Mucho vetoro. Oh, let's just not touch the hotspot, though. We're getting a good signal right back. Okay, we're back. For testing purposes, I need to see the word... Tarp? Tarp? Wait. Fart? Yeah, tart. Tart. Okay, or tart. Tart, yeah. An anagram apart. So we got raft, frat, fart, and tart. Amosis, what are you talking about? You played this on TPA, it's a neat table. It is a neat table. Unfortunately, it is a rough table. This game is punishing. It's punishing. Yeah, hit refresh if you can't do it. Don't part the tarts, bro. Don't part my tarts, bro. Okay. So, I'm just going to get into it. We can chat about a few things. Ooh, there's a subwoofer on this game. Holy mother. This thing's woofing. Double danger. Good to see you, man. Look, I just got done teaching the college class to shitty students. Forgive my poor... Remember shitty students? Uh-oh, Richie Ride. Here we go. So, again, folks, if you're in Chicago, you're more than welcome to swing by and hang out. In fact, I encourage it. We can battle. There's a league night going on tonight, but we're going to try to not let that deter us. If they do end up needing this machine, we will have to shut down the stream. But just to be courteous, you know. Can't wait for that sweet, sweet Double Danger merch to arrive, right? Dude, it's good stuff. Can you hear the game okay? Captain Picard orders this machine around. Good. So I like to go right for the lock shot. It's a quick 10 million and gives you a lock. If there's a reason to go for anything else, Internet, I need you to tell me why. All right? So let's just go for it. I put a color DMD in my road show. Now the rest of my machines need it. I know. It's bad. It's like putting spinners on your car, right? Then all the rest of your cars need them. You lousy, rich person with multiple cars. Dr. Crusher fixes the machines with a flashy beeper. Lost thanks to the host, man. Alright, we're just going to go for... Oh, it starts going faster if you wait too long? Dammit, warp vector 4, I'm an idiot. Oh no, we're good, we don't want to bother anybody. Here's why I hate this game. Are you ready? Tonight's going to be terrible, okay? But we're going to make sure it's fun terrible. Um, this game's just, it hates everyone, right? The outlanes are stupid on this thing. Uh, the shots are, it's a hard game. It's fun, I'm not saying it's a bad game, I'm just saying it's a hard game. Looks like one of the lane mics is out up top. Come on, that's our job. Rescue. We'll do Q's Challenge. Bonjour, Mon Capricorn. All right. What do I shoot for? Oh, the lights on this are dimmy-dim-dim. Harder than Ghostbusters? Scary beard? I would say on par, yes. Actually. on par, for sure. This is just a feel-it-out game. I didn't practice this game yet. Time for an LED upgrade, right? We'll leave that up to the bar... Oh, God, I looked away. This. Ooh, I made that shot. And this. That didn't work. Now I hit that. Yes. Piece of crap. Oh my god. Alright, I got an idea. There we go. I might get solved. I cannot beat the shuffle simulation for this. Oh, the shuttle? Yeah. I don't know the... I don't know the pattern. It's like left, left, right, right. Left, left. And then keep going right. But you miss out on 50 million points or something. But you still get the crystal. Was shuttlecraft over the slingshot annoying me? Yeah, but the... Here's what I'm seeing. I'm going to have to read these center trains way earlier. Like, hours to like nudge things into place here. Don't even match. I don't even care for it. I need it for the table achievement. Oh, nice. There we go. Alright, we're going right for locks, it's going to be dope. Lock number one, 10 million each. So I had to play this game in the tournament that I was in at Flip Flip Ding Ding. I barely won. My butt was getting rubbed. Look at this. How do you save the ball when it's over there? What is even the shape of these slingshots? The slingshots, instead of being pointed at the top, like irregularity check. They're squared off, but angled towards the outland. Ted Million. Ted Million. Level 8. 30. Who's a man? Oh, God, I thought... Is that really him saying that? Because that's awesome. You dirty... Alright, for some reason the jackpot, oh it's been a week, that's not a jackpot. The only jackpot shot is right there. Okay, we're doing it, we're doing it. Alright, we're doing something. We're doing something. I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm doing it. You hear shadow? There's no shadow here. No shadow. So, that felt good. That felt really good. Sword to Fury, right? Alright, half a billion points. For what? For what? When in doubt, Jack. It shot off of the ramp. What? Oh, we're getting robbed. I don't know what I'm shooting for. Oh, I got slingshorted. That sucks. Damn, that was huge. I just finished playing a bunch of Pinball X2 tables. The Marvel tables were fun, yeah. So the new Bethesda tables are pretty rad. Yo, what's up, snowboarder? I'm going to increase the size of this because I'm blind. There's a Elvira and the Party Monsters in a monster bash here next to each other. We'll start a mission. Spinner all day for the win. Oh, really, Skipnatty? That sounds boring. Oh, KY, what's up, stud? I shot that twice. Make it so. Oh my god. How many times? Oh, you can pull the trigger for a secret thing? What are you doing? Making soap. Alright. 561, I got a free game out of it. We gotta see what we gotta put on here. To get our name on. What? Okay. 10, 10 billions. Make it so. Captain, there's something on the screen. Make it so. That's awesome. So, uh, okay. I go for the lock shots. Should I be going for start missions and just playing missions out? Or what am I doing? What the hell's launch probe? We'll start missions. Screw it. Make it so. Don't drink. I didn't even look. Wait, I got a Dilithium Crystal? Missions and Spinners? Take back? No! Missions and spinners. So, how do you like the spinners? The cheese strategy, start modes and then time them out. Oh really? Alright, I'm into it. I'm into cheese. I'm into cheese. I'm into cheese. I'm into cheese. I'm into cheese. I'm into cheese. I'm into cheese. We're going back in tribe. You're in Triton KY. I live here, buddy. If you want to come hang, let's go. Oh, the tilt on this game is tenderoni. Holy shit. Wow. I'm going to die. Velvet, what's up baby? Thanks for coming. Thanks for the follow, Velvet. I can't read the game. I think what sucks most about my life is that I'm stupid. All