Don't ever worry. Are these rechargeable? No, they are not. Hey, folks. We're just, uh... I thought I was playing alone tonight. Sorry, I'm a disembodied head. I'm in the other room getting a beer. Um, I thought I was playing alone tonight, but we have some guests showing up. So, we're going to give him a minute to hop on. There he is. Bring on the internet. Get it on. Get it on. J.D. What up? What the frick is up? So if I'm not mistaken, tonight's guest will be Gavin Miller. Actually, I'll bring up their lower thirds to see if we can... Dirty J, what's cracking, buddy? Okay. So our guests are probably going to be Gavin Miller and Chuck Jackson. Two really good pinball players. It's going to be good. I need to double check the terms of service, but my friends in the studio were saying that you're not able to show labels on the things you're drinking. I don't think that makes sense on Twitch. I don't know if that's right. But regardless, Metropolitan Brewing, this is a crankshaft and it is damn tasty. It is not Miller Lite. And that's all that matters. Yeah, I'm going to have to double check, Jaded. Honestly, I don't even, like, where the hell do you find that? Oh, right, right, right, right. No, that completely makes sense. Can't show labels and consider them sponsors. Oh, what is up? We're just taking a minute because I have some guests that are showing up, and they are running late like chumps. Like some chumps. So today is the last day of Ironman, and oh boy, we've got two really good players showing up to hopefully destroy the crap out of this game. Through the week, we've seen a couple of do or dies. We've seen a handful of Jerichos, a couple of super jackpots off of the warmonger here. So let's see if we can knock down this old dead flip grand champion. Hey, yo, K3V2, what is up? Really, Jada, that's weird. Because I think I see people put up sponsor links like that crap all the time. I don't know. We aren't sponsored by anybody. Sponsored by me. in my pocket cash. Just waiting on the guy to get into the studio. Just to give a quick recap to the people that are just now joining, our guests will be Gavin Miller, who owns the Dark Knight that he donated to us. so we could stream last week. The week before last, sorry. So he'll be here tonight. And then good old Chuck Jackson, former winner of the Papa's Tea Division in 2014, I believe. This guy is taller than I am, and I am 6'7". He is, he's a beast. And he's going to tear it up. Oh, weird. That's weird, Jaded. Well, we'll see. I did put in my application for partnership with Twitch. Just so we can get some freaking emotes and stuff like that going. But they don't really send you like a verification email or anything that they received it. So I might send it again. So I don't want subscriptions. I just want fun emojis. Fun emojis. Hey, I've been asking people, I need a list of really awesome places to play pinball in the United States. If you guys have favorites, message me on Twitter or even Twitch. I'll check Twitch. We're just trying to build a bigger collection of places for a little project we're doing. So far, we have a lot of great places in St. Louis, a lot of great places in Colorado. a lot of places in Portland a few Pittsburgh I think we'd like to find something in Texas so we'll see you know screw this I'm gonna play a practice game. Pinball Pete's in Ann Arbor, Michigan, huh? I have not been there, but Jack Benson, a guest who was on here, apparently worked there for a little bit. Pinball Pete's. I'll do the introduction and stuff like that once those guys get in here. I don't want to bore you guys with my stupid, kitschy sayings. Alright, here we go. Two mil. What does two mil mean? You're two million points away from the studio? Probably two minutes. Of everyone that is on this stream, these two guys can never be on time. I don't know what it is. I've been talking to Gavin since freaking 1 o'clock. And he's like, well, I've got to get up, put some clothes on. And now he's late. What a guy. Get a practice game in real quick. Collect drone targets. Backhand. Oh, yeah. No, Monger. I hate you. Oh, you used to live in Ann Arbor? I'd say 90% of my friends are from Michigan. I am Chicago born and raised. Nick Campbell, the guy that's on here with me all the time, he's from Michigan. I forget where, but he just bought a house in South Haven. But lives here in the city as well because he's able to do that. Oh, and just a heads up, once we get started, I do have a thing I have to go to tonight, so I will not be partaking in the drinking aspect of the Iron Man playing. Dude, K3, that's awesome. an in-person Iron Man tutorial. Good grief. I'd like to see that too, because I just want to see people get frustrated while trying to teach this game to somebody and then watch people try to practice on this. It's just a punishing game, man. Sell Iron Man for fast storage. Especially if you're not paying attention. And that's how the night's going to go. Pinball's Arcade in Austin, Texas, huh? I'll have to check that out. K3, we would love to also get out to New York and play some pinball there, man. You've got to hit us up with some cool places. I know, I think they have an Emporium out there, don't they? Or, I'm sorry, a Barcade. I think it's called Barcade. And then, obviously, Modern Pinball. Where are these freaking jerks? Hello? Screw it. Let's keep going. Let's try to get a GC on this before they walk in. Go from Anger right away. I meant bogey. Sharks. Do what I say. Breaking dead. What's up, buddy? You want three tips to beat... Isn't that your son? Three tips to beat your son at pinball. One, depending on how old he is, ground him. Two, practice your flipper skills. Don't flip both flippers at the same time. Trust your dead flips, your bounce passes. And three, you know. I don't know. Noogies, I think, work pretty well, too. I don't give them any tips. No serious tips. Man, I want to play in a tournament in New York. Is it IPA? I mean, yeah, for Whopper Points. Shit. Donate to kids. I can't believe I just did that. I wanted to start my bogeys first, and I didn't. Also, this multiball has, like, zero ball save. See? Already over. I don't need my own head. Uh, gross. Oh, it's the Flip-Off Hunger Tournament. That's awesome, man. Get the... Phone ring? You guys should bring a laptop and a webcam and stream that tomorrow. If you want instructions on how to do that, I'd gladly write you something. Oh, F you. All right, here we go. They might be here. And then we can get the show started. On my way up. Take your time. Take your time. Take your time. The Illinois Department of Employment Security. Throw it in the box. so Gavin's on his way up Chuck will be here in a minute and then we will get this a rolling you have a camera rig but no streaming hookup um you mean like an internet connection because you can get internet anywhere man Oh. Well, well, well. How are you doing, buddy? All right. Heart noise? Guess who else is late and also coming? Okay, yeah. Chuck Jackson. Chuck Jackson. But no Nick today? Nick is in Mexico. That means no Nick today. Yeah. Is that a good thing? I think it's a good thing. I was playing Shaka on this game last night. Uh-oh. Oh. We don't have any hot jams playing. Just because if you have music playing too loud, they just mute your videos. Yeah, everyone, no one really showed up for today. So, here we are. You know, I kind of, I kind of, I'm in sync myself. Yep. There was a, all I did today was argue with a client about an invoice I sent that they feel is way too much money. But, you get what you pay for. Jack Daniels. You've got to be kidding me. I was talking with a customer, her name is called, she had a raster screen Star Wars game. A raster screen Star Wars game? Yeah, like the raster is close to the XYZ. Yeah. 99% of all games may have a raster. If you have a raster Star Wars game, turn the shut-eye on the setting of players in 1997. It's always now. It's our everyone. That's not raster. That's not raster. He just really likes that word. I guess. It's raster. Oh. Right, but I want to stack these. That was dirty, but I lived. Oh, I hate you so much. God. Friggin' dirty. I just wanted to stack you guys. Oh great. Pizza Hut. Bomb camp. Oh, come on up, bud. Chuck. Alright, shoot for it. Get the monger up. That didn't go well. Oh. Frick. All right, we're backhanding this guy. Wait, do we have bogeys going? Oh, we do. Collecting bogeys. Oh, baby. Who wants a baby? Add more time. Add more time. No, add more time. No. Yeah, I know. I'm trying to add. Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Split, flip, or do or die, folks. You saw it here first. There we go. My man. My man. That add-a-ball, though. Get up there. Get up there. Yeah, help each other up there, Ryan. How many? I'm trying to light up old Ding Dong there. Oh, I thought I had that backhand. Jericho, baby. It's ready. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I love you, I love you, I love you. Go. Oh, you prick. We got this. I'm a play. Put it up there. Oh, my God. Oh, it's Chuck. How you doing, buddy? Good. Thanks, man. Really good. Yes, flip flipper almost to Jericho. Yeah, try. Try. Flip flipper. Good to see you again. How are you? All right. How are we doing? Playing this thing. How'd you start? Pretty much. Where were you guys playing this last night? It was Thomas Tenders and Sherville and Deanna. Tyler's Tenders like chicken tenders like chicken tenders what oh like a toy train dude that's hilarious we're going to leave this open because it might get a little warm in here. I don't think it'll disrupt any of the employees. Turn the heat down. Sorry, let me shut off the lights. That was the first one I went to do some play-doh. Usually it's packed. What, here? People. Completely empty. Even the Lego people are gone. The Lego people. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome to Dead Flip Pinball. It's a very quiet day at the office today, but we do have guests. We have Gavin Miller's back. All right. He's the gentleman that donated temporarily the Dark Knight. And Chuck Jackson's here. Oh. Scoping out some ghost noises that are happening behind us. I'm Jack Danger, as always. You know, whatever. So we're going to do the old 2-1-0. Okay. You know what I'm saying? Like two points for... Yeah. And the first to 11 kind of thing? 11 might take a while. Okay, that's true. I think we'll play like four games and then see who's up. That's the highest score. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, which I guess makes the most sense. Yeah, and then a tiebreaker. And then a tiebreaker. Yes, there's it. Because there probably will be. Death masks, thanks for coming, buddy. Let me put the rules on the screen here. What's the new fancy core pad? Oh, yo, I'm going to show you what's up with that. Is that just the handler? I did some Apple scripting programming so that we... Well, I'll show you. Okay. All right, rules. Turn the rules on. Chuck, how you been? I'm good. Had a good night last night. Good night tonight. You had a good night last night? Pretty much, yeah. We weren't on the same team. Oh, yeah. We played a great level. It was a good night last night. Was it IFPA stuff? It's just the second season. So you do it like every Thursday except the first Thursday of the month. They do it for a six-month run. And you accumulate points towards it. And at the end, they seed you for points. And you go A Division, B Division, C Division if there's a bunch of seed. That's right. And then you have your playoffs. Cool. Check this out. You do get IPA points. If Gavin's stepping up to the plate, I just hit Gavin, and your name pops up. Ah. And then you can just tap it, and it goes away. Nice photo. Oh, yeah, hold on. Let's bring that back up again. I just grabbed the cleanest photos I can find. Chuck's wearing a party hat in his, though. Yeah, yeah, exactly. All right. We will get this thing going here. How do we decide who goes first? Hike? Sounds good to me. Go for it, Chuck. Aw, gross. Thanks for coming, everybody. Everyone's finally here. That's good because the email saying we go live usually doesn't go out until 25 minutes after we go live anyway I don't know what he's doing in Mexico I think it's cartel stuff Like he's designing logos for the cartel I don't know. What a job that would be. I animate commercials first. And a tilt at that. My man. Practice? Mm-hmm. So that's Gavin. I'm glad that button worked. I'm not sure why I hit that. Please hit the... Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's my sad photo. Really hard. Yep. Because it's pressure sensitive, you've got to be safe that you don't hit it too many times accidentally because you will make the whole stream go black. It's very unfortunate. Oh, that's tall. Who's salt? What's going on? Oh, right. That tilt. Alright, so we want to get Monger up before we do anything. I ain't going to do it. Okay. Okay. Monger. Then we get him out of the way. Oh, shark. That's what I get for trying to catch it. This is a very hungry, draining game. Yeah, no kidding. Wait, what is that green alien? Man, I want emojis for our screen. So you can have them pop up on the picture? Yeah. I just want all sorts of stupid little graphics. Mm-hmm. Oh, brother. What do you got going on tonight, Chuck? The killing time? Well, 26 minutes late is not terrible, I have to say. It's not terrible. Oh, it's like 10 to 4. Brain slug. Oh. from Q-Tron. Wow, that just powered you out. Monger and Multiball. You know, I never got into that Slash of Clans stuff. I think Chuck plays that. I played that once before. Yeah. I'm more into Greed for Glory. Greed for Glory? Greed for Glory. Look it up, folks. It all started with enemy lines. Oh, no, not again. Yeah, that's all right, folks. I know. I thought you were going to give it an anger tilt. Oh, Bob. Alright, so we'll continue to keep up the monger here. Hurry and drain. Oh my god. I hate when it does that, where it's like down in there and just hanging out too long A little bit This looks like a good way to go Alright I just go Yeah, I never got into those games. That's a strategy game, right? You're not at all about strategy. No, I hate that stuff. I'm losing fast. You need to build your army. You need to research that. Sure. Like, you ever play Starcraft? Yeah. I bet you'd like that if you were a big computer demon guy. It's essentially the same thing, but it's all on the fly, brand new every time you play against someone else. So you have to build your base and your team up really quick to attack each other. It's pretty cool. Oh, right. That's awesome. Wait, why did he come up and then go back down? Sorry, buddy. Do you like the Avengers table? The answer is an absolute no. Not really. It has potential of being really good, and it's just like, oh, this is close enough. Yeah. That cuts off a little bit. No one will know this. We've talked about a whole lot of those when we were playing. Yeah, I bet. A lot of service files. Wow. So, just so you know, that mic picks you up when you're at the game, so you can, like, talk and explain what's going on and blah, blah, blah. I think I was doing a little bit of that. Oh, yeah. No, I heard it. I heard it. And that's what's great about that, because we can bullshit over here. I can bullshit like that. Mm-hmm. Boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a... Truck's got a multiball. That is a multiple falls turn-in game. Oh, great. You get to race the guy. That went well. My favorite quote on this game. Death Mask. Favorite table. For me, it's ACDC. Absolutely. Close second. I guess there is no close second. There's a lot of seconds. Like, I would love a Stargazer. Absolutely. But also, like, you know, Metallica's fun. I completely despised that game when it first came out, but, like, the code made it better. Oh, absolutely. Nice day. Sure, I don't know. And obviously there's like Adam's Family, which everyone loves and all that fun stuff. No, not everyone. Not everyone? Yeah, this is a guy that does. Chuck don't like Adam's Family? I don't like Adam's Family. Put this burger here and there. Star Trek and World Poker? World Poker 2. Really? Okay. I find that game to be... I thought Star Trek got a World Poker 2. What is this? I played it last night. World Poker 2. You got an old-school demolition man, a night rider. A night rider, huh? A night rider, man. A lot of sombreros. Three-starred New Williams. He won an old school ballet. And the operator of the tournament is there, too. They won an old school ballet. Yeah. It's all the state won as well. All right, this is ridiculous what's happening right now. Thank you, finally. You got a hit on him. You superseded all of us in this one. You got a hit on him. Well, first you got a hit on him. Liv. Can you take my face off of the internet, please? If I could feel it looming. All right. Will he do it, folks? Will he do it? Will he do it? Will he do it? The answer is probably no. He's really sweating it, folks. He's going to drink. No. There's a whole lot of post up there. No. Oh, my God. What is happening right now? Okay. Okay. That was a really good shot. All right. Oh, you son of a. Hurry. There you go. All right. Thank you. Holy farts. That was. That was easy. I'm no longer completed fighting. Fine. Get out of here. No one wants you. In the lead. In the lead. Not by much. Oh. Hey. Time to ramp out. Time to ramp out. Now that the monger's out of the way. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Yep. The drain magnets have activated. You're wasting my time. Come on. Well, now I'm wasting my own time. Oh, my God. I'm the worst pinball player. Oh, thank you. Who wants a baby? All right. You can spend time. Yelling it doesn't give it to you. All right. Here we go. Two, one. Get it. No. Oh, well. That's fine. Everything. Everything. I just want to hit that same shot. Thank you. All right. Nope. Quit. Why did I do that? That was the dumbest thing. I gave it to the, oh my God, my life. The Mamuka. Thank you, Chuck. Rocknear, thanks for coming, buddy. That is a valiant effort there. I've got to double my score and a little change. You got it. All my progress is right back to the start. Just click the buttons. This is an eat the ball and play. And score a lot of points. Click the clickers. Iron Man's a bit of a jerk and the first day we played this people were draining so poorly because we had no ball save that we gave it a few extra seconds no that was just Nick and I on the day we were playing it we were like this is not going to be interesting for anyone We're going to play like 40 games in an evening. He did really well. You know, they all sort of just start to blend together. And it's not going to fall off. Ooh. That's a little late. Ooh. That's all. Hold on. Let me see if I not did. Ba-boom. There's that song. All right, so that's two for Mr. Danger. One for Gavarino. Keeping that good. So, winners go first here in the Bomb Camp studio. Round two. Or Dead Flip or whatever the crap you want to call us. And who's got to start us off? Yeah, Danger. That'd be that guy. Saddest dude on the internet. Soon, trading cards available. Yes. Man, that would be great, wouldn't it? All right. Yep. They're still making those, too. Funny, I saw one for Zach Sharp. Collision player. I saw one for a lady who, I forget her name, but she's from, like, She's from Northern Europe, like the Scandinavian countries. I play with her in Pinbird and Interceptions. Ooh. I play with her. She's super nice. I remember her name. Fierce Cabral. She's got a trading card. Yeah, I want one. Wait, who makes that? Twin Galaxy? The next Twin Galaxy. Yo, Jack Danger, trading card. Hook it up. Don't make me make my own. Because I will and have the capabilities of making my own. And I'll just start. Putting it in everyone's deck. Where the hell did this thing come from? It's got like a $5 bill tape to it. Like this card more than all others. Here, snobbery. Thanks for coming, buddy. Yeah. I figured I'd bring the warlock. Yeah. What is... I don't think I've had that before. What is here? It's just a... It's like a pumpkin, but instead they make it a stout. Ooh. Yeah, beer talk. I'm drinking a crankshaft, and if you would like one, there's some in the fridge. It's just sugar water. Alright, so we're one shot away from getting the monger up, so we'll get him going. Catch it, and drink. Every time I try to live catch on this thing, right out of the gate. I don't care what flipper I try it on. Right on. Jack Danger bobblehead. I'll take one. Coltac, make that. Prototype it. There you go, bud. Isn't that great? God, it's so good. You need other effects to go along with it, too. We did have sound effects. It was like everyone out of the pool. And like stupid stuff like that. The slide whistle. Oh, yeah. But that would get abused. Towards the end of the stream when everyone is all liquored up. You hear the old DJ party horn way too many times? Bow. Bow, bow. Yeah, that was my phone, too. The party horn. So it looks like Gavin's going for bogeys. What the flippin' That was a statement, man. I had two of those last night on... That's my signature move. It's like shaking the life out of it to bring him back up. Walk it out. But I haven't been able to do it on Iron Man yet. Walk it out. Walk it out. Cosby kids dropped off at the pool. What if they weren't at Cosby's place? All right, looks like I'm on the next one. Oh, gross. Isn't there a song by Chase that you're calling War Machine? I think there's a... What's that dude's name from Black Sabbath? Oh, yeah, there is that one. But there's Iron Man. Oh. Oh, War Machine. War Machine. There's War Machine. War Machine. Oh, yeah. War Machine by ACDC? Yeah. War Machine. Yeah. Whoa, machine. Just clip his knee, folks, and tilt the game over. How do you get away with that one? You just got to do it slow. I'm telling you, man, slow and steady. Let me let that breathe for a second. Ooh. So three more hits. Let's just try to clip him. Nope, that was a crotch shot. I screwed up. That was a miss. That was another miss. What the hell am I doing? Get. All right, I'm playing way too fast to lose here, folks. All right, we have fast scoring going also. And that's mark one for. Oh, wait, I got to hit the loop. What the hell am I doing? Next song. Song load? I just shit the bed on that. That went well. That went well. That did not go well. There you go. Here we go. A little warm. I just, I started Monger, said hi to him, and then let him go back home. So now we're going to ramp up. Oh, I give up. This is not doing anything I want. That. That. Fast posting. Give me everything. I want that. No! Why are you going in? Warm it up, Chris. I'm the worst. I'm the worst. Thanks again for coming, everybody. We have Gavin Miller and Chuck Jackson with us today. There's an actual radio tuner down there? Yeah, you look up on the shoes and you get the launch button change between studio version and live version. What? That's crazy. So, yeah, I occasionally turn it on when I'm doing service calls at a place. Yeah, that's rad. So you can listen to songs as opposed to just nothing. Well, I'm just saving the video so it doesn't get the audio muted. But we're not really teaching anything here today, folks. It's a lesson on patience and anger management. Yeah! A little fast scoring. Mm-hmm. Nope. Nice. So the clip approach I find, actually there is no safe way to hit. I find that the tire is banked into him. Is that negative for him? Yeah. Once that comes into play, all bets are off. All bets are off. Because you don't know what's going to happen. Good shove. up. So Chuck's ramping out. He's got one shot to get War Machine up. I mean, I'm sorry, War Monger. Iron Monger. Iron Monger. Monger, as we like to call him, because we're stupid. Chuck's hitting a little bit of everything, which is pretty incredible. There you go. He's got the mantra. And that hit didn't count. That hit did. Oh. Oh. Wow. Oh, geez. And then just, yes, loop out. I mean, oh, no. Cheap shot. War Machine. Cheap shot. Cheap shot. All right. So, is this ball three? This is ball three. So, okay. I have War Machine lit. I have not done my bows. Crap, I haven't done anything in this game. I do have three marks, though. You do have about trucks in my store combined right now. So, I think I'm going to go right for War Machine because I'm nervous. Otherwise, I would just get my bogeys, then hit War Machine, and then just start racking up points. But I don't trust myself to make it all the way there. So if I hit War Machine again, I'll get an Atta Ball, an Atta Burl. But I can light up with Lash while I'm in this mode. Well, first off, let's hit. There you go. Are you sure? Oh, please. One hit to freaking Diplash. Smack him. Yeah. Just in time. Can you hit something? Nothing? No one? Yeah, add a ball. 3x bonus multiplier. Yeah, they keep hitting that strap. The post set score. Yeah, get a tron up in here. God, I cannot get my hands on this palm. Let me hold one. Thank you. That's all I wanted. That's a great question. Let's hit him. Sir, yes, sir. All right, so what am I missing here? What am I missing here to get my next tomorrow? Ten jackpots left. Oh, that would have been sexy. What did that do for me? What did it say on the screen? All right, well, let's hold that ball because I need Jericho. I don't know what I need. Is it bogeys? Did I do bogeys yet? Let's try ramping out and see. Don't you even think about it, buddy. All right. Okay. Hit the ramp. That's right there. Oh, my God. My life. Flipping like a nervous wreck, folks. Still an impressive amount of points on there. Thank you, brother. You have $14 million on one ball. Gavin. Exactly, right? And they will take. Let's see. Just one ball, folks. That's all you need. Lance Armstrong. Ask me about it. Okay, okay. All right, he's got Nonder multiball, and he's back, and he's got four more hits before he can go for the jackpot. Two more. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no. The time. The timer. Go. It gives you just enough time. But they already showed his face. It's over. But his war machine's lit. Bring it home, Judd. Bring it up the rear. You got this, buddy. For Monjer. Oh, God, what's happening? Yeah, yo, you're welcome. We're just handing ball saves out. Oh. Perfect dart. That's a perfect dart. You've never checked into... My man. Chuck, you got this, buddy. So, Jack wins again. 4-2-0. 4-2-0. It's over. I can't. There we go. It's very possible. It is very possible. All right, I'll start us off again. What's the pattern here? What, going first? Yeah, what's doing the way you're playing? Oh, my God. I've got to turn that shit off, right? In the microphone. Party! That's ridiculous. All right, here we go. It's a party. Don't do it. All right. Monger. Missed it. Monger. Missed it. Oh, my God. Piece of crap. Is that your lowest one-ball score yet? Sir, yes, sir. Wow, 655. I'm the best. You know what I need? Another beer. I said I wasn't going to drink, but now that I'm playing pinball. I know what's the problem with your plan. The alcohol gives him power. Be careful. Drink some beer. I need those extra boys. Thanks for doing that, bud. Oh, you hit it a few too many times. It will go. So it's pressure sensitive, so it will read your finger brushing it. So you just need to get in and get out when you hit it. Sorry about that flashing, folks. You're not stroking out. Okay. It just launched my ball for me. What? It certainly did not. Yeah, some of their switch on the play field scored. The melody of the play field was like, I'm in the trough. I don't belong there. Crap. Does that mean it's theft? One of those little anomalies. Oh, look who's coming to the party. Just got to get your hands off of it, man. You're scaring me there, Dave. Just got to get your hands off it. All right, so we got bogey. So what we're going to want to do is light up War Machine. Oh, you could have fell in there. That would have been... You just ruined my life. My goodness. Stream, what the hell is going on? You're all quiet. I miss you guys. Don't leave me alone with these dudes. Hehehe. Fast story. Bruh. No! I need to go properly record, re-record that so it's loud and awesome. Because I just did that really quick on my iPhone as a test. But it's such a procedure to go back and forth that I didn't change it. Danger shout-outs all night. Oh, man. That was Chuck Jackson, everybody. Let's put his name away. Alright. We're where we were before, folks. I got War Machine lit. I could go for bogeys, but I don't trust myself to do that. And Monger is two hits away from coming up. So we're going to start War Machine. Get the Monger up. Use War Machine to beat up Monger. Get that multiball going. And then see what goes. Yeah? Yeah, that sounds about right. Good luck, Jack. Thanks, Jack. No good? Oh, God, I wanted a lucky bounce there so bad. Well, that's going to make my shot to one machine a little more difficult. Oh. Alright, then use this to beat up old Ding Dong here. That is interesting. I never thought of it that way. So War Machine's mixable with either Monger or Whiplash. Yeah, I've done Whiplash many times. Yeah, and it works out really well for Monger and Bogie. So now I want to beat up this guy. Get my edible. Oh, my God. No. But my... Okay. It would have been great for... Just in time. Just in time. Another one for good measure. One ball, folks. Sorry, I keep leaving my name up there too long. I don't know. You got a Stucky Ball as well. Yeah, we're going to let that pop itself out. It's going to launch it right down the middle. But I don't trust hitting it. It's right on the, oh, it's a little to this side. Okay, so the post is just a little to your eye, I think. Boop. Here we go. Yay. Get rid of it. All right. Here we go. So we're going to ramp out here, folks. Oh I already did it once Well Monger ready again Oh my god okay I got stuck again Yeah, keep going. Super Pop completed. Dang, I ain't never done that before. Boop. Aw. Boop. Again, making the noise does not mean you get a shot. Crap, two shots away from another multiball. Man, consistently 18, 19, 20. Third ball is a game-breaker. Gavoin Milwar. I believe it's how you pronounce his name. There you go. That's a good place to be. Ooh, Lazarus, too. Even though Paul's going on. He's going to just let that one go and get it back right up to the popper first. Come on, I need to hit something. There you go. Time extended. Best scoring all day. Yeah, I can see it. Now he comes up and he's going to go right back down. Oh, no. A little cross-cross just to say, you better remember me. All right, fine. Since we got that going. Drone max, unfortunately. One more drone. Chippa, chippa, chippa, chippa. Drone in. Get out of there. Topped jackpot grows to 100,000. He's two more shots away from bringing Monger up again. Rocknear, the two machines that are going to be on the list are Getaway and Twilight Zone. Brad Smith said that he wanted to donate one of his games to the stream, so we might throw one of his names into the mix, too. I think he wants to keep his road show at his house, but maybe donate like a Indy 500 or Globetrotters or X-Men, I think he said. He'd probably have to. Dude, you were coming for it. I was. I was. A massang. Except a few other machines on that. Swap the Batman off. Hey, I'm just kidding. And then I have a few other ones sitting on that are in my way. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. It's all for charity. Donate to kids. And kids. And kids. You know what's happening? There hasn't been a lot of swearing. Oh, well. No, it's a good time. Whatever. There hasn't been a lot of swearing going on. All right. Let's do this. There you go. So you know you need a fourth game. You know what I mean? 6-3-0. Where are we playing, Jim? Until Chuck wins, I guess. Until Chuck wins. We will play pinball for 30 to 40 more minutes. And we'll do a time-based thing. We'll just call it that. Yeah, you ready? How many points can you get in 45 minutes? Now it's going to become Operation Beat Jack. Donate to the stream means borrow in this context, right? Yes, that is correct. No one's giving us pinball machines. No. Definitely not. Definitely not. Let me make sure that's clear. Definitely not. Not keeping game. All right, let's keep this train rolling. Type in my secret code. Up, up, down, down. All right, there we go. You're the best. Yo, I want to hear that. I want to hear that song right now. You're the best. Doug Esposito? Oh my god, hung up on the spinner there. That was crazy. Joey Esposito. Oh. I can never hit that. Oh my god, what did I do? Right there. Joe Esposito. I'm a dummy. Dangerous feeling Gavin's machine. There you go, dude. Play yourself out. You're the best. Don't train while this is going on. You're going to feel real bad. Right? Like, who is he singing about, sir, and if it's not me? All right. Get the Dave collar. A little steak, a steak, a steak right there. Oh, it's the karaoke version, so it's not even him. I was going to say, it sounded a little... A little too rocky. Yeah. Yeah, not as cheesy as I was hoping. Stealing games. Harder, sure. The, uh, oh, the