine. So I'm okay with all that. There's movies out there that...
    43:15
    You're right there, bud. All right. Drop my phone. No worries. I remember Creature from the Black Lagoon. This is a great example. So had a budget, made the creature suit. He's swimming around doing his thing, creature thing.
    43:32
    Creature 2 came out. Didn't have as much of a budget. They used a lot of underwater scenes of the creature swimming around from the first movie. Oh, sure. Movies have been doing that forever, though, from my understanding. Yes. Yeah. So they released a third movie, right? Same footage. Creatures of the Black Lagoon 3.
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    And this one, he gets burned so badly that he turns into just a normal dude. He's like a burn victim in the third movie because they can't afford to make another suit or something. That's how cheap it was. And I can't remember which one it was, if it was two or three, but it was like – uh clint east was like first movie was uh creature from the black lagoon two or three oh my god really yeah the third one he was just like walking around town was that 40s like a burn victim um i can look it up real quick uh it was so ridiculous that is pretty funny but when i hear oh no they use the shark from uh the yeah yeah i i heard i heard that kind of in passing on a podcast and like i said i don't know how vocal people were about that one because that one's less of a you know a big deal i would say for for most people um but you know but if you're a purist and you're a fan of the movies you know maybe but um i think it's cool that they got uh uh roy schneider yeah i saw that because they um so yeah the story goes that they couldn't get his like likeness that's why he's not on the playfield right he doesn't even own his own like this correct so but they were able to get all the assets because back then you could just you know sell the entire asset you know you didn't need people's permission so um so yeah they got all the movie clips and and uh that's that's pretty cool so yeah i'm really excited to see what this one looks like uh how it plays i know everyone says that like i might i might purchase one um i think it's i think it's a pretty badass game and uh you know it'll go good next to godzilla yeah no i applaud um stern it looks awesome um the colors pop the shots look fun it looks like a fun game to shoot and think about this and i'm gonna i'm gonna well two things i'm gonna say the statement and then i'm gonna rip off something from the pinball show because i thought it was an interesting question all right go for it um uh if you if you only had keith elwyn games in your basement you'd be okay that would be a sick collection yeah you'd be all right you'd be okay just think about this folks you'd have iron maiden jurassic park avengers godzilla and jaws in your basement like how is that guy so good at designing pinball machines and people well he's the best pinball player ever lived okay cool i get that but most games come out right and there's a lot of people that really don't like it there's a lot of people that love it right it's polarizing his games aren't like that right his games come out and and they're like universally loved for the most part you know avengers the only knock on is it's difficult it's it's very complicated okay fine but it's still a really good game you know like it's it's probably my least favorite of his games but his least favorite is still way better than some other games that are out there right so that that's what's amazing to me so so what i'm stealing from zach and dennis sorry zach and dennis um they they were they were having a similar conversation and uh dennis asked zach or vice versa where you think in the top 100 after the dust settles this is gonna land with with he's game not like what number but like where will it land yeah what'd they say what uh i think they they kind of came to the consensus that godzilla is going to stay number one Okay. And this one, and maybe Jurassic Park, by the way, this last week, I know you haven't been following too closely, went up to number two. Oh, okay. So now Key's got one and two. Nice. As it should. Then it's Medieval Madness, Attack from Mars, and then it's Iron Maiden. So in the top five, he has three games. Okay. So the question was really kind of like where is Jaws going to fit in there? Is it going to be the number two slot, the number three slot? Where do you think?
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    I don't know. A year from now, maybe. I got to get my hands on it and play it. For sure. That's one of those things. It looks like it's... Oh, that's right. You haven't seen any gameplay. Well, even with gameplay... Yeah, I know. No, absolutely. That's how I found out Turtles sucked. Oh, my God. I bought it to find out Turtles sucked. Yeah. Oof. Yeah.
    48:21
    Support Flippin' Out Pinball. Don't buy Turtles. You're the reason they have four kids. Sorry, John Borg, but I'll redeem it in one second here. John Borg, I still love you, buddy. But yeah, Turtles. And I'm not – it wasn't for me. It really just wasn't for me. And I love the theme, so that was hard. Just like Venom, which we'll talk about here shortly. Yep.
