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Day 1 of IRON MAN Battle Week!

Dead Flip·video·1h 42m·analyzed·Nov 11, 2014
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TL;DR

Dead Flip plays Iron Man all week; covers setup, rules, and challenging gameplay.

Summary

Dead Flip Pinball streams Day 1 of their Iron Man Battle Week, where hosts play Stern's 2010 Iron Man machine with guests Nicholas Chamble and Jack Danger. The stream covers machine setup (Papa Duke difficulty, ball save enabled for streaming), detailed rules explanations for major modes (Do or Die, Jericho, War Machine Multiball, Iron Monger), and gameplay with discussion of strategies, shot sequences, and the punishing difficulty of the game.

Key Claims

  • Iron Man is one of their hardest, most difficultly set up games in their collection

    high confidence · Hosts state 'Iron Man is one of our hardest, most difficultly set up The Games' and emphasize it as a 'punisher' that 'will destroy you if you do not make your shots'

  • Ball save default factory setting on Iron Man is 5 seconds

    high confidence · Host explicitly states 'The default is factory is five' when adjusting ball save settings

  • Playfield post configuration varies by tournament; some tournaments remove top/bottom posts entirely

    high confidence · Host notes 'I've been at tournaments where those posts aren't even there' and references Pinball Expo where 'the top and bottom [posts] were taken out'

  • Iron Man has minimal base scoring; major points come from modes and multiball

    high confidence · Hosts explain 'There's really not a lot of points on this game until you do one of these major features' and 'The points just come out of nowhere with bogeys'

  • Bowen Kerins has created a comprehensive tutorial on Iron Man rules

    medium confidence · Host references 'that Bowen does a big tutorial on' Iron Man, suggesting detailed rules content exists

  • Pinball Browser is a tool allowing custom modification of Stern pinball code (graphics, callouts, tilt warnings)

    medium confidence · Host describes using Pinball Browser to customize Iron Man code, including tilt warnings; notes modification voids warranty

  • The host purchased Iron Man after playing it at AIMWORKS in Schaumburg and being frustrated by its difficulty

    high confidence · Host states 'I was playing this in Schaumburg at AIMWORKS, and it pissed me off so much how hard this game was... And I was like, this is my next game'

Notable Quotes

  • “This game will destroy you if you do not make your shots. It's a punisher.”

    Dead Flip host@ 4:54 — Describes Iron Man's core design philosophy and difficulty

  • “There's kind of a whole argument about ball saves going on right now with certain developers.”

    Dead Flip host@ 3:03 — References broader industry debate about ball save mechanics and design philosophy

  • “The points just come out of nowhere with bogeys. If you get a longer jackpot, if you get multi-ball stacked together, if you get do or die, that's 50 million.”

    Nicholas Chamble or Jack Danger@ 9:24 — Illustrates Iron Man's scoring structure and high-value mode payouts

  • “This is a game of either high scores or very low scores. It's seriously 1 or 0 on this game. It's all or nothing.”

    Dead Flip host@ 24:59 — Characterizes Iron Man's binary outcome nature—no middle ground

  • “I was playing this in Schaumburg at AIMWORKS, and it pissed me off so much how hard this game was. I kept swiping my card over and over, like, again, fuck you, again, fuck you. And I was like, this is my next game.”

    Dead Flip host@ 35:28 — Explains motivation for owning Iron Man; shows how extreme difficulty drove purchase decision

Entities

Dead FliporganizationNicholas ChamblepersonJack DangerpersonBowen KerinspersonIron MangameStern PinballcompanyAIMWORKSorganizationPinball ExpoeventPinball BrowserproductPapa Dukeproduct

Signals

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    community_signal: Dead Flip running week-long Battle Week streaming series with guest players and community voting on game selection

    high · Stream title 'Day 1 of IRON MAN Battle Week' and hosts mentioning 'You guys voted' for Iron Man selection

  • ?

    community_signal: Debate ongoing within pinball community about ball save mechanics and design philosophy

    medium · Host states 'There's kind of a whole argument about ball saves going on right now with certain developers'

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Iron Man exemplifies punishing, difficulty-focused design with minimal base scoring and high-skill shot requirements

    high · Hosts repeatedly describe it as a 'punisher' that 'will destroy you if you do not make your shots' with minimal points until major features

  • ?

    technology_signal: Pinball Browser tool enables code customization at operator/owner level, including graphics, callouts, and tilt warnings

    medium · Host describes using Pinball Browser to modify Iron Man code, though notes 'it scared the crap out of me that I ruined it' and voids warranty

