Yeah, yeah. Oo-wee. What are the numbers here, kids? What are the numbers? Give me the numbers. I need the numbers. Refresherino. I think... I think we're live. I can't tell what the hell's going on. Alright, there's Jaden. How you doing, buddy? Just making sure we're here. Just making sure. And we're live. We're live. Looks like someone's flicking our internet switch a little hard here. Where's that twitch? I can't tell what's going on. Boop-bop, boop-bop, boop-boop-biddy. I put a link down below for everyone to buy a shirt if they want one. Jaded, that's... Yeah, you won't hear that anymore. That's Woe Nelly clicking for some stupid reason. No, actually what it's doing is it's cycling through the scores that were last on the game. I've got to raise this up somehow. Here we go. Oh, there we go. Chainsaw Crazy Banana 1978. I believe you followed while we were not live, so thank you for the follow. You're super awesome. You're super, super. Extra butts or just butt? Oh, guys, yeah, if we ever get our freaking Twitch partnership, I've already got the sub icon ready, and I've developed a butt emote that I guess should be extra butts, but I've got to figure that out. So it's a cool butt, you know. Dead flip, dead flip, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hardcore, what's up, buddy? Boop bop, boop bop, boop doop doop. Whoa, Nelly. Whoa, Nelly, indeed. Yeah, we got shirts if you want them. We have pins being made. I have business cards and stickers and frickin' everything, man. We're about to slay this stuff. Contact your congressman. Tell him we need to be partnered. He might be awesome, but he's crazy. Wisconsin rules at pinball? Okay. I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it. I'm loving the intro page, I never get to see it. Oh, right on, that darn chat. Wait, oh, that darn chat. Twitch, give me a partner, yes, please. We need partnership, por favor. Yeah, Ardcord, this is a, it's a brand new electromechanical machine, which is pretty awesome. Jaded, gotta wait until you get a website bill. I don't even know what that means. Get that website bill girl. Things are about to get busy here around the office for work outside of pinball stuff. But that's good. Monday's fun. How long is this intro? The intro is as long as I need it to be. You want me to sing a song? It's Dead Flip. The Dead Flip Show. Come on, girl. Thank you, Mom. Thank you, Mom, for our internet usage. Extra butts. Gotta get it. Alright, enough singing. This is stupid. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining me at the Deadflip Headquarters. Today we'll be continuing on Whoa Nelly Big Juicy Muffins. I'm Jack Danger. I believe Richie Townsend will be joining us later today, and maybe Nick Campbell. So, get ready. Hold on to your butts, blah blah blah. Gotta earn that money. Oh my god, people are just dropping shit on me. Come on down. you're the next contestant on Jack Dangerous Plants and Pinball today's pin is Scorgasm Master man I played that and I was annihilating people on Scorgasm it's pretty rad there you go come on down you're the next contestant on Deadly Pinball alright um Nick hold on internet hold on hold on just relax Tricked. Hold on. Copy. Hold on. Here's a crises. Hold on. Hold on. Booyahshaka. Whoa, nally. And boom goes the dynamite, or whatever people say on the internet. Good evening, Pinheads and welcome back to Deadflip Pinball. Today is day three on Woe Nelly Big Juicy Melons, a game that Stern is producing and was kind enough to drop one off for us. We actually unboxed this on stream, so if you want to check that out, you can go to YouTube. I believe it's forward slash Deadflip Pinball. You can see us struggling to pull it out and put it together. It was pretty fun. It took a little bit because we're ding-dongs. We're players, not, you know, not techs. You can stream, oh dude, yeah, we got that ping pong too. I'm not going to lie, I was thinking about streaming ping pong one of these days just to mess with you guys. That was, I believe, what the April Fool's joke was going to be, but we instead started playing a virtual pin on stream. Our guest today, maybe Nick Campbell, I think he's kind of busy. Richie Townsend, I believe, is showing up. He's one of the players on the Pinsane Clown Posse team that plays for the Emporium Logan Square Bar. Dead Flip Ping Pong. Yeah, no kidding. Like I was saying before, folks, I'm starting to build up a bunch of merch here. We have, like, lapel pins about to be made. You could buy a T-shirt from Teespring if you wanted. It's like an exact replica of this bad boy. But it's got dead flip stuff on the back. Frickin', I don't know, other things that are cool. How's everyone doing? It's Wednesday, man, hump day. You made it through half the week. This is exciting. Maybe an arcade game one of these days? Ooh, I don't know. I don't know. I think the closest thing to an arcade game we want to play is the virtual pen. And I felt dirty just playing that on stream. What's the belly machine behind you? It's Radical, of course. So we're going to be playing Radical next week, but this week's all about Wonelli. Yeah, it's been fun, honestly. This game is a lot more intriguing than I thought it was going to be. The shots feel fun. And I love these, like, there's, like, targets that you'll see when I turn the cameras over that are, like, these oval shapes, and if you hit it, you get, you know, X amount of points, either 50 or, if you hit it dead in the middle, you get 50, but if you hit it on the outside, you get 5, so it's a weird double scoring thing, it's kind of neat. No arcade games, boo, I don't pinball that, you are correct. Nobody wants it. Nobody wants it. Um, let's see, what else, what is there to talk about, other than, you know, pinball. Pinball's fun. Uh, oh, crap, we have to do another podcast soon. And we have to set up our tournament. The tournaments here are usually a lot of frickin' fun, so we'll be sure to get that information out to everybody. Jaded, thanks for the host, man. You da best. Yeah, well, you know what? Screw it. Let's just get into this, and then if people start showing up, they show up. Because I want to play some pinball. I'm tired of this crap. Also, this game does not have a DMD anywhere on it, but it does have like a little tiny screen in the apron. I took a photo of it and put it on Instagram and Facebook if you want to check it out. It's like, what, two inches, three inches long, about half an inch tall. I'm really bad with measurements. It's a pager screen. Scribble, pinball isn't just patterns. That That is correct, Mr. Brown. Or should I call you Dr. Zwip? Oh man. Cameras are bright. Zwip. Boop-ba-doop-ba-doop-doo-doo-doo-doo. Oh, wait, what the... what the hell happened here? There we go. What's that a link to? Oh, yeah, there you go, man. Tiny little screen. Name on the podcast, please. Oh, it's just called the Dead Slit Pinball Podcast. We've only done three so far, and it's pretty fun. It's hard to schedule. Oh, Richie did make it. What's up, buddy? Hey, bud. A little slow. Let's go. I was just talking to the internet here. Nice. Have you played this at all? No, not at all. Oh, dude, you're in for a treat. First off, feel that. That's wood. Oh, wow. I don't want to break something. I guess I have to break something. Also, it has like a, what is that, like a half an inch lip that you can like really hold this game and sort of move it around. It's pretty legit. That's an awesome number. Yeah, buddy. And the reels in this thing are actually mechanical. I saw that, yeah. And, yeah. You've rolled it over? No, God, no. That's pretty impossible. No, I'd say even on five ball, the highest we got was like maybe 4,000. Oh, wow. But this should only be on three ball. And we're going to kill it. Here comes trouble. Oh, Richie. how oh how did the game go between you and the hooligans we lost it was still a good game though yeah it was still a lot of fun um how about you guys then Linda we won uh and it was also a good fight it was tied up after the doubles and then you know that's where we were and then we lost