Count to a hundred, piece of head, I know a hedgehog with a piece of nose, cause that's the only song you learn when you're a kid. There is a little bit of out. Maybe I'm the best on, yeah. But I never really know. No, not good. Get the fuck loose in the hoops, Stanley. There's a moose loose in the hoops. There's a moose loose in the hoops. Donate to kids. Oh, shit. My comedian. My comedian. Oh, we're gonna get some gulps. Oh, no. Is that mountain? Oh, yeah. By the way, you're allowed to read these a lot if you want. And respond to what's happening. Everyone, apparently everyone thinks JB is just a drug dealer. Hey, Richie, that was a backhand. It's actually me. By the way. Backhanded confidence. Thank you. It's actually me. Jack talked about it. Talked about what? Backhand. Backhand? Oh, yeah, buddy. What? Darknader? Oh. Really hard shot. It's all about the backhand to get inside of that TV shop. It's all about the backhand. A boot? Frickin' James. It's all about the bootcand. It's all about the bootcand. Someone get me 420T. Which means weed. Wait, what? No, that's when you start drinking tea because you're trying to drink tea. It's like you need 420T. You can see that caffeine energy right where the tea is. Uncaffeinated sticky time tea. Oh, it's chamomile? Maybe you should stop reading it in numbers. Read into it! Maybe you should just read numbers as... Winers don't use drugs. Winers? Winers do use drugs all the time. I know a lot of winers that do drugs. Winers. Winers. It's about to get serious. Yeah! I'm gonna be playing isolation. Weapon! How the hell are you buddy? It's been a while. That was exactly my nipple. I know, I know. I'm really good at that. That was exactly my nipple. Exactly my nipple! I bet that's so loud. It only gets loud when you're up at the machine. I was listening to it so it's a very tight coat. I counted. I called 14 this week. I called it. 14 tilts this week. We're Jewish. We're Jewish. Weapon, I couldn't agree with you more about your most recent statement. Oh, he's good at you. Oh, no, the one in isolation. The one before the sheet of the cell is one. Not that one. Where's your dress? Why are you lost? Oh shit, 15 tilt. Sorry Jaden, 15. My bad. Donate to kids. Canadian kids. If you had a long beard I would guess you work in a brewery. I'm guessing JB here. JB is like the fucking... He's the Canadian of this entire operation. He's Canadian Kiss or he worked at a brewery. Oh, is that a brewery? Don't I know? Oh, that might be. That might be. Oh, yeah. Come on up to the left there. That was Jonah Heads. Don't I know? Who the heck is that? Is that what I think it is? Jelly Bean? Oh, yeah. Hey, it's Jelly Bean. Don't I know? Don't I know? Who's coming? Hey, you and your girlfriend here. I like her so much more than him. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I'm not even playing him. Except if she's friends with you. Wait, someone dates him? You met her last night. Was that last night? That super, super hot girl with black hair. What? What? But that's like definitely a matter of grand time. Make tacos, not drugs. Breaking wind. Nice way to answer the phone. That's the best burn. Nothing. Where are you going? Nothing. I think the best burn... Dude, I'm about to speed right now. Dude, you just speeded in here. I just know you speeded in here. I can't even score. There's a lot of shocking going on. What's up? What's your score? I have no idea. I'm going to give you a hug. What's up buddy? Catch this cookie. Oh. You have to leave that one. More. More. More. More. More. More. More. More. More. More. More. More. More. More. More grills! Yo, we got all them grills! We got all them grills up in here! Yes, more grills! Sorry guys. Oh, he got me. Let's take another look! He won? Yep. They exist? Grills exist? Yeah. Yo, we got some hot grills up in here. Them cookie crumbs all over the place. You're a cookie crumb. Yeah, but... I crumbo! I mean, don't be jerks about it, but I got a cookie crumb. Oh, right! I forgot you didn't turn it on. Nice try, Esau. Is it a quarter that you're supposed to play this game? I don't think people realize how much money we have to spend playing these games. Forming grills over here. Yeah, do you realize how much money we're spending today? This shit's like a dollar a play, Joni's kids. I don't think our moves made by the corners. Grills? No. Ah, damn. What if your house won? I don't know what to say. So here's the deal, I would say we can play as long as we want to. I don't know how many minutes. I typically just suck a stream off like a year. Can we get a pizza now? But we can play until we're done with this tournament. And then this must be the end. Wait, we're not gonna... There it is, a goal! Wait, it's gonna keep going. He's