Transcript

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0:00
Alright. Audio. Alright. Okay. So I'll get into Twitch here, see what all the kids are saying about butts and stuff. You're being Twitch. Let's give it a minute, folks, or we're just setting this up.
0:56
It takes a little longer on Mondays because we've got to make sure everything's lined up. Nicholas Chamble. Yo, Iron Man. It looks awesome. It's going to look awesome. We moved it. When was the first time? Are we on? Yeah, we're live. When was the first time you moved Iron Man since I bought it? Yep.
1:21
And it looks good back here. I agree. So, check out the lighting real quick. Just tell me what you think.
1:35
Wait, how do I look? So good. Oh. Well. Yeah, you look so good. Cool. Alright, bud. The ball save. Let's do that before I greet anybody. No one wants me saying hi to them. We are, if you're here, I'll even put this on so you can see the So we set up our games pretty hard, pretty difficult. Iron Man, Colt Jack, thanks for coming. And we set them up pretty difficult because they're in an office.
2:21
Sometimes we'll just take a break during the day and play a game. We don't want it to last like half an hour or an hour. So we make them as difficult as possible for that reason and because we go to a lot of tournaments. Where they're usually set up pretty hard. They set them up as hard as possible because that reason too. They want the games to go fast. So anyway, Iron Man is one of our hardest, most difficultly set up games.
2:44
But for the live stream, we're just going to make one change. And that is... Putting the ball save on. Turning the ball save on. We turn the ball save on, all of our machines are off.
2:58
Yeah, when we can, we turn the ball saves off. It just makes the... There's kind of a whole argument about ball saves going on right now with certain developers. I can't do this and talk at the same time.
3:12
Standard adjustments. Looking for that ball save. It should say ball save time or something like that.
3:25
Ball save time, one second. One second. The default is factory is five. We'll leave it at five. We'll just set it to factory default. So one thing to keep in mind is, in general, no matter where you play or who you're watching play or if you're watching finals, every game is set up differently. Every game has also had these outlays. Oh, you read the posts up, yeah. So our posts, you can also take them out. I've been at tournaments where those posts aren't even there.
3:54
Also, another thing we do to make this harder is see these posts. I found you. I found you in my pocket. Come on.
4:02
See these posts on the top of the land with the fat rubbers. Yeah, like right there the one at Expo had the top and bottom Taken up. So if it was anywhere over there, that's a freaking flip rippling. It was gone It was just disappeared or maybe they had this one up but this one gone. Mark Sheridan. Thanks for coming buddy Yep, you guys voted and we're gonna get our ass kicked on Ironman. Whatever it was it was hard But that should make it a little easier. It's still pretty tough. Our outlays are set pretty high.
4:33
What are we going to do today, buddy? I think this is a black licorice. Good evening, pinheads. Welcome back to Deadfoot Pinball. You guys voted, and we are playing Stern's Iron Man, a pain-in-the-butt game from 2010. Pain-in-the-butt? It's a fun game. It's fun. It's a pain-in-the-butt. Why doesn't he like it? When we usually play with the extra ball or, I'm sorry, when we play with the ball save off, this game will destroy you if you do not make your shots. It's a punisher. It's a punisher. But that's a different comic book here. Right. That's a different movie franchise. Yep. But it's going to be fun. We're going to play this all week like we usually do. You pick a game and play it all week. Our guests are going to be very throughout the week, but tonight it's just Nick Campbell and Jack Danger. We're going to get frustrated for you. Why don't we turn the ball save on? It's still going to be frustrating. So there's kind of two main things to do on Iron Man. One is to fill up these marked circles or whatever to get to the main one. The other one is to collect all the people here. And if you do any one of these, if you collect all the people on one ball, you get to a super wizard mode called...
5:55
Do or Die. Do or Die, thank you. And what's the other one called? Jericho. Yeah, if you fill up all the marks here, you get to Jericho. To fill up a mark, you can either complete one of these guys, or you can collect a 2x or collect your war machine here. Or, what's the other way to get to Jericho? I think that's it. But you'll see us going for different things. And do or die here is, so all these characters have a different way of solidifying that mode. And you just have to play the mode out. Or actually, you just have to start the mode. You don't have to collect the super on it, right? That's right. You just have to get the mode. So for Iron Man, it's going to be these targets here. It actually spells I-R-O-N-M-A-N. That's what these red targets are. That's Iron Man. War Machine is collect all the drones, which are the like, Cug targets here. Collect enough drones, you light War Machine for Multiball. For Iron Monger, you go through the outsides, these purple targets. So you spell Monger up right here. Yep, spell Monger up, and then this, which is a little hard to see on the overhead camera, but there's actually a little toy. Yeah, there's a toy that pops up right here. Right here, that's Iron Monger guy.
7:02
He pops up out of the playfield, and then you have to bash him to actually start it. So you have to do a little bit more with Iron Monger. You have to start Iron Monger. Yeah, so he comes up, you gotta hit him enough times to spell monger again. That starts a multiball.
7:16
Then he comes back up again after you make another monger shot. You gotta knock him down again, and once you finally get him down, you have to nail a shot directly behind him, which is also the shot for Jericho, which is also the shot for do-or-die. Yep, and then you get a 3 mil, I think, for that jackpot. Whiplash was started here in this little circle area. You hit that enough times, they'll start whiplash and drones are collected. Oh the same way you collect start war machine as you hit these drone targets
7:47
People are seeing the audience a little low audio Hello Hello, hello All right, don't guys. I'm sorry to blow your ears out Here it goes nothing with audio. All right. I just raised it. I'm sorry if that completely demolishes your ear drones The only other thing you're going to see us go for that we haven't talked about are bogeys, and those are collected on the ramps. The two ramps, you'll see numbers 1, 2, 3, 4 in front of them. If you hit the ramps, it'll jump up, you'll get credit for that ramp, and it'll jump up to the next number. If you hit that ramp again, you're going to get that number. If you combo ramps, it'll be a 2x ramp shot. So you might see us try to combo ramps. If you do that, you'll see double whatever this number is. Or, yeah, all the way up. If you complete 400, you start drones, which means all the red arrows light up here. And each one of these shots, here, here, here, here, and here, all start your bogeys. Thank you. And bogeys can make you a lot of money in a hurry. So the last thing I'll say before we play is the points. There's really not a lot of points on this game until you do one of these major features. Just keeping the ball alive, digging around, missing stuff, hitting a couple things. We'll give you nothing. Never make two points. So you're going to see scores like two, three million. Yep. Where we may play just as long as we do on another game where we get 20 million. and the points just come out of nowhere with bogeys. If you get a longer jackpot, if you get multi-ball stacked together,
9:29
if you get do or die, what's that, 15 million? Do or die? No. It's 50. What's that little one? Jericho. If you start Jericho, you get what, 15? I can't recall. And do or die, if you complete do or die at 50 or if you start do or die? I think if you complete, do or die is just the shot. Like, you get through every one, then you have one chance to hit it. Oh, to hit it. Then you gotta hit it again. Sure. You've got two shots, I remember now. Okay. I don't know. That's my short Iron Man... Wrist-Pull Tutorial that I think Bowen does a big tutorial on. Yep. You can watch somebody that knows what they're doing. Always, always tutorials on these games with people that know exactly what they're doing. Uh...
10:10
