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Pulp Fiction production updates, Alice in Wonderland remake rumors, and Jaws gameplay stream critique.
Chicago Gaming Company's Pulp Pulp Fiction is in production this month (January 2026) with games expected to ship by early February
medium confidence · Don citing distributor Great American Pinball message received today about production timeline
Alice in Wonderland remake exists as a playable prototype with Zombie Yeti artwork and is likely from a Dutch group, potentially in partnership with Dutch Pinball factory
low confidence · Don's speculation based on rumors circulating on YouTube/NAP, insider excitement he observed, and analysis of likely manufacturers
Alice in Wonderland production run will be approximately 500 units, making it rare and collector-focused
low confidence · Don reporting unconfirmed numbers heard through industry contacts
Pedretti (American Pinball) has licensed Williams games from Pinball Planet and will announce a remake in the next two weeks
medium confidence · Don reporting that people in the industry supposedly know but cannot disclose details due to NDAs
Pedretti Gaming announcement is likely Tales of the Arabian Night (TOTAN) remake, not Twilight Zone or other titles
low confidence · Don's speculation using Occam's Razor, noting TOTAN has existing 2.0 code and is more feasible than other Williams titles
JAWS (Premium/LE) shark mechanic only pops up briefly for a single shot interaction before submerging again, limiting its appeal for the $3,000+ premium price premium
high confidence · Don's direct observation of official Stern gameplay livestream during Jaws launch week
JAWS (Premium/LE) and Pro share the same translate graphic (remastered movie poster art by Michael Barnard), with LE having mirrored back glass
high confidence · Don stating confirmed details from Stern's official reveal
JAWS (Premium/LE) will not ship until June 2026 at earliest due to production constraints
high confidence · Don reporting industry feedback about extended wait times for premium edition
“It's looking like later this month, games will start coming out”
Great American Pinball distributor (via Don) @ ~10:30 — First concrete production timeline confirmation for Pulp Fiction from a distributor with direct manufacturer contact
“They probably have some insight into Magic Girl, which is broken mashed potatoes of a code, and they learned from that process how to fix foundational issues and apply it to Alice in Wonderland”
Don @ ~22:00 — Don's theory connecting the Dutch group's Magic Girl restoration work to potential Alice in Wonderland production capabilities
“It's a portmanteau of anticipation and disappointment”
Don @ ~44:30 — Don coins a term to describe his reaction to Jaws—high expectations crashing when the shark mechanic proved underwhelming
“Here it is. The shark has busted through the playfield. This is what you want to pay that premium money for? And then one ball went into him and then he just shrunk right back underneath like nothing had happened. Peek-A-JAWS (Premium/LE).”
Don @ ~45:00 — Direct critique of the Jaws Premium's signature mechanic, describing its brevity and lack of engagement
“If all the shark does is pop up for one shot and go back down, then you might as well just have the boat there and not even have it”
Don @ ~54:00 — Rhetorical challenge questioning the premium tier's value proposition over the pro model
“The marketing idea from them was if we can slowly drip feed this throughout the week, we can keep this topic fresh in everybody's mind for a full week”
Colin (The Kineticist, via Don) @ ~40:00 — Explanation for Stern's staggered Jaws launch strategy; contextualizes marketing philosophy vs. execution issues
“This was the chosen one that was coming. This was the follow-up to Godzilla, the full cornerstone. You know, it's Elwynn, man. They're going to give him an unlimited build of materials”
Don @ ~48:00 — Articulates the community's pre-launch hype expectations for Jaws as Elwin's post-Godzilla masterpiece
product_launch: Chicago Gaming Company Pulp Fiction Standard Edition confirmed entering production in January 2026 (this month) with expected location availability in early February
medium · Distributor Great American Pinball message to Don stating 'looking like later this month, games will start coming out' for Standard Edition
machine_intel: Alice in Wonderland (John Papadiuk designer) exists as playable prototype with Zombie Yeti artwork; rumored new manufacturer announcing within 2-8 weeks, production 500 units, expected Q1-Q2 2026