    48:40
    So I think – yeah, I don't think it's going to eclipse Godzilla just because of what Godzilla is and how it's kind of taken over, so to speak. Taken over the city. Taking over the pinball landscape, right? Godzilla is a good – It is. I mean, think about it. It been out for like three years now and they still can keep them in stock That how you know right You know how you know it good It been out for like three years now and they still can keep them in stock like that that how you know right you know how you know it good it it been out for three years and you it still feels like it's a new game it's it's fantastic yeah you know and once again everyone knows i'm not a godzilla guy like you know i said i never watched movies until after i got it and i'm just like this game just fucking kicks ass yeah i mean there's just there's nothing more to it yeah it's fun great it's fun the sound effects are yeah yeah that's what i'm saying like it's the whole package yeah everything's there oh for sure everything's there it's so good um so so there's that um so clint eastwood was in revenge of the creature which is the second one what year 1955 okay i was gonna say i don't think it could be the 40s and then 1956 the next year they released the creature walks among us which is the one where he's like burned so badly he becomes an air breather it's so ridiculous dude it's so bad and they got like little props on like strings because they're so yeah cheap still 5.6 on internet movie database well some movies are you know it just kind of walks around and punches people i mean it's not yeah it is what it is so let me go on pin side here and take a look at this top 100 here okay so while you're doing that i'm gonna just relay my little personal pinball news and then we can we can wrap this up all right so drew oh we got mailbag too yeah we got mailbag so real quickly guys um venom uh brian eddie good game i i do enjoy venom so iron maiden is number six okay that's right what's number five number five is deadpool oh that's right shout out george gober yeah yeah i love my deadpool love deadpool all right continue sir so uh brian eddie venom's good dwight sullivan it's a good game i i enjoyed it I put about 400 plays on it. I put it up for trade.
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    A gentleman from Illinois, Mr. Jeffrey Goldstein. Shout out, Jeffrey. Yeah. He's a collector down in Illinois, real close to the border here. He offered up his Walking Dead Premium with an upgraded sound system, shaker motors, pretty loaded, had the blood-stained armor.
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    It doesn't have a color DMD, but that's fine. um and you know plus he gave me some cash so so i i traded him venom premium for walking dead premium got some cash life is good um thank you again jeff and your goons for helping me load we'll tell that story in a different day the goons it's actually a really funny story but we'll share that next episode yeah um so i it's still in my basement it's it's wrapped up I haven't unwrapped it yet because I just got it a day or two ago, and I've been busy, so I'll probably unwrap it tomorrow.
    51:47
    Oh, so you guys have always heard the other part of the story is Kathleen always said I could never have that, right? Yeah, never have. You can't have a walk-in. That was the one game. No, it's the sounds. It's the sounds. It's the sounds, not the look. It is the ugliest game of all time. It's so ugly. So ugly. So I'm buying the Comic Translate, by the way, because it lightens it up. It just makes it better. There's a comic version. It's got Rick and Michonne, but comic style, like real comic-y style. That's right up your alley. Yeah, yeah, really cool. A couple of comic zombies on it. It's a cool, cool backlash. So anyways, I'm getting that. So I'm sitting next to Kathleen. We're just sitting there. It's nighttime. We're having some cocktails. And I told her about this, and right away she initially said no. She said no. She goes no. I'm like, Kathleen, I'm like, you never go in the basement. Our washer and dryer are on the first floor now. You have zero reason to go downstairs.
    52:49
    And she's like, she thought about it. She gave me her patented huff and sigh, which Ian knows so well.
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    Yeah. Okay, Drew. And then she said, she's like, you know what? She goes, honestly, I don't care. She goes, but I do not want to hear those goddamn zombies. That's exactly what she said. and I said, first of all, I can get a headphone kit, which I will. That's cool. I have most of my games anyways. I enjoy it. And secondly, the basement's padded and stuff. She's not going to hear it. So I got – I don't want to say it's a grail game, but it's been on my list for a long, long time. Sure. So now I have an awesome premium version. I'm really excited. So John Borg, once again, sorry about Turtles. It wasn't for me. Walking Dead is one of your best games. I would say for John Borg for me it's probably Metallica and Walking Dead two really great games Guardians of the Galaxy is pretty good Guardians is good Guardians I'm a fan of so John Borg thanks again for this wonderful game I know it's 7 years old but that's Drew's style I'm not chasing all the shinies anymore he says that next week Drew gets Jaws you're so funny man And Drew's P3 gets delivered. Oh, in the same week. Chasing the shinies.
    54:09
    What are we going to do? Chasing shinies this week, Drew? Two weeks later. Drew trades his Walking Dead premium.
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    Exactly. So what about Venom made you want to just say, enough's enough? So a couple things. I played through it all. I got, you know, I beaten all four or five times. I, you know, got all the special characters. I played through it. The thing, I like what they're trying to do. I like how it was video game style.