Yeah, so Nick, what's your strategy going to be? Here's my strategy. You ready for this? I wanna hear it. Yo. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to plunge the ball, collect my skill shot, all right? And immediately I'm going to get my hands on the ball. Now, from there, what I like to do is get bogeys to the point where I need like one or two shots to start it. Got it. Okay. Then I start knocking down drones, and I get the drones to the point where War Machine is about to be a multi-ball, or when War Machine's flashing because multi-ball's ready. Got it. Then I hit whiplash enough times where he's glowing. Then the game just explodes. Because what you do is you shoot War Machine, you shoot Whiplash, and then... Do you have to start War Machine first? Okay, if you start... Well, I'll say, like, Rams, I think, are first. You've got to start Bokeys first. Start Bokeys first. And you have to start War Machine before Whiplash. Because if you start Whiplash, you can't bring War Machine in. But if you start War Machine, you can bring Whiplash in. So you're describing a perfect game right now. You're going to do that, then this, then this, and set all of them up. But in usual play, all I do is just shoot for the ramps. Okay. I just go for bogeys right out of the gate. So that used to be my strategy. What I have been doing recently, because Iron Monger will pop up no matter what on me, just I miss a shot, and then he's just up within four hits of the Monger. Can we have it on Easy Monger? He's on regular Monger. Okay. So he'll pop up after, I think it's pre-spelled with three letters, so one, two, three, or four hits, the ramp to the Orbitz, or the center shot. will raise longer. He just gets in my way on that strategy. So what I tend to do is kind of go for him first. Just to get the multiball out of the way. Just to get it done. Yeah.
11:55
And then I'll get through that multiball and then I'll kind of do what you said. Okay. Well, good luck to you. Good luck today. Let's do a two-out three and then we'll see what happens. All right. Sounds good.
12:06
Doc Hewlett, Doc Bacon, Dr. Stockweather, Colchak, Jaden, freaking Mark Sheridan, I Like Adams, Everybody, thanks for coming. You guys are great. Thanks for voting for this, I guess.
12:20
After playing a hot shot for a week, I was hoping for a little bit of an easier game, but this will do. So Ball Save's going to save me? Look at that. That's it. That's how short the Ball Save is. That's how short it should be. The light was already off.
12:33
I'm going to catch it this time. You don't. And I guess I could go for a rant, but... Air Assault Drone.
12:48
You can also backhand this left ramp here. Traditions here too. Not that I get it, but it is possible.
12:56
Spell Iron Man for fast scoring. Oh, oh, oh. Take the game, Dave. No, custom. There's a custom tilt warning in this game, which is me yelling at one of our fellow deadfoot members. One of the more tilty deadfoot members. Oh yes, oh yes. What is that program called? If you guys like customizing your pinball machines, especially your newer experience, the pinball browser, I believe it's called, You can crack open the code on your like Iron Man or Metallica or something and replace everything. If you want new graphics in there, if you want to change the freaking... the tilt warnings, the extra ball callouts, all that stuff, you can do whatever you want. I did this just as a test and I'll probably never dive into that again because it scared the crap out of me that I ruined it. Uh, so here we go. It's out of warranty. Now that it's out of warranty, it doesn't matter. Quick hint on Monger's Stray. If you hit each orbit in the center spinner, you start superpops, which in multi balls can be valuable as well. Each orb-er did? You see how it says light apocalypse? Alright, awesome. That looks nice for that. I like that. Have you ever changed the graphics? No, I have not bothered with that, because it was a little daunting to get it going at first. Alright, here we go. Alright! It's killer shit. Don't eat kids.
14:28
Big money. Oh, man. Not good. Ooh, almost a back. That didn't work. He's a complicated person.
14:43
All right. Brimps. You want to do some life camps? Oh, man. That's right. That was gross. Border game. And like everything, just like we started in port mode, the life of the robot is starting to get easier. There we go. Thank you for running. All the major shots are now completed. Half the area is now full. And there's the robot. And he's running. The major shots are now completed. Half an hour in. And there's no problem. I'm going to revive with him on here. Oh.
15:31
Oh, it's two. Two, two, two. Two clean. Okay. So, he probably just went around the corner. Oh, my God. I lost his logies, but that's a good score right there, buddy. Lost it. Alright, so I'm going to hold the screw here. I'm going to try to keep my mom here.
15:49
I'm not actually going to go for mom here, but... 200,000. Ooh, a little rough kick. Alright, here we go. Ramp it.
16:09
Right in there. Oh, there you go. I'm going to go for Ironmonger at this point. I only have one hit left. There's no ramps anymore.
16:26
Oh, Tom.com, that's true. I didn't think about that. You could just download pre-made stuff that people made on Kidfighter.
16:38
Solid gold. Alright, that was kind of a big shake there, so I'm just going to give it a little second. I got three more hits for Monger. Again, on camera, there's like a toy right here, a basket, that pops out of the play drawer with Jeff's name on it.
16:57
Whoa! Easy! Easy there, Monger! Ah! You got ripped off. One more. One more hill for it. Now you're one fast gap. You're not going to hit it first. Quick ornament. Get that order. Good, get that order. Break it back up. Oh. Oh, come on. Hit them. Come on. Hit them. Come on. Hit them. Whoa. One more. Come on. Hit them. Come on. Hit them. Oh, baby.
17:39
Live, baby. Here we go. Oh, no. No tilt. Oh, no. Whoopsie. Shards. That's dumb. Well, since the monger's up, I'm just going to start smacking him in the face. I'm going to let this breeze for a second. I didn't really move it that bad. I forgot I already had a word. Hey, it ain't no thing, son. No, man, I'm sorry. You don't touch. Hey, you want a numenow? Make you feel better? Yeah, I'll take a numenow. Yeah.
18:19
We got the, was it Paul Newman? We have the Paul Newman Oreo Rib-Ox. Air Catastrophe. We're on Iron Man.
18:44
Dead beers. Actually, I'm drinking Lagunitas currently. I have a half-baker, or no, Revolution Antedro. And here I'm both eating Numino's. When you can't afford Oreos, these are more expensive.
19:03
It is pretty good. Yeah, of course. We can pay more in the mail. That's not bad. It brings more skin to the pocket. What do I have to do? Try the water to the curb.
19:33
You freaking shit face. Here's where Jack lives, folks. Donate the kids. All right. Now that Monger's out of here, I'm going to go for bogeys. Get my skill shot.
19:54
And get these ramps going. Erica, why are you bringing your butt back in here? I don't know. I'm not sure if I can accomplish it. Whoa! No! Ah, dammit, you're right. I'm so angry already. Tell me, even though we have a ball state now, which is a treat, I think we'll get to a real fist fight. I think it is so. I mean, can you pump? And that's it folks. That's the way to do it. Grab your phone and um... How you gonna do it? You'll make the wife out of the game. You'll probably be able to. Alright. Just tell me when you're ready. Ready.
20:50
I went through this like a weirdo. Stop it. Alright. Let's move this one. Are you ready? Yeah. Is it good?
21:08
Thank you. Why is that sliding? Kick that leg out maybe? Alright. Ah, I'm confused! Alright. Good win boss. Thanks buddy. Terrible score. But that's fine. That's alright. That's fine. You blow it up or you lose or whatever. It's seriously 1 or 0 on this game. It's all or nothing. Good catch right there folks. 100,000. Shoot the nuts. Oh fuck. Let me make a close recap. Come on. The magician wants us to go over the mocks.
21:56
Oh, the mocks. The mocks are what get you Jericho. The mocks? Marks. And that bouncy shit, that went up and then leaned to the right. I don't believe that, though. It just did it. I think that's just you, though. So the marks, you get a mark any time you complete a hero or a good guy or a drawn character. So you can get a hero shield, collecting all the shields. Yep, all the shields do it, and I think also Bogie gives you one as well, I think. But if you get six of those within a game, you can get to... I think I can't remember. Jericho. So that's one kind of major goal. And then if you can collect all the characters within one ball, you can get do or die. And that's all I know. And they're called, they're M-A-R-K marks. Marks. He just said they were the British accent. The mock, when he's saying mock, he's talking about the ramps. Mock one, my two, my three, my four. That's what we are hitting the ramps, that's what he's saying, mock one. I don't know why I said that. He's trying to be fancy and British or something. Mock two.
