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The JBS Show is LIVE. Special Call In Show LIVE at Eureka Heights!

JBS Live·video·analyzed·Jul 17, 2026
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TL;DR

JBS hosts live Transformers gameplay stream with calls, P3 impressions, and pinball community banter.

Summary

Jamie Burchell and John Spates host a live JBS Show stream from Eureka Heights arcade in Houston, playing Transformers pinball machine and attempting the 'One Shall Fall' mode. The hosts take phone calls from viewers, discuss the P3 modular pinball platform, mention an upcoming Sonic arrival, and plan future streams including a collaborative stream with Retro Ralph.

Key Claims

  • Someone created a mod for Transformers to change/fix the Optimus target behavior

    medium confidence · Jamie mentions 'someone actually just made a mod for that by the way' regarding Optimus mechanic issues

  • Transformers code needs adjustment to the score screen display timing after draining

    medium confidence · Jamie notes the screen takes too long to show score after drain, saying 'Elizabeth will fix it'

  • Sonic (Arcade Edition) is arriving at Eureka Heights but was delayed to Monday

    high confidence · Jamie states: 'we were going to stream Sonic tonight, but it's not coming till Monday'

  • P3 module requires extended play (30+ times) before players begin appreciating it

    medium confidence · Jamie explains his P3 philosophy: 'if you play it like 30 times... you'll start falling in love with it'

  • Wolf from chat prefers Transformers over Sonic after playing both

    medium confidence · Wolf caller states: 'I actually chose this over Sonic, man' regarding Transformers

  • JBS Show plans to do live streams every 2-3 weeks on Fridays at Eureka Heights

    high confidence · Jamie announces: 'we're going to do this every two to three weeks on a Friday'

  • A collaborative stream with Retro Ralph is planned for approximately 45 minutes during this broadcast

    high confidence · Jamie: 'we're going to do something special... about 45 minutes from now'

  • Roundtable podcast going live Thursday night at 8 PM Central Time

    high confidence · Jamie confirms: 'We're definitely going live on the round table this Thursday night at 8:00 p.m. Central time'

Notable Quotes

  • “If you don't like the P3, I'm going to be this is completely and utterly honest with you... If you don't like the flipper feel, I don't like it, it's not pinball... you're not going to like this machine. But if you love P3, you're going to love this machine. It's like it's a must buy module for you.”

    Jamie Burchell @ ~25:00 — Clear statement on P3 platform appeal and target audience; indicates strong divisiveness in community opinion

  • “I actually chose this over Sonic, man. Really? Well, you know, we're I'm a huge fan. So, I mean, I love the Transformers, but and I love Sonic, but you know, I saw this game and the more I watched people play it and the more I I played the pro version, I was like, 'Oh, this is actually not a bad game.'”

    Wolf (caller) @ ~45:00 — Direct comparison of two major recent Stern releases; indicates growing appreciation for Transformers

  • “I'm not a paid shill, guys. I got no money. I literally made nothing.”

    Jamie Burchell @ ~22:00 — Defensive posture regarding P3 commentary; indicates potential community skepticism about influencer endorsements

  • “Be honest. How hard is it to be a Yankee fan in Houston? Brutal. I'd rather live in Boston and wear the hat than here. I get more abuse here.”

    Jamie Burchell @ ~1:16:00 — Personal aside; humanizes the host but not directly pinball-related

Entities

Jamie BurchellpersonJohn SpatespersonRetro RalphpersonWolfpersonEureka HeightsvenueTransformersgameSonicgameP3productStern Pinball

Signals

  • ?

    product_concern: Transformers has UI/UX issues: score display screen takes too long to show results after drain; Optimus target behavior problematic

    high · Jamie: 'it takes too long to show you your score. That's that annoys me' and 'One, forget Optimus. It's not happening'

  • ?

    design_innovation: Community members are already creating mods for Transformers, specifically addressing Optimus target behavior

    medium · Jamie notes 'someone actually just made a mod for that by the way' regarding Optimus; mentions Stumbler as part of modding community

  • ?

    content_signal: JBS Show establishing regular Friday live streaming format at Eureka Heights arcade, every 2-3 weeks with collaborative content

    high · Jamie announces commitment to 'do this every two to three weeks on a Friday' and planned Ralph collaboration

  • ?

    venue_signal: Eureka Heights arcade expanding pinball offerings with Sonic arrival; becoming production/streaming hub for JBS Show

    high · Jamie: 'we're getting a Sonic' and plans for next stream to feature Sonic Arcade Edition

  • $

    market_signal: Player preference data point: Wolf (experienced player) chose Transformers Pro over Sonic after extended evaluation, suggesting gameplay depth advantage

    medium · Wolf: 'I actually chose this over Sonic... I was like, Oh, this is actually not a bad game'

  • ?

Transcript

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2:19
All right. How's that? There's a little echo.
2:26
Can you hear me? Let's make sure they can hear us. I can deal with this little echo. It's not so bad.
2:32
It's not terrible. It's not great. Let's just see if they have an audio if they can hear. Trash can ninja, let us know. And then we're going to play and uh we're going to play Transformers and then we've got this little thing that we're going to do with Ralph and it's going to be a lot of fun. I am assuming that uh much better. Thank you, Wolf. Bueno, nailed it. Let's go.
2:58
All right.
2:59
Okay. Uh starting over. Welcome to our stream. Welcome to Eureka Heights. I'm Jamie Burchil. John Spates and we're going to do this every two to three weeks on a Friday. We're going to close this joint out and play a game. And tonight we're up against Ralph. Now, I'm okay with this, ladies and gentlemen, because I think what we're going to do is a joint little Ralph Jamie stream. Hang in for about 45 minutes. Uh, I can hear you. Terrible. You're such an amateur. I am told.
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community_signal: P3 platform has polarized community reception; extended play (30+ sessions) needed to convert skeptics; flipper feel remains contentious

high · Jamie's detailed explanation: 'If you don't like the flipper feel... you're not going to like this machine. But if you love P3, you're going to love this machine'

  • ?

    product_launch: Sonic Pinball Arcade Edition delivery delayed from Friday to Monday at Eureka Heights

    high · Jamie: 'we were going to stream Sonic tonight, but it's not coming till Monday'

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Transformers features stacking mechanics (Island/Golden Lagoon/Scream Frenzy modes) that players are still discovering; difficulty variance noted

    medium · Jamie discussing mode stacking strategies and acknowledging 'I don't really know if I'm good enough to be truthful with you'