right, so here's what we're going to do. Ooh, nice. We're going to start modes, and we're going to time them out and see how well we do. CG. Drip. Glassman, come it. All right, here we go. Everybody, I need you to put your favorite emotes in chat. Let me see what they are. Oh, comboing ramps seems like it's worth good money. Holy bounce! That almost went up and over. You're freaking out when you stomp, man! If you can combo Spinner and Side Ramp, it gets your Warp faster. So what do Warps do? If you don't mind me asking. me asking those are some great emotes me etc frags combo emotes let me tell you I need that in my life so much for timing him out huh I can't do it Bersie you love your butt Oh, where is that? Oh, my God. You know what we're doing? We're just feeling out the shots right now. I need to... Thank you, Mr. Data. I need to figure out where this side ramp is. Superspinner, Megaspinner. I did not mean to do that. Hot Jam. Remember Hot Jam? Remember when we used to play Hot Jam? I like this. I like this. Come on, baby. There is a definite F you when you miss that. That may be the worst game of TNG I've ever seen. I'm going to take my hoodie off. Bring back the jams. Happy days. Got my whirlwind and fishtails. Dude, ah, that's awesome. Remember jock jams? Yeah. And then, like everything else, that's awesome. and we got assimilated by deuce bags. All right, here we go. Remember Eurodance? Dude, we used to do Eurodance. DSL, just subscribed. DSL, welcome to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, put this in bus up, put this in bus in chat. Internet, I want you to try to decipher what DSL stands for. I got a pretty good idea, but I don't want to say it out loud. DSL, I love you, bud. All right. Start a mission. So we gotta shoot that hole. Got it. Alright, I'm trying to... That's coming back. It was... Return to Duty was literally blinking. Amosus, you just went there, huh? You just went right there. You just went right there. Digital subscriber line, yeah. Alright, where is everything here? Doody! It's your IP. God, I cannot find it. Burns with 14 months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership through the league here. Ladies and gentlemen, I can't... Where is it? Every ramp shot I've made to that right ramp is too tall. Machine chants? Legs. Bursy, Bursy, I love you, bud. Flip drain. I might have to just stick to my way of playing. I don't know how to control this game yet. Where do I pick her today? I'm going to get kicked out of here. We're going to have to drag me away clawing and scratching. Can we force our way down the flipper? Cool. I'm just going to go for my lock. You know what I'm saying? Real money is chart mode, go lock, don't miss. Like, I keep falling off that ramp. I'm getting a little robbed there. I feel like I'm getting a little robbed up there. I've made that about three or four times now, and it keeps screwing me. A Ted minion. Marginal fire. Nailed it. Woo! Money. Start mode is best? Okay. Thanks, pinball. Lost balls at flashing targets. I think I can do that. Did I do it right? Did I do it? I'm hitting it, but what the hell do I have to do? Let's see. The Kardashian C.W. Harper, three inches. Thank you for maintaining my membership to the league, you're amazing, and ladies and gentlemen, click the subscribe button, click the subscribe button, check it out, hang on, this sticker flips, I can't even like drop that, that's how bad I'm doing, sweet there, oh my god, Oh, now you wake up? I hit that. Wash, rinse, repeat. Pinball, type all that in one sentence for me so I can re-read it. I was confident that was gone. Bouncing? The Bacardi maneuver? I would love to perform the Bacardi maneuver. Thanks, Dad. Greetings. What's up, Theo? Oh, shit. What? Why? Why? Oh, it lets you free-shoot that jackpot until you miss? Ah. Okay, so, Rob, Robert. Wait, am I in a video mode and in multiball? Wait a second. I was in video mode and in multiball. No bitwitch just subscribed. Welcome to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Flippers and busses, if you could. in Unicode for three whole months. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, I love you so much. Thank you. Dude, Velvet, welcome. Seriously, that means a lot to me. Uh, why? Okay. I feel like we're dealing with something here. DMD screen seems to be stuck. Oh, yeah, I guess you're right. There's another boy out there. Pupcase. Love you, love you. No step-alike vision. The multiball and the video mode at the same time is a software. Oh, okay. So, all right. Good. Love you. Unicode, welcome back, buddy. Holy crap. CW, Berzy, Velvet Witch, come on. You uh, you flatter. Alright, so Here comes full control opens up here. Dude. Oh dude, Apex incredible I was ready to go home just then I'm outta here. See you at ColorDMD is the biz. God, this game is so damn hard. Yeah, it's bad. I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, Oh, this game's so damn hard. Yeah, it's bad, dude. Alright, here we go. Oh, there's a... Hey, we got a crystal. Why? Why do you have to be difficult? Why do you have to be this difficult? Just nail the left... Okay, hold on. I'll read that when I train, which will be in like two seconds here. Yay, kickback! He's on the other side! For points with tail-lift orbit to right flipper warp ramp, keep doing it. As well as always, keep hitting the send key. Okay. Stop sending. So you're just telling me to shift orbit. Okay. But we need to figure out how to nail the frickin'... There's... It can't actually... It can't actually be crapping on me this hard. Right? It can't. Something is not right. Well, thanks for the bits, dude. Alright, here we go. Here we go. What does Launch Probe do? We're going to spend a lot of money tonight, boys. Done. I want my money. Get rumped, dog. Always start missing. Got it. I didn't mean to. Is that Beta Quadrant? Where's the Beta Quadrant? I hate my life. He's got... I don't think I have enough beer in me. Hold on. Let's long throw, because... Fuck it, I'm kidding. Great. Probe me, daddy. What? But I... Beta's the right ramp. Oh, I see, beta. Let's go, Let's go, Q's challenge. Pervading is impossible on this game. Watch out. Theta! Alpha! Oh god, it's due to house? Bounce. Spin! Oh. We're doing it. Okay. It's just gonna keep shooting out like this. Uh, so not it. Just, um, fuming really hard over this game. It's a massive, massive pain in my ass right now. Screwcube, you could say. I'm traveling