powered through singles yeah we started throwing grand champs around and like just took it but like the geek knights were doing pretty freaking good but now It's the same shit as every year, Darn These Kids. We do get to play for 3rd and 4th. Deadflip vs. the Hooligans. Every year. Every year. It's gonna be great. But we get to play for 3rd and 4th, it's just cool. Do we know what the venue is? No, I don't know if we're gonna be at the same venue. It shouldn't be Blind Robin because it's too tight. And that many dudes that close together might not be such a good idea. I was figuring probably River North headquarters. Oh, yeah, that would be dope, because it's, like, wide open. Yep. If you haven't been there, folks, headquarters on River North, it's gorgeous. Two floors. The only games there are pinball machines, if I'm not mistaken. There are other older games downstairs. There are? Okay. But they do have an original Medieval Madness. Yes. And... Wizard of Oz to play. Not to mention like a Circle of Terror, Vault Edition Iron Man, just a lot of great games there. And unlike the original headquarters location, this one, the games seem to be taken care of. So, yeah, I don't know how that works. Jack the Codeman said, you can adjust the feature adjustments and get double scoring of the bumpers. Yeah, I think we're going to play with that. We're going to mess with all the menu settings, I think, Friday. we just want to leave it on default and see what we can do about blowing this score reel up our only goal really is to try to get replaced consistently that's 3,000 points and when things aren't lit they're only worth one point okay so this game 3,000 points it's out there man it's out there any news of when orders are being taken for the attack from our remake yeah I don't know man I don't know, was that actually officially announced? I'm not sure. Who's doing that? Some people doing the remake of Medieval. All right, well, screw that. It's a beautiful day on the farm. So your skill shot is that flashing lane right there. It gives you 200 points, which is big. I'm not scared. But also, so these targets here are special. So it says 200 when lit, but if you just hit that, it's not going to give you 200. You have to hit it directly in the middle of it to get 200. See how it's open? Yep. You have to hit the whole shield and the switch in the middle to get the full shield. So if you just hit the side, it's worth 5? If you just hit the side, I believe it's worth 5, yes. The gobbler is always worth 50. These lanes, when you start collecting them, light up corresponding pop bumpers and these lights here. Other than that, man, there's an escape lane. You already come back into the chute. And every time you come through here, it relights the skill check. Oh, awesome. Alright, here we go. Oh! So good. It spins a dream. It's a monster. Nice. Good. You have to trust your bounces, man. Oh, Jesus. Hey, Dennis. Great game. Dennis? Yeah. Dennis Nordman? Wait. Dennis Nordman? If that's really Dennis Nordman, I love you, Dennis Nordman. Light off four lanes and get in the gobble hole. It's different now. Is it different for us? With the code that we have currently? I'll have to double-check that. But Dennis Nordman, man, if that's really you, dude, awesome freaking game, I have to say. I love your work. You can't trust names on Twitch, though, because there's a person named actually Gary Stern, and I know for a fact it is not actually Gary Stern. Is he Dennis? Is that really him? Is that Dennis? He just says it's really him. What? Dennis Nordman. Thanks for coming, buddy. I heard you run in. I heard your name. Hi, buddy. So, okay. It's really me. What? Yay! That is Norman, everybody. Congratulate this gentleman because he is responsible for helping design this game. Somebody told us that's supposed to be you. Or is it the guy in the back? I think it's him. With the slobber in his mouth. He looks pretty good. Yeah, you're thumbsing up. I'm into it. Anyway, I just had to run in. Good to see you, buddy. It was in the code Jack brought yesterday. Oh, okay. So that definitely is you. You know what's up. Oh, that's awesome. So, hey. Yeah. Before you go, so Dennis Nordman is saying, so you know when we got all four lanes and then got a gobbler and it just kills everything? Yeah, yeah. He says it's different now than when you go the other way. Really? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, because usually when you get the four lanes and put it in the gobble hole, it just gave you the money for it, and then you have to start all over. Okay. So we'll see. Awesome. Dude, stop. Play the game. Okay. All right. I'll be back here. All right. Let go. Prove it. Hell yeah! No! Jerk! My man! All the way, all the way! Yes! One more, one more! Get in that goblet, come on girl! Go! Come on! Get in there! Nice! Hell yeah! Let's get that gobble hole. Oh, this is where I get screwed now. Oh, there it is! There is a mountain of melons! Nice! Oh! Like a jerk! I drain it. Alright brother, kill it. Who won cosplay at MGC? I did. I was dressed up as a drunk pinball guy wearing a red cape. Just go wait in the truck. Alright, let's see if we can do that again. Alright. Come on, girl. What? Oh ho ho. I'm so glad that that kick out from the gobble hole feeds into the pop uppers. Give it to me. Man, you've got to trust your bounces on this kid. Yeah, seriously. Go, in, no, love you. We also have the tilt set up a little tighter than it should be. Gray is not the guy with the camera that's cheering. Okay, right on. Roper, he still hasn't uploaded the scores for that Emporium tournament, you ding-dong. Good playing, good playing. So that was 1355 to 586. We can do a lot better than that. So here's what my approach is to this game, okay? I light up as many of these as possible. I usually keep it to like three because in the last version of the code if you accidentally got the gobbler on four it reset everything. But I think it keeps it all on now. And then just keep ringing these when they're 200. Because 200 points is huge in this game, man. Whoops, which, what do you mean which month? The one that just happened where Joe Blasi I'm eating melons right now actually. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on. Come on, you son of a... You son of a... Alright, you got this buddy. Just keep it alive, man. Just keep your head in that EM mind space and just know that the flippers are stronger than any EM you've ever played. Okay, hit the glass. Fuck, you even scissored yourself! Which is a thing. Yeah, okay, uh, Dennis, I need to know what 4329 means. What do you mean you can't let Blossie down? You're letting me down, I love you. I need my points, bruh. Daddy needs his points. Alright, get in there, get in there! No! Wrong direction! So this is where the money's at. Oh, okay. Oh my gosh. Ah! Won't you buy me the Gobble, please? I'm trying to shoot through the pops there. Oh! That actually works. Kassaboo! Kassaboo! Oh, damn. Don't think you can get it off the game. Ah! It was answered yesterday. Okay. Cool. CherryWarrior, thanks for the host, man. CherryWarrior, as it turns out, the gentleman that co-designed this game is in chat right now, Dennis Nordman. It's the PLU for Honeydew Melons. Yeah, that's what I figured. Cherry Boyd, what's up? Welcome. We're playing Won't Ever Give You See Melons. It's a brand new electromechanical machine. Nice, man. Keep working them lanes, dog. Yes! Everyone get in here! Almost got up there Hurry along! Roll the 89! What's up everybody? How you coming? Get up there! Oh, pop it! Be careful, sir Oh, breathe Go in the truck. Richie with the 594, what a champion. So it seems to me that the lanes, to field a bunch of lanes seems a little more lucrative than going for the skill shot, personally. Oh, that was a rocket ship. Please? Oh, it's playing yellow, here we go. Why, why? Whee! Everyone! Man, best card in Hearthstone, I agree. Come on, baby! Get, stop, love you, okay. Back through the pot-thumpers. Uh, by the way, great idea to tilt out at... We'll do something cool then. Oh, hell yeah, man. You