lace fell off. I don't know what happened. Play it on the ground. Yeah, man, Star Trek's fun. It's a bit of a punisher, too. And with the new code on it, it's got its own little deep set of rules there. Logan Hardware? Logan Hardware has one of probably the most souped-up ones I've seen. The one at Emporium is playable. True. Funny, yeah. No! Wait, we streamed at Star Trek? Oh, during the charity thing. That's right. And those of you who are interested in playing pinball but don't think it's good enough for a league, There's a pinball league that started two weeks ago at Logan Hardware for novices. It's every Tuesday night. Every Tuesday night at Logan Arcade. Yeah. Yeah, that's awesome. It's not IFPA ranking, but it's more social. Oh, one more drone. Yo. Nice ball. Dude, nice ball. I'll take that one. It's simply because you're the best. That's what I'm saying. Rocknear, the whole point of the game currently is timing out the modes, but you'll be there for like half an hour. Oh, on Star Trek? Yeah. Some of them are shot-based modes, aren't they? Everything, so what you do is you sit there, you hold it, and when it times out and it's like one hit to end it to go to your next one, you just make that one shot and then move on to your next mode. I just remember the things I'm telling me. You're not going to get beamed up until you destroy that drill. And he's just like, well, I'm pretty sure I don't have to destroy that barrel. I hear what you're saying. Ooh, nice shake, Chuck. Chuck's one way from bogeys. Cinderella story here, folks. Rock near, yeah, because if you watch the Chicago Pinball Expo, the finals, it's all timing out Star Trek. The whole thing. And it was boring as frick to watch. I don't like that kind of play, but... What's his name? What's his name, Jorian, or Jor... Is it Jorian? Yeah, he sat there, just... Okay. Next mode, just like sitting there, like, waving at people going by. Yeah, good web TVs. Not how to cheat at pinball. Just kidding. As long as you're not tilting, you're fine. Fast and quick. My man. My man. Not bad. All right, here we go. Fast and quick is my milting. They are nasty. We're in a bit of a deficit hole here. But Monger's ready and Whiplash is ready. And you cannot stack the two. So I will bring up Monger because Whiplash is worth zero points. Thanks for coming, bud. Yep. Isn't that great? Big train. Big train. Big bad train. Big train. The ball stocks on Jorian's games were funny. Yeah, they were, man. God. People were watching that. I love watching that stuff, but Star Trek? Boring. They need to fix that stuff because it is terribly boring. If I was playing him, I'd probably speak up that it was terribly boring by throwing stuff. Wait, isn't there a rule about holding on to a ball for too long because you have to make progress on a game? Something like that, yeah. Huh. You know what? We're going to... Yeah, we're going to... You know what? It's time to get anal about stuff. Oh, screw that. I'm going to try a Jack's nothing here. That wasn't good enough right there. You have to start... I have to start draining? War machine first. Okay. Can I raise up the monger and then? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I thought you were going for whiplash. Yeah, I was going to start war machine. Yeah, monger and war machine. Yep. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Oh, masterfully done. Well, crap. Thank you. Thank you again. Thank you one more time. And hurry up. He's a fierce tiger. He's an animal. A little too late. Oh, my God. No, he was trying to stack War Machine with Ironmonger. He didn't stack it, though. I didn't hit Ironmonger enough times. Ah! Oh, thank God. Whoa, the Lazarus. So we're looking for three more shots of the Monger, two more, one more. All right, now his jackpot's ready. Little baby flip action there. The pressure of having a jackpot sitting there while you're trying to manage a multiball. Nailed it. The boos get saved for the bears. Rocknear, if you were in a tournament and someone just saved, that is a DQ on his part. You should have been disqualified. I didn't just save it. No, the guy in the chat said his first tournament he went to, some guy just saved during his match. Oh yeah, it's an IFPA selection match or even a Papa match. Yep, if that was for Whopper points, man, that's a disqualification. Oh, come on. You're a little bit bossy to do that. Yo, what the frick, dude? I'm going to have to pull out like a do or die or something. I was wondering about that, because like in Pinbird, there's a game there that I have in my own collection, and I know the rules to play. I was wondering if you could like do a fan back again to prevent draining as quickly. Oh, yeah. So that you're not doing the full bang back. You just sort of... Yeah, well, you do it just so instead of going to the hole, it goes around it and stalls for a second. So that way, like if it's a bonus session, it depends on how you're planning when you drain. Yeah. You can pick up a bigger bonus. I don't know. Chuck, you have War Machine waiting for you. Yes, I know. I can't get a bounce. You know what I have waiting for me? I have nothing lit. I have nothing lit. I got a Ding Dong Jones up here and nothing else is lit. So what I'm going to do is blah, blah, blah, play the game. Here we go, high score. Nope, that sucks. Why did you do that? All right. Any mongers scared me, actually. Oh, God. Ooh, baby flip. Two more hits. Let's hope that magnet helps us out. You. Hold on. Yeah, lifting the front of the game is not the way to play it. All right. I do have some special licks. Chuck, I took a zero for you, buddy. Thanks. I appreciate it. I got one. Yeah. Yeah, Rockman, that's bullshit. If that was IPA and that dude's the best saving, that's a no-no. I'm a pretty cool guy about people messing around, but if you're blatantly breaking the rules like that, I have no problem marking. Keep that in mind the next time you go to a use case. Yep. Make sure you point it out right away. Yep. There's no shame in pointing that crap out, man. We have the rules directly listed on the IFPA. Yep. So you can go out there and refer. Hold it up on your phone and point right at it. I guess this guy. He's worth, he has like zero ball saver, so. Okay. So the second you drain that ball, the ball's gone. As I turn, let's see what happens. I really wanted to start bogey, but now I'm double scoring. Well, I guess I can do it. Oh, no. He's got, can he do it? Jericho. Oh, Jericho's lit. Yeah. That's a better shot. That's a more, it's a more expensive shot. Oh, God, what's happening? twice he's just like licked the inside of that plane. Oh, that's a time down. Jericho. I'll get the chip here. Bring that up one more time. Now let's see if he can complete it. Yeah. No. How the fuck did you get a special? Donate to kids. Sorry. Kids are special. Kids are special. How the effing ass did you get a effing do that? Nice. Laugh. I heard some wood chipping. I run that. What's he going for? Don't come on here. Oh! And Monger says, get the fuck out. That was sexy. Just slingshot, man. That was awesome. All right. Chuck has a chance here. He's got War Machine lit. And Monger. So he can do the same thing that Gavin did by mixing the two. Oh, he didn't know how to score it. Yeah. Oh, there goes a lot of time. So he tried to post-pass there, but he got a little slingshot action. Oh. All the slingshot action. Chuck, you beat me with seven million points. Yeah. Yeah. I'm on the board. Damn it, Gavin's on the board. Oh, I still got three? I changed mine all to ten. What? We don't know how to own pinball machines. Come on, I can't trans-hockey. The keys are in it. Put it in there. Gab flip? Gab flip? Gab flip. All right. That's pretty good. So Gavin has five. Damn. Chuck has one. I have one. Chuck, you're still in this, man. I'm coming back up. All right, let's do this. Guess who gets to go last? This guy. Oh. You've seen it here first, folks. This is where Gavin puts in his cheat code. HSDT stands for his standard time cheat. You go first Gavin. Yeah that's true, I didn't start this one on it. Put your own name on it. Who starts this one on it? Gavin Miller. Yep. Yep. Nicely done. That's only getting his first beer. Yeah, this is the first one today. First beer, three times the