23:13
Hit the drone target. War machine motion. Give me that ball bat. Oh, man. It's going to be another crap game. No, man. We got this. We're getting our feet together. Right there.
23:28
Flip sticks, huh? What's up, flip sticks? That was some flip sticks right there. What are you talking about, though? Look.
23:38
Oh, dude. That's thinner, though. All right. One more shot to the center or any spin. All right. We're bringing the monitor up.
23:48
Good stopping. Alright, let's just go for Mondays. Spell command for fast-forwarding. Come on, baby. Let's go, Mondays. Alright, you guys. Mo. Spell Mo. We're not authorized to shake the game, Dave. It is so good. Uh, Rock here, I think someone hired a bunch of friends to click Iron Man. Because there was a lot of votes for this. I'm excited. You're so bummed. I'm not bummed. Come on. Are you guys going to be on a Newark's turn again?
24:35
God, you can't even trust your drinking for a full drive on this thing. It's a tough one. I didn't! What? What do you mean?
24:46
That was good. So dirty! Right out. Alright. We could do better. As Nick has played before, and as I spit a little bit. Oh god, oh god, oh god. This is a game of either high scores or very low scores. Alright. Come on, here it is. Good. Nice catch. Two more hits. Nice catch. Two more hits.
25:15
Beautiful. See that's good with a quicker. I think it's good with a block too. You want to pull out a lead there Alright the monger back up and the monger over And the monger over
25:36
And now it's been a little while to say hi again. Oh, you're right. Does that mean you're real? Yeah, you're real.
25:47
I think you need to drop that foot a little bit. Um, alright. Alright. I just need to get my boat running.
26:03
That ain't going to do it. That's not a good one. Ooh, we've got the pocket on this way. 200,000. 600,000.
26:18
Oh, you've never seen a real big pokey chest. Well, there it goes. Take the pocket. No! No! No! It's not built, you know. It's not built! Grab the salt. Where it is. No! The bonus! The bonus! Grab the bonus! No! Alright, let's uh... We still have you a little, uh, fire thing. I've always had to do a safety seat so you drop the knife. Where's the, uh, what's that big white thing? Oh, it's back, behind there. Oh, it's behind the wall.
27:08
Alright. Is there a difference between the two of you? See, there's a difference between you two. Uh, you all got to leave the right side. Alright, I'll help you lift and roll. I don't need fingers. Wait, oh my finger! Yo, can I stay? What the frick? It's pretty great. Sorry, we're balancing the game a little bit, so lean into the right. Best out of 50 the way these games are going. Yeah, we'll be playing a lot. Uh, yeah. I have a feeling. Alright, um, I'll do this part if you make sure it goes in the rub or... Wait, what am I doing? Oh, we'll get it. In the rub, in the rub, in the rub, girl. See if I can get that in there. Ooh, bankers. You got a splitter? What's up? You know, I'm just like... Alright. Well, hold on, let's make sure we're all... I'm just gonna, I'm not gonna do anything but just catch it and try to find it. Yeah, we should be fine, we fine. Flip your top.
28:30
Yeah, we got this game set up pretty hard. Just for the stream, we gave ourselves an extra like two or three seconds on the ball save, but that's only enough to like plunge and maybe get it to save if it comes immediately down. Oh my god, are you guys safe? Shoot the spinners. Oh, there.
28:51
Yeah. Just that little courage. I'm going to grab a jazz drink. Is this an LED kit or custom? No, this is brushed out the box. No, this is LED. Oh, it is LED? This was on previous days. Oh, that's right. You didn't buy this out of the box. and was LED.
29:16
Not by me, I'm not a big aftermarket LED kind of guy. Sorry, just checking the bandwidth. I don't mind LEDs in their programming anyway, but the aftermarket LED stuff kind of gets in the way a little bit. So this is actually paid this way. But I actually don't mind it so bad on Iron Man. It's pretty good. The ultimate test is the magnet on Iron Man. On the monitor, if he doesn't do that, asshole. Kill power. Looks like my script is running a little slow on the name change there. Well, folks, the balance, the level is good. We're tied up. At one apiece, I'll go. Good luck. Good luck, sir. Catch there. And, uh... Boop it away. That's great. For, um, not that. Whiplash. For Werbler. I'm going to go straight for the monitor and see what we can get going there. I'm going to do a few stretches. Is there a way to change the strength of the magnets? I don't know that. Yeah, I guess I'm not too sure about that.
30:51
All right, three shots. I'm up on monitor. And we already got a hit. So I think this will be my strategy from now on. Just go get them out of the way.
31:05
We're going to have to battle them anyway. We might as well just give them some protection. A couple of microbeats. Now this could be just barely enough for the fish. That's the one. This could go down the drain, but you should at least have a chance with it.
31:30
Oh no. Oh, they all come back. So to bring the monger up, he has to hit one of those flashing purple monger shots in order to start beating him up again.
31:45
There it is. Whoa! Whoa, that had some spin on it. That had some spin. Alright, so spin shot, so I can get the shot at the jackpot.
31:56
I got two balls over here, I'm going to try to get one on the other flipper. Oh, he hit on the other one.
32:05
Let's do this. Go, Bo. So he's at mark two right now because he did all of his heals and he killed, or he completed a Monger. Joey!
32:24
All right. So now that Monger's gone, I'm going to go for the ramps. Donate to kids. Thanks, folks. Yeah, ramps. Actually the second monitor should be harder. I don't know why it's like that. Maybe it is a... I'm guessing.
32:40
But you know what? That doesn't make it easy for us. It's easy to get him up, but because he's got to in the way harder, he's going to need to do a bogey chase.
32:50
He does that. Yo, you're at four and a half already, my man. Oh, that was two points. Oh! Bumbled. Wow! I let it down just long enough for it to fall out. Well, that's a good ball one, my friend. Thanks, bud. Thanks, kid.
33:21
Please give me that back. All right. Mother friendship. All right. Same thing with over bogeys or maybe I'm close enough to one scene or whiplash I don't think the best report tells you
33:52
What you get five seconds baby from what I'm counting that down. All right. He's got two shots to start bogeys. One shot and then the next shot to start bogeys.
34:14
Bounce over. Up. Thanks, Rocknear. That was a good one, buddy. Good luck. Hippie. All right. It's time for a Nathan Rake show. Money!
34:34
My stomach hurts. You okay? I need a beer. I just need gunny bags of beer. To initiate bogey chase. Tactical assault, bro. We haven't played Iron Man and that gorgeous piece rocks at you like a hammer. You get down kind of, carving it. That is fun.
35:06
I didn't think I'd like that. See, I don't have an easy job, Rich. Okay. Why do you think they have a move too much? Jarvis, shut up. What? The, uh... I had a new thing. Come on, you goggles. They call me Beard Goggles. So, you can see this is a pretty tough game, but this is why I bought it. I was playing this in Schaumburg at AIMWORKS, and it pissed me off so much how hard this game was. I kept swiping my card over and over, like, again, fuck you, again, fuck you, again. And I was like, this is my next game. This is what I want to buy. We have to get the crap out of this machine. And still, you don't have a good game. But my rants are lit, I'm going to go to the zone and then maybe into a multiball. With the drones, the pierogies, whatever you call that. Pierogies.
36:02
I would have preferred that you lived. Maybe in the whiplash a couple times, kind of start that multiball. Drones. More drones. That was two drones, my friend. Yep. We could get that can of whiplash here. You totally can.
36:21
I come from a family of thieves. Oh my god. So war machine, or ramps, war machine, whiplash. Yeah, this is what Jack was talking about earlier. I have war machine lathe, I have whiplash lathe, and I have a ramp lathe. I probably won't do this, but what I want to do is start the bogeys on the ramp, start war machine, and then start whiplash. Correct.
36:47
If I do any three-disc, I'll still get it. We got a bogey! Yeah, bogey. And War Machine will also extend the time on his bogeys. War Machine, you're the best! I've got your bogey right there! War Machine, you're the best! One, two, three, complete! I'm going to go for that guy. I'm going to ignore War Machine. I want Holt's Ball during his bogeys. They're there with a lot of money.
37:17
Really nice things. One more. Oh, nobos. Nobos. Please leave. I'm extending my friend. Keep the bogeys rolling. Oh! This is great.