were watching yesterday. Dude, that's awesome. Come on, Mom! Oh, there. Indy 500. Yeah, Brad, Indy 500 is a great game. Okay, so Dennis said to go for the skill shot after you've lit all four of the lanes. Get the whole Pinside crew on here. Yeah, man. Dennis, I gotta say, I freaking love the music on this game, man. Wait, that was it? Yeah. We're only playing three ball because five ball, I feel, is a little cheating a little bit. Cheating a little bit. Alright Richie, now that you've had your chance, we're gonna do some best two out of three's. You ready? Let's do it. Do you want to go first or second? Uh, if you're giving me the option, I'll go second. Yeah, that's what I figured. That's what I figured. Alright, good luck to you brother. You too. Alright, number one, get the lanes. Number two, get the money. Number three, by the... Dot, dot, dot, cross it. Dang! Alright. Oh, the melons. I think we have to loosen the tilt upon this just a little bit. Going. Sounds like a big buck to me. Playing games where the call-outs have a bit of an accent to them just have, for me personally, had me talking like that the rest of the damn day. All right, here we go. So there's red. Get back up there, Ding Dong. Okay. He's saying shoot the 200 targets one more. Okay. 200, and we're down. I think my problem right now, Dennis, is keeping the ball alive. I'm not struggling too much with anything else, but... else, but... Nice. Gobble, gobble. Live. Okay. Can you back... Oh, let's go through the... Oh, almost. Oh yeah, girl, that's where my wand is. Alright, back through again. Here we go. Oh, that wasn't even close. Wow, okay. Here comes that green. Are you supposed to gobble when you hit the gobble? I'm sorry, personal gobble. Jeez. It's become a drinking game at this point. Drink when it gobbles. Gobble when you get into the gobbler. And I think Friday when we turn it into something more, That might be a point. Ah, yes, just stay doing whatever you do. Doing all the points. Come on, Mom. Alright, into the gobbler. Here we go. I think that's how you gobble. I honestly have never seen a turkey in real life. turkey and red light. So the, stop. There's certain things that move this light around to the different 200s, but definitely the inlanes here will shift that around. Give me the greens. Okay, we'll punch this bad boy. I would buy it, put some nice bell chimes, Yeah man, this thing with some real chimes in it, it still sounds really good, I'm not gonna lie. Crap. Yes. Oh, what? And so am I. Okay, now we need to get it into the goblet. Please don't go out. Oh, come on. Damn, that was a... That was a good ball. I think I punched out Mr. 200. Oh, any five-point shot and lose the 200. Good to know. Way more call coming Dennis Nordman I want to do a call please Heh heh Ooh ooh not new he is new Melon, melon, pick a pear today. Pick a pear today. Bazonga. Here we go. Or bazoom, that's what it's called. Okay. Back on top. Love it. Get up there. Nope, nope, nope. That's no good. Alright, shot that twice. Now we'll be doing that again. Oh! That was my fault. Overextended. Blind Alfred! Yeah, just let me do... Let me replace the goblin lace that's on there already. No! Oh, no! Aw, come on. Sorry, Richie. That's alright. It's two out of three, man. Don't sweat it. House rules says winners go first, so... Hey, city boy, let's see how you do. How did it go? Jack call outs, no. Meet Logger Flipper. Here we go, kids, here we go. Come on, kids, get up. The trust. Alright. Right through. Oh, come on, you hit that. Get up there. Get up there. Yep. Don't you dare. Ellen's on the way. Ellen's on the way. I get it. Gobbler. Nope. Aw, you... Son of a... Greg and I will be at Seattle, Denver, and Atlanta right on, man. There comes the trick of the night, man. Man, I'm a fan today. Please don't drink. Pop, pop, pop. Why did I shoot it then? So backhanding the gobbler is a lot easier than forehanding the gobbler. So I usually save it foreback. I usually save it for a bag. In the cops is where you wanna be. Oh no. Oh. Farts. Oh, that sucked. That sucked. What was I good for? There is no bonus on this game, though. So you don't normally go for this kind of stuff in the game? I don't. You're welcome to it. It's just, if you can keep the ball in play, those pop numbers, these lit things here are hanging out for you pretty well. Wow. Ring-a-ding-ding. Heck yeah, Dennis. Dude, more than happy to help out, man. More than happy to help out. Good, good. Hey. Uh, yo. Hey, hey, hey. No, stop it. You better calm down, buddy. I got the ball. We got the two. Fly poop in the pit. I still pick it. Fly poop in the pit. Here we go. All the money. All right. Gobble...rena. Oh, I had that. I need a break. Yes, that's the freaking shot, man. That is the freaking shot. The through the pop bumpers right up that red lane. It's gorgeous. You hear that? Yeah. There's something... There's something moving out there. There's something... It's coming from inside the studio. Got you. Oh, that made a really strange noise. That was the party noise. Yeah, that was the super party noise. That pop bumper right here, this lower right red one is going to be notorious for just ruining people's lives. I love it. Get there! Nope. There's a critter out there? There's more than a critter, man. That sounds like a freaking dinosaur walking around. Nice. Nice. Nice. Take a trial of patience. Whoa, there it is. Oh, no! Okay, this is, uh, this is where you have to drain. You gotta do the Kobe Bryant, man. You gotta juggle it up. Where? To the slipper. You gotta get it bouncing and then love it over to the other side. Actually, I don't think it's even possible. We had that happen a couple times yesterday. No sense? Um, I came really close. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no, no! You just know it ain't coming. It better not be ghosts, damn it. Oh yeah, it's behind the ping pong table. Get that. Yeah. Oh, you lucky duck. Uh, yep, nope, that ain't gonna do it. You got one left. No! You really have to rely on the turnstiles. Because there's a couple of ways it's going to bounce. Either off the tip of the flip or off these guys here. There's even a chance that if you get it in here, if we loosen up the tilt, I bet I could walk that thing out of the center lane. And you get points no matter where you drain, unless it's over the flipper or through the flippers. It's like center drain 10 points, 50s on the outlands. Just don't scissor it. Yeah. Dennis Nordman, exactly, man. That's what's great about EMs is they're not intimidating as far as rules are concerned. When you walk up to a freaking ACDC, if you've never played pinball before, you have no freaking idea what you're doing. All right, so I won the first one. I'm sorry. But here's what we're going to do. I'm going to let you go first. I'm going to steal it. All right, all right. Yes. Yes. My name. Is he being a wizard? Oh, baby. Ah. Good old-fashioned handball. Yeah, the mini-apron LCD is, uh, cute. Did you get a surplus of old pager screens? Was that... I think that was for the full scene, wasn't it? I think so. Yeah. Alright, here we go. I'm gonna try for this skill shot here. Uh, yo. Nope. I'll take that, though. Oh, gross. Why? Why did I shoot that? Oh, it should have flipped. I think it's going to climb a little higher than it does. What does it look like under the hood, Bronco? Well, buy one and you can find out. Oh, nicely done, dude, and you get to do it again. You get to do it again. And right back in. If you can master that, you win. So that's done every time, no matter what? Yes. Oh, no. It's actually a pop bumper without the metal thing on it to shoot the ball away. Mellon's on the ground. Nice, dude. Mellon's on the ground. Oh. Nice. Dude, the trust is real. Too much trust. Too much trust. Alright, okay. Get in there! Nah! Good ball, dude. You are, um, smoking me. It'd be cool if Stern just said, yeah, just keep it. They got an introduction right now, right? No man, you know what they're gonna do is they're gonna have Dead Flicks find this thing and it's gonna be worth like 7 cents more than it normally