    • 3:30
    Shake it off. Shake that off. So, that's what we're going to do. Uh, so about 45 minutes from now, hang out. It doesn't matter what stream you watch, me or Ralph. We're going to do something special. But in the interim, okay, in the interim, let's show you what we're doing here tonight, ladies and gentlemen. We're going to play a little Transformers and for about 45 minutes, we're going to try to get to one, what is it? One shall fall.
    3:58
    One shall fall.
    3:59
    That's our goal. We just want to do one shall fall. All right. Uh, hey, thanks for $2 stringer. Oh, yeah. I did go I did get a colonoscopy today if you follow me on Facebook. And things went well, John.
    4:14
    Great. I'm so happy here.
    4:16
    It went really well. Hold on. Hold on. We'll go.
    4:18
    Things went well.
    4:19
    That's great.
    4:20
    Uh, no pop-ups, no nothing, guys.
    4:23
    Two thumbs up.
    4:25
    Okay. Wearing the best hat in the world. You're damn right I am. All right. So, we're going to start this out and then about 15 m 10 minutes, we're going to take a few calls
    4:35
    from some friends. Sure.
    4:37
    And see how that works. And it's just going to be a debacle tonight.
    4:40
    Yes.
    4:41
    All right, John. Are you ready? Let's put some credits on this puppy.
    4:45
    Let's do that. We are uh going to try to get to one shall pass.
    4:49
    One shall fall.
    4:50
    One shall fall. It's one shall fall. Not one shall pass.
    4:53
    One shall pass.
    4:54
    One shall pass.
    4:55
    Okay, you guys ready? My Ellie just showed up today. All right.
    4:59
    One shall fall.
    5:00
    One shall fall.
    5:01
    One shall fall.
    5:03
    Okay.
    5:04
    Complete two modes.
    5:05
    The move here is this. You put your
    5:08
    Again, I'm going to keep stressing this. If you have an Apple Watch, get the JBS show in there.
    5:14
    All right. Short. You know the thing. Short plunge. But this shot through here is worth the most points.
    5:20
    The low purple. The low shot.
    5:22
    The one that says combination part. Yep. Got. Okay.
    5:26
    So, that's the hardest. But enough talk.
    5:32
    I missed it totally.
    5:33
    Yeah, you did. As demonstrated.
    5:38
    All right, we're going to start modes.
    5:42
    Doesn't matter which one, right?
    5:44
    No, that was a nice little move.
    5:46
    Oops.
    5:49
    Okay,
    5:49
    here we go.
    5:50
    We'll just start a mode. I don't need to lock a ball. What mode am I in? Solar needle.
    5:54
    I don't really care. But you'll start like prime target, I think. Or one of
    5:58
    Oh, I will start one of those.
    6:00
    See, let's go.
    6:01
    There you go. Prime target.
    6:02
    I don't mind prime target.
    6:04
    Three pretty good shots.
    6:07
    I might lock a ball if it happens.
    6:10
    As we begin this episode of
    6:12
    All right, so we're doing one shot fall. So, you got to do two modes. You just have to play two modes. Uh-oh. Little buck issue there. There it comes.
    6:18
    Don't have to necessarily
    6:19
    I'm going for this little shot right there.
    6:23
    All right. All right. Well, I lock the ball. Shake that off.
    6:28
    That's going to happen.
    6:29
    All right. This shot though, John. Right.
    6:31
    That's tough, right?
    6:38
    Oh,
    6:39
    what were we talking about? This Grimlock guy, too.
    6:42
    That's the uh left. You've hit them both, I think.
    6:46
    I'm going to try one more here, and then if not, I'm going to go hit Optimus. All right, I'm going to go hit Optimus.
    6:57
    Okay,
    6:58
    because this is not working. Oh, you son of a [ __ ] See, they changed the code there. Did you notice?
    7:03
    I No, I did not notice
    7:05
    because this would be locking balls.
    7:07
    Okay, well, you're in this mode. Shoot some red shots.
    7:09
    I'm [ __ ] trying. [laughter]
    7:12
    All right, I built something.
    7:13
    There we go. Right, ramp. Let's go. No, let's try this. Uh, you got this Dinobot thing lit over here on the left, right? SOS. I think that's going to be something. Here we go. Boom. Right ramp.
    7:24
    Oh, I couldn't.
    7:26
    All right. Well, uh
    7:27
    All right. The little Valk.
    7:31
    All right. I got to find I got to hit this dude. I got to hit Optimus.
    7:36
    Okay.
    7:38
    Two.
    7:41
    Optimus.
    7:42
    Not this time.
    7:45
    Mission failed. We lost that mission.
    7:49
    Oo. All right, that's a mystery. How's chat doing? Let's go, coach. They like coaching dude.
    7:55
    I'm not being a very positive coach right now.
    7:57
    You're being a good coach. You're being a good coach. We're going to have to coach better later.
    8:01
    Play [laughter] better.
    8:03
    Okay. What are you doing here? You going to try to start another mode?
    8:06
    Oh, that's a good idea. I should start another mode.
    8:08
    You go right up in the middle right now. You'll start.
    8:10
    Oh, I missed it.
    8:13
    But you don't care which mode you start.
    8:15
    I don't care.
    8:15
    Okay.
    8:18
    If the They don't matter.
    8:20
    Chat knows of a good mode that I should start to earn some good points.
    8:26
    Ah, that's trouble.
    8:27
    I would like to know them.
    8:29
    [ __ ] off. [laughter]
    8:32
    All right, shake that off. Shake that off. I got one mode done, though,
    8:37
    right?
    8:38
    Good start. Good start.
    8:39
    Okay, I'm going to stand right here. I'm still in the shot.
    8:44
    Okay, here we go.
    8:45
    I'm still in the shot, ladies and gentlemen. You got to log in. I got to log in.
    8:51
    Not a terrible ball one. Like I'm not
    8:53
    You're fine
    8:54
    terribly disappointed in it.
    8:55
    You're fine.
    8:56
    Didn't hit what I wanted to.
    8:59
    Oh, too much.
    9:03
    Okay. Moes, right? That's what I'm doing here.
    9:04
    Yeah.
    9:05
    Starting modes.
    9:09
    Hey, Wolf, tell me what the Yankee score is later against the Dodgers. All right. Come on.
    9:20
    There it is. Good save.
    9:21
    Oh, no.
    9:22
    I like that bounce out. Woo. Mercy.
    9:25
    All right. You can go up the middle. All right. You kicked me. That's good.
    9:28
    Sorry. I'm a kicker.
    9:30
    That's a good sign.
    9:31
    I am definitely going to Oh, golly.
    9:33
    Ball save. Ball save.
    9:34
    Okay. Okay.
    9:34
    Let's shake that off.
    9:36
    I'm glad I didn't shake that [laughter] off.
    9:39
    Darn. That was almost a
    9:46
    darn. Okay.
    9:47
    How do you fix how do you do that? Like how would the pros do that when it's looping?
    9:52
    Go left and pull left. Like I don't have that in my arsenal.
    9:56
    They would do better than I just did.
    9:58
    All right. Wolf. Thank you, brother. Uh my son usually texts me, but he knows I'm streaming, so I don't he doesn't want to bother me. But I need the Yankee score. [music] All right. We're going for that middle shot. John, that's too hard. Middle shot. Yeah, that's not going to get it.
    10:14
    Oh, okay.
    10:21
    Okay, that's uh Golden Lagoon.
    10:26
    There you go. Well done. Well done.
    10:28
    Oh, you should have had that one. Oh,
    10:31
    with those pesky drop targets over there.
    10:33
    Oh, okay. You're okay.
    10:37
    Here we go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
    10:38
    Let's just slow it down. Take orbit. Right orbit. Right orbit. Oh,
    10:48
    right up the middle. Let's go. That was nice. That was pretty.
    10:55
    A. Okay.
    10:59
    Almost right here. Yeah.
    11:00
    All right.
    11:04
    Oh, that's a good shot. The middle.
    11:05
    Very nice. Very nice. Oh, that was good. That was a good one.
    11:09
    All right. It's a spinner bonus.
    11:11
    Yeah.
    11:11
    I want to hit Optimus.
    11:14
    Okay. What? Uh just for just for the fun of it.
    11:17
    Well, cuz then I can lock a ball. There it is. Okay.
    11:20
    And I got to hit that. All right. Ball safe. Shake that [ __ ] off. Don't
    11:23
    worry. I've got you.
    11:27
    Uh-oh.
    11:29
    Okay, that's good. Yeah. Well done.
    11:36
    Ah, that's trouble. I don't know what the timer's for.
    11:45
    Hey, that was so much. That was You're out of time in that mode.
    11:48
    Just don't do it.
    11:49
    Oh, rolled right over.
    11:52
    Well, [laughter] a professional would not do that
    11:55
    cuz you know what I was doing? I'm I'm bouncing and I got to shake.
    11:58
    Got to do it sharper. You're not doing it sharp enough.
    12:00
    [ __ ]
    12:01
    Needs to be sharp.
    12:02
    Sharp.
    12:02
    Sharp.
    12:03
    All right, we got to practice. You're like rolling it around.
    12:05
    Got to practice.
    12:06
    And I need to spill my beer. Dodgers up 21 mid seven right now. God, Wolfie, do we need uh judge back or what?
    12:16
    I mean, second best record in AL without judgy but
    12:20
    so the middle one, eh?
    12:23
    Yeah, let's hit that middle one. Oh, that's worth 5 mil and an 8second ball save. That's fantastic.
    12:34
    We're getting mad. Okay. I want to start a mode, right?
    12:39
    Start a mode. If only somebody had
    12:42
    matter which one. Does anybody know would be a good mode to start? Nobody. All right.
    12:47
    Well, you going to go for solar, which is a pain in the ass.
    12:50
    We'll do that one.
    12:52
    Oh, it's microbots.
    12:53
    Microbots. Shoot any shot to light drop targets. Then shoot
    12:58
    and then shoot three lit drop targets for the final blow. All right.
    13:01
    Do I energize? I'm going to energize. I'm going to go ahead and do it. Make it easy.
    13:05
    All right. You're energizing.
    13:06
    Not not going for the cowboy rust.
    13:13
    All right. You got to hit a shot.
    13:14
    I know. I do. This is not [laughter] looking good. Whoa. Nelly.
    13:18
    Oh, there you go. Middle drop target.
    13:23
    Ah, come on.
    13:25
    That's okay.
    13:27
    Oh, mercy. That was not good. That's when micro flipping or comes
    13:33
    the space bridge to
    13:34
    Oh, that's not it either.
    13:35
    That's not it.
    13:36
    That's not it. Come on down here, buddy.
    13:37
    I wonder if you can.
    13:38
    Come on down here.
    13:39
    Oh, I did it again.
    13:41
    I did it a second time.
    13:43
    I think you're in trouble there.
    13:45
    It's not good.
    13:45
    To be continued.
    13:47
    Yeah.
    13:47
    All right, Chad.
    13:48
    That's not good. I went the easy mode and I still didn't get it done.
    13:51
    Cannon action. One shot fall. Here we go. Odd. Right. I can do one shot fall now because
    13:56
    you can. I got two modes.
    13:59
    Look at the I don't know if that's what that orange arrow is talking about.
    14:03
    Come on back.
    14:09
    Oh. Oh, that was a good one. That was a good one. Good one.
    14:16
    All right. Mission accomplished. Game one.
    14:18
    This is not that hard.
    14:19
    What are we going to do now?
    14:20
    We got to hit two burble shots and red avoid shots.
    14:26
    Red. Swing shot is no longer lit or something.
    14:30
    Okay, one shot fall. Two purple shots. Avoid the reds.
    14:33
    Um, is there a
    14:36
    Here he comes. Oh, this has been a disaster.
    14:45
    That's a good one. That's one. That's good. That's probably another good one there. Uh, I think that was a good one. Oh,
    14:52
    don't worry about that. I don't need that yet. Oh, I don't need that. All right, that's fine. Let's go there. these left shots in a hard lap. You know, you need to be a little more. You need to learn that shot anyway to get the Dinobot Dinobot things.
    15:11
    Ah, I lost one.
    15:13
    Yeah.
    15:15
    Oh, there you go. There you go. Good. Oh, good shot there on the left. Oh, darn. [music] Okay, I'm having a tough time talking, but you play it. I'm watching [screaming] you.
    15:36
    Ah, you son of a music.
    15:38
    I do hear some really good music.
    15:40
    I'm hearing what sounds like 80s ' 80s hair metal.
    15:44
    John, what did I just do?
    15:46
    I don't know. You're uh you're at 23 million. Shoot Megatron before the hurry up expires.
    15:51
    I'm not even paying attention to you. Shoot the Megatron. What are you doing? Come on, coach. Put me in.
    15:58
    Put me in, coach.
    15:59
    Come on. You got all those balls. [laughter] Jesus. Get it in there.
    16:04
    I got to go.
    16:04
    Come on.
    16:05
    What I have to hit the middle,
    16:06
    right? No. The Megatron. The Megatron. Oh, you're going to Oh, you know what? It was like so many millions. It was just whittling away. It's now shitty now. It's hardly worth your time. [laughter]
    16:18
    It's terrible. It's embarrassing.
    16:21
    It might have been. [laughter] Oh, six mill.
    16:26
    I saw it at 25. It could have been higher, though. I don't know. [laughter]
    16:32
    I got a one shot stand of a [ __ ]
    16:34
    You did it. You did the things.
    16:36
    All right. Let's do a motive multiball.
    16:38
    Thanks, guys. Great.
    16:40
    We're [laughter] done. That was all we wanted to do. Go to Ralph. Go watch Ralph. [laughter]
    16:49
    Go watch Ralph. Uh anyway, if you're watching and you have my phone number and feel like calling me, call me. All right. I'm I'm willing to take some calls
    16:58
    right now. We already [laughter] did one.
    17:02
    Okay. Okay. [laughter]
    17:06
    Let's go. All right.
    17:08
    I can't get this shot.
    17:09
    So, what are you going to do now? What's your next goal? You know what you need to do for the for the viewers? What you need to do is work on Dinobots only.
    17:17
    Okay. You need to shoot that flashing light right there or shoot it. Yeah, there you go. That was pretty good. Now you need to shoot.
    17:24
    I need to hit the orange.
    17:25
    Hit that orange arrow. So that's what you need to hit right now. Try get control.
    17:29
    This is a tough little shot. This dino finisher.
    17:32
    Come on. That was definitely
    17:34
    too late. Bounce it over. Here it comes.
    17:35
    Well done. Well done. Oh, okay. That's okay. Okay.
    17:38
    All right. Good save there.
    17:41
    Here we go.
    17:43
    Oh, man. You got to
    17:44
    I got it.
    17:45
    Oh, I don't know. Well, you got I guess don't do it.
    17:49
    Oh no. Oh man, that was a good attempt. That was a good That was a much better attempt.
    17:54
    [ __ ]
    17:56
    Great ball, man.
    17:57
    All right, that was fun. One shot ball.
    17:58
    That was a good one. That was really good.
    18:01
    Someone published his phone number on the screen. No, not yet.
    18:06
    Well done.
    18:07
    All right, we got one shot all
    18:12
    one hour from now. So, at 9:00, we're going to join doing something fun.
    18:17
    12.
    18:19
    All right, let's get one shelf fall, Johnny.
    18:21
    I'll try that.
    18:22
    I'll try that.
    18:24
    Uh, I do want to do some Dinobot things though as well. We'll do that later.
    18:29
    How about the next stream we try to dinobot the hell out of it? Yeah,
    18:33
    the next boss since we already did one shell fall.
    18:36
    Well, you didn't do one shell fall.
    18:38
    Exactly. Oh, I don't know what that means.
    18:45
    That gave you a lock ball right there. So, now you locked ball one. Now you got to hit Optimus again
    18:52
    to do what? To
    18:52
    to lock to light lock.
    18:55
    Okay. Oh,
    18:56
    you're going yellow.
    18:57
    What am I doing right now? Is that my phone?
    18:59
    That's mine.
    19:00
    John Dejardan.
    19:01
    Okay. Oh, John Dejardan.
    19:03
    Hey, John.
    19:04
    Hey, what's up, man?
    19:05
    Can you hear me?
    19:06
    Oh, I can.
    19:07
    Can you hear John?
    19:09
    I can.
    19:10
    Hey, buddy. Hey buddy, how are you?
    19:13
    Good man. I feel like I'm taller 10 on the radio show. What do I win?
    19:17
    You don't win anything, John. You win nothing. You get to call talking to us and watch us some good pinball.
    19:24
    I mean I mean I mean I'm talking to the man. I mean Mr. BS himself.
    19:29
    Jamie Burchil. It's really the J Jamie [ __ ] show is where it really came from.
    19:35
    But you're Mr. You're Mr. BS to me, man.
    19:38
    Thanks, bud. Oh, John shaking the [ __ ] out of this.
    19:42
    Hey, man. Thank Thanks for what y'all are doing, man. Especially you, John.
    19:46
    I drive around town everywhere I go, man. I see your [ __ ] pinball machines. That's awesome.
    19:51
    Oh, that's great, dude.
    19:53
    Thank you, man.
    19:54
    Yes, for sure.
    19:55
    Appreciate you.
    19:56
    Yeah, man. I wanted to give both of y'all that shout out, man. Bring bringing pinball to the forefront here.
    20:01
    Bringing pinball to the masses.
    20:03
    That's so cool.
    20:04