genie or something. What was Q? What was Q in the show? I'm trying to nail that center shot, too. Right there. Is what I would say. Hamburglar. Hamburglar. Let me... How... You know what I don't get? Wait. How do I get thank you, Mr. Data? Is that just like a... I did not mean to run, but my life's over. Oh! Yo, that's pretty lit. Yeah, we'll do, uh... We're going to get the extra ball, too. I'm gonna try left orbit left ramp for start. I'm gonna try The outlanes are buttholes man, that's what they are. Why did I do that? Is that orange post the thickest thing that's ever been thick with nine thieves? How is this even possible? Look at this crap How? I didn't do anything. Well, I got some Christmas, boys. Better, guys. Got it. Let me just energize you real quick, boys. Springy. Yo, just cook with the host. What a boss. Thank you, buddy. Did he say Coors Light? I'm pretty sure he did. All right. Bye-bye. And good. Step right. Please. Fix the contrast. Whenever you see the left orbit flashing, nail it. Got it, buddy. Thank you. I want that to be more easily backhanded. Like this? Oh, you can. I'm just doing it wrong. Wow, that was dirty. So what are those... Okay, like... Like now it's flashing, but I can't hit that fucking thing on this game. Nothing! I can hit no things! I can't hit anything! This dill... Refuse based on switch hits. One good spinner rate? Okay. Oh, I brought that back to life. I think I got what we need to get. I think I got what we need to get. I think I got what we need to get. Hey World Wonder Boy, good seeing you in the attack chat earlier, I guess. Almost right there. Dude, I think I got what we need to shoot for. And so, what happens when we get through all the modes here? We have multiball ready. If I can get the lock. Make it so cool. Oh, nailed it. Evasive! Oh please. Evasive drain! Woo! I got something. Thank you. I'm the best. It drained. Replay. How is replay so low but the scores on this are like freaking 20 billion? And how do I keep missing? Yay, kickback! Woo! Say Ferengi one more time, I swear to God. Stick of Ferengi. the final frontier playing all modes. He's not hitting the Picard maneuver. I'm trying. I can't get the the left ramp RK thanks for the host. The next generation of flipper... The flipper is like sticking a little bit if you hold it too long See that Oh, that felt good. Does jumping help? I changed, oh I screwed up, I changed what I was doing. I shouldn't do it. X-Rival 210, thank you. World Wonder Ball for 21 months in a row. Thank you for maintaining my membership. To the league, you're amazing, oh my god, I love you! Okay. Okay. Okay. Shit. All balls drain immediately, dude. Jackpot. Dammit. Dammit. 5 million. Please! The spinners hot red hot! No! Ah! No! No! Chain them balls. All hands prepare for multiball. Tell me I have another ball. Tell me I have another ball. Oh yeah, I have another ball. Alright, here we go. Feeling good. Feeling good. Wee-haw! Brave ball, thanks for the Rob, fight. I can't post-transport because the slipper's sticking a little bit. Oh, please. Let's just time this out. Alright, it's all over. So, everyone, the auto-hosts are rolling in. I love you guys. So we're going to try to backhand this mission. JK, forehand. JK. JK. Who's the boss? My flipper got stuck once. Don't do it. Brilliant. Who's your daddy? This is all day. Oh, come on. I'm just going to take the money because I don't know how to do that crap. Nailed it for 12 hours. Now what do I do? Now do I just shoot it and start mission? Do I just dream really quick? Why am I doing this? Why am I flipping like this internet? Tell me. All right, we're gonna, we're gonna shoot up the ramp. Just kidding. All right, there we go. Zero spears, zero stones. All shots are worth 50 million points? What? What? Am I getting money? I can't tell if I'm hitting anything. Wait, what? But I have two balls! Wait, why, uh, what? That wasn't supposed to happen, I'm guessing. I'm guessing this is not supposed to be happening. I think I got screwed there. Jack broke the Enterprise. There's two balls in the shooter lane. You broke it. What's up to you now? Free multiball! Here's another chance. This door counts, Internet. You shut up. I'm going to kill you. I'll shoot you. You need to wait. It's quick. Now there's five balls in here. What is happening right now? Yo, what's up? I did pretty good, I feel. Until that very end. I had 1.8 before I screwed up. Hip smart. What's up, buddy? Two balls in the lane, eight pounds of meat. Who's counting? Oh, God. Wait, was that a good story? No. What the hell is honor roll? Opto-fail. Oh, is that what it is? Shoot for the black hole. Are we having an opto-failing problem right now? Is it just doing this over and over again? Reboot the game. We'll give it a second to calm down. You got high score one. But what were those, like, multi-billion scores? Shut her down. Oh, for buying balls? Oh, to be announced. Oh, so I actually played a good game of pinball there. Okay. Okay. See, I thought I was coming up dangerously short because I wasn't getting a billion, in, but billions are... I left all my quarters in my hoodie. Oh, where's the field? Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Flippers and Bugs. It's five year mission. Welcome to the Ghostbusters game. To turn up the Ghostbusters game as loud as you can. That was a good game. Hell yeah, it felt like a good game. I wish it didn't freak out at the end because it sort of like threw me off. How much is the credit in the USA? Between 50 cents and a dollar. Game is broken with a press enter for test report. The increasing warp is where it exploded? Alright, cool. Good to know. Oh, it just wasted a quarter. Awesome. Yeah, credit that. I wonder what the problem was. Alright, here we go. I'm sweating my freaking hill off right now. Alright, time them out, right? Time them out. Maybe get a point or two. And then get control of the ball. Bird Sherp. I love the Bird Sherp. Oh, got that crystal though. I wanted to cheese it so hard. We're doing something. Just pumping in the credits. Yeah, they put all their games pretty loud here. I kinda like it. Just yawning. I'm just collecting a few points here and there. Alright, that wanted to go a little later. Looks like that's it. You really want to play TNG? When I watch people play this, I'm like, this game doesn't look so hard. When you play it, you're like, I want to die. My life hurts. Shouldn't have done it. Shouldn't have done