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Family Guy Sperm Attack Wizard Mode Achieved

IE Pinball·video·41m 41s·analyzed·Jul 3, 2020
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TL;DR

IE Pinball completes Sperm Attack wizard mode on Family Guy after building jackpots through multiball sequences.

Summary

IE Pinball player successfully achieves the Sperm Attack wizard mode on Family Guy pinball after extensive gameplay involving multiple modes (Stewie, Lard, Fart), beer can collection, and character shot sequences. The video documents the final multiball mode featuring Lois, Chris, and evil monkey shots with escalating jackpot values. Player discusses game rules, shot difficulty, and plans for future wizard mode challenges on other machines.

Key Claims

  • Sperm Attack wizard mode requires completing five prerequisite modes (Stewie, Lard, Fart, and others) before access

    high confidence · IE Pinball player discussing mode progression requirements during gameplay

  • Beer can shots advance during some modes but not Stewie mode

    high confidence · Player strategizing about beer can advancement: 'They don't advance during Stewie, but they'll advance during the other two'

  • Lois shot is worth the most points as a jackpot in Sperm Attack mode (100,000+ per shot)

    high confidence · Player explaining rules: 'Lois is worth the most if you can shoot Lois... 100,000 a shot'

  • Family Guy pinball has extensive voice audio with many unique quotes that vary on startup

    high confidence · Player commenting: 'This game at least has a lot of different quotes. I'm still hearing new things of this game when I start the game'

  • Fart multiball has minimal ball save compared to other modes

    medium confidence · Player noting: 'As I learned out, there's barely any ball save on this'

Notable Quotes

  • “The Wizard is a big one, because if you don't get it on that first try, you have to go through all the five modes again.”

    IE Pinball player @ early gameplay — Explains critical importance of Sperm Attack wizard mode and stakes of wizard mode difficulty

  • “I don't want to miss shots. I'm not going to time out modes.”

    IE Pinball player @ mid-gameplay — Establishes player's intentional gameplay philosophy to play games as designed

  • “There's one problem with doing this. It doesn't tell you how close you are to everything.”

    IE Pinball player @ during Sperm Attack mode — Criticism of game UI/feedback during wizard mode progression

  • “You can do this forever. As long as you can keep two balls in play.”

    IE Pinball player @ explaining Sperm Attack rules — Key mechanic insight: multiball relocking and jackpot building potential

  • “It's too bad that there's not much animation for a sperm attack. It's just that opening.”

    IE Pinball player @ post-mode completion — Design criticism regarding wizard mode presentation/animation

Entities

IE PinballpersonFamily GuygameSperm AttackproductTee'd Off PinballorganizationJurassicgameShrekgameWalking DeadgameWorld Poker TourgameStar Trekgame

Signals

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    community_signal: Content creator documents wizard mode achievements for Tee'd Off Pinball YouTube channel as part of ongoing content strategy

    high · Player references posting final mode achievements to Tee'd Off Pinball YouTube; discusses being first to capture this mode on camera

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Player pursuing multiple wizard modes across different machines (Jurassic, Walking Dead, Star Trek, World Poker Tour) suggesting depth of competitive challenge documentation

    medium · Player discussing plans to stream various wizard modes and noting 'I should probably get out of here. So, does everything reset? after this?'

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Game UI does not provide adequate feedback on player progress toward wizard mode completion goals; player specifically criticizes lack of progress indication

    high · Player: 'There's one problem with doing this. It doesn't tell you how close you are to everything.'

  • ?

    product_concern: Family Guy pinball lacks meaningful animation or visual presentation during Sperm Attack wizard mode; player notes 'It's just that opening' suggesting underwhelming wizard mode presentation

    medium · Player: 'It's too bad that there's not much animation for a sperm attack. It's just that opening.'