crushing it. Unless he hit it. You know what I like about how the way JB plays? He doesn't move his body except for his fingers. Not once at all. Unless he's going to tilt. No, but you were like... Nope. There it is. You made a billion. JB chip! You're gonna kick my ass so bad! But here, uh... Hey, whose beer is this? You are so zen with the way that you play. It's really inspiring. Lucia, do you want to go first or second? No, I'm clipped for it, but I'll let you go. I not trying to say anything I not trying to say anything Hey look we playing your favorite game on the internet and you can play it because of the flip Didn you just make fun of people for flipping I sorry Yeah but I flipped it after the game But if you do the flip when you do it, then it's tough. Then it's tough. Are you going first or second? Go ahead, Matt. Rosham. There. No, corner! Just go. Just play. Billionaires Club. Oh, to the Billionaires Club. Play it, don't spray it. That's what your mom said. Aw, girl. I heard that. The level of fabulous cannot be real. Grills do not exist outside of court. Okay, Bethany. Oh, go fuck yourself. Donate to kids. Donate to kids. Alright. Good ball, good ball. I got 990 on this today. Hell yeah, dude. Nicely done, brother. We have a lot of overseas people watching. Welcome to World Cup Football 94. It literally says soccer on the back. Nailed it. He's always doing a punch. Stop looking at my phone! My Tinker Badge is going off! Only when you look at English Rage Mode are you sure. Alright buddy. You're keeping up! That's all that matters. It doesn't count as a fit. Pull your neck in. What? Your mom should pull her neck in. I know I talked about that the other night. Hey mom. Stop it. Mom! That's a great question. I just take soccer on the game. Maybe you can do some of the back string. This is not a good question. I'm not a soccer fan. I'm a soccer fan. I'm a soccer fan. I'm a soccer fan. I'm a soccer fan. I'm a soccer fan. I'm a soccer fan. I'm a soccer fan. I'm a soccer fan. This is not seen. It's just the DMD. The play field. Oh, go fuck yourself. Whoa. Donate to kids. Oh, is that what it is? Donate to kids? If you need to swear, just follow it up. Donate to kids? For the little donate to kids. Donate to kids, man. Well, you can swear. Just follow it up. Donate to kids? Be like, fuck you. Donate to kids. Donate to kids. All right. Donate. I helped reading Rainbow. I will say there are actually children that watch the stream. That's unfortunate. And we try to keep the swearing to a minimum. That's unfortunate. There's an amazing kid. I logged into someone's stream that I helped set up their stream, who lives in Arizona or something. And I logged in and I went to go watch him play. And his kid was playing. His kid had to have been like maybe eight. He goes, okay, what's up? in the chat. And he's like, hey Jack, and he was just like all happy by watching. Don't eat tins! Swear and drink beer. Don't eat tins. That could just pre-open the store or just Don't eat your croutons! I love it. All the grills. That's fair. To a minimum. That never happens with me. Good fight, buddy. Oh, was it? Was it? Jack Ganger versus JB. What day is it? What time is it? Friday. Get a quartar out. It'll be great. Oh, girl. Put a spin on it. Put a spin on it! You can go first my friend. Am I a voting team? That's debatable. Wait what? Am I a voting team? That's debatable, Fred. By the way, Weapon is, I think, only 15 years old. Oh! So young! So young! And I'm the youngest person here! You don't know that. I'm positive I'm the youngest person here. How old do you think they are? This is very wonderful. How old are you? I'm just able to drink this beer. No way! Why? Because you're tall as shit! No, I'm actually 34. I'm the oldest guy! No, I'm the oldest person. Yes, the weapon. He is 15 years old. Sig-sag. We don't know what game is next week. I haven't set up the poll yet, buddy. The poll? Setting up the poll? Save the poll. What's it like being 15 again? Again? I'm sure this is his first time. Why is there a dog named Striker in this game? Well, a striker is a position... No, it's... And it was Dougie Dog or whatever. JD, you 81 mile too? Yes, I am, sir. February. Yeah, no, I understand. I'm really glad they always play. They're going to play the second half. Okay, I'm going to play an 18 foot bridge. You're older than me? I don't know. He's got swag. Hey, Jack, watch me play Mario Kart about two weeks ago. Yeah, you're welcome. Please do Demolition Man any tips. Sig Sag, we already got rid of Demolition Man. It was only here for a short time, brother. Yes, but I'm hoping to get that right now. I've only ever gotten Wizard Mode on that second Indiana Jones game. Lucia, you are welcome back anytime to sit here