it. If you hold that flipper up too long, you see that? Oh, my hand went away, but it was still up a little bit. Sorry, these are all things we gotta write down. Does sound package on this game still impress us? Hell yeah, it is. Alright, here we go. He's talking about the stuff that we're about to have. Frick yeah! How do you respond to that thing getting spit out like that? How do you respond to me being super pissed off? High growth 1.3? Nice. Don't let this happen. Really? That's how you want to cheese it? Holy crap. Yeah, every noise on this is this game, you know? But I did it! I got diverted, boys. I got freaking diverted! Got that spinner dialed in. Feels like it. What's this Thank You Mr. Data thing? Am I like, flipping weird during my bonus and getting points? We need some extra balls here. Yeah, I got robbed on that. Take it home, baby. This guy sucks. Ooh! I see how it is, Captain. Yo, we're gonna mutiny this shit, boys. It's mutiny time. That was stupid. FNA 69! Thanks for the host, buddy. We're all game. Well. I hate this! I hate this! Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty. You suck. You suck. I'm a rock with 59 bits. Thank you, boss. I love you. I think we're dealing with a half and half here. I think it's my noobness on this machine versus some of the things that are happening on here that shouldn't be. The cup is stuck. Sorry, guys. I've never been close with them right now. I think it's because... I think it's because my life is over. Alright, the cup is refreshed. Worst outlings of all time? I'm going to vote yes. I have not encountered a set of outlings on a game that pits me off more than these outlings. If you folks have better examples, let me know. And don't freaking say Ghostbusters. All right. We're just going spinner all day. AFM has... AFM is pretty close. Okay, fair enough. Keel, thanks. All right, don't fuss with the embarrassment. You said to mention those, right? Here we go. High score, baby. New built for 15 months in a row. Thank you for maintaining membership to the league. You're amazing. New built. I need flippers and butts up for you. I need flippers and butts up for me too, man. I need some... give me your freaking energy, boys. Let's go. I got an idea. I just got freaking robbed. What? Beer Factor 4? We'll get the Beer Factor 5, I promise. I think we just need a few more tall boys of PBI. Did you guys know you can sub for free with Amazon Prime? Did you guys know that he is a massive freaking troll? Okay. Back in. Right there. Yep. Alright. One of our locks is ready. Goddamn, I'm good. Just kidding. It didn't... it didn't lock! Uh oh. What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? Glogg, Glogg, Glogg. Alright, I'm going to go ahead and... Glug, glug, glug. Alright, we're going to try this. Alright. Yeah, I played Aerosmith yesterday. We're going to try a poke pass into the lock shop. Here we go. Wait, should I bring a mode into... Okay, hold on. No, there is no malfunction until my brain malfunctions. Should I bring a mode? Dead. The old over-explained. Don't start a multiball, please. Why did I clip that? Why did I clip that? Oh, I love you. Right here. Swamp. I was gonna Kobe it, and it robbed me. Quick Kobe. Little dab. Quick dab, little Kobe. No, he screwed up on the worst! Did that pause it? Nope. Damage coming in from all back. Damage now. Every. Every. Every. I'm losing my mind. Moser paused during multiball. Thank you. I wanted to ask you about your camera rig because I'm looking into something. Yeah, Amarok, whatever you want, man. I'll tell you whatever you want. I use a microphone stand with a bunch of Logitech C920s. For 60 FPS, you could use a C922, but it's a little muddy. I use a camcorder going into an Elgato HD60S external capture card that gets plugged into my laptop. I use a blue snowball. And to color correct everything, you've got to use a piece of bootleg software right now, which I can give you later. And it is imperative that you use an externally powered, meaning it needs to plug into a socket, an externally powered USB hub. Okay? Cool. There we go. So, trusting that the bounce is not fun, um, what have I done? Oh god, I love you. Oh, please! You're the worst. You're the worst. I have this item. I love you. This game is, this game is purely designed for competition. designed for competition, I feel. Only to piss everybody off. Can I go get another beer? Will you guys still be here? Make me a promise, right? That you'll still be here. I'm going to run and get a PBR. Don't touch anything. If someone comes over and plays pinball, just say nice things about them, you know? I'll be right back. I'm definitely not drunk enough for this yet. Thank you. All right, Internet. I am back with, so I don't have to keep leaving you. I got two tall boys, so we should be fine. Here's what we're doing. I would love to have a Mad Dog 2020 Orange Jubilee right now, let me tell you. Drink one can for me. Listen, half a can for every person in chat. So how many people do we have in chat right now? Did you know you can type exclamation point league to see how many subscribers we have right now? Fun little treat. The number climbs, and then I do stuff like go to Seattle and don't stream, but take photos, and then it drops like 10 people. Deadflip, a page on your site with a budget rig set up and a pro rig page would be helpful. Kiel, I'm working on that, definitely. I'm working on it. It's going to be good. 53? Cool. So I'm going to have to drink a lot of beer. All right, here we go. There you go. We have 248 subscribers right now. Honestly, I think that number should be 500. So I don't know what we've got to do to, like, hack the Amazon stuff or whatever, but... Do you know what that is? That is 248 members of the Deadflip freaking pinball league. And I encourage you, internet, to go out. You know what we should do? I should make Deadflip patches that are super fucking cheap. That when you sub, I can give you a code to buy. Like, we'll have the patch and it can cost like a certain dollar amount. No, no, no. How about a patch that you can only get if you get a code for subscribing? I think that would be fucking awesome. And then, or a button or something. And then you can put it somewhere. So people know. You support an alcoholic on the internet. Who plays pinball. Alright, here we go. You should do a dead flip selfie league. Skip Natty. Something's coming. Just pay shipping. Alright. Alright. Or just a