Transcript

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0:00
It really would be funny if I finished the game with this cone on. And then I post this to YouTube. Because I always post the final one to YouTube.
0:09
Can I say that? Try and explain what's going on. You bastard. Alright, I can take this thing off though, that's for sure No more echo Uh, no.
0:48
So, I mean, I could try for beer cans to start. But the TV Wizard is a big one, because if you don't get it on that first try, you have to go through all the five modes again. So that's an important one. The game just kind of naturally pushes you that way.
1:04
So the hope is on the game I do this on, I'll get the 15 fart jackpots right away on that first fart multi-ball. And then just have a lot of beer can hits after that. Because during that multi-ball, if I've reached my goal, I can just start hitting the beer can to advance that. Use both lard and fart to advance the beer can.
1:26
They don't advance during Stewie, but they'll advance during the other two. Yeah, and modes, like Pimash was saying, the modes, they just kind of happen, though, to me.
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1:40
Yeah, cans are dangerous. Yeah, that drop target is going to be trouble now. The monkey jackpots are easy. They seem to... It's five of those shots. Five of the Chris the evil monkey combo.
2:05
Seems fairly easy to get. That one did not count because it wasn't lit. So I mean I can focus on getting to parts I want to do good in these modes because that increases my TV wizard mode score the value you start with
2:33
And this mode is one of the few that the beer can kind of it gives both hits it'll give me hits towards the beer can and to the mode every shot, so I think it's one to focus in on this.
2:46
Like, there's the first beer can award collected already. But the beer can's not safe. I probably could have saved that if I'd gone the other way.
3:10
ball that to ramps seems weird just to ramp alright sexy party there's one go way and I was like restore it when it build the Crazy Chris value up by hitting the Chris shot. Followed by the monkey, oh my gosh!
3:49
I said earlier, I never really go for the extra ball on purpose. It just kind of happens, I feel. You know, Family Guy or Shrek, I haven't played enough Shrek, so... but I don't know if I want to hear All-Star every time the game starts up.
4:10
This game at least has a lot of different quotes. So I don't know if Shrek is the same way, if playing it over and over. I'm still hearing new things of this game when I start the game. I'm fascinated by it. I'm going to crack double for you tonight.
4:28
I don't think there's any other game that has more quotes than this. Nah. I'd rather hear vomiting and farting, yeah.
4:45
I think Ibekaki on this game is so funny, though. It cracks me up. I don't feel so good. Oops. Tried to hit TV on the live there.
5:17
Good-o, boys! Three more. I want to see how many... I have a large lit there, so I want to see how many I have. Alright, that's good to get a... Drop. Target. Completion.
5:47
Side to side low is dangerous. Very dangerous. This family guy, some of them, the way to do this orbit is to hold up the upper flipper.
5:59
The ball kind of safely bounces down. On this one, it's death. If I hold that up, It tries to drain every time. Camp switch. I was doing so good earlier.
6:15
TV. Thank you, Jared. Coming up, can toxic waste give you superpowers? A wino we paid $10 to investigate.
6:30
Extra ball. I said ball. I almost got Meg. I probably don't need to be going for the... I go for Peter and I go for Meg. I probably don't have to.
7:00
But one thing I said before I started this for myself because I want to play the games as they're intended. I don't want to miss shots.
7:10
I'm not going to time out modes. Oh, remember when. So that's another beer can right there. All right.
7:22
Good shot. Fight the machine. I wish I could backhand that. I don't know why I can't. I could before I worked on the flippers. It wasn't the strongest, but... I've got a forehand this thing.
7:42
Oh, boy. Okay, I've got Crazy Chris lit, it looks like. Okay, lard's next in the can. Six more. Man, I hit the can so many times.
8:07
The pirate will give me beer can hits, but I have to shoot the pirate. Let's get Crazy Chris going here.
8:24
