Episode 290 - Nantucket Nickel's Second Effort

For Amusement Only EM and Bingo Pinball Podcast·podcast_episode·9m 20s·analyzed·Dec 26, 2015

Analysis

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TL;DR

Fictional episode about Nantucket Nickel's second pinball machine Land of Plenty with 15 flippers.

Summary

This episode is a fictional historical narrative about Nantucket Nickel, a imaginary pinball manufacturer founded by Eustachius Cobblebottom, detailing the development and production of their second machine 'Land of Plenty.' The host presents an elaborate but entirely fabricated account of the game's 15-flipper design, the proprietary 'waggleflip' feature, artist Andy Thompson's integrated art package, and the machine's commercial performance. The episode is presented as historical pinball lore but is clearly comedic fiction.

Key Claims

Nantucket Nickel released a second machine called 'Land of Plenty' featuring 15 flippers including a proprietary 'waggleflip' design
low confidence · Nicholas Baldridge presents as historical narrative, but the entire content is framed as entertainment fiction given the fictional company name, fabricated founder 'Eustachius Cobblebottom,' and impossible technical specifications
Land of Plenty production began two months after Terminal Velocity's production halt and lasted 2.5 months
low confidence · Host narrative; part of fictional timeline
Andy Thompson was Nantucket Nickel's exclusive artist and created integrated 18-color silkscreen art
low confidence · Host narrative; fictional character within fictional company
Eustachius Cobblebottom owned an island milling company supplying 'cobblewood' for machine cabinets and playfields
low confidence · Host narrative describing fictional manufacturer's supply chain

Notable Quotes

“sooner sell his real estate holdings on the mainland of Massachusetts, the original source of his fortune, before he would give up the only provider of his patented high grade cobblewood”
[name withheld pending review] @ mid-episode — Illustrates the fictional character's commitment to manufacturing quality and vertical integration
“Land of Plenty was an aesthetic masterpiece an absolute joy to behold but as one might expect from a 15 flipper game design an abomination to play”
Nicholas Baldridge @ near end — Captures the central tension of the narrative: beautiful art design but unplayable mechanics
“Artistic mastery, interest among players began to peak. Orders increased in subsequent weeks, but as players got their hands on Land of Plenty, the return plays began to diminish”
Nicholas Baldridge @ near end — Describes the commercial failure pattern of the fictional machine due to poor playability

Entities

Nicholas BaldridgepersonEustachius CobblebottompersonAndy ThompsonpersonNantucket NickelcompanyLand of PlentygameTerminal VelocitygameFor Amusement Only EM and Bingo Pinball PodcastorganizationAvapersonBingos for Totsorganization

Signals

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community_signal: Episode is framed as a fictional historical narrative about an imaginary pinball manufacturer and machines, presented in an elaborate comedic style with intentionally absurd elements (15 flippers, 'waggleflip', 'cobblewood') designed for entertainment value rather than factual reporting
high · Fake company name (Nantucket Nickel), fabricated founder name (Eustachius Cobblebottom), impossible technical specifications, heavy use of comedic timing and narrative flourishes
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historical_signal: Episode constructs a fictional historical narrative that mimics the style of real pinball industry history (references to Gottlieb, flipper evolution, designer names, manufacturing details) but is entirely invented for entertainment purposes
high · Deliberate references to real manufacturers like Gottlieb and real flipper design history (Wayne Nyhan, Spot Bowler) mixed with entirely fabricated company and game details
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design_philosophy: Narrative explores creative tension between ambitious artistic vision (integrated 18-color art package) and poor gameplay design (15 unmanageable flippers), resulting in beautiful but unplayable machine
high · Direct statement: 'Land of Plenty was an aesthetic masterpiece an absolute joy to behold but as one might expect from a 15 flipper game design an abomination to play'
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content_signal: Host uses elaborate narrative framing device, comedic character voice (fake Christmas day bingo tradition, family dynamics, quirky household details) to present pinball history in an entertaining, humorous style
high · Entire opening segment about Christmas morning bingo gift-giving tradition, references to 'Fake Miss Baldridge,' theatrical announcement of character and production details