butt somewhere. Somewhere a-butt. Everywhere a-butt. Alright, this one, I like this mode. What's this mode called? I'd throw it on a cool... yeah it is. It didn't... it didn't go in the hole! Wait, is it supposed to go in the hole every time? God dammit, I'm an idiot. All right, everyone send me... I need all 248 of you to send me a photo of your ass right now. My Snapchat is... What is it? Hayjack Danger? Is that what it is? Hayjack Danger? And I'll make a collage. And what's great is no one will know who's butt is who's in the collage. I will, but I won't point it out. We don't have time for your games, dog. We also don't have time for training. Why do you hate me, Star Trek? Please! People are gonna bleed. There's going to be... I should point to include the drain in the picture, I'm sorry. We did Final Frontier, that's fine. Let's make that our objective, okay? Because I feel like that's where... Did you see Return to Battle flashing? I know I did. Nice to pass the drain. It's called a drain pass so that I can play on the next ball. Alpha! Not my Alpha. I'm like... Balls... Balls try. That's Con Con right now. I'm feeling good. I shouldn't have chugged up here. I gotta get home tonight. Wait, what is this? What's this song, Connery? Something about offering him a chair, but don't do it because he shits on the floor. Or like, put a towel down. Ah, I don't know what it is. Snap scent. It might be my butt. Cool, they're not playing Star Trek The Next Generation tonight. We might be able to stream a little longer. Alright, here, check this out. High score. Keep five minutes in the host, replay. So we just have to assume that there is no ball safe. Most things in here don't react well to balls. I played Stern Shred. Dude, this game is so punishing, man. Check this What's that? Hide for it. Zero-fying things to the host. Not only does the flipper stick, but it's a little sensitive. Nooo... How could you... Petition to call Stern Star Trek Stern Shrek? I love calling it Stern Shrek. Alright, we're doing this. In what univ... How? What the fuck just happened? Wait, I don't... something... What a... Woohoohoo! Take back Fanta Moody, Floyd! That didn work Love the cowlitz on this Okay who brought the dog Yeah wrong game What is the gravity of the planet you playing on today Not sure if you're aware, but I'm a super saiyan in training. Instead of working out in high gravity, I play Thimble on high gravity so that regular gravity doesn't affect me. 3, 2, 1, go! I'm going to be that dude. Like, the crazy freaking dude screaming in the corner because I'm like... Because an electronic piece of furniture is being rude to me. I'm completely losing all respect for myself. I think I'm going to die tonight. Alright, we're going for the wizard mode right now. I keep making shots because I don't want it to be boring, but you know what? I'm just going to time shit out. While going for these... Can someone explain what's happening there? Swag. You're finding that scoop a hell of a lot better than I could on TV every night. Remember, Internet, Ryan Adams doesn't want you to call a pinball machine a table. It's disrespectful. It hurts the game's feelings. I'm shooting when I should be timing out. What are you letting me do? Why are you telling me? You should be telling me what's going on. Tell me not to shoot when I start a mode. Alright, what should I do now that I've started this mode? Should I shoot? Oh, well I got it. I kept increasing the timer. Who? Why? Why? In fact, don't waste it. You know, love... Love will tear us apart. Tommy will still tap that. Picard maneuver always. Yes, three moves, okay. Congratulations, you all got it. Um, let's search the galaxy. No, let's go for wormholes, bruh. Let's go for that wormhole. Nailed it. Is that a free lock shot? Alright, pop it over. Picard maneuver. Picard me, bro. When you're watching... When you're... If I could draw my feelings right now, it would be a piece of paper that was pristinely white with a red and black crayon crumpled in my hand that just ripped a hole in the paper. Right? That's what my feelings are right now. That wasn't a lot. That's a lot. Jack is so salty that he can't find words. What is this? What is this? What's happening? Picardy. I'm taking my... I'm gonna... I'm going insane, internet. I can't... I knew this was gonna be tough to play. But now we're dealing with, like... There's, like, condition... There's, like, condition things, as well as my inability to do anything on this. We got first place. You need more beer. I agree, Taylor. Watch this. Watch this. Card maneuver until my face bleeds. Card maneuver number one. Number two. Fine. Yeah. It's almost not even worth shooting up that mother-freaking-lamp, because what is the save on that shot? Internet, what is the... Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Keep drinking. We're here to have a good time, right? Call your mom. I ain't shooting that. I ain't shooting none of that. Dude, it moved! I can't shoot the people. Why does this game have a gun for a trigger? Play better and hit it clean. Okay. Okay. You know what, Pinball? Pinballoo, you're right. You're right. This is a supreme... This is about hitting it clean, you're right. Alright, what do I do? Just let it bounce like that? That seems stupid. Get it clean. Oh my god, I keep flipping early. Did you get my address? Um, I did. I'm sending all this stuff at the end of the week, man. I'm giving people a week to give me the address. I contacted a lot of people. Boondock Saints Pinball Gun Shooter. make it happen? You mean, Michael Charles. You ready? This is what I like to call... Um, someone give me a fun combination of words. I need... This is the... Have I told you guys about Pep? Pep? Do you know who Pep is? No? The god of pinball? P-E-P? Hey, little buddy, little Pep. Pep, Pep, hey, little buddy, little Pep. I'm a d- Iron Man. Pepper? Pizza? Oh, you gotta cut that off. That's what you said. Data. Sorry. Extra data. Whenever you're ready, bud. I'm like used to shooting it. Okay. She touched my peppy teeth. Sorry. Start death saving? Nah, I'm not into that. See, he said, Coors Light Insert. Good luck. Good luck. And guys. Here comes the biggest buffer you've ever seen in your life. Coach F, what's up, buddy? I cannot find that freaking ramp. I don't want to be in this area. I can't find it. Nope. It actually doesn't exist. How did he make it to one billion? It was hitting all the ramps. I was making