    Yeah, man. I Hey, man. I got a question for both of y'all, man.
    20:07
    Okay. What? What's What's your first pinball memory? [laughter]
    20:11
    Oh man, that's funny.
    20:13
    That's funny. Somebody else.
    20:15
    Get out of here. [laughter]
    20:16
    Am I kicking them off? My My favorite pinball memory.
    20:20
    First pinball memory. first.
    20:21
    Oh, my first pinball memory is uh honestly I went with him John to uh Game Preserve North
    20:31
    and I was just coming with my buddy Ryan Ingram and all we were going to do is just watch a pinball tournament live
    20:38
    and uh he paid for me and uh I played the pinball tournament. My first machine was World Cup soccer and I just that was a fell in love with.
    20:47
    Okay. What about you, John? My my first memory is uh playing in San Mall. There was a place I think it was called Chances and uh start I I learned I keep trying and what I learned there was that my flipper buttons would control the light on those in lanes at the top. So whatever era of game that was that I was playing.
    21:06
    Uh that's what I remember about it, but I don't really remember the game. So
    21:10
    Oh yeah. I mean I'm old. My first one is like the little convenience store around the corner got a pinball machine.
    21:17
    Do you know which one it was? I don't remember. But you know, like back in Texas, we would go steal the bottles from our parents.
    21:24
    Oh, you got to hit this right ramp
    21:26
    cuz you get rebates. So since you got rebates, we would take the money from the rebates and the bottles and go play pinball and just hang out at the freaking convenience store.
    21:36
    Those are the best, dude. Those are the best.
    21:39
    Oh, I mean, and then it turned into like, let's go to an arcade and then I was able to roll Defender over to a million. These are my friends that came. These are my friends. Come on. Come on. Get over here.
    21:52
    Good to see you.
    21:53
    All right. Hey, so I got one more question for you, guys.
    21:57
    All right, guys. The countdown's on. Let's take a fly by night adventure and spend the evening in the limelight.
    22:03
    He wants to go to
    22:05
    We follow the Hold on. Let me get through this [ __ ] We follow the spirit of radio. Get closer to the heart and make some memories that have us wishing time still standing still. Don't leave me in the twilight time. It's time to roll the bones and enjoy the big money. Um, and celebrate under the red baretta of concert lights.
    22:24
    Oh my gosh.
    22:24
    Whether you're a free will believer or a subdivision survivor, this is one mission you won't want to miss.
    22:30
    Fantastic.
    22:31
    Fantastic.
    22:32
    So, are y'all in it?
    22:35
    I mean, how could I say no to that, right? You know,
    22:38
    now we're going to go see Rush with him in San Antonio.
    22:42
    Yeah. September I don't know. I'll figure September 25th.
    22:47
    Yeah.
    22:47
    All right. We're in.
    22:47
    Well, I need I need to check.
    22:49
    We need to check the calendar.
    22:50
    But yeah,
    22:50
    but probably is. So,
    22:53
    all right.
    22:54
    All right, brother. Thanks for calling. Appreciate you.
    22:56
    Oh, man. I I enjoyed it. Keep keep on spreading the word both of y'all, man. Good to talk to you. God bless you. You as well. Cheers.
    23:02
    Thanks, [music] John.
    23:03
    All right.
    23:04
    All right. There we go. Yankees on 21 in the seven. Okay, that worked out. The phone
    23:10
    phone worked great. I could hear him clearly. He He could hear us, I guess. Sounded great. Normal conversation.
    23:15
    All right. What are we doing here?
    23:17
    Gosh. What do you want? I mean, I really feel like you could do the Dinobot thing. Let's do Dinobot,
    23:22
    you know. And you need to um I think that's what I would do.
    23:26
    You want to do Dinobot?
    23:27
    I think so.
    23:29
    You want to take calls from the crowd?
    23:31
    That's That's up to you. That's up to you.
    23:33
    Do you want to get drunk and crazy?
    23:35
    I don't care.
    23:36
    Let's do it.
    23:37
    Do whatever you want to do. I might need another beer.
    23:39
    Here's what we're doing.
    23:39
    I might need another beer. Uh, so
    23:42
    go get another beer.
    23:43
    Yeah. And then we'll
    23:44
    Are you getting another beer
    23:45
    in a minute? In a minute. I mean, I'm moderating myself
    23:47
    cuz I might get one of those pink lemonades.
    23:49
    I'm moderating myself. Yep.
    23:51
    They have these pink lemonades. They're delicious. They're delicious. All right. Um, yeah. Let's put the phone number up.
    24:02
    That is You're just asking for it.
    24:04
    I know I'm asking for it.
    24:06
    Absolutely. I know I'm asking for it. Just so you know,
    24:09
    you're inviting this chaos,
    24:11
    okay? I know there's some kids out there that just want to call a show and prank me. I get it. I can handle it.
    24:18
    I can handle it. If anyone wants to call, feel free to call.
    24:23
    And I will pull up the Google Voice number and get ready. Okay.
    24:30
    If you don't want to call, no worries. We're going to work on Dinobot, which means that you have to hit these two
    24:37
    targets.
    24:38
    Yeah.
    24:39
    And then hit the shot. And then what though?
    24:41
    I don't know. I think we haven't gotten there.
    24:42
    Maybe the right I don't know. Maybe the right ramp to kick it off.
    24:46
    Okay.
    24:46
    We'll figure it out.
    24:47
    Not getting any calls. No one wants Dang. I don't know you were streaming tonight. I'd have come out. Oh, that's all right. How's it going? It's going good. It's going good. Let's play. And if somebody calls in the interim,
    24:59
    you answer it and talk. I'll answer and talk to him.
    25:02
    Okay.
    25:03
    Okay. All right. We're doing Dinobot.
    25:05
    We're going to do Dinobot.
    25:06
    Figure out.
    25:06
    Am I going first again?
    25:08
    I'll go first. I'll go first. But then we have to deal with all that. Just forget it. I'll go.
    25:13
    Does It doesn't matter.
    25:14
    This is a tough little skill set. I'm still going for the super skill shot. Here it is.
    25:18
    Okay. That's good.
    25:21
    It didn't give it to me though, John.
    25:22
    You didn't hit it. I mean, that's, you know, makes perfect [laughter] sense. It didn't give it to you.
    25:28
    All right. Let's go. Dinobot, right?
    25:31
    Okay, that's pretty good. You need to hit the little side targets, though. Okay, that was uh Oh, do you get both of them? Yeah, you did. You got both of them. All right, let's go.
    25:39
    Let's see what it does. Right,
    25:40
    let's go. Let's go. Little little bit further out on the
    25:44
    All right, while I'm doing that, I'm going to do that when I'm on that flipper.
    25:47
    Okay.
    25:50
    Oh, you son of a [ __ ] Yep. Yep.
    25:54
    Son of a [ __ ]
    25:55
    Mhm. We want the pinball news, says Trash Cat Ninja.
    26:02
    Pinball news. You've got that.
    26:04
    Spill the beans on P3. That's right, man.
    26:06
    I Oh,
    26:06
    I can do that while you're doing it.
    26:08
    Sure.
    26:09
    All right. I went to see it. I did. I really did. I went to see the P3 module. Let me talk to you about P3 first while John is trying to get Dino because this is really all we want to do right now is this Dino guy. We want to see what's going on. is um if you don't like the P3, I'm going to be this is completely and utterly honest with you. Okay?
    26:36
    If you don't like the P3, you're not going to like this. If you say to yourself, I don't like the flipper feel. I don't like it. It's not pinball. Whatever the [ __ ] that you say, you're not going to like this machine. You got a ball safe.
    26:50
    But if you love P3, you're going to love this machine. It's like it's a must buy module for you.
    26:58
    It it you're going to have to get it.
    27:00
    Um but what I say about P3 is if you play it like
    27:06
    30 times. I know that's crazy. You know, you'll start [music] falling in love with it. You just you just do. I'm not a paid sill, guys. I got no money. I I literally made nothing.
    27:20
    See if you can make this shot right here.
    27:22
    I can't make it. All right, 2 million here.
    27:27
    Ah, I can get it next time.
    27:29
    Here it is.
    27:32
    I keep hitting Optimus for God's sake. All right, what am I doing here? Bumblebee complete for double scoring. I'm going to go up the middle.
    27:52
    That's okay. this. I'm going to try to start a mode and then screw around with my Bumble
    27:59
    with your Dinobot.
    28:00
    With my Dinobot.
    28:01
    Start a mode in the in the inter.
    28:07
    Oh, that was that's okay.
    28:10
    You know, but I wasted that ball save.
    28:12
    Well, I mean, it saved your ball, so there's that. Okay,
    28:15
    now you're in a mode.
    28:18
    Drain right out the old middle drain.
    28:23
    That was piss.
    28:24
    You know what? I'm better.
    28:25
    Solar needle for you.
    28:26
    No solar needle. I don't dislike
    28:30
    connecting.
    28:31
    Uhoh.
    28:32
    All right, let's take a call.
    28:33
    Uh-oh. You got a call coming in.
    28:35
    Open up.
    28:36
    Hey, you're on the air with Jamie and John.
    28:38
    Press one. I got to press one. Press two.
    28:41
    What's annoying? Hey, you're on the air with Jamie and John. How are you?
    28:47
    Hey, Jam. It's Wolf.
    28:49
    Hey, Wolf.
    28:50
    How's it going? Yeah, they're stuck on a route, man. They freaking just struck out the side, so they're going in.
    28:56
    So, Viy's got to go, dude.
    28:58
    Don't get me started on that guy.
    29:00
    I know he's a I know he's a homeboy, but he definitely has to go.
    29:03
    Look, I love Jersey boys. I lived in Jersey for for a hot minute, and uh it's a nice town, but
    29:10
    yeah,
    29:10
    that ain't getting it done. I'm from the up I'm from I'm from the upstate area. So
    29:14
    where in up where in upstate
    29:17
    like near Syracuse?
    29:19
    Where? Near Syracuse.
    29:20
    Way upstate. Yeah,
    29:22
    you're in Egypt, dude. You're in Canada
    29:25
    pretty much. Yeah, we're getting the fires directly up here.
    29:27
    You are, aren't you?
    29:29
    Oh, God bless you.
    29:32
    It's like having a blow dryer on your face, you know?
    29:34
    Is it really?
    29:35
    We got that like years ago. We got this Mexican fire and you just got like asthma in your lungs.
    29:44
    Yeah. No, I'm good.
    29:46
    Oh man,
    29:47
    it's good times.
    29:48
    It's good times. All right, brother.
    29:50
    What do you think of the game, by the way man?
    29:53
    So, [music] okay, two things that I think I want to fix.
    29:59
    Yeah.
    30:00
    One, forget Optimus. It's not happening. Shake that [ __ ] off.
    30:04
    Okay. And I just I put in the chat they someone actually just made a mod for that by the way.
    30:09
    And and that was coming right both that had to happen. I mean that was a no-brainer. Someone whether it was Stumbr or someone was going to mod the [ __ ] out of this thing.
    30:18
    I mean
    30:19
    I think this other group I think it's the other group that I forgot his name off hand but it's other guy that it works with Stumbler. Um, so I mean that was definitely going to happen, but I it takes at the end of the screen when you drain and you're fired up, it takes too long to show you your score. That's that annoys me.
    30:39
    All right,
    30:40
    I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure Elizabeth will fix it.
    30:42
    Yeah, that's a no-brainer. That just kind of annoys me. And the second thing is um what was the other thing I was saying that was that needed to be fixed?
    30:52
    Can't think of it right now.
    30:53
    Oh, I can't think of it.
    30:55
    Don't ask me. But other than that, I like it. We I've been playing it a lot, actually. And I like the pros.
    31:00
    I actually chose this I actually chose this over Sonic, man.
    31:03
    Really?
    31:05
    Well, you know, we're
    31:07
    I'm a huge fan. So, I mean, I love the Transformers, but and I love Sonic, but you know, I saw this game and the more I watched people play it and the more I I played the pro version, I was like, "Oh, this is actually not a bad game."
    31:19
    Mhm.
    31:20
    Um, no, it's a good game.
    31:22
    All right, I'm going to get back to Wolf. Thanks for calling, brother. I appreciate you.
    31:26
    Yeah, brother. I'll keep you posted on the Yankee.
    31:28
    Yeah, I do. You know I'm crazy like you are.
    31:31
    Yeah, I know. Have a good one. Good luck.
    31:33
    God bless.
    31:33
    Cheers.
    31:34
    See, the phone calls are [ __ ] working today.
    31:36
    Great.
    31:37
    Right. They're working. Uh, okay. Is Nap right about two different IPs. I can't say that, Frog Man. Thank you for the five bucks. And that's awesome [music] sauce, but I'm not going to violate my NDA over five bucks.
    31:49
    Now, play. You're gonna play.
    31:52
    People want to watch you play.
    31:53
    No, they don't. Um, all right. What are we on? Ball three.
    31:56
    You're on ball three.
    31:57
    This is embarrassing.
    31:59
    Well, let's just do the dino, dude.
    32:00
    That's what we're, you know. Yeah. Do the dino, dude.
    32:03
    Oh, that's piss poor.
    32:06
    There it comes. Okay. Dino dino. No.
    32:18
    That was that was dicey. [music]
    32:20
    That was dicey. Tough huh?
    32:25
    Can I flip this over? You think?
    32:27
    Try it.
    32:29
    Like a boss.
    32:30
    Like a boss.
    32:31
    You did. That one target's hard, huh?
    32:34
    That one target's hard. Or what? You just shoot the ramp, right?
    32:38
    That That should be it right there.
    32:42
    Now there's a little dude.
    32:45
    You got to You got to hit something.
    32:48
    You see him? You see this little layer? I got to hit this one guy.
    32:53
    I don't see anything flashing.
    32:55
    I don't see anything flashing either. What am I doing wrong here?
    32:58
    Uh, there's a red light on the right orbit.
    33:01
    What does that mean?
    33:02
    I don't know.
    33:03
    TS. All right, let's just hit this thing again.
    33:08
    Okay, you've hit that like three times. Nothing's lit over there.
    33:13
    Oh, look at that move. Oh, I got it. No, I didn't.
    33:17
    Okay, now it lit. Now it lit. I don't know why. That's dino jackpot. Dino jackpot is now lit. Hit that.
    33:25
    Jesus Christmas.
    33:28
    Oh, nice. That was good. That was well done.
    33:30
    Did you like that dino jackpot?
    33:32
    That was well done. I'll give I'll give you that. You are doing the things.
    33:39
    Oh, I tried to micro. You bastard. You got me. He got me. He got me. That's on John. All right. Later, you're going to have to coach me. We're going to need help with this.
    33:50
    Oh yeah.
    33:51
    Okay.
    33:52
    So, how are we going to do this? We going to play like add the scores up of both of us.
    33:56
    I add our score. You
    33:59
    What do you What do you think, Chad?
    34:00
    Somebody player one here, another will be player two there, and then this some will be player two.
    34:05
    Well, we're just going to play our score cuz we're not going to be on the same stream at the same time.
    34:10
    Right. True.
    34:11
    Okay.
    34:12
    True.
    34:13
    Or we can be. I don't know. I don't know what he wants to do. We'll see what Ralph wants to do.
    34:17
    All right. So, I'm gonna
    34:19
    giving this to you, not Ralph, by the way. Wolf, thank you, dude. You're a Yankees fan and we need to stick together. Hell yeah, we do. We need 27 is what we need. He knows what 27 means.
    34:29
    John, you know what 27 means?
    34:30
    I have no idea. I mean, is that Gary Jeter's phone number or not phone number, but uh
    34:36
    his name is Terry.
    34:38
    Look how long this takes.
    34:40
    Ah, it's a long time.
    34:41
    It's horrible. Let's not look [laughter] at it.
    34:43
    Let's not look at that. All right, let's go again.
    34:44
    Like, I was distracted.
    34:46
    Let's go again. Yeah.
    34:48
    27 championships. That's world champions. That's what we need.
    34:51
    Okay. Oh,
    34:52
    we have we're stuck at 26. We've been stuck there for a while.
    34:55
    Well, you know,
    34:57
    you're going to have to play better.
    34:58
    Play. Absolutely. We need to play better.
    35:01
    All right. You ready?
    35:03
    We need We need credit.
    35:04
    I think so. And I'm going to be real thirsty. So,
    35:06
    give me a pink lemonade. Is that terrible to drink on stream?
    35:10
    I'll be back.
    35:10
    But is that bad?
    35:11
    No. What are you talking bad? There's nothing bad here.
    35:14
    Okay. All right. All right, let's change. There's nothing bad here. Everything is delicious here.