is. Or degrade by 7 cents. A bunch of assholes find it and donate to kids. Barney Miller. Trish! There it is. Give me that groove. So the subwoofer is called a dead bumper. That's an early EMC subwoofer. Oh nice. A dead bumper, I like it. Very fitting for the dead smipperinos here. Y'all wasn't supposed to use the dead bumpers. Y'all wasn't dead bumpers. Nailed it. Alright, clean. Not clean enough. Oh my goodness, come on mom. Just, you know, don't drain, oh my god. I think my watch is going off. I got the patio Okay, whatever. Laura, everybody. Freaking Laura. Am I right, Laura? Laura, on your wrist. Always connected. Get up there, get up there. Oh, come on. Ooh. These are round-the-clock chickens. Up top. Oh, crap. Come on. Oh! None of them! Whoo, that felt good! Whoo! Diagman, what's up buddy? Is it harder to bump this table since it doesn't have legs? Actually, we do have the version with legs. We have the version with legs. Oh! It came back up! Could've. Yeah. Alright, here we go. Uh, we're gonna roll this thing over on the spot. It was a clutch ball, I just ruined that, so... Jack's the big winner on this one. I'm the big winner. Here we go. Nice! Bingo! Oh, I had that. Bring it, man. Woo! Yes! Nice! Always, always out. Oh! Not hard enough. Ruined by... Something about that dead bumper makes me think of, like, a breakfast egg. A breakfast sandwich. Or... I don't even know. Like those commercials with the sun? Yeah, right. Yeah, that's what it is. You need a... What is it? Like a Jimmy Dean? Breakfast sandwich. Jimmy Dean. Eggman. Eggman. Eggman. Eggman. No, it's mounted on rubber biscuits on the crate. Uh, Dennis, we actually, we were only given the one with the legs, so that's fine. But I played the one on the crate, and you could move it as much as the one on the legs. Are you ready? I'm ready. Are you sure? Then I'll let you play first. Okay. I gotta leave in ten minutes. Very quick one. All right, you got it. You got ten minutes. Don't play a marathon ball. Don't play a wall. Is that what you're saying? Never! I don't need to play as well as... I'm going to play so well that it's only going to take one ball. No one's killed. Yeah, well, you set it up. Oh, baby. Bingo. Done. Ball in. To the gap. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Oh. Come on. Oh, baby. What is that? Get in there. Get in there, Mellon. Oh, give me gobbles. Give me them gobbles. I think I would've won this list. Oh, girl. There's 50 people here? Nah. There it is. Oh, a kitten. I don't trust you guys. For all I know, you're just my mom on like a bunch of Instagrams, saying how well I'm doing. Thanks, mom. Thanks, mom. You've always been my number one supporter. Yeah, go, go, go, go, go! My number one supplier of internet. I'll take it! Dude, a G on that one. I'll take it! Nicely done. Jack Danger steps up to the plate and shifts the bet. Woo! You know what it is? I think it's because his gobble sounds more realistic than mine. Nope. Get... I want all of it. What? For what? You're a handsy there, buddy. You're a handsy. Get that gobbler. How'd you get that, Erisa? How did those get in there? Yeah. He's on point, though. I want the gobbler, if you need me. So, did you get the gobbler with the one you set up? I did and I drained immediately so I didn't get to see what happened. Oh, so maybe like a breakdown is going for some reason? Ding dong. Who's got the goblet girl? I got the goblet girl. Everybody wants a goblet girl. I can't touch it though. Uh oh. Oh no. Nailed it. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Nailed it. Woo hoo. What do you know about goblins, girl? What do you know about goblins, girl? I'm a goblin. What's up? Good money. Oh, there you go. Oh, there you go. Yo, we've been practicing. We've been practicing. Ready? Oh! No! Uh oh. No good bounces. All bounces are bad bounces. Nice! Nice! Drop catch. Ooh, that was close. Can you go in the thing? No. You're nothing. Let it go! You guys put up two amazing balls. More late, don't choke. I choke hard. Grand down, grand down, grand down. Yep, that's what I'm going for. Grand down, grand down, grand down. That's what I'm always going for. And Jack Danger comes back with the look. Bugs! He's kicking his weak arms. Oh, dude, two-side flip, man. Post-pass gone wrong. Oh, yeah, also don't say post-pass. Listen, you can do it, but it's like margin of error 98%. Yeah. I want it all. That was almost a double. That was 300 points worth of bombs. I love the band names, I have to say. Busy in the Sandbox by the One-Legged Cat. Oh no, this is already over. Yes. Nice. Nice. Alright, there's 2K. Crap. Crap. Where you going, where you going? Wait, what? Oh my god. Oh my god, that was so dumb. Uh. Oh. Oh! Viggy G with the 200 hit! No, no! Don't flick those cookies, dude! I know! What do you think you are? This ain't pin preschool! Now that pop is there to just brew you if you shoot and fly too fast! Not enough! That's awesome! 3. Okay, going down now. Okay. We could get ice iron here. Or, uh, yeah, whatever you want. Give me the other one. Um... Oh! Alright, here we go! What do we got to beat? Oh, great job! How did you do that? Yo, flirting with disaster. How did you do that? Name one. Oh, Shars. They call me Ding Dong with Avery. Master of the Ding Dongs. Oh, geez. Oh, no, further! No, fudge! Oh, fudge! Oh, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Follow your nose, we're in origin! One gobble at a time, man. Gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble! One gobble at a time. Oh, ho ho! You nailed the forehand gobble. Forehand gobble! Working on that shot all week. Nick the forehand gobble. Uh, gross. Oh, Nicky forehand! Up and around. Ah, fucking egg McMuffin. Here we go. Oh no. Nick is, oh no, picking up. Give me another, fucker. Come on. Come on, Gambles. Gamble, gamble. Gamble Reno. Wait. Not enough. Not enough. Sorry, Lover. Bye guys. Woo! Bye! Have fun! High five! Thanks, uh, Internet. Thanks, Dennis, for stopping by. That's awesome. Awesome! He's still on stream. Bye, Dennis! Have a good one! He told me he doesn't like you, though. Aww! That's okay. Woo! All right. Through the pops. Oh, yeah. I love that shot. Alright, through the pops. Oh yeah, I love that shot. Papers through the paps, got a maid stock. Oh fuck, that was a little out of reach. Why did I do that? What the buzzah? Lots of juggling now. Alright, you need 2,000 more points. Oh yeah, no big deal. It really isn't a big deal, man. a big deal, man. We got this. Ow! Kill it, sir. Sir Mix-a-Lot. Ow! Oh yeah, she says heck yeah. That's an homage to my knuckle tattoo. Big shout out to Dennis for hooking it up with these. Knuckle tattoo shout out. Oh no! I got schoolie. I don't know if it was a schoolie. That was schoolie. Sorry buddy. Dennis, is there any possible way to put your name on this machine with the DMD in here? I'm guessing no. On the first version of code it said Gary Stern first place with 3 million points, and we're like, yeah, this ain't ready. 