Transcript

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I'd like to start by talking about traditions. Here in the Fake Baldridge household on Christmas Day, presents are only awarded for successful bingo play. In mere moments, when my young sprouts and wife awaken on this Christmas morn, we'll all shuffle into the bingo parlor or as Fake Miss Baldridge calls it, the garage, where stocking stuffers can be claimed for four-in-line wins and traditional presents may be redeemed for achieving a five in line hit. After a designated time period, all unclaimed presents become the property of Bingos for Tots, a charitable organization formed by an unnamed philanthropist in the Greater Richmond area, which aims to provide children in need with pre-wrapped goodies and unexpected pauses. When last we spoke, we covered the origins of East Coast First Entrepreneur Eustacious Cobblebottoms upstart pingame manufacturingcompany Nantucket Nickel and their first production title Terminal Velocity Today I like to outline the second machine released from Nantucket Nickel Following the early production halt on their first title company founder and self principal engineer CFO man about town and lead designer Eustachius Cobblebottom was in a pinch He was under tremendous pressure from investors to produce a hit for their next title and knew that even his own fortune wasn't enough to keep the struggling company afloat through many more missteps. The Nantucket Nickel Board of Trustees were urging Cobblebottom to liquidate his island milling company he established to supply his own brand of high-grade plywood for the cabinets and playfields on all Nantucket Nickel pin game titles. Insistent on the highest level of quality for all aspects of his games, Cobblebottom dismissed the idea completely and replied that he would, quote, sooner sell his real estate holdings on the mainland of Massachusetts, the original source of his fortune, before he would give up the only provider of his patented high grade cobblewood. With Eustachius Cobblebottom still the primary stakeholder in Nantucket Nickel, his vote could outweigh all other committee members combined, leaving the board in a state of stunned pause. For his second attempt, he looked to his greatest competitor for inspiration. Cobblebottom went with a more is more approach and figured if the Gottlieb fairytale titles proved that six flippers were good, more must be better. Not one to be easily outdone, he engineered his next title with fifteen flippers, including one in the center of the two lower flippers, a feature Nantucket Nickel went so far as to patent, calling it their proprietary waggleflip design. The waggleflip was a vertically-oriented flipper disguised as a lane guide placed inconspicuously above the drain, However, when either right or left flipper button was activated, it would wave about uncontrollably for a moment before coming to rest, only to repeat the flailing wiper motion each time the flipper button was struck. The remaining fourteen flippers were scattered about the playfield from top to bottom, many of which were scarcely out of striking distance of other flippers or shot paths. Cobblebottom was certain the poor reception of his first title was due to the public's unwillingness to accept the edgy name he bestowed upon it. So for his second effort he took a cue from the kinder gentler cultural attitude of the late 40s and named his second production effort Land of Plenty In later years Cobblebottom would cite Land of Plenty as having the first traditionally flipper arrangement as it was produced two years before Gottlieb spot bowler Wayne Nyhan effort that historians customarily point to as the origin of the traditional flipper orientation However, when reporters would question Cobblebottom about traditional flipper placements lacking a waggle flip in the middle of the two traditionally positioned flippers, his response was frequently a stern pause. Nantucket Nickel's exclusive artist, Andy Thompson, once again knocked the art package out of the proverbial park, deftly weaving the thematic imagery in and out of the bevy of flippers littering the playfield. Thompson even went so far as to allow the artwork from Land of Plenty to spill out over the playfield and seemingly ooze onto the cabinet and backglass utilizing Nantucket Nickel's unique 18-color silkscreen hub to its full potential, creating a truly integrated art package with a dozen and a half screen-printed colors on both sides of the cabinet wood, playfield rails, and backbox. Despite being produced in completely separate processes, the player occasionally had difficulty discerning where playfield or plastics stopped and where the cabinet or backglass began. Thompson was a stickler for color matching across all printing substrates, be it plywood for the cabinet, the plexiglass of the plastics, or even the backglass itself, and because all printing was produced in-house at the Nantucket Nickel Factory, mere steps away from Thompson's studio and residence, Andy's meticulous eye for detail could oversee such artistic integration. When the production machine hit the streets with its truly, fully integrated art package, it was enough to make a passerby want to stop and pause. At least, that's what Cobblebottom was banking on. Thankfully, his bet on Thompson paid off. Land of Plenty was an aesthetic masterpiece an absolute joy to behold but as one might expect from a 15 game design an abomination to play Productionunction on Land of Plenty began two short months after the production halt on Terminal Velocity Under Cobblebottom vigilant eye the factory was retooled and ready for his second title production in relatively short order the dismal reviews of Nanteca Nickel first title orders for Land of Plenty were modest to start Artistic mastery, interest among players began to peak. Orders increased in subsequent weeks, but as players got their hands on Land of Plenty, the return plays began to diminish, money was being fed into competitors' coin chutes once again, and orders for Land of Plenty tapered significantly. Enough to wrap production on the title in two and a half months time. A longer run than Terminal Velocity to be sure, but still only a blip on the radar of and industry-wide production numbers of the time leading Nantucket Nickel's figurehead to pensate before moving forward with his third production title via a lengthy pause.