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METALLICA (STERN 2013) 07/16/15

Dead Flip·video·1h 9m·analyzed·Jul 17, 2015
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TL;DR

DeadFlip streams Metallica with heavy chat interaction and event promotion.

Summary

DeadFlip (Jack Danger) streams Stern's Metallica (2013) Pro Edition on a Thursday 'Front Page Larry Day' broadcast. The stream is heavily chat-focused with minimal substantive gameplay discussion, dominated by community banter, emote celebrations (a custom 'butt' emote recently approved by Twitch), beer consumption, and announcements about upcoming events like ReplayFX/Pinburgh in Pittsburgh. Jack discusses his upcoming tattoo of the DeadFlip logo and plans for short Patreon tutorial videos showing tournament strategy.

Key Claims

  • Stern's Metallica game 'really turned around with the newest code updates'

    medium confidence · Jack states this in response to a viewer question about the game's quality, suggesting recent patches improved the title

  • Jack's WPPR ranking is approximately 1000 in the world; his coach is ranked #4 globally

    high confidence · Jack explicitly states this ranking when asked about his tournament play credentials

  • There is a new KISS Pinball machine in development by Stern, and DeadFlip is working on acquiring it

    high confidence · Jack states 'there's a new Kiss Pinball machine being developed by Stern right now, and I'm trying to get my hands on it'

  • ReplayFX (combining Pinburgh and arcade content) is the 'world's biggest arcade thing' happening in Pittsburgh in a few weeks

    high confidence · Jack describes ReplayFX as a multi-day event combining PAPA tournament with arcade content

  • DeadFlip studio is located near Goose Island brewery in Chicago and has 12 machines

    high confidence · Jack mentions studio location and states 'we have 12 machines here at the studio'

  • Teespring merchandise vendors (for DeadFlip shirts) failed to produce correct colors, leading Jack to switch to a dedicated t-shirt printer

    high confidence · Jack describes failed merchandise production and plans to sell shirts through DeadFlip website instead

Notable Quotes

  • “Listen, man, this game really turned around with the newest code updates.”

    Jack Danger / DeadFlip@ 24:20 — Suggests Metallica (2013) had code issues that were remedied; indicates ongoing support lifecycle

  • “There's a new Kiss Pinball machine being developed by Stern right now, and I'm trying to get my hands on it.”

    Jack Danger / DeadFlip@ 47:11 — Confirmation of unreleased KISS machine in Stern development; indicates DeadFlip's acquisition plans

  • “It's the world's biggest arcade thing that's going Tee'd Off happen. It's happening in Pittsburgh.”

    Jack Danger / DeadFlip@ 18:07 — ReplayFX event framing; suggests major community gathering combining pinball and arcade content

  • “I'm getting the DeadFlip logo tattooed on me because I hit the subs we were trying Tee'd Off hit, and you guys chose it.”

    Jack Danger / DeadFlip@ 37:30 — Streaming milestone celebration; indicates community-driven design selection process

  • “My ranking is about in the 1000 area in the world. But my coach is like number 4 in the world.”

    Jack Danger / DeadFlip@ 40:04 — Transparency about competitive ranking; references mentor figure (likely Zach Sharpe based on earlier discussion)

Entities

DeadFlip / Jack DangerpersonStern PinballcompanyMetallicagameKISSgameReplayFXeventPinburgheventPAPAorganizationTwitchcompany

Signals

  • ?

    business_signal: Merchandise vendor (Teespring) quality failure forcing vendor switch; Jack moving to dedicated t-shirt printer for DeadFlip apparel

    high · Jack describes Teespring failing twice on color accuracy, starting refunds, forcing switch to 'actual t-shirt printer' and DeadFlip website sales model

  • ?

    community_signal: DeadFlip pursuing design collaboration with notable pinball artist Jeremy Packer for branded merchandise (denim vest back patch)

    medium · Jack states 'I contacted Jeremy Packer because I was like, dude, I want something cool that's deadflip that is just like an awesome back patch'

  • ?

    event_signal: ReplayFX combining Pinburgh tournament with broader arcade/pinball content in Pittsburgh; multi-day event with tournament and social components

    high · Jack describes as 'world's biggest arcade thing' with 3-4 day duration, combining PAPA tournament with arcade 'nonsense', generating significant community interest for travel/attendance

  • $

    market_signal: DeadFlip expanding content strategy with short Patreon tutorial videos showing tournament-level quick strategy, distinct from long-form Grand Champion guides

    high · Jack describes recording sub-one-minute strategy clips for Patreon patrons showing 'how I personally would blow up a game if you were in a tournament' - tactical quick-play approach

  • ?

    product_strategy: Metallica (2013) received code updates that significantly improved game quality and reception

    medium · Jack states 'this game really turned around with the newest code updates' in response to implicit quality question

Transcript

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0:00
One viewer resubscribed while you were away. Who was it? Freaking Twitch, why don't you tell me? What I've felt, what I've known, never shined. What I've shown, never seen, never see. Won't see you in my head. What I've known I never should have known What I've shown Never may Yeah Skiffy my man What's up buddy Bambino Lord Squeak Hello everyone Um folks you'll notice I got rid of the new emotes And bombarded Twitch with butt emotes And they freaking accepted One of them What up Baj
1:23
watching the stream I have a sprite Kirsten that butt though they freaking did it ladies and gentlemen we got a butt emote I also love butts folks the butt with the Lazarus after it is just the most amazing thing that's ever happened on the internet for me never me Yeah.
1:55
Baj, I am incredible. Thank you for asking. Today, Crystal will be joining us. Today is also a front page day.
2:08
So get ready for all the madness. Yo, Lord Squeak, what's up, buddy? Let's play balls. Haha, yes! The booty. God. I wish that lined up better. Maybe put a space before the booty, and I think those two will line up just fine.
2:41
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  • ?

    rumor_hype: KISS pinball machine in active development at Stern; DeadFlip pursuing acquisition

    high · Jack Danger explicitly states 'there's a new Kiss Pinball machine being developed by Stern right now, and I'm trying to get my hands on it'