    35:18
    Yeah.
    35:18
    What are you talking about?
    35:19
    It's delicious.
    35:20
    There's nothing bad. It's all
    35:21
    Let's go here. And uh John's going to go get me a drink. You can call again if you want. I'll take some calls uh from anyone. And we're going to see how that goes. I like taking the calls. It's kind of fun for me, right? And uh you know, I wanted to be on the radio when I was a kid and I think I would have been really good at it. I don't know. You tell me. I think I would be really real, really really good at it. The next ring we need. He's so right, ladies and gentlemen. Yankee fans were a little spoiled. You know, it feels like the 80s to us and it's kind of annoying us. Uh, but anyway, I love Eureka Heights. I'm having the time of my life in this joint. And, uh, we're getting a Sonic. So, we were going to stream Sonic tonight, but it's not coming till Monday. So, our next live will definitely stream Sonic. Uh, got the, uh, arcade edition. I think that's really cool. And, uh, so that should be a lot of fun. And let's see, roundt news. We're definitely going live on the round table this Thursday night at 8:00 p.m. Central time. Uh, that's going to be a blast. Be honest. How hard is it to be a Yankee fan in Houston? Brutal. I'd rather live in Boston and wear the hat than here. I get more abuse here. I walked around Cape Cod with this. Got nothing. Nothing. I walk in here and I get [ __ ] constantly. It's a real pain in the ass to be honest with you. Uh, all right. We don't need to do the calls. People are nervous. People are scared. Uh, so that's Eureka Heights. And John's going to get me a pink lemonade. We're going to drink this pink lemonade [ __ ] tonight. And the diet coke. And we're going to pop some zens. And let's see who's texting me. All right. So, think stacking island and golden lagoon might be the move. All right. And I don't know if you can also stack Scarcream Frenzy with it as well, but you can I don't know if I can do all that though. I don't really know if I'm good enough to be truthful with you, but we're going to give that a shot. Uh once Sean gets back, we're going to work on trying to beat each other and try to get the biggest score. So, because we're going to need that later when we face Ralph cuz we're coming against we're going to beat his ass. All right. I think what we'd like to do is a com best score of each add together and let's see if we beat them. Yeah, it's a selzer tala. It's a selzer. I'm drinking a selzer. All right. It's legal. Why wouldn't I? of the Maryland 15 years. Rough being a Yankees fan there. Yeah, because they got a chip on their shoulder. Baltimore fans. All right. I don't want this to be the Yankee chat. I'm sorry. We love the team and we're addicted. Get your premium on Monday. Nice. I could also stack Soundwave with it, says DW. Okay, so how do I get Soundwave?
    38:50
    We need to kick his ass. So, like I'll never see the the end of this game. Like the the super mode is you got to finish all five modes and get to the ultimate doom or something. There's just no way I'm going to do that. Oh, thank you very much.
    39:10
    Cheers.
    39:13
    There's just no way. Okay, here we go. We're going to do two and we're just going to try to beat each other here,
    39:21
    but we're just going to try to get the most points.
    39:24
    You said you said we're we're going to try to beat each other.
    39:26
    No, no, no, no. Just try to get the most points so we can practice. This is a practice session cuz in 20 minutes,
    39:32
    okay,
    39:33
    we're going up against those clowns.
    39:35
    Okay. Oh, that's going to be
    39:36
    on the other stream.
    39:38
    The number one streamer. Do you know he is the number one pinball streamer?
    39:41
    I am not surprised. He Retro busts his ass and puts out the content, does the work, ladies and gentlemen. Great guy and he seems
    39:48
    number one podcast in pinball. Retro Ralph.
    39:52
    I love him.
    39:53
    Pretty pretty
    39:54
    pretty damn impressive. You know what number two is?
    39:57
    The JBS show.
    39:59
    Little thing called the pinball round table.
    40:01
    Oh, pinball round table. That's cool. That's good.
    40:04
    Isn't that really cool, dude?
    40:05
    Like the round table's doing really well.
    40:08
    That's great.
    40:08
    Why is this not working?
    40:10
    Oh [ __ ] The Jamie Burch.
    40:12
    There it is. Here it is. There it is. [laughter]
    40:15
    All right. I think you can stack mode, Dinobot, sine wave, and a regular multiball all together, says DW.
    40:21
    Okay, say that one more time. Sorry.
    40:23
    He thinks that we can stack
    40:24
    a mode.
    40:25
    A mode
    40:27
    dinobots, which we still haven't [ __ ] gotten.
    40:29
    The one I think
    40:31
    soundwave, which I don't know where sound
    40:33
    wave is right here. I think that you have to hit that a couple of times.
    40:36
    Okay.
    40:36
    I'm not real sure the details there.
    40:38
    The regular multiball, which we already know, which we haven't done tonight.
    40:41
    No.
    40:42
    So, I'm going to do a stack right now.
    40:44
    I did one. I did the regular multi. Remember whenever I did that because I couldn't get in didn't get into my mode.
    40:49
    But you weren't in your mode, right?
    40:50
    Yeah. So you had a try. You're going to try to stack all three of these things
    40:54
    onto a mode. No big deal. You just busted down the one shall pass. So
    41:00
    okay,
    41:01
    one shall not pass.
    41:02
    Let's go. Let's get this [ __ ] super. We need this cuz this is worth 5 million and 8 seconds of ball save. [sighs] What a pisser.
    41:23
    All right.
    41:23
    One shall fall.
    41:25
    All right. Remember, we're doing modes and multiball. Modes and multiball.
    41:29
    You want to do modes and multiball. Okay. It's like every pinball game ever,
    41:34
    ever designed. Okay. We're going to sneak this in there. Oops.
    41:38
    No. Oh, just sneak that right out the middle of the between the flippers.
    41:46
    Yeah.
    41:46
    Okay. Shake it off. Shake it off. We're practicing. We're practicing. We're practicing.
    41:50
    So, I'm practicing the same thing. Get all three multiballs and modes. Okay. All righty. Here we go. We're going to get all three multiballs. Uh, which one of these is the multiball? I don't know.
    42:02
    I still don't know how to do dino.
    42:03
    I think the SOS is the multiball. So, but we'll see. Just let me knock out these other couple of multiballs first. No big deal.
    42:14
    No big deal.
    42:15
    You got that 8 million.
    42:16
    I got to lock that bad boy right in there. We're just going to lock that in there.
    42:24
    Maybe one of those shots. I don't know. You know.
    42:29
    Oh, mercy.
    42:30
    I like the save though, John. This is the kind of routin you're going to be getting used to when we kick Ralph's ass.
    42:35
    Oh, yeah.
    42:36
    Yeah. So, get used to the compliments. There you go.
    42:39
    I don't know what I'm doing.
    42:41
    We want to lock a ball.
    42:42
    I just start playing I start playing some pinball and then things.
    42:46
    I know.
    42:47
    So, I didn't That sure didn't that didn't lock in there for me.
    42:50
    No.
    42:50
    Or shoot out.
    42:51
    You got dino boat mode ready though.
    42:54
    I'm trying. I need to do
    42:55
    a mode.
    42:57
    I know.
    42:59
    Okay.
    42:59
    Let's see what Chad says.
    43:04
    Um, okay. I'm trying to um
    43:06
    Playfield cam
    43:08
    not turned on.
    43:09
    Uh
    43:09
    oh.
    43:10
    Oh, what a dumbass.
    43:11
    They're not seeing all this fantastic play.
    43:13
    [ __ ] amateur hour, boys. Total amateur hour.
    43:18
    You got to tell [music] me, chat.
    43:20
    I'm chatting. I'm drinking.
    43:21
    What' you do? What' you do wrong?
    43:22
    Nothing. I had the wrong picture up. Just me
    43:26
    being a jerk off.
    43:28
    All right. You want to lock a ball thing right in the middle? No. Did you tell me to start modes or me to lock a ball?
    43:34
    Yeah. Two tilt warnings remaining, so that's nothing to worry about.
    43:36
    That's fine.
    43:38
    Oh, that was not good.
    43:41
    Soundwave award, though. All right, shake that off.
    43:45
    Sorry about that, boys and girls. And girl, I I get about 1.5 women to watch me. Oh god,
    43:51
    good bounce out.
    43:53
    Not good there. I want to go right in there.
    43:56
    Oh.
    43:57
    Oh, look at that.
    43:58
    That was pretty
    44:01
    start. Uh,
    44:02
    you're just a little early on that left.
    44:05
    Oh no,
    44:06
    that's okay.
    44:09
    Uh-oh.
    44:10
    Oh no, I dropped that one.
    44:11
    I see what you were trying to do there with the bounce around.
    44:15
    I see it.
    44:16
    Okay. Sorry about the playfield. Sorry about the playfield. There's only like I know most people are watching Ralph, but it's okay. It's okay.
    44:23
    Yeah, that's that's what's that's great. We love that.
    44:26
    He's a golden boy. That's really sweet. That's a lot of sugar for someone that had a colonoscopy today.
    44:37
    Why can't I get this shot? I got one more chance at it. This is it.
    44:42
    Yeah,
    44:43
    that's too hard. Oh, here it comes.
    44:45
    Uh-oh.
    44:47
    Well, you got something. You got a 500,000 point skill shot.
    44:52
    Okay, I got to start a mode.
    44:54
    Okay.
    44:55
    Well, that's not what I
    44:57
    tighter. A little tighter. What do you got?
    44:58
    All right, I'm going to lock a ball invisible and shoot again.
    45:03
    Yep, there we go. No big deal.
    45:06
    Let me in this fight.
    45:14
    So dangerous those.
    45:17
    Oh, unnecessary flip.
    45:18
    What are you gonna do? Okay, you're going to backhand this. Uh,
    45:20
    no. I'm going to lock a ball.
    45:22
    Okay.
    45:22
    Okay,
    45:22
    there we go.
    45:23
    I lock a ball. We got to progress here. Ball one.
    45:26
    Ball one here.
    45:27
    So, you're trying to do the stack thing.
    45:29
    I'm going to stack.
    45:32
    Bounce it over. Nicely done. Okay.
    45:39
    I might lock another ball.
    45:40
    Well, sure. Go for it.
    45:42
    Over here.
    45:44
    Oh,
    45:45
    that's trouble. Okay,
    45:46
    that was almost trouble.
    45:50
    Okay, you're hitting some of those.
    45:53
    Oh, see that unnecessary flip? Oh, that was an Yeah,
    45:59
    [ __ ]
    46:00
    Yeah, say [ __ ] a lot when you're right.
    46:03
    Pinball Studio decided to watch me over Ralph. Thank you.
    46:08
    My grandfather said amateur, too.
    46:11
    Amiter. Did I say amateur?
    46:14
    I don't know. Did you?
    46:15
    Probably.
    46:15
    Am hour.
    46:16
    It is amateur hour.
    46:17
    Amateur hour.
    46:19
    God, that's ball two, dude. What if I do this when we play Ralph?
    46:23
    You're going to lose. You're going to be the
    46:25
    I'm going to kill you.
    46:26
    Uh,
    46:28
    all right. Carry this team. Let's pretend you got to carry us.
    46:32
    Let's work on this pressure.
    46:34
    Oh, darn. Missed that one, didn't I?
    46:40
    We the viewers of want
    46:43
    three streams on different nights. Yeah, I know.
    46:47
    I know.
    46:49
    We always do this when I don't even know. Yeah,
    46:52
    this was Yeah, I don't know. Well, we were supposed to do it and then he called me up and he's like apologized.
    46:57
    Nah, who gives a [ __ ]
    46:58
    And I told him, "Who cares?
    47:00
    I don't give a [ __ ] I really don't."
    47:02
    All right, that's a that's a ball. One lock. Okay,
    47:08
    hit that ball.
    47:09
    What am I doing?
    47:11
    Oh, what? [clears throat] I don't need to.
    47:12
    You want to lock a ball or hit some of those blue drops. Okay, there it is.
    47:17
    Oh, no. Get out of there. Sorry. Sorry, Sha.
    47:20
    You almost stepped on my broken toe. I know, dude. I did.
    47:24
    I would have been hurting.
    47:25
    You're going to Yeah, you [laughter]
    47:26
    I would have been hurting. I I broke my toe.
    47:31
    That's why I'm rocking the sandals. All right,
    47:34
    let's pretend that we need this, right?
    47:37
    Let's pretend we need this. I need to zin it up. You want one?
    47:40
    No.
    47:44
    Going to the ninth. Still two-1. Dodger. [ __ ] Okay, I've got one ball locked. We're gonna start a mode. We're gonna mess with the dino. Okay.
    47:54
    And we're gonna get this skill shot right here. Here it comes. Here it comes.
    47:59
    What a croc of All right.
    48:01
    Surprise incoming.
    48:02
    Fell into that.
    48:05
    Super 8 million. Look at that.
    48:06
    8 million.
    48:07
    Not too shabby.
    48:09
    Okay.
    48:09
    And you collected a leg, it looks like.
    48:11
    Sounds great.
    48:12
    I don't really know this part of the game too well.
    48:16
    I collected a combiner. This is a mystery award.
    48:20
    Don't screw me. Mystery.
    48:23
    Okay, that's good. That's ball two locked right?
    48:28
    Okay,
    48:28
    I think so.
    48:29
    Now we want to hit Optimus. Just like that.
    48:34
    You need to be given all the rules, Jamie.
    48:37
    You got him down.
    48:39
    Oh.
    48:41
    Uh-oh. Oh, that was lucky. Okay,
    48:46
    we need to hit optimize.
    48:47
    No, no, no, no, no, no. Now we got to get a mode going.
    48:50
    Okay.
    48:51
    Okay, boss. Don't shake that [ __ ] off.
    48:54
    No, no worries.
    48:57
    Okay.
    48:58
    Okay. Don't
    49:00
    Yeah, that's it right here.
    49:01
    All right. Now, if I can get in the mode, then come back. What mode is it? Golden Lagoon. It'll go up here to auto run. I don't mind auto run.
    49:10
    Okay.
    49:11
    And I missed it, John.
    49:12
    You missed it. You missed the shot.
    49:13
    Okay. This will help later when we fight the
    49:19
    Oh, you got horseeradish.
    49:21
    You got rejected. Give it. Give it. Let's see what I got.
    49:25
    Oh, it's too
    49:27
    That's trouble.
    49:28
    You all right? Here we go.
    49:31
    Okay,
    49:32
    we're right in there. And no,
    49:35
    it's okay. Here we go. Oh, that was trouble. That was trouble. Good run at it, though. Yeah, [laughter] but that's going to kill us later.
    49:45
    That's going to kill us later. 24 million.
    49:48
    Good thing we're still in the now.
    49:50
    All right. But that was good practice. I was getting a good run at it. All right. Let's see. You got to get over 100 million.
    49:55
    100 million.
    49:56
    Yeah. We need this. We need this as a practice. Oh poo.
    50:05
    It's not worthwhile energizing to try.
    50:07
    Oh, y'all see that? Woo! Baby.
    50:10
    Oh,
    50:10
    that was kind of fun. Oh, you bastard.
    50:15
    Yeah, bastard. That's happening far too often.
    50:20
    Why are you beating me?
    50:22
    No, not that. I forgot to put my name in.
    50:26
    All right, we got 10 minutes before we join him.
    50:29
    We can just wait and talk about him.
    50:30
    I don't want to wait and talk about You want to take a call?
    50:34
    Take If you want to take a call, take a call. Otherwise, we should play uh we should play something on here. Let's play one.
    50:41
    What are we going to do?
    50:42
    Will just one of us play or do you think 10 minutes is enough?
    50:45
    I have no idea, Jamie. I cannot predict the future.
    50:48
    Let's just do 10 minutes.
    50:50
    I cannot predict the future.
    50:51
    Let's just go.
    50:51
    We reboot it when it's if we need to. It's fine. No big deal.
    50:54
    Yeah, we could be late.
    50:56
    It's fine.
    50:57
    I mean, who does he think he is? Retro, bro.
    50:59
    Who gives a [ __ ] [laughter]
    51:02
    Baby, you should have that. You could have. That was close.
    51:05
    Who does he think he is?
    51:06
    I mean, who cares? It's fine. We'll figure it out. our passive cross.
    51:10
    All right, I want to hit Optimus. Okay,
    51:15
    why?
    51:15
    Because then it locks my ball.
    51:17
    Oh,
    51:18
    okay. You can't lock a ball right now. It looks like you already [music] hit Optimus.
    51:21
    I did.
    51:22
    You can lock a ball. Okay.
    51:23
    And now I want to do this mode [ __ ]
    51:28
    Optimus Prime.
    51:30
    You must stand to
    51:32
    Oh, you got to remember there's a thing there.
    51:34
    Oh god.
    51:34
    Got to let it fall on that and bounce off of there. You got You got really silly.
    51:40
    Okay. Okay. Shake that [ __ ] off.
    51:42
    Shake that [ __ ] off. Urgger. We can't have that when it's uh competition play.
    51:47
    Shake that off.
    51:48
    DW says it's not going to kill you later cuz you're going to get better and better every time you play.
    51:53
