🎵 Hello and welcome to another episode of the classic pinball podcast my name is george and i'm joined by my co-host the person who still uses the slogan where's the beef where's the beef dr dave hello dave hello george beef huh all right we'll go with that dave i can't believe how windy it is out and the number of pilgrims i saw on the one-hour drive. No, not Pilgrims. Patriots. Pilgrims and Patriots? I saw Patriots. You did? What kind of Patriots? They were driving SUVs and they had these red and blue jerseys on. Oh, boy, are you dumb. Wow, boy. Oh, that kind of Patriot. The Tom Brady type. The ex-Tom Brady type. Okay, okay. You're going to feed me here. I have some alternative lines I'd like to use from... I was trying to create an opening. Yeah. So can I use another one? Go ahead. You know, I do the whole welcome. My co-host, the guy who thinks a hungry man is Thanksgiving dinner, Dr. Dave. No? No. How about this one? My co-host, who is unaware there are football games on TV Thanksgiving Day. No, that's not really true. Oh, come on! Get out of here, you. That's not true. I didn't know it was today. How about this one? Okay. This one's topical. The person who wishes they got three feet of snow so he didn't have to do house calls, the infamous Dr. Dave. I'll go with that. Okay. I can't do that one. Okay. Okay. i i spoiled the whole joke you did what joke was that well it's windy out right oh yeah he kept coming on last night did you hear the wind i felt in the house yeah he kept going on and on and on it's like this what are we gonna you know what that sound is the sound of money out the window No. It's the sound. It's the non-sound of pinball happenings in the pinball world. There's nothing going on. There's plenty going on here. You don't listen to pinball podcasts. No. Oh, my God. Good. We've got plenty over here, so that's okay. And our numbers are building as a result. There you go. Alternative programming, folks. Remember, we're the cable broadcaster. Cable nine. Cable channel nine. Yep, of podcasting. Okay. Dave's wife Maureen had a suggestion. In keeping with the holiday, we're going to do something called Turkey or Not. Gobble, gobble, gobble. Now, so I don't take slings and arrows from the whole pinball community. We're going to concentrate the top ten. I don't even know. The ten that I picked. Okay, that's better. The ten that I picked. Not the one on the line with the pin side and all that stuff. All Bally games. Okay. All of them. All right. All of them. Because if I went off the reservation, are you even allowed to say that anymore? You can say it here, George. Okay. I went off the reservation. Yay. Everybody would get mad at me. So we're going to do the biggest turkeys, according to me, in the Bally game back in the day. Because that's what we collect. Right. Okay. Are you saying the sevens? So you're going to tell me turkey or not. All right. Go ahead. I got ten of them. First one. Supersonic. That is a, that's not a turkey. No. Ooh, okay. Knight Rider. That's a turkey. Bobby Orr. Not a turkey. Now the first two I gave you, Supersonic and Knight Rider, I owned. And we've never done a show on. I got a Super Sonic No I know you do I'm going to talk about some of the duds we've done And I'm just wondering It's a B game Do we do those games even though we don't care Yeah we do right That's the next one Speakeasy Turkey Fireball Classic No not a turkey How about Mata Hari Not a turkey It's a meat and potato game How about Fireball 2? That's a turkey. Really? Yeah, that's a turkey. How come? It's just nothing there. I don't know. I just don't get that game. There's nothing. It doesn't grab me at all. So should we... You know I've been playing and I continue to play the Madhari game. So we're going to do an episode on that. I still have a stable of games at my house. Because I come here because of you being busy and whatever else. but you've got to come up. We're going to choose one of those games. So maybe we... Audience, you're letting me down, man. No correspondence. None. I think they're afraid. They're afraid of you, George. I think they are. You have nothing to fear. It's just a joke. It's just George. Right. Okay, we're at number seven. Jorge. We're at number eight. This is the one I had trouble with. Spectrum. Spectrum. Oh, boy. I would... I'm going to have Turkey. Turkey for that one. Why? I'll give you my reason. I had to think about it for a minute. Because it's based on a mastermind game that no one knows. There's no kickers on it. It's just like dud plastic panels. And it's just a stupid game. It's just a... I'll give a better explanation. Go ahead. Or a different one. Go ahead. I don't like thinking when I'm playing pinball. Yeah, it's not for me. I want it to be more reactionary and kind of maybe one or two chess moves ahead, not like 19. You know what? It's a precursor to the current ramp games. See, that's why you don't like it. A lot of thinking involved, not just reaction. It's a ramp game. I just opened that door for you. I knew you were going to say that. I knew it. Okay. Two more. Nine. Number nine. Tell them the game. Number nine. Mystic. Turkey. Why? Do you own one? I did own one for a while. I didn't ask that. And I sold it. Because this is on the list of games that we've never done. I don't know if we would ever come across one where we could do a show