I've got chicken fight lit. I'll be shooting the orbit anyways. bundeau we've got here ok be you are going down funny I don't know whoo travel yeah my closet yeah didn't get Chris man that's okay was a carries over the number hits I get so I at the end of the world for nothing to get right there make the scientific term is super yep yep yep up parts close and that's right how many more hits here America like or alright that man's and fell off the new I was even actually this is time to fail at it up up up up up up up 8 chicken fight shots good value here, okay 1.23 Jackpot! Jackpot! Alright that was a good run there
10:31
jackpot this one's done I need to cash out the uh... dot well format from from what i've read of sperm attack it sounds like a fantastic wizard dot I'm at here. I'm at cash out. Whatever. It goes down to 250. That's when it stops.
11:32
Oh, boy. I'm definitely there on this. But again, one thing I'm not doing, I'm not going to stop playing modes just because I've hit the goal. I want to actually play the game completely. Oh my gosh! even though that's going to happen sometimes. 59 million, not too bad.
12:31
All right. Ball two. I was just trying to hit a bunch of targets there. This is taking me longer than it should. I know most people can get this done in one ball. I'm struggling with it. Oh my god!
13:02
You're a monster. There we go. Alright. Get up! Get up! You can actually forehand Lois with these flippers now. On the upper. On the mini. Come on, Meg. All right, there we go. Got them all. I just need to collect them down here now.
13:39
There's Peter. I need Chris and Lois. This shouldn't be too tough. Famous last words, I know. There's Chris. there's Lois and Super is lit.
13:51
The evil monkey shot. And I thought I was going to get it there and I didn't. Give me a nice feed here.
14:00
There we go. Here we go. Nope. Too many balls. Okay. See you later. every time I get a ball up there I get another one up there that rebounded into it, nice, got it so Stewie's done now it's just points without draining out of everything and that's it, I'm stopping okay one jump target. Let's see if I can do this.
14:42
Alright. As I learned out, there's barely any ball save on this. Oh my gosh, you gotta be kidding me.
14:56
My pirate wasn't lit. Oh, that hurts! That sucks! Once I crap my pants, I'll be fine. Go for this to...
15:15
That's painful. It really is. I am definitely wasted. Alright, next hit will be Lard. And this is just to hit drop targets, hit beer cans, and drain out instantly again.
15:51
Ball saves longer on this than on fart. I don't need the TV anymore. I'd like to give that dog a bone.
16:16
Hey, wait, wait. Can't tell anyone I'm here. Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's no need for that. The scribble. Totally ran out of gas on that farm multiple.
16:37
Oh, come on. There's one drop target just sitting up there. I can hit it. I swear I can't there it is. Okay, two more sets
16:45
two more sets One more set that was a nice lucky bounce One more target one more oh My gosh There's a target. Okay. I've got pirate lit at least this time. Oh, it's three ball for the second one. That's right. I did forget about that.
17:18
Switch hits. Let me just... Now it's four ball. And there is no ball save. It is gone. Where I want to be if I can.
17:35
Ah! Are there multiple add-a-balls? No, of course not. Why wouldn't there be? There for Stewie, but not for this. Alright, beer hits are good, though.
17:59
Beer hits are very good. Oh, that was horrible. catch. Alright. Alright. Doing alright here. 15 more switches.
18:24
I'll take a martini over a beer and a beer. Fire in the hole! How many have I gotten? Come on, bumpers. That didn't hit a single bumper.
18:50
Hey, hey, Dad. Dad, pull my finger. All right, I'm going to hold up here. I just want to see if I've reached the goal or not.
19:03
Come on. 17 rams? No, I haven't. Okay. Crap. Oh! I tried. Game tried. Oh no, that was a horrible transfer. I am lucky to have survived.
19:56
Great, the whole world is laughing at me. Megan Griffin, Ruin TV. Oh my gosh. Okay. Alright.
20:24
There it is. Five, fifteen farts. Jackpots. Alright, let's get that beer can taken care of now. Oh, got the beer can done. Nice. Okay. I need a crazy Chris and the evil monkey
20:48
let me cradle up here What up Oh, come on, you can shoot Chris. My name is Chris, and I'm supposed to be on my best behavior tonight, and not mention who.
21:15
I'm not fat. I'm a renaise. Death. Crazy Chris is ready to go. Keep going for monkey shots, though. Well, actually, I should probably go for Chris during the multi-ball.
21:35