a lot of ramps early on. Now I'm not doing ramps. We got this. Don't worry. We're going to make it happen. Big money hustlers. That there, it's like getting diverted, which is kind of a BS a little bit. I just felt my phone buzz. Oh, I got, I had that though. There we go. Yeah, Final Frontier. You know what? I got a good feeling about this one. I need to slow it down. I'm trying to flip that on the slide, and I shouldn't be doing that. Yeah, we hit it. It was pretty cool. Phone buzzing because your kid needs you. Lol. Um, nope. It's... Uh... Oh! It was... What is it? Verizon telling me that... We had a huge dip. And we did. We had a huge drop there for a second. Can I get some outlane spamming chat please? Alright, this is it. Slow it down, baby. Slow it down. Slow it down. Just put it up. Stop the ball. That's all you gotta do. Hit the shot. Up the ramp. That's really aggravating, I gotta say. It's like super aggravating. I can't post transfer from the slipper because it's fixed. Slow and slow, baby. Damn Outlane. Outlane spam internet. Outlane spam. Here we go. Make sure to write the problems down. Oh, I will. Thank you for reminding me. I do have to tell Dusty what's going on. Number one. Number one, put some foam in the freaking outlaying spray. Outlaying emote, please. You do an outlaying by doing the ball. if it's a left out lane you do flip drain with the left flipper seems easy enough or do like here let me let me see if I can figure this out There you go, there you go I already disobeyed my own command here. It's hard not to flip like crazy on this game, you know? You want to hit everything coming at you. You also hate balls, dude. I'm not even waiting. Here comes two billion. It's all good Barryman. Didn't make it all the way around, that's unfortunate. Let's get some tilts up, boys. Pop it over. Catch it. Stop it. Now go for the freaking... Oh my god, my light is over. I'm just going to let this bounce like that. Boom. Start. I'm just going to let that bounce. I'm just going to let it bounce. Come on. I'm just going to let it bounce. You know, we're just going to dead flip every freaking shot that comes to the flippers. I think that's what we need to do. Just deadflip until it's uncomfortable. Nailed it. You're right, Keel, it does. It makes them hard to predict. This is maybe the worst bower to pinball ever played. Get your ice kick. Damn it! You can't move the Dean at all dude! At all! He's trying to put you back. Is that a kosher? Yes, it's a kosher soldier. I can't find it. I can't find it. It doesn't exist. Good evening. What's up, Polar Bear? Good to see you, buddy. All right. I actually like this mode. What am I doing? Why didn't I just trap that up? See, these are the things you need. All caps. Internet, I need all caps in check. You can't tell me what's happening. Not being able to post fast enough. I agree, pinball. Blue. I wish I could show you, like, If I had a hand cam, I could show you, like, if I'm trapped up on the left flipper for too long and let go, the flipper doesn't drop for, like, almost a solid, like, second. So it just really throws it all off. Ball control 101. Don't flip, silly. Oh, right. So we're going to play by not flipping at all. There are no dad has gone before. Finger cam, webcam? I should bring back finger cam. Uh, oh, I need more money. Internet, I gotta go put some dollars in the thing. Hold on. All right, holy crap. Hopefully we don't have to pay for any more games tonight. Damn, I missed that. What? The combination of weird stuff happening... Oh yeah. So what's this called? Battle Simulation? I love this mode! youedes Cool. Jack loves launching his balls at random things. Go figure. You watch your mouth. What does increasing my rank do? Shit. We're up to warp six. So do the warps carry over? So am I on warp six still? Or... no, because that's War Tractor 4. The guy's gone. All the way around, baby. Warp sirens higher, give me a second. It doesn't look like it. I'm afraid. Should be entire game. Thank you for posting your caps, buddy. I appreciate it. It says work back to three, though. So, I don't know. Nope, probably can scrap up internet. What's up, Mo? Mother's getting eggs? Alright, I'm trying to see a pattern here, which is good, on how to save the ball. A good solid vertical nudge, because the top of the swing shot is sort of flat, you can He nudged the ball back out, which is great. But you've got to make your freaking shot. Put me in his coat! Pitch guys! Oh yeah! I need a coat! I need a coat! Dude, you know what's funny is that's actually so pitch perfect that you just muted my entire video. So it's like, copyright issue. Thank you, I appreciate it. Why do you gotta be so good at singing, dog? How you been? I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, yeah! I'm kidding. How was the... Wait, hold on. Is he joking? Am I... Did I get him in trouble? Hot dog water. Internet, this is our buddy that drinks hot dog water. Oh my god, good ball. ball. Alright. I shouldn't have done that. I love you kickback. I hate you. Use a shot I can't make it. Should we try backhanding this? Yes, yes, we should. Slow it down. Thank you, Amarant. Do you know what's up? Do you know what I don't understand? It's even so tough, dude. Slow it down. Oh my god, that kickback light last minute, let me tell you something. All right, we got a kickback, so we're fine. Kickback's lit again. 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. All right, so we're one mode away. We're one mode away. I love you, I hate you, make up your mind, check. I can't. I'm too bad. Alright. So, we're going to try to backhand this guy. I regret everything. Why'd I do that? So we timed this out and we got a... What would KME do? Slow it down. Yeah, I know what it does. Alright, so we can rip the spinner, try to get our stuff up, or we could sit here for 30 seconds and then make a video. Hey, I got five million points. What happens if I do this? You know what? We're going to do this. Wait, what ball am I at? I'm not going to... How are you doing? I mean, a lot of them are going to throw out. Yeah, at least we don't have shot up the boxes. It's scary though. Yeah. I thought it was a good shot. Good shot! Alright, so, time's out. All we gotta do is make one shot. One shot, internet. One shot. And we're gonna try to backhand it. Um, here we go. My life is over. One shot. One shot, Internet. One shot. And we're gonna try to backhand it. Here we go. My