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Thuper Cute. | Capcom Breakshot | July, 13 2017

Dead Flip·video·2h 23m·analyzed·Sep 5, 2017
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TL;DR

DeadFlip streams Breakshot with Comic-Con/Pinburgh travel announcements and secret event teaser.

Summary

Jack Danger (DeadFlip) streams gameplay of Capcom Breakshot pinball on July 13, 2017, while discussing upcoming travel plans including San Diego Comic-Con, a secret unannounced event, and Pinburgh 2017. The stream is casual and rambling, featuring community interactions, discussion of code updates for the game, and various tangential topics including fighting games and pinball machine maintenance.

Key Claims

  • Jack Danger will be at San Diego Comic-Con July 19-24 and has helped set up something big that hasn't been announced yet

    high confidence · Direct statement: '19th through the 24th, I will be in San Diego. And if you folks are in San Diego and going to San Diego Comic-Con, come find me. All right? There's something big happening that I helped set up. But it's not announced yet.'

  • Capcom made extremely rare pinball machines, with two that are particularly rare

    medium confidence · Jack states: 'Ever knew Capcom made tables? Yeah, man, they made a couple of machines. Two of which are extremely rare.'

  • Breakshot code version 1.3 includes new animations and fixes compared to earlier versions

    high confidence · Jack discusses: 'What's happening is the animations in 1.1 and even 1.2, they just recycled a lot of stuff. But there were new animations for 1.3.'

  • A borrowed Aerosmith Premium Edition pinball machine from a Stern AC/DC Pro Circuit event went missing

    high confidence · Direct statement: 'the game that we borrowed, that Gavin went to pick up for the Stern AC/DC Pro Circuit thing that we did, it's missing. It went missing... the Aerosmith Premium Edition that we borrowed, it's like missing.'

Notable Quotes

  • “There's something big happening that I helped set up. But it's not announced yet.”

    Jack Danger (DeadFlip)@ 6:31 — Teases unannounced Comic-Con event, indicating major industry news to come

  • “Pinburgh, much like Papa, is my favorite because it's just like a giant family reunion, you know?”

    Jack Danger@ 15:25 — Reflects community sentiment about major tournament as social event, not just competition

  • “Capcom machines are incredibly fun to shoot on.”

    Jack Danger@ 22:15 — Commentary on vintage pinball machine design quality

  • “I'm fixing everyone's games but my own.”

    Jack Danger@ 32:36 — Self-deprecating comment about maintenance priorities

Entities

Jack DangerpersonCapcomcompanyBreakshotgameSan Diego Comic-ConeventPinburgh 2017eventStern PinballcompanyGavinpersonTwitchcompany

Signals

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    business_signal: Merchandise fulfillment issue; Twitch and Teespring parting ways affecting shirt production and sales

    high · Jack notes: 'we have to take them off the market again. Twitch and Teespring are going their separate ways. So we have to figure something else out.'

  • ?

    event_signal: Unannounced major pinball event at San Diego Comic-Con 2017 with celebrity involvement being planned

    high · Jack states he helped set up 'something big' at Comic-Con but cannot reveal details yet; mentions attempting to involve Conan O'Brien and other celebrities

  • ?

    announcement: Code version 1.3 of Breakshot includes new animations and fixes over versions 1.1-1.2

    high · Jack discusses update quality and recommends upgrading to 1.3 for improved animations and callouts

  • ?

    product_concern: Breakshot machine at streaming location requires maintenance; multiple switch and mechanical issues documented

    high · Jack mentions 'left lane switch doesn't work that well,' plans to write down maintenance issues, game needs 'quick once-over'

