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Pokémon Pinball launches with orbit issues & missing achievements; Dungeon Crawler Carl pinball rumored.
Pokémon Pinball has a known left orbit shot issue where balls go down the middle when coming from certain shots (green guy/orange shot).
high confidence · Cale Hernandez and Jamie Burchill discussing Reddit/Pinside threads about the problem on multiple social media platforms.
George Gomez confirmed the orbit issue has been fixed in production units.
high confidence · Discussion referencing Gomez and Ray Day chiming in on a thread; Gomez stated it's been fixed.
Pokémon Pinball launched without achievements, marking the second consecutive Stern game to ship without them.
high confidence · Cale Hernandez explicitly states 'This is two games in a row that got sent out without achievements.'
Walking Dead Remastered achievements were ready at media day but took time to be approved/added to public code.
medium confidence · Discussion about Seth Davis saying achievements were available at media day, but not present at initial release; speculation about approval process duration.
Pokémon Pinball Pro features new angled side armor covering the button area, a design change never before used on Pros.
medium confidence · Ralph noting this is a first for Pros, though Premiums had this feature previously.
Spike 3 head displays fit too tightly with the new larger display, causing back glass removal issues.
medium confidence · Multiple speakers report difficulty removing back glass on Spike 3 machines; Rudy theorized the tight fit prevents vibration but over-constrains the translight.
Pokémon Pinball was deliberately sent to operators first rather than direct-to-consumer.
high confidence · Ralph noting it's going to operators first; Cale responding affirmatively that operator prioritization is intentional.
Dungeon Crawler Carl IP pinball is in development, likely by Barrels of Fun, based on author announcement at a comic convention.
medium confidence · Discussion of author mentioning pinball in development on stage; Karl DeAngelo (Barrels of Fun founder) is a known Dungeon Crawler Carl fan.
“There's a very important topic we need to talk about... What happened to Chris Franchi? He was supposed to be on the show.”
Retro Ralph @ Early segment — Opening bit establishing Jamie Burchill accidentally communicated he didn't want guests, creating a mixup about Chris Franchi's appearance.
“The ones we played at Media Day were pretty dialed in. Like, I really didn't have many problems at all with them.”
Cale Hernandez @ Pokémon Pinball discussion — Notes disparity between media demo units and production units, suggesting quality control variance.
“This is two games in a row that got sent out without achievements. And the one that definitely should have had them would be this one.”
Cale Hernandez @ Achievement discussion — Identifies a pattern of Stern missing achievements on launch; Pokémon as most egregious because achievements are core to the experience.
“How long do we have to wait for this ball to get out of the pop bumpers? That's how I feel about the whirlpool in Star Wars.”
Cale Hernandez @ Pop bumper discussion — Identifies pop bumper design issue without apparent purpose in current code; compares to known Star Wars issue.
“I'm going to give them an A-plus on how cool this damn thing looks. This game looks super dope.”
Retro Ralph @ Aesthetic praise — Despite criticisms, strong visual/artistic praise for Pokémon Pinball cabinet design.
“Without us. Who the hell is Dungeon Crawler Carl? The people are freaking out. Okay, so the rumor is... the author mentioned he was on stage and he mentioned that the IP is blowing up and they have a lot of stuff in the works and one of those things is a pinball machine.”
Retro Ralph @ Dungeon Crawler Carl segment — Explains the source of the Dungeon Crawler Carl pinball rumor—direct author statement at a convention.
“Karl might be a C. No, I think Karl on the book is a C. I think so.”
Cale Hernandez / Retro Ralph — Amusing exchange trying to connect the 'K' in Karl DeAngelo to the book character; unclear if coincidence.
product_concern: Pokémon Pinball Pro units shipped from factory with left orbit shot issue causing balls to drain down middle on certain shots (green guy/orange shot).
high · Multiple reports on Reddit/Pinside; confirmed by Cale, Jamie, and Ralph; George Gomez confirmed it's been fixed in later production units.
product_concern: Pokémon Pinball shipped without achievements, continuing pattern from Walking Dead Remastered; affects location operator engagement.
high · Cale: 'This is two games in a row that got sent out without achievements. And the one that definitely should have had them would be this one.' Explicitly called out as concerning for operator venues.