    Every time. I like that. I like that. I'll let that go.
    52:01
    All right. What am I doing here?
    52:02
    We want to hit the green. We want to start a mode. We want to stack this stuff together.
    52:05
    Hit the green. Start a mode. Stack. Get that thing. Woo. Oh, mercy.
    52:11
    Oh, good.
    52:12
    This was dicey. That was dicey. What am I doing again? Start modes. St. Hit the green. Hit all the yellow.
    52:20
    You know my start a mode t-shirt that's available on
    52:23
    Oh, yep. Uh, silver ball swag.
    52:26
    All right. You started a mode. You start a golden lagoon. This is a good little mode here. I would lock a ball like that John.
    52:34
    All right. You got to hit Optimus again. the Transformers.
    52:38
    But this could be worth some points, Sean, if we can hit these yellows.
    52:47
    Ralph Canada UFC fight. I I got Ralph on that.
    52:53
    Yeah, I wouldn't even take a bet on Canada. Ah,
    53:00
    shake it off. You're doing good.
    53:02
    Oh, good save. Good golden lagoon award. Oh,
    53:13
    final blow builds. Hit that middle spinner.
    53:16
    Ah. Oh, I I could have.
    53:18
    Yeah, right now. Middle spinner.
    53:20
    I'm going to try.
    53:21
    I liked it.
    53:23
    That was not a bad attempter.
    53:25
    Oh, man.
    53:26
    OH, I LIKE THAT.
    53:27
    OH, BUMMER. I should have gone for
    53:29
    I like how you're playing. I like how you're playing. I I like the momentum that you're building
    53:35
    when we kick his ass in seven minutes.
    53:37
    It's fine. Whatever.
    53:42
    So, John had no idea we were doing this. I just Yeah. Oh [ __ ] Okay, here it comes. Come on back.
    53:53
    That looks looked good. [laughter] Look like a good attempt. Oh, that hurt.
    53:57
    I mean, what's going on? You won't be safe.
    54:00
    Okay. Lock a ball.
    54:08
    Uhoh.
    54:09
    Oh, nice.
    54:10
    Nicely nicely fallen into.
    54:15
    Okay, just shake it off.
    54:16
    There you go.
    54:18
    Oh, man. Good one there. There you go.
    54:23
    OKAY, SHAKE. OH.
    54:25
    OH, MAN. We didn't even need those 10 minutes. Oh, wait. We're still playing, aren't we? [sighs]
    54:31
    See,
    54:34
    John going to carry us.
    54:36
    That's what the chat says. John's going to carry too. We do not know that.
    54:39
    We [laughter] do not know that. Thank you for your optimism, chat. John's going to carry us.
    54:43
    We do not know that. I missed all three of those wide open shots.
    54:48
    John's going to
    54:48
    continue to hit that shot, which
    54:50
    is not giving me anything. I got to go that way and then that way. John's going to carry us.
    55:00
    What am I doing here? You want me to start a mode or what?
    55:02
    Yeah, I want you to start a mode and then lock a ball. There it is. Golden Lagoon again.
    55:08
    All right, let's lock a ball when it comes on out.
    55:10
    Will the Decepticons steal it all for themselves as we begin this episode of
    55:15
    earn 25 million the light final blow? So, you just got to earn 25 million. I'll tell you when you're there.
    55:22
    I like that shot, by the way. That's fault two locked. [music] So, I got to hit the green him again, right?
    55:28
    Got to hit green him again.
    55:32
    Shut it, Megatron.
    55:35
    Oh, I like it.
    55:40
    Oh, I know you did.
    55:43
    You want that spinner?
    55:46
    Oh, mercy.
    55:47
    You're okay.
    55:50
    No.
    55:53
    Uh-oh. Ah,
    55:54
    I like that move.
    55:57
    Okay, wait a minute. Multiball is lit.
    56:00
    Didn't I just go in that shot in that hole?
    56:02
    Yeah.
    56:04
    Nice. We got a little multiball stat
    56:07
    with golden lagoon.
    56:09
    Okay,
    56:10
    this is what we want.
    56:11
    So, I need to hit yellow shots. And then how do I close out this mode? By [music] hitting the hitting.
    56:17
    You want yellows. Golden Lagoon award cuz you need 25 million of Golden Lagoon awards.
    56:27
    I'm trying.
    56:28
    You're doing great. I'm proud of you.
    56:32
    Come on. Tell me what I mean. Oh, that was really bad.
    56:36
    Shots to the right. You got shots to the left.
    56:39
    I know where they are. I got balls going everywhere here.
    56:45
    There it is. Jackpot 2 million. Watch that ball there. There it is.
    56:50
    I LOST IT. I LOST IT.
    56:57
    Oh no.
    56:58
    All right, you're out of that mode. All right, let's slow it down. Let's hit the orange shot to the left and see where that takes us cuz we're out of a mode.
    57:06
    SOS.
    57:06
    Let's see where it goes.
    57:07
    This thing's flashing, too.
    57:08
    Okay,
    57:09
    this says SOS, which tells me like a I think it's a multiball.
    57:13
    Oh, I missed it.
    57:16
    Oh god, I fumbled and dropped. Do that now.
    57:18
    That's not going to win [ __ ]
    57:20
    Do that now. Do that now.
    57:22
    Oh man.
    57:23
    Off Optimus in the scoop. Hell yeah. That was a pretty good move, Tyos.
    57:28
    All right, this is where Jamie has to shine. I have to shine.
    57:34
    Oh god.
    57:34
    Only 2% on your inner John cube.
    57:36
    [ __ ] that cube.
    57:37
    Not that you don't care. Nobody cares about the cube.
    57:39
    Here it comes. Here it comes.
    57:40
    I really feel like there's a hidden game in there somewhere. I wish that someone would teach me the hidden. It's like, you know, skip the enerchon, do the other rust.
    57:49
    Okay, golden lagoon. Get in this mode, then it's like 40.
    57:53
    Yeah, we're not there yet.
    57:54
    Well, I wish somebody would uh, you know, wish I knew what that was. All right, I need 25 million, but I have one locked ball.
    58:06
    Okay, here we go.
    58:10
    What do you need to hit? Some yellow shots. Some yellow shots. Oh, I don't know what ball that was.
    58:16
    Who cares? Keep hitting it.
    58:19
    Oh, you got to maybe you get some spins out of that. There you go.
    58:22
    Get a right orbit. Okay, right ramp's fine. Right. Right was flashing though.
    58:27
    So is center shot. CENTER SHOTS.
    58:29
    OH MAN.
    58:31
    OH, I wanted to do that because I, you know.
    58:33
    Yeah. Yep. Flashing.
    58:36
    Shoot.
    58:39
    All right.
    58:40
    Yankees lost.
    58:42
    Oh. All right, John. Let's pretend I got 12 million. We're in trouble.
    58:46
    Nine trouble. You got to get 100 million here.
    58:48
    Do you know that they're like badasses at this game or something? I mean,
    58:52
    no. No, no, no.
    58:52
    Maybe they are. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just
    58:54
    I don't know. I think we could take Rudy.
    58:56
    I don't know what we're doing. I have no idea. I don't know that I know Rudy.
    59:01
    Rudy's a good dude.
    59:02
    Yeah.
    59:02
    Yeah, he's a good dude.
    59:04
    Good.
    59:06
    Does Rudy drink beer?
    59:08
    Yeah. So, maybe they're toasted already. Ha. Well, they're going to have to catch up.
    59:13
    They're gonna have to catch up because we've been having some fun here, Eureka.
    59:17
    They're going to have to catch up. Oh, I did that one.
    59:22
    Where am I going with this perch? Where [music] am I going with this?
    59:25
    Well, I can lock balls or I can just keep hitting shots to nowhere.
    59:32
    Uh, let's kind of try
    59:34
    play field multiplier. You just multip
    59:39
    Oh god. God bless the man.
    59:41
    All right, we're going to call Ralph. That was terrible.
    59:46
    Terrible. Just terrible.
    59:49
    But you know what, though? It's good. We shake that off right now.
    59:52
    We shake that off right now.
    59:53
    We're fine.
    59:54
    All right, ladies and gentlemen. We're going to call Ralph
    59:57
    and we're going to double up these streams here.
    60:02
    Oh, hey, Banky. I didn't know that you were texting me. Thank you. All right, Ralph. Do we need Yeah.
    60:19
    Yeah. I'm just clicking this little thing here. You're joining a live event. Allow
    60:25
    and join event.
    60:30
    Oh [ __ ] Hold on. Hold on. It sounds like we have someone coming in on the guest line. [laughter]
    60:35
    Hold on. All right. Do you mind if I cancel this game? What?
    60:38
    Sounds like we have a guest coming in.
    60:40
    Oh lord.
    60:40
    Well, go right ahead.
    60:43
    Man, this is [ __ ]
    60:45
    Take a walk.
    60:45
    Hold on. Do we have a guest?
    60:47
    Hey, what is going on?
    60:49
    Is this Jamie? Are you guys over at Eureka Heights?
    60:52
    Hell yeah, we're at Eureka Heights. We've been We've been uh streaming all night. How are you guys been playing? Cuz we're playing like dog [ __ ]
    61:00
    Oh, we are too. I'm beating Rudy, but it's it's it's a sad it's a sad win.
    61:04
    It's embarrassing. So, we wanted our whole
    61:06
    getting some echo on your end. I'm getting some echo on your end, brother.
    61:10
    I know.
    61:11
    We've been dealing with it.
    61:12
    We've been We just been dealing with it.
    61:14
    Come on, Jamie. [laughter]
    61:16
    Hold on. Let me see. Let me see.
    61:19
    This is so Jamie.
    61:20
    All right. But let's see if you can hear that. Oh man, Jamie,
    62:10
    there it is.
    62:10
    He doesn't need sound.
    62:12
    It's just a little effort.
    62:13
    Is this acceptable? Is this acceptable to you guys?
    62:16
    Yeah, [laughter]
    62:18
    it's acceptable to Jamie.
    62:19
    There's
    62:20
    Okay, here's what we're going to do. Just listen. Hold on, Jamie. Let me let me do Let me try something real quick. Hold on.
    62:26
    I think it's on your
    62:27
    All right. Can you hear me?
    62:29
    No. Can you hear me?
    62:31
    Yes.
    62:31
    Yeah, we can hear you.
    62:32
    I can hear you.
    62:34
    All right. Does that help?
    62:36
    No. Uh, so I'm drinking the pink lemonade from Eureka Heights, and it's delicious.
    62:43
    What's Why aren't you drinking Diet Coke?
    62:45
    I have it right here as well.
    62:47
    Uh,
    62:48
    why am I getting Are we going to power?
    62:51
    Mix them together. Yeah.
    62:52
    Are we going to power through the Echo? Hey John.
    62:54
    Yeah, we're powering it.
    62:55
    Is it bad? Is the Echo bad?
    62:57
    All right. So, what are the
    62:59
    I don't know, chat. Do you think the Echo is bad? Let Let me know.
    63:03
    Make yourself an Arnold Palmer Diet Coke.
    63:06
    I like where your head's at.
    63:09
    I'm pounding this while you're checking with your chat.
    63:12
    Do it. Do it. To
    63:14
    So, hey Jamie, I'm curious. Do you have like do you have like a monitor on and that's why I'm coming through your monitor?
    63:22
    Yeah.
    63:24
    Your mic went down.
    63:25
    If you shut the My mics went down.
    63:27
    Oh, I can hear you.
    63:29
    His volume.
    63:30
    All right. Hold on. I think I have an idea.
    63:31
    See, he's still hear me.
    63:33
    He It has to be so perfect for Ralphie boy
    63:36
    that he doesn't [clears throat] understand that's good enough Jamie.
    63:39
    Like that's good enough Jamie.
    63:41
    Good enough.
    63:42
    I know. I know.
    63:43
    Let him help you. Let him help you figure this one out. We're real close, right? We got to be real close.
    63:47
    We got to be real close.
    63:48
    Streamer wants to know if uh you could ask Jamie about your PP leaky question.
    63:52
    Oh, Jamie, earlier on the stream, I went to the bathroom.
    63:55
    Yeah.
    63:56
    Oh,
    63:57
    and I asked the chat if anybody in the chat was like 40 or 50 years old.
    64:02
    Yeah.
    64:03
    And after they pee, if they have a little bit of leaking,
    64:06
    you got to give it a good shake when you get older.
    64:08
    I shook it really good.
    64:12
    I don't know what to tell you. You might want to work on that.
    64:15
    All right.
    64:16
    Go see a urologist.
    64:17
    Thanks for that. [laughter]
    64:18
    All right. That's not helpful, but okay.
    64:22
    Okay. You are making the other streams auto echo.
    64:26
    Yeah, we have an echo here.
    64:28
    My people are saying there's an echo, too.
    64:30
    Wait, what are you talking about?
    64:32
    My people are saying there's an echo.
    64:35
    I know. And I I have all the monitors are shut off for me, so I shouldn't have an echo, but I blame you.
    64:40
    It's on your end, I think. All right, let's just get this over with. Are you ready?
    64:44
    You're a little Can you turn your Can you turn your mic down just a little bit, though? Just a hair.
    64:49
    Yeah, there it is.
    64:52
    John and I are down a little bit.
    64:53
    They're with you.
    64:54
    That didn't That was helping. [clears throat]
    64:56
    Okay, just get this over with. Let's get this over with.
    64:59
    All right. All right. What are we doing? Get Do you give the lay of the land? You give the rules.
    65:03
    Here's what we're going to do. We're going to play two games each. We're going to play six balls. Your best score of each of those games. You add them together and it's Ralph and Rudy versus Jamie and John.
    65:16
    Okay, I'm gonna explain it to Rudy real quick because he likes to forget stuff.
    65:19
    Hold on.
    65:20
    Our combined score, we're playing together.
    65:24
    Yeah.
    65:25
    What? [laughter]
    65:26
    Come on. Are you being serious?
    65:28
    Our combined score?
    65:29
    Yeah. So, we both need to play good.
    65:30
    The best four balls you said.
    65:32
    No, the both
    65:33
    Oh my god.
    65:33
    The best three balls. If you get an extra ball, you have to drain it like uh I
    65:40
    Oh, like tournament rules are
    65:41
    So, who's going first?
    65:43
    Well, we're not going to do it at the same time because the echo is going to be too much. So, I'll go away and then I'll come back and give you our scores and my chat will monitor us and your chat will monitor you.
    65:53
    Yeah, I'm sure there's somebody that's probably watching.
    65:55
    So, I'm going to So, I'm going [clears throat] to click off of you then and then I'm going to come back. Are you going to just text me or something?
    66:01
    I'll text you when we're done. Okay.
    66:05
    All right.
    66:06
    All right. So, I'm going to I'm going to go, but you're going to keep your Are you going to dial back in?
    66:09
    I'll dial back in.
    66:11
    Okay.
    66:12
    I don't think that's really fair because based on what we just told you, Ralph doesn't really drain completely.
    66:18
    Well, do you have a tilt bob? [laughter]
    66:22
    It's pretty tight.
    66:23
    I got a tilt.
    66:26
    Hell yeah. I [ __ ] tilted twice.
    66:28
    Yeah.
    66:28
    No, no, we have a I'm saying we have a tilt bob. Yeah, I tilt it already today.
    66:33
    Okay. All right. All right. [laughter] All right.
    66:34
    All right. All right. So, you're going to dial back in. Just dial back in.
    66:38
    Just dial back in when you guys are good. I'm going to start our games right now.
    66:41
    Oh, good. We won't talk [ __ ] Bye. Good luck.
    66:44
    Good luck.
    66:44
    Good luck, guys.
    66:47
    Okay, that was fun.
    66:49
    That was discombobulated as [ __ ] [laughter] The [ __ ] just happened?
    66:53
    I don't know.
    66:53
    That was a nightmare.
    66:55
    I'm teasing. It was It wasn't that bad. I'm teasing.
    66:57
    You know what I think we could do? I don't know why it's, you know, reverberating or
    67:02
    giving feedback or whatever, but
    67:03
    Okay, John, are you ready?
    67:05
    I mean, yeah, we're This is for all the
    67:06
    Did you go first?
    67:07
    I don't give a [ __ ]
    67:08
    I think it would be better if you went first.
    67:10
    I don't give a [ __ ] You want me to go first?
    67:12
    Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But we got to turn this on for chat.
    67:14
    Okay.
    67:14
    Okay.
    67:15
    Switch from Ralph's has been played in. Thank you.
    67:18
    What does it say?
    67:19
    They switched from Ralph.
    67:21
    Thank you.
    67:22
    All right. Well,
    67:23
    see you, Ralph. Fudging scores. What am I doing here? No, we're not fudging scores. We're going to we're going to take pictures. We're going to take pictures.
    67:30
    Yeah, you can see us. It's fine. Quit quit crying about it.
    67:33
    Okay.
    67:33
    Somebody ought to be able to flip between the both streams and let us know where they are at the end of you know what I mean.
    67:39
    Mason and Conrad's here for us, too.
    67:40
    Kind of give me some give me some, you know,
    67:42
    give me some flow.
    67:43
    Just like let me know like what's what's their score after their first ball. First ball's over. Here's where their points are.
    67:48
    Oh, that's not a bad idea. You know what I mean? That's not a bad idea. Let's get inside information.