on it. I'm not into blatant occult crap on my pinball machine. You don't like that wandering. You don't like that eye thing. That eye thing all over the place. Okay. Last one. Then do it for me. Last one. Elektra. Turkey. Double turkey. Really? Yeah. Why? it's kind of there's a play field down below is all by itself and it's just there's a plastic thing it just it's ugly artwork for so many reasons I gotta shout out to Jack now I would play the game because I haven't played one in a long time like Buddy Jack you know the one who's lost all his games that's one of the ones that survived that's a shame but that's the one that's set up I'm sorry to hear that George but that's the one we play because it's in you know it's upstairs in his house the rest of the games are downstairs So that's the one we play all the time. And he doesn't even play that much. That's some sad pinball irony right there. Well, it's mostly when I'm there, it's like, hey, I don't get to play this game. Yeah, so why not? Right, right. Now, I can't give up low-hanging fruit. Future spot. We're not done. Okay. We're not done. You thought we were done. I thought we were done. No, we're not done. Okay. I want to give thanks to all the other podcasts out there that do the reviews of all the newer games that have been released in the last couple of years. I think they're going to thank you for their support. So I am dedicating this segment to you folks. Dave, I have a list of 10 modern games. Oh, all right. So we're going to play Turkey or Not. Sounds good to me. And we're going to start with one I already know the answer to. But I can't resist. Oh, no. Let's start with Halloween. Oh, big time turkey. It even has its own knife. Slicing and dicing. Legends of Valhalla. Turkey, turkey, turkey. Toy Story. Turk, big turkey. Big expensive turkey. Are there any non-turkeys on this list? Butterball turkey Guns and roses Not a turkey No that okay Wow Okay. How about Mandalorian? Turkey. You know the latest news, right? No. That they've all been tripping. Oh, come on. I don't. I don't. I don't. Okay, folks. Here we go. Here we go. Shameless plug. Yeah. we did a show on toppers more expensive than pinballs the toppers the new topper for mandalore three grand oh you're close come on two thousand dollars oh i definitely buy spend the money on that so folks if you want to hear that episode it's episode number 20 we did this a long time ago and it was based on we thought it was incredible back then a 750 star wars that was the ceiling back in December of 19. Did this thing spit out gold coins? I haven't seen it. I want to see it because I'm like I want to see what two grand buys you. I just think of every pinball I ever bought was under that price. Every single one. This goes to prove people have more money than cents. I don't blame Stern. Oh, why not? If you get suckers coming over they're going to buy that thing. So what happens if that thing breaks? Do they call you or do they send it back to Stern or do they cry? That's a good question. My topper's broken. What do I do? I don't know, George. That's a good one. Okay, so we only got that. I'd give it a shot. So sorry. I digress. I had to talk about that. I knew you would have an opinion. Here's one of your favorites. Teenage Ninja Turtles. It's kind of a turkey. Here's another one of your favorites. Guardians of the Galaxy. Big time turkey. choose your character what am I doing in this game ok so here's three I'm not sure of your position on number one Deadpool Deadpool I kind of like that game I'd say no turkey on that one you probably don't have as much time on it I don't I got a little time on it I play a little bit how about Iron Maiden I don't I don't really care for that game, so I'm leaning towards Turkey. Probably not a popular opinion on that one. I'm sure everybody loves that game, but I don't know. I just don't. I like it. I don't know why I like it. I don't care for the music. I don't know why I like it. I don't care for the music at all. Yeah, it's not bad. It's not a bad game. It's not one of my favorites, but it's not bad. Again, more cult crap on that game. I'm not a fan. Okay, so here we go. I'm going to build this one up. this game is becoming very popular among the elite pinball tournament players out there. I listened to a recent podcast where Carl D'Python Anghelo was talking about it. Tom Graff, who is also another podcaster, talked about it. This is the giveaway, Dave. Raymond Davidson is looking for you to do a show on. So number 10 is Rush. Oh, God. I don't know, George. I just don't know. I'll get you out of it. I'll get you out of it. Maureen's saying it's a roaster. Well, don't they have the chicken box? They do have a chicken box. So I guess it would be a turkey if you get the turkeys in there. You know, okay, well, I don't know. Is it a super chicken, Dave? You know, people happen to like the piece I put in the last podcast. How do you know they do? Because somebody told me they did. Okay. Oh, at least one. One. I don't get any other emails. There's probably ten more. Well, nobody called and said, hey, I don't like it. Wait until the next one. We've got more good stuff like that. Oh, great. So is it still for sale? it's for sale but not actively let me I'm not going to ask you this every but I had to on this one your best friend has the game so you can go over