37:50
Well, now you can get one team with the bogeys. Oh God, you're right. Oh! Ah! Woo! Yeah! All right. Keep it rolling, son. Keep it rolling. Campbell is taking a home.
38:15
Brad says don't mess up. Brad's mad. Man, he is getting in the boat. No, he can't even work it against the handball. Really? Yep.
38:33
It's Lincoln's fault. Oh, hit it! That might have been a super jack. I think it's an atom bomb. Don't shoot! You're running out of time! Holy shoot! So the war machine, if it's blinking for the war machine, I think that if the shield's blinking, that's your 2x atom bomb. So that's this shield right here. That was a nasty ball, man. Thanks, buddy. Nasty ball. I'm starting this up. That's a win. So what do we do now? That's a win. Two and three. Ah. Yeah, we'll do that one. They go quick. Rocknear, welcome back. I will have another beer, please. You want a can? Hold on.
39:44
Never mind. Drinking beer. Holy crap, you freaking spanked me on that bar. Straight down the middle. That's easy. I'm going to go with the SDTM.
40:07
Sector 16. Drones, light, war machine, multi-ball. I'm going to go with the Air Force. I wonder if you have got it.
40:22
Buddy, you'll have it. Be careful. Be careful. Yeah, we gotta put the money in the house. Hard. There we go. Man, this game wants to just end my life.
40:44
End it, F it, all the letters. End my life. This is the latest thing. Uh, I'm here for fast scoring. Good, shake him out.
40:55
Oh! Also, hitting War Machine spots you a drone, which gets you closer to War Machine multiple times. Oh, right. Is there any countdown on the drones, or do you just have to keep track? Uh, it's eight, I believe. But there's no visible... Shit. Seven more drones. Shit! There's nothing on the goal right now. I'm going to go in. It's me. Oh. Alright, go ahead and take it, folks.
41:28
Like, I've got this game is all ball three. Oh, God. Let's go, Monjur. Oh, shit. Monjur. Nope. Ah! What am I doing? No! What are you doing? Run away! You can feel it. You can feel the drain. The bulb has this energy that starts releasing when it's ready to go out. It's like, I wanna... Get off of me. Alright, bulb. Don't go there. Wake up, laser. Oh my god. Jesus. Oh my god. Easy pass. Okay.
42:20
Alright. Oh, wow. She just said F-U-E-R. I'm not happy about that. All that filth going on. Oh, my goodness. Easy ones there, folks.
42:31
Alright, so... I'm going to go for that long here. Hard monger is the lead here. I completely agree. No, totally. Easy monger is the hardest monger. Because he keeps getting in the freaking way. Yeah, but we actually had it set up that way. We didn't like monitor, we didn't like the mode, so we just turned monitor to hard, but then we'd go to turnities. He just kept hopping up. And we'd go try to do our drone strategy. Or your bogey strategy. He wouldn't stay down. He just constantly kept coming back up. We had to move it back to factory settings so that when we go to bars and we play in other tournaments that we're used to the rules at least.
43:17
Alright, two more hits on the monitor. Wow, you couldn't have asked for a better shot. Alright, one more.
43:33
What's up, monitor? Ironmonger Mushyball. Oh no. What? How did he do that? Oh, that's from... Came from the outside. Thanks, old bullshit. Yeah, thanks, old... Alright, just hit, folks. Uno.
43:59
How did I do that? It doesn't look like we speak Spanish. Uno! Ironmonger hates Spanish. All right No, look see now he's back he's at zero so he's not normal settings now You have to respel him six times to get him back up Spell it. Which is what I don't want now. Now I want some rants I'm gonna actually go for whiplash
44:26
Oh Well done Piling over here Piling shot, whiplash, good! I got my drone going. Bogey. Dammit. 200,000. That's what we wanted to do. Yep, the old pop over. You can do it hard enough and catch it right here. Looks great. Feels great, smells great. 400,000. One more for both.
45:07
She is lit. Air assault drone. Oh, that's right. No. I lost it. It is out of control right now, guys.
45:27
First missile system to incorporate our proprietary repulsor technology. Okay, Iron Man's rolling, so I guess I can start some drones. Iron Man is the best scoring mode. We've got a vote! But everything's worth more money. No, God! No! And that's the ultimate what you don't want to happen to you, Kirk. I got third story! And bad story. I got everything! You got half a million votes. I got a thousand votes!
45:58
Don't go. Still beat me. I'm gonna start the car. Oh, oh. TBR. You mother... You're so happy. It's not to this game. Alright, I only need two marks left. I'm gonna go for them. I think I need War Machine and the Whiplash. Rocknear, the War Machine actually has a kickback inside of it where normally you would have one in the out lane to launch the ball back into play. It has one to launch it right at your frickin' flippers. Pretty fun. Yeah.
46:48
Should we go to... Oh, right. You can. Do an experiment. You start us off. Yeah. Winning, apparently. Oh man, getting my buttons down. Uh oh. Now I hate it. That's the unfair. Oh, that's a huge up. Too big. Yeah. I'm not sure what the number is.
47:29
100,000. Two duels for Scrooge Flory. Whoa. See it, though. He's a leader in your field. The Mark I is done. Set up Sector 16 when you do the overreact here. Sector 16?
47:50
Yagoff Jr.? Yeah the Jagoff shot is at 14. Yeah. And you go up somewhere around here, I never go for it, but you hit this shot up here somewhere and it fires down back at you. But it's kind of like that. It's the same mechanism. Yeah. Yeah, I got it. Oh, God.
48:14
You're an iron man. Pinball plays you. Ah! Yeah, I got it. Oh, fart. I thought you had that. I didn't do it. I think I just slipped.
48:26
Good ball. Shoot it, bro. All right. Here we go. I'll see you in a minute. Cheers, bro. Spell iron man for fast scoring.
48:39
I'm a go. Little eyes. I'm already getting the group off through. Meow. You didn't drown me. That was in the state car, huh? Oh, fuck. See, he's got him. Watch out, folks. He did a full flip back. He did like, oh, fuck. That's a matrix. It's like a Tommy's head dance floor.
49:09
I got a little splattery. You did, you did a little like... I think it's from a movie. Alright, Monger? What do you think? The raptor thing. Yeah, the raptor thing. The raptor part is going to play. Look at you! Ah! Monger killed the other one! It's a frappuccino. Oh crap, the key goes right! Please go down, sir. Oh. You're up for me.
49:47
Okay. I've got a micro-laker. Oh, God. It's so frustrating. Very frustrating. You fucking, I mean, don't make the kid. Oh, my God. Up and over. Randy, piece of crap. All right, folks.
50:18
Not looking good. Oh, my God. That is funny. Ball saved. Catch it. That's my favorite hostile. What's the dollar sign? Catch it. Oh, catch it. And where's the meat dress? Make sure to spawn to the Metallica musical board. You been working with me all the way Three more hits I think it worth going for now folks I don't want to be those... You're getting dicks me around, man.
51:11
One more hit. I've got it, I've got it, I've got it. That's probably the last thing you want. Ah! You're not the last one to face the game. You're doing push-ups, folks, huh? You can't see them, right? That's not enough. There's a chance, buddy. I just gotta get it monitored.
51:27
How you doing buddy? Looking pretty good. Did you see on the new one it has check lights up? Yeah, that's pretty great. It's so cool. Or maybe this one lights up, it's just the light's out. No, that's not translucent, that's just thicker.
51:46
Here we go! No skill stuff. Hello! Kenny Long. That'll be good. Anything longer than that is fine. Monitor, please. Anything longer than that is fine.
52:24
It took you long enough, D-Golf. Oh, no. All right, that's our shot of Jackpot.
53:01
We also have a chicken. Yeah, we do. Sorry about the camera up there. You probably won't get that all that often, so I'm not sure. There you go. I want to get more and then we can go. Oh wait, yeah. 100 pounds. Baby pounds. Oh God. I want to be taking it down to Bogey Town. No! Oh my God. No! Oh boy. This multi ball didn't work. Nothing. Nothing about the other multi ball. There you go. You get three or four more in one shot. And then you get to uh, there you go, five of them. You get something for like a million. Well, I get it. I get it anyway. There you go. La la la. La la la. Wait. What are you doing? La la la. Alright. What are you doing? Alright, let's go. . Are you kidding me? Mom? So once you got that third Ironman, you can get two more times. I'm playing. This blue here right there.
55:09
Oh no, it's late. Uh oh. There it is! That's hard. Hit it! Finish it off. Oh, now I get that. Yeah! Alright, 35 million. So 35 million if he gets it back. I gotta take it one more time. That's it. Ah! Two for God, which is all scores, two wins. Time to blow it up. So that's how you get the big store straight there.