    54:38
    I like to save states. I like leveling up your character. Stern, if you're listening, which I know you do.
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    Number one, podcasts. Keep up with that. Dwight Sullivan, I think it's a fantastic idea. No, the code is really cool. The art's amazing. I keep telling people, it's a good game. It's not a great game. Right. And if I have the ability to have, you know, 12 or 15 great games, I'm going to try to do that. Yeah, absolutely. Right? Because it's like, you know, if I'm playing them, then I'm going to keep them. If not, it might be time to move them on. Right. So that's all. And once again, I put 400 plays on it. You know, I got my money's worth. And, you know, I didn't really lose any money on this transaction. So, you know, it's fine. So out of your collection now, is there one that you're leaning on getting rid of? soon is there a good game down there that's not great anymore i've been thinking about that um shadow shadow i've and and shadow shadow is a good to great game i've just i've played it to death you know it's like and you know even some of my friends are always like you know why are you gonna get rid of it and i'm like you want to buy it and they're like no i'm like okay well then keep your mouth shut you know and i know they're just razzing me but yeah it's like you know i i play almost every day i still do so every day i go downstairs i turn on a couple of games and i i you know i play three games a day or whatever four games maybe and uh you know that's what i like to do and if you know but because i do that that means i play them a lot yeah no so you know and stern's been doing i don't know if you knew this they're doing like their monthly quests now so they had like godzilla and it's fun because it's like now do these things and you get these badges It's not about the badges, but it gets you playing the game again. Right. So I did Godzilla, and I got my badges. Then they had Elvira. That was fun, too. How do you like an Elvira still? Oh, see, Elvira I love. Yeah, I love that game. Yes, it is a fantastic game. Lyman Sheets, by the way. Yep. So Walking Dead, Lyman Sheets. Yep. Spider-Man, Lyman Sheets. Yep.
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    Elvira, Lyman Sheets. Yep. R.I.P. Yeah. So rest in peace, Lyman. But yeah, your games are fantastic. Oh, sorry, Metallica, Lyman Sheets. Yeah, I'm borrowing Jeremy's. Shout out Jeremy. Thanks, buddy. Thanks, Jeremy. Thanks for buying me your very expensive Metallica Premium. My man. All right. So no, that's good because that's my favorite game that you own. What's that? Elvira? Elvira. Oh, Elvira's fantastic. I go there and I play that. Yeah. Elvira is just, it's simple enough, but it's just a great game. It has great shots, good rules, cool toys, the movie clips. Everything about it is just fun. Your collection I like. elvira one um i'll go godzilla two and then star wars three those are my three okay yours okay i'm pretty close there for me it's deadpool probably deadpool godzilla elvira so we're pretty close there and then maybe star wars yeah deadpool's amazing but i played it so yeah yeah you played it a bunch see yeah you get it i mean that's just that's just how it works yeah it's so good yeah dead deadpool is probably i've been saying this that might be one of my favorite scenes now yeah i love it has been for a while i love georgia gomez just as far as layouts go they are they're perfect for me i like the there's flow but there's also the stop and go and there's the it was just it you need to have a little bit of accuracy but some shots are right there you can just bash the shit out of them. It's balanced. And Deadpool also has a bit of chaos. Oh, yeah. Because you've got the targets on the sides. You've got the pop bumpers that sling it down the middle sometimes. You know, it's like everything's kind of, it's really good that way. Chaos. He said it. Chaos. All right. Should we do mailbag? Let's do mailbag. Brought to you by pinballprices.com. All right. Doc sent us a package. I don't know what's in it, so I haven't opened it yet. You know, he texted me some cryptic text message. It's heavy. Yeah, he said, oh, did Ian tell you about the pack? And I said, no, nothing. And then. Yeah, I was just waiting for us to do this. Well, here we go. We were going to do this last week. Here you go, Doc. Yeah, we're going to do this. I don't even know if I responded to him. Sorry, Doc.
    58:59
    People are sending you stuff. I was like, yeah, it feels like more rocks. So hold on. I hope it's not a bag of dicks or a bag of rocks.
    59:09
    All we need are more dicks around here. A bag of butthole flashers? We are a bag of dicks. But seriously, guys, Doc Finley does so much great stuff for the community. His site's awesome.
    59:23
    PinballPrices.com Pinside's great for selling games, but if you want to know the prices, if you want to know what games have sold for recently, this year, last year, it's just a great place to go. So I use it frequently in my pinball travels.