    67:52
    You didn't have to be inside. It's just information. I don't give a [laughter] You know what I mean? I could use anything with it. I'm just going to know like am I doing okay or am I not?
    67:59
    You know, how are we doing? Do we really need a ball three or did our ball one do it? You know what I mean?
    68:04
    We don't know that if we don't know until the end what each of our scores are. Then there's less drama. You want drama, right? And then what you want, you want drama. Like you want like, you know, like let's go some, okay, chat, my name is John. We need some people to give us
    68:19
    some info. You got to go over to to his thing and you got to tune in and figure out the scores and then come back and like let us know where they are, how they're doing like retro rape, blew it up, whatever. He's not going to blow it up. Not that it matters. Not that I give a [ __ ] but at least it'll be, you know, we like have an idea what we're doing here. All right, we're ready to go. Let's go. Let's go first. I want you to go first.
    68:42
    I need you to help me. I need you like I'm ready to coach you.
    68:45
    Uh or I'm so I'm just going to hit shots. You just do you, buddy, and see what happens. You're a good player.
    68:50
    I don't know. I don't know about that.
    68:53
    Speak for yourself.
    68:55
    Speak for yourself, Virtual.
    68:58
    They are barely starting. Okay, good. See,
    69:01
    we're barely starting, too. Okay, good. That's good. I like that. I'm not sure who that was, but
    69:06
    that's great.
    69:07
    Here we go. We're starting right now.
    69:09
    Do your little login thing so you can get that out of the way.
    69:11
    Get this out of the way.
    69:16
    There it is. JBS show. All right, Johnny. I want this W.
    69:23
    Is this a big one for you?
    69:24
    This is a [laughter] biggie. This is a biggie. I want this W. I want this W. Lord.
    69:29
    So far, Ralph's first ball is at 16 million.
    69:32
    [ __ ]
    69:32
    Golly, man, he's kicking ass. I better get
    69:35
    We got this.
    69:36
    Oh, yeah.
    69:38
    Here it is.
    69:39
    Oh, I didn't hit a damn one of those things.
    69:42
    I got to do better now. My god. Don't worry about it.
    69:44
    What are we doing?
    69:45
    Don't worry about it. You got a ball straight. All right,
    69:49
    now simmer down.
    69:50
    Simmer down. Simmer down. Ah,
    69:52
    there it is. All right, we got ball lock and we can go for modes.
    69:56
    I got to start a mode, man. Right. I got to start a mode. I feel like I got to start a mode.
    70:00
    Okay,
    70:02
    good back hand. That was a good back hand.
    70:04
    Nothing over there I need to be hitting. That was like why' I do that? You know what I'm saying?
    70:08
    I don't know.
    70:08
    That was a Oh, mercy.
    70:10
    Good save.
    70:11
    Where are we going with this? I'm going to uh Oh, no. up in there.
    70:16
    Right there. Microbots. Now we can lock ball. We can go purple.
    70:20
    Sure. Shoot any ramp. I need to shoot ramps.
    70:23
    Ramps. And then what? Just ramp. Okay. As we begin this episode of the Transformers.
    70:31
    The Transformers.
    70:33
    I mean, I don't dislike locking balls.
    70:35
    I don't dislike it either, John. I like that first shot. And let's see where it comes out. Maybe go left. Let's go left. I feel I feel like lift is good, but I need to do better than that.
    70:45
    That's all right. Good bounce over.
    70:47
    Oh, mer. Oh,
    70:48
    don't worry about it. I'll save it.
    70:50
    Sitting there waiting for you to use it.
    70:53
    Oh,
    70:55
    are they no longer purple?
    70:57
    No, they're still purple.
    71:00
    Okay, shake it off. Here it comes.
    71:02
    All right, you got the right ramp.
    71:05
    Uh, it's okay. I missed that one.
    71:07
    Okay. Uh,
    71:12
    I can't hit [ __ ]
    71:13
    Don't even worry about it. Shake that [ __ ] off. Here it is. That's a microbots 500,000.
    71:19
    I like it. I like it. I like the flow.
    71:24
    What am I doing here? Same thing. Just keep doing it. More of the same.
    71:27
    More of the same. Rinse and repeat, as they say.
    71:34
    There it is. There it is. Oh, I love it. Okay, we could lock a ball if we want. And we got to hit Optimus. We got to hit Optimus.
    71:44
    Oh. Oh [ __ ] There's T. Oh, that was kind of like
    71:48
    Well, [ __ ] I missed that.
    71:50
    Yeah, you didn't hit Optimus.
    71:51
    I mean, that was kind of
    71:52
    That would have been a final blow.
    71:54
    Ah, man. That's some [ __ ] Ah,
    71:56
    and he missed and failed it.
    71:58
    [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Sorry, Jamie. I let you down, buddy.
    72:02
    No, no, no, no. I think that's a good first start.
    72:04
    I really should have hit that guy, though. I saw him. He did
    72:07
    Optimus, you mean? Yeah, Optimus. I should have hit that one.
    72:10
    All right,
    72:11
    here we go. That was only 14 million.
    72:13
    We got to breathe. We got [music] to breathe.
    72:14
    He's at 31.1.
    72:16
    All right, don't Let's not worry about Ralph.
    72:18
    Let's not worry about [laughter] Ralph. Let's not worry about Ralph.
    72:20
    All right, we don't want to know anymore.
    72:22
    We might not want to know anymore.
    72:25
    We might not want to know anymore.
    72:27
    All right. I'm always so short on the first one.
    72:30
    There it is. There. Come on back down. [ __ ]
    72:33
    Oh, that was that was fantastic. Okay.
    72:42
    Okay. So, we want to lock balls and we want to start a mission, John.
    72:45
    Sure. Yeah.
    72:46
    So, let's start a mission.
    72:47
    Oh, god. That's deadly with that forehand.
    72:49
    Retreat.
    72:50
    I would always be backhanding that bad boy.
    72:52
    Yeah.
    72:52
    You know what I mean? [snorts]
    72:54
    Should I backhand this on the fly over here or go for Optimus?
    72:57
    What? Uh, I don't know. Whatever you want to do.
    72:59
    Okay.
    73:01
    I don't know.
    73:01
    Oh, that was a mistake. That was a mistake.
    73:03
    That's ball one, baby. Ball one. Ball one. Shake it off. Shake that off.
    73:10
    Okay,
    73:10
    shake it off.
    73:11
    The pressure is getting to me. The pressure is getting to me. It's okay.
    73:14
    The pressure is getting to me.
    73:16
    Rudy's at 10 million far. Okay.
    73:19
    Bad ball one for Jamie. Team Jamie. Team JBS.
    73:22
    Right over there on top of that barrel.
    73:24
    There's a little card.
    73:26
    I mean, yeah, we will sometimes. Yeah, for sure. Yeah.
    73:31
    Absolutely. Hope youall have fun.
    73:33
    Multiball. Vote multiball. They brought their kids in
    73:37
    and they were little
    73:38
    [ __ ] 1.8 though.
    73:40
    Boy, howdy. Those kids were
    73:41
    those kids were a little shitty though.
    73:42
    They were fine. They were kids. Like what? They can't like there's not a when like not they couldn't.
    73:48
    All right, let's get this not do what they could.
    73:50
    I know. They were pressing the [ __ ] all over.
    73:52
    They were [ __ ] pestering my ass. God damn.
    73:56
    All right, lock this ball.
    73:58
    But they couldn't not be kids. Oh, that I missed that one.
    74:00
    Oh, okay.
    74:01
    Can I backhand this? Yes, you can answer. Yes. All right, let's start a mode.
    74:07
    Okay,
    74:09
    I like this.
    74:10
    Okay, I need to
    74:12
    Oh, I like that.
    74:13
    Oh god, that went right down the middle.
    74:15
    Right down the middle. What are you going to do?
    74:17
    Nothing.
    74:18
    Not do what I did. Not use that flipper that target like I chastise you for doing it 5 minutes ago.
    74:25
    Uh Enzo wants to know, is that DC?
    74:28
    DC.
    74:29
    Diet Coke. Yeah,
    74:30
    Diet Coke. Yes,
    74:31
    but I already had two. So,
    74:32
    baby.
    74:33
    All right.
    74:34
    All right. We're going to get the super skill shot.
    74:36
    Let's go.
    74:37
    That's a good one.
    74:38
    Oh, that was a beauty. That was 5 million.
    74:42
    5 million points. You got [music] this. Don't worry. You're good.
    74:48
    Yeah. Okay. All right. You got that blue standup target. You knocked the [ __ ] out of it.
    74:54
    Oh, man. You are
    74:56
    I'm dangerous. Flailing around. It's okay.
    75:01
    I'm trying to hit Optimus.
    75:02
    He's trying all kinds of [ __ ] You're doing great. [laughter] Keep it. Keep plugging away, baby.
    75:06
    Oh, that's coming down.
    75:07
    Keep plugging away. You're going to get it in a minute. You're going to hit it. There you go. Get that. Get that mode. Boom. You got in there. You should have got it. You rock.
    75:13
    I got the mode. I got the motor.
    75:15
    The purple microbots.
    75:17
    Shoot them. Shoot him up.
    75:20
    Oh, look at that. That was great.
    75:22
    Oh, that was good. You didn't even need it. He wasn't even lit. I'm going to shoot him anyway.
    75:25
    Here you go. Shoot that. Oh, right up the middle. Now it's up the middle. All right. Simmer down ball. It's okay. It's okay.
    75:32
    Oh.
    75:33
    Oh.
    75:34
    Oh, man. That's okay.
    75:35
    Damn it, John. I was doing [ __ ]
    75:37
    Okay. You were. You were. Yes, you were. [sighs]
    75:40
    I'm going to be going over there to get another fresh beer here in a minute. [laughter]
    75:46
    All right. I think we're at disadvantage. They say chat says
    75:50
    because it's pro versus Ali. Pin Palladian says
    75:53
    what
    75:54
    should we use that as
    75:55
    a That's some [ __ ] I thought we were playing the same version.
    75:59
    Yeah, that's totally [ __ ] That means we need to like step up.
    76:02
    We need to step up all three.
    76:03
    That's what it means.
    76:03
    We need to step up all three. I just popped the new Zen. I should be doing good.
    76:08
    Quit being a bunch of pansies and play pinball.
    76:10
    Let's go. Let's go.
    76:12
    Let's go.
    76:14
    All right.
    76:15
    Let's go.
    76:17
    All three. Look at us right there.
    76:19
    We need him to light locks. Yeah. So, we need you to light some damn locks. Okay.
    76:24
    Start a mode and let's go into multiball. Let's get this 8 million.
    76:29
    Ah, like that.
    76:31
    Okay, there it is.
    76:32
    He wants me to light locks.
    76:33
    All right, I want you to light locks
    76:36
    now. I want you to start a mode.
    76:38
    I'm trying to uh do what? Start a mode.
    76:40
    Start a mode because now then we'll stack that [ __ ] or do you want to go empty multiball just to get us off?
    76:46
    How many balls have I locked?
    76:48
    You've locked two.
    76:48
    Well, then I don't want to do that yet. That'd be dumb.
    76:50
    Well, that's what I want to win. I We want to win. Oh, I like what you just did there.
    76:55
    You know, we'll like go up here and like kind of tap that.
    76:58
    You know what I mean? Kind of try to get control. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh god damn it. It's not looking [laughter] good.
    77:06
    You got it.
    77:06
    You got this. All right. You don't need that.
    77:09
    Oh, it's backhand this.
    77:12
    Oh man. Look at me.
    77:14
    Right in the middle. I liked it.
    77:17
    Okay.
    77:17
    Okay. Backhand that middle.
    77:18
    That's right in the middle. Bastard.
    77:20
    Oh man. You did that again. [laughter]
    77:24
    Ladies and gentlemen, no more for me, Jamie. It's all on your shoulders, buddy. You can do it.
    77:31
    Paden. Paden. Paden. All right. I'm a [ __ ] When is Eureka's premium arriving?
    77:37
    We don't know when the premium's coming.
    77:39
    Um, whenever they ship it to us, we ordered it, you know.
    77:42
    Okay.
    77:42
    So, soon as we can, I think, hey, hey, word on the street. Yeah.
    77:46
    Like maybe
    77:48
    Sonic's coming before this guy. Oh,
    77:51
    Sonic will be here, I think. And I don't know,
    77:54
    John, I need I'm not going to say anything until I hear things.
    77:58
    Oh, I dumped you already. The last one.
    78:00
    It's ready. So, hey. Uh, yeah. So, we'll see. Okay. Go in the right slot there. Oh, look at you. Look at you. There. You can just squeeze it in there.
    78:15
    How many balls have I locked?
    78:17
    Just one, I think.
    78:18
    I don't know. Want to backhand it?
    78:21
    No, cuz what if I've locked two?
    78:22
    I don't know. I've only locked one. You see it?
    78:25
    Where? Oh, you did only lock one. Good. Eye. That was great.
    78:30
    You know what? I'm okay.
    78:30
    Backhand it. Backhand it. Let's go. Lock that ball. Fine. Trap up. Get control. Lock the ball. [ __ ] off. [laughter]
    78:40
    Oh, that's funny. That's [ __ ] funny. That is funny. Good job, buddy. Good job. Add our scores up.
    78:47
    Now we're doing better. We're doing better. We got to do better than that.
    78:52
    Yeah,
    78:54
    we got to do a lot better than that.
    78:55
    We got to do better than that.
    78:56
    That was horrible.
    78:56
    Somebody take a picture of that.
    78:57
    Take a picture of that. That's
    78:59
    I don't have my camera.
    79:00
    1918 1981. [snorts]
    79:04
    That's embarrassing.
    79:05
    Oh, here. Get this off of there.
    79:12
    Oh lord, what a pain in the balls.
    79:14
    There we go. There it is. That's right. So 20 37 36
    79:22
    I'm going first. [music]
    79:22
    36 37 I'm going first. If he's already at 31 then he's
    79:26
    all right. 66 and 98 million now on ball three.
    79:30
    Oh, they killed us. They killed
    79:31
    Fine.
    79:31
    They killed us. [music]
    79:32
    So now we know what we need. We need 100 million.
    79:34
    Do you want to stop and call him and talk to him about it and tell him how much we What are you trying to do? You trying to hide your We got We need to stop and call him. He needs time to gloat.
    79:41
    He needs time to It's best of two games.
    79:43
    It's best of two.
    79:44
    Yeah.
    79:44
    How do you do best of two? Well, this 37 does. We could throw it out. And now we try again.
    79:50
    Okay,
    79:51
    that's best of three. Do best of three.
    79:54
    All right, we'll see. Maybe we'll do best of three.
    79:56
    Come on. What are we doing here?
    79:58
    All right, tell tell Ralph we're doing best of three.
    80:00
    I feel like best of three. Come on. I best of three just seems to be
    80:03
    Well, we're going to do best deal. Especially if we're like, we'll just do it.
    80:07
    We need to do something here. You know what I mean?
    80:09
    Oh [ __ ] What's that?
    80:10
    I put a player three in.
    80:12
    Oh Jesus, Jamie.
    80:13
    And I put a player four in.
    80:14
    Oh my god. Oh my god.
    80:16
    All right, shake that off. You're gonna have to
    80:17
    Now I got to add more credits.
    80:19
    I got it.
    80:20
    Um, hey, I'm gonna need to get another beer probably.
    80:23
    Go get another beer. I'll take another sponsor.
    80:29
    Should we just slow it play this? Should I slow
    80:31
    round two?
    80:32
    Round two. Should I play?
    80:34
    Go for it.
    80:35
    I don't know if I want to play without him though, ladies and gentlemen.
    80:39
    No, I gotta be honest. Okay, they won. But we get another round. We get another round. Okay, Mason, we get another round. We're going three games. What time is it? Oh [ __ ] We might not. I'm going to go. Okay, I'm going to go. I don't have my coach. I don't have my coach. And I'm playing like dog [ __ ] today.
    81:08
    But I don't have my coach, but I don't need him. I'm going to I don't need him. I can do this with you guys. I can do this with you, Mason. We're going to get this 8 million point skill shot. There it is. Here it comes.
    81:26
    Okay, that's 5 million.
    81:35
    Okay, now we're talking. We don't need to worry about this. All right, we're just going to backhand that right in there. We're going to start Golden Lagoon. We're going to try to lock some balls and we're going to have a lot of fun with Golden Lagoon. I got to shoot 25 points to the final blow. Right out of the gate, I got Golden Lagoon. Okay, here we're going to hit Optimus. There it is. There it is.
    82:12
    [music]
    82:18
    Oh, I turned you off. You're on. God,
    82:33
    you got distracted by me.
    82:34
    Distracted by you.
    82:35
    Yeah, I know.
    82:36
    That's my fault. I turned your mic off.
    82:38
    [ __ ] man.
    82:39
    [ __ ]
    82:41
    Damn it, J. [ __ ]
    82:43
    We could have been winners.
    82:44
    We can still be winners. 11 million is not terrible. It's a good
    82:47
    turned off my mic.
    82:48
    Yeah.
    82:49
    All right. Come on.
    82:51
    Where's my drink? Here it is.