Transcript

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0:00
I like beer. I like beer. You like beer? Man, I love beer. But I like beer. You like beer? I love beer. Beer is beer. Everybody's here. Drink a beer. That's beer. I brought the beer. If you got a beer, then let's be clear, I'm going to need a drink every single week. All right. Hey, butthole. Man, rude.
0:48
I go live, and the first thing you see is someone calling me a butthole. Come on, Tater Salad. Come on.
0:55
Oh. That's trying to ace me up. Hold on. Hi, bro. Oh. Anyone think Capcom would rather... I'm guessing Matt. I'm guessing Matt, yeah.
1:17
Par for the course, but whole. It's a whole love, baby. Yeah, I know. If you want to be whole with me, gotta be a butt. Welcome aboard, Junior. I'm almost legal. Flip.
1:42
I'm almost legal. Yo, FZBurs for 17 months in a row. thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up for Berzy, please. I'm almost legal!
Aerosmith Premium Edition
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Conan O'Brienperson
1:59
Flip chip. Almost wore that shirt today. This is the OG, man. There ain't no dead flip, nothing on this. This was the original one that Laura had made, and I did my best to recreate it to put it on those shirts. By the way, we have to take them off the market again.
2:21
Twitch and Teespring are going their separate ways. So we have to figure something else out. Maybe actually get a real shirt made. I want to donate a kid's shirt.
2:43
Modding place, but cheers. Wait, what? Faithless, what's wrong? Modding place. Although, yeah, flip hay on the label would be legit. Should totally make a paper DTK shirt for Vigo.
3:02
Yes! Where are any paper? Oh! Modding places is what I meant. Oh, nice. Yeah, like a half shirt. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely.
3:35
I apologize to the stream for having just hijacked the stream temporarily. No, dude, it's good. It's good.
3:44
I need, hold on, I need a light. Uh oh, PacSouth has already got tickets for sale for freaking South again? How the hell am I going to do this? I need better lighting here. Believe it or not, I'm walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free. You know what? We'll do that later. We'll do it later. That doesn't need to happen right now.
4:32
How's everyone doing? Happy Thursday, you know. It's the hump. It's the hump between the humps, right?
4:41
So after hump day, today is the middle day for the last three days. I have no idea what I'm talking about.
4:50
It's the Humpty Hump Day. Yeah. So, folks, if you had to describe what pinball is in a tweet, because I just did it really quick, and, like, there's so much more I wanted to say, and to put it more plainly and better, I mean, how would you describe pinball? You know? It's like fucking controlled chaos, man. Two weeks until replay effects?
5:20
The 19th, I fly out to... I just responded eloquently. Oh, really? Is it about my dick? The 19th, I fly out to San Diego for Comic-Con. It's going to be lit.
5:45
Then, okay, don't forget the nudges. It's all about the nudge. Oh, little baby shaking his booty. Oh, I should turn my... Pinball, it's a sickness. Pinball, it's what you play when you can't play regular video games because you get motion sick. Pinball, if you have to ask, you do not get it. I don't know, dude.
6:06
It's true, man. The greatest darn thing you'll ever play. Absolutely. Absolutely positively. Okay, so 19th through the 24th, I will be in San Diego.
6:26
And if you folks are in San Diego and going to Comic-Con, come find me. All right? There's something big happening that I helped set up. But it's not announced yet. And unfortunately, my logo was left off of the announcement. But that's okay. I mean, other people are doing a lot more for this. I only facilitated it, but whatever. It doesn't matter.
6:50
So something big happening at Comic-Con. We're going to try to get some celebrities to hang out. I will be streaming from Comic-Con, ladies and gentlemen. I will be streaming from Comic-Con in San Diego. what else is there so that's till the 24th the 25th through the 22nd no the 24th through the 27th no 25th through the 27th I will be in San Francisco so if I have time to break away we might run over to like Three Gold Watch or something and hang out and I'm dropping a little frames and then from the 27th, obviously, until the 31st, I am at Pinberg. Because Pinberg. Man, you know what? I reduced the number of cameras to see if there was a problem with my computer dropping frames because of that. It's 100% the internet. And I'm very, very pissed off, actually. So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to shut my computer down.
7:55
Don't touch anything. Don't touch a thing. Wait. No. Shut down. Okay. So that's off. Let me shut this thing down too.
8:26
All right. There's officially only one thing on my internet now. So we'll see what it is. and also I think my chat froze because if you guys were chatting I'm going to be pissed if that's what happened okay what did you say the name of the event is I didn't say the name of the event because I can't say the name of the event just yet wait which event so there's comic con there's going to be something happening there then I'm going to twitch headquarters for some secret stuff. And then I'm going to Pinburg, which is one of the world championships in Pittsburgh. One of the world pinball championships, I should say.
9:11
All right, I need everyone to type the word FLAMP really quick. F-L-A-M-P. And we are going to play this beautiful game with sound.
9:25
SD. Yeah, I can't talk about that just yet. Once it's announced, then we can chat. But right now, I can't talk about it. But guess what? Break time! Let's play a game called...
9:45
You ready for the Macarena? Bunk, bunk, bunk, bunk, bunk, bunk. Yeah, the thing... I know Conan O'Brien's doing a show from Comic-Con.
9:58
So I'm going to see what we can do about maybe hollering at him. I'm going to use what powers I have to get a hold of him.
10:12
See if he can't sneak over maybe some other people. When you start traveling for your TV show, I would totally roadie. Nice, Leonard. Let's go, buddy.
10:22
I have my own monies. Oh, that's even better. I'm going to try something here real quick with the microphone.
10:34
Ah, la capoeira para guia macarena. Super angry about the German police. Jack, fix your bumper. It fixes itself. It'll fix itself, don't worry.
10:50
Does that sound better? I think that should sound better because it's angled right at my effing mouth, dog.
10:58
So, let's see. We got that. Pinberg's going to be L-I-T, dude. L-I-T. I think this is a little close to the microphone, though. Or the... Part of the pitch to Conan, point out that you're tall enough to make him look ginormous.
11:20
to I'll make them not look ginormous very true Conan is a very tall individual I know Conan's nephews former landlord so we got it in is what you say
11:41
thanks for the pinball therapy it's what I'm all about the g20 huh I didn't realize there was some stuff going on there. Typical American.
11:54
I haven't played this game in a bit, so we're trying to get a feel for it. I know Wobbly, who knows a guy. Clueless gamer with pinball? That's what I'm saying, dude. That's what I'm saying. I did not mean to buy into stuff.
12:10
I did mean to do this. Plants. You want the landlord's autograph? Can we get that landlord's autograph down?
12:28
Or do you want Wobbly's autograph? Tater, don't cry. Alright, here we go. Nailed it. Alright, this microphone's actually super in my periphery here, so I don't know if I like it right there.
12:48
Get up there. Yeah, baby. Come on. Yeah, baby. Man, I haven't played this game forever. I keep meaning to diagnose this machine, so we should write down things that are wrong with it. Like, that switch doesn't work. All the pop bumpers are working.
13:08
The left lane switch. She don't work it that well. Y'all read it? Witcher-ronin'? You've given me balls.
13:26
Write it in the book. Super cute. Good old trick shots. Shit, I did not mean to get eight. Damn it. Please don't do this to me.
13:47
Jim's Arcade, you're going? Hell yeah, dude. I'm ready, man. How does everything sound, Internet? Can you hear me and the game okay?
13:55
Alright, we're going right up the butthole here. Let this get out. It didn't? Okay, it did count. It did count.
14:09
Wait, did it count? I can't tell. You fart. Sounds good? Yeah, baby. Jim, so you're going to Pinnberg. That's great, man.
14:25
I need to holler at a few more... Yo, Shannon, with the 25 months in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Flippers and butts up for Shannon, if you could show some love in chat. For some reason, the alert isn't going on.
14:43
Which is weird. Hello? Ma? Hello? Anything for you. Shannon, I love you, buddy. Hello? Shannon, how you been, dude?
15:08
Yeah, Shannon, your stuff has not gone out to Streamlabs yet. which is so freaking strange. Family's going this year, too? Nice, dude.
15:20
We'll see you in a few weeks. Hell yeah, Shannon, you're going, too? Dude. Pember, much like Papa, is my favorite because it's just like a giant family reunion, you know?
15:33
I've got to figure out why Streamlabs is being stupid. You turd hole. Super cute. You got a four ball.
15:58
Wobbly. Is that... That looks like some sort of vagina. Some sort of vagina. Okay. Man, I really haven't played this in a while. If I could only play as good as you, Jack, I'm not playing good right now, that's for sure. I'm a bad Twitch friend.
16:23
I'm a bad Twitch friend. You alright, Ben? Okay. We're going to log out of this and log back in and see if that'll fix it. Okay, I think that was the problem.
16:37
Underscore. You know what I hate? Two-factor authorization. I mean, it's smart. Alright, two-factor. So apparently the game that we borrowed, that Gavin went to pick up for the Stern Pro Circuit thing that we did, it's missing. It went missing. Resub support has been added. Yes, include resub. Resub's enabled. I don't know if that means... Resub's set. I don't know why, man. I don't know why that alert didn't work properly. It's still not even showing up. That's so weird. The game is missing? Yeah. So the, what is it, the Aerosmith premium that we borrowed, it's like missing. And they're asking me to ask Gavin who he dropped the game off with, yada yada.
17:55
And of course, just like every effing person in my life, no matter who the eff it is, no one responds to me. So here we are. People only get back to me really quick when they need something, not the other way around.