3 million points. You ready? Yeah. We're going to go back to the two out of three, so... You want to row Shambo to see who goes first? Or just row? Just row one. Just row one? Just bring it around. Row. You ready? Go. Why are you doing so fast? Why are you so fast about that? My arms are longer. It takes me longer to get around. All right. Good luck, Richie. I'm going first, right? Yeah. I'm going to roll it 3,000 times. Going. Jagdanger to the rescue! Why, though? Murder. Oh. Oh, that was cute. Oh, yes. Do the dance. No! Yes. No. No, no, no, no. Yes. Nice. Thanks, Melanie. Oh, Melanie. I missed. Do Owen and Helen talk, too? No, those are just the sisters. Not important. They don't really talk much. Alright, here we go, here we go. Get up and out. Aw, I love ya. Always have. I'll let the ass drag. Alright, here we go. Uh, slip. Just go in. Yes! No! Yes! Aw. Son of a... fall out woo beautiful oh ho ho ho damn why did I trust in it wow oh that was all one yeah you just got a grand oh wait yo my math bro I can't do that math kid no going to thin with the thing ha ha ha Thank you again for everyone stopping by, and again, another big shout out to Stern for dropping this off, and Dennis Gordman in chat for making the damn thing. Helen and Ellen will make an appearance, he says. Is that backhandable or not? Absolutely. Well, I mean, you hit it. I hit it. Alright, here we go. Here we go. Red. Red stick. Oh my gosh. Okay. Whew. Goblin. Jorian versus Elwin. Dude, how rad would that be? God. I'm listening one time. You can't do What do you think about it? That's a catfish by the pride band. The Eggman, Dennis Nordman, was one of the gentlemen that... No. Yeah, you're not doing nothing about that. No. He's got to pop it a little bit. Yeah, would this fall under a classics division? Man. Right now, you've just got to hit it. I made it. That wasn't ball free was it? Yep. Wait, it was? Yep. Why do you only have 300 points? Oh nice, nice. Thanks Jack. Oh, this is your time to shine, sir. Woo hoo! Woo hoo! No! Kill it buddy. Yeah man, keep rocking those two hundos, you'll catch up in no time. No, gobbler! No! Man, you were on your way back. You were shy just 900 points. Real knocker in this game, by the way, folks. That is a real solenoid knocker hitting the wood in the cabinet. Jay, they just, you know, take out a loan or ask people on the street for money to get a game. Pinball machines are investments, folks. If you're concerned about buying a game, this isn't like buying a new computer. This is something you buy, and if you take care of it, it only appreciates, I promise you. Jack, could you turn the knocker up? It sounds louder. I did not, but what I did do is I moved the microphone up more so that we're a little closer to where it's contacting the wood. All right, Rachel. You got this, man. You got this. It's not even my ball. So, the gobbler. Get the gobbler. Boom. Nope. Okay. So that moved it. Good. Back to the gobbler. Don't you roll off. I was sitting, oh god, okay. You don't have to read everything, chat. Oh, what the heck was that? Alright. Through into the pops. Or into the pop, I guess. Airplane! Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Come on. I'm gonna do what? Alright, I just want that last frickin' lane. Ah, I thought that was it. it Oh the power outage Holy crap I want to see all fours hit the gobble I'm trying. We did it right when you said it, but I drained immediately after I hit the gobble with all fours hit. Boink. Oh, Ricky's hit. Oh, that's way too much. Get them wings, dog. I love that everyone wants to gobble. Don't we have a gobble command? Yes, we do. Yes, sir. Yeah. Oh, there you go, buddy. Go that way and get in the gobbler. One more, one more. Okay, that's good money, that's good money. Oh, okay. Through the pops. It's late on the... Get up there. That's close, that's close. That's close, that's close. This is the world record for the number of times gobble has been said on Twitch. So you know anything about your fridge at all? Uh, beer wise? I don't think so. I'm sorry, I haven't... The work's been a little crazy, I haven't been able to focus on the beer. Alright, we got this. Just give me the lanes. I want nothing. I want nothing but. All right, so where's that pop-up? There's that pop-up. Nice. I don't know. Visit the melon farm. Melon is melons. Melons, melons. Get up, get up. He-hoo! Drink down, son of a gun. Kenwick's for the subs so we can get gobbledy-modicons. Man, we're gonna have... Light show's coming too? Hell yeah. Ah, Ritchie. Alright, here we go. All four lanes. On the plunge. One... One. I should have swung at that. Okay, get over there. Yes. No. I don't want the money, I want to spend the hands. That was my fault. I'm broadcasting from my favorite metal of all time, WLB Radio. Put it in the meat house. I'm a brand dog. Put it in the meat house. I'm a brand dog. We're trying to get that super gobble. Super gobble. No. Richie. That's fine. All right. Blaze. That's a beautiful day. The thing I like about no bonus is you can get right into another game. Son of a gun. I'll take it. Two points. That's two points? Yeah! Nailed it. Jack Danger in the car. I'll never be gentle. Alright, so now I gotta be gentle. Yeah, don't breathe so loud. Richie Tarantino, be here, I'll wait. Yes. No. No. Get back up to here. Oh my gosh. I couldn't move the game or I would have tilted. Damn it. Oh my life. Hardcore doesn't cost $12,000. Oh. Left the slipper up. Alright, here we go. All the lanes. One. I got one. Okay, now we're going to go through. Now it's sling-pong time. Okay, we got this. You're going to go through, and then you're going to go through. Now it's sling-pong time. Okay, we got this. You going to go through? We're going through. Where was that shot? You know, every time I needed it. No! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No! Yes, you. You. You. That's awesome, Fred Frost. Oh Ricky. She knows what's up. Alright, no you got a good score man. Alright, so I gotta get these lanes man, I'm tired of this crap. Yeah guys, escape? Yeah. You're good. Killing. Nice. Yep. One more. Please? Please give the ball to me. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh! Nope. There you go. We're gonna lose! And now you can't hit that shot, now you can. That's pinball, man. That is pinball through and through. Play better! Alright, hit up there. Yes. No. We gotta loosen the tilt or something. What better brand than Juicy Men? Sweeter than the honey in the hot car. Oh, jeez. Son of a... Sweeter than honey in the hot car! You sounded a little bit too old-timey there. It's supposed to be old-timey. Swe- You need a little bit more country now. I'm pissed. Pissed. Pissed. No. No. No. Yeah, this game is like less than $6,000 or something like that. I don't know where your numbers are coming from, folks. Ding-da-ding-bo. Oh. Play better is right. Yeah. Lanes, man. It's all about lanes. Hello? Oh, we're out of credits. Uh, I've got to put it on pre-play here. I've got to put it on pre-play. That's right, there's a... Oh, Stern, that's cute. For the hard mode. Oh, there's that Coindor problem. What's it doing? Well, if you open the coin door while the game is on, the top lane lights go out. We'll just restart the show. I got a move of two more before I got a down. Two more? Okay, man. Six o'clock? Sure. It's getting hot back here. Like, sweatbox time. Let's see what you got. How do you know I live in the city? Because you can afford this machine, right? Yeah. Wait, are the screenshots not firing? Tell me what you find. Yeah. Going... Oh yeah, they're firing. They're firing. Yeah, it comes with the legs in the box, if I'm not mistaken. The legs in the crate. The crate looks frickin' awesome. But having the crate wouldn't do us any good because you obviously can't see anything. Alright, I want all the lanes. One. I think you should do the legs on the crate, because I think you can tall enough. Put the legs on the crate? Yeah. And then put the crate under the game? Yeah. Yeah, for like super tall pinballs, you know, us giants. Alright, I just want the lanes. Here we go. Yeah, just...okay. Okay, I hear what you're saying. I hear what you're saying. Get it up the old track? You've got to be kidding me. Alright, let's get it up there the way you're supposed to. Oh, I tried to bounce it. Oh my god. Oh my god. My life. Ding dong. Yeah buddy. Alright, this is your opportunity. Full plunge that bad boy. I mean, don't even mess that stuff up. I'm not full-pronged. I don't know. That's too much. Yeah, just get all the legs. Look at that. Ooh. Yo, body twist. Good old body twist. All right, man. Get it up there. A little later. Get in there. First 30 in production right now? That's awesome Dennis. What's the number on these? How many are you making? Or is that something you can say? I don't know. There we go. Alright, get in those hands. Yes. I'll take it. The first release is 300? Hell yeah. Okay. Nope. We need the lanes. Yes. I always wanted that one. Okay. Yes. Perfect. Hell yeah. Next. You mother... Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Get all the lanes. All the lanes. All the no-wings. Rift you. Folks, I'm pissed. We gotta get these lanes. Come on, Ian. Shake it? Yep. That was unbelievable. Oh! Okay. We're rushing. We shouldn't be rushing. We're rushing. Okay. Yes. Like it. Okay. We're good. So it's a little later. Later. Later. Later than that, but pop up a little bit because it might mess it back up. Ah, I had that. I thought. Perfect. Of course. I'm playing too fast. Slow it down. There we go. That's two. That's one. I want a four-wing goblin. Hell yeah. Goblin. Dennis, is there any game modes planned. There are difficulty settings on this game, Owl. Why did I do that? What's fitting to your 7-0? Default, so honestly I don't know. I don't know if it's easy, medium, or are stirring you in. I'm sorry. Oh, I keep nailing it, but it keeps not doing anything. The simplicity of this game is also what is infuriating me, and that's what I love about about pinball. If the game's too easy, it's not worth nothing. Like it. Like it. Get them lanes. Just focus on them lanes, dog. Get up there. Not the outlanes, I guess. The top lanes. You gotta tell me which way. The top lanes. Okay, I'm sorry. That's too sensitive of a skill. I'm gonna kill him. Nice. No! Why does he keep that thing? That game is real to you. I cannot get that shot. This is getting, uh, upsetting. Yes. We're doing better. I wanted you to go... Jimmy Dean, break the... Nice. Oh, good ball. And now, the real Gary Stern. There's now actually Gary Stern and the real Gary Stern. Now you know why you're our 500 plus followers We welcome all Gary Stearns to the chat Thank you for joining us All Gary Stearns are allowed Screw this, let's go One more, Richie's in for one more and then I'm going to have a marathon four lane goblet bet Come on, everybody. Come on. Four-lane gobble quest. Oh, you know what it is? the heat's on and this thing's like black spinnin' Come on, get in there! Yeah! I'll take that 200 Woo! Yep, yep, okay, okay Far and better Four lanes of Goblin Four lanes of Goblin One Gob- Okay, awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. You're laughing really hard at the real Gary Stern right now. The real Gary Stern. Just make some sense. Not actually. No, no, it's not him. No, but there's another person in our chat. No, actually Gary Stern. Or the actual, sorry. This machine was within budget... Oh, get out of here. Makes him sound senile. Get out of here. You'll find out, buddy. You'll find out. What's your name? These are my full names. Cool. I got the rockin' in my union. I didn't. See you later, buddy. Eventually. See you eventually. Okay. Adios, buddy. Viva la Resistoria! That was a cat in this. Are there any cow-calls in this game? There's cowbells. Okay, one. Count them, folks. There's no way. Heck yeah. Alright, did you put your I'm not allowed to play anymore. I'm going to turn it into E-Temp. No! No! That was it. Did you win? No. Did I win? Damn it, Tony. What's on your finger? Oh, I thought I was going to introduce the band-aid. Oh, okay. It's called the band-aid. It protects you from my... Super Mario. You won. Nice. My man. The real Gary Sturd. Real Gary Sturd. If that was really you, I timed you out. I'm sorry. See you guys. Bye, Richie. Richie Townsend, everybody. Richie Townsend. All right. So, four lanes to the Goblet. Now we know. Four lanes to the Goblet. Hitting that two queens seems to be almost detrimental. No bueno. One. That was good. Nice pull. Nice little goblin. Yes! My man! One more. Way better. Okay. Time to take the glass off and shoot rollovers. That was about as clean as you can make that shot. Alright, this is it. Four lane gobble. You know what it was in the Frenchies? The fricking cooler man. Get out of here. Oh I wanted that. Booyah! I don't need to cheat, I don't need to cheat. Although that, I feel, didn't really do anything crazy. It kept the pop bumpers lit though, which is good. That melon percentage speedrun. Are you ready for some speedruns? I think I just did it on ball one day. That was my speed race. Super Gabble! Alright, we got it. I nailed it. I don't know what happened. Let's do it again. Alright. No, I'm going to go for points. Yeah, sorry, Jack. Damn you, Melanie. I got the super gobble. And Richie left. The four lane gobble spread. And now I'm throwing every ball away here. Love that shot Alright So I will let you folks know that The second we got this while we were setting it up, we took the outlanes and lifted them up to make them harder. We didn't want to, you know, we didn't want this thing, it needs to be a dead flip equivalent, you know, no ball saves, which I don't think there's even ball saves on this thing. And, uh, hard outlanes and no extra balls. Goalie, gosh! Goalie, boys! Goalie! My man! Thanks for the host, brother! what's going on? Just playing a little Whoa Nelly Big Juicy Melons donated by Stern Pinball designed by Dennis Nordman who is in chat and programmed by Jack Benson who is also in chat. Also, I think the camera's shifting, shaking. Stop it. Goodbye. Goodbye. Thank you for the host. Alright, back to it. So, uh, clear the lanes, donated as in lent. They lent it to us. Back legs are all the way out. Yeah, we have these back legs about as high as you can unscrew them to give this thing a nice pitch. I think the only other thing we can do is maybe drop the front a little bit to make it harder. Yeah, let's kill it. So we want to get all these lanes lit, and then we want to put it in this freaking gobble hole. Come on. Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? There you go, girl. Oh, what's the dough, girl? Come on. Come on. Get down. Stop it. Love you. Get up there. Ah, come on. It's like a million freaking degrees in here right now. Whoa, man. Get I can't get a hole. Seven days a week. And then some. And then some. Tim, do you 12? Thanks for the follow, buddy. You're incredible. I'm only assuming. I'm sure you're incredible. Give me the points. Give me the points. Figure it out. Yep. Yeah, that's where it goes. Nope, that's not it at all. Nope, come on. Come on, girl. Swatty melons. Swatty melons. So, I'm finding this shot is really tight, but right through the pop-bumpers here, up into the lanes is super lucrative. If you can hit it, Zvino underscore. Zvino. Thank you. You're incredible, I guess. You probably are. Gooly gosh. Well, gosh, Gooly. Thanks for the follow, buddy. Boom. Get up there. Get up there. That's... Oh, my God. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. God, I'm hitting that shot too clean and it's just not going in. So for you folks that are just now showing up, we stream Monday through Friday. Fred Frost with the follow. Thanks, buddy. We stream Monday through Friday at 5 p.m. Central for a couple of hours, and we pick one new machine to play for the entire week. Last week was Tron. This week is Wonelli. Next week is going to be Valley Radical back there. We have a lot of pins here, and we stream every freaking weekday. Get up there. That's a center drain. Drain danger! Go, go, go! Anyway, thanks for coming to the Dead Clip Stream. I'm Jack Danger, and there's usually other people here with me, but today is an oddball one. Everyone left. And that's okay. Now I get to, you know, crap the bed by myself. There we go. It has to be like 90... Oh, here comes that Kobe. Nope. Damn it. Are we going to Pat's? Um, I don't know if we're going to Pat's. Welcome, y'all. Thanks for coming. Alright, so now we're gonna... Now that I found all I feel comfortable. We're going to just go for a blowout score here. We're here, Deadflip! Zvino! Thank you. Zvino. Zvino. Zvino, Zvino. That's just fun to say. Pats is the uh Pacific don even know what Yeah what the hell does Pat stand for Yancy Unfollow and follow again. Does that work? Seems like cheating, but I'll allow it. Whatever makes me feel incredible. I like seeing people's names pop up. Alright, come on. Calm down. Get over here. Did you see the bounce back there? Oh, the bounce is real. Alright, so, the best way to get the ball back up top to complete the lanes is with the left slipper. flipper, this super long orbit shot up to the top there. I have no chance in hell of ever seeing that machine in the wild. Well, you