size of a normal beer. It's only 22 ounces at 10.7% or something. Child's play. Yeah. You know what my problem is with this stream? We do this 2-1-0 stuff all the time. And if we would cap it at a three-game limit, four-game limit, I'd win every freaking show that we do. And then slowly, the old sasparilla starts flowing through my veins. I can't tell if I'm getting better or worse. A little bit of quick flash in Iron Man now. Yeah, there you go. Gavin's already rocking the two mil. He's got shit last year. A little bit of quick flash with Fast and the Gore, eh? Well, that's something. Up in the pops is where you want to be. And rocking that spin wire. No! He still made some good money off of that, and they're still handing you jackpots. And there's Monger, so he still has fast scoring going. Now Monger's up. Going to do a little... Nice. Two more hits to Manger and you should be into multivol again. Jaden, we are playing until blah blah, I don't know. The Amonagimps are playing, I have no idea, rather wins. Well, let's just play six and then I won already, huh? Oh crap, Gavin's really vying for another win here. All warmed up. Is that why you guys agreed to come here tonight? Alright, we're going to show up, practice all night, and whoop his ass. Alright, here comes the jerkpot. Will the slingshots be nice? Oh, they will. Ready. He's playing slop. He's playing slop. There you go. It's so tempting to shoot that instead of just separate it. You can backhand that ramp on the fly, I guess. Oh, everybody out of the pool. Everybody out of the pool. To answer your question, Jaded, I have no idea how many wins we're playing to. I said 11, right? 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. We might have a few more games in it. Might take a little while. Yeah, just a touch. I got a thing to do tonight. I guess they could be in the room. That's true. Is it better to be feared or respected? That's a danger, everybody. Ladies and gentlemen. Whatever tickles your fancy. Oh, yeah, we'll just get rid of that. That looks so much better. All right, so starting this off, we're going to go right for Monger, right out of the gate. Just get him out of the way. And a few drones while we're doing it. There we go. Catch it. First. Bounce it over. All right. And again. Beautiful. I'm a fly. Nope. All right, two more shots. Two more shots. Oh, touching the spinner, does it? Yeah. Get it to stay up. So we can take the time away from the ball and do this whole time here. Shut up, Danger. Who is that handsome gentleman that I'm hearing? All right, here we go. That's Mark 1. That's Mark 1. It's so good. I don't know how to make an Iron Monitor splash. I'm not necessarily sure how to make all the others splash. I'm talking about the five lights right there. Collecting the super jackpots, you mean? Yeah. I don't know what the super jackpots are other than just repeatedly hitting the same shot that activated it. So I have gotten once, but I've read about one. I like it. You know, it's like after completing Iron Man's story. Shit. I think you had to do it on one ball or something stupid. All right, guess what's happening next call. Do or die. Do or die. I ain't fooling. F this test. Right? That's how you swear. That's how you swear for kids. You ran to get pizza, forgot you locked your wallet in your pinball machine, so I had to go home, get the keys, unlock the door, get my wallet, and go back to the pizza place. We went to the pizza place twice. You know what sounds good? Pizza. Pizza. I was eating pizza. I'm thinking pizza yes they do what is it it's not Playboy it's not Sopranos it was Spiderman for a little while but I think it's something more recent I thought they had Sopranos up there for a minute we did have Sopranos originally and then they put in Spiderman Rockne you were correct Spiderman is a brutal phenomenon yeah and it's owned and operated by old dude from Cheat Trick yeah What's his name? The guy with the instrument. The one with the hat? It might be the skinny dude that wore all the crazy checkerboard clothing. They were featured heavily in the first episode of Two Fighters Stalked Highways documentary on HBO. Oh, yes. In Chicago. It's true. Watch it, kids. It's good. Watch it, kids. Watch it, kids. Wait, am I third? You are third. You came in dead last. Dead flipping last. That's me. I'm not going to take that back. Let's get it. Just reclaiming his throne. Collect. Pop it over. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. None of this is working. I've got to add a ball for a multiball that I haven't even gotten started yet. Everyone, calm down. I'm just trying to... I just ruined... Okay, here's the deal. That spinner screwed me twice. Come on up, buddy. All right, warm up. Hey, what is... Look, I was talking to you. Come on. Kids, get off my lawn. War Machine, you fool. Give me that. War Machine would have given me another bottle. I'm pretty sure. Well, there's a little bit of a... There we go. Drone action. A little droney baloney. Can I get some drone action from the back, guys? Jerk purse. Jerk purse. Jerk purse. Oh, come on. Give me the... Edible. Edible. Edible. Edible. Edible. Edible. Yelling edible gives you stuff. Edible. All right. So that was three modes that went by that I did nothing in. But you said earlier you were going for Do or Die. Do or Die. Yep So Whiplash and Iron Man Whiplash Iron Man and I think I have to bogey out don I No you don have to bogey Okay so here what we going to do I going to bring Monger up again And I'm going to use Monger to rock Iron Man. Wright, can you do that? That's awesome. Gab, let's get rid of that. Oh, come on, that sort of hit him. Bumble. Oh, my God. You love me. You really love me. Live. One more target for Iron. Come, the frickin' Iron Man. Nope. Yelling your shots, I thought, did something. Okay, that sucked. That sucked. I just met a little harder than that. One more shot to his groin. He'll cry in agony. Kneel below the play field. There it is. And no, you can't do Iron Man while he's gone. No, he's got it. Sure do. Thanks, Mr. Wizard. Why didn't you tell me that? JK, you're doing great. Oh, he's doing great. All right, Iron Man. Whiplash. Who shots a whiplash? We don't have stats up here. Yeah, I think status report for instant kill. All right, here we go. Iron Man. Gotcha. Here we go, Iron Man. Red guy. One more time. Just check your... All right. Now I need whiplash. Ironman's done. That's all I wanted. Yeah. You know, that's why I want fast-forward. I want all these lit. So... You actually have whiplash. Yeah. I don't want to, though. That was almost over the flippers, by the way. Oh, man. Oh, four out of five. That hurts. That is, yeah, that's... Well, since your call was going to happen, I'm going to take last place on that one. You win. No, Chuck, take it. Take the win. So do you guys focus on one machine, or do you play another while someone else is playing their ball? When we do the stream, we only play the one game. So you're saying there's a chance. For you, maybe. Yeah, well, that sucks. How did I miss that? Dude, one freaking thing away from do or die. I just wanted it. I had it completed last night, and do or die was it twice? We don't get it. We don't spot it. Let's give Chuck a little screen time here. No, that's okay. I don't want to scare everybody. Just give him a little party hat. A party hat. Here, take it out. Give him a party hat. It covers everyone's face. It's a very leading sport. Stoleosis the sport. Oh, and he freaking got it. Crap. Chuck, I believe you. Take last. Come on, man. Don't do that. All right. Let me go for number two. How? I think he's had fast scoring going. Yeah. He's had fast scoring before. Fast scoring. You worked for that last foul, though. You worked for it. Good ball, man. Dude, you are coming back for sure. All right. I need 20 million points. And how do I get 20 million points? Well, it's a little something called bogeys. Nacho King. It's called Nacho King. Nacho King. All right. We're just going to ramp out all day. First off, that wasn't a ramp. That's definitely not a ramp. Pops, do something. Who cares? Who wants a baby? Alright, here we go. Don't eat kids. Why did I flip at that? Why did I flip at that? Why did I flip at that? What? What is... It's called