life is over. I'm leaving. Are you ready to die I think I done streaming pinball internet It's not worth it anymore to me. It's garbage. Um, good luck to you, Joe. Sorry if I made the game hot. Then hit the mute button. On the left one, I feel better. So the flipper on the left sticks a little bit. It's a close passing, pretty fluffy stuff. Instead of the stick. Okay, good. What did you go for? Good. That's what you're supposed to do. Alright, Internet. You didn't go... Oh my god. This has been my freaking evening right here. Thank you. I don't want your points. I just want your modes. What have I done? Yes. Yes. No. Yes. No. Dead. Dead, Chuchu. All the way around. Come here. Ah. Three. Two. One. Two. Three. Two. One. Two. Two. Three. Two. Two. There, baby. Lower down, lower down. Wow, that was fun. Sea salt ice cream. I'm stupid! It's the biggest shot on the game! You only had to hit it one or three times. You gotta get it in the hole for it to load the second gun. Yeah. ... So tell me, wouldn't you be Bradbury's wife? Really? Yes. What's it? What's it? It's a thank you, Abe. Oh, it's been held. Oh, you've got a little round. The Rambler is white. The Poison is a pink. There you go, honey. The Wood Pinnacle is a black and green. There we go. They're playing in the tournament tonight, huh? Uh, the big... sorry. Oh, it's the Leafs. Yeah. Oh, it's the Leafs. Yeah. They don't even look like they're here. This game can eat every part of my ass. Absolutely. Every part of my asshole can be eaten by this game. Yo, Cool Ranch Nibs, what's up, buddy? Are you in the basement? I'm in your mom's basement. It's not there! Okay, good. That was fun. What? Give me the mode! Give me the mode! Give me the mode! Stop triggering the blimp! Blimp! There we go. I don't want to grow up, I just want to be a kid. There's a million toys that toys are up that I can play with, from bikes to trains to video games. What? Pull it down, pull it down. I didn't think I was going to trap that. Alright, here we go. No! What? What was that? It shot the thing down there. I'm gonna break all the Actually what we did is he brought me like a piece of grip from from Oh! Oh! Ahhh! Alignment failed! All you gotta do is get in the scoot! Put it in that scoot and you're good! Ah! Wrong scoot! I'm hurt! Hahaha! Wait, there was a scoot, did everybody else scoot? Yeah! Alright here we go internet. Megan Strong. GearBot! Just don't... The table! I just... Like the table doesn't matter. I just... I just... I just... I just... I just... I just... I just... I just... I just... I just... I just... I just... I just... I just... Pinball doesn't have to be a game. It's just playing. It's just a life-changing art. I've been playing this for a while. I put up a bill and a half on this game. And now I can't compose it. Yo, Tim O'Toole. What's up, buddy? The final frontier. This is the... It's a Galaxy Class pinball machine, Internet. Did you know that? Pinball Dirt! In what universe? This one, I guess. Why did I... Why did I... Simon Noah's Gate for two months in a row. Thanks for the amazing, and you remember to lead your amazing Simon. I love you, buddy. Good seeing you, man. Good seeing you. Oh! Your hand has failed you again, sir. Good. Let's get that thing to sit. I guess that's good work too. Level 1! Level 1! No! That was pretty smooth. That was pretty smooth. I mean, style points were awarded there somewhere. Okay, level 1, baby. Yeah, dude, Jared, this game, this game ain't doing it. Bonjour. All right, here we go. Wizard mode, this ball. We're at Dim Pops. Uh, have you introduced yourself to the internet? I haven't introduced myself. I'm sorry. My name is Chris. But, like, a lot of people come and go. Some people may have missed it. The name is Christ. Christ. Silas Christ. The name is Christ. Christ. Child of Christ. Christmas Child. I am the Child of Christmas. What a lot of people don't know is that Christ was actually named after Satan, not the other way around. I remember that. Fake facts. Yeah. Science. Oh come on, you got that Betty miss. I'm gonna do like... I can't even fly because I don't have the crystals on me. I don't even know how I'm getting the crystals when I get them. Yeah, I don't either. I know the noise. Man, League Night? I don't know, I want to play Dindle. I'm sorry. Is it for the internet also? I like it. What? That was beautiful. I'm pretty impressed with my 12-player. The in and out. Use your outside voice. Just make sure everyone can hear it. I'm ready. Oh no, it's not for the internet. Oh, it's not for the internet. Okay. Oh, am I in trouble? Oh, good. You're good! Crystals are awarded from successfully shooting during the mode. Yeah, but... I feel like I can get a crystal from hitting one freaking monster. What?! I'm swearing to you. Ah, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk! I'm like two steps in my way of how to play this game. Hup! I'm not your friend, I'm just getting no shit. Nothing's my friend, I'm just... Yo, this is kinda like a hundred million, I mean, here we go. Thanks Pinball Dad. all that. Yeah man I got really drunk when they put down the weekly there. That was awesome. Alright, check this shit out. Nooo! What's up buddy? Yo, interfere! Oh my god! It's a It's the new level of difficulty. Shit on my butt! I drop-catch failed. I really hope you take back on... For the callback, callback? Oh, I hate this. No, I got the rock fire. Woo! Yeah, I could have been I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Give it a scratch. None of us got a replay. Match. Match. Means I win. You know how it goes. We already have a reaction. Alright, alright, let's begin. We're gonna be doing a four-fold. So, I guess I'm close to the genre now, but I'm gonna leave whatever I just did, whatever comes along. I'm just gonna sit here for a while. Is this, uh, is this in the, uh, in the... Did they announce what day it is? I'll tell you, this definitely is mine. We thought we were about to scissor. We were very close to it. All right. Here we go. I got my... I know what to do now. We're going to play this as... We're going grandpa speed on this. I lied. I won at some point. I lied. Yeah, test it. Slow it down a minute. Slow it down! Probably the best advice, slow it down, hell yeah. Play it like a grandpa. Or a grandma. Whatever suits you. Slow this team a frick down. Look at that. We're just gonna dead flip. I got robbed there, Internet. The kickback shot it up instead of