there and play it anytime you want anytime you want ok so there's a minefield there's a minefield there's a minefield I'm being polite believe it or not it's a nanfield boom anyway so you don't really need to own the game i don't need to own the game no okay i thought i did but now i don't so i i my plan is i'm going to take a you're letting gray davidson down you know that right he's hanging on like every word whether you mr pinball repair person really likes the game i highly doubt he's worth waiting with bated breath for me in my opinion i'm so excited in my opinion okay yeah there's uh you know there's a guy we probably talked before there's a guy that said all about the the modern games uh compared to the 90s games the modern games is like way too deep deep deep rule sets and Yeah, you've said that like 19 times. I'm going to say it again. And that's why. That's why in the QR code and your phone, it's tiring. I want to relax and play pinball. I don't want to be thinking about stuff. Okay, okay, okay. That's the problem. I see I'm doing it again, T. I'm just closing you off because I'm trying to move forward. But now I have to do the corrections of all the things that I moved you forward on. Yeah, see, let me go with my thing. I can just keep rolling, George. No. Well, you know. Audience? Anyway, you're not going to like this piece. Why did you cut the recording off that we're about to play? Was it because I was winning and doing so well on the game that you decided to push the button and just get rid of me and then record your little ending because it was much more favorable? Shh, quiet, George. No, it just, you know what, that is the way Bill Gates' Microsoft works. You know, things don't always go to plan. So it had a hiccup. Okay. Folks, without further ado, we're going to play El Toro. We recorded this a while back. It's actually pleasantly fun. Well, you'll hear about Dave and I. The commonality among this game for us is we both played it at the beach. Well, I played it. You looked at it. I looked at it, and I passed it by many times. I played it. So with that being said, let's get on with El Toro. Down in the basement. Yeah. All right. So, George, the latest restoration, or mini-restoration, is this wonderful one player from Valley, the famous El Toro. Or the Lonely Bull, as we call it, because no one played this game. I did. I did as a kid now why? because it was the only game there let's rewind hang on you sort of shamed me but in a good way we were going to do this remotely and Dave said you really should come and play this game didn't you tell me that you used to put dimes in this game as a kid and the more i looked at the game on ipdb the more i said i have to come play this game because it is part of my use plus i said you're not going to find a better one out there this thing i i restored it very nicely it's clean it plays well it's all new rubber new lights even put some leds in the thing too it's it's a it's a nice looking game but i say that every time but it's the truth I played this game at a place in Ortley Beach, New Jersey called Barnacle Bills for a dime. And I put a lot of dimes into it. Where did you play your game? Well, play it or look at it. I saw this game at a place called Seaview Playland in Harwich, Massachusetts, down Cape Cod as a kid. Vacationing down there. Wonderful arcade, miniature golf down there. and they had a bank of old ems and they had some other you know um games like sea witch and that kind of thing from early 80s late 70s and they had like a coaster a godly coaster which is also a snooze fest don't i like that game too oh really it was with the two rails yeah but they just know what's the point of those things when it's a dime a game in five balls you play it you keep you keep forgetting that piece it's a dime right it's a dime it's free it's a dime i get it i Well, it wasn't free. Well, pretty close. I remember this game being a dime as well. I told you in the last episode or the one before it that when 8 came out the Fonzie game it went to a quarter a play Where before that all games were either a dime per play or three for a quarter no i thought it was like a quarter get you two plays i mean captain fantastic maybe it did yeah a quarter for two went to a quarter a play real fast yeah i think it might not have been that game but it was pretty solid standing i think you might have got you got two plays like captain fantastic the mid 70s they started cutting the play out i remember it would go bang bang there was no more dime game i guess is what i'm getting now early 70s that's a dime game at the yeah and then this is a fairly rare game although during the early 70s this was built i guess in 72 this uh they only made 2 000 a little over 2 000 units but they were cranking games out left and right maybe not bally which this game is and that's kind of unique into itself this is kind of vintage we talked about it in one of our other episodes vampire around the same time I mean, Gottlieb wasn't known for having great EMs. Would that be correct? That would be correct. Compared to Gottlieb. They really didn't. They had a couple good ones. They had bow and arrow, like we talked about before. They had hocus pocus. We talked about that before. Wizard, not bad. In fact, if we're here still doing this show, as a special guest to our parents, there