    • I don't know why I keep going live so early. You forgot to read my DuckTales Deadflip edition. No way, Skippy. I read it, man. I even responded to you, brother. It was awesome.
    3:02
    Dude, Bash, I'm glad you're here, man. Thank you. I'm glad you like it. Legit. never be never see Metallica it's a Metallica game oh my god what happened well if someone can imagine this as a butt from a guy who works in an artwork studio nothing more to say Kirsten what the hell are you talking about dude why because it's so cartoony and perky listen I've been spreading that butt all over Twitch and it's received much praise from many people in fact I think we're about to get some subs because of that booty
    4:06
    let me just say the fact that we even got a butt emote um confused a lot of big streamers they're like how the hell did you get a butt emote approved and I didn't and here's how I did it I kept sending it through two at a time and eventually they just approved one of them back in wood what's up man Yo, you heard right Pinball is going to be played That's all we play on this thing, stream CC Tate, thanks for coming man We only play pinball At Deadflip
    5:04
    Pinball 247, what's up buddy? Yo, Fruity Gay Spaghetti, what's up, man? Fruity Gay Spaghetti. Batteray.
    5:24
    Let's see how long it'll stay approved. Oh, it'll stay approved. Oh my god. That makes it look like I have boobs or something. uh, Bess, I don't think you're the only person here from Sweden I have a lot of people from, uh other places that aren't the US uh, like Skippy he's from Budapest, man Gearson's from Germany give me food, give me fat I just submitted formal complaint for butts thanks, Zentron you son of a You and I are going to have a problem, sir Lots of Sandalavian land here My man Goose Island, yeah In fact, I'm going to go grab another one Hold tight Hotel room pin for Pinberg confirmed it You're going to Pinberg, dude? I'll see you there We're staying in an Airbnb And it's going to be dope Hold tight We'll be right back. Get Kiersten that butt.
    7:14
    Oh, Zentron, you're going to replay effects too? That's awesome, dude. Bambino, hell yeah, man. That's what this stream's all about. If I can help people play a little better,
    7:29
    I've done my job. Yo, Pinball247 We're gonna be playing dollar games all night High five, shirts off, make out All that fun stuff, man I am stoked to see you again, brother By the way The ping pong tournament that happened here last night We crushed That other animation studio Crushed Crutched. Destroyed. Just wrecked them.
    8:05
    Cheers, sweet midnight beer. It's a lot of Goose Island. Jaded, thanks for doing that, man. Good evening, Pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Right? Today is day four, because it's Thursday. I got it twisted earlier. Day four. Don't get it twisted.
    8:38
    Shut your freaking mouth, Metallica. Right? Give me a break. Anyway, yeah, today is day four on Stern's Metallica. This game came out in 2013. This is the pro model, meaning the base standard model.
    8:53
    We now have butt emotes. And it, uh, my representative at Twitch and I were, like, tweeting back and forth. And, like, getting a butt emote approved through Twitch deserves an achievement. Because I had big streamers, when I was going into, like, other streams and, like, putting my butt, they're like, how the hell did you get a butt? And I didn't. People with, like, 12,000 people watching them. I got a butt. I did it.
    9:22
    I got a freaking butt. What are you going to do? Um, we're going, yeah, whoa, nice butts, thank you. Uh, today Crystal will be joining us, hashtag Team Crystal, poo-poo. Um, outside of that, uh, Laura was gonna come, but she's gonna stay home and do some crap, whatever. Yo, Don Lurby, what's up, buddy? Thumbs up, right?
    9:46
    Do you know which table you guys are gonna get next week? Um, so, every Friday I put up a straw poll and you guys vote on what the table is gonna be next week. Um, I was at Stern yesterday. We didn't get our KISS machine yet, but I'm still working on it.
    10:03
    Well, now I have to keep my sub. Aw, RIP, Owl. Yo, Shannon, what's up, buddy? You have ten minutes left to say it again.
    10:13
    It's Thursday, Skippy. You're in Budapest. We're both at the same time. It's Thursday. I love you. Um, outside of that, yeah, we're just gonna blow the crap out of this thing, man. Death Mask, hello brother, welcome back.
    10:29
    Oh, by the way, today is another front page day, so depending on where we end up on the front page through the cycling, it might become super freaking crazy in here, so if I don't see or read what you say, please don't be offended, just there's going to be a lot of crap scrolling. I'll do my best to give everyone the shout out. D.E.
    10:58
    Demolition Edition, exactly. Oh, Data E. Simpsons. Let's chop it up, burn it, and then cry. Trying to look tough in my denim vest, ladies, gentlemen. How you doing?
    11:15
    So yeah, we're playing Seren's Metallica. Oh, so I was talking to... Let's put on our overalls, nerds. the crab scroll is death real can confirm yeah jack's necklace will glow um i was talking with nick and uh what i'm gonna do is part of the uh the patreon thing that i'm gonna start here is um i'm gonna start recording really short videos like not even a minute long like really quick just videos showing how i personally would blow up a game if you were in a tournament not like the long bowing, like, here's how to get Grand Champ on a machine, but just, like, step up. You're just trying to put a decent score in here really quick, here's how to do it. And, uh, at the end of every week I'm gonna record one of those, put it in the Patreon for the people that have, uh, decided to be a patron, and you can see those, and, like, it's, I personally am gonna love that, because I'm gonna, if I forget for some reason how to play a game, like, sometimes I forget what I'm doing on, uh, Demolition Man. you know if I play that and record a small video just like yo idiot just shoot the thing and call it a day because I know when we're at like Papa or Pinberg we are constantly going to Zach Sharp and we're like hey man I'm on whodunit what do I do and Zach's just like just two things shoot this shoot this that's it and that's all you need to know how to put up a good score at a tournament so we'll be doing that for sure I'm here from the front page stream yesterday freaking awesome Dude, RACCC, thanks for coming back. All right, well, here's what we're going to do. I'm going to switch the camera over, and we're going to start warming it up and get ready, because in exactly six minutes, we're on the front page again, and it's going to turn into his insanity.
    13:02