doinking. Oh, man. Yeah, you got it. I can still tell. Oh, there's two points right there. I got two hundred bucks right here. Right here. Two hundred bucks. Oh, man. Man. 8-6-1. Oh, yo, hold on. I was updating the rules. I don't even know what that did. Oh, yeah, we're good. It completely took away what I was clicking, but it saved it, I guess. We're fine. Jack Danger. Jack Danger. Ladies, I will soon have playing cards. Twin Galaxies. How much is that? It's like $130. to get on there? You pay to do it? Yo, well then, yeah. How do I... Why not? Yo, if you want a card, I'll hook you up. Yeah? That's fine. Congrats. Thanks, Jaden. I think we're going to play... One more, two more? One more, two more? One more, two more? How are you feeling? How good is it? I'm just losing. Yummy. About how many FPA points do you get on an average per tournament? Well, if it's a monthly tournament, once a month, you're looking, if you win, about two points. If you're doing like a one-off charity thing and you win, that's like 30 points. It also depends on the number of people. The number of people, how good the people are, and how many machines are there. it varies a lot but your average once a month tournament is two points for winning the scoring will be changed and if you have if you're like really low in the IFPA rankings and you win one of those monthly tournaments you're just going to skyrocket you're going to go from like 200,000 to 3,000 yeah Yeah, yeah. I did, I just did middle of the road in Maine and classics, and that shot me up. I don't know. I just know that my score is better than it was. Your, Chuck, yours is right here, buddy. Hold on, let's pull it up. Here you go, ready? Here's Chuck Jackson's score. 277. Let's look at Gavin's score here. 359. Good job. Good job, guys. Way to help. These gentlemen are both incredibly good pinball players. We all have our crap days. Yeah, we all have our crap days. Paul, that's awesome, man. You're in the 2000s. Keep it up. Keep going. There you go. What you need to do is go to more unique tournaments instead of going to the same one over and over again. Go to your monthlies. Branch out. Win it, but you've got to branch out if you're trying to get your ISPA ranking up. Depending on where you're at, there's GameWorks the first Tuesday of the month. Starts at 7 o'clock. Rikki's the third Tuesday of the month. Starts at 7.30. And then Emporium, the fourth Tuesday of the month. Emporium. Wicker Park. Wicker Park, yeah. Yes. It's the fourth Tuesday of the month. It's supposed to start at 7, but depending on if the games are being worked on and how many people are there, it usually starts anywhere between 7 and 8.15. Yeah, that sounds about right. And then you and I are at the Northwest Indiana Pinball League, which is just over the border. and that's every Thursday of the month except the first Thursday. And they do two seasons. So you don't have to be there. Everyone, you're required to play 24 games a season and usually a night is eight. Oh, that's cool. You can play a half session of four if you can only make it for half. That's awesome. But you still have to do at least 24 to make it qualify for the finals. Tom, thanks for coming, buddy. Enjoy that T2. Beat the crap out of your dad. There you go. Scribble, yeah, are you in Chicago, buddy? Because Brixies is part of the Tuesday FPA tournament thing that we have here, so it bounces between Emporium, Wicker Park Brixies, and Schaumburg Gameworks, which I think like four people still show up to Yeah, I was there at the last one Yeah It was like nine And actually for Job Shark there's going to be some games Possibly added next year, starting in January. Where? We're going to try and revamp GameWorks. No. No. How about this? How about here? Instead of GameWorks. No, they're going to try and revamp GameWorks. Schaumburg is... That is not Chicago. That is Schaumburg. That's true. And I've also heard... In related news, I've heard a little whisper of some plans going on. There's a place called Brouwer House on Lombard. Go there. Brouwer House. They have four machines currently, and they might start doing a monthly, maybe swap it back and forth between there and Brissy's. There is a Tuesday, actually. Wait, there's a Tuesday that no one's touching. Well, no, actually, they're doing hard work every Tuesday now. But that's not IFPA, though. That's true. But their Tuesday is every Tuesday, so you have to. I have conversations with Zesty that we may be able to run maybe either a quarterly or maybe a semi-annual. You should. Totally. Because to say that you guys at Logan are going to have a league every Tuesday means you have to decide if you want to go get IPA points or just be social. Yeah, exactly. Well, you can skip weeks at Zesp. Right. You're good there. However, I've talked to John Sharp. If we can find someone to run at Zesp, he is more than open to having a mini-tournament. There, he's a mini-tournament. So I've already got that in the works. Oh, you're in Brookfield. Brookfield. That's where Brixie's is. Yeah, Brixie's is Ogden and... Yeah, go to Brixie's. They have a Walking Dead. They have a Medieval Madness. They have a Spiderman. And there's a fourth game from what I've heard. Possibly... Metallica? Oh. Or Metallica. Yeah. They used to have a Robocop, but that thing disappeared. He slots the games in. Yeah, he does. And actually, Galloping Ghost is right down the street from there. Yeah. If you know where Galloping Ghost is, just go right down the street to Brixie's. A little further west, not far. Does Galloping Ghost have pins also? They have like ten pins, I believe. Yeah, I think they used to just have them on the weekends where you could go and play them, but I don't know if that's changed or not. Just saw those two at Leeds last night. Yeah, man. All right, let's make this happen. Yeah, all right. Wait, at Leeds, Demented Warlock. Do you know this person? Most likely, but I don't know who he is. Demented Warlock, what is your first name? Go. What is your favorite color? Blue. No, right. No. Okay. I... It might be Bob. It might be Bob. We're guessing Bob. That's not Bob Twitchell. That's not Bob. Bob Twitchell's name is BobHooligan69. Is he as poor as Bob Hooligan69? Sure. That seems to be a pretty popular number with the kids. Oh, no skill shot, huh? No skill shot for old Jackety. Matt. There we go. Do I know this Matt? Do I know you Matt? Have you met the infamous Jacky Ranger? I'm just kidding. I probably know you. I'm terrible with names. Like I could have sworn your name was Matt. Not to mention Borlaug. Swift. Missed it. Swift. Got it. Swift. Swift. All right, we're done. You fought, Bob. Oh, snowman. wait do I have a oh I'm gonna I'm gonna shoot I'm gonna shoot up there why did to do that? Oh, I raced the monger back up because I, okay. Thanks. Thanks dad. No clean. You freaking ding dong. I had a Dr. Duke shirt on. Yes, you did. Demented. Well, do you, Have you ever heard of Dr. Demento? Yeah, I've heard of Dr. Demento. I used to listen to that crap all the time. Dr. Demento. Wait, how old are you? Old enough. Are you older than me? Yeah, I'm certain. I don't think so. He's about 840 pounds. He is a vampire. A vampire. Who's a vampire? Gavin Miller's a vampire. The old were-skunk vampire. The were-skunk. They live? For a very long time. Demented, if you want to come be on the stream, brother, you're more than welcome to. Just give me a holler ahead of time so I can build you a little sports graphic. That makes all these guys look so professional. So professional. Don't wait. It's all about the look, man. Yeah, it's style more than... As long as you look good. As long as you look good. War Machine. War Machine. Yikes. Gavin said that he likes to bank off of that left bank of targets to hit War Machine, or I mean War Monger. I mean Iron Monger. One of those mongers. Which actually sort of makes sense because you'll also get Iron Man out of the way a lot quicker. Exactly. I started earlier than I was hoping to, but it's the same coin. Sorry, you got one more hit. One more hit. Done. I got them both. Now you just have to rock one of those spinners to get him back up, beat him up, hit the center shot, and he's got himself a jackypot. They're called jackpot still, right? Jack-offs? Oh, yeah. Oh, no! Oh, my