55:54
So, everything's flat. All the jackpots and everything. That's how you put your name on the board. There's a pop-up for the jackpot. I think it's blown up on the floor.
56:10
I fucking hit the cabinet instead of the button. He's done it. Oh, no. Oh my god. We're tied, my man. Good job.
56:29
Titan Pinball, thanks for coming. That do or die, though. That was good. I got the Monger Sweeper. That do or die.
56:43
Big money. We just gotta figure out the old Jericho there. I find it's a lot easier to hit that spinner with the left blizzard. From there? Oh god, yeah. I think you're scoring even more points. We'll see if it stands. Spell Iron Man for fastest scoring. That was a good shake, folks. That was pretty good. That one's good. That one's good. You gotta stop. I'll do it. We're in the game.
57:29
Resources. Nice. Speed it up. Is it better to be feared or respected? I hope. That's good. How I run it, Tony? I'm trying to save a bunch of dudes. Hit it! Alright, you have like a great period of like half a second. Get it up there. A little lobby. I'm not going for that shit anymore. I don't even know anymore. I don't think so. Alright, here we go. Uh, yeah, I don't even know how to do that.
58:51
You're gonna be a monkey ball. Got it. Now! Tickety-tock. Here we go. And there's our Monty. Let him come out.
59:37
Oh, come on. Love each other. That's amazing. Everyone's making their way. Get it. I'm in.
60:01
Oh! Yo. That looks tough. I thought I'd be opening my phone too at the same time. Yeah, that was weird. That felt really nice. This shit... I think it was awesome. Yeah. Nice, man. Yeah. Chill. Alright, here's your speakers. Oh, they're still alive! Catch them! Every buddy takes his hand. Everybody take your chance.
60:38
Give your dance. Everybody get up. Alright, Bokker's back. So this is where I've seen the... You fucker. This is where I've seen the... Nevermind. I was playing next to Zach Sharp at a tournament. He was on Iron Man. He was on his fourth monger. I just watched him. I almost tilted a couple times as I do. So I'm just sitting there waiting for my tilt bot to stop. I'm watching him. He's just like, kyo, kyo, kyo, kyo, kyo. Knocks down a monger. Gets a super. Catches the ball. Doesn't get it. Gets like four in a row. What a champion. I'm going to grab another band. Um, I'll have another one. Alright folks, I guess it's both of these or multiple at this point. 200,000. Shoot the ramps in relation to the pokeypokes. Oh, my goodness. Bully, bully. Bleh. $300,000. She was a... Oh, God. Be careful, sir. Be careful there. Whoa. Yo, sir. Oh, God. Oh, God. No! Oh, I'm hungry. Get out of my life. First, you're going to have to incorporate our proprietary technology. All right, he's at mark three.
62:37
Oh. Boy, that's so nice. Yo, you know what that means. Two out of three. We're tied now. It's only ball 50. It's only ball two? Are you sure? I got E-billy, point pack, all one. What do you want?
62:58
Get your... Shoot the spinners to battle the iron man. I'll never shoot the spinners. 400,000. Oh, that would be good. No ding-dong.
63:14
300,000. By the way, that scares me. Get out of here. No ding-dong. 400,000. Asshole! Oh, go to the back.
63:26
We're going bogey. If you just want to hold me out, here we go. And that's it. You fucking fuck. Don't eat the kid. God damn it. We need to swear to God for this. Don't eat the fucking kid. For Iron Man, we're going to need to swear to God. You know what one of those podcasts said about us? They're like, they swear. They don't say the F word. But let me say something. Let me apologize. That's the only fucking swear that we say on this show.
64:02
I think it is. Maybe what he meant was they do say it. I'm sorry. I mean, I think we say poop a lot. We say poop, and I thought we said farts and flippin' and shit like that. I just said farts. Maybe that's why they thought, because every time I get loud, I'm like, farts!
64:17
And they think I'm, like, not saying fuck, but... Alright, so I at least have to get to 12 to have a chance. That means I'm going to go for bogeys and multiball. Oh, his bogeys are ready. Two more shots of syringe and he's good to go. He's good to go there. I don't know, whiplash I guess? That's a first one? That would be a thieves in the reaches. What the hell is that like? Oh no. I'm not feeling it. I think I am feeling it.
64:56
I'm not feeling it. 400,000. We got a boat. Alright, all it needs is a few boats. Because there are about a million. Tactical assault zone. All our leaders went black. They broke out. They broke out, they broke out. So I think he's better than me. I'm sorry, I think I broke out. I guess I'm slower than I thought I was going to be.
65:32
And he's got fast scoring going, and he's hitting spinners, and more whiplifts, and whiplifts, he's one more hit.
65:41
And he's super beefing, so... Oh, you might have a bonus. Oh, no. You got it on bonus. No, bonus is nothing. You lose it. Yeah, you have a ball. You lose that. Oh, yeah. I did.
65:58
Erica and a bunch of other people are going to Logan. Go. In an hour. Go. And I like drinking and playing pinball. Dude, I need it. Oh, I love it.
66:09
Hey, if you guys want to come play pinball, go to Logan, our kid. Why is that taking so long? I think I accidentally put a zero somewhere so instead of saying a second it's taking ten seconds. Um... Sparkweather, I'll put the beef in there soon. Put the beef in the butt? I'll put the beef in the butt for the morning. That'll be it. Bunk. That's a win, folks. The sharks will come. That's all they need is a little bit of a break. I'm really shocked. The sharks will come. That's all I needed. Beast of the Foot in the morning! Wait, so... I'm majoring. Are you majoring for me? Yeah, for Mark. I need one more majoring. Do you want to play this play? You want to do another two out of three? Yeah, we'll play... Tyrant, you know? Yeah. Alright. Let me get rid of my name. Alright, do the work. Where do I beast right now? I'm using it. Aww. I'm using it. All the natural technology. Alright, so Nick and I are tied. We're playing one last best two out of three, and that'll be the wiener for the day.
67:24
100,000. Shoot the ropes. Oh, that closing chance. Little bloody. There we go. Yep. Got that drone. Nailed that drone. That's what we need man. If we ever get emoticons, we need icons for beef and beef spangler so people can slam so we know when we're getting ready to tilt. Russ is going to need a bigger screen to watch this on because I'm reading y'all's chat from my iPhone. I'm not just over here Snapchatting sexy ladies.
68:10
I'm also breathing your check. Oh, that screwed me. All right, folks. Ball line monitors up. Let's go. No.
68:25
No. What color do you get when you hit a pinball really hard at a party? Pink.
68:45
Well, you're one hit away from your multiple. Monger than an asshole. Starkman, text me in like 20 minutes to set up the beef. The beef perthole. I can't think man, I'm over it. Start the beat protocol. Begin the beat protocol. Shoot the clean. Oh, that's perfect. Whoa. That was about the cleanest I've ever gone in. Man, that hurt my ears. I'm like, . 300,000. E-Protocol. 800,000. Oh, . Complete the drone target. Delete war machine motion. And then we're out. That's you and you're out. All right, so . That's really nice. real nice. Spangberg! I didn't mean to flip this thing!
70:11
Good morning! Beast protocol! Yo, stop winning. It wasn't that. That was an apple. Oh, there's another.
71:07
Good morning. They have two doors. And, MO! family of two kids. Uh, good ball one. Good ball one. Thanks, bud. Alright, I gotta get that monitor up. Get my skills. Get a monitor.
71:39
Oh! That's a bit of a beef protocol. I didn't even get the monitor up yet. Yeah. No! Why did I do that? All right, Stark, I want you to try two commands.
73:05
First we have the exclamation point beef. Careful, that's a beef! One danger. Then exclamation point, beef with an S on the end. Beef S? Careful, that's a beef spangberg! Two dangers. I get a full... what do you call it when you do a full, uh... When you tilt? When you tilt. Oh, what is that? I don't know. Tilt. Yeah, it's just a fucking tilt. Calm down.
73:43
You can't spam it too hard, so give it a second. It has like a countdown. I'm not sure how to change
73:50
Is that how you spell Spangberg? No, no Yeah, it is. F-T-A-N-G-B-E-G-B-E-G Start give it a second it'll work. Give it like 30 seconds. I think it's like B-E-R-G
74:12
Oh, Berg Welcome to the beach. Thank you. I guess it's down. Air assault drone. Ground assault drone. I'm trying to get these in the house. So, drone needs to be in the windpipe. Let's go.
74:36
Look at him. How many drums are in here? You! I almost threw it in my mouth. You fuser! Being protocol is not, is not a thing. What was it? I need everything. I need everything to win. Uh oh! No! Oh! Jump! Woo hoo! Woohoo! That's a win.
