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Spooky Pinball Evil Dead Launch Party: Round 5 Qualifying. Streamed from The Flipper Room.

DRI374·video·19m 38s·analyzed·Sep 22, 2025

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Evil Dead pinball machine gameplay audio from Spooky launch event; not industry content.

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Content provided is gameplay audio and voice lines from Spooky Pinball's Evil Dead pinball machine during a launch party event at The Flipper Room, not an industry discussion or interview. The transcript consists of in-game callouts, character dialogue, and mechanical sound effects from active gameplay.

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[Music] You're going to die. [Music] Those [Music] shells, baby.

Let's go. [Music] Can't believe I'm saying this, but get to the cabin. You start a mode. I feel like shooting fun.

Joy [Music] City ready. [Music] Fire. Oh, [Music] reload.

Man, I've really let myself go. Never snack after 6:00 p.m. Reload. And the jackpot. You ever wake up looking like this? Go back to sleep. Those three necklace shots on the right. See those? Get them. Boomstick jackpot. Looking a little worse for wear here. Uh, load more shells. Slap the action button. Reload. Reload. Double. Jackpot. Baby. Jackpot. Huh. I guess I really did peak in high school. That's right. Smash the neck shots. Join us. [Music] Reload. Reload. Double barrel jackpot. Reload. Double the barrel. Double the jack. Smash the neck with shots. [Music] Glad that's what. Let's get back to killing dead ice. Reload.

[Music] Reload. Hail to the jackpot king, baby. [Music]

Come on. Bash those shells, baby. [Music] Hey, can you say jackpot? I can. Jackpot. Reload. Jackpot. One by one, we will take you. One by one, we will take you. Reload.

They finally posted a video of [Music] loading though and I'm really sad. [Music] Watch out for the trees. Their bite is Watch out for the trees. Their bite is worse than their mark. See what I did there? Skill shot complete. Can't believe I'm saying this, but get to the cabin. Use your balls back, knucklehead. [Music]

Cabin lock is lit. Go in, but you know, knock yourself out. [Music] sugar

for you. [Music] Oh, you got a death wish, huh? You'll fit right in. You're supposed to hit the flashing You're supposed to hit the flashing shots.

It's only about saying this, but get to the cabin. Hey, now lock is lit. Me. Hey. Hey, buddy. Take it easy on my game. Back off. Back off. Get your ass back here, buddy. Come on. Careful. That book will screw with your head. I'm an expert. Trust me. Shoot some ramps so we can get on with it here. Hey, come on. Let's give them a taste of the 21st century. Let's cover all the centuries.

I feel the need for lead. I forgot they do better. Don't worry. I'll teach you everything I know about dead. And that's a lot. [Music]

Her [Music] torture will be endless. Her suffering eternal. Yeah, she's having a pretty bad night, Yeah, she's having a pretty bad night, too. Keep doing that, Ashley.

No center post. You don't have much. I'd give you a You don't have much. I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

[Music] You're like, "Oh, You're like, "Oh, there [Music] you [Applause] not yet. Don't mess with that book, sugar.

Oh, I'm not upset. Just disappointed. Really disappointed. [Music]

[Music] Hey there, sugar. I'm not done yet. [Music] I give you a nasty look, but you've already got one. [Music] Better luck next time.

[Music] Shoot the ramps. Any of them. All one blocked.

Breakups are never easy. All right, now make ramp shots to chain All right, now make ramp shots to chain up Linda.

Red shots attached the chains. Let's get this over with. Uh, I'm sorry. I thought I was dealing with an adult here. 10 seconds left. Oh, maybe I should have asked Linda if she was into this kind of thing first. [Music]

Ball two locked. All right, champ. Here we go. You're a lost.

Oh, I'm Well, we all die someday. May as well be not. [Music] in here. [Music]

Get your fingers itchy. Get more shells. Not yet. Look, there's only room for one [ __ ] here, and that [ __ ] is me. The shotgun ain't going to load itself. Get ready for a surprise. Get ready for a surprise. [Music] Don't worry, evil hands. I'll protect Don't worry, evil hands. I'll protect you from big fat ass ash.

This is what I get from sharing the spotlight. [Music] Folks, this is what I get for sharing Folks, this is what I get for sharing the spotlight.

[Music] Shut it off. Shut it off. Shut it off. Shut it off.

attack. [Music] I know. Wow, somebody on the wrong side of the cabin. [Music]

[Music] Hey, Ash. No, No, [Music] Oh, God's sake. Make up your mind.

For God's sake, can you make up your mind? One by one, we will take you. One by one, we will take you. Hello. 10 seconds left.

two blocked. You'll never be the same if you go in You'll never be the same if you go in there. But I don't want to get too dramatic. [Applause] You mean something more lighthearted You mean something more lighthearted like True Cronin? [Music]

[Music] Wow. Go ahead. Shoot the blue shot. [Music] Wait for it. Ready. Aim.

[ __ ] them up. Bullseye. Don't stop. Get moving. Shoot the blue shots. I dare you. You are

ashy. No ser. Reload. No ser. Reload. Go ahead, shoot the blue shots. Uh, 10 seconds left. Uh, 10 seconds left. Don't stop. 10 seconds left. Hey, careful. This thing's got more Hey, careful. This thing's got more parts than a Delta 88. We're just playing with our food.

Shoot the blues shots. I dare you. I'm getting woozy here. Stop touching that thing. I said stop touching it. [Music] [Applause]

Hey, you know how much? Zero balls. [Music] [ __ ] Player one, enter your name.

I wouldn't sign that without consulting my lawyer. All my friends are dead and I fought an army of evil beings.