The Pinball Music Video Leaderboard

Kineticist·article·held·Mar 6, 2026

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TL;DR

Kineticist ranks 8 music videos featuring pinball; Plastilina Mosh's 'Human Disco Ball' wins with 210M points.

Summary

Kineticist publishes a ranked leaderboard of music videos featuring pinball machines, scoring eight entries across multiple decades (1981–2024) using arcade-inspired metrics. Plastilina Mosh's 'Human Disco Ball' (2000) wins grand champion; ROBB's 'Goldmind' (2016) takes second place with props for featuring real pinball players and authentic tournament footage; Yello's 'Pinball Cha Cha' (1981) is disqualified for damaging a Hayburners II machine. The article celebrates pinball's presence in pop culture while highlighting the rarity of quality pinball-themed music videos.

Key Claims

Blackstreet's 'Girlfriend/Boyfriend' music video cost approximately 3x as much as Michael Jackson's 'Thriller'
high confidence · Kineticist article states Blackstreet video is tied for 29th most expensive music video of all time, ahead of Thriller
Yello's 1981 'Pinball Cha Cha' music video features a Hayburners II pinball machine—the first to use 3" flippers
high confidence · Kineticist explicitly identifies the machine and notes its historical significance
ROBB band connected with Gábor Varga from Pinball Sports Club Austria to research their 'Goldmind' music video
high confidence · Kineticist credits ROBB for research effort and partnership with pinball community
Ed Robertson from Barenaked Ladies is a devout pinball fanatic who owns Star Trek and The Walking Dead pinball machines
high confidence · Kineticist describes Robertson's collection featured in the 'Silverball' music video
ROBB's 'Goldmind' features actual ranked pinball players Markus Stix and Roland Schwarz
high confidence · Kineticist confirms both players' participation in the video
Barenaked Ladies' 11th album was named after pinball ('Silverball')
high confidence · Kineticist states the album title explicitly
2 Unlimited's 'No Limit' (1993) features a Ten Stars pinball machine by Zaccaria from 1976
high confidence · Kineticist identifies the specific machine and manufacturer in the video
Megan Thee Stallion's 'Neva Play' (2024) was directed by Warren Fu and Carl Jones
high confidence · Kineticist credits both directors and notes Warren Fu worked on Daft Punk and Doja Cat videos

Notable Quotes

“Did you have your money on Megan Thee Stallion bent over a pinball machine, twerking on bumpers, and defeating anime bad guys with butterflies from her booty?”
Kineticist @ Megan Thee Stallion section — Humorous encapsulation of the surreal visual style and unexpected content of a modern pinball music video
“Here's where things take a turn for the worst: the machine's glass is shattered! They ruined a machine! LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO OUR BOY!”
Kineticist @ Yello section — Demonstrates deep community attachment to preserving pinball machines; drives Yello video's disqualification
“This is a Murderers' Row of pinball machines.”
Kineticist @ ROBB section — Evaluates ROBB's extensive machine selection (Xenon, Judge Dredd, High-Speed, etc.) as exceptional
“What the video lacks in style, the song makes up for in lyrics and storytelling. There are way too few musical odes to pinball.”
Kineticist @ Barenaked Ladies section — Notes scarcity of pinball-themed music and highlights Ed Robertson's lyrical contribution to the genre
“THE pinball song doesn't have a proper pinball-centric music video.”
Kineticist @ Honorable Mention section — Acknowledges The Who's 'Pinball Wizard' as iconic but lacking a dedicated pinball-focused music video

Entities

Megan Thee StallionpersonWarren FupersonCarl JonespersonBlackstreetpersonJanet JacksonpersonJoseph KahnpersonROBBpersonGábor VargapersonMarkus StixpersonRoland SchwarzpersonYelloperson

