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Wanna see 1.3 Billion on Monster Bash?

Dead Flip·video·31m 5s·analyzed·Jun 15, 2017
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TL;DR

Jack Danger scores 1.3B on Monster Bash in Papa A finals match.

Summary

Jack Danger streams a high-stakes Monster Bash finals match at Papa A tournament, competing against Bowen Kerins and Keith Elwin in a four-way tie for first place. He achieves a 1.3 billion point score through multiple Frankenstein multiballs and complex shot sequencing, demonstrating advanced competitive play while providing enthusiastic play-by-play commentary with frequent humor and celebration.

Key Claims

  • Jack Danger is competing in Papa A finals with Bowen Kerins and Keith Elwin in a four-way tie for first place

    high confidence · Opening statement: 'Papa A finals. Bowen on my left. Keith Elwin on my right. Zach Sharpe behind me. We're in a four-way tie for first place.'

  • Jack Danger achieved 1.3 billion points on Monster Bash

    high confidence · Explicit statement during gameplay: '1.3 billion?! I need a fucking... That was half a billion points. This is the best night of my life I have ever played a game.'

  • Jack Danger completed Frankenstein multiball multiple times in a single game (at least twice)

    high confidence · Multiple instances of completing Frankenstein multiball: 'Two Monsters of Frankenstein in one game' and repeated announcements of multiball starts throughout gameplay

  • Monster Bash is an accessible yet skill-demanding game with complex multiball mechanics

    high confidence · Gameplay demonstrates intricate shot sequences for monster collection, multiball starts, and mode stacking with high engagement required

Notable Quotes

  • “Papa A finals. Bowen on my left. Keith Elwin on my right. Zach Sharpe behind me. We're in a four-way tie for first place. I gotta take it home.”

    Jack Danger@ 0:22 — Establishes the competitive context and stakes of the stream as a high-level tournament finals match

  • “1.3 billion?! I need a fucking... That was half a billion points. This is the best night of my life I have ever played a game.”

    Jack Danger@ 26:32 — Reaction to achieving the 1.3 billion score milestone, expressing emotional intensity and personal achievement

  • “Ladies and gentlemen, live from Transylvania Square Garden, please welcome the Monsters of Frankenstein!”

    Jack Danger@ 11:09 — Signature announcer-style callout for Frankenstein multiball mode, mixing sportscaster energy with pinball expertise

  • “This is truly an amazing freaking pinball machine.”

    Jack Danger@ 6:47 — Direct endorsement of Monster Bash as a quality machine during competitive play

  • “Bowen would be proud. That how I play all my pinball.”

    Jack Danger@ 7:38 — References mentor relationship with Bowen Kerins and commitment to specific play philosophy

Entities

Jack DangerpersonBowen KerinspersonKeith ElwinpersonZach SharpepersonMonster BashgamePapa AeventDead FliporganizationFrankenstein multiballproduct

Signals

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    event_signal: Papa A tournament finals streaming on Dead Flip with top-tier players (Bowen Kerins, Keith Elwin) indicates organized competitive pinball infrastructure and community engagement

    high · Four-way finals match featuring elite players Bowen Kerins, Keith Elwin, and Zach Sharpe spectating

  • ?

    competitive_signal: High-level competitive play demonstrates Monster Bash remains a viable tournament machine with deep skill expression ceiling, evidenced by Jack Danger's 1.3B achievement with multiple multiball completions in finals context

    high · Jack Danger competing in Papa A finals with 1.3B score using Frankenstein multiball stacking and complex shot sequences

  • ?

    community_signal: Jack Danger's commentary reveals he models gameplay approach on Bowen Kerins' philosophy, indicating mentor-driven skill development and transmission of pinball knowledge within competitive community

    high · Direct statement: 'Bowen would be proud. That how I play all my pinball.'

