AUGUST'S TOP TWITCH CLIPS FOR DEAD FLIP

Dead Flip·video·5m 22s·analyzed·Sep 5, 2017

Analysis

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TL;DR

Deadflip August highlight reel: Jack Danger gameplay clips with comedic reactions.

Summary

A compilation of Deadflip's top Twitch clips from August featuring Jack Danger's unfiltered gameplay commentary, reactions to pinball machines (including Spooky Pinball), and comedic banter. The content is primarily entertainment-focused with minimal substantive industry commentary.

Key Claims

Jack Danger describes himself as a '7' at keeping secrets, meaning he cannot keep secrets
high confidence · Direct statement: 'I would say on a scale of 1 to 10, I'm about a 7 at keeping secrets. Which means you can't keep a secret.'

Notable Quotes

“Spooky Pinball! Oh no! My mate! Yay!”
Jack Danger@ 0:23 — Enthusiastic acknowledgment of Spooky Pinball appearance in clips
“This game hurts my feelings.”
Jack Danger@ 5:07 — Comedic frustration with pinball machine difficulty/performance
“I would say on a scale of 1 to 10, I'm about a 7 at keeping secrets. Which means you can't keep a secret.”
Jack Danger@ 0:29 — Self-deprecating humor about ability to maintain confidentiality

Entities

Jack DangerpersonSpooky PinballcompanyDeadfliporganization

Transcript

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0:00

I got your email dude with your address, thank you. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you? Yo, tell me this game ain't rigged right now. Say it right now, this game is not rigged.

0:22

It's uh, it's... SPOOKY! Oh no! My money! Yay! It goes down! I would say on a scale of 1 to 10, I'm about a 7 at keeping secrets. Which means you can't keep a secret. If you're not a 10, then you can't keep a secret. I can keep some secrets. It's like, on a scale of 1 to 10, I'm being a murderer, I'm a 7. Right? Sometimes I murder. Which means sometimes I murder. Which means you're a murderer. Go for it.

0:49

Is this? May the fourth be with you. I'll use the fourth. Doesn't matter. So if I shoot that shot over to the right, that's multi-ball. Or I can just let the game do it for you. Swish! Punching someone in the nuts is not the way to go. You gotta like punch up, because the balls are behind something, you know? Oh shit. How are you supposed to do this? And I'm gonna try to... Play better! Three Oh shit Motherfu What What happening What? Is there an epic ghost in here? Internet, I forgot to farm babies. Sixty-nine. Nice. Listen, yeah, maybe I should just go to the bathroom. I'm not sure if I should go to the bathroom. Listen, yeah, my... Everything's broken.

1:58

Yo, this is going to be a thick booty. I just pee in a bottle like Uber drivers? Yuck. What? That works on this. And I learned that shot from one of my friends. Fire the suit! Jack, would you be willing to do a live stream of you reading Pinball Magazine? You mean... Smoking jacket, fireplace, absolutely Pinball Magazine. I got an idea. Ready? Watch this shit.