18:16
You can't tell I'm a little frustrated. It's been an entire effing two weeks of people dragging their fucking feet on everything. Everybody. Every single person I know. That I've been working with.
18:35
Get up there. Did you put a flyer on the seat post? Have you seen the pinball machine? That'd be incredible, dude. Let's play rotation. Brocation. Work harder. Work as hard as I can, man, but also at the end of the day you can only work as hard as the roadblocks that are put before you when people aren't answering their fucking emails and phones. and boom! Gary Perry, this game is incredible. Man. I'm so frustrated. Love is all around enjoy. Yo, Ginko, what's up, buddy? No feet dragging here. No, Double Danger is actually mega responsive. You know who else is really responsive? Josh Sharp. That dude, like, lives next to his phone and must not have anything else going on because he is ready to talk. I know the dude's busy but he's on top of his shit.
19:49
You fart hole. Is that three balls? Have you called the local shelfers? Did Gavin have the machine chipped. Chipped. No, Gavin said he dropped it off. The first time I asked him.
20:14
Okay. I forgot how loud that is. Because it's really loud. Okay. So, I forgot what our way of playing this is. What software do you have on BreakShot? The best software? We have the most updated code, I believe. Um, so it's, oh, yeah, that's right. We want to stack cut throat with multiballs. That's what the goal is. And that little loop up there, which we just realized, gives you, uh, it's botchballs. It's botchballs. Yeah, Wobbly, you're going to Pinburg, right? You frickin' dildo. Just starting that over. You never updated yours test what was on it when you got it. Damn, dude. I suggest updating it because they fixed some callouts from scoring some animations, stuff like that. Yeah, I don't, I actually, I don't know, I don't know what the code version is, but I would double, I'd have to double try. Go for the super cube. Is everyone ready to hang out at freaking Tenpenny on Thursday night? Ever knew Capcom made tables? Yeah, man, they made a couple of machines. Two of which are extremely rare. I should have let that bounce, dude. Alright, I'll boot it up after this. I'll do a reboot. Here, I'll just do it now. Yeah, Capcom machines are incredibly fun to shoot on. Alright, here we go.
22:28
We are looking at code revision 1.3. Hitsmart, sitting on a plane? My man. 1.3. Yeah, I'll tell you, if you have like 1.0 you're going to have some callouts missing. Some animations won't all be there.
22:52
You're going to get there a day early for the pin call tournament. I wish I could do that, Shannon. Unfortunately, I'm going to be stuck in San Francisco, and I'll have to take a red-eye into Pittsburgh.
23:07
Shannon, do me a solid really quick, man. Do me a solid, Shannon. Refresh your browser, right? And tell me if the notification to share your stub comes back, and then share it again to see if it actually pops up on screen.
23:24
The hand on the playfield looks super meaty. It's like a... It's like it's... He got stung by a bee.
23:45
Nailed it. Alright. I'm a roll. Here we go. Please. Yeah, that usually does fix the sub problem. Refresh in the old browser, Reno.
24:01
Super cute. It's super cute. No share button? Okay. Not lying, dead flip. I drink cans from the side too. Not sure why people give me shit about it. Because they're afraid of us lizard... I mean, awesome regular humans.
24:24
dead flip is a lizard man ouch so no share button channel that sucks dude all right let's restart this one more time Because I got an idea. Come on down, baby. Yeah, I'm drinking the Green Line from Goose Island.
24:58
It's good. Just noticed your hat. Oh, yes. It's Batman. Lizard people shotgun all their drinks. I guess. Yeah, and I feel like I only do the out of the side of my mouth thing, like, when I'm, I guess, concentrating. Honestly, I don't know. You got a screwball. Wait. I'm getting thrifted in the biscuit, dude. Alright, you know what we're going to do? We're going to play without restarts, because that's going to make shit really boring, okay? So let's just work on it, you know? Pinberg, 2017 is coming up. I ain't going to be able to restart nothing. You just got to roll with it, man. You get a shit ball? You got two more balls, baby. Yo, Johnny, thanks for the bitties. Welcome aboard, kid. Yo, knave backwards. Coming in hot with the 19 months. Thank you for maintaining membership to the league. Amazing ladies and gentlemen, flip us a butt-up. Jim's Arcade with 100 bits. Man, everyone is just going ham. I love you guys. Can I get some flipper plus in hearts and just everything in chat, please? I love you.
26:25
Dude, Evo looks like it's going to be a blast, too. Not pinball, but... Fighting games are fun. Yeah, Jim, thanks for the biddies, man. Welcome aboard, Junior. There you go, Biddy. Aerodynamic pie for three months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the League of Amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and buttons.
26:56
Jack confirmed for lizard for real. No, but for real, I'm a lizard. Double D coming in with some jackpot, Biddy. Thank you, brother. I appreciate it. Up and around.
27:33
That was my bad. Evo is a it's a game fighting a fighting game championship the shit that we're trying to do with pinball essentially don't do it there's no ball save on this game ladies and gentlemen yeah Evo is humongous
28:07
It starts, uh, Twitch just tweeted about it. I think it starts like, it's not today, is it? It doesn't start today.
28:25
Okay, I'm making jump shots here, but we got it. Booyah-shaka. It does start today? Nice. I love fighting games. I'm a Mortal Kombat baby.
28:47
MKBB. See, slow it down, dude. I can feel it in my freaking pooch. Slow it down, dude. Like what I'm doing right now, this is not slowing it down. This is slowing it down. Almost. Okay, collect bonus for no reason. You like Tekken? Never could get into Tekken. The flipper animation board? That's okay. I'll fix it in just a second. I gotta redo that animation so that when it breaks, it doesn't rest on black. It rests on the flipper. I animated it like backwards essentially. I like Smash Brothers. Smash is something that I never got into. Never got into Smash. I'm not sure why. Not because it's whatever. Dude, Clay fighter was bullshit. Oh, you screwed me. This is not control. Oh, get in there. Remember, we have extra balls and shit turned off. And there is no ball save. Those who missed the Welcome aboard, kid. ...the tournament, the regular pterodactyl... ...tall pterodactyl penis. You cheat, Dr. Jones! Welcome to the league, your amazing ladies and gentlemen. Welcome aboard, Junior. What an amazing reference to an amazing game. Welcome, welcome, you cheat, Dr. Jones. And Xanthith, with the freaking five months in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league, your amazing ladies and gentlemen. All the effing love. Thank you so much. You cheat, Xantus. Thank you, thank you, thank you. You're beautiful.
30:56
Watch out! I got fricked. You cheat, Dr. Jones. Great call out to freaking scooting around them drop targets and getting it in the old scoop arena. You cheat, Dr. Jones. Is that your favorite table, would you say?
31:21
Williams, Indiana Jones? We had one here for a while. Man, we've gone through some crazy good tables here at the studio.
31:31
We got to get back to getting some more sexy machines up in here. The tuba. I... let me tell you something about what just happened there. I read that very wrong.
31:52
I'm starting a streaming channel? Cool, dude. What are you going to stream? Like, uh, knitting? Knitting's fun.
31:59
You could be the first, um, like, cooking and skydiving channel. Alright, here we go. Bathtub Time Force? I've never played that game. Or what's BTTF?
32:20
The 13 Balls. Does the left flipper feel spongy? Uh, I don't know if it feels too spongy. Maybe a scooch.
32:31
This game needs a quick once-over. Super cute. I'm fixing everyone's games but my own. I'm just messing with you, you cheat Come on, baby Good point
33:04
Super bad? No, these are regular rubs, dog Regular rubs Good old fashioned regular rubber. Getting a little too super cute here.
33:26
Here we go. Super Bantz, I know dude. Super Bantz! F Super Bantz. Boob shot, yeah. What's up, iBlue? Good to see you, stud. How's it going?
33:44
Oh, God, that's it. That shot is so tight, but it feels so good when you make it. Oh, what have I done? Please don't fall into ball-a-rama.
33:54
Don't do it. Don't. Don't. I tried to drive the center post. It didn't work. Flip haze. Can I get some flip haze in chat please?
34:12
That's a skill shot off the plunge? I didn't know that. Wow. Super Q! Shit. Go for the extra ball. Doesn't work. Mayonnaise? Hey, guys.
34:40
Watch out! I tilted. I actually tilted this game. We need to analyze what our high score is on this thing. What is it? Like, something... It's something astronomically, like, impossible.
35:01
Because we had like the game of the century a couple times in a row. Call your shots. Live. Fall off the table.
35:31
This is like right out lane. It's starving. I'm starving. It's starving. You remember a 30 million plus game? I thought I remembered like a 48 or something. Let's look.
35:44
Nipples? Nope, no nipples. Alright, here we go. 2 million obviously is not a good score. Alright Here we go What do we got What do we got Yes The longest Oh my god The end Cool butt Alright here we go Pre Come on show me them top hustlers like look how fun that animation is Capcom classic so good this game is so good alright complete oh my god please like someone thought of a street level game alright here we go this is it for big points game oh yeah alright into the boobs again you're just going to keep showing this alright here we go top hustlers grand champion Deadfoot.
36:44
What? 120 million? Did I play for like four days on one game? Break shot. Play April. Holy hell. No aerodynamics.
37:10
Holy hell. Good luck, bruh. Solid. Pops are working. Alright, we got one super cute. Time to put a billy. Oh my god.
37:34
Could you imagine putting a billion? on this. Not I. I'm also going to... Thank you, Tater Solid, for posting those rules. Yeah, we try not to talk about other streams on here, if that's alright, guys.
37:56
We're going to bring up other streams. Let me do it. The three ball. The four ball. Alright, so... All right, here we go.
38:09
We locked one ball up. We're still pretty good. Ballarama is lit, but we'll never, ever, ever bother with that. It just doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. Yo, Kai, good to see you, dude. This isn't Adam's family. Wait, does it say Adam's family?