    I love you. Big John is my go-to at Papa. Yo, John also. Yeah, John's the man. There's something about the Zach Sharp mentality that I just can't get away from. The guy's the reason I learn to do anything in pinball, so he's always my go-to. In fact, when we're texting back and forth... Oh, jackpot!
    13:28
    2369 from Packinwood, Righteous. Are you kidding me, dude? I love you, brother. Thank you for the support. You're helping me actually be able to do something and get to replay effects, because we're a little short on the scratch. Dude, that's super, super generous, man. Thank you so much, dude.
    13:48
    Super, super generous. Why is the camera not switching over? Peckin' Wood is Peckin' Heat. Oh, here we go. What are you sipping on? Tylord. There's a whole case of different Goose Island beers here. Our studio is actually just down the block from Goose Island, and they have a brew pub there. we can go hit it up whenever we want to it's pretty rad yo but legit packing wood heart man thank you so much man okay well let's get this show on the road I know everyone's favorite song is better oh hold on I gotta open another beer um Crystal will be showing up with uh dude I'll you know what I thought about that man I might make a torso that fits with that with my head on it you're sharing that with right so yeah why not here here's the IPA drink up guys guys open your mouth stop it over your mouth okay you're spilling it everywhere man drink it
    14:59
    crystal showing up with I guess some alcoholic root beer which is gonna be fun guys the ah the butt the butt is so good packing packing packing all right folks uh i need i'm gonna do some uh loop pass practice here really quick because i i think i'm on the verge of getting that nailed down yeah like that boom oh my god that was perfect Look at this science here right now.
    15:33
    Amphetamine with the freaking host. Thank you, brother. I love you. My mouth is wide open, baby. Oh, you mother... That's an alcoholic root beer. I couldn't finish it. Was it gross? Did you not like it because it was disgusting?
    15:56
    Guys, if you're going to nitpick about beer, just send it here and I'll drink it. Just saying. I accept donations in the form of currency and alcohol. And sometimes pizza.
    16:14
    Peckin, are you in the States? Are you going to be at ReplayFX, man? Amazing. Yo, by the way, speaking of which, did you guys see the highlight of me walking this damn ball? out of the out lane just... It was amazing.
    16:36
    It was too sweet for you? Ah, right on. Too much beer teas. Now I have to go get one too. Get your beer. I didn't drive today for a specific purpose. I want to drink and play pinball. And I want to really drink and play pinball. Shannon. Wait, who's all going? Who's going to... Hold on. Can I get a show of hands of who's all going to replay effects? Because I want to meet some of you guys for sure. It's going to be awesome.
    17:08
    Pulled a bow in on the Addams Family? What does that mean? How do you pull a bow in? Got a quadrillion points.
    17:18
    Is that pulling a bow in? I am in the States I here in Indiana Indianapolis I want to start Pack and Wood Listen dude Pittsburgh is not far away man From where I at it an eight drive From where you at it probably a six drive I'm telling you, it's not bad. It's not bad at all.
    17:40
    And worth every freaking cent you spend there. I promise you, man. I would, but I'm broke, live in California. Ah, Bambino.
    17:51
    Well, how about... Oh, California... Yo, Bambino, California Extreme's happening in... pretty soon. That's a giant pinball thing. Pinball247 says, what's replay effects? Well, that I know is a troll, but I will tell you that it's the world's biggest arcade thing that's going to happen. It's happening in Pittsburgh.
    18:15
    So every year there's this thing called Pinbird that happened at the Papa headquarters. Papa being the Professional Amateur Pinball Association They're combining that with a bunch of Arcade stuff And this giant amalgamation Of just arcade pinball nonsense That's going to happen over the course of three or four days It's in Pittsburgh And it's going to be phenomenal man I cannot wait It's just lots of It's going to be all the making out All the making out I already talked to Laura What happens pinball related wise is fine. I just can't come home bragging about it.
    18:55
    I'm getting all my stuff straight and make some tournaments next year. Shannon, that's awesome, dude.
    19:02
    Damn, that walkout was sick. I've done it a few times, but never on cam. Yeah, All Anonymous, I love doing that.
    19:09
    Love it. Yo, I got that Muscle Bleach shirt on. I live really close to Pittsburgh. I went last year and it was a lot of fun. Dude, Tylord, this year is going to be even better, man, because it's not just pinball. It's everything. Like, flipping everything, man. Do it.
    19:26
    Who's Papa? Dad flap. Oh, God. Adam, you're a monster, dude. Oh, dude, Adam, by the way, all the dead flips, are you... That's why you need a ball save sometimes on games like this. The dead flip shirts that were made initially were screwed up. and then the company made them again, didn't change anything, still screwed up, and then started refunding money. So there are no dead flip shirts right now. Sorry. If you see some of the dead flip shirt on, they're wearing a shirt that is messed up with crazy weird baby blue colors and stuff.
    20:07
    Yeah! Hell yeah, yeah! I also contacted... Oh, I just sent an email to Zombie Yeti. Zombie Yeti's the guy that did all the artwork on Zidware's Magic Girl and Alice in Wonderland. Yo, Tylord, thanks for the follow, man. Finally, what took you so long? Welcome, and if you unfollow, I'll find you.
    20:35
    I contacted Zombie Yeti because I was like, dude, I want something cool that's deadflip that is just like an awesome back patch that I can put on the back of a denim vest. Man, hipsters take their Pantone colors seriously. Listen, man. It's not hipster stuff. It's designer stuff. It's like, don't get it twisted, bro.
    21:00
    Dad Boyz Pambino. I'm just using what my mama gave me. Nutsack. Are you gonna play or are you gonna talk? Oh my god, zoom.
    21:10
    Yo, Master Chief? 56, brother, thanks for the follow. Are you gonna talk? Are you gonna fish? Yo, GKill, yo, we're on the homepage already. A kid man, I was in the t-shirt business for 10 years, dude. It's insane. It's insane.
    21:32
    Jack, please inform me if the t-shirt comes out with the correct colors. I want to buy one. Skippy, I'm foregoing that whole nonsense. and I'm going to have some shirts made by an actual t-shirt printer and then sell them on the Dead Flip website because Teespring just let me down so hard. It was sad.
    21:57
    It was so sad. Zumacos, listen, man, I haven't seen you in the chat before. How are you? I hope you're well.
    22:10