Signals

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content_signal: Comprehensive ranking of pinball-themed music videos spanning 1981–2024 across multiple genres and production eras
high · Eight ranked entries with detailed scoring criteria, plus honorable mention of The Who
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community_signal: Growing intersection between pinball culture and mainstream music industry; multiple high-profile artists (Megan Thee Stallion, Janet Jackson, Barenaked Ladies) feature pinball in recent years
high · Megan Thee Stallion (2024), Barenaked Ladies (2015), Plastilina Mosh (2000), Blackstreet (1999) all show pinball integration in music videos
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historical_signal: Yello's destruction of Williams Hayburners II machine in 1981 'Pinball Cha Cha' video treated as serious cultural damage; community values preservation of classic machines
high · Kineticist penalizes video heavily for breaking glass and disqualifies it; frames machine destruction as violation of pinball community norms
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design_innovation: Plastilina Mosh's 'Human Disco Ball' uses personification and emotional arc to explore player-machine attachment and gaming culture
medium · Video depicts machine's journey back to player; Kineticist notes it 'perfectly captures the attachment a player can get to their favorite pinball machine'
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industry_signal: Blackstreet's 'Girlfriend/Boyfriend' music video (1999) represents exceptionally high production investment in pinball-themed content; cost approximately 3x Michael Jackson's 'Thriller'
high · Kineticist confirms Blackstreet video tied for 29th most expensive music video ever made

