Hey guys, we don't really do this, but this was a first for everything. Parental discretion advised, this is an episode where we may have some more sexual type of conversations. So, with that being said, I highly recommend if there's anyone young that listens to the Eff It Fridays to definitely make sure they don't listen to this one. It's rated X for exciting. It's bad. So, um, this is your warning. If you do let your kids listen to this, you're a terrible parent. Thank you. Because it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do. You're just in time for the after party that is Bucket Friday, starring Drew and Ian. Welcome to Fuck It Friday Boobs! Sorry everybody, we were just trying to make things a little bit more palatable for you folks that were a little sensitive about our Doom and Gloom episode. Sorry guys, but Doomsday prepping thing, that's a real thing. So today, we're talking about puppy dogs, rainbows, boobs, whatever. Nachos, bunnies. What makes you happy? 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It was cool. www.willywinks.com We had our thing and then I went off to college but I did the local tech school because I was too cheap. I didn't want to pay for general. I wanted to do general ed classes at the cheapest place possible that made sure that that transferred to a four-year university. That a boy. So the first year I went to our local technical school called MATC. Milwaukee Area Technical College. Yep. David Van Esmos, Knapp Arcade, fantastic,bel 서븛진оль,ências de la innovación шУ5HD해서кий 마췌 프�istics,ได 주를차차 True story. Yeah. So let's fast forward a little bit. So this whole time, after Mickey graduated high school... So she was 2001. She was 2001. Okay. We were starting to kind of make a little name for ourselves for the party years. So you guys have been together for about two or three years now. Yeah. We had a party. We had a couple, we had a, Mickey's best friend was, her name was Michelle, and she had a pretty dope-ass dude named Mike. I love that guy. Mike is somebody that, he's one of those people you have to meet to just really, you can't explain him. You have a couple friends like that, he's just one of those guys. You can talk about him, you can explain as much as you possibly can to describe the man. You need to experience him. But he's an experience. Yes. Hypers urged that道.� I'll do it tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Dude was hilarious. Anyway, that fucker could drink. So thus began the illustrious story of Ian's drinking career, because we would go hard, hard drinking until the sun rose every weekend. We weren't weekday drinkers. At least I wasn't. Mike probably was. But we went hard on the weekends. The Valley Company, Subsidiary of Walter Kidde & Co., Inc., Mirco Playfields, Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. We had this, Mike and Michelle had this apartment that we would have these just stupid parties on. It was like a duplex house. Duplex, we were upper. There was nobody really in the lower because it was all, it was just a shithole. And they couldn't rent it out. It was in South Milwaukee. It was probably like a $500 or $600 rental at the time. Maybe. Maybe. $400 maybe. Her mom owned it. Michelle's mom owned it. Oh yeah, that's right. you yeah well what's funny about it was it like it had two bedrooms but one bedroom was converted into the the weed den so it was like the lizard lounge lizard lounge yeah that's what we call it there is always four or five people on there smoking we nobody wanted a drink they went to the lizard lounge and they they could partake but yeah it was small 500 square feet maybe maybe but we would have 40 50 people in that stupid place So if this was before we met then Ian must have been 21 Yeah, 21. Because we were 21, so go ahead. Yeah. So I'm setting the scene here. Nope. And so Mickey had a sister who was in my grade. We graduated in the year 2000. Her name was Phelan, believe it or not. That was her actual name, Phelan. Her God-given name is F-A-L-E-O-N, Phelan. Yeah, it was based off of, she was named after one of the girls in the Dallas sitcom or the soap opera, Dallas. Someone named Phelan on there, so they named her after that. Mickey, on the other hand, was named after Mick Jagger. Her middle name was J. It was literally the letter J. We won't go into too much detail about their parents, but yeah, they were like hippies back in the day, and then they're an odd couple of people. Yeah, no doubt. Yeah, we won't get into that at all. That's like a whole other podcast we could talk about Perry. You know what? We might talk about Perry in another podcast. Perry podcast? Yes. Oh, God. I don't know if that's appropriate. Anyway, let's move forward. So, Phelan, she... I'll leave Drew up. Drew will do the description of Phelan. Drew probably knew Phelan better than I did. She was wild. She was the wild sister. She was very wild. Mickey was very, very smart. She was a buckworm. She knew her shit. Film Mandator, económica музoy de las art24 Spidey apartment parties yeah we we met at a local bar you know just having fun she was she was actually wearing like normal clothes so this is how you met yes yes okay so I'm twenty one years I'm recently twenty one years old we used to party with a lot of work people and uh... we go to this bar we always went to and she was there what was the name of it? uh... scotties? that was scotties no not scotties uh... Janos Kiss Amons what is that? uh... that's uh... on Beloit Phil education John Popadiuk, Bob Betor, Knapp Arcade, I'm using