    Um, I will explain what the hell I'm doing here in a second. I'm just feeling the game out because I had to slide this thing over last night and I'm just making sure everything's still balanced. And it looks pretty good! Yo, Trey! Trey the Savage! Not Trey the Wise or Trey the Sexy. If you tilt, we have a problem. Yo, prickin' 1996. God.
    22:45
    God. Can you believe how long ago that was? Is that when you were born? Because I'll cry. Uh, Zoom. Nice to meet you too, buddy. Yo, Antouros.
    22:58
    Holy crap, the viewership just doubled in 20 seconds. That'll happen. Uh, Mark Sheridan. Good to see you. Yo, I can do it all. I get the roll Do you folks like Metallica? The game, not the band No one likes the band, I'm just kidding It's called Front Page What? 800 viewers Went from 10 people to 800 10 people, give me a freaking break, ding dong 10 people, my eye Yo, J.L. Theory My man, what's crackin'?
    23:33
    Boys and Blah Nailed it It's called Front Spot. Oh, we're the front spot on the front page? Holy farts.
    23:46
    Folks, we're on the front page. Can everyone put up their butts for me, please? I just want to see all the butts right now. All of them.
    23:54
    What's going on this afternoon? Crunkface, we are on the front page. And I'm just playing pinball. For all the kids that like other stuff. Stop being a butt.
    24:05
    Thought that was last night. We're on the front page Wednesdays and Thursdays. Yo, Fuzzzilla! The fuzziest of the Zillas. My man.
    24:16
    Band was good until St. Anger. I hadn't had a chance to get my hands on this table. Listen, man, this game really turned around with the newest code updates. I shouldn't have trusted that.
    24:27
    Prickin', you're from Sweden? That's awesome, dude. We have a lot of people from Sweden in here. Yeah, the Napster mode on this game.
    24:36
    Napster mode is when they just come and sue your freaking pants off. Uh, poop? Yo, groove shady! My man! Keep it shady. In the groove. So we're gonna go for a loop pass and then try to get whatever lane's lit to finish that off, because we're gonna shoot for Seek and Destroy. Christopher Pettis! This game turns me on. Uh, Gong, you turn me on, so how do you feel about that, buddy?
    25:05
    Beth! Yo, Blue. What's up, Blue? You're my boy. You're my boy, Blue. Live. Ding dong. The aftermote takes your balls back. Yo, Phil McCracken. The one. The only. Yo, Zumacos. With the follow. What took you so long?
    25:27
    Diamond Life. Crank it up for Frick's sakes. Oh, get out of here, man. I'm going to crank you up. How does that sound? We're going for Grave Marker Multiball because it sucks to do. Yo, IG Smithy. Oh!
    25:42
    Dat saved him. I'm getting really wet watching this stream. Man, I'm excited for you. Pinball makes me feel like that too sometimes.
    25:53
    Sip on me. Welcome. Welcome, everybody. I hope the front page is treating you well. I love gourd. with the follow. War butts. Good looking butts. Thanks, DossBacons. Man, I worked really hard on that butt.
    26:11
    Both getting it approved and creating it. Because it went through a couple of iterations. The first, like, 12 times I sent it through, it was deemed inappropriate.
    26:21
    Yo, GeekTheKid, what's up, bro? Good to see you, man. Dude, you're real. I suck at, oh my god, get the hell out of here.
    26:31
    Ragnar. Look at this name Ragnar Grats on the 1k Thanks man Really gets me off Sir Nan Gong do gong If you really want to get off My donation noise Is about as sexy It's about as sexy of a donation noise As someone could have Just saying Forbidden mushroom From Page Hype. Geek the Kid.
    27:04
    The beer I'm drinking is the Goose IPA from Goose Island. Smooth as butter. Yo, damn right. Thanks for the follow, man. Thanks for all the follows. You guys are great.
    27:19
    You're great. You smell great, I assume. You look beautiful. What about the Donate to Kids emote? I'm still working on it, man. It's a thing. The piggy bank, I don't know. Stuff's twisted. DeMacro's. I love DeMacro's.
    27:39
    Yo, DeMacro's done. Liv? Yo, Billy Bob. Billy Bob of 1311 Billy Bob Lane. Of the Hampton Billy Bobs.
    27:56
    Mental is back. Welcome back, Mental. Before you put it in your pants, put it in your mouth. Sonar. You son of a...
    28:10
    I'm sweating stink. I don't know what that means, man. I'm sorry. Take a shower? Zalapicos. Hey, Zalapicos.
    28:20
    Welcome. Hola, mi nombre es Zalapicos. Et tu? Well, that sort of was not even close to Spanish. Prickin', totally rad. Raccoon. Orthodox Rainbow. What's up, dude?
    28:40
    Best hop taste, drinking nothing ever since. Really? Oh, man, we got hooked up with two shots there. Yo, Junior, thanks for the follow-up.
    28:51
    I hope everyone's having a radical frickin' Thursday. My Thursday started off pretty solid. once I cracked open my first beer.
    29:00
    F-O-T-A-A. Oh, you son of a... Put your pleb flippers up. Jim is in a... Fun fact, Jack is facing southwest.
    29:18
    Fatty McFatFat. Always be fapping. Oh my god I'm creative That name, I have to say Yes, very true Oh crap What's up Fazilla? Good to see you buddy Yeah, oh boy, makes you flippers Bing bing bing bing How'd you get on the front page of Twitch dude? Stun die I promised a guy a thing and then he did some stuff and now here I am is pinball a sport pinball is a freaking sport if bowling's a freaking sport lol I like you no homo listen I like you whatever I like you all things ghostface thanks for the follow man Jack you and the guys are going to be at replay effects or competing in Pimberg uh CMB yes we are going to I'm over here hold on Yes, we are going to be at ReplayFX, battling in Pittsburgh in two weeks. Yo, Sherlock Balls, deadflips sold out like Metallica. Oh, get off of me, bruh.
    30:32
    Admittedly, I didn't know that there was a professional pinball team until now. Oh, hell yeah, man. Ginger Jesus. It's Jesus with much sexier hair.
    30:43
    Well played, 93. Well played. Oh, you son of a Drop catch Olaf Where have you been all my life? Is that as much a sport as darts? Exactly, man Hello from Turkey Well, hello from Chicago, Illinois, man Zen Bean The most calm bean there ever has been I'm not sweating it Multiball Hello, man. Nice to see your stream. Rock on, dude. Ragnar, you rock on. Why are you so hot? Hashtag no homo. You don't have to follow that up with a no homo. You can just say I'm hot because I think you're hot. Look at you, man.
    31:28
    Damn. You're looking good. You're all looking good. Following? Cool stream, bro. Big ups. Thanks, man. Doc Watson.
    31:38
    Hello. I know. Ladies and gentlemen, this game is called Metallica by Stern. It came out in 2013. It's fun as heck. Hello from Dubai. What?
    31:52
    Dang. Dubai. Ezreal, what's up, man? Dude, can I come over and play pinball with you? Stun die, you absolutely can. Ban boat. Pride. Kappa Pride.