75:17
Wait, I won? Yeah! That was one out of two in our final. Starkman, try Beat Protocol again. Beat Protocol!
75:33
Nice. No! No! No! Okay. I've not played the Iron Mist of the Andes before. What's a good comparison game to it? It's a simple game as far as rules go. There's some modern games that have these bash elements. S.T.A.R.O.N. is similar where you have to collect all the different modes. to get through all the modes to get to the wizard sort of thing, but this isn't really a wizard mode, it's more of a wizard shot. Yeah, but... Unless there is something we're missing. This is like the beginning of Tron, where they set up the shots and then if you complete them all you get to a mode that doable for normal people that not like a crazy wizard mode There uh his game after this was Tron Yeah This is John Borg His game after that was Metallica I think, and then his game after Metallica was the recent one, which is The Wicked Dead. Yeah.
76:48
So, you know, Nick's bad with movies. Wait, is that a movie? Wicked Dead's a movie. Oh, yeah. Actually, it's also, Can I confess? Yeah. I'm in the middle of a season two of Waking. Yeah. How do you like it? It's pretty good.
77:05
All right, folks. It's on Netflix if anybody wants to watch something like that. Records per page. I don't understand this Nightbot bullshit, folks.
77:17
Okay, here we go. Second game of the tiebreaker. Jack's up one. I'm up one. That was not what was supposed to happen. He did X-Men too. He did X-Men? That was before that. What's that noise? I don't know. No, that was that noise. That was an electronic beast noise.
77:42
Oh! Slow-eyes! Oh, slow-eyes needs to be on too. Oh man, is there a... We need... I wish we could be partnered with Twitch just for emoticons alone. I don't care. What do we need for that? We need to have at least 500 people minimum watch this every single time we go live. There's not even 500 people that like pinball. That's like pinball. We can invoke the beef protocol. Let's see what happens. Invoking beef protocol. Chris LaFleur, the sweet overlays. Like this one? Here? This one right here? Look at this next to your ear right here. I don't know, is it right here? I can't tell. Oh, other side. This guy! Aw, little buddy. Aw, that's so cute. There's a terrible delay on it going away, though. Did you just coat it wrong somehow? I'm not only... No. I... I... Oh, I'm gonna fucking throw up. There was a...
78:54
a bit of a... technical difficulty. Sorry about that. No. I'm back. Alright, he's back folks. Uh... So he's got... You mean you're back. Okay.
79:07
No way. No way he's a fucking cheat. That's a big dust. What? You think? You think I'm a juker or something? What are you, a juker or something? 100,000. I also blame Apple scripts. It's like running really freaking slow.
79:48
I think I added a zero somewhere. There shouldn't be one. That was a B. Get them beats up. Oh, my. That was fire. That was a fast score. There we go. That was a good game.
80:07
Dude, I was like early 90s. No, I'm sorry. Like late 2000s. Oh, no. My girlfriend was listening to this trash earlier. What was the time? I'm 41 or something. Those are the guys you were listening to earlier? No, off the second. That's not garbage. I mean, it's pretty bad, but... My idea of speed is broken.
80:35
They're like, you like Jim Croce, Thursday, saves the day, probably some Creed's Clearwater Revival. I don't mind. I don't know.
80:49
I could do classic rock all day. I don't mind. Some of that punk rock stuff. But we all use it. Everybody in the office uses it. We got all the hip-hop. All the hip-hop. What do they call it? Stoner rap. Stoner rap?
81:09
It's a bunch of that I want to hear it, nonsense. Hey, guys. If you drink, you know the rules. You're a nice person. You know how crap rules are. The truth comes out.
81:31
I'm not a good guy at all. I'm late. Where are you at, Monty? No, I'll never do it. No, calm down.
82:04
One more! Alright, so, here's a little bit of, like, strategy. I know that he's only two shots away, so I really need to get, not just four million, I need to get, like, eight million, nine million, even get a ten. So, Jaden's saying just email them and they'll decide whether or not you're partnered, because he's known people with 21 viewers that have been partnered. I just want the remote account. Is it, what if you're Hanson? What if you're Hanson? What if you're the Van Hanson? What if you're Umbach? Right. We are, oh, for the fact, we were in Hanson. Well, Hanson, they needed, like, blonder, good-looking guys to be in Hanson. We are the original Hanson brothers. Yeah.
82:47
But they're like, not a... They're like, you guys are great, but brunette, eh. No one likes brunettes. The girls in the 90s weren't into it. They were bad. So we played all the music, of course. We were also, like, skinny and, like, you know, sort of just lanky. But we still looked really good. Yeah, we looked great. Yeah, that's for sure. Swear to me. Told me I look beautiful.
83:08
All right, folks. I'm going to get my monitor going. Ah, wrong way altogether. Nobody wants to. Deep protocol.
83:21
Oh, that's the second time I've done that. That's a win. Of all time? That's a win. Yay! However, Christmas is over. I'm sick of cake. I would say, I would say them all the time. I would say, today, you won.
83:38
Hippie. Swear to me. Yo, yo, them scores though. Oh, there you go. You got it. That was a blast, guys.
83:58
Get it. I think he says Toby for some reason. Toby! Is that a belly? You're really milking it, Toby. I'm going to give you the meat. I guess it's our kids' own. We broke up. It's time to get the cover off.
84:32
Cut. Want to play one more? Yeah, one more. One more game. Let's start. Here's what I'm going to do. Tomorrow, Nick's going to describe what he's doing, and I'm going to talk over him. Go for it, buddy.
84:49
He's going to bring up on me. Tomorrow, I'll have the bugs work out of the overlay. I'm not waiting. Ten side dates instead of one. All right, Monger, you and your buddy. Let's go, jerk. Forever... You and me, Monger. Let's go. I'm sorry, sir. Wait, hold on. Let me see. I think I fixed it. I did not. Man, what is up with that? Okay, it's like, go, go, go, slip, slip. It takes like 10 seconds to slip the frickin' slip on, while you're just frickin' slippin' it. There it is. Oh. Guys, I couldn't catch the top of anything. It's the only Iron Man for fast scoring. How's it smell in the body right now? Yeah, give me the ball. Want to? Yeah we're going to Kanesha Harvey Field. If you want to meet us there. Come on by. Foo!
86:07
Yeah! Yeah, look! 400,000. Sing it, soft rock. But now, now... Oh! We're in front of the recognize. Alright, Manjaro's up. Everybody's got the Manjaro. Oh! Everybody gets a Manjaro. Oh, I got Rowdy. Manjaro. Guess I'll just do the titles by hand like a freaking Neanderthal. I used to do that like three or four years ago. Three or four years ago? Terrible. What is wrong with my coat? Whoa! I tried to decide if it was safer to save my beer or my phone.
87:15
And I guess the beer was more important. In that scenario. Oh! Uh, I think that's it. Oh, folks. Woo!
87:33
Alright, Mondry's gone. Time to ramp it. I'm sorry sir, but you have two... Sir, you better not be still playing that frickin' clicker hero shit, man. I mean, I am, but... It's cause I'm stupid. You want to play a game that has no meaning whatsoever? Clicker Heroes. Is that what clicked that last one? A video game? It's only clicked that one. Dude, I shouldn't have invented that. You did invent that! You just had to put a fucking guy holding a sword. That's fine. So like the more you click it, the more your friend... What if it's the only skill that clicks away from your friend if you played that one? Oh, that's right. You were talking about that. We're gonna sit here all day and they like set up reeks till a yeah. Oh
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Let's just all the shield all the money got all this deal wait Okay, that's the magnet went off I don't know what to do. I'm going to go for a ramp thing. I don't know.
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I don't know what to do. Be careful, though, you will tilt, son.
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Two hundred dollars. I don't think I've ever played Send Me to Heaven, unless that's like some gross make-out game that I've never played. Yo, you ever play to send me to heaven?
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Is that just like, go stand in the corner? While people throw shit at you? Try to break your phone? Yo, that's rad.
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Come on! You got a car! I'm getting a little hand cramp. That was the third one. All right. That's how you get a defeat, buddy.