never know, man. Oh, pinball at the zoo. Sharts. That's tomorrow, dude. Uh, man, I'd love to go. If it's not going to... I'd say yes, I would go, but only over the weekend. My only concern is my only mode of transportation right now is a motorcycle. And it's going to rain on Saturday. Jeff Danger, what's the best pinball machine you have ever played? So, the pinball machine that I'm 100% in love with and will never have is an old string called Stargazer. Look it up, the back glass is a space chick with a glowing hula hoop. That game's just fun. But hands down, one of my favorites is ACDC Premium back there. That's in the top three for sure. Dude, I gotta do that Sunshine Laundromat, man. That place sounds awesome. Yeah, Stargazer is such a pretty machine. And it's all about the spinners, and I freaking love spinners on a pinball machine. Man, those are deals! Get up there. Oh, you're treating me right. You're treating me right, Melanie. Is there a frickin'... I need a beer or something. Stargazer's my favorite too, just played a perfectly restored one a few nights ago. Ganty, was that over at Dave Hickey's house? because I heard Dave Hagee has a Stargazer that Dave, if you're watching, you donate to the stream. Show the world that Stargazer love. I'm about to freak out. Have you ever found to a random bar venue an amazing pinball machine? Actually, if you go on YouTube, Dead Flip Pinball, we did a whole location pinball stream for about a week and a half where we went to different bars playing different games. It was a lot of fun. The first night we did it, though, I got stupid wasted while playing the new Star Trek code. But the rest of the week went pretty good. The rest of the week went just fine. We played Walking Dead, the new Star Trek code. We played a creature... We played a Tales from the Crypt. The guy that operates at Brixie's, yeah, what's that dude's name, like Dan or Dennis or something? Brixie's, folks, if you want to go play some pinball, if you go there on Tuesdays, free soup. Free soup at a frickin' bar with pinball. On Tuesdays. This is not the game for me right now. I'm talking to you. Say how to feel. Have you found any cool new pinball machines recently? so we have a bit of a partnership with Stern one of the biggest pinball companies right now the biggest pinball company I should say and they drop off games as they make them so we just had the Wrestlemania game sent that back they dropped off Onelli which we built on stream put it together took it out of its box, did an unboxing if you will Um, but there's a, you know, there's a lot of great pins all over the place, if you can find them. I just want the lanes, that's all I want. I'm not even dealing with you, gobble hole. Alright, I'll get the gobble. Gotta get it. Good night, Julie! Julie? Or wait, is Louie sleeping? I don't know. Yes. Yeah, I guess that works. Heck yeah, I'd like to think, if Dennis isn't still in the chat, I'm hoping that's an homage to my knuckle tattoos, because my knuckles say heck yeah. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. So, these switches here are interesting because they're like big plates, and you can hit the plate and it'll give you five points, but you have to nail it directly in the middle to get the full value of 50 or 200. It's interesting. Finding pins is hard, and I'm okay. Finding pins isn't necessarily hard. Finding pins that are in good condition on location is what's a pain in the butt. Because even though we have a lot of barcades here in Chicago now, you know, you're... You're talking maybe a 50-50 split on what games are working. Except for Logan Arcade keeps a lot of their games just in top-notch shape. Plus they have a killer queen. Final three. Through the pops. You didn't do it right. Internet. Wouldn't you love a new Star Wars pinball machine in honor of the new movies? I'll say there's not a Star Wars pinball machine that I like at all. I think there's only two of them. I don't like either one of them. So, you know, if they were going to do a Star Wars one, it would be a huge success compared to the two that exist out there. Although, I haven't played a really good original Star Wars embalm machine. The Pinscher K-1 I'm not a big fan of. F-2-1, I believe it is. Come on! Get up there! Crouch it. Nope, that's no good. Nope, that's no good. Right, up. Get up there! In the same tr... Oh, you're killing me, Smalls. There's four? Wait, oh, are you thinking Star Trek or Star Wars? Because I know there's a lot of Star Trek pinball machines. I thought there was only the two Star Wars pinball machines. Drain Arena. Welcome to the Double D Radio live from the Melon Bar. Massive catfish by the frying pans. My favorite song? Massive catfish by the frying pans. All right, come on. Stop it. I love you. Get out of here. Mom? Come on. Stop. Stop. No, no, no, no, no, no. Top it. Lock it. Get rid of it. Don't want to freak out. Yes. All of that. Yes. Gobble. Let's get some gobbles out there. JD, what's your favorite Melon Girl? Oh man. I think I'm going to have to go with Ellen. Here we go. I don't know, that dog's pretty cute. No? Not on stream? Ah, you're a suck. Way better. Oh my. There's a weird Empire Strikes Back. Really? Pinball machine? Interesting. Not that I've seen. My favorite song is, Don't bend over in the garden, Granny. Them taters have eyes. Man, playing pinball, guys. To all our new viewers, thanks to this post by some very awesome people, I'm going to say, if you folks are anywhere near the Chicagoland area, you are more than welcome to come to the studio and battle us on stream. If you can make it here. If you live near Chicago, come on by. Just give us a heads up. Contact us on like Facebook or whatever the crap this is called. Oh, that was beautiful, but it didn't get me. That pop bumper is going to cause so many freaking riots. I love it. Does potato aims count in pinball also? That's the best part. I have some pretty potato aim right now. Although that was pretty, that was pretty, that was pretty unpleasant. Get up there. Stop, stop, stop. Okay. How are we going to get that? With that last flame, then to get to the gobbler here. Squishing him. Where was all the flame action a minute ago, damn it? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Stop. Love you. Ah, I've always loved you. Don't live near Chicago, but if you guys do a dead flip roadshow, swing by Texas. There's some surprises coming, folks. There's some surprises coming. You might be surprised. Bounce. And up. Green. No, not red. You're going to be stuck. Probably one of all these. We'll gobble that one. Just the cookie is. Yeah, what the hell does cookie mean? Want to buy Maine, please? Oh, in you son of a biscuit. Oh my god. I'm doing ballet over here, kids. Keep it alive. Alive. Go in there. No, I hate you. I always hated you. I'm sorry. Oh, don't. Oh my god. Hey Jack, for tournament details, What do I put in the category meaningful games played? Roper, how many games did we play that night, man? I think we played, oh, we did best two out of three. So it's the number of people and that we played all the games at least twice, maybe three times, and then list all the machines that were open? I don't know. You got the jingle going on. Oh, sorry, y'all. Thanks, man. Sorry about that. I wear, like, 40 keys. I'm that important. Oh. What? What is happening right now? I just got three lanes for nothing. Feeling a bit squeaky. All the way. No. Oh. Janitor Jack. Yes. I'm a janitor. I'm a janitor of imagination. I don't know that book. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Gary Flower. Yeah. Dennis Nordman. You're still here, buddy. Yeah, man. Thanks for creating such a rad game. And all the awesome games you've designed over the years. All right. Fall. Yes. No. Yes. Everything I've ever wanted. Mr. Gobbelina Mr. Bob Gobbelina That freaking pop-up is driving me insane I love it I love it Dennis, I don't know if you were here, but I did get the four top lane into the gobble hole there. Plays a nice little music, it's like a music meltdown with the pops going off individually. Just go on the lane, it's not that hard, right there. Look at that, look at that snow. None of that. None of that. Alright. That's embarrassing. Mistakes were made, folks. Mistakes were made. Mistakes were made! Stop going in that freaking same hole! Right in the nut. That was my fault. MVP lower right pop, I agree. Most valuable pop. So a quick rundown for you folks that are just turning in or are new to this game. Right off the plunge, this... Are you going to keep yelling at me? This lane right here when it's flashing, that's your skill shot off the plunge. And if you can make it in there, that gives you 200 points. Then your goal is to complete all four of these lanes, which light all four of these pop bumpers for 10 points a hit, And it also likes these rollovers for 10 points, a rollover. And then you just want to keep scrapping inside of those gobble holes. Keep putting the ball in there. It'll keep giving you money. And outside of that, start chasing this 200 as it's moving around. But you've got to nail it dead on to get the full 200 out of it. Boink. Oh, never be gentle. Go in there. Supposed to steal it now. What do we got here? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll get you, man. I'll get you. Here, ball. There's no good cases at Mellon's Melons. Mellon's Melons. Yes, all day. All day. Keep this whole freaking trap going. I love this. I'll probably get him, girl. Come on. We just need that last fling. We are on two dangers, if I'm not mistaken, so I've got to be a little bit more careful. Out, out, no not that. 999 points baby. Piss. Oh, I hear beer. I want beer. It's a beautiful day on the farm. Folks, we need a beer sponsorship. Who do we talk to? Someone. Someone talk to somebody for us. I'll let you have some of the beer. Here we go. Hit them all with a good time and cold brew. Also, it's like so grossly hot in here. I can't even breathe. All right, here we go. I'm going to light this thing up like a Christmas tree. All of this, all of it, all of it. It's all great stuff. It's all great stuff you're doing right now. Nope. Cool? I get it. You don't want to be caught. Your first gobble is the scariest gobble. My watch just told me that my back door is open. Fish's Beard Chicago, maybe? That'd be dope. Maybe Red Brew something. I've got to contact somebody, man, because it's like the amount of free sponsorship we give on this show any other day is pretty unbearable. Get up there, get up there. Yes, no, no, no. Stop gobbling. I mean gobbling's are good. You need the gobble for the points. Keep gobbling. Dude, arcade brewery would be, I think, the is the coolest option. Seeing as that we're playing academic games. Whoa, Nelly! You don't buy melon bombs for some vine-wrapping goodness. Vine-wrapping goodness. Victory would be sweet. We need a lot of things, man. We got a lot of interesting food, breweries here in near Chicago, and there's no reason we shouldn't be drinking fruit cream. Drinking for Drunk. The perks of being a Twitch streamer. Nice action! You guys could find a service...you know that service where if you're a Twitch streamer people could just send you pizza? I want that for alcohol. Big juicy melons! The sweetest drink in the set, baby! Whoa! Yeah, we'll talk to Arcade and actually have a dead-flip microphone. it would taste like nachos and old Coors and it would smell like hand sanitizer because that is your existence and you're playing pinball. Go. My man. Where you going? Where you going? Who do you love? Who do you love? Go. Go. All dead. Uh, Benson, if you're watching, we had that cram door lights off problem again. Oh, Jules? Lyman's logger limit. I can get into that. Yes? No? Yes? No? All the green. Okay. Okay. Right up. Right up there. Failed miserably. Failed miserably. Although this'll help. Yeah, I think our beer would have to be a dad beer like a penis. Mom? Wait, I don't think Coors is even a dad's beer. I think only like Miller Lite and Budweiser are dad beers. There it is. Oh man, that felt good. Oh, you're going to skid on the We're not going. Cute little stall there. Tell Josh to turn. All the way! Over, man! Nothing to do with it. Nothing to do with it. 411. Live from the melon farm. Hook, line, sinker. These are all real bands. Cool. That sucks. So there you go. There's the 200 point skill shot. I'm like really obsessed with these lanes right now. And every time you come back into the shooter lane, the skill shots lit again. Just fall in. My man. My man. Always love ya. I just want that over and freaking over again. Not that. Not that at all. That was actually the opposite of what I was going for. What are you doing? IFA, IPA? Dude, you guys got some interesting ideas for some beer, man. Old Milwaukee and Schlitz's dead beer. Yeah, I agree. I agree. Do you like barbing? I do. Deadbeard is also typically nice and cheap. Oh, yeah, this is where you gotta be. Get in the green. Wrong. This isn't freakin'... Yes, no, no, yes, no. I don't... I love you. Ah, just go out. You're welcome, Playboy. Thanks, Roper. I need them Warper points! The only Whoppers I have left. Wait, what was that? What was that quote? Uh, shit, I can't remember. Get in there. Something about Whoppers and eating them and... And uh, this, nailed it. Dude, flip cocktails! Wait, what is that? Hold on, I gotta read this. Just make it like, rum, water, egg, sugar, grated nutmeg. Yeah, the only thing is Whoppers are like, reclaimed royals. Ah, that's stupid. I love it. For people that aren't familiar, Whopper Points are the WPPR, World Pinball Player Ranking, or something like that. It's your ranking in the world of pinball. You can see everyone's ranking at ISBAPinball.com. Is it com or org? I don't know. I missed a lot of big tournaments last year, so my rating is in the toilet. That's a drop catch. That's called a doink. This is called a sling hell. This is called draining. Called it. Sounds like you're going to bake cakes. I don't know what that means. Bake your cake. Alright, screw this. We're just going to make money now. Here we go. I want that replay. When's the party start? That went down there at the wrong time. Mistakes were made. JD, what's your rank? I think I'm like 1,040 or something. It should be bigger than that, unfortunately. It is not. And I cry myself to sleep every night. Every freaking night. I have a pillow that is just the back glass to try like some. As the cover. And I just cry right into the power's arms every night. Power doesn't have arms, except for my ball, but you get the point. That's good. I don't want this. Your current ranking is nothing? Swerve. Get out there, man. All you have to do is play one tournament in your ranks. In the world. With a bunch of other nerds that play pinball. It's not all nerds. You know, there's regular people Just regular people do. So my approach to just make money has failed me miserably. Or points, sorry. I refer to points as money a lot. Next week's machine is going to be Valley Radicals. Valley Radicals. It's a game that's about as 90s as a pinball machine could possibly look. And it's... your ass. Oh, whoop! What games do I own, personally? We don't talk about this. Press button, win game, get Whoppers. I want Whoppers! Yo, actually, Washington's pretty good. Bull kind. Playing in a big tournament, eating a flame boil. Boiled? Is it flame? It's flame boiled. Right? Roiled? Boiled and flamed. I hear pigeons now. I don't think I've heard pigeons on this one before. Yeah, girl, come on. Yes. You're doing all the right stuff right now, I don't accept that. That was the wrong thing. It's a water gun! What? Center of playfield? What about that? Roper, is the tournament at Emporium next week? I feel like I just played there. Stop effing me. Ask him. Ask him. Come on. Whippy. No! Melons and waffles. Double D Radio. It's called Feeling Lone by the Snake Bellies on W-Double D. W-Double D. Real radio station too, folks. Um, true story. This game just whooped my butt just now. Oh man, Whoppers, the malted milk balls, those things are so frickin' delicious. Stop not going inlanes. You just figure yourself out. Boop!