    32:06
    Alright. Oh, crap. Double scoring Mouse from Alabama Tis the mouse From Alabama Alright hit the freaking target You ding dong Folks the one target I'm trying to hit I'm missing Boom that's how it's done baby Get your points Oh time to wreck up Yo ban a boat Bananananan boat Paper Shaman?
    32:44
    So fragile. Come on. Live. Guys, the freaking follow train is out of control right now, by the way. Punch! um yo can i get a can i get a capo one two three in the chat i just i just want to lurkers are great i just want everyone out there if you could yo cereal killer what's up joey breakdown how do you feel about the jurassic park machine joey breakdown i love the jurassic park machine napster mode don't download our music because yeah dude john john uh skylick did you know you're on the front page? Sure do, man. Thanks for coming.
    33:34
    4X Playfield. I screwed that up bad. Chaos Gaming. Guys, I'm not famous. I'm just a dildo on the freaking internet.
    33:47
    Yo, Fuji. Fuji with the follow. That Fuji follow. What's up, son? Uh, nobody saw that, Kappa. Huh? Thanks for the follow, buddy.
    34:03
    Cocaine and Pinball. Keeps you going. Number one. Cocaine and Pinball. The Cubster. The Cubberino. 18. Still hanging. Still banging. Builder, one, two, three.
    34:19
    Anturist. The follow is real. Anturist, you should return my calls. I am pissed. Screening my phone calls is not nice. Lucky29JX, Dildo is a tool, you a tool, both the ladies, trying to be funny, Kappa. Okay, fair enough Macha. Joey Breakdown with a follow, thanks man. Is there a Walking Dead pinball table yet Yes Fuji actually Let see if you can see this That the Walking Dead right there in the corner We have it Your pinball high scores Uh it depends on the machine man
    35:01
    Waifu Master! Sniff sniff. Hey guys, don't be sniffing on me, dawg. How would you pronounce my name?
    35:10
    Lun-fee? Lun-fee? Ah, dude, just keep saying penis over and over again. That's funny. I mean, I think it's funny.
    35:22
    Spaceman! Yo, can I get that booty? 3, 2, 1. My score for this machine is about $350 to $400 million. Karate Cat, good to see you. Pinball's a classic game. You know what? Okay, pinball is an old game, but there's new machines being made. Folks, there are new machines being made. Like, this game came out in 2013.
    35:49
    Favorite Metallica song? Uh, probably Seek and Destroy. Ya mama. Spaceman, we have, uh, 12 machines here at the studio.
    36:14
    Jimmers, save under four. Thanks for the follow, bud. Sad Patrol for sure. Uncle Carmy in the freaking chat. What is up, player?
    36:26
    Folks, if you don't know, in a couple of weeks, there is a giant event called Replay FX happening. Just all the pinball and arcade stuff happening in Pittsburgh. It's going to be incredible. We're going on a little trip.
    36:38
    It's going to be fun. Call your mom. Thank her for all that she's done. I'm sure you're using her internet I don't care if you live at home It's still her internet Yo one bite with a follow You freaking dill Pirate Mallard duck Uh internet I need someone to replace Uh $10 from Paladin RS How would you rate the following machine Dr. Dude Black Knight Arabian Knights.
    37:16
    I would say I would take Arabian Knights number one, Dr. Dude number two, and then Black Knight number three, and thank you for your very generous tip, man. That means a whole lot to me. Thank you very much.
    37:27
    Aren't you getting a tattoo this weekend? I sure am, man. I'm getting the Deadflip logo tattooed on me because I hit the subs we were trying to hit, and you guys chose it. Donation! Drop everything! I did, I'm sorry.
    37:41
    It's pinball. Guys, even if you lose one ball, it's not the end of the world because guess what? In pinball, it only takes one ball to blow up anything. I promise you.
    37:53
    Totem, Black Knight, Doctor Dude. No way, Doctor Dude's fun as hell, man. It's punishing. Okay, do you guys want to learn some pinball stuff? This is called a post pass. So what I'm going to do is I need the ball on this flipper over here. So what I'm going to do is do a very quick flip. Didn't mean to sink your ball paladin Don't sweat it man I love you brother Thank you so much You're the man So I'm going to flip really quick To ram the ball into the bottom of the slingshot And it'll pop over here So I can make my shot to Sparky Dr. Mean Thumb That's called a post pass That's a slap save Because I'm a ding dong That's called a dead flip Where you don't flip And you let it hit the flipper And go over Ravish what's up BK is way more punishing than Dr. Dude? I don't know, man. I don't know about that.
    38:46
    Yo, Tackle, what's up with the follow, dawg? What took you so long? I miss you. Are you a pinball wizard? I'm more of a pinball necromancer.
    39:00
    Is that a thing? Pinball sorcerer? Yo, white sliced bread. With the follow. How much time do you spend playing pinball each day? Well, I stream pinball Monday through Friday at, hold on, I'm over here, at 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. Every single day, except for the weekends, where I go play pinball not on camera. So I play pinball a lot, actually.
    39:36
    How old were you when you started playing pinball? I started playing pinball like four years ago, man.
    39:42
    Pinball priest. Preach. How much do you love the movie Tommy? What's the scale? If it's 1 to 100, it's negative 100.
    39:57
    Saturn. Wow. Saturn. Wow. Wait, do you go to championships? I sure do, man. I sure do. My ranking is about In the 1000 area in the world But my coach is like number 4 in the world So you're someone who will play pinball Until you are the master of the undead Exactly Don't mess with me Internet You and me, we're gonna battle Go to Pittsburgh On the 30th or 31st It's gonna be all of the internet versus Jack Danger. We're gonna fight, we're gonna laugh, and then we're gonna make out. Deal?
    40:44
    Deal. Oh, Jackbot! One dollar from Drink Some Mulk watching the game. Long time listener, first time caller. I went on a date with a guy who told me he likes to play with balls, wants to double flip me. Should I see him again? Uh, well, maybe not. Girlycar, thanks for the follow.
    41:09
    To the extreme, I got rid of those two emotes for now because they weren't of they weren't dead flip quality. I got them up there in Dr. Inferno with the penis. What's up, dog?
    41:21
    Why you gotta be saying penis all the time, man? Hell yeah. Why you gotta be penising on my chat? It's fine. I mean, I think it's funny. I don't know. Video games you enjoy regularly. I like watching people play Hearthstone.
    41:40
    Yo, CF, what's up? Thanks for the follow. Making out. Oh, crap. You mother... Subs, can I get some tilts in the chat, please? Thank you very much.
