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Don't Panic Flip: BETA Episode 2 - Star Wars Pinball

Don't Panic Flip·video·6m 4s·analyzed·Feb 28, 2018
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TL;DR

Star Wars Pinball gameplay with commentary on shot difficulty and mechanics.

Summary

Don't Panic Flip gameplay video showing Star Wars Pinball in action. The player attempts various shots and modes while commentating on difficulty, shot precision, and game mechanics. Audio quality is notably poor with significant transcription errors, making detailed analysis difficult.

Key Claims

  • Star Wars Pinball has a Blackwater mode that triggers at 100 [points]

    low confidence · Player commentary during gameplay; transcription quality is poor and claim may be misheard

  • The Hyperspace shot placement is positioned very close to the glass, making it difficult to hit

    medium confidence · Player expresses frustration: 'I'm not sure why they made it so close' and 'it's so perfect. I can't get the planet down.'

Notable Quotes

  • “I'm not sure why they made it so close.”

    Don't Panic Flip (player)@ 3:08 — Commentary on apparent playfield ergonomics or shot difficulty in Star Wars Pinball

  • “Stay fucking focused. That's so fucking hard.”

    Don't Panic Flip (player)@ 4:46 — Expresses frustration with shot difficulty and precision requirements

  • “I can't believe I'm recording this.”

    Don't Panic Flip (player)@ 5:44 — Meta-commentary on gameplay performance; unclear context due to audio quality

Entities

Star Wars PinballgameDon't Panic FlippersonSterncompany

Signals

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Player criticizes shot placement (Hyperspace) as being too close to glass, creating ergonomic/playability issues

    medium · 'I'm not sure why they made it so close. Oh, it's so perfect. I can't get the planet down.'

  • ?

    product_concern: Playfield shot difficulty appears excessive or poorly balanced based on player commentary

    low · Repeated expressions of frustration with shot precision and difficulty throughout gameplay

Transcript

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0:00
Alright, here we go. Round two. So let's get ourselves a multivalve with type curves. Get an extra TIE fighter. Five TIE fighters. Shots. Green shots. There's two.
1:21
Come on. Good Go in Right ram Come on Got the mobile. Oh shit, that's why I'm supposed to let these go. Not anymore. Ugh. Not anymore.
2:09
Ugh. Hmm. Alright, so what do we got? 56? I think we trigger at 100, so it probably doesn't make sense.
2:34
We're going five fighters. Not everything we do makes sense. Alright. Go and end it. The green. Take it and... Yes! Right right. It's so hard to hit him. Hyperspace. Hurry up. Oh I going to have to Oh I going to have to Take it in Yes Right right It so hard to hit him Hyperspace hurry up Please don hit the glass I'm not sure why they made it so close.
3:26
Oh, it's so perfect. I can't get the planet down. It feels like it changes. Left ramp. Okay, right circle loop. I'm gonna see what technically we could... Oh, no. 230, that was pretty awful. Let's try it again. Let's do multiply. Let's go for a good score. Shot multiplier. Three to start us off.
4:35
Really Couldn give me that one Let's go right down the middle. That was awful. Just awful. Let's go. Stay fucking focused.
4:54
That's so fucking hard. Look at that, that was a perfect shot. One more. Of course I think I did. I'll take it. Knock out the shield generators. Four green shots.
5:40
Shot multiplier. Oh my god. How did that? I can't believe I'm recording this. It's you.