Transcript

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Insert your quarters and let’s rank these suckers. Ready to play? We’ve compiled a list of music videos that heavily feature pinball and are pitting them against each other. Not everyone can make the final leaderboard, and there can only be one grand champion. I hope you’re a Whose Line is it Anyway fan, because much like that show, the points don’t matter. Each video gets the full arcade treatment: a review, a verdict, and a bonus tally. At the end, we'll plug in the scores and see who lands on the leaderboard. And yes, every contender gets to enter their initials. Megan Thee Stallion - “Neva Play (featuring RM)” (2024) Directors: Warren Fu (Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky,” Doja Cat’s “Kiss Me More”) & Carl Jones (The Boondocks) Rapper Megan Thee Stallion embraces her inner gamer in the music video for “Neva Play.” Set in an arcade, Megan saddles up to a pinball machine appropriately titled Neva Play and starts counting as she hits the corresponding bumpers. The stylish video combines live-action and anime elements, while also including a verse from RM, the leader of the K-pop supergroup BTS. Did you have your money on Megan Thee Stallion bent over a pinball machine, twerking on bumpers, and defeating anime bad guys with butterflies from her booty? If so, you win! Don’t know what the game Stallion Joust is next to the Neva Play pinball machine, but if it’s a sequel video with her riding ostriches from the classic arcade game, we are HERE FOR IT. Time to hit the bonus screen. Here's how Megan scored: Bonus Count - 3x Stallion Style Bonus - 1x BTS Bonus - 6x Butterfly Booty Bonus Score: 199,690,000 ENTER INITIALS: ASS Blackstreet - “Girlfriend/Boyfriend (featuring Janet Jackson)” (1999) Director: Joseph Kahn (Janet Jackson’s “Doesn’t Really Matter,” Taylor Swift’s “Bad Blood) The “No Diggity” singers must have gotten carte blanche for this video. As of this writing, it’s tied for the 29th most expensive music video of all time, ahead of more well-known videos “Livin’ La Vida Loca” by Ricky Martin, “Stronger” by Kanye West, “Toxic” by Britney Spears, and Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” THRILLER. That’s right—Blackstreet pinball cost 3x as much as what is arguably the most influential music video ever. It pushed the envelope at the time, heavily relying on CG… though the results now look closer to a boxy early Pixar short. A moving Janet Jackson on the playfield is not something I knew I needed, but hello. Along with the Blackstreet members popping up on various parts throughout the game, we get cameos by Ja Rule and Eve getting their TRON on, riding futuristic motorcycles. While time forgives all, no one can forgive what they did to Eve. While the graphics are largely dated, I remember it being impressive and cool at the time. It largely takes place within a pinball machine and has plenty of motion, action, and never feels stale. This music video also gets props for creating a game that would be a blast to play in real life. Bonus Count - 2x CG Attempt Bonus - 1x Rhythm Nation Bonus - 7x Multiplayer Bonus Score: 199,900,000 ENTER INITIALS: BLK ROBB - “Goldmind” (2016) Director: Unknown (Is it you? Please let us know!) The Austrian band ROBB makes a big statement with their pinball-centric music video for “Goldmind.” The group even connected with Gábor Varga from Pinball Sports Club Austria to learn more about pinball. If there were a Video Music Award for Most Research, they would surely win. For this video, ROBB featured actual pinball players including the ranked Markus Stix and Roland Schwarz. The story follows the two facing off in a pinball tournament. The winner? To quote Highlander, “There can only be one…” In this video we saw Xenon, Judge Dredd, High-Speed, Royal Rumble, Space Invaders, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Bram Stoker’s Dracula, World Cup, Black Hole, The Addams Family…the list goes on and on. This is a Murderers' Row of pinball machines. From using actual players to capturing the feel of a pinball hall, this video has a lot going for it. Not gonna lie, this is gonna be a hard one to top. Bonus Count - 4x Research Bonus - 2x Casting Call Bonus - 5x Game Selection Bonus Score: 209,600,000 ENTER INITIALS: ROB Yello - “Pinball Cha Cha” (1981) Director: Dieter Mieter (Lead singer & director of many Yello music videos) We didn’t say these were all normal videos… The Swiss electronic band Yello is best known to us all as the guys behind “Oh Yeah,” the deep-voiced track that is an essential part of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. (“Bomp, bomp…chicka-chickaaa”). This quirky video takes place in a stop-motion pinball bar named… wait for it… Pinball Bar. This music video is very ’80s. The song is… it’s a song, I suppose. If you understand all of the lyrics, you have better ears than I. By far the most experimental of the bunch, this music video combines live-action segments, miniature sets, and stop-motion animation. The singer in the video plays a 1968 Hayburners II pinball machine by Williams, which was the first to use 3” flippers. Here’s where things take a turn for the worst: the machine’s glass is shattered! They ruined a machine! LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO OUR BOY! And that’s why you never break the glass. Playing pinball in a music video: Good! Ruining the pinball machine: Nein! (That’s “no” German, one of the main languages in Yello’s home country of Switzerland.) They get a big ol’ Annie Lennox penalty, so-called because this video is “Walking on Broken Glass.” Yello tries to save the day with some stop-motion dancing by several Wimpys from Popeye. This works the first time. It does not work the many, many times they revisit this. Bonus Count - 3x Stop-Motion Wimpy Bonus - 2x Mixed Media Bonus - -500,000 Annie Lennox Penalty Score: DISQUALIFIED