low · Rumors on YouTube/NAP, insider excitement Don observed, speculation it's Dutch group or American Pinball's Ametron division; announcement expected by end of February; prototype display possible at Texas Pinball Festival
announcement: American Pinball/Pedretti division announcing a Bally Williams remake (license from Planetary Pinball Supply) within two weeks; likely Tales of the Arabian Nights rather than Twilight Zone
medium · Don reporting unnamed industry sources with NDAs; Occam's Razor analysis: TOTAN has existing 2.0 code kit, more feasible production than complex Twilight Zone wide-body
gameplay_signal: Jaws Premium shark mechanic underperforms—motorized shark pops up only briefly for single shot interaction before submerging, limiting replay appeal and justifying premium price differential vs. Pro model
high · Don's direct observation of official Stern Jaws gameplay livestream; described as 'Peek-A-Boo Shark' that surfaces and immediately submerges; contrasted unfavorably with Demogorgon in Stranger Things which has extensive interaction
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“When you have somebody like Josh Sharpe talking about the game while people are playing it, you've got good players playing and good players talking about it”
Don @ ~41:00 — Identifies successful livestream format (commentary + gameplay separation) that Stern's Jaws stream lacked
content_signal: Stern's Jaws launch livestream ended abruptly after 10-12 minutes (end of first ball), limiting audience understanding of complete game modes and mechanics; lacked dual-commentary format that made Pulp Fiction/Venom streams more effective
high · Don witnessed livestream end to black after brief gameplay; contrasted successful format (Josh Sharpe commentary + players) with Jaws single-player stream focusing only on Keith Elwin gameplay
market_signal: Jaws Premium ($3,000+ premium over Pro) value proposition questioned due to underwhelming shark mechanic; community debating whether premium is worth cost given feature limitation
high · Don's analysis of premium features: shark is underwhelming, upper playfield/Orca area visually impressive but functional gap not justifying price; asked listeners to email with counterargument
product_strategy: Stern employed drip-feed marketing strategy for Jaws launch (staggered daily content throughout Shark Week) to maintain week-long topic freshness, but early LE trailer leak forced reactive approach
medium · Colin (The Kineticist) explained marketing philosophy to Don; Stern reportedly requested content creators pull early leaked videos but could not contain spread once public
production_concern: Jaws Premium tier facing extended production delays with June 2026 earliest ship date despite Pro tier shipping earlier; Chicago Gaming Pulp Fiction Standard Edition also delayed (October 2025 target missed, now January 2026 start)
high · Don reporting industry feedback on Jaws Premium delays; Chicago Gaming Pulp Fiction missed October start target, now January production; both affected by supply chain/manufacturing capacity constraints
sentiment_shift: Jaws community sentiment shifted from extreme pre-launch hype (expectations as post-Godzilla masterpiece with unlimited designer resources) to disappointment post-livestream due to underwhelming shark mechanic and brief gameplay window
high · Don coined term 'anticipointment' to describe his emotional arc; attributed unreasonable expectations built over months of anticipation to designer's pedigree (Elwin post-Godzilla) and Stern's resource positioning
design_innovation: Jaws wave ramp feature (90-degree ramp turn in Premium) represents unique design element, but shark pop-up mechanic lacks the interactive punch and reactive feedback expected from premium-tier signature feature
medium · Don noted wave ramp as genuinely innovative; compared shark unfavorably to Demogorgon (Stranger Things) which has screen-drop, ramp transform, gullet-kill, and physical shake/scream feedback
competitive_signal: Alice in Wonderland remake signals potential new manufacturer entry to market ('75th company' per Don) challenging Stern/Chicago Gaming duopoly; estimated 500-unit production run suggests boutique/collector positioning
low · Don speculating new company entering market; estimated 500-unit run puts it between Rick and Morty (750 units) and America's Most Haunted (150 units); collector-focused marketing expected