38:28
Yeah, shoot for the break shot. Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump. All right, here we go. Get it in there. Please.
38:44
Serve. Please. Woo. Rule. No, no. I was just looking forward to the table stream. Wait, of Adam's family? Kai Boytown, we'll do an Adam's family soon, man. I just, again, I have reservations about that game. I for sure set my gear up on an Adam Stanley before, but we've never been able to properly stream it from like a pack. This is clearly decent.
39:16
My favorite, pinball machine. So, if you're curious what I'm shooting for, there's three things here. The pink targets will light our super cues, and when you get a super cue all the way around, it spots a ball for you. so you don't have to work towards things that freaking suck. The graphic of this pinball machine is really good. Hell yeah, Reaper.
39:37
Also, we have one ball locked up, another ball ready to be locked up. We just got to bash that post. It'll lock the ball up, and then we got to get another ball in the middle, and that'll start our multiball, essentially.
39:49
The graphic of this pinball machine is really good. Where can I download it? So, yeah, pinball isn't real. We bought this on Steam.
39:59
I've taken this game to many shows and it gets a lot of play. It's a fun table, dude. I mean, it's an EM style... Well, it... No, I'm sorry. Yeah, it's a street level game with a DMD, right? How many exist like that? Like, how many street level games have a DMD? Probably none. the closest thing I would say is probably Scott Denise's Total Nuclear Annihilation slow it down baby I said slow it down, didn't take my own advice threw it in the freaking trash can old news style there's some new old stock playfields on Google, nice dude no my playfield isn't like perfect Perfect condition. Yeah, and total nuclear isn't even close. It's numeric in LCD. Nuclear, guys.
41:04
Listen. Pinspotter, can I tell you something? It's a conspiracy. Nuclear is not real. It's nuclear. Listen, the president said it himself.
41:16
Why would the president say anything that isn't correct? I'm sorry. Our former president. Shoot for the money shot. Shoot for the money shot. Shoot for the super cue. Alright, we got two super cues here. Now, the jackpot, you have to get it in the center saucer. and we need some effing control here. So I think we finished eight ball. We're moving on to nine ball.
41:56
All right, we got a ball trapped up top, too, which is awesome. If we can get a ball trapped on the... We have a ball, ladies and gentlemen, trapped on every flip around this game. This is some pro shit they don't teach you in school, ladies and gentlemen.
42:34
And then I drained them all. Shit. And then I drained them all. All right, we got some super cute action here.
42:53
The two ball. MLG, baby. Uh, Reaper, I do not stream this game often at all, actually. If you want to see it more, I could try busting it out more often. Yeah, I used to. I do a lot more location stuff now.
43:33
All the way around. Come on. Live catch. Woo! Here we go. We need more up and down. You know? We need more of the old up and down.
43:58
You have to skate ball from the camera angle when you started? Nice. Yeah, I reorganized a little bit. Break shot. Skate ball. Space mission.
44:07
That was not $120 million. Yo, Reaper, thanks for the follow, buddy. Alright, we can do this. Lude. Wait, was that the one with the nipples? One of the matching animations shows nipples.
44:25
You got belly electro working last night? Nice, dude. Congrats. We still need... We still don't have... I'm an idiot. I should have just let that bounce and it even gave me the benefit of the doubt.
44:42
Still need a few more bulbs for T2. I'm the worst at like organizing that. There's a super cue, there's a lock.
44:57
Notice different animations in 1.3. Yeah, Jim you're gonna see some What's happening is the animations in 1.1 and even 1.2, they just recycled a lot of stuff. But there were new animations for 1.3.
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The ten ball. Well, it misread where the ball is. That's fine. Oh, yeah! Here we go. Ow! That was almost a massive mistake.
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Yeah, definitely burn that stuff, dude. 1.3 is totally worth it. I played this with like 1 point... I think 1.1 on it.
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I've never actually played the Pac-Man pinball machine, but I've been meaning to go out to level 257 to stream the damn thing.
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But when I finally got there to stream it one day, they had just pulled it off the freaking lot or something to, like, get it repaired.
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Left. She laughed at me. She laughed at us. What? So what does run the table mean? Alright, we're going to call our... Oh, you dick.
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Pop it over. Get it in there. Nine ball. Shit. I love that mode, but it's so hard to get control of that ball because you can't
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hit any switches during that mode, except for the one that you called. Now we're going to play. Are we under rotation? No, we're still in nine ball. I'm an idiot. It's getting a win without your opponent shooting in pool, if I remember correctly. Oh, damn. Run the table. I like it.
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You fart! How do you light the kickback again? Complete drop target. Awards, okay, knock those three targets down.
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Swing drains are the best drain. Yo, Van Guy, what's up, player? How you doing, bud? Still a mod, I see.
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Fart! Oh, wow. How the hell did I get 120 million? I think I black out sometimes and turn into, like, a super saiyan pinball player.
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Because I don't remember these. I'm great, VanGuy, I'm great. Oh. So if we knock down this last drop target, we should get our kit back.
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Back. I remember when... Yes. Exactly, birds. Every time around, it gets more and more. And we did cutthroat a couple of times in one game.
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Wow. Wow. So I think we just need to warm up to it. Right. We had a multi-ball going through the first two cutthroats, I think. Alright, let's see if we get the nipples. we go. It even hangs out longer and jiggles them. So ridiculous. Nice, Moose. You got to play Star Wars? My man. Is there a pinball game for PS89? I don't even... Oh, PS4? Yeah, there's plenty of pinball games for PlayStation 4. There's Pinball Arcade. There's... Actually, go in the PS store, the PlayStation store, you'll find a whole mess of them, dude. A whole mess of different games.
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There's a lot of great stuff. Nip! We got the nip. Back up top, baby. back up top baby keep that bonus climbing nips on twitch i'll see you on hitbox yo kai blood talent remember i showed my own nipples for like an hour and a half on the front page of twitch you remember that remember that yeah they're really good reaper a lot of them are good nothing compares to the real thing nothing at all compares to the real thing This game came out in 1996. Sass tune.
51:48
What the hell was that? Nipple stream 2017. I thought it was going to get a lot more questionable, like, Reddit activity.
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But no. Like, people barely talk about it. They're like, yeah, there's a dude's nipple. My big, my big old... Uh, friggin' baloney nipple.
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JK. Mine are more like, uh... It's like, um, an extra... Like an extra thick slim jim. You know? Not big.
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What the hell am I talking about? ball. Now we're gonna play nine ball. I won't do it. All right, we're going right up the bus. You screwed me man. You can't hit any switches. How's the Star Wars animation going? I don't even want to talk about it, dude. I'm, like, so frustrated with it. I'm so frustrated with it.
53:14
It's, uh, bad news bears. We have a million points. We have a million effing points. So here's why nailing Collier's Shot is important. It gets you through the mode you're playing. It just ends it. It just finishes it. So, let's try not shooting at the middle. Let's choose a shot that's easier.
53:41
Alright, put the balls away. Let's go for something easier, like the left orbit. We'll try calling our shot to get to it.
53:49
Okay. I think we can do this. So, if we put the lotion on the skin, there you go. then we don't get the hose.
54:04
I'll read that in a second, Kai. There was worse. Remember the first time you did total nuclear annihilation? You had to remove the... Oh, yeah, because Jay Brand came out in the Borahut suit.
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Nuclear. All right, here we go. Yep, yep. Yep. Oh, that was in there, dude. Whoo, that was in there. Feeling it. Here we go. Nailed it. Back at you, Leah.
55:03
You get it. Freaking rim-jopped me, dude. Why go again? I swear. Alright, let's get some super-cutes. Bambi, what's up?
55:19
You're our only hope. Help me, Danger Jet Pelloni. The farts awaken. Not like this. Okay. Right up the middle. That's all you got to do. I can't stand you.
55:51
You know how freaking crazy it would be if Capcom just tweeted, They're like hey, we're coming out with another pinball machine. It's already developed ready to go and ready to buy
56:03
Mega man While this shot I just shoot it that like a 12 times, okay There's the jackpot Let's get a few We're not so worried about those jackpots, but we want balls. There you go.
56:30
Well, we got the crew there. Nice. Free lock. Free lock. Mega Man would be a sick pin, hell yeah. Super cute! There's so many great Like we need We need more video game pinball machines Ladies and gentlemen We need more video game pinball machines There's so many great games out there And we're making games about chicks with big boobs And you know Making pinball machines for vans That were popular in the 70s All great machines, but really any of those themes could have been anything else. The games are all great. I sort of threw that away. So I'm not going for the full super cute. Oh, don't screw me. Screw me.