    82:52
    All right. There you go.
    82:54
    All right. We got the pink refreshment.
    82:56
    Here we go. I'm going to log in. And maybe they'll give me some extra mojo.
    82:59
    Mojo,
    83:00
    you know.
    83:01
    All right, that's this one counts, you guys. We got to do something here. So, they still have to play another game as well.
    83:08
    Oh, damn it.
    83:09
    Too hard.
    83:11
    Yeah. [ __ ]
    83:12
    Don't worry about that.
    83:12
    I think that shot gave me no.
    83:14
    All right, you can hit Optimus or or
    83:17
    Optimus doesn't just like
    83:19
    Well, it helps you.
    83:20
    Oh, jeez. Right out of the gate. Lost that.
    83:23
    No, it's just a ball save. Okay, Optimus. Now we can lock balls. Man, this is really
    83:28
    And we can get modes going. Oh, mercy.
    83:30
    I like that bounce out.
    83:32
    Okay, we can lock balls. Can we just kind of lock like that? Nope. I sure can't.
    83:40
    Oh, did you see me try that one?
    83:41
    I saw that.
    83:42
    Oh, boy.
    83:43
    I know. Sometimes you got to live dangerously, you know,
    83:47
    right? I mean, I know what you do.
    83:49
    And then you die. But I mean, like like Whoa. And I died. And I died.
    83:54
    That's what happened. Did I blow? that I popped. Did my peep pop.
    83:57
    Let's just pep talk this.
    83:59
    I lost. We need to I lost a little bit on that one. We pep talk in here.
    84:02
    We're going to pep talk.
    84:03
    Okay. All right. Pep.
    84:04
    We got to simmer down.
    84:05
    We'll simmer down. [laughter]
    84:08
    Okay. We're just nervous. We're nervous.
    84:10
    Okay. All right. We're a little worked up right now.
    84:12
    We're a little worked up. I want to down. We're down one.
    84:14
    We're down one.
    84:15
    Well, we got to go. That's the lamest [ __ ] It's got to be a two out of a three. We change it on the fly.
    84:23
    144 and 117. Hey, they're slaying us.
    84:26
    They're slaying us.
    84:28
    They're slaying us.
    84:29
    But wait a minute. If they're not playing a pro, then this is a bunch of [ __ ] What do we even waste our time on? Hey, let's pick another [ __ ]
    84:36
    just started one shall fall.
    84:38
    Okay, then look.
    84:39
    You know what we should do? We should do Harry Potter next time.
    84:43
    What do you mean next?
    84:43
    It's the same one.
    84:44
    We can't do it now.
    84:45
    What are you talking about? I'll move all this [ __ ] right now to Batman. [laughter] Let's go.
    84:49
    He doesn't have a Batman.
    84:50
    What does he have?
    84:51
    He doesn't have a Batman.
    84:52
    Huh? What's he got? I'll roll this thing over there to Harry Potter right
    84:57
    come on [laughter] we're acting defeated. Damn it.
    85:00
    I'm
    85:01
    We're acting defeated. I don't like this attitude.
    85:04
    We got to be [ __ ] resilient.
    85:06
    Okay, let's go.
    85:08
    Okay, resilient. Look at that. That's perfect. Here it comes.
    85:14
    Woo. That was fast throwing through there.
    85:18
    What are you going to do? Lock balls.
    85:20
    I'm going to lock a ball.
    85:21
    Start a mode. That's block one
    85:22
    in the multiball.
    85:23
    Start a mode.
    85:24
    Wreck shot.
    85:25
    Rec shot. All right, I'm going to hit Optimus right here.
    85:27
    Okay, got him. Got him. It's good. There we go. Oh, missed that shot. Oh, he tried.
    85:34
    Ow.
    85:35
    I kicked you. I kicked him, but you know what? I saved my life.
    85:38
    That's fine.
    85:39
    Oh.
    85:40
    Oh, man. You wanted to lock that ball.
    85:46
    What are you doing? What are you doing up there? All right, lock this ball. [ __ ]
    85:54
    Great. What number is this?
    85:56
    That's two.
    85:57
    Great. Start a mode. Like, you know how this works.
    85:59
    We got to start a mode.
    86:00
    You know how this works.
    86:01
    I'm going to hit optimist real quick.
    86:03
    Why? To get that ready. Oh, I see what you're saying. Okay, fine. Okay, you did it. Now, now Okay. Oh, now you go. You got them both down. Okay. Oh, you to trap up right there. Trapped that up. That bad boy. Okay. Get him. Okay. All right. A little bit off.
    86:24
    What do you think? Can I make this come over?
    86:26
    Come on. Try to like I mean Yeah, but you got to hit the shot. You're hitting all around it. You're doing great. Almost. Stop.
    86:32
    [ __ ] That's trouble, right?
    86:33
    Okay. Hold up. Hold on.
    86:35
    Okay. All right. Let's take a deep breath. Let's take a deep breath. Let's see what we're down. Hold on.
    86:38
    Do extra balls count. No. No. No. We're draining them.
    86:41
    You kickers are dangerous.
    86:42
    Yeah. I bet you he turned his kick.
    86:44
    I'll kick your ass if you stand behind me. [laughter] I'll tell you right now.
    86:48
    So, we want to start this mode. It's on Microbots, which will put us on Solar Needle. And then Solar Needle is really good
    86:55
    because it's all that [ __ ] I think so.
    86:57
    Whatever you say.
    86:59
    I missed it.
    87:00
    It's okay. Trap up.
    87:02
    Oh, that wasn't That was You're doing great. Keep it up, Virtual. Almost.
    87:08
    That's trouble.
    87:08
    Oh, you got it. Trouble turned into victory.
    87:11
    Autobot. All right, we go right for lock right here.
    87:13
    Arrows to light final blows. Okay. So, we go right here, dude. I
    87:17
    swear. Lock that ball.
    87:19
    We're going to lock this [ __ ] right here.
    87:20
    Rex shop.
    87:21
    Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
    87:23
    That's what a [ __ ] shot.
    87:26
    Come on.
    87:29
    Let's [ __ ] go.
    87:32
    All right. Let's have a good multiball here, dude. Let's have a good multiball.
    87:35
    Purple shots. There's a lot of purple shots. These are blue. Blue and purple would be left.
    87:42
    That is saying
    87:43
    I'm going to hit that right here. I'm going to hit this right here. I'm going to hit this right here. I hit
    87:46
    That's okay. That's okay. You went a little bit. Um, you'll get it. You'll get it. It's It's late, but not too late. But hit them. That book. Uh, yeah. Weird.
    87:54
    Just hit all of them. Just hit all the [ __ ]
    87:56
    I can't hit that.
    87:57
    Hit all of them. Keep trying. You'll get some good feeds in a minute. If not, hit other [ __ ] Who cares? Who cares? Just keep them separated.
    88:06
    You know what I mean?
    88:06
    Yeah.
    88:07
    You want to hit um Yeah. Uh, that was good. That that lock shot wouldn't be bad too. You know what I'm saying? You know that lock shot you know and love. Hit that too. OH, YOU LOST THOSE TWO.
    88:20
    OH, you little bastard.
    88:22
    Oh, yo. Yep. Hang in there. Slow down. Right ramp. Right orbit.
    88:25
    Right orbit.
    88:26
    There you go. Just keep playing. Just keep playing. Left shot. That left shot there.
    88:31
    Okay. Or I can go right in the middle. I'm going to go right in the middle.
    88:35
    No. No. You missed it.
    88:36
    45. That's not getting it done.
    88:37
    Just keep [ __ ] playing. Don't even look at that.
    88:40
    We never look at our score. You look at your score and you lost your [ __ ] almost. See that? Almost [ __ ] it up. Go up the middle.
    88:46
    Go up the middle.
    88:47
    Nice and slow and easy. Oh, that's good. It's okay. That's fine. Look.
    88:51
    Oh, I got to hit Optimus. I got to hit Optimus
    88:53
    right now. Right now. Bam. Wear it. Oh [ __ ] It's okay. It'll come back. And we lost our Oh man. You know what? Good attempt. Good run at it.
    89:02
    Mission failed. 14 million.
    89:05
    That's all right. Guess what Retro Ralph didn't do. He didn't fail his mission.
    89:12
    Apparently not. Devastator is Ralph says that she's not changing the rules and it's not two of three, says Mason. [laughter]
    89:20
    I don't blame him. I don't
    89:21
    I don't blame him either.
    89:22
    Okay. Well, we're on ball two.
    89:23
    We're sucking. Hey. Hey. God damn it. What [laughter] you need to listen to though is that we ain't playing the same [ __ ] game. So, we need to get that [ __ ] [laughter] on paper right now cuz this is a pro. You're on the LE.
    89:37
    All right. Let's not worry about Let's not worry about an aster right now. We're going in. Yeah,
    89:42
    we're going in. I'm going starter mode and we're going to do one shall fall.
    89:46
    One last stand or whatever the [ __ ]
    89:48
    Let's go. One shall fall. Okay,
    89:50
    I've learned that by now. Oh, that was a good shot.
    89:53
    And one more solar light to light solar needle. But now you were probably
    89:58
    you were on a different you were on a different one then. So don't think that you're automatically in solar Needle. Or are you in Solar Needle? Damn, [music] I did that myself. I did that myself.
    90:08
    Yeah.
    90:08
    Gosh damn it, Jamie.
    90:10
    [ __ ] you.
    90:10
    We could have won. [ __ ] [ __ ]
    90:12
    36 million to Retro Ralph. 30 332. O, that's going to be a problem. 332. [laughter]
    90:21
    God damn. They [ __ ] kicked our asses. They kicked our asses.
    90:26
    That's going to be a problem. Are they drinking?
    90:28
    Are they drinking?
    90:29
    They're not. They're straight sober and we're really not doing putting a lot of pressure on them.
    90:33
    You know what?
    90:33
    Huh? What are we doing? We high five. too matching right here, dude.
    90:37
    I'm at 52. That's pretty terrible. Get you get your mat situated. All right. Get comfortable.
    90:46
    Mercy. [laughter] A million points.
    90:50
    All right. All right.
    90:51
    What are we doing here? We I have to do everything because I haven't even started a mode yet.
    90:56
    You're going to do the things right now, John.
    90:58
    Okay. Here we go.
    90:59
    Let's get this $5 million jackpot right here. Let's get this right here. should have. See, it didn't go through.
    91:06
    I should have had that.
    91:06
    Didn't go through. I wonder who operates these machines.
    91:09
    Oh, man. That was tough.
    91:12
    What am I doing now? I need to get I need I need to get something.
    91:15
    We don't have any locked balls. Okay, you can lock a ball. Oh, boy.
    91:19
    I got there. And then I got
    91:21
    You got to start a mode.
    91:22
    Oh, I got one of the Oh, that was straight out. Yeah, I know. What happens next time?
    91:27
    Okay.
    91:27
    What happens next time? [music]
    91:30
    I mean, I can start a mode, right? I mean,
    91:32
    or you can lock a ball.
    91:35
    I like it.
    91:36
    That's one ready. One in the queue.
    91:39
    Why wouldn't I? Why wouldn't I do that?
    91:43
    And why wouldn't I hit that guy? You know what I mean? Why wouldn't I hit that guy on that left flipper, though?
    91:48
    Well, you figure it out, you know.
    91:52
    Okay, good. You started Golden Lagoon.
    91:54
    I didn't mean to. Don't worry about that guy. Oh, and it flipped back in there. That's a spinner. That is fantastic.
    92:00
    Back spin, baby. Retro.
    92:02
    Excuse me. I belch to all of you guys.
    92:04
    We know when you guys are done. We're on game two right now.
    92:07
    It's the best of two grind scores and you're saying you're trying to change the rules.
    92:10
    No, come on.
    92:11
    Shut up, Ralph.
    92:12
    Come on. We just like, you know, like it would have been nice cuz I had a shitty game one, but baby.
    92:18
    Oh, whatever. What? You're [laughter] saying that? You're saying that you're a baby?
    92:22
    I think he's saying the same thing about us.
    92:24
    Good, John.
    92:26
    All right. Come on now. Woo.
    92:28
    Let's get Let's hit Optimus
    92:31
    something right
    92:31
    right here.
    92:32
    I missed him. I missed him.
    92:35
    Oh man.
    92:37
    Golly. Hey Ralph, you got to admit though, [snorts] bro. Pro Ellie, different games. Just saying. Just saying. Different games. Got to. You have to, right? You have to. What are we doing? What are we [laughter] doing? We're not the matter. Noata. Okay. What we're looking at here is ball three magic.
    92:58
    Let's go
    92:59
    for both of us.
    93:00
    Send it.
    93:01
    Okay.
    93:01
    Because I've got I've got one shall fall.
    93:05
    Okay.
    93:05
    Ready.
    93:06
    And that's worth some points.
    93:08
    Look who I told you who would be here tonight
    93:11
    after having uh see the guy behind me. Yeah.
    93:15
    Just drove 30 hours from Cape Cod non-stop.
    93:18
    So, uh yeah,
    93:21
    I knew I knew I knew he was going to be here tonight. So,
    93:24
    uh, if you ever come to Eureka Heights, please try the pink lemonade seltzer.
    93:27
    It's really good. It's really good.
    93:30
    It's really good.
    93:31
    All right. Are we ready? Ball three magic Johnny.
    93:34
    Ball three magic.
    93:35
    I did what I could do.
    93:36
    I'm proud of you. I'm proud of I'm proud of us.
    93:39
    I [laughter] mean, you know, we didn't really,
    93:40
    you know, the effort was there.
    93:41
    We didn't put on, you know, the
    93:43
    No, no, no, no. We're going to get one shelf fall. I'm going to go 2x playfield. Look, here's what we're doing.
    93:48
    One shall fall. 2x Playfield. Let's put some [ __ ] points. Are you ready for Oh, that would be That would be [music] huge.
    93:54
    That's what we're doing.
    93:55
    That would be really huge if you if you It's okay. It's fine. No worries. Just kind of get control of the ball and you know what I mean. You may have to post pass. You know, I don't know how this works.
    94:03
    Okay. I think we can post pass.
    94:05
    Yeah, you can. Cuz you're good at this.
    94:09
    Look at that.
    94:09
    Look at that. All right. Can I sneak that in there?
    94:11
    Yeah. Yes, you can. Absolutely. Okay. It's okay. Trap it up. Oh, that was a almost a beauty. That was almost [laughter] a beauty, but it turned out to not be I'm sorry, baby. What's that? [laughter]
    94:26
    I don't know what she's looking for.
    94:30
    Huh?
    94:30
    Did you fix the FIFA machine?
    94:32
    Totally. Yes, it should be on right now. Yes.
    94:35
    Go play some FIFA.
    94:36
    It's the Exactly. Yes. It's good.
    94:39
    Well, that didn't work. Okay.
    94:41
    It's the It's the FIFA machine, and I love that.
    94:44
    Yeah, it's the FIFA machine. It's the FIFA machine.
    94:46
    Listen, you need 150 to 180 million. [laughter]
    94:51
    No big deal.
    94:52
    No big deal.
    94:53
    All right, here we go.
    94:55
    We got our asses handed to us, huh?
    94:57
    Yeah, we did. Oh, that was even horrible.
    94:59
    That was hard, too.
    95:00
    How many modes have you done?
    95:02
    Not enough.
    95:03
    You need one more mode.
    95:06
    And you can lock a ball, too. You have Oh, don't start multiball. You need to start a mode.
    95:11
    If we're going to do this, let's do it. You know what, man? I struggle with that um
    95:17
    back hand right here.
    95:18
    No. Oh. Oh, man.
    95:24
    Okay. Right up the middle.
    95:26
    Right up the middle to start the mode.
    95:27
    Yeah. Michael middle. Not the middle. Middle.
    95:30
    Fat middle.
    95:31
    Oh, okay. All right. All right.
    95:34
    Okay. Can I go?
    95:35
    Damn right you can.
    95:37
    Oh, I like that. Oh, did you see my upper flipper hit that? And almost that's not
    95:42
    Here it goes again, ladies and gentlemen.
    95:45
    Oh god, why did I do that? Why do you do the crosscourt shot? Should never do the crosscourt shot.
    95:50
    It's dangerous. Okay, that's good. Get that out of there.
    95:56
    Oh, I went for it.
    95:57
    Magnet.
    95:58
    I went for it.
    95:59
    Y'all lost.
    96:00
    Not yet. Not yet.
    96:02
    We damn sure.
    96:04
    Not yet.
    96:04
    Could have.
    96:06
    I mean.
    96:07
    Okay. Okay. Not yet. Don't say we've lost now. Look that ball and get this stack going.
    96:13
    Is that what I'm doing?
    96:14
    Oh, yeah. You are. And then we're going uh one south fall and we're going to get 500 million points. Lord,
    96:20
    you're going to GC this [ __ ] right here.
    96:22
    All right. All right. I'm ready.
    96:25
    Oh, don't worry about it.
    96:30
    I'm going to try that [ __ ]
    96:32
    [ __ ] yes.
    96:33
    Do that.
    96:35
    We're coming for you, Ralphie boy. Okay. But I have to finish this mode and another one, right? Can I like go to another mode? So, one shot off.
    96:44
    No, I haven't.
    96:45
    Okay. Well, don't worry about that.
    96:46
    Can I go to another mode?
    96:48
    Let's do our yellows and purples. Let's just focus all on that.
    96:52
    Okay. Tell me where do I need to hit. I want to know where I mean I'm not looking up.
    96:57
    Well, then