Transcript

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0:00
Wasn't worth it. Wasn't worth it. Making me rethink that sub, Derek. God damn it. Heh heh. Heh. Shit.
0:13
We can do this. Alright, internet, this is it. Papa A finals. Bo and Karen's on my left. Keith Elwin on my right. Zach Sharp's behind me. We're in a four-way tie for first place.
0:30
I gotta take it home. Clapping. We have clapping from Bowen right now. I just heard Elwynn gasp. Zach's laughing.
0:49
And now he's regretting the laugh. We're roleplaying right now. Alright, we're gonna get some mummy action here.
1:00
Frankenstein's monster... Oh, God, please. Is actually in my... Is actually in his pants. I thought you were going to say my pants.
1:20
That sounds like a joke that should be in a parody of some sort of Frankenstein thing. Like, no, Frankenstein's monster is actually in my pants.
1:30
Okay. Wolfman's one shot away. Don't start it. Dude, this slingshot? Frick. Yo, Wax, thanks, buddy. Now, does the spitter revitalize everyone's timer or just bribe?
2:09
Yo, ego! Banana bombs! What's up, buddy? Okay, we threw Wolfman away, but you know what? Wolfman is not the money in this game. Wolfman's the easiest effing shot. Wax, thanks for those biddies.
2:25
Okay, we got... Cramp. Let's hit Drac. Okay. We're one shot away from Creature. Hit Drac again. Drac should be kind of close.
2:40
Bounce bounce. We can start some Wolfman stuff again while we get Mummy ready. Spinner is only Bride. So Mummy is ready.
2:51
So we'll hit Drac. Drac is ready. Frank is ready. Oh god, that was close Okay Creature is going Drak and Mummy are going One left ramp
3:17
Bride is going Four of the monsters brought into Frankenstein That's how you do it. Now we actually got to do something with it.
3:56
I hit that. The scoop does nothing. You sack of... We got a ball stuck somewhere. I ain't mad at it. Oh, there you are. Okay, we got Mummy. We got Creech. Wolfman is not in this, so I can't work on that. We got Drac. The bride is on... here comes the bride!
5:08
I got fucking robbed! I got robbed, internet. How much of a spin do you need? I'm getting effing robbed off that ramp, dude.
5:27
Are you seeing that shit? Shit, does this pause her timer? Does that pause her timer? We got it! We got it! We effing got it! We just need Frankie and the Wolfman.
5:51
We freaking got it last minute, kiddos. Frankenstein and the Wolfman are the easiest ones to get. I mean, we've got to get back into Frankenstein multiball, but I think we can do it.
6:24
Air defense, baby. Air defense. Holy hell, I am sweaty. Holy. This is truly an amazing freaking pinball machine.
6:58
We're getting some nutty freaking saves too. Alright. Ta-da! Alright, I need some water. Alright. Let's work on Wolfie. Actually... We need some Frankie hits too.
7:31
Shit. Alright. Bowen would be proud. That how I play all my pinball Would Bowen be proud Give me the ball back dog Oh my god
7:52
You were about to see a grown man freaking scream into a butthole. Okay, I would like to bring Wolfman into Frankenstein just to kill two birds with one stone there.
8:11
Man, this is... this is a freaking grind. Okay. One full moonshot and then up to Frankenstein. The butthole counter is high today. Am I saying that word a lot? I apologize.
8:41
I'm just a dude in a canine mood. Fuck! Yeah! Woo! Alright. Oh my god. Here we go, internet. Beat the shit out of Franken's tiny Open your butthole, Frank How many buttholes is that today?
9:31
Alright, I hit that, that's okay All the save Oh my god Like 8 or so? Yeah Well, buttholes are funny, man The world is a butt
10:02
Dude, I can't fucking hit Frank to save my life. I mean, I'm hitting him, it's just not triggering. There you go.
10:15
Alright. Now we just need the drums, baby. We fucking did it, boys! Sorry for yelling in a minute. Sorry for scaring you. This is the uh, this is the clench moment here. Right? This is the, uh, this is the clench.
11:03
Can we backhand this? Ladies and gentlemen, live from Transylvania Square Garden, please welcome the Monsters of Rock!
11:20
Monsters of Rock! Sounds like Hot for Teacher, almost. Whoo! I hit you, Frankie. I'm hitting you... Oh, this is gonna fuck me.
13:00
It's Fridney! Holy shit. Internet, I'm sweaty. Fidget spinner is an emote? No, I'm ready. Woo! What ball are we on? Oh, drum, I love you, buddy. Woo!
13:49
Ball too? Give me something good. Eh. Give me something good. Yeah, that's what's up. Oh my god. I've never heard it do that before, ever.