will be a wizard coming in here from Nantucket, being delivered here from... There once was a pinball. Never mind. It's a whole different. From Nantucket. And he took the pinball and. No, no, you can't do the rest. Went to the bucket. No, that's not it. No. But Jim Patla. It might have been compared to a chum bucket. Okay, could be. Jim Patla made this game. He did the design. And I'm looking. It's like, really, Jim Patla. What did he do? I mean, it's not really his best work. But I do see a trademark from him. all those lanes at the top there there's multiple one two three four five six seven lanes set with with all those white lane guides at the top he also did kiss all lane guides at the top of that uh and i think maybe he did he do supersonic no he didn't but all those lane guides on top of that lots of lanes to choose from you know stay in your lane you don't even stay in lane go multiple lanes i i think where this game falls down is no spinner well he's a No, it's not only that, but the artwork. It's very... Spanish. Traditional, I would say. It doesn't grab you. I mean, it depicts what it's supposed to, which is a bullfighter and a bull, but it's not a pretty game. I'm going to put... Would you say the same? My favorite part is the bullhead at the bottom that says El Toro. That's like the best part of the whole game. I don't like that. That's the worst part. That's the ugly part for me. I like the reds. I'm supposed to put some red LEDs under El Toro, so it's really punchy back there. I like some of the reds on there. It looks kind of cool. In fact, I'm going to modify this back. I'm going to alternate translate. It's going to be the Mexican Carl Weathers Girl as the back glass. It'll turn heads. The one cool thing about this game, it's got three mushroom bumpers, which I think are something that should come back at some point in time. they kind of did away with it and i don't know why you could probably comment from a technical standpoint well fireball classic had them right but i'm saying it came to a quick end they you know they had them on games and then after the early 70s never to be used again you know why well i'd say one of the reasons do you know underneath each one of these mushroom caps mushroom things here whatever they're called there's a rubber underneath one of those each one of those a rubber you know a rubber surround that it's a a real b to replace that you have to unhook a small e-clip at the bottom which probably went away which you can easily lose and a spring that comes out with another thing that usually goes sproing gone i have to be honest i never replaced them well i have a fireball classic i mean they work so you never replace and i haven't I've been under that game since I first got it. It always works. That's original rubber for like 40 years old rubber that's all cracked and nasty. But you wouldn't even know it. I'll have to go look. So if you put new rubber, though, it'll bounce nice against it. It'll bounce pretty nice. I'll have to go. I'll be honest. I don't. I haven't been under that game in years. Tread very carefully. Underneath is a little E-clip that holds each one of these things, these bumpers on there. So, yeah, those are going to go bye-bye. Then try to put them back on and the spring and the thing on there. The first thing is, look at the Eclipse, and then look in your parts box. Do I have one? And do I have at least one? Right. Because they normally end up on the floor, and then I find them, like, years later. Yeah. Not good. So, do you know what the nickname for this game, you know what it's called? Well, I called it El Snorro. You called it something else. Desert Rose. El Turdo? No, El Turdo. No, the Desert Rose. You know what Desert Rose is? uh rose that grows in the desert that's that's one answer but i bet you'd be wrong you're wrong on that one desert rose it came from uh when you go overseas especially like the iraq war that kind of thing get a bunch of guys over there killing stuff and whatever they're doing and being manly with the guns and whatever and very few lady soldiers over there so it is you might have one or two lady soldiers over there and by comparison even if she's ugly as sin she's gorgeous because otherwise you get a bunch of guys around you so she's the one and now all of a sudden she's really pretty because there's nothing to compare it to so that being the case this game here there's nothing it is the only game in a pub for miles around and it is the pinball machine guess what you're going to play it because if you want to play pinball you're going to play this game i played it and there were pinball machines all around well that's you though again okay okay they don't want to hear us talk why don't you allow me to start since you've probably already played the game it's a single player folks so i have to play a game and then dave has to play a game and we're probably only going to play one game unless i stink a roo but i don't think so on this game let me tell you what i did first in this game so i rebuilt the chime box as you will hear because the chime box was like just sounded horrible uh off tune and just muddy and so new grommets new grommets all the stuff polish the bars and by the way when you do the grommets in these all these ballet games you don't crank them down gorilla tight you do them just snug