57:47
Super kawaii. Calm down. Game... Haters. Remember cell phones? Holy mackerel. Family Guy Pinball? So Family Guy and Shrek, same pinball machine. It was just a re-theme. It was smart. It was very smart of them to do that.
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Alright, we're going to backhand this. Remember Brick Phone? Yeah. Do you think Shrek is the better theme?
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You don't like fart multiball? Or Ipecac hurry up? You got Shrek. Remember Virgin Mobile? Remember being a virgin?
59:11
Didn't someone say Blackberry was coming out with a phone with a physical keyboard again or something?
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Alright. Woo! You want me? Got it. I loved my flip phone, dude. Being able to type without looking at your phone was like a godsend.
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I knew I could type a text message that would be perfect grammar and everything I wanted to say without ever having to take my eyes off of the road.
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Physical keyboards were the shit. Well, that sucked. One of my favorite phones was a fly droid. You remember the kick, what was it, the kickflip or something? The phone that went, crr-crunk, and like spun? That thing was nuts. only for cool kids that have some money. Go in the freaking thing, dude. The juke? Oh, sidekick. That's what it was. You like that truck? Boy, you're super cute.
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demon. I had one of those slide phones. It was complete junk. I miss physical keyboards. I really do. Oh, really, Pinwiz? Nah, man. This game is the sheesh. If you know this game and play it against someone that doesn't, you win, dude. You win. Because people spend their whole time just shooting that stupid middle shit and they don't worry about anything else. Kind of like I'm doing. But if you know to actually go for balls and getting the super cute, that's the move we needed. Up. Not side to side. Up. Ladies and gentlemen.
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I was the doesn't? Oh no, sorry Pinwiz. My bad dude. You were in the don't know camp? Sorry bro. All I had to do was flip. Oh, come on. One more time. Typos galore for me on current keyboards. Yeah, man. You know what I do? I've circumvented typing all text messages for the most part. What I do is I do speech-to-text. And I'll tell you, if you want a text message that just makes no sense at all, that's what you want to do. Break shot! Play April!
62:55
Nailed it. Not sure what I was doing there. I love that this game doesn't have a ball for it. He made her on the unicycle.
63:19
Got him, boys. There's a lot of foot traffic by my door today. A lot of foot traffic by my door, and it's freaking me out.
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Backup top. Give me them boners. No. If you're gonna drain, drain out the left. Not right now. Swipe of Android because of the swipe? Is swipe like a way of texting?
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Is that the, like, drawing a line and it, like, predicts words? I tried that shit. I didn't understand it, man. Get in there Why so tense on foot traffic?
64:33
Dude, this isn't the best neighborhood And I got a bunch of pinball machines in here Did I say neighborhood? I meant city I shot that I'm getting effing robbed, cuz.
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Alright, slow it down, dude. Super cute! You know what? Alright, we're going to ignore jackpots. I'm slowly remembering how we did this. All right, we're gonna ignore jackpot our goal
65:20
ladies and gentlemen He didn't need that ball. It's just to get more ball That didn't make it all the way around which is sad
65:31
Oh also, we got to get them some money shot because he asked for it You hear that a lot, you're still spelling the word, yeah. Police pit is brutal. What a girl, what?
65:55
You please the track? Alright, how far into nine ball are we? Oh, shit, we missed our stance. I forgot, call your shot is on a timer, so...
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We got the floor ball! Copy. Oh, the pin is in much better shape than the ones near me. You know what, this is in a really good condition. For sure.
66:28
Those nudgies. That made it around? That was... Fartin' dick blaster. Shit. Bird fart. Sorry. That was a lot of the word fart. Looks like a dirty butt. Like every kind of butt.
67:07
I swear to God. Where are the rants? Scott, let me ask you a question, buddy. Was this game an inspiration to you at all? It's a fun machine.
67:31
Stuck my effing butthole, dude. Let's go. Thank you. The whole play field is this six degree ramp. Oh, yeah, it had 1.0 code on it. That's right. Not even 1.1. Well, that Oh my god, it's so basic!
68:19
Not a fan of the orbits, but the middle lock toy is awesome. I agree, dude. The middle lock toy. What an inventive, freaking... It's so original, you know?
68:34
Can I get some control? Let's go, Bicep. Shit, you couldn't have fallen the other way? Oh, we're good.
68:45
We good, fam. Super cute. Alright, see if we can lock both of these up with one shot. When I hit it.
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Nailed it. Who the mother FMA? Get it in there. So Scott, you're not going to Pembroke is what you said, right? You're not going? The deflection. The effing deflection is real. Shit.
69:44
Oh, whoa. Don't drain, idiot. Don't call anything a money shot, please. It's a kid's show.
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So, I'm shooting for... No, Pinberg for me. Dang, dude. That's what we wanted.
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Super cute. Yes. No. I love that she laughs at you when you drink. Actually, I hate it. Socrates rescheduled Jetsons. Here's the thing.
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Jetsons needed to happen when we had it scheduled because I'm going to be out of town from the 19th until the end of the month. So if Chuck gets back to me and says we could stream like Monday or Tuesday of next week, then great. But if not, then it won't happen until August.
70:54
I got Comic-Con, I got Twitch, I got Pinberg. There's a lot of stuff going on at the end of this month.
71:06
I thought knocking those down was supposed to give me my kicker. The 13 ball. Like that. Oh, shit, you're going to be at Comic-Con? Yeah, dude.
71:25
So if any of you are going to be at Comic-Con, I will be doing my show live from there. What I will be doing, I cannot disclose.
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And when I say my show, now that I actually do IRL shit and stuff, who knows what I'm going to be doing, right?
71:40
It's going to be good. Comic-Con for what? I facilitated a thing that's going to happen there. And I going to be running a thing that happening there That stinks like a nasty skunk Amen buddy
72:01
There we go. Don't fake the funk on a nasty skunk. Dexcomicon stuff will involve wearing the rainbow suit.
72:20
No, I can't talk about that, Uthi. Ladder cosplay? There you go. Specifics still aren't ready with all that stuff. It's taken for effing effer.
72:33
Although ladder cosplay would be effing hilarious, dude. What are you? I'm an effing ladder dud. What are you?
72:53
Now let's play. Rotation. Oh shit. Wait, I wasn't ready. I didn't realize we were that close. Shit. Of course you're gonna drain. I didn't realize... I thought we were only on nine ball. Oh, I will, Lucy. Don't worry, buddy. I thought we were on rotation. I blew through rotation that quick? That's weird. I didn't realize. I didn't realize.
73:36
What? There is a ball save on this game? I mean, whatever. That life catch was freaking textbook. I'm a ladder, idiot.
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I'm a ladder. Come on. We need some super cute. Here we go. Cute. I'm super cute. So shooting the super skew on purpose drained us.
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That's us. So what is 8-ball and 9-ball? Can anyone explain in pool rules that the mocking on this game?
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Super troll. It's incredible. Eight ball is like what? Regular pool? Nine ball is... Did you hear that?
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So I'm going to shoot these from across. Seems a little safer. Yeah! Super cute! Holy shit. Explain pool to me, please. If you're here Tuesday, pinball tournament at the waterfront. Uh, where is here, Miss Nancy Ross?
75:55
Where is here? Man, if you get that freakin' mini loop down, you will blast through all the modes. Blow the freakin' ball down, idiot. Oh, San Diego, right on, miss. Awesome. Both players shoot one to nine in strict sequence. What do you think of the Monopoly pin? I like Monopoly, Dr. T.
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Waterfront Bar, Little Italy. Nice. Good to know. Miss Nancy, do you follow me on Twitter at all? Are you able to tweet some information about that to me? I'll share it. I just want like a public record of it. I suck at, I've been sucking at keeping up with my messages lately. I've got like so much crap going on, it's nuts.
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Got him. Get it! Are we on nine ball right now? Yes. I thought rotation was the strict number thingy.
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If you have to do it in Otis. Super cute. All right, there's nine ball. All right, now we're on to rotation. So, now we have to get to multiball like now.
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We got to get to multiball like right now. You might be right about the floppiness. because that left flipper did not drop fast enough a heel.
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I'll have M. Wills tweet you from... Oh, nice! My boy. We don't want ballerama. We don't want another ballerama.
78:56
There's three. Give me that straight ball. Actually, we need, no, don't drink. You son of a bitch. Who sucks here, the Break Shop Babe or Jeanette Lee and Sharkies? Well, I'm more of a, like, have you ever seen the backlash to LaserCue? That's sort of my deal, you know. Google LaserCue. That's my kind of pool party.
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Yeah, they're still pretty unobtainium there, Tater Salad. Wow that... holy hell we got that 50 Q. Stop! Stop it! Jesus. Laser Q is amazing dude. It's the most erotic face juice playing billiards. Well, I didn't want that, but we'll take it. So we're going to go right up the middle because we don't want this to end right away. We actually... Oh, well.