ENTER INITIALS: Sorry, you lose. Menudo - “Like A Cannonball” (1984) Director: Unknown (If anyone finds out who it is, please let us know!) Didn’t expect to see Ricky Martin on this list? Us either. But here we are, livin’ la vida loca. The singer, only known to Gen Z as “Who’s That Guy in the Bad Bunny Super Bowl Halftime Show,” was originally part of a boy band named Menudo. And guess what: they had a pinball music video. And this song was made for the soundtrack of Burt Reynolds’ “Cannonball Run II.” Somewhere, an old lady in a pop culture retirement home just yelled “bingo!” When his pals go off to have fun and be young social types, singer Robby Rosa heads to a dusty attic (why is it dusty? Has no one played this pinball machine since that Alan Parrish kid got sucked into Jumanji?) to play a Fun-Fest pinball machine by Williams. The girl of his dreams appears on the backbox, right before she’s kidnapped by an unseen figure. Robby then passes out for…reasons, and wakes up inside the game. It’s actually a pretty cool set. Then there is an Arabian-inspired wrestling match? And then pinball again, and his bandmates are there? Then they all get Flash Gordon-style blonde hair? And the Alice Cooper-esque bad guy chases them? And then is easily defeated? Then Robby gets a concussion and starts seeing a shrink? Then his dream girl is actually the nurse? The story is all over the place on this one. But hey, it does end with the best final shot/implied boner: Bonus Count - 3x Set Design Bonus - 2x Life-Sized Bumper Bonus - 1x William Hung Exists Bonus Score: 177,000,000 ENTER INITIALS: MEN Plastilina Mosh - Human Disco Ball (2000) Director: Jose Fernandez Eimbcke (Lake Tahoe, Club Sandwich) The Mexican electronic group Plastilina Mosh are no strangers to gaming, having appeared on the soundtracks for Street Sk8er, True Crime: Streets of L.A., and the 2007 and 2009 editions of FIFA. Gotta love a music video that features the The Lost World: Jurassic Park arcade game, plus a re-skinned Bride of Pinbot machine. Unfortunately, the greedy arcade owner decides the machine’s not making enough money and sends the Human Disco Ball to the killing floor! This music video perfectly captures the attachment a player can get to their favorite pinball machine: they daydream about it, draw it, and even get a tattoo of it. The devoted machine takes the long journey back to its favorite player, braving traffic and confused motorists. It even embraces its inner Red Dead Redemption and camps out for the night. Finally, the two are reunited, and the gaming continues. This music video was surprisingly cute and charming, making it a dark horse contender to become grand champion. Bonus Count - 2x Spielberg Sequel Bonus - 5x Cinematography Bonus - 8x Corazón Bonus Score: 210,000,000 ENTER INITIALS: PLA Barenaked Ladies - “Silverball” (2015) Director: Kevin Hearn (Hey, he’s in the band!) Not only do the Barenaked Ladies like vanilla (it’s the finest of the flavors), they like pinball! They even named their 11th album after the best game in the world. Ed Ed Robertson, a devout pinball fanatic, basically shows off his collection in this music video. With a collection including Star Trek and The Walking Dead machines, he’s got a lot to brag about. The minimalist set is likely his game room, and he and his bandmates just play their instruments at the camera or play pinball. That’s pretty much it. What the video lacks in style, the song makes up for in lyrics and storytelling. There are way too few musical odes to pinball, and this song really shows Ed Robertson’s love of the game. Props to the band for including the lyrics “there and back again/I destroyed the ring on the attack again,” referencing Stern’s The Lord of the Rings pinball machine, this author’s most-played machine (we have it at my day job). Again, the song is a loving ode to pinball. Unfortunately, the video misses a lot of bonus points opportunities by being pretty minimalist and focused more on band members than a compelling story, engaging visuals, or actual pinball gameplay. Bonus Count - 9x There And Back Again Bonus - 1x One Week Bonus - 1x Budget Bonus Score: 141,000,000 ENTER INITIALS: BNL 2 Unlimited - “No Limit” (1993) Can this set be replicated nationwide? Like, can you imagine having your 6th birthday on that set? Jumping off the bumpers? And at night, repurpose the set for laser tag for them rowdy teens! Actual pinball scenes in this video are from Ten Stars, produced by Zaccaria in 1976. There’s a few blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moments where we see that the player has only scored in the 2 million range. Gotta get those numbers up, pal! Things this music video likes: - Leather - Dancing - Dancing without leaving your mark For all the style in this video, the singers actually barely move from where they stand. It’s an odd choice, and they try to cut around that and offset it with camera movement, but it’s still very noticeable. Regardless, this is by far the best song on this entire list, and one of the most quintessential dance tracks from the 1990s. That goes a long way. Bonus Count - 2x Singing in Playfield Bonus - 1x Sweaty Rapper Bonus - 9x Now That’s What I Call ‘90s Bonus Score: 186,000,000 ENTER INITIALS: LMT Honorable Mention: The Who - “Pinball Wizard” THE pinball song doesn’t have a proper pinball-centric music video. I’m sorry, but it doesn’t count (For this article. In general, it rocks and is very fun to play on guitar.) But hey, as a bonus, here’s this ridiculous commercial from our friends across the pond: GAME OVER Let’s take a look at our leaderboard… - GRAND CHAMPION: PLA 210,000,000 - 2ND PLACE: ROB 209,600,000 - 3RD PLACE: BLK 199,900,000 - 4TH PLACE: ASS 199,690,000 - 5TH PLACE: LMT 186,000,000 - DID NOT PLACE: BNL, MEN - DISQUALIFIED: YLO Thank you all for playing. Here’s hoping more music videos incorporate pinball so we can update this list more often.