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My extra ball is late. Wait. My extra ball is late. I don't know how you even get an extra ball out of it. We have our extra ball off on game today. I don't even think you can get it. All right.
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With that in mind, I come to the conclusion that we should start bringing line. Are we going to go a little bit or a little bit? That's a great question. I'll answer that in just a moment. Extra ball! Look at that. Extra ball! I've never seen that animation in my life. I don't know how to even get it. Like, you're not doing anything for me. I'm still talking. I'm playing baseball. All right! All right! All right! You haven't done anything special. I'm saying like, we've gotten to a guy and not had an extra ball set up. It's not like, you're a good deal.
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This thing has like, a little... There's something a little cocky about it. I'm going to raise the bat. Can you push down on the front here? Push down on the front.
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Pushing down. Isn't that undoing what you're trying to do? Sorry folks, that was disgusting. Can I get a beef protocol? Dude, you just make all the stupidest macro you want with that. I want to play with it tomorrow. Is it Logan Arcade? Hold on, I'll answer that in just a second. Alright, let's play a little more. Okay, we're going to play one more different game.
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We're going to play a little bit for you folks. We'll go in just a second. So I'm being told, getting a broken arcade in the house, you and Nate want to ball some more.
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That was Erica DeMarco. Oh, yeah. Stop, engage beef protocol. Oh! Oh, my God. Oh, God. He threw that at you.
92:56
Engage beef protocol. Oh, shit. The services are no longer required. Who is that? Uh, that's Jeff Bridges inside of the Monger suit. He's the Monger. Now, you would think if they had all the technology to build this outfit, they could have better microphones.
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But that makes him sound tougher. Well, you know, the same with Darth Vader. Oh, wait, he had a reason he was better than that, right? He had, um, he had a... He had asthma. And he had asthma. He had sphincter. Because he was part robot. Oh, he was dead. Right. He was dabbed.
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Oh. Yeah. That's... Yeah, right. Wow. That joke really worked. That went somewhere. Wow, that... You just ruined the whole movie. Matt, you'll never watch Star Wars.
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I just... He was dead. He was dead the whole time. Wow, that's a funny shower show. All right.
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Starkman, we're going to Logan Arcade, Logan Hardware. At the corner of Milwaukee... Oh no. At the corner of Fun, where the fun begins! Wait. Uh, that would be Fullerton and Western is where we're headed. We had a flea market in Michigan called Disney World. I forgot the road, but it leads to where the road ends and the fun begins. Aww. I thought that was a good one. Oh! Can you hit him like that? He can hit me like that. Oh. Oh, Robbie! Oh, Robbie's a robot! He makes travel on direct and then pairs He looks bad the whole time. Be careful, or we will tilt. All right, here we go. There's the multiple.
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Lift! You know who I've been seeing in the pattern while I was Super Panda? I think it's Liz. I think it's floating. Oh, I hit it! Oh, you're a such an arm! Such an arm. You're so rare! It's Florida Bay. Set! Take the drone targets for War Machine. You're winning!
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Ha! Hey, can I get you guys out there for homework? How about some homework? I want you guys to go on the YouTube and type insomniac with Dave Attell, okay? And I want you to watch a few episodes of that.
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Then, tomorrow, I want you to report back and tell me what you thought of it, alright? It was a show from the early 2000s, like, 99 to, like, 2003. Good show, good show. Then, I want you to also look up a show called Three Sheets with Zane Lamprey. A little later. Watch that. Watch a few episodes. Tomorrow, report back. Because we're working on something, and we need to know if that sort of shit is the shit that you shits like to watch.
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So, that's the stuff you guys like. Donate to kids, by the way. Tomorrow! Tomorrow! Oh yeah, I'm writing my motor-coil to wait for it.
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Every kind of kid loves a ponderhead. Tradition, yes, that show was, uh, shit. So good. Burn it, burn it, burn it, burn it, Toby.
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You've been fired, Toby. Oh, God. Because of Toby Maguire. Oh, Toby did it? Oh, you... Wait. Yeah, he fucking hit it.
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That was so dumb. Yo, that was... Ow. Oh, good job. No, I hit it with my leg. Oh, my God. You kicked it? I was getting into a shot and I kicked the whole thing.
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Oh, wow. That was brutal. Oh, God. Don't drink, folks. Donate to kids. You know what's funny? You can buy these toys at Walmart.
98:27
Yeah. Yeah, you know, Spring for a while there started putting some Toys R Us shit in their games. People weren't digging it. Recently they've been finally making custom stuff like the bell. Like Sparky. Yeah. Like a lot of, in the last couple years they started building custom stuff. Like even Tron, look at Tron. There's nothing new in Tron. There's an arcade cabinet. That's the only toy in Tron. Yeah, that's true. There's a motorcycle in the back. On the, uh, but it's a toy. There's like, it's not even prominent. Prominent? Prominent.
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Prominent. Don't excuse me. I gotta go. Alright, let's get this. It was a very permanent toy on the back of the car.
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Oh, God. That was a fire time. We're fast as fuck. It was very permanent. Wait! No. Pre-eminent. I'm an idiot. All right, drones.
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I mean, bogeys. David Teller can do anything. But what's great about that show was it was just David Tell being a drunk idiot in different cities.
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And if you watch Three Sheets, that's sort of the exact same thing. Yeah, it's like a nicer version of the sun. Yeah, like a cleaner version of the sun. Like a hipster version of the sun. Yep, there you go. Hipster and sun.
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And I have the body piece. Monger wants up. Don't do it! No mongers! Keep the cash. But the piece, I don't know if you have it, so put the piece. Yeah, slow the video down. Let me see like a bad ripple in my face.
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No power. You need to use the power of your sword. You have to. I'm a sword agent. Other than that, you could spare his arm. All right. Get out of here. Folks! Hold on. Boop!
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That made sense. Oh, yo, that worked. Thanks for coming. This concludes the first day of the Iron Man Battle. Is this it? We're done. This is it. We're done. If you're in Chicago and you've got time to kill, you want a drink, Go to Logan Arcade, which was previously Logan Hardware, at Western in Fullerton. They have a lot of pins. They have the only Killer Queen cabinet in Chicago. How special that would be to partner with. They also have one at another place somewhere. I don't care about that other place. I don't know where it is, but anyway, it has Killer Queen. They have Killer Queen. And pinballs and beers.
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And it's close to my house-ish. Oh, we can go to your house? Yeah, let's go party in my house. Aw. He's got Beastie Boys in his basement. Yo, I got Beastie Boys. I got, like, laundry detergent wiped all over the walls so when you turn a black light on, it should get spooky. Oh, you got a laundry chute? Laundry chute. We can all ride in the laundry chute. It's fun. If you're, like, this big, you can ride in the laundry chute. It's fun.
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All right, guys. Thanks for coming. Anything else to add there, buddy? See you tomorrow. Bye. Bye, Internet. Wait. No. Wait, what'd I get? Second place? You got second here. Oh, God, that's dirty. To win, you gotta get... I don't even know who that is.