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The eight ball. Rick! Oh, come on. One more time. Oh, well. Try some spares back last. Nah, dude. Laser cue.
80:53
It's just hot. Space... Muscular space dude butt. The play field in art look great. It's ridiculous, dude. Am I thinking of the correct game? Hold on, let me click this.
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Laser cue. Does it have like weird space dude booty? Yeah. It's so good. Oh, God, it's so good. Space dude booty.
81:44
I want to complete... The beer's not safe here. I want to complete a mode via call your shots. I thought I saw something go well.
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You ever have that thing where there's just like ants crawling all over your body? Because I'm sort of right there. Good shot. Let's play eight ball.
82:23
Solid. You got a two ball. Okay, you're not playing control here, Ding Dong. Oh my god, this is my life now.
82:36
They call that jonesing? Jonesing? I've been jonesing, dude. Get out of there. No time to call my shot.
82:56
Sorry, I meant shoot out. It's happy hour. Dude, I want happy hour. Holy shark, you shoot out. Oh, nudge up, internet. Say it with me. Nudge up. Nudge up. Nudge up. Nudge up. Nudge up. Nudge up. How's that? Nudge up. Nudge up. Nudge up. Nudge up. Internet. What am I trying to say? Nudge up. Nudge up. Look at this. Nudge up. Nudge up. Nudge up. Jump out. Send nudes. Yeah. Send nudes, please. We don't need another hero. Alright, let's see if the Ghostbusters plunge works. Short plunge, full plunge. Here we go. Short plunge, full plunge. He didn't do anything. Can he get beyond Thunderdome? I can get there. All we want is that we are The Thunderdome! Alright, we got our Supercute.
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Dude, nudging up! Look how many balls we got here because we made a few shots up there. Did it work on Star Wars? What would it do though, Kiel? Like, what would it do?
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Call your shot. All right, we're going to blow through. So if we can make this call your shot, we're going to get right out of nine ball, right into rotation, okay?
85:07
Call your shot. We're going to go with the left orbit since it's easier. Nothing. Try it again. Oh. Oh, well. What? Oh, that's cool. Is there a stock ball save for the kick out?
85:46
You've got three testers. TV hat, TV hat. Yes, give me a little ball. All right, we're going to hit this. Freaking baller. Good, we did not want multi-ball yet. Nudge up, internet, nudge up. Nudge up.
86:27
All right, let's try it. Center. You dirty shithole. It's impossible. Rotation. Nudge up. Nude up. Alright, here we go.
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Rotate. That was close, that was close. So we're going to go for a few super cues here. Super cues get us through those top ones pretty quick.
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That should have counted, I think, as a fall. Because we got the back side of the switch. Yeah, it gave it to us. Nice. It did give it to us. Good, good, good, good, good. So we're doing rotation the old-fashioned way by actually shooting what we need. First! Okay. We're going to try to keep this alive while we finish rotation.
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Please don't say that. I'm running, I'm running. We don't care about jackpots, just so you know. That is not the objective of this. Okay, now that that's over, we're going to get right back into multiball. I love Capcom pins. Airborne is your personal Capcom favorite? Nice. I've never played Airborne. One of these days. There's one.
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That's another. There's another. These flings are freaking hungry, dude. Nudge up. Nudge up. Shit, I didn't nudge up soon enough. Okay. We gotta get that ball, multiball really close, but not start it. Alright, here we go. Ball is this two? B-ball two please. My man.
89:50
Okay. That's locked up. Wait. How many times are you gonna make me shoot that damn thing? Stupid dummy. Stupid dummy. Great play, ZF. Nice kill.
90:07
Alright, we got some super Q actions. On both sides. Good, good, good, good, good, good. Okay. We don't... Rotation 1 through 15.
90:27
Alright, that's enough Super Q's. I think they get us through everything. Oh god, that was close. We're getting there, we're getting there. Slow and steady. Slow and steady. And multiball's just sitting there waiting for us. Alright. So, we're in a good place. We're in a good place. Alright. 12 is right there.
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Not a joke. 13 and a super cue light. Would have been great if we hit that. We can backhand it, though.
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Don't... Alright, we need to get these two balls. And Super Q's lit, so we can do this. So we're in cutthroat. So our objective is to get the ball up top or anywhere that the ball is, whatever ball is blinking. And you got time, but not a lot of time. I like how it killed the chick's face, but the dude's voice... Go for the three ball! Alright, four balls right here. Do super cues score these balls for you too? Alright, we're okay, we're okay, we're okay, we're okay. Take back, change the rules. Alright, we gotta scoot the five here, come on. Now we could try to get back into multiball, because cutthroat will be lit. Six is a pain in the ass. Ladies and gentlemen, Where was nudge up when I needed it the most? Where was nudge up? Nice hat dog. Thanks Skip. Where was my nudge up when I needed it?
93:16
So that's cutthroat counting down. And now you get a jackpot based on how many balls you got. We didn't get a lot. You get two million... no. You get like a million per, is it? I can't remember.
93:36
Well, that's a little unfair because I just literally nailed that. I have GC at 120 million. It's like a ridiculous store.
93:55
Yeah, 120 million. And then all my other scores go down to like 60 million, 50 million, 30 million, something like that.
94:17
You gotta like get in the groove with this machine, I feel. The next time we get into Cutthroat, though, it's going to be worth so much more money.
94:43
And we're right back in it. Cool, huh? Right back in it. Those games are kind of screwing me here a little bit. I'm trying to... there you go. So we could go for Ballarama here.
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Alright, now the 4-Ball, which is also a Super Cube. Clean, please. Alright, so Multiball's ready. There's 4. Alright, multiple ball's ready.
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And we freaking got it. So, uh, now we just use this to just bash everything. Like, I could have sworn I just hit the five ball there, but that's okay.
95:41
Oh, whoa. So six is a massive pain in the butt. No joke. Let's not say that, please. Oh! Oh, damn it! Wanted to come back!
96:07
What do you want now? Up top? I can get this. Shit. You don't like going for the money pot? It hurts my feelings.
96:27
I'm a sensitive guy. Nudge up, idiot! If you could just keep that cutthroat thing cruising... So good. So good.
96:52
Thanks for being loud! Let me tell you something. On a regular day, that score is a good score. Okay? On a regular day, on any day that you're not playing Deadflips Break Shot, that is a good score.
97:13
So I think we can control this a little better. Who's all going to Pinbird early for the pin golf tournament? An alarm clock out of a pinball knocker? Oh, God. Yep, there you go, Wonko. Very true. Good job. Nudge up.
98:03
Nudge up. Pin golf tournament, do you tell? So, Pinburg every year has a pin golf tournament the day before Pinburg.
98:21
Usually at, it's like this, I forget what the name of it is. It's like a warehouse in like the middle of some industrial park.
98:36
Oh, there you go, Scribble. Scribble, are you going? Break shot. I want to play 8-ball. I'd like to put it by the game. I got in. All right, both Supercube. Yeah, we are blowing through a ball right now. Holy shit. I tried rock bottom. Um, I don't know if it's called, honestly, I don't, you could probably say the name and I wouldn't know.
99:42
Holy shit. Drop it to the floor. Uh, Nancy, have we met before? Have we met before? Miss Nancy Rose, are we acquaintances IRL?
100:06
You got the butt ball. Yo, Berryman, what's up? Good. How you doing, man? Start. Holy hell that save. Last year at coin-off it was my first timber gear. Nice! That's great to hear. I love knowing the people in my chat. Alright, here we go. Oh, I just mean to flip. So I hit that. Nudge up. Up nudges, man, let me tell you. My first beer pinberg this year that's so great coin up though coin up coin up trying to think of what coin up is
101:21
okay was around twitchcon oh nice rotation rotation rotation all the super cues we're just playing flop right now Plane's flopping, it's working. Alright. Need a nudge help emote? Yeah, right. I don't want the jackpot though. Jackpot is not what we're here for. What we are here for is, well, that.
102:27
Kick her out of it, there you go. Pop over, oh yeah baby. Alright, we're going to stage. Eight ball shot. Nine ball shot. That should give me the ten. Alright, now we... We do not want to finish rotation just yet. We want to get back into multiball. I'll wear my Tony the Kid shirt. Hell yeah.
103:05
There's no ball in there, you dick. Okay. Thank you. I love that it knows. Alright, we're going to short plunge.
103:16
As I blow my way through rotation like an idiot. What are you doing? I was just so comfortable with that shot. SLC, what's up, dude?
103:29
It's the loudest noise, and it doesn't give you any warning. Like someone put an extra metal plate in there or something.
103:40
So loud. Give me the ball back. I fumbled that. I fumbled that. That was pilot-aerial, ladies and gentlemen. That's okay. We got forked out.
104:02
It scared me. We'll get on the board with the flashball. Stop getting balls, please. So many clips of Jack King scared of Brickshot Oscars.
104:20
It's scary dude, if you were in this room it's like so incredibly loud. Shit, we need to be careful what we hit. We're trying to get multi ball close. Okay, ball properly, ball properly. Stop giving me balls! Alright, sauce.
104:52
Alright, cutthroat countdown. Now we just gotta get multiball. This game is all about setup, dude. This whole game is just setup.
105:24
Guys, I'm making friends on LinkedIn. Did you know that? Do you guys have friends on LinkedIn? Yo, RavingSockMonkey.