the word lady loosely. She wasn't a lady. She was attractive. Yeah. Yeah. Very attractive. So I go over there, and I'm pretty drunk, and she's pretty drunk, and we're playing pool, and we're having a great time. I thought her name was Valen with a V. When she introduced herself to me, I'm like, oh, Valen? Great. I just met this girl named Valen. What a coincidence. Yeah. Probably not a real name, but whatever. So yeah, had a great night, and I was living with my parents at the time, I think, or something. John Popadiuk, Bob Betor, Keith Elwin, Laser Los, Bowen Kerins, Lyman F. Sheats Jr.., orbit ramps, Automated Amusements, Python Anghelo, Joe Kaminkow, Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. John Popadiuk, Bob Betor, Knapp Arcade, Ballywin, Straight Down the Middle, Ballywin, John Popadiuk, Bob Betor, Keith Elwin, Laser Los, Bowen Kerins, Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. The Valley Company, Subsidiary of Walter Kidde & Co., Inc., Mirco Playfields, Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. We're doing this. Guys, this is a good fucking story. My wife knows this story. This is such a crazy story. It's out of control. All right, so Fallon, being Mickey's sister, invites me, Mickey, Mike, and Michelle. Because you guys have been dating for roughly three years now. Yeah, yeah. Two and a half, three years. Yeah, two, three years. Things are getting pretty serious. And so we go to this hotel party where Fallon had a room. Jamie Leerol Anderson, I will post them for you guys on the Poor Man's Pinball Facebook page. But here's what Drew did. Drunk Drew. You know what he does? To introduce himself, he goes, oh hey what's up I'm Drew, you know, and he's like playing it like I'm super cool or whatever. I was like oh this guy, all right whatever. And then he introduced himself to my girlfriend at the time, Mickey, and he's like oh hey Mickey. And then he had an extra hotel key and he startsillum Like my girlfriend. And he's like, hold on, girl. I got you an extra key to my room. And then he proceeds to take the key and put it in her back pocket by her ass. And I was just like, oh, fuck no. This dude is a total d-bag. I don't like this guy at all. That will change later in the story, by the way. This doesn't sound like me at all. The proper use of FSI, live broadcasting, and other pills,集 pooling programs 106 00 We will receive a seemedomby at the end of the show então the commercial point is a I remember, it wasn't, I swear to God, it wasn't an hour, her boyfriend left, and she jumped on me and like, gave me a kiss. And I was like, oh, fuck, this ain't happening. And I remember Mickey, I remember Mickey coming into the room, I'd be like, she kissed me, this bitch kissed me, this is crazy. And she was gonna beat up this Chris. Drunk kids, right? Drunk kids. Yeah, yeah. Had to have a fight, right? Had to have drama. I should have said anything. It was so stupid. It was just a stupid little peck, you know? And I don't know. The night got away from me. There was a lot of drinking. There was a lot of puking. Somebody puked from the dance floor almost all the way up. Yeah, I think that was another one of the coworkers or something. Someone smashed all the mirrors in the bathroom. I'm just going to pause this right here. For people who don't know, there's this kind of thing about hairstylists. They know how to party. Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi, Tim Tim Kitzrow Scott Danesi Boom full of hair stylists like just getting down getting crazy Yeah Okay go ahead It was mostly women and then there was like it was like me Yeah it was It was primarily women Mike and Drew and Drew and I started forming a slight bromance even then because there's some pictures that prove it. I have pictures of the night we met. We got to find, we got to dig up some of those and post them. They were ridiculous. But yeah, yeah, Drew and I were posing for some pictures but because once Drew and I I started drinking. We were like, this is actually, I'm digging your vibe, bro. So what ended up happening was the drama of the night. I remember Mickey and Michelle and Mike going back to the dance floor. I remember being really fucked up. I remember going back to the room. I remember sitting down on some bench. I remember Fallon and that Crystal girl. The Valley Company, Subsidiary of Walter Kidde & Co., Inc., Mirco Playfields, Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. The Valley Company, Subsidiary of Walter Kidde & Co., Inc., Mirco Playfields, Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. The Valley Company, Subsidiary of Walter Kidde & Co., Inc., Mirco Playfields, Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. They're going all at it, right? Okay. Playing chess. Do we want the graphic version? No, no, no, no. I don't know. I don't know. But I'll never forget. Because this is the funny part. This is the kicker. All right? Girls are doing what they're doing. I look over at Drew. Drew couldn't take his pants off fast enough. The Valley Company, Subsidiary of Walter Kidde & Co., Inc., Mirco Playfields, Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. I said, have fun. I'm going to go out in the hall. And I open up the door and sure as shit, there's Mike, Michelle and Mickey right there at the door. They were just about to come in. And I ushered them out. And Mickey was still pissed that that crystal girl kissed me. So she was not having me at all. And I told them, I was like, guys, don't go in the room. John Popadiuk, Bob Betor, Keith Elwin, Laser Los, Bowen Kerins, Lyman F. Sheats Jr.., orbit ramps, Automated Amusements, Python Anghelo, Joe Kaminkow, Digital Media, and the For more information please visit www.