and read the freaking chat for me. This is incredible. I'm sort of good for him because I'm not going to play pinball. You're doing great. Skill. Skill. Sturmaner. Speed. Spirit. Which ones? Yeah, I've got to update my info. You're fine. Everyone stop. Are they crying No crying please I love you Also I incredibly intoxicated Um kill it buddy Hey buddy Uh, I'm gonna call- Hey buddy. Fifteen tilts this thing apparently. Thank you. Was that yours just now? That's the bot. Oh, I did not tilt. It's just an automatic bot. I don't know what's happening. Why are we ordering pizza? Okay, number one, think about eating pizza with your hands and then touching the table. Let's order oysters. What is that? Dr. Pepper? What is that? I think it's Dr. Pepper. It looks like Dr. Pepper. Pizza pepper for kids. What's a pizza? What? Pizza and Chuck E Cheese. It's like cardboard. I wasn't kids once! You don't know what it is. I was a kid once! I think Italian folks would be really offended about that. Really? Yes! Like they got a new chef for Chuck E Cheese International? No. Pizza's not changed. Pizza's not changed. It's a pizza. Pizza, pizza? Little Caesars. Little Caesars? Pizza, pizza? I think we should get oysters. What are oysters? Oysters. Oysters. I want to get oysters. Orson Clam strips. Orson Clam strips. Orson Clam strips. Oysters. The clam dances. The clam dances. I'm intoxicated with love and horror. He missed. Weapon, brother. Listen, 15's a hard time. I gotta say. It's a really rough time going through. Literally, it's a hard time. It's literally a hard time. I'm gonna play Alien Isolation tomorrow. No! Nice shot. You're too young for that. Oh, that's sad. Unless he's in Europe. Well, I hope so. He's still here. I can't believe you. So in the multiball do you just want to do the same thing? No, you want to shoot the goalie then hit a ramp. Shoot the goalie, hit a ramp. Over and over again. There's absolutely no ball save on this one. Zero. We make our machines as hard as possible so that we're ready for tournaments regardless of how they're set. No, that makes tons of sense. That was double bullshit. Yeah, that was an everybody out. I think we have a command for that. I think a couple of years ago it was, uh, Horse, life's like a multiball. You think you've got everything you're told until you break all the walls and you're fine. Wait, call it. What did Dick do for going on a range? What's happening? Donate to all of the kids. Donate to kids! Some of the kids deserve it most of the time. Some kids need some kids need stuff. Hey, you know, and I'm sure all the kids I know... David Holtz, where the hell are you coming from, buddy? I was trying to call Beat Kitchen and it kept making modem sounds. Oh, Beat Kitchen. You called Beat Kitchen. You know what I'm talking about, punks. That was phenomenal. You had to say it. It's okay. Son of a bitch. Did Richie find the way or...? Oh, Richie. All the kids on the pool. Either that or I'll donate to you. No, because he said he's going to call the cops on WMX. Why? For masturbating? For being a youngin'. I'll call the cops on WMX. He's not doing anything bad. What happened? We have a 15-year-old in the chat. What's wrong with that? That's cool. Is that your beer bottle? Yeah, I left you a swig of a cap. Oh, thanks. You don't need to tell me. I don't care. I don't care that much. David might not want to. David might not want to. David. David. He's drinking cider, nothing else. I'm a card. I'm a card. No, no. No, you're... That would be eight inches. That would be 5.8. Oh! Jack Pager just lost. 5.8. Nicely done, brother. Who do you play now? We're not playing against each other, we're playing against the table. Isn't the height that... You just won. You won! I got shoes! You're so cool, WMS. He is cool. Alright, so here's the deal. What? Nobody cares about another guy and a girl. Lindsay. Lindsay, last name, and Lucia, last name. Come here. Ladies. You're fighting each other. I'm letting you go first. We're getting one Eskimo out of the way. You guys are getting a lot of Eskimo. Okay, well, all right, Chris, you're the leader. Yeah, you got it. All right. Uh, come on. Okay, guys. Okay, okay. Okay, okay. I'll give you one break. Nope. Say one more thing about acrophelia and you're out of here. Acrophelia? What are other aphelias? Oh, there you go, buddy. I can feel you. I can feel you. So shoot for the goal leg while he's moving. 