so you don't crush the freaking brass thing in the middle there because it'll sound like crap you gotta do it just tight and this was a rusty scupper there was so much this game was spent like last 20 years outdoors somewhere with rust and so forth and I had to de-rust a lot of crap in the game so much so that the credit union you know goes up to like 20 the credit union you put a dollar in you get 50 cents back the credit unit it was stuck on 5 it wouldn't go up or down so it's free play but it wasn't made to be free play because it's rusted stuck so I had to like put that in rust remover to free that up it's almost like the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz. A little callback there with a little oinky-dunky with a little oil thing on him. So I did all that. I also cleaned all the score reels, LEDs back in the back glass, some new flashes. I got a flasher with a bull that's going to attack him, and I got him a flasher on his cape so he can kind of attract the bull there. Back glass is gorgeous, too. It's perfect. No flaking or anything. And typically, reds back in this time frame will be flaking off the thing and being looking like junk and shorter, so the back glass is perfect. Even the play field's perfect. It's almost like no one played this game, George. Stop broughting it in! My tastes aren't like yours. It has 30,000 original plays on it. Oh, it's got a counter in it? The old DMs had all the counters. You can't reset them unless you unplug them. This actually, the early 70s games from Bally, they had this almost like a hood of a car. This thing comes up like a big giant that's glassed in the slide out. It lifts up and like almost with a little A-frame thing, it goes up, you're going to put up a play field, a little arm. There's two arms. So the glass and the play field are all attached? The glass comes up, and then the play field comes up, and they all kind of angle up. Oh, so you don't pull the glass out. No, you go like this. You go like this, and this comes up like this. Oh, look at that. How many games did they do that with? Early 70s ballets. Maybe, I don't know, a couple years they did it like this. That's pretty cool. And then these little armatures come up here and hold it up. Oh, there you go. I didn't know that. this thing comes up next the one thing they were touting in the but you can't change the glass the glass you cannot change this glass easy it's a little scratched it's a bitch to kind of get this glass in here and it doesn't take it's not normal size glass it's not standard of course not so that's a problem the one thing the brochure kept touting i don't know if you noticed this was the new enhanced coin door ah yes that's right it's a new enhanced so i guess this was the first game that used the new coin door or the coin door that most people are familiar with on valley ss games now that's a feature as a young child coming to the game wow it has a new coin door that's great and if you look at the picture in the brochure not only does it have a coin slot for quarters it has one for dimes as well as nickel nickels too yes wow so right we're really going back in time. Yeah. No such thing as a nickel game. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't play for a nickel. You'd put two nickels into equal dime playing. Right, but I'm saying it had a nickel. That's, anyway. Wow. Old school Too bad it didn make change for you too while it at it So with that said do you have anything else you want to talk about Because we should play a game I want to play a game Let get ready to rumble You can keep talking while I playing The flipper assemblies in this thing are unique to early 70s ballet. Oh, so they're not like a solid state? No. No, they're not even like the 75 and 76 ballet. This is like a whole different way of doing things. It's like the rod that goes in and out of there is thinner. It has a little Delron, a Teflon little thing in there that goes in and out. Good, bad, or otherwise? Not their best work, but I'd say it's better than the one they did in the early 80s. And not worth a conversion? Could you even do a conversion? Yeah, if this game was worth it. It was mine. It was mine. I liked it a lot. I would convert it to a mid-70s one. But as our audience has heard, this is going out back. It's going out, and I did put brand new parts in there from this generation to keep it generationally correct, and it plays well. But you'll see the difference when you play these flippers. It might play a little different, not quite as powerful as you would expect. Well, let's see if I can do something on this game. The one thing I noticed right away on the card was it's got four thresholds for replay. That's kind of unique, right? Right, almost solid states. Right, or three. Okay, so here we go. So the object of this game overall is let's spell El Toro as Dave alluded to. There are seven lanes up top. One is for the extra ball, but I don't know when that comes into effect. You've got to spell El Toro. Oh. Spell El Toro. Then you get an extra ball. And then what are you going to do next? Spell El Toro. Okay. Well, I got the L so far. I got the O. I don't know how I got the O. I got both O's. No. And that's a no. All one down the drain. 