    59:42
    So Ian is back here. All right, I'm back. With a box of dicks in his lap. Yeah, I almost stabbed myself in the face with a switchblade. I saw that.
    59:52
    Fucking crazy. Can we finish this before we go to the emergency room? Yeah. I'm not going to the emergency room. It's a few stitches. Here you go, Drew. Here's some thread. I'm tired.
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    Yeah, you think I want to wait in the waiting room or the emergency room? Come on. I hope this wasn't like a cat because it's just been down here for...
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    A few weeks here, I haven't fed it or anything. Oh, packing peanuts. Yeah, we got some pink packing peanuts.
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    All right, something liquidy. What do we got here? What do we got? We have some peach liqueur. Okay, a little bottle of Mr. Stack's liqueur peach. Peach schnapps. We got a pickle Rick. Oh, yeah. What is that, an ornament? Yeah, no, a talking pickle Rick. That is cool. That is super cool. i dig that a lot they should make a rick and morney pinball machine oh wait oh wow all right so we got a box of mini booze bottles baby so we got some soco some southern nice soco is always good we got some single barrel select jack daniel's i love these little bottles that they make look like the big bottles they're so pretty like they just they're so i don't know so ornate just so cool i just i just dig it but yeah oh single barrel select we'll have to party down with those next episode leave those there i'm sure they'll be there next time some esme oh it's a big one oh that's for you man i don't drink gin anymore makes makes me angry makes me angry i always want to fight uh some more of the peach liqueur nice let's see if more esme let's see if pickle rick talks here if he's these batteries or i'll just touch him in the right spot and he will talk we got some deep eddie deep eddie vodka some vodka from deep eddie deep eddie vodka all right so i'm opening up pickle rick so we did get a dick oh we were so on it dude we know yeah it's a little um soco looks like it's like a little stand it's about it's about the size of mine would you say like three inches come on he's about three inches tall and oh i've seen yours it's okay it's all right that's what my wife's a lot better than pickle rick okay well that's fine how do we it's still gonna disappoint but it's bigger okay pickle rick how do we talk here all right pinballprices.com pinballprices.com we got a little letter here drew oh nice so i'll read it here sure you uh will you play with pickle rick over there um to the drew and ian show this is my official application and payment for sponsorship of the totally new not anything like the previous podcast whatsoever comma The Drew and Ian show. Yeah. And close. Gin. I know Ian likes a good gin.
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    I get angry, but yes, I do like a good gin. Deep Eddie Vodka from Texas. I will be moving back home to Texas soon, Ian. This is for your Red Bulls. God bless you.
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    SoCo, put on some Allen Brothers and chill. Put it right there. I turned myself into a pickle morning. A pickle morning. I turned myself into a pickle morning.
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    A pickle ring. Oh, my God. That is fucking fantastic. Do you mind if I take this one to the game room? You can take it to the game room. Oh, my God. Doc, this is awesome. This is so cool. Jack Daniel's single barrel. Even poor men need to class it up sometimes. True story. That is true. But, of course, we can only afford the little bottles. So you got us there, man. Peach schnapps for the wives. Pickle Rick, no clue. I just saw it and thought of pinball. You thought of Drew. Oh, my God. That's awesome. You saw that phallic shape and said, yep, that's my boy, Drew. Yeah, it's a cartoon, and it's dick-shaped. It's got Drew's name all over it. Drew said he's putting it in his game room, but he's going to sleep with it tonight. I turned myself into a pickle, Morty. Let me see this thing. I promise you can have it back. It looks squeezy. It is. That's how you get it. Oh, it's plushy. Yeah. Yeah, it's a three-inch dildo. Pickle Rick!
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    So for you guys out there, I'll leave you with one last thing. If you guys have never watched Rick and Morty, just Google the Pickle Rick episode. It's a classic. I mean, there's so many great episodes, and I've yet to watch them all. I've watched a good portion of them, but great show. But that Pickle Rick episode is really freaking funny. Oh, my gosh. Well, thank you so much, man. I appreciate it. Yeah, Doc. This is great, man. Thank you. Doc, who is, in fact, a real doctor. So thank you so much, my man. I really appreciate it. Drew, are we wrapping it up? We're wrapping it, man. We're over an hour. We're doing good. So this will be a good size segment for everybody. All right. Perfect. Bite size. Delicious. Love it. Thank you so much. drew and ian show in the books thank you very much everybody have a good day love you