manufacturing_signal: Media day demo units for Pokémon Pinball were well-dialed and issue-free, but production units shipped with orbit and launcher problems.
high · Cale: 'The ones we played at Media Day were pretty dialed in. Like, I really didn't have many problems at all with them.' Contrasts with reported issues in location units.
product_concern: Pokémon Pinball shooter rod spring is too weak, struggling with skill shots; issue compounds with custom head attachment. Affects plunge consistency.
medium · Multiple speakers report launcher difficulty; discussion of custom shooter rod needing stronger springs; Stern's own lobby unit has same problem.
product_concern: Pop bumpers (particularly upper lanes) trap balls for extended periods with no apparent purpose in current code; similar to known Star Wars Spike 3 issue.
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Pokémon Pinball has a weak launcher/shooter rod spring that struggles with skill shots, particularly problematic with the custom head attachment.
medium confidence · Discussion of custom shooter rod needing stronger springs; Stern units in lobbies reportedly having the same issue with weaker springs.
Pokémon Pinball Pokedex integration in the Stern Insider Connect app was not available at launch.
high confidence · Ralph confirming he looked for it and it's not in the app yet; speculation it may be added at TPF.
“You purposely did this because you knew Pokemon would be popular on location and then you didn't put the achievements. Even if you just did a subset of achievements, you don't do them all, just do some ones because it's a new game.”
Cale Hernandez @ Achievement criticism — Core complaint: Stern prioritized operator placement but neglected baseline features expected at launch.
“I think a game, I think Carl can pull it off just on his name alone... this is a more well-known IP than the Winchester house.”
Retro Ralph @ Dungeon Crawler Carl commercial potential — Assessment that Dungeon Crawler Carl IP has stronger market appeal than Winchester House; favorable outlook for Barrels of Fun title.
“There's a line right now. You can see it. Yeah, there's people hovered around it. They're playing a four player game. There's people waiting. This thing's gonna be a hit. It's gonna be a hit. It's gonna print money.”
Retro Ralph @ Pokémon venue placement observation — Real-time venue feedback showing strong location performance despite launch issues; confidence in commercial success.
medium · Cale: 'How long do we have to wait for this ball to get out of the pop bumpers?' Comparison to Star Wars whirlpool issue; speculation code may address later.
manufacturing_signal: Pokémon Pinball Pro features new angled side armor covering button area; first time this design used on Pro models (previously only on Premium).
medium · Ralph: 'they put the angled side armor... this is a first.' Discussion about whether this becomes standard for future Stern Pros.
product_concern: Spike 3 cabinet with new larger display has overly tight back glass fitment, making translight removal difficult; risk of damaging brittle lip.
medium · Multiple speakers (Ralph, Eddie) report difficulty removing back glass; Rudy theorized tight fit prevents display vibration but over-constrains; Gomez's design choice to maintain Spike 2 dimensions caused unintended constraint.
product_strategy: Stern deliberately prioritized operator placement for Pokémon Pinball rather than direct-to-consumer, launching at venues before home buyers.
high · Cale: 'It's definitely going to operators first.' Ralph confirms operator priority is intentional commercial strategy for popular IP.
rumor_hype: Dungeon Crawler Carl LitRPG book series pinball machine rumored in development, likely by Barrels of Fun, confirmed through author's convention statement.
medium · Author mentioned pinball in works at comic convention; Karl DeAngelo (Barrels) is known huge fan; community speculation on Barrels involvement; stronger IP recognition than Winchester House.
licensing_signal: Pokémon Pinball achievements delayed due to licensing approval requirement from Pokémon Company for icon artwork and achievement assets.
medium · Discussion of approval process; speculation that achievements require Pokémon Company approval of icon artwork similar to Walking Dead remaster timeline.
market_signal: Pokémon Pinball generating strong venue traffic and revenue immediately upon placement at Eureka Heights, with consistent lines of players.
high · Ralph real-time observation: 'There's a line right now... four player game. There's people waiting. This thing's gonna be a hit. It's gonna print money.'
code_update: Pokémon Pinball expected to receive major code update at or before TPF including achievements, Pokedex integration in Stern Insider app, and possible topper reveal.
medium · Cale: 'They gotta have them before TPF... They'll probably... that'll be like their news.' Speculation about topper reveal and app integration as TPF announcements.