    41:55
    What do you think about the Kill Em All album? You know what? don't think I can quite remember the Kill Em All album. The Fox. Sup, the stream is awesome. Literally don't think anyone can play this game. It's a legend. You're a legend for being here. Dirty Harlot, what's up? Do you play it for fun or do you take it serious? White Slice Bread, what I do is at the beginning of the week, I show everyone how to play the game. Hey, say my name, Groovy Groove Shady. I said your name. There, you're welcome. No, I don't mind if you say penis, man. Penis is funny.
    42:30
    Uh, yeah, everyone can say penis. You're fine. Say, who cares? Say penis. Um, if you feel like saying penis, just do it. Uh, it's just, you know, a thing. Who cares?
    42:43
    Blue nuts. 1,000 viewers. Boop! You're 1,000 viewers. Welcome to the stream. My name's Jack Danger. I like your face. You're super attractive. Uh, from what I can tell, the, hold on.
    42:57
    Oh yeah, what's up? You're looking good. Poop. Here we go. Alright, back to the internet. We're going to play some Pink Vomit. Can I say not to... Guys, say... Listen. Just be courteous. That's all I'm asking. Okay, so. I don't know what I was talking about earlier. Loop pass.
    43:20
    You son of a... Do you own these machines? GameCypher, yes. The machines belong to the studio How are pinball rankings decided? High score? It's sort of match play Is how you're ranked in the world Vagina Jack is making me tired He's doing a million things an hour Das Bacon Hold on I'm going to drain this ball really quick Because it's pissing me off Tyra Hanus Water, earth, fire, or air? Oh man I'd have to say Earth Absolutely man Why not? heart heart wasn't in there but honestly maybe heart because i'd be like yo i'm gonna make out with this dolphin right now yo grace thanks do you own the studio you sure do buddy is pinball sport pinball is a sport yes 100 pinball is a sport whoa wicked ninjas with a z wicked ninjas you hear that it's wicked ninjas Azul Hey the Cubster what's up Why don't you use a chair I would never be able to stand for another two minutes Sitting while playing pinball changes How you're looking at the game And it's bad Why is pinball not a sport Sick as arts Can someone ban that guy Just kidding I love you Last time I asked What's your favorite game in the studio Oh baby We have an ACDC premium here that is my absolute favorite. Pinball is love. Pinball is life. Call your mama. Sleep over Zova. I'm literally wet already. You shouldn't. Are you swimming while watching me stream? Super cool, Austin. Do you teach? Yeah, sure. Dirty Harlot. Whatever. Yeah, all of that. Sure. How much do you get paid? Streaming? Not enough.
    45:26
    Not enough. Yo, IceSnake99. If you beat Deadflip without smelling like a skunk, you're true. I don't even know what that means.
    45:37
    Wow, that beard. Yo, we drinking that beard, though. Listen. I'm all about just drinking the beard, having a good time, and freaking tilting machines because this thing's pissing me off plot rate what's up am i allowed to say dilapidated there's nothing dilapidated here the game my body is fine yo og complexity my man what beer is that i'm currently drinking the goose ipa i love pinball you know what i love pinball tube, guys.
    46:12
    Tripalicious. But yeah, it's the, uh... It came in a box of a bunch of different Goose Island beers.
    46:22
    Who doesn't like Pantera? I love Pantera, man. Vulgar Display of Power is my favorite album. My favorite machine was the one created by the movie Congo and addicted to it. Yo, Congo is a great game, dude. Game Cypher with the follow. Finally. What the hell took you so long, dude? Just kidding. I am, uh, shitting the bed. Donate to kids. Fucking hostile! Donate to kids. Bud Douglas in the chat. What's up, Pluto? Good to see you, man. Yo, Pluto. We did it, bro. We got that Bud emote.
    46:55
    Folks, can we show Pluto the, uh, the butt that we just got? It's such a beautiful emote. I can't, I can't even handle what's going on right now.
    47:06
    Yo, Snacks Gaming. Thank you. You have a Kiss Pinball machine? So there's a new Kiss Pinball machine being developed by Stern right now, and I'm trying to get my hands on it. Oh, that's right, Pluto. I forgot that you can do that too.
    47:23
    You know what? How do you constitute being a professional pinball player? White sliced bread, unfollowed.
    47:31
    That's okay. Can you dig it? Alpha Zorks alright what song do we want to hear here kids on fleek pinball skills right there bruh guys okay do you want to number one we're on the home page so I'm trying to say hi to everybody at some point I'm going to have to stop saying hi and just blow it up but Justice Beaver F342L355 I love fast7dou I almost worked on the title sequence for Fast 7. My good friend did the opening animation sequence for the titles on that.
    48:12
    How about Avenged Sevenfold? You know what? I don't know much Avenged Sevenfold, to be honest. Man Duty. Thank you for the follow, Man Duty.
    48:25
    You stream on cocaine? Time to start streaming. I don't know what you're talking about. So do you compete in pitball tournaments? I sure do. Here, look. I don't think this ranking is accurate. I think I'm a little higher than this, but there you go. Am I wearing pants?
    48:52
    Question answered. Play Battery. It's too late. I love you, though. Jay Byrne. Thanks for the follow. Why so mean to the letter U? Alright, let's get a Let's get a multi-ball here How can you not know me? Oh my god Ravenhawk Your jean jacket's cute, thank you Robert I like it I think it's cool White slice bread, I followed Great, I think Since there's so many people Are you high? I'm high on pinball, dude Pinball's the only drug I take What's your favorite food? Pizza. Derp.
    49:36
    Alright, let's do batteries. We're going to play a real game of pinball here instead of screwing around. I love you guys. Hoosier Man, love you. They all hate me. Thanks for coming back. I love you. Show your butts. Everyone show your butts. How can you not know Deez Nuts? I like your shirt, by the way. It's cool. Thanks, man.
    49:57
    Alright, so, internet. Here's how you play Metallica pinball. You see that guy up at the top there? His name is Sparky. And what you want to do is beat the crap out of him to get a multiball.
    50:12
    Just the bounce. There you go. Slap save to save your life. Nice and clean. There you go. Guys, the follows. My life. I'm losing my life. Oh, jackpot! $1.01 from Kragle Rock says, Here's an extra dollar because that butt icon is the best emote I've ever seen.
    50:38
    Kragle Rock! Thank you for your support. I love your face. We'll make out soon, right, Kragle? You? Call me? You know, answer my calls, man. Or woman, or whatever. Which band is your favorite band? I don't know that I have a favorite band. Uh, how about... How about, uh... What's his name?