14:21
Internet, I need another beer. Hold on. Oh my god, I need a beer. Oh. All right. What do we need? We need Drac, Bride. Got it.
15:00
there we go welcome aboard kid yo beer gut for two months in a row thank you for maintaining your membership to the league you're amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up show some love in that chat that beautiful effing chat of yours Oh dude beer gut how are you bub Sensitive It like whispered a dirty secret into its ear
15:40
Don't say shoot again. Ha ha! Twelve by the way. We're gonna go for monster bash number two here. Do not give me bride stuff. Good. Double danger. How you doing, bud?
16:11
Alright. We still need Dracuya. Don't... Don't pop like that, idiot. Fuck, man. Sorry, guys. I don't mean to swear. I hate getting this close. and like, now we're just having house fall town. We need 200 million and we can do that.
16:32
Should I focus on Frank? How are we going to do this? How the hell are we going to do this? Folks, I'm going to need way more flippers and butts than that. Thank you very much.
16:46
My man. Okay, we got to hit Drak. Yep. Okay. And then we gotta start Bride and then get it right back in the fucking... Scoop.
17:07
Stay out of the way, Drek. Oh my god. Fuck yes! Man, I'm sweating my dog off right now. Yo, Derek with 100 booties. Thanks, bub. Make it clap.
17:52
Thank you. No, no, no, no! No! Oh, that was an unfortunate drain, Internet. That was an unfortunate drain.
18:57
Oh, my God. Start mummy me. Fuck me. So, we're going to try something here. We're going to make some dangerous shots to Frankenstein to get him open.
19:15
And start that multiball ASAP. Coming for that booty. Can you backhand it? Oh, fuck. We've almost started.
19:34
Oh, my God. Let's effing go, boys. Let's effing go. Go through. What are you doing? Yes. Not you. You stay here. Stay with me, baby. Yes. Come on, mama. Stay alive. Stay alive. Stay alive.
20:45
Super Jackpot! Be like, please. Jackpot! Come on, mama. Jackpot! Come on, baby. Super Jackpot, baby! Come on.
21:14
Jackpot! Alright, that EB. That EB's got my name on it. All right, that EB. That EB's got my name on it.
21:46
I don't know how that was even possible. I'm freaking blasting off right now. Come on, baby. I've never been sweatier.
22:09
Do you see? Do you see what's available? Come on. Hit it again. Shit. Did we get it? Monsters of Rock is lit again, ladies and gentlemen.
22:33
Fidget spinners! Dude, control would be out of this world right now. I tried to live catch, didn't work.
23:19
Ladies and gentlemen live from Transylvania Square Garden please welcome the Monsters of Rock!
23:43
Let's have some sex. Don't keep coming back, don't worry. Shit. Dude, Frank is not very sensitive. His nerve endings are shot. Come on Frankie. Do me a solid bud. Accept my ball. You ever seen the movie The Wizard?
25:26
Fred Savage? I bet he didn't sweat as much as I did though. I love the Power Glove. It's so bad. Sorry I can't chat right now internet I'll be with you shortly To drink a full Coor Not Coors what the fuck Coors 1.3 billion?! I need a fucking... That was half a billion points. This is the best night of my life I have ever played a game. Oh my god. I'm sweating. Like I can't make a shot to save my life now. Holy shit. Fucking take the ball. You deserve it. I want to see this bonus. Frame loss. I'm sweating my dick off right now. I have a billion effing points on Monster Bash, dude.
27:26
Alright. Let's see if we can do this. Holy, holy sex, bud. Good to see you, frame. Oh, my God. Oh, you screwed me. You screwed me! Stop flipping for me! You know what would be cool to get that we haven't is Mosh Pit. We have not done Mach, but yet.
28:15
There's Drek. Because Jack's going to retire soon. I'll never play pinball again. Just keep giving me stuff.
28:32
I just got... Shit. See? He said Bruno Marzies. Holy crap. Yo, Festivarius, what's up, dude? We are, uh... We're going hard here, man. Two monsters of rock in one game.
29:03
Frank is not sensitive enough, man. You need to talk to a life coach, dude. Oh, they effed each other.
29:33
How many spinners do you need to get Mosh Pit going? Wax. The freaking bits, dude. Thank you so much, man.
29:58
That's what I wanted. Oh, we're in Ball and Chain? Oh. Why didn't you say so? All of that. All of that to get an air ball.
30:30
All of that to get a freaking air ball, dude. Woo! How the mighty have fallen for rain loss, you dick. Folks