More beer. Sweet. That's gone. Yep, that's out of there. Okay, so we got... Barton Beer done. Chris and the monkey.
21:55
I thought I had Crazy Chris lit. I guess I didn't. Oh, I have to get it. That's right.
22:05
Ten. Alright. Crazy shots are done now. I need the evil monkey Chris alright the monkey is what I fail on I will be so upset Well, that does it for me. Let's go, Peter.
22:45
Really? Just like a two-way combo. Chris, monkey. Of course, I have no idea how many I have. That didn't count.
23:02
Did you know that Family Guy was almost going to be part of the Weird Al show. They thought maybe America wasn't ready. Really? Huh.
23:14
I don't know how many more I need of those. Maybe two or three. There's one problem with doing this. It doesn't tell you how close you are to everything.
23:28
And when I can't shoot Chris, it's a problem. Oh, come on. No, no, no, no, no! O'Brien, I made fun of you. Yeah, this is how this is gonna go down, isn't it?
23:47
Definitely short plunge now. Blast ball. Jeez, I need that stupid monkey. My name is Chris. I'm supposed to be on my best behavior tonight. The monkey's not even the first thing I get? This is incredible.
24:23
Okay. I guess I can get... Can I get the monkey shot string? Should we multi-ball if I actually get to them?
24:37
That's funny. I don't remember buying Stewie these toys. I'm trying to buy their orbits just because they're...
24:57
I didn't switch the camera. Me and the little shred of dignity I have left will be waiting in the car. Bam! Oh boy, okay. Get the installer of a true. Uh oh. Damn you, dog! The set man's got my back. You're making me sick. I'm gonna have to go. Okay, Lois, don't drag me.
25:51
Oh boy, oh boy. That was close. All right. I actually got it on one try. All right, so I'm going to see if I can get the evil monkey jackpots. I don't care about anything else.
26:08
Give me a ball so I can shoot it on Chris. That's good. I don't know. I couldn't tell if it gave it to me or not. I don't think it did.
26:21
I'm spot the boss let him go I hear Chris and the lights that shot they give why doesn't and it does not Nope. I cannot earn the evil monkey during this. Alright, I'm draining out of this since I'm so close here. That sucks.
26:58
Give me the countdown. There we go. There it is! Woo-hoo! We're done! So this is awesome from the rules, it sounds like. You build your jackpots up here at the top. obviously Lois is worth the most if you can shoot Lois 100,000 a shot alright and now all my shots are jackpots when I get down to two balls I can relock the balls and I can relock them in the scoop and the mystery hole.
27:58
Once I do that, it then gives me another jackpot build phase. And you can do that as long as you can keep two balls in play. Or I just get them all out of it. Yippee.
28:17
or call it can see this news programs alright really matter what we say just the key here is not to go down to the I don't lose both these balls at once balls at once. I'm in so many points in this mode. Alright. Okay, so now I need to shoot it in the clam.
29:04
And then get it in the scoop after. Oh, I really thought I had the clam right there. It looked like a solid shot to... If I lose this, the mode's over.
29:18
I'd really like to keep this going. It seems like the value scheme just gets huge. Let's try it. Come on, get there. Get in the clam. Big miss. Everybody dies.
29:39
Come on. The mystery is not the easiest shot. Oh my gosh. I thought that was good. Again. Come on. Get in there. Alright, now on the scoop. Alright, now I've got another build phase here.
30:07
So now my jackpots will be whatever value I get up here. And you can do this forever. As long as you can keep two balls in play.
30:24
Which I think is really cool. So I get all the balls back. Well, not all of them, I guess. Only three.
30:39
First time here, so... Just going off of what I read. What if the pirate hasn't had a ball or not? Nope, bear can.
30:53
So the key is just don't lose... don't lose all the ball where are my shots I don know how shots light and unlight oh maybe once I make one shot it lights the shot I just made
31:20
Okay. I'm back to shoot the clam. Ah, damn. The clam shot is not that easy. And that's it. Alright. And back to regular play.
31:53
I was there. I YouTube. What's the next machine? Jim needs me to clean? Thanks, Bitmaster. Goran, what did you find out?
32:10
Fucks that handler! I got it, Z-Mac. It is done. This seems like something that could be done multiple times if you could get the beer can. Enough.