    51:02
    I like George Thorogood and the Destroyers. The sub train is real. It's more of a follow train. Trey Day Smooth, what's up? Yo, shut your ass up! What's up, Slick? slick? What up slick? How do you not know this ass? Nailed it. Dead. Is killed? Wrecked? Let me see the butt. Eat a lot of poosie. Subs, where are the subs? Yeah, where are them subs at? Alright, so folks, now that those lights are going crazy, I need some multiballs ready. Why so much lag, though? Do you get a penalty in tournament for tilts? No, you do not. You just lose your ball. Your ball just ends. It's just the game turning off on you So many tilts tonight Jack Well you know what Dad been drinking again So what are you going to do Alright so when you in a multi folks on this game you want to hit all the pick targets so that they solid up here, and then a green light's going to show up on top of the snake's head there. And once that green light is on, what you're going to want to do is get it in the snake's mouth and it starts your ball saber over again. It throws another ball into play and gives you 2x playfield. Just like that. So now I gotta, oh crap, I screwed up. Pinball's physical, folks. Yo, the fat burglar. Yeah, so the only things that are illegal in pinball when you're playing in a tournament are, yo, pancakes, what's up? Death saves are illegal and bang backs are illegal, but anything else outside of that, you can do whatever the hell you want because if you hit the game too hard, the game is just going to shut off. It's going to shut off. Shut your mouth. Dumber man. Why do you look like Sheldon Cooper with them shades, you dumbass? Aw. Dude, Slick, why are you so angry? Does anyone remember Space Yeah, man, the Windows game.
    53:34
    Bounce pass. Hit a ramp. Loop. Reverse loop. Come back around. What are death saves? I can't show you.
    53:48
    Because I don't want to hurt the game. But if you Google death saves, you'll learn. You'll learn. Pinball is not a sport. Thanks for the follow, you shit. Donate to kids Ha ha ha Pinball is not a sport Thanks What? Do you guys think I'm on drugs? I'm just having a good time With beer Shout out to me please Dr. Inferno 34 There are 33 other people I will beat up for you sir So that you can just be Plain old Dr. Inferno We'll make that happen How's that sound?
    54:22
    Farts Yo Frumpler Venetius, welcome back man Poppy too smooth Why you look like White Romeo Santos From the Eres Mia music video Because I am Beer is the best drug, I agree Death save is common with If you do a death save, especially in a bar Hell, if you do a death save here I'll break your freaking legs But if you do a death save out in a bar you're liable to get thrown the hell out of that bar because you're hurting the machine. My four-year-old walked by the computer and said, Yo, there's Jack Danger. Yes! Shannon. Hell yeah. Void 730, what's up?
    55:11
    Pinball is a sport. Christos. Christos, can you read this? Ragnar. Mad63 with the follow. What's up, buddy? What is a death save? So a death save is essentially... Here, watch this. See my hands? If the ball drains out the out lane and it's traveling down here, you hold this flipper up and you crank the game really hard to the left, like move the machine really hard to the left so that the ball bounces off of a piece of metal here, and then crank it really hard to the right to bring it back into play. Not only does it screw up the legs on the machine, but you look like a freaking dingus doing it. Phantom Fool, thanks for the follow, buddy. the comments slow down you fine you fine beef it's what's for diner i believe it's the uh you mother christos is jesus in my language oh i know man jesus cristo death saves look awesome okay all right don't get it twisted yes um death saves look really awesome but uh they will get you kicked out of a tournament they will get you kicked out of a bar out of a house out of a wherever the hell you're playing pinball if you're doing it at home you're just hurting your own machine so don't do it elvis you need to chill yo max hyde what's up you're good at something nick called it a life No, I'm good at a drop catch. I'll show you a drop catch.
    56:57
    So that's a live catch, just sort of like grabbing the ball. Let's see if we can get it. This is a drop catch. Oh, screwed that up. The slap is real.
    57:07
    All right, White Slice Bread, thanks for coming, buddy. Have a good night. All them 69s. Plus it would probably tilt you out anyway. Yeah, that's true. If you can manage to not tilt out doing it, the tilt needs to be fixed on that machine, for sure.
    57:23
    Man, you look like Mike Shindoah a little bit. Oh, right on. Thanks, man. Winnie the Pee. Drop catch. That's a drop catch.
    57:35
    Old man, what's up, buddy? Thanks for the follow. Oh. I followed to you, but I didn't come on the screen. Oh, that's fine.
    57:49
    Oh, man. Hello! QAZ, QAZ, QAZ, QAZ8877. Pinball is life, Twinkie. Who the hell is Shannon Leto? Is that my mom?
    58:09
    For my entire life, I've found denim jackets to be extremely lame. Thanks, dude. I appreciate it. How does this work, Salty Balls? Well, there's a button on each side of the cabinet, and you push it and it makes the flippers go.
    58:24
    What's your highest score? My highest score on this machine is about 350 to 400 million, but that's with focusing on what's going on instead of reading chats and stuff like that.
    58:37
    That was a drop catch. So, now that this last light is blinking, that means two more hits to this guy back here will start a multiball. And then what you want to do is hit all four of these picks, light that green light on top of the snake's head, get it in there. That gives you another ball into your multiball, reactivates your ball save, and you get 2x for anything you do on the play field for 30 seconds. You fade to freaking black. Rock on, man. You made my night. Dude, Ragnar, thanks for coming, man. So what's the world record on this machine? It depends because you can't really have world records on a pinball machine. because some jerk can take the glass off and just start flicking switches, you know what I'm saying?
    59:19
    If you want to cheat on a pinball machine, you can, and it's stupid. I'm better than everyone here. Ah, Manas. Yo, Captain Morgan. I used to drink the crap out of that when I was, like, freaking 19. I mean 21. I mean 21.
    59:35
    Drink responsibly, folks. Jack, down below if you want to see you use the machine to heal. Yeah. Uh, see, yes, I would say professionally I am playing with balls at all times. All the balls. Look at all these balls just flying at my cross.
    59:55
    Dealing with it. Just freaking dealing with it, man. Yeah, the middle light is on a bit of a vacay there. It's not working that well.