forward. What? Heard him on a bell. This whole game is dangerous, kid. This whole game is dangerous. Look at this. Even this kick out is dangerous. Oh. I got an idea, let's cheat, alright? Oh, when it gives me a ball. You mother... The balls are in each other's way. Should I move out? Holy crap! Holy crap! The money on that was nuts! Holy crap! Holy crap! The money on that was nuts! I hear there's a hidden token there, what? Lowdown, Danger, lowdown. I'll show you now. Bigすざり、 Dj. Come on David, come on! Ah! Worth 9.1 Come on, Grace. Even getting its head on the very edge... The tone... The rhythms are perfect. visto que attack? I don't know how you hit that delta shot. This thing? Yeah. No. I don't know what that was. I mean, you could have been doing something with it. All right. Thank you. I appreciate it. Uh... God, it's mean. I'm playing with it. I can't play it right now. You're not gonna have it. Oh, okay. The outlings on this... are the world's most famous. Yeah, they're the most famous in the world. They're a little bit higher. They're higher, but they're also like flat and angled right at the damn top there. Alright, here we go, boys. the other EV. On the fly. Oh, you suck. Live cat free. That was dirty. Alright, we're going I'm gonna try to back end this. I forgot that the left flipper sticks up. Shit! That was it. I forgot that the left flick... Damn, that's frustrating. I forgot that the left flipper sticks. I was dreaming on it. It's so frustrating. I need to figure this out. Are you playing in the league tonight? How old are you? How was your league format? So you were like, if you versus what you were, what would you do down the road? So the East Central buckets at the beginning of the year, what they thought of as straight level was Master, A level, East B level, B level. So there's four different buckets that you could be thrown into. So I started in the A bucket, because I did pretty well during the winter tournament that Jesse was throwing. But as soon as the league started, I think you waited a couple weeks to kind of see what's going on, and then he threw you in where you're going? I ended up in a solid B, and that's where I've been. So when the A players come out, they're like, they're hurtful to play with people. That is, it's like, every shot is... There's the Masters, though, who are even at that level. And they put you in a master's, as a beat player or whatever, so every week you're with probably a master, which is really cool. Oh great. So then you can stand back and watch somebody like, I don't know their last name, so like, no, or, uh, Alvin's really good. Yeah, I love playing with them. I love when I can like just beat them on a game, absolutely, one time. Being able to like stand back and watch like how they're playing different than you are, while they're doing that, I think, I learned that I kept climbing on the screen when I moved because I'm new. The subtle, the subtle nothings, the sensitivity, the... You'll see me like bopping in a room, you know, and that. But like the big moves, I know a lot of people... When you play, are you like resting your hands on the game? I think so. Yeah, too. Yeah, would you know that? Because I want to be able to listen to it. Sure. So when you're playing, I do this too, but I try to like just do the plums on my hand, like the tip of my hand, because if you're like living on the game, any body movement you're doing, if I can take the, open the can door, just moving your body, you're swinging that thing. Yeah, and I hit it a lot. Like I could bang your... This is fun. Hit it. But when you're playing like this, you're moving it when you don't need to. So you're creating momentum when it doesn't happen. Yeah. I'm finding that. Thanks for getting started. Changing your stance on how you play is almost impossible. It really, like, to this day, I still catch myself leaning on the thing and I'm doing this thing and I'm like, okay, there's no reason for me to be nudging this. But what I do is, I've learned to do, where I play with my finger tips, is try to do micro nudges as much as possible so that my hands are never really resting on the game, so that I'm not, my body English like this isn't translating into that. Right? So I can like, like your chicken shit. Dude, you got it. Win. Win the whole fucking thing. You saw at least one backhand? Tilt cam school? Oh, you guys want to see that stuff? I, listen, there's a lot of stuff that I teach people in person, uh, that I guess I don't really translate onto the show that maybe I would like to show off. That'd be fun. Let's take this GC. CC time boys! Shit! It's like throwing me off once I miss. Oh, that's over. Ah, I should have waited. I should have waited. GC hype. We're going to have to do it on two balls. We'll see what happens. Come on, brother. Hey, I'm going. Good team, man. Cheers. So, I just got the load on how the league works. What division are you in right now? I think I'm not playing. My girlfriend's playing. Oh, right on dude. I think he's somewhere in the division. He's working on the ADC. Yeah. I think he had a D or something. I think there was a D that he mentioned, yeah. That's awesome dude. Solid team. Is he part of the Chicago Belving Tribe? Oh, um, you could talk to Rachel about the all ladies... Oh no, we're not gonna do that. We're gonna do it like some savings. Oh, sure. It's supposed to be tomorrow. Tomorrow, I don't know. Oh, dude, hell yeah. Hell yeah. Wait, do the flipper code that lists all the games with his face worked out? Oh, you mean Word Trick? Do you know what the code is? Because I'll gladly do it. Hold on. Transmeta, tell me the code. I'll do it right now. This has been a terrible ball, and I'm draining everything right now. Transmeta, let me know what the code is, man. I guess I could look it up, I just don't want to be on my phone. Space. The final frontier. These are the sexual voyages of Jack Danger's Thunderfang. Actually, you know what? Internet, I should probably kill this so that we're not interfering with how League's going. Because I will have to turn this light off and it will change how people play. I love you. Have a wonderful night. Tune in tomorrow. we're going to play the modded out um what is it? Half blue ribbon that they have over there and it's going to be good alright kids I gotta go I love you have a wonderful night sweet dreams and go watch some people play uh I don't know dinosaur cup I don't know what that means