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For Your Consideration - 2019 TWIPYs

Straight Down the Middle·video·13m 53s·analyzed·Jan 1, 2020

Analysis

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TL;DR

SDTM requests votes for 2019 TWIPYs after winning twice in three years.

Summary

Zach Sharpe and Greg Bone from Straight Down the Middle: a pinball show request community votes for the 2019 TWIPY Awards, highlighting their three-year track record and two previous wins. The video is a comedic compilation mixed with movie/TV clips and playful banter, emphasizing their request for support to achieve a 'three-peat' in the annual pinball industry awards.

Key Claims

Straight Down the Middle has been running for approximately three years as of the 2019 TWIPY Awards submission
high confidence · Zach Sharpe and Greg Bone state 'Three years. We're coming up on three years' and mention 'the last three years now'
Straight Down the Middle has won two previous TWIPY Awards
high confidence · Zach Sharpe: 'We have won two Twippies Awards, and damn it, it would feel so good if we did the trifecta, the three-peat.'
Pat Lawlor is head of game design at Jersey Jack Pinball
high confidence · Voiceover/video clip: 'I'm Pat Lawlor, and I'm head of game design at Jersey Jack Pinball'

Notable Quotes

“We have won two Twippies Awards, and damn it, it would feel so good if we did the trifecta, the three-peat. We want to do the Jordan.”
Zach Sharpe@ 0:37 — Direct statement of campaign goal for 2019 TWIPY Awards and track record of success
“What we want to do is kind of give you a recap over the last year as to what Greg and I have been up to and what we have provided to the community.”
Zach Sharpe@ 0:51 — Stated purpose of the video submission for awards consideration
“I'm Pat Lawlor, and I'm head of game design at Jersey Jack Pinball”
Pat Lawlor (video clip)@ 4:23 — Industry credential confirmation; Pat Lawlor's role at Jersey Jack Pinball

Entities

Zach Sharpeperson Greg BonepersonStraight Down the Middle: a pinball showorganizationPat Lawlorperson Jersey Jack Pinballcompany Todd TuckeypersonTWIPY AwardseventTee'd Off Pinball Pursuitorganization

Signals

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community_signal: Content creator actively soliciting community votes and engagement for industry recognition
high · Hosts explicitly ask viewers to vote: 'We're pleading, we're not begging' and 'Please vote for us for this year's Twippies Awards'
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event_signal: Straight Down the Middle: a pinball show submission for 2019 TWIPY Awards with established track record of two previous wins
high · Zach Sharpe: 'We have won two Twippies Awards' and explicit request for votes for the 2019 awards

Transcript

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You're headed off with a bumper now you're straight down the middle Hey guys, it's Zach and Greg from Straight Down the Middle, a pinball show Your favorite damn YouTube pinball series I think it is, right? Or they wouldn't be watching right now Who are they going to watch, Todd Tuckey? That was Screep Come on I love you Todd All you guys over there Papa Ross Yeah, Papa What we're doing is we're asking for your vote We're pleading, we're not begging Alright But we love your support You guys have been great to us over the last three years now? Three years. We're coming up on three years. What, it'll be three years in February? Something like that. Three years in February. We have won two Twippy Awards, and damn it, it would feel so good if we did the trifecta, the three-peat. We want to do the Jordan.

So please vote for us for this year's Twippy Awards. And what we want to do is kind of give you a recap over the last year as to what Greg and I have been up to and what we have provided to the community. Thanks again. Vote now. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Go ahead.

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That's one big pile of shit. Oh, mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go Be eligible as a devil for a sack for me For me, for me So you think you can stop me and stretch my eyes So you think you can love me and leave me to die You are watching Cable 10, Aurora, Illinois Community Access Channel It's Wayne's World, Wayne's World, party time, excellent Welcome everybody to Wayne's World Here's your host, Wayne Kimball Thanks for coming, how are you? How are you How are you How are you How are you Yeah man come on yeah

You should open your mouth a little wider when you speak. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries. Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous.

I'm a trifle deaf in this ear. Speak a little louder next time. Stop, don't come back. There it goes.

So you get nothing. You lose. Good day, sir. I'm Pat Lawler, and I'm head of game design at Jersey Jack Pinball. He's my little... Oh, God. Let's talk to her. Let's tell the people. Come on. Is that your dad? It's Greg's mom.