    60:11
    Do you like balls? I love balls. I love pinballs. I love pinning balls. Pinball's my favorite sport, ya ding dong.
    60:25
    Yo, Blue, thanks for the follow, buddy. Alright, stay alive, ding dong. Okay, who is the best at multi-balls? Your lover, 69. I'm the only one who really likes to drink Captain Morgan. I like Captain Morgan. So pinball is all about protecting your crotch. Yes, exactly.
    60:51
    Just like that, folks. All the balls come back now. And everything I hit is worth double than it should.
    60:59
    Yo, World Wonder Boy. Thanks for the follow, man. The World Wonder Boy. Swift. All right, get up there, baby. Come on, what you got? Stop screwing with me here.
    61:17
    There we go. Whoa, $20 from Captain Morgan. Says, just wanted to say, man, streaming about pinball and teaching people is dope. Keep that ass rolling. Much love. Dude, thank you so much, man. Seriously.
    61:35
    I love you. We'll hang out sometime, you know, just lock arms and dance around and throw rocks at people. How many balls can you have in the field at the same time? More than three? Well played. It depends on the machine. This game, I think four is the max.
    61:52
    Dude, Captain Morgan, thank you so much, man. That means a lot. I'm trying to raise a few funds to get to the big world pinball tournament that's happening in a few weeks, and that's definitely going to help.
    62:07
    Are you single? We'll never know. Hail Captain Morgan! Yo, Psychedelic Cypher! Man, you guys are making me spit a lot. Where's that tourney? The tournament is in Pittsburgh. It's called Replay FX. Check it out.
    62:27
    Hello from the land of effing hot and rain. Where is that? Yo, Trek, thanks for coming, man. Apollo, oh yeah, I guess Apollo 13 has the biggest multiball. Apollo 13 machine has 13 balls that come out on the field. It's out of control.
    62:46
    There can be only one. Deadflip, how much is it to get an attorney, if you don't mind me asking? Um, I think you had to buy tickets ahead of time, but you might be able to buy them at the door. I'm not entirely certain. Suffering, Suckatash. Hi, ladyboys. What's up, Catmen52?
    63:02
    Oh, I crapped that away. You think since you are streaming The enemies will study you right? I'm hoping, I don't know what that means Stikies, thanks for the follow man Deadflip, have you seen the movie Tommy? More than I should Not a super big fan Just gonna put that out there Die, die, die Why do you want me to die? I'm just having a good time drinking beer partying, man. You're my friend. Oh, it's $150 to get in?
    63:40
    $10 from Paladin? Dude. It says fix the PayPal option on your sub button. Hippie. Kidding, but seriously, fix it. Wait, what's wrong with the sub button?
    63:53
    What's wrong with the sub button? Paladin, thank you so much, man. That's awesome. Zero as hero one. 100 to play and need to qualify believe that there's a waiting list on pinberg over 700 players yeah dude that's out of control ooh jackpot dead flip the what moves do you like ah movies my absolute number one favorite movie is young frankenstein with gene wilder check it out it will blow your mind it's so freaking funny ultra abuya thanks for the follow man Woman, child, dog, cat, Frankenstein.
    64:35
    Jack, actually, yeah, get the hell out of here, guys. Kappa, kappa, kappa, kappa, kappa. Was I, was I, was my sub button revoked?
    64:50
    Gives you a four-leaf clover. This is my gift for you. Dude, IceSnakes99, I'll take it. Thank you so much. I need it. I need that luck. Yo, Monk1172. What's up with all the people and followers? What do you mean? Are you guys featured again? Yeah, DoomPod, we're on the homepage. Charisma, the big butt. Right? TBB? Is that what that stands for? Yo, Asian Rampage, hello.
    65:19
    Captain Morgan, how much have you raised so far? You're looking at it up there. At the very top. What's a delay for streamers? It's pretty, uh, pretty small. You need deez nuts. Alright, Slick. Guess what, Dad? Uh, what's that, White Sliced Bread? Rob himself just followed. You saw Halloween movies? Yeah, Ragnar, I've seen it.
    65:50
    I bet all the girls go wild when you tell them about your pinball skills. Uh, no. In fact, there is a grill on her way here shortly. What time is it? We have a lady coming here in exactly ten minutes. Deez nuts, how gotty. Yo, PJ Star, my man, thanks for the following. He's drinking an IPA, yes. I'm drinking the Goose Island Ten Hills. Yo, Comcast.
    66:26
    My delay, personally, is 12.1. Nice, dude. Are you good with your fingers? Heck yeah. Deadflip, do you leave the camera on? Uh... For you, I'll leave the camera on whatever I'm doing.
    66:48
    Alright, let's play, um... Girls don't exist on the internet. I know. We have a dude dressed up like a lady coming here pretty soon. West Coast Hockey. A girl, a girl, a girl. Hide the pinball machines. Yeah, guys, we're not going to get anywhere in life if we're trying to... Guys, it's fine.
    67:07
    Beer, girls, pinball. Have you ever concentrated so hard on a game and shit your pants around kids and they kept playing? Persian if my friend Nick here was here he would tell you that 100% yes when I was at Papa I was playing and concentrating so hard trying to get into the finals I shit my pants and then I figured it out it's fine Tess what's up Tess I'd come play pinball with you girl guy in real life that's freaking hilarious Tess it's good to see you what's up darling Speaking of girls on the internet, not to mention ladies raising money for sick kids, Tess, everybody. Project Pinball.
    67:52
    Whoa, little in-lane chats there. German Corp. 24. Nailed it. Let's go! Let's go! Sleepy Weed. Rub it now. Yo, porn. Yeah, just yell porn in chat. That's fine. Whatever. Whatever you want to say.
    68:15
    It's all about that porn, right? Uh, guys, is my sub button literally not working? Put on the Ritz, Young Frankenstein. Exactly, dude. That, ugh. It's seriously the best freaking movie.
    68:28
    If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits? Perricks! That's just, it's Frankenstein singing.
    68:41
    No regerts, man. Crap in your pants in real life, no regrets I'm an adult You look like Adam Sandler with a buzz cut I think that's an insult Sleepyweed, yes We have a Walking Dead pinball machine Two machines down here Favorite childhood pin game Oh This machine back here You can't see it This game's from 1981 It's called Stargazer And it has to be one of my favorite machines ever I've been watching you for an hour, you're so funny I don't agree with you I'm not funny, I'm just a Try not to swear I'm a ding dong Thank you brother, I appreciate it I'm glad you're entertained Are you not entertained? Alright folks, we're Oh, that's a tilt, that's a tilt Mother
    69:41
    Merlin Oculus. We got them fools.