5,500 points. Yeah. Okay, let's see if I can get... 44,000 is what you want. Okay, let's get the E. Can I get the T? Oh, I got the T. Oh, that's a hard T to get. And all you need is the R. Okay, so I need the R. And he's... Oh, here we go. Middle lane and... Yeah, R. He's got an extra... Okay, so... to the special it over there and you're gonna get a free game out of that free dime for you and no oh how come it went off that goes off and on okay it's got that what do you call that water oh there's an extra ball it's got the waterfall on the right i like that Yeah, like a paragon waterfall. Right, but I thought by hitting the mushrooms it goes to 1,000 points. It doesn't look like any of them are lit. 1,000 lights the one. Oh, lights the one. You get 1,000 points and it lights number one. See? It lights them up over there. Right. To make them worth that. Okay. So right now you have number two. I thought I had hit them before. I guess not. So the big point to this game is getting all the mushroom caps and then going up that waterfall. I'm doing okay. We have lost the picture portion of our picture mission. but we will continue with the sound and uh yeah el toro a little glitch in the sound matrix but we're back and we're going to go for those three pop bumper or mushroom cap yellow things on el toro and go for that waterfall lane that's actually the best thing to go for in this game for points spelling el toro is not really the best thing to go for but uh you do get an extra ball or a special a lot of those. So let's try Dr. Dave's hand at a little bit of El Toro to follow up some of George's play. He just did. Let's see what we got here. Here we go. Ball one. El Toro. Rebuilt chimes and everything. Got the L, got the R. And out the left lane, as it is want to do. All two. L, R, and O. Down the L again. Already got that one. Now we get the R already. The pop-pumpers are now lit. All the pop-pumpers are lit. 100 points right now. Nice green and yellow pop-pumpers. I got the R. Now we get the O. All you need the E and the T for that and down the middle and after every ball you lose the waterfall bonus you lose the waterfall lights there so do that all over again so now we get the E and we just spelled El Toro even though I didn't even try to spell El Toro there it is so now extra balls at the top so you know what I'm going to go for the extra ball at the top up the top she goes and where she stops nobody knows no got the L there so now and special lit middle pub bumper that's maddening you almost get all the pub bumpers you lose the ball but the special and extra ball stays lit they go off and on every time you hit a 10 point rebound though right now special is on number 3 mushroom oh ball 4 out the window she goes ball 5 extra ball shot the skill shot extra ball right in the middle they can get that come on baby there it is Oh, just missed it. Got the E. Just missed the extra ball. There's a mushroom cap. And there's an extra ball. Yes, extra ball. Right there. Alright, we are saved with the extra ball. And two mushroom caps. Can we go for a third? Can we go with the waterfall lane? Let's see. Oh, three mushroom caps. We got all three. We got the trifecta. Now, we're going to hold the ball on the left flipper here. That is buzzing away. Shoot the waterfall lane. See if we can get it. Yes! Oh, I just nicked it. So close. I'll try it again. Yep. Mushroom cap. Mushroom cap again. And down the middle again. But there's an extra ball here. And actually, the extra ball is still lit. So this is the thing... Oh, I missed the extra ball. The extra ball is still lit always and often at this point, since El Toro does not reset. You can keep getting extra ball if you are good with your skill shot. And down the waterfall lane for 100 points apiece, not 1,000 points apiece. Going for the extra ball lane again. And it just went off. I hit a 10-point rebound. Off she goes. And, oh, there we go. Ah, flippers. Doing some fancy flipper work here. and out she goes well I'm going to be satisfied with a 3,000 oh sorry 32,480 and that was Dr. Dave's play on El Toro I want to wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving to all our podcast friends brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers even Uncle Bobby from Baston. I do a terrible, terrible Boston accent. It's shitty of Austin. Stay lit and tilted. I want to say happy Thanksgiving to everybody around the Thanksgiving table. Just remember to be thankful for all the blessings you got and all the friends, family around you. That was a good job. Yeah. This is a crappy job. It's crappy and it's boring. All right. Oh, yeah. Come on. I got random cultural tropes to love like apple pie and four days love. Mm, yeah. Got a six-pack cigarette baseball dog and Abraham 9-11 Lincoln law, baby. Yeah. And now I've been told I need to be a turkey Gobble, gobble, gobble Gobble, gobble Got a pregnant girl in a pickup truck I got one by choice and the other by luck. Now it's time to turn into a turkey. I hope there can be peace one day. Till then I pray my DNA gets backed up. When I turn into a turkey. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble. When I turn into a turkey. Who do you call when you want your pinball machine restored? Dr. Dave! Dave! Who? Dave! D-A-V-E! Yeah, Dave! Dave! Right. But George, you don't know what you're saying. You're under their control. This joker's not only stupid, he's a moron besides. I heard that. Thanks for the compliment.