Hey, girl. What's up? What are you doing? I wish I was doing you. I wish you was too. Bye, goodbye. Oh my god. No. Your mom. Oh, that is why we're loving this bone. Hey, I'm back. She's like, you know you want it. I don't even want to touch my mouth. Oh, my God.

I was just messing with it. I wasn't expecting that one. I'm going to be your stepfather at some point.

They just don't fit. I'm just saying, if you're going to pick, let's go with that. They just don't fit. So B plus for you. Oh, God. Oh, baby.

My word. I thought I smelled strawberries. I'm never going to clean this. You might want to disinfect it. No. Why is it burning? Something is burning. You feel something crawling? That's right.

Oh, Miss Bone is here. You want to review a game with us, Miss Bone? No. No? that's all the loving I get usually you include a little tongue it's too hot for TV what she just did to me ladies and gentlemen it's too hot for TV right there this is supposed to be the greatest review of my life and it's been tainted no wetness there it's been tainted about to miss bone her real quick give me five minutes Greg

No I want to be able to kind of ump up the game and just give it a little more pop something that makes it stand out something that makes it look like i wonder oh my god it worked this is amazing and hopefully this effect looks good in post otherwise i'm just completely wasting my time trying to pull off this effect i'm hoping it looks good. We'll see. We'll see. He who summons me, what dost thou want? I want to really improve the lighting on this game. I want... Penn Stadium Fusions. You cannot handle so much power. This game is already beautiful as it is. Why on earth would you want this You need to be enhanced!

One cannot handle it! That's a chance I'm willing to take! I'm- I'm- I don't know about you guys, but I'm willing to take that chance! If you can get me a set of Penn State infusions,

I will show people how to mount these things on this game, and what it can do. Let it be done! No way.

I'll be damned. Ooh, nice organ You know it makes me wanna I'll kick my heels up and I'll throw my hands up and I'll throw my head back and I'll come on now Don't forget to say you will Don't forget to say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Say you will Say it right now, baby Say you will Come on, baby Say you will Say it right now Ox, Ox, Ox, Oxwell Oxwell, Oxwell, Oxwell 40 No way I do believe this Aquan Aquan buddy Aquan buddy That right Billy Billy Billy You remember Billy Rosewood Billy I remember you do you remember of course that was the one with the third one I love the third one because that was my in the first wheel that was action man if you guys haven't seen Beverly Hills Wonder World what was the dance That's what he make him do. The okey-dokey shuffle. Okey-dokey, okey-dokey. Okey-dokey, okey-dokey, dokey-dokey-dokey. That's not right. He's like, that ain't the okey shuffle.

Oh, you little motherfucking okey-daisy. Yeah. So stupid that we know the third sequel. Oh, but it's so good. Oh, my God. that call out just encompasses what it is it's repeatable yes I did it I'll do it again I didn't do it again but you know what I'm going to get it over and I'll do it I'm going to do it it's aggressive and sexual at the same time it's a repeatable little fingers again that's a boner game right there That's a boner game. Certified SDT and boner game. That's a boner game. Certified boner just for you. Oh, man. The dinosaurs right now. Dinosaurs eating hot dogs. With his little hand. Jesus, right? How does a T-Rex eat a little hot dog? Huh? Kind of look like Greg Bones. Has another T-Rex hold it for him? Look like Greg Bones' mom on a weekend.

She got them little arms but little hot dogs. If it's a shorty's hot dog, then she's holding Zach. Oh, that's good, too. Good evening, Pimmo community! What is happening, everybody? My name is Zach, and this is... Greg.

That's the best part, is when it's over. But it's whatever. I have no ill will towards them. Especially that beautiful man named Greg. My mind's telling me no. But my body, my body's telling me I hurt So yeah, whatever guys, congrats on your 100 episodes. Straight down the middle pinball, yeah. A.K.A. Greg and Zach, yeah. A.K.A. S.D.T.M. A.K.A. the greatest tag team in pinball today, yeah. Hey Greg. Hi Walt. Don't make it bad. It's never bad. Take this sad song and make it better. It's already better. Remember to let her into your skin. That's not right. She's always under my skin, friend. When you begin to make it better, better, better, better, better, better.

You had it off with a bopper knife Straight down the metal You had a flame