105:33
Cheers. to you, bub. Let's get back to it. Internet, here's what I want you to do. Listen to this song. Now, go find what year that the Macarena came out. Can you go find me the year that the Macarena came out? LinkedIn is toxic. LinkedIn has done more for me in business than any sort of anything else I've ever done in my life. Absolutely.
106:04
Macarena came out in 95. Really? Hold on. 1995? Break shot ripped off the Macarena. Listen. That's the Macarena. Listen, I don't, I'm actually probably being super racist. I don't know the lyrics to that. We're time traveling.
106:52
My five-year-old daughter came home singing it from camp the other day. Clips exist. Yeah, my life is over.
107:06
You do know that I have the ability to delete clips too, right? Did you know that? So unless, if you get a juicy clip, internet, if you get a juicy clip, and if you're clipping just to be like a turd and you want to get me in trouble, if you got a juicy clip, But you know what I'm going to delete? Download it.
107:31
Because when I look at the clips that people are taking of me, half of them I can tell that people are like, this is funny, the other half are like, well I'm going to use this information to narc on him. Yeah Oh don think I don see you guys We going to clip F to paint away All right we got super cute We're good. She scores a new song. Yeah, I'm going to do the Macarena. I remember like sitting in my grandma's van listening to that song and she's doing the dance. What's the Machine Extra Kits. That is Spider-Man Vault Edition. Macarena's 1993. Okay. Where's the clip of F the Painless? I don't know. Direct you in the peeing dog stance? It helps, guys. It helps get... Here's what it does, okay? It takes my weight off of the machine where I might be hitting it a little too hard. Okay? And stops me from putting more love into the tilt bob, which you don't want. Yeah, it's a great game, dude. It's a great game. Dope fin, for sure. Here, I'll give you a close-up. It's hot.
109:02
It's a great fin to buy that machine. Yeah. We still haven't officially called a shot yet, which I'm super bummed about.
109:26
What's the painting behind you? That's a painting of my uncle, Vigo. He immigrated over here from Carpathia many, many years ago. All right, here we go. Uncle Vigo never hurt nobody. Hey, Uncle Vigo! What's the matter you?
110:06
My cousin Viggo What's your part of the family The stave my lord can I have the ball dude? Yeah, the extra ball's turned off, ladies and gentlemen. If you're serious, which I know all of you are. Oh my god, dude, this game is 100% safe. Thank you. Whew! Yeah, nice job. All right. You're 15 balls. Didn't my work look exactly like Viggo? Maybe it is.
110:58
He was way too interesting in my baby cousin Oscar. I think he might be a pedophile. We're not sure.
111:10
That's freaking great, dude. Yo, you attached to that kid? You got the iron ball. Nudge up, nudge up. Hey, all I'm saying is, in the movie, he's trying to put himself inside of a baby.
111:47
All right, guys, this conversation's getting a little out of hand. Who's excited about... Be Drane?
112:01
Who's excited about Comic-Con? I am. That's what I heard, Skipnatty. It's like the episode of It's Always Sunny with the Nightman. You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole.
112:25
Don't ruin your fancy hat. Say my name. Chicago Open Air Festival? Dude, yeah. Kiss is coming into town. I don't know why I said that with excitement in my voice. But Kiss is going to be here.
112:57
And always Sunnypin would be hilarious. I agree. The three ball. You know, somewhere I feel like we saw. I saw a custom...
113:07
It's always got any pins somewhere? Maybe? Maybe. Kiss puts on a really fun show? Nice. Metallica was here last night at the baseball field. I missed it. No! Metallica!
113:25
You mean Metallica? Call your shot. Oh, frick. I couldn't even. All right. You got an eight ball. Now let's play nine ball. Okay, we can do this. We can do this. Call your shot. We're going right up the middle.
113:47
We just need control. All right. We freaking did it, ladies and gentlemen. Now we're going right into rotation. Did you see that?
114:00
Laura, no. The phone lines aren't on right now. No. And thank you for saying that, because now everyone's going to freaking call him. I've got to hit hang up on every MF-er that calls while I'm playing. Laura.
114:13
Who taught you how to be the wife of a streamer, dude? Come on. You got the three ball.
114:33
Alright. Laura trolling Jack live. No shit. I mean, I could set up the phone line. You like how Laura's only a three month sub?
114:53
Yeah, thanks. Wife. I legit have a question? Okay. Whoever the Bit Boss is, I do apologize. You're going away.
115:24
I like to put it right here in my career. I hate that it refreshes everything. Why would changing... it doesn't make sense.
115:37
Can we get a Pinburg room on Discord? Hell yeah, Scribble. Alright, internet. Oh, my PO box is 18236 Chicago, Illinois 60618. Laura, when we were on the front page of Twitch, I didn't want people sending me Anthrax dildos, you know? Go ahead and give me a call, B, and we'll see how this works.
116:01
Andrex dildos, andrex, andrex dildos. Jack, are you using Wi-Fi on your laptop? I am not. No. I am not, Boris. I am hardwired, my friend. Okay, I can't hear that. I'm going to answer.
116:33
Welcome aboard, kids. Yo, Fishhawk. Hold on. Fishhawk, for 19 months in a row, thank you for maintaining a membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip it some butts up. Who am I on the phone with?
116:50
It's Charlie and Momflip. Oh, what's up? It's my baby and my baby. Can you hear me okay? Oh, shit. I just screwed something up. Hold on.
117:05
Default. Hello? Yes. Can you hear us? There it is. What's going on? Well, first of all, I have a child who has now learned how to stage dive off of the living room coffee table. That's fun.
117:19
Okay. Stage diving. Babies are fun. But also, okay, so I have a quick question, and I'm curious what the Internet has to say, too. I can't see chat right now, so you've got to read it to me. Will do. All right. Yo, crying baby. No, she's so excited about this question.
117:38
Okay, I'm ready. All right. I'm ready. So I know somebody who is starting a really dumb GoFundMe, like super dumb.
117:51
It's for a business that they want to start, and it's just not thought out. At all. It's so dumb. It's driving me crazy. What should I do? I want to tell them. I want to tell them that it's so dumb.
118:07
You know the person? Yes. There's someone close to me. Is it Jack? It's not me, you dildos. And how exactly do I sound right now?
118:22
Yeah, you sound like you're on a phone. No, you can't hear my raspy voice? Not too much. I would say, if it's a dumb idea, the internet will figure it out and it won't go anywhere.
118:38
Okay, so I should just talk behind that person's back and not say anything to them, right? Right. right like I mean is are they raising money because they don't have money to start a venture or do they have money and they just want more money honestly the thing is the internet's good at eventually snuffing out bullshit eventually I will say some stuff squeaks by especially for periods of time but it it'll figure itself out it will you are not allowed to speak up because it doesn't exist yet and you're just a poo-poo or naysayer and you'll get shit on.
119:21
Okay, that's fair. Unless it's like your brother, like you can't say anything. Well, I think, yeah, I would argue that maybe if it's my brother it's worse.
119:34
No way, Judith. One of my siblings was starting a company that's like, hey, we're taking dirty diapers and were hosing them off in my backyard, running them through a, you know, driving over them with, like, clean tires to, like, wring them out so you could put them back on baby's butts, I'd be like, listen, you fucking idiot, no.
119:53
Okay. All right. Yeah. If you're related to this person, okay, then you are, you have an extra special in to tell them they're being stupid. Okay, I'll go further. I am related to this person. Okay. Is it a female? Yes.
120:15
Okay. Does it involve bowel movements? Yes. Okay. So how, I guess you got to read, okay, if it's not like a direct relative, like a brother or sister, cousins get a little tricky. aunts are a little tricky, uncles, whatever I'm just going to assume it's a cousin honestly you just you can't, I don't know I don't know, be honest and straightforward seems to be the best answer do you think I should say something?
120:53
so I'll give you a little bit more background I probably have experience in what she's trying to okay, so somebody's trying to start something where it would benefit uh youth it's a youth benefit type of program um and it would involve like purchasing a house and letting kids come and hang out basically like a youth group but they want to like uh but no no god no nothing just a spot to hang out like no programming or no like on-site counseling nothing it's just a cool space for teens to hang out it's just a it's just a cool hang house yeah yeah and that'll be that'll be taken over by drugs and gangs immediately right right i mean like they're all sorts of immediately like whatever house she thinks she's going to get she doesn't even know what house it is yet that house already has gangs and drugs in it yeah i bet okay so i feel like i could give her guidance if she actually wants this to happen and that's why I want to say something, but also just think it's going to fall flat on its face before it even gets off the ground, so I don't know if I should say something. I'm curious what you think and what the internet thinks about that. Yeah, just like, just regular hang houses aren't good. You need to have, yeah, liability is a big thing.
122:19
Accountability, yo, crying baby, woof. Sorry. That's all good. And it's, like, wow. A, okay. All done. Keep that baby away from the freaking phone. She's all done. Having a place that has, like, no rules and you just come and go as you please and do whatever you want will have nothing but trouble. That is a guarantee.
122:45
Yeah. Um, unless she, unless there's like a, like a fee to get in, or, um. But if I'm in trouble, I'm not going to pay.
123:00
Okay. I'm going to dine bag or whatever they're calling it nowadays, you know? Yeah. Geez Louise. Condoms. That's rough. Um, but. Some goddamn condoms.
123:14