¬¬¬¬.com and drew so mad he was so mad there was no time to be embarrassed I'm just angry we got our jackets and we left and that was the very first time I met Drew but our friendship only blossomed after that like that was just a fun story of how we met but we would we would meet many times at that apartment womukkyleo searched, wellnessoltiebank.com, Jeff Douglas, Tony McLean, Zill, John Popadiuk, Bob Betor, Keith Elwin, Laser Los, Bowen Kerins, Lyman F. Sheats Jr.., orbit ramps, Automated Amusements, Python Anghelo, Joe Kaminkow, Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. John Popadiuk, Bob Betor, Knapp Arcade, Straight Down the Middle, Bally Williams, Straight Down the Middle, John was a weirdo, man. He was. He was super weird. And all Mickey and I always talked about was how much we missed Drew. And true story. We just... Drew was... He turned into one of those guys that he always elevated any party you were at. It doesn't matter what bar you were at. It didn't matter what shitty apartment you were at. It didn't matter what park you were drinking at. It really didn't matter. The Valley Company, Subsidiary of Walter Kidde & Co., Inc., Mirco Playfields, Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi, The Valley Company, Subsidiary of Walter Kidde & Co., Inc., Mirco Playfields, Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. The Valley Company, Subsidiary of Walter Kidde & Co., Inc., Mirco Playfields, Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. Drew's fucking drunk ass. He was so drunk. And he was, uh, he was like, I gotta go to the pisser. Hey, Ian, I'm glad you showed up, but I gotta go to the piss. And I was like, okay. And he's sitting there and I followed him to the bathroom for whatever reason. Maybe I had to piss. But he's sitting there and someone was in the urinal, someone was in the toilet. This is another urinal story. Sorry, Drew. There's a lot of them. So Drew and his buddy go to this bathroom, urinals taken, toilets taken. Drew's like, fuck it. Drew's pissing in the garbage can and his buddy's pissing in the sink. And I'm just like, this is fucking crazy. And we get out of the bathroom and all of a sudden we hear, we start trying to catch up a little bit. All of a sudden we hear there's karaoke going. Alright mate, everybody shroud the power of the fan zone tonight... In Our F viene La Bici and we'll continue out翔 John Popadiuk Bob Betor Keith Elwin ven thought that is something k amo John Popadiuk, Bob Betor, Knapp Arcade, We're in a different country for Christ sakes. Oh. But yeah, just, oh man, so many good ties. But before we wrap this up today, I just want to relay one of the- I talked a lot, so go for it, Drew. The better Fallon stories. So like we had broken up, Ian was still married to Mickey, and, because for a few years, right? Yeah, because Fallon and I broke up pretty quickly and whatever, but- No, we got married in 2007, divorced in 2009? We got divorced in 2007. Okay. So we got married in 2006. Yeah. So I met my current wife in 2006. Okay. Makes sense. Yeah. Okay. The timeline's working out. Yeah. So anyway, so when I met, obviously I wasn't with my ex and Ian was still married to Mickey. John Popadiuk, Bob Betor, Keith Elwin, Laser Los, Bowen Kerins, Lyman F. Sheats Jr.., orbit ramps, Automated Amusements, Python Anghelo, Joe Kaminkow, Tim Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. We're at some bridal shower or something and Fallon cornered my wife in the bathroom and she was drunk and she's like, oh, well, he gave me a ring first. And my wife, she's a classy lady. She just, she just lifted up her ring in Fallon's face and said, oh yeah, well, mine's bigger. And then she just walked out of the room and I applaud my wife for that because that's one of her favorites. It's just, it's just funny, you know, because my wife's just a class act and that was, that was just a classy way of handling that. Yeah we just- a good job. We just went out- our wives and- and drew and stuff. We went out to dinner- and by the way Eric from uh... Thank you Eric- Eric bought dinner! Eric bought dinner because of this Podcast dove cambiaciones Because we shamed him into being cheap. Oh man. We love you Eric. So sorry, Eric. Thanks for dinner man, it was awesome. I'm gonna- I'm gonna have to buy Eric dinner now. But um... Kathleen mentioned a story about- when she first met Phelan. You know your wife when she first met Phelan. 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She was singing double that's how bad I'd say so uhh it ended shortly there and then I think the relationship ended shortly there so that's so alright Felon Stardo mm-hmm um so what do you guys think? That's the story how Ian and I met. Did you guys get to how little we became best friends? Yeah Weil's Prince He had battle scars man women.wed The Wally Winka Podcast is brought to you by the Wally Winka Podcast Network. All those stories were true. 100% true. None of that was made up or forged. There might be a little fuzziness in some of them, but yeah. A lot of drinking was involved in most of the stories, but that is how I remember it. For sure. I would pass the lie detector. All right guys, well thank you very much. Enjoy your Friday, enjoy your weekend. Remember, don't work too hard. Like us on Facebook, the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. Send us emails. Sponsored by the