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Queen pinball reveal sparks playfield praise but art criticism; hosts warn against unsustainable non-Stern pricing.
Pinball Brothers is releasing Queen as a standard-width (not wide-body) game, a change from Highway Pinball's original design
high confidence · Hosts confirm 'Highway's version was a wide body but Pinball Brothers changed it to standard' after discovering design credits to Dave Sanders and Barry Osler
Stern is outpacing all other manufacturers by releasing four games per year, while competitors release far fewer
high confidence · Craig (host) states: 'They're going to release four games this year. That's four times as many games as anybody has released.'
Non-Stern manufacturers (like Pinball Brothers) cannot justify $10,500-$11,500 price points without matching Stern's design quality, manufacturing reliability, and themes
high confidence · Craig's extended argument: 'we can't all have every pinball machine costing eleven thousand dollars when they can't get to that level of quality and manufacturing'
A new player (husband/wife couple) played Mandalorian Premium only 50 times before wanting to trade it away for Deadpool Premium but had to decline due to spouse preference
high confidence · Host describes: 'They played it 50 plays, and they're ready to get rid of it. Like, they're just done.'
New pinball players typically hate their games for the first 20 plays due to unfamiliarity with shot timing and mechanics
high confidence · Host notes: 'Almost every game that Zach has let me borrow, the first 20 games I put on them, I hate every one of them. I hate every one of them because you're bricking shots.'
The Queen playfield design includes a novel metal flap mechanism (similar to Hot Wheels concept) that shoots the ball up through a ramp
high confidence · Hosts analyze: 'This is like a metal flap. So it looks like the ball goes in this hole, and then gets shot up... like Hot Wheels.'
Queen's art design is poorly executed, with distorted facial depictions of Freddie Mercury and questionable graphic design choices
high confidence · Hosts repeatedly criticize art; one compares a graphic to 'winner of an art contest in a local kindergarten' and notes 'That cheek is interesting. He got stung by a bee before the concert.'
“we can't all have every pinball machine costing eleven thousand dollars when they can't get to that level of quality and manufacturing”
Craig (host) @ ~1:14:00 — Core industry criticism: pricing expectations for boutique manufacturers exceed their demonstrated capability relative to Stern
“Stern, to me, is the leader by far. You know when you're going to get your game. You can depend on the quality of the game. They've got the best designers in the hobby. They've got the best themes.”
Craig @ ~1:12:00 — Explicit endorsement of Stern's competitive advantage in design, reliability, and IP portfolio
“the first 20 games I put on them, I hate every one of them because you're bricking shots. You're still trying to understand.”
Host/player @ ~24:00 — Explains why Pinside ratings of <50 plays are unreliable: new players need 20+ games to evaluate fairly
“That one thumb. Oh, boy. ... Thumb will haunt your nightmares tonight.”
Hosts and Dalton (chat) @ ~53:00 — Community response to distorted proportions in Queen's inner art blades design (humorous but indicates design flaw)
“If this game was $5,000, I'd be like, okay. ... $7,500? ... It would be a good price cut.”
Craig @ ~1:10:00 — Host suggests realistic pricing for Queen should be $5,000-$7,500, not $10,500-$11,500
sentiment_shift: New players experience harsh initial learning curve (first 20 plays) due to shot timing and mechanics unfamiliarity, making early Pinside ratings unreliable for game evaluation
high · Host observation: 'Almost every game that Zach has let me borrow, the first 20 games I put on them, I hate every one of them because you're bricking shots. You're still trying to understand.'
competitive_signal: Stern Pinball established as dominant market leader with 4x output, best designers, reliable manufacturing, and strongest IP licensing—creating pricing and quality expectations competitors cannot match
high · Craig: 'Stern, to me, is the leader by far... They've got the best designers in the hobby. They've got the best themes.' and 'They're going to release four games this year. That's four times as many games as anybody has released.'
design_philosophy: Queen's artwork receives extensive criticism: distorted Freddie Mercury depiction, poor proportion/perspective on band graphics, unflattering character renderings, flat apron design with no pricing/instruction placement
high · Multiple host comments: 'winner of an art contest in a local kindergarten,' 'That cheek is interesting. He got stung by a bee,' 'Thumb will haunt your nightmares tonight.' Comparison to Godzilla art as unfavorably.
market_signal: Game trading and early abandonment observed: new couple played Mandalorian Premium only 50 times before seeking to trade for Deadpool Premium, indicating poor initial player satisfaction
high · Host recounts: 'They played it 50 plays, and they're ready to get rid of it. Like, they're just done. They're just done.'
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personnel_signal: Barry Osler (prior designer of games like Dirty Harry) is co-designer of Queen for Pinball Brothers, suggesting continued career work on newer manufacturer titles
high · Confirmed by hosts after discovering credits: 'The game was designed by Dave Sanders and Barry Osler' and cross-reference to Dirty Harry as prior Osler work
market_signal: Non-Stern manufacturers face unsustainable expectations to charge $10,500-$11,500 without matching Stern's design quality, manufacturing reliability, or IP portfolio. Craig explicitly argues this pricing strategy is unjustifiable.
high · Craig's statement: 'we can't all have every pinball machine costing eleven thousand dollars when they can't get to that level of quality and manufacturing.' Also: 'If this game was $5,000, I'd be like, okay.'
product_strategy: Queen playfield includes technical innovation: metal flap mechanism (similar to Hot Wheels concept) that shoots ball up through ramp; captive ball on upper mini-playfield; three-ball lock device for multiball
high · Detailed host analysis of metal flap mechanism: 'The ball goes in this hole, and then gets shot up... like Hot Wheels, basically. It's like a buck without it going around the ramp.'
product_strategy: Queen pinball scheduled for 2022 release based on Keith Elwin comment about timeline; Alien (Pinball Brothers) is upcoming game for pricing comparison
medium · Keith Elwin response in chat: 'It's coming? A little bit... It'll be here 2022.'