32:39
That's gone. Try now switch it over to, um... Switch it over to Shrek code. And do it as Shrek. Breaking news. Baby has sexy party.
32:58
There's one sexy girl. There's two sexy girls. How many sessions with that? It was just two days. the first day was the game wasn't it wasn't working right. The flippers on the Stewie playfield needed work.
33:21
This is just day two. I figured it didn't look like it would be a super long challenge. But still a good one. And I don't know if anyone had put it on camera yet. That was part of the point. What's Jim got for me next? I don't know.
33:45
I should do... I've done World Poker Tour once before. I should try it on camera. I just... Obviously, I don't have mine anymore.
34:01
I should probably get out of here. So, does everything reset? after this? I haven't looked at the status board. Could I play it a second time? Not that I'm going to right now. I'm just curious. Alright, let me get rid of all those now.
34:18
Let's see. And switch the camera because I never switch the camera. I'm pretty sure you can put Shrek code in this, yeah.
34:26
Okay, so they do all reset. I'll keep playing until the game ends. I still have Jurassic. I haven't gotten to When Dinosaurs Rule the Earth yet.
34:40
Because that game, I'm so addicted to getting high pteranodon values. I just have so much fun doing that and I lose track of other parts of the game. Especially when I get deep into it.
34:54
Ah, that lowest ramp. How long has this game been going on? I don't know. Maybe I'll try a Shrek. Maybe I'll see what I can do. I need to talk to Jim and make sure he's okay with me wiping out the audits, because I'm sure that's, you know, it'll kill everything when I do it.
35:15
Ah! Got lard lit. That's why I'm going for that. Oh, God, I'm going to barf. Nice job, fella. I mean, ma'am. Nice job, fella. What? Multi-ball.
35:33
It's too bad that there's not much animation for a sperm attack. It's just that opening. I mean, I remember the episode in Family Guy. I just can't. I couldn't find it. I was actually looking for it.
35:47
I couldn't remember which season it was from. or what the name of the episode was where I assumed Kiefer got the idea for that mode.
36:06
Atta ball! Slender Bagac, huh? Wow. Inti hits! Welcome, and thank you for the sub! Sperm attack is done!
36:34
Go figure. I'm just curious how close I can get to the second one. Even though I do not expect to be able to do it.
37:37
thing. It just hung on the center there. Alright. Four ball fart again. Two ball fart, I mean. Two ball fart. Ah, that was bad.
38:20
What? How close am I to the 47? What is that, 20-something right now? I could just spam the ramp over and over.
38:34
Oh, come on. And it's not a taster. TV is evil. I didn't switch the camera. Nah, I'm going to leave it. I love switching the camera. I love the idea of it. I just don't know if I'll do it again on any game, just because I forget so much. That wasn't in the plans.
39:12
The Batman can spell faster than you. Jeez, I need seven drop target banks to get to the next fart. That's ridiculous.
39:22
That's ridiculous. I was going to look at how many ramps I had. Super Graffit. Produce or perish? I don't want to go to my room. There it is. There is a random award for another extra ball. Oh, well, that's it. That's the game.
40:06
Scribble, I had a Walking Dead. I should have streamed it while I owned it, but I never did for some reason. I know where it is, and they've offered me to bring it back, but I don't... I should. I thought I should if I... I want to do Star Trek. I haven't done Star Trek yet.
40:31
Thank you! No. Star Trek. World Poker Tour needs to be done on camera. Walking Dead is definitely one that needs to happen. At some point. I still got to do Jurassic. I was starting to think of the bad ones. One I did a long time ago was Avengers. if you want to watch some grinding if I could actually get a hold of an Avengers again I would do it just for the sheer hilarity of it no I know I'm nutty I know but for now it's just going to be Jurassic I think because everything else is gone well it's not gone it's here but I've done the rest that are here thanks everyone for watching I appreciate it again and everyone's vanished so we're only sending a couple viewers over but that's fine right I appreciate it I appreciate everyone coming in tonight we'll check out Lord of the Rings next maybe I gotta move that game to get it on stream but have a good evening good night and see y'all later bye