12 gold. Shoot for the gil. Nice. Now shoot up some ranch. Oh, she's got a big story. Beef kitchen. Beef kitchen. Beef kitchen. Beef kitchen. Beef kitchen. Beef Beef Beef kitchen I want to go to the Beef Kitchen I want to go to the Beef Kitchen That the like B-E-E-T. That's the Russian version. Next door is the Beef Kitchen? Yeah, let's buy up the whole block. Oh, right, the Beef Kitchen. It's just Beef Kitchen. Exactly. Yeah, there's a show happening at the Beef Kitchen. It's due to Tim and they, the show's at 8. I just like, I've called it a million times to ask I'm on holiday for two years. Donate to the kids. Donate. Donate. Donate to the kids. You don't like... I don't like it. I don't like the room. It's an hour and a half from here. It's opening in Minneapolis. It's not breaking down. But I don't know what's in this area. Well over here there's nothing except for the You know dog? Alright, moose! Oh, moose! Hard play! Great save! I took that in! Nice. Get on that ramp, girl. Come on! The crowd is waiting in anticipation. Ultra goalie! Ultra. So hitting the goalie gives you money. Really? Yeah. Nice. It's gonna lock the ball. So what you're just gonna do is put another ball in here. You get to plunge. What you're shooting for now is that hole right there. Get it in there and you have a moment. Yeah. Look, I'm gonna keep calling me, keep kissing every, like, a while and then I'm gonna go to beauty for sure. Nice. Don't trust that. Alright, you done good. Lindsay. I'm not saying you will. That's my name. Shoot that shit. That goalie's mocking you like this. No! No! Goalie's doing his job. No! Alright. Did I win something? The lady battle is over. All right. We're going to switch this, Liz. It fucking works like a bug. That is neat. I have to go find out. Look at this. Look at this. Look how great y'all look. Look how great you guys look. You never said the things are perfect. Everything's perfect now. Internet, thank you for coming. This has been World Cup Soccer 94. We've been playing it all week. Thank you. Thanks to JB, David Holtz, Lindsey. David. Rich. Freaking Rich. Devich from somewhere. The dinner net. The dinner net. JV. Lucia. Richgill. Bitchy Townsend and his girlfriend. Did you say bitchy Townsend? I'm just kidding. That's Lindsay. Look at that. Look at that face. Look at that face. Come on. Aw, girl. How you doing, girl? Why you gotta disappear? Congratulations to whoever won that shirt. I already forgot. I didn't mean that. Go boy. Go boy. That's not it. Lone goat. Lone crab. You're getting your shirt. I'm excited for you. Welcome to the dinner net. Thank you. You guys are the best dinner net ever. This is the worst dinner net I've ever had. Go buy dinner.net. Don't get it. Yeah, just eat dinner net. Seriously, low ball the guy. Hey, donate to kids. Donate to kids. Donate to kids. Also, we're going to play good pinball. Also, donate to us, man. I want money too. Hey, I'm going to set up my own wish list of things to buy me. Yeah, Deadflip will donate this iPad to Matt. No, ignore. Nothing. Nothing is happening. He's got a box full. I just got all them iPads laying around. Yo, Lindsey. Have a great weekend. Extra butts all around. Extra butts. Extra butts. I love you guys. I'll put up the poll tomorrow. I won't forget. I don't know. You'll never find the on button, man. I promise you. Richie, don't do it. We stepped up with confidence. Yeah, I know where it is. So typically, all the power buttons are right here. Feel for some bolts that hurt your fingers. Use your head. Power buttons are right here. Use your head. On that Mars Attacks table, the 3D one, that thing is way up in the middle. Little chin action. Lift your hand and scratch your ear. Come. No, no, no. Chin action. You see the speaker? No. Go down. Go down. Touch your penis. You touch your penis. He found it. And that's where it is. Cooey, yes, we'll do the podcast. I'm going to talk to Nick. We'll try to do that Monday. And the gimme gimme. Right next to the bookers. That's actually factual information. Dude, I'm so done. So we're going to play WrestleMania. I don't know what the hell the camera's doing. It's not working. Look at that. I hear nothing. Oh, there's no sound on it. Oh, yeah, I turned the sound off. You hear the sound. Because it's the... Great. Because the sound is great. Break it down! I like those. All right, Internet. There's a little bit. We're leaving. Love You, Lover Show. Long time listener. Last time watcher. Fire 3! Do that podcast. We're going to freaking do the podcast. Can you see my crowd? Player four. How many players are you doing? Just play. Everyone's in one way. You can just play the game. So choose. Daniel Bryan. Wait, hold on. The Rock. John Cena. You know what I mean. Come on. I want to be Triple H. You don't want to be Hermit Heming Hasenweary or whatever his name is? Do you know his actual name? Of course you do. His real name is Paul Levesque. No, it's Harold Herman Hessing Perry. Have fun. Don't be too naughty. Have a good night, kids. I love you. I'll see you next week. Goodbye. Wave at this. Call your mom.