Um, yeah, that's, that's tough. I would say, like, maybe call her up and try to, like, be like, hey, I'm really interested in this thing you're doing. Do you mind if I ask you a few questions just to, like, pick your brain to see where you're at? Because if this is a thing for, like, any kid older than, like, seven, you are in for some trouble.
123:40
Yeah. That's a good way to go about it. Yeah. Like, say like, hey, I'd like to talk to you about that. Like, so what do you plan on doing if like, you know, so it's for troubled youth. What if the troubled youth are in there and they're just like scratching their name and things and they're like, what do you do when you catch them with drugs? You know, how, like, what is the regulation? What are the rules? How do you keep people out? You know, because it's a come and go, if it's a come and go place and you need to keep people out, you need a way. You need some sort of like bodyguard stuff. I didn't even think about that. Yeah.
124:17
The chat's saying maybe this relative should volunteer in an existing place to get an idea of what is involved first. That's totally what I was thinking, too. Or tell her to volunteer at a boys and girls club. Yeah, get some experience first, or start a program that goes to a cafe and, like, mentors girls. That's what I'm saying. Right, exactly. So, like I said, the, you know, the, What's the freaking quote? The path to the blah blah is paved with good intentions. What is that? I don't know.
124:54
She has good intentions, yeah. We are dropping frames like crazy because I just turned this effing headset on, Laura. Okay, well, I think I got the answer that I wanted, that I needed. yeah I'd say your best bet is to call her and just ask her what she's doing and you can figure it out yeah yeah cool awesome dude thanks for the advice everybody alright buddy I gotta shut the stream off and turn it back on sorry alright I'll talk to you later bye alright thanks for nothing bye
125:38
Well, that sucked. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. There you go. Was that causing my dropped frames? Oh my god, it was.
125:58
Everyone refresh and you'll be caught right back up. So, okay. This. The Bluetooth thing. Huh. Yeah, let me do a test to see how far behind we are, ladies and gentlemen. Can you type the word LARP, F-L-A-R-P?
126:30
Okay, Scribble's here. Scribble, did you hit, did you reset or refresh? I had to cut my wife off because literally that headset... You restarted your browser? Cool. Literally that headset was causing some massive problems. You killed my computer?
126:56
Yeah, I wonder why this was causing an issue. Wow. Holy crap, that delay. Ladies and gentlemen, refresh. Yeah, Skyline. Born and raised, man.
127:10
Oh, nice, you're in Ravenswood. Hell yeah, that's awesome. Ravenswood's awesome. You got a ten ball.
127:22
Let me refresh. Super, that's super cute. Alright, well, I got some research to do to figure out why the hell X-Flit is freaking out when I use a Bluetooth headset.
127:36
Or why it, like, resets my internet and all that stuff. It doesn't make any sense. No, we're still dropping frames, internet.
127:45
I think, uh... I think our stream is fucked. I gotta figure out the internet thing here. I think I'm gonna call Comcast and get this sorted out. Sorry, guys.
128:06
Yeah, I think this is an internet thing. Fuck. Just when you think you're all situated, you know. Because we're dropping frames faster and we're putting them up. All right, guys. Thank you so much for being here. I love you. And I'm in love with you. You're all freaking amazing.
128:26
Have a wonderful night. And I plan on having this all situated before tomorrow. Okay? I got to call Comcast. Actually, we can call Comcast now if you want. Let's do that. No, we're just dropping frames. It's just stupid looking. Diggity-dunkity-dunk. Diggity-dunkity-dunk. Comcast tech for dead flip. Now we'll just call Comcast. Comcast business class. Comcast, Bussiness, support. Man, thanks for nothing internet, you dicks. Business customer support. Contact customer support. All right. Phone. Call. All right. Here we go. Let's see what happens. Yeah, Voo, we're having a contest day.
129:52
See you, Aerodynamic. Hello? Can you unplug and plug it back in? Hi, we have, I'd say a few months ago, just finally resolved a problem we were having with a degraded signal coming in from the node outside. like 20, 30 texts, all sorts of people, and everything was going great. All of a sudden, like starting Monday, we're starting to have that shitty signal. I'm sorry, that crappy signal again. And I'm just curious if there was recently work done at that node or if there's something going on in the area.
130:45
That would be beautiful. Thank you. Appreciate it. I would put this on speakerphone internet, but there's sensitive information you don't need to know.
131:17
yes internet problems Thank you. Hello, Tracy. We recently, I'd say a few months ago, just finally resolved a problem we were having with the Internet with a degraded signal coming in from the node outside. Like a couple dozen technicians, line techs, everybody coming in. Finally got it worked out. It was good for a couple months, but we're now having the same issue again where it's just like a really up and down noisy signal that's causing interference in our live streams that we're doing. And I'm just curious if there's something going on outside, or if there was like work being done, or I'm not sure.
133:04
Just internet. The phone seems to be working just fine. Yeah. Yes. I'll get back to you. Yes. Yes, this is... Sorry.
133:57
Wonderful. Oh, there is an outage reported. Oh, no, I'm sorry. I thought you said there was.
134:16
Okay, cool. Yeah, the intermittency has been going on since about Monday. I'm working in the area now. Okay.
134:40
Oh, I actually refreshed it myself the second I noticed there was a problem because our business completely revolves around like a steady, clean signal coming in. And the second I started noticing some dropped frames and stuff like that, We pulled it, let it sit for almost 10 minutes just to make double sure it was fine. Plugged it back in, and we were still having that same problem. So restarting the modem doesn't seem to be the issue. It sounds like if there's techs outside, they are probably bumping into whatever the problem was prior. They had to check all the connections out there. Some things were loose. Some wires weren't quite right. and I just wonder if they aren't switching things around again or maybe bumping into stuff that might be screwing things up again. We even had new drops and stuff run, so it's definitely happening at the node level.
135:41
Okay. Oh, right guy. Oh, weird. Okay. So do you think they're... Okay. Do you think they're out there right now in response to what's been happening? Or do you think that them working out there is causing what's happening?
136:19
Like... They may be out of the area. I don't know what's happening. Okay. I don't know the amount of people that fall in. Sure. But I already have your address included as one of the addresses. Okay. But you said there isn't much information on, like, what they're doing or how long they're going to be doing that and stuff.
136:42
No. We get to the forum window. We get to the text book. We get to the forum window. We do whatever we need to do. Okay.
137:01
Okay. Sure. We do have service. It's just very, very up and down. Wonderful. Thank you so much. Yes.
138:08
Yep. Awesome. Yep. Awesome. Yep. Awesome. Yep. Awesome. Yep. Awesome. Right now we're just temporarily trying to review and we got organized with德
139:00
Fantastic. Right. That will be all. Hopefully they can restore things back to the way they were last week.
139:28
All right, thanks so much. All right, bye. So check it, Internet. Are you ready for this? Sorry for the slideshow. Right when we started dropping frames was right when some technicians started freaking around with the node outside. So we can't stream anymore because our Internet is actually about to go down here in about five minutes.
139:54
So, yeah. She's like, Your Internet services will be 100% in the morning. They've never been 100%, you freaking... Tracy, give me a freaking break.
140:09
Are your... Do you have... Whatever. Just wiggle some wires. So, we're done. We're done. That's it. Let's go IRL. Here's the thing. If tomorrow's internet is still effing butts, We'll do an IRL stream all day tomorrow. How does that sound, internet? Is that good?
140:39
I'm going to go home and wrestle my wife and daughter until they both pee their pants. You know? Does fiend.
140:53
Yoga flame. Right? Yoga flame. You need a second interwebs? I sure do, man. just go home and enjoy the rest of the day with the wife wrestling.
141:03
Heckle the guys on the ladder. Boo! The technicians are cranking on it. Boo! You suck! They're like, I know. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. Go home and stream TPA. Man, who knows if our internet at home's working.
141:21
They said it was an area thing. So, and I honestly don't live too far from here. Have a good night, cutie pie. All right, guys. I love you so much. Be good. Be good to each other. I'll see you tomorrow. If we can't stream pinball tomorrow, we'll have an IRL stream where we just go do something fun. Okay? You guys ever been to Navy Pier?
141:39
Huh? That's kind of where my head's at. Walk around Michigan Avenue. Go to Navy Pier. Maybe we'll go into Prada and touch some stuff. You know?
141:51
You know what I'm saying? You ever touched a Prada bag? Yeah. Neither have I. Is the Navy there? Not even close, dude.
142:06
Have a heckin' good night. Yeah, guys, I love you. Thank you. Sorry for tonight. Comcast, thanks for shoving your fist exclusively and firmly up my rectum.
142:19
I love you. Sweet dreams, Internet. You're the best. Faithless, thank you for tweeting. You're a damn god. Pinball. What does your speed test say? It has nothing to do with speed. By the way, folks, I help a lot of people start pinball streams. They're like, my stream's not working. I've got like 10 up, 100 down. Your speed almost means shit. Your speed means crap. I don't give a fuck what your speed is. If you have two up, you could still stream, right? the problem is steady consistent signal that is the issue that is where your drop frames come from that is that's what it is I have a PhD on talking internet and with Comcast I love you guys okay be good and be good to each other you're the best have a good night goodbye Laura's the only one happy in chat right now Come on, ride that train. And ride it.
143:30
Coming home early, wife. Let's make another baby. How do you test the consistency? Pinball, there is