God. Everybody out of the pool! Everybody out. Is Nightbot even in? I don't think Nightbot's even in this. Whoa, what just happened? How am I doing this? Check the game. Yeah, dude. Nightbot. Let's put Nightbot on the stream so people can play around with it. Nightbot. Alright, Dadflip. Dadflip? Someone joined the stream like a week ago and their name was Dadflip and I couldn't figure out who the hell it was, but it was so good. Because you would have to go out of your way to make an account on Twitch just to have that name. Dadflip. with Kevin oh when Kevin said I was playing in the bracket with the champ Gavin I was like oh god I'm going to get whooped donate to kids folks Chuck Jackson. Chuck Jackson. Always be donating. He's donated plenty. I have donated a hell of a lot. You have five kids? I've donated over a quarter of a million dollars. Where are these children? I want to hang out with them. Are they all super tall? No, two of them are super tall. One is on a short tie. Actually, they're all grown up now. Four of them are here in Illinois, and one is in Arkansas. Arkansas. Just kidding. If you live in Arkansas, I'm sure it's fantastic. Yeah, I've heard good things about Arkansas. Just, we're going to back up a little bit here. All right, well, yeah. All right, these are some pretty close games so far. I'm playing Minecraft with my kids now. I couldn't get into that game. Pinball. I bought a pinball machine. Shots fired. Shots fired at demon. Demented. All right, here we go. So, two more shots to bogeys. Monger's out of the way for now, so I'm able to do bogeys without him popping up. There's no way of knowing how far into War Machine or Whiplash I am, so we're just going to go for bogeys. Yeah, right, that'll be great. The vault? The weird thing is, as I recall, when you turn this on, the boot up screen says it's Iron Man 2. Oh, like your Googler? Yes, exactly. I don't know where that came from. There was never a first Iron Man that came as the movie? Yes. The second Iron Man had War Machine in it. Warm. War Machine. Warm Machine. Dementia. You can get kids into pinball. All you have to do is bungee cord their hands to the machine. Some are born into it. Yes. Some are born into royalty, for sure. And they just start to burn. That sounds sharp here, sir. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's like Escher and Joshua Henderson sort of paved his own way there. Did he? Yeah. Because his dad's a little so-so at pinball, but Josh is. Joshua Henderson is amazing. Yeah, that was amazing. That's awesome. I saw what you did. Because Papa's two years ago. Holy crap. Yeah, two years ago. How old do you have to be to be in the senior division? 50 years old. 5'0"? Yep. Mom flip? Has anyone seen my husband? What is happening right now? What? You can't say you can't. That's funny. Mom flip? Where's dad flip? Dude, that is stupid. That is so stupid. Thank you, whoever you are. That's incredible. That's dedication. And I appreciate it. Son of a... Kids! Son of a kids! Son of a kids. Alright. So... Two shots to get bogeys blowing. Right? Is that what you call it? When can we buy merch? Need a sweatshirt for Christmas. You know what? I gotta tell you, man. This design for a sweatshirt is in high freaking demand. I had people in Pittsburgh trying to buy this thing off of my back. We don't know that we're ready to make it a thing yet. Yeah, right. Where did you get this hoodie? It's got blood all over it. We've been traveling around like that. We're on the tarmac and seeing people sell these on the street. That is not where you want to be. I just had to hit War Machine, and I would have had all the points that this machine knows how to give out. How much does that Tilt-Bob swing in a second? Square ball would work. Ever seen air hockey? Heavy lift. Minecraft would never work as a pinball table. The square ball wouldn't roll properly. Anybody remember the pinball game for Nintendo? Thanks, Rockner. I designed this myself. Oh, yeah. I was watching some dude play that. He had power-ups as a cube. Yeah. Interesting. He had a cube ball rolling around. Cube ball. Pinball for Nintendo. Like, that's how I learned about the game Pinball. It was from Nintendo. And then when I finally found one on location in the early 90s, I'm like, I'm going to kick this game's ass. I know it's rules inside out. Put, like, two bucks in there, and five minutes later... Womp, womp, womp. It always fooled me. My little naive teenage self. Devin Miller, folks. Wait, when was that? Wait, how old was Devin? So back when they started nailing pins into boards and throwing rocks onto the boards, I invented pinball. Chuck, give me one second to line this back up. Play this game right now. Pinbot and high speed NES. Guys, thanks for coming. We're nearing the tail end of the stream. We're just finishing up our Iron Man week, which has been a huge pain in the ass. Because this game is just a punisher. I'll be putting up the link for the voting tonight. I've got to remember to do that. And that actually is pretty limited because we've played most of the machines in the studio. So I think it's going to be solitil, buddy. See, now that was cheap. You guys were shaking the crap out of it, and I barely moved it. I barely moved it. I barely moved it. You never moved it up, Brad. I think so. That's probably what it was. I mean, I worked on Street Night Play. Yeah, Rocknear, I can whip that up in like two seconds, man. Who came up with that? That would be... He wants a flipper. Jack Taser. That would be... Jack T... Man, you were good at that. Hey, here. It's just this... It's such a fun device. It is. I like this because it's like the... I want that to like... Be on the... Earthquake the screen or something. Like... Yeah. Okay. We're all doing this out of screen, so everybody out there has no idea what we're talking about. He's touching the thing. It doesn't matter. Who cares? I don't know what they're doing. They're just coming in. Okay. Put it in front of the DMV camera. See, it's a little MIDI drum pad that I assigned some action scripting to. When you hit it, it brings up the lower thirds. Yeah, that's the best button. That's the best button. It also makes explosion noises. Is that a Gavin's mouth? All right, so score, where are we at here? I think it's pretty clear who... Jack won? It was supposed to be the lowest score, wasn't it? We're playing ping golf, right? There you go. Sharks. It's over. All right, you know what? I think we're going to call it there. It's 7 o'clock. Dan J. Gavin Miller pulling up the rear. Oh, right. You just have all the sirens. All the sirens. Yeah, right, right, right. Why not? Well, folks, thanks again for coming. Iron Man's been a hell of a week, that's for sure. The vote's going to go up for Getaway or Twilight Zone. We might try to sneak in one more game from Brad, who wants to donate a machine. We're not ready to start putting in like the, I don't know, we might throw Metallica back in and maybe Fishtails or something. Have you done Getaway yet? We haven't done Getaway or Twilight Zone yet. Getaway, free Twilight Zone. That goes right along with Adam Smith. No, I'm totally Twilight Zone right here. TZ all day. No, seriously. Really? Getaway. Getaway. R, was it? Group S or something? Do you have cloves on you? You smell like a Christmas ham. It smells delicious. Southern's here. Like a Christmas ham. Yes. Brought to you by. Please, Southern's here. Are you out there? We're watching. There we go. That beer. That beer. I just went. Metallica. But, yeah, Metallica was the first game that we streamed, and we were still getting used to the whole streaming nonsense, and I had some people on that weren't really talking, and it was sort of just whatever. But, yeah, anyway, thanks for coming. Look for the poll for voting. I'll put it on the Facebooks and the Twitters and all that stuff, and I'm sure it's called Twitters. I don't know, Internets. All the Internets. But thanks for coming, everybody. Thanks for Gavin for coming. Yeah, check on Tinder. you can find the make sure to swipe right please always swipe right always swipe right thank you Chuck for coming Gavin thank you so much everybody thanks again have a good night everyone bye bye Christmas and deodorant