    96:58
    hit down the middle. We got to hit that left ramp.
    97:01
    Okay. Oh,
    97:03
    got to hit Optimus.
    97:05
    Left ramp. I'm trying to hit left ramp. Oh god.
    97:09
    Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. You don't need it,
    97:13
    man. I am struggling here. Okay. Tell me where some more left. I just lost that ball.
    97:18
    All right. That was good. Oh, get that out of there.
    97:23
    I know. I know. Exactly.
    97:27
    I like it. There's a lot of points. There's a lot of points. Johnny Spades. Hold on.
    97:39
    2.6. I like what I'm seeing here.
    97:42
    Oh, there went one. There went one.
    97:44
    All right. All right. Trap up.
    97:47
    I want to get that.
    97:47
    All right.
    97:48
    Hit Optimus. Hit Optimus. Hit Optimus.
    97:50
    Got to be really good, but I missed it. Oh mercy.
    97:55
    All right, he's gone. Don't worry about Optimus anymore.
    97:59
    Trap up and let's reboot. Let's reboot. Okay, so you've only done one mode.
    98:06
    So, we got to do another mode to get to one [music] man last man standing.
    98:09
    All right.
    98:09
    90 and 100 million with a ball to play.
    98:12
    Don't worry, it's all the pressure is on you.
    98:14
    Yeah.
    98:14
    And you can do this.
    98:17
    I like that shot, John.
    98:24
    Okay.
    98:26
    Prime target.
    98:27
    Energize. Just go for it.
    98:28
    Go for it.
    98:29
    It's fine. That ain't going to get us more points, but it's going to make it easier to finish this mode, which is what we want.
    98:35
    That's what we want.
    98:37
    I like it. I like it. I like it.
    98:41
    Uh
    98:42
    I like the Olay thing you do with your
    98:44
    That not enough. God dang it.
    98:48
    That got me too.
    98:49
    [ __ ]
    98:50
    That got me too.
    98:51
    I really wanted that one.
    98:52
    I'm really proud of us.
    98:53
    Really proud of us.
    98:55
    I think we had fun.
    98:56
    We had a good time.
    98:56
    We had fun.
    98:57
    We [music] had a good time. Hopefully they'll call their stream.
    98:59
    I'm sure they did. He's They're going to be
    99:02
    having a great time.
    99:03
    So,
    99:04
    we'll call their stream.
    99:05
    Call them up.
    99:06
    What do we get?
    99:09
    18. Yeah. Not enough.
    99:12
    119 and change.
    99:13
    Hey, buddy.
    99:14
    Can't believe Taylor came in tonight. [laughter] Amazing.
    99:17
    119 and change.
    99:18
    Working on things.
    99:20
    That sucks.
    99:22
    All right, I'm going to go into Retro Rob stream. YOLO live. allow
    99:33
    Taylor's not not going to be here working on machines.
    99:35
    Let's finish. But I think they I think Yeah, he's calling us in. I think we beat him.
    99:39
    Hey guys, you boys. You kicked the [ __ ] out of us.
    99:42
    Well done.
    99:42
    Hold on. Hold on.
    99:44
    Should we beat you? Hold on.
    99:45
    Oh yeah.
    99:46
    Oh yeah. We We didn't sniff.
    99:50
    We barely got a
    99:51
    I got 53 million.
    99:53
    Yeah.
    99:54
    And John Spates got 65. Y'all are still playing. What happened, man?
    99:59
    Well, we're calling we're calling [ __ ] because
    100:03
    What do you mean?
    100:04
    You're on an LE
    100:07
    and we're on a pro. Ours is [laughter] much harder.
    100:10
    You made me trade.
    100:12
    It's harder. This
    100:13
    is much harder.
    100:15
    They just give away points on the LE.
    100:17
    I mean, they give away points to make the LE owners feel better.
    100:20
    No idea. I have no idea. I'm totally making that up. All right. Okay. Well, that was that was fun, guys. We're going to have to do this. Next time we do it, though, next time we do it, we got to figure out how to like bring the feed in.
    100:32
    Yeah.
    100:33
    Okay.
    100:34
    Yeah,
    100:34
    I know we can do that.
    100:37
    Yeah,
    100:38
    I know. They're going to get pissed about the echo.
    100:40
    What do you What do you have? Harry Potter.
    100:43
    Yeah, tell us your game.
    100:45
    What have you got?
    100:46
    Harry Potter, Evil Dead, Deadpool, Predator, Walking Dead Remastered, King Kong, John Wick, Sonic, and Jaws. Oh, Walking Dead remastered.
    100:55
    It's on Walking
    100:56
    Dead Remastered. Are you kidding me?
    100:59
    All right, next time we do this, let's do Walking Dead remaster.
    101:02
    Done deal. We're going to wipe the floor with that. [laughter]
    101:06
    All right, guys. Have fun. Have fun.
    101:09
    That was fun, dude.
    101:10
    That was so fun. See you guys. Adios. [laughter]
    101:16
    I am a little disappointed in us.
    101:18
    We did not perform pinball. I did much better earlier.
    101:22
    I'm sorry. I we're sorry. Okay.
    101:26
    Hey, you know, we did what we did. You know what I mean?
    101:29
    We've been drinking.
    101:30
    Hey, let's play right now. We'll probably 200 200 million each. You know,
    101:34
    let's let's call this redemption round.
    101:36
    The redemption round.
    101:37
    Redemption round.
    101:37
    Play redemption round for you guys to And then we got to shut this down because this place closes at 10.
    101:44
    That's 20 minutes. You think we're going to last [ __ ] 20 minutes?
    101:47
    I'll go first. I'll go first.
    101:48
    The way we're playing, we'll be done in 10. That right ramp is eating our lunch, dude.
    101:53
    I Yeah,
    101:54
    right.
    101:54
    I I I The game is not
    101:58
    Diet Coke on me, Enzo. Thank you so much dude.
    102:02
    The game is not boring.
    102:04
    Do you like it?
    102:05
    I I mean, I'm enjoying playing it. I'm enjoying playing it. There's a lot of
    102:10
    challenging shots. These things over here are challenging. You sometimes all these three skill shots, you sometimes don't get a damn one. You know,
    102:17
    I haven't hit one of those. But and you know some of the shots if you play. Thank you.
    102:22
    I feel like you want to like be a little more in control here and not flail like I do, right? If you're more player, slow it down.
    102:29
    Trap up. Um take your like you do like all right, what do I need to do here? I need to do this to get the points and then work on that like methodically.
    102:36
    Methodically
    102:38
    unlike how we just played them,
    102:41
    but
    102:42
    Oh,
    102:43
    that's where the points are. We got uh kind of caught up in the All right. So, that's a skill shot of 500 million
    102:50
    in the emotion, in the drama,
    102:54
    in the moment.
    102:56
    We did.
    102:57
    We were caught up.
    102:59
    Look at that. You're in the microbots right now.
    103:01
    I'm in the microbots. I'm going to start locking balls.
    103:04
    Let's go.
    103:05
    Next thing you know, one shall fall.
    103:07
    And we're going to do one shall fall
    103:10
    cuz we had a much better game one when we played.
    103:13
    We did. Yeah, we always do.
    103:14
    We always do.
    103:15
    We always do. So, what that means, we shouldn't play
    103:18
    until we turn it on to play Ralph.
    103:20
    All right, there's one.
    103:23
    There's two.
    103:25
    Oh, that should be a spinner.
    103:28
    Grimlock.
    103:30
    You're You're doing great.
    103:32
    Uh-oh.
    103:33
    That was trouble.
    103:34
    I can't move machines. Yep.
    103:37
    I It is just Now you'll get to it. Okay. I I just have a mental block with it. Like it's not allowed,
    103:45
    right?
    103:46
    I'm going to drink the rest of this pink lemonade.
    103:48
    Sure.
    103:49
    Shake this [ __ ] off.
    103:50
    Shake that [ __ ] off, Virtual. Play better next time.
    103:52
    I will.
    103:52
    Loser.
    103:53
    [ __ ] loser.
    103:54
    You [ __ ] suck loser.
    103:57
    Can I call in? Yeah. Call in, Enzo.
    104:02
    Call in, Enzo.
    104:04
    Why not? Let's do a call in.
    104:07
    Do whatever you want. It's your show.
    104:08
    Yeah, it is my show. I don't even care. I don't care what you do on your show. What am I doing here? I don't know what I'm doing, but this is not getting me there.
    104:20
    All right, shake this [ __ ] off. Let's lock a ball. Start a mode.
    104:23
    Flailing around here. I could lock a ball. I can start a mode. I like locking balls.
    104:30
    I like locking balls, too. I like that.
    104:32
    Especially because that's the first one.
    104:33
    First one. Get it over with.
    104:40
    I think
    104:41
    I don't like that they changed it that much. But you know what I wish you could do?
    104:45
    No.
    104:46
    Real quick. Yeah.
    104:47
    Don't go.
    104:47
    Okay.
    104:48
    I wish say you got to hit Optimus, right?
    104:50
    I do.
    104:51
    Say you kept hitting Optimus, but you hadn't locked balls that it qualifies Optimus. Like the
    104:57
    What do you mean?
    104:58
    Like the targets on Stranger Things.
    105:00
    You know, once you light the [ __ ]
    105:02
    it's it's lit.
    105:04
    It's lit. So once you hit Optimus three times, it doesn't matter what ball you do it.
    105:08
    Oh, well, you're trying to make it easier for yourself. Quit being lame.
    105:12
    All right.
    105:13
    It's hard. It's supposed to be hard.
    105:16
    I'm being I'm I'm teasing. It's not lame. [laughter] Not that you're being lame. I'm just saying like that would be easy. I hear what you're saying and that would make it easier. Yes, brother once in a while.
    105:27
    I mean like Yeah, I hear you.
    105:29
    I don't I mean I hear you. I hear you.
    105:31
    I like that [music] bounce out by the way.
    105:33
    I hear you. What are you trying to do here?
    105:35
    Me? I'm trying to not do that. I was trying to get control of myself so that I could hit the green thing here, light another lock, and multiball and win. You know, that's what I wanted to do was win and do those things.
    105:48
    Connecting.
    105:49
    Uh-oh. Somebody's calling in.
    105:51
    Call from
    105:52
    Enzo.
    105:54
    That's your buddy.
    105:55
    To accept, press one.
    105:56
    Hey, Enzo.
    105:59
    Do you know how hard it is to work out how to call America from Australia? Yeah, I do. And I know this is costing you a couple of bucks, but I appreciate you,
    106:09
    mate. How's the game going?
    106:11
    We're playing like [ __ ]
    106:12
    Yeah, we're playing like [ __ ] but it's fine. I
    106:15
    I didn't I didn't want to mention it. I was waiting for you to play it.
    106:18
    Oh, well, you don't have to wait for me. All right, I don't have any balls locked, Enzo. I'm going to start a mission. We're going to talk and play through this. Okay. I think that's what I should have done all night long.
    106:30
    I play better when I talk in.
    106:31
    You do? Most people do. I think
    106:33
    I talk to the person next to me.
    106:36
    Most people do. I think
    106:37
    you talk to the person next to you.
    106:39
    Yeah, I just talk to them. I like and I end up playing better in my coms. I always finish higher when I talk through my game.
    106:45
    Absolutely. I totally agree.
    106:47
    I don't want someone [ __ ] talking next.
    106:49
    You do better whenever you and I are talking and I'm talking. We're talking when I do.
    106:54
    I think he's saying that he's in the conversation tournament. I think he's saying that he's in the conversation. I think he's not saying that he's like listening to other people's
    107:02
    all of a sudden I'm playing Deadpool and he's on Star Wars and he's yapping me up. I don't want to hear that, Enzo.
    107:08
    No, I'm talking about like if I'm facing oneonone against someone, right, and the other person's waiting.
    107:13
    Yeah. Okay.
    107:14
    I'll talk to them.
    107:16
    Yeah.
    107:17
    All right.
    107:18
    And play better.
    107:18
    I'm going to play.
    107:19
    It distracts you, right? You're not thinking about all this stuff, right?
    107:23
    I'm going to lock this ball.
    107:24
    Play better.
    107:25
    I'm going to lock a ball and then I'm going to go into a mode. I think Jamie's problem is that he lets Ralph live like rent free in his head.
    107:34
    [ __ ] [laughter]
    107:37
    He's not a better pinball player than I am. There's no way. Do you think he's better pinball player?
    107:41
    No idea. I have no idea.
    107:44
    I don't know. And I don't
    107:47
    I'll tell you what it is, boys. It's a glove.
    107:50
    It's not.
    107:50
    Does he wear gloves?
    107:51
    He wears gloves. He looks like a D clown with those gloves. You know, he has his own gloves, too. I'm going right up the middle.
    108:00
    Mother Mother Eer has his own branded gloves.
    108:03
    He does.
    108:04
    Too funny.
    108:05
    That's unlikely slip.
    108:10
    Very bad timing on [laughter] that.
    108:13
    Very bad timing.
    108:14
    All right, Enzo, how are you, buddy? How you feeling?
    108:18
    I'm all right. I'm all right. It's middle of winter here. Uh kids are on school holidays. They're driving me nuts. Uh they go back to school next week. Fun times.
    108:27
    Fun times, buddy.
    108:29
    Fun times.
    108:31
    Do [snorts] you like the call-in show? Is it fun?
    108:32
    Galactic Tank Force.
    108:36
    Do you like the call-in show real quick?
    108:38
    Yeah. Yeah, it's the best. You just have to filter who calls.
    108:41
    I know. That's what I've been doing.
    108:43
    That's what I've been doing.
    108:44
    It's great.
    108:46
    Uh, I appreciate it. There's no echo on our end, is there?
    108:50
    No, there's a delay on my end, so that's normal.
    108:53
    Yeah, sure. All right, John's going to try to do the things here. And uh
    109:00
    I think the theme integration on this game is fantastic, by the way.
    109:03
    I do, too. It's just
    109:07
    Okay, you got to get over the fact that the dude don't move.
    109:10
    Oh,
    109:11
    who cares?
    109:11
    I don't care about that.
    109:12
    Who cares?
    109:13
    I do.
    109:14
    Stop.
    109:15
    This takes too long, too.
    109:16
    This takes a moment. Whatever.
    109:18
    That takes too long.
    109:19
    Mhm.
    109:20
    Tao said that the Zen consumption I am popping. I'm doing at least oh a can of Zins a day.
    109:30
    That's a lot.
    109:31
    That's a lot of
    109:32
    How many milligrams is that?
    109:33
    Too many. I can do the math.
    109:35
    So six times two.
    109:37
    The more the more important question is how many cans of Diet Coke a day?
    109:40
    Yeah,
    109:41
    I'm at like five to seven.
    109:43
    Whoa, you dropped down.
    109:44
    I'm dropping down, John.
    109:45
    Yeah, you dropped down.
    109:46
    I've dropped down.
    109:48
    Apparently not great for you. It's just apparently people say it's not great for you.
    109:54
    Yeah.
    109:55
    Oh, [ __ ] people.
    109:56
    And I like water.
    109:57
    You do you, bro.
    109:59
    I'm going to try better. Ah, that's too hard. Jamie, do you guys have in the USA, you know, in the old days when you used to order Coke, they used to pump the mix.
    110:11
    Yeah.
    110:12
    And make Coke by hand.
    110:13
    Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
    110:15
    Do they still do that over there?
    110:17
    Oh, I got one shot. Do I have one shot all? [music] No,
    110:20
    it's that right thing is lit. Maybe you got one of these lit.
    110:23
    Oh, I do.
    110:24
    Right.
    110:24
    Um, no. [music] You know, when I worked at
    110:27
    You do have one shall fall lit.
    110:29
    You do.
    110:31
    Oh, well then that's where we're going.
    110:36
    That's where we're going.
    110:37
    It up, Demi.
    110:38
    Yeah.
    110:39
    I don't I hear what you're saying,
    110:42
    but I think that they may still be around at specialty places. I mean, you go into a convenience store and they have, you know, some sort of like whatever.
    110:50
    They got all these like Mormon people. I think that I think there are places maybe where people that got a ton of them
    110:56
    or shake you.
    110:57
    Yeah. They do a ton of that [ __ ] in Utah cuz they can't have caffeine, you know, so they have all these like soda bars.
    111:05
    Okay.
    111:06
    Enzo, I'm doing one shot fall.
    111:09
    Do it. [snorts]
    111:13
    What's that upper flipper like? Those shots easier to hit.
    111:16
    Yeah, it's kind of annoying cuz it screws you constantly. Like look at that.
    111:21
    Yeah, especially in a multiball.
    111:23
    It just screws you.
    111:26
    I'm hanging out to play this game. We won't get it till like September. Unfortunately,
    111:30
    you won't.
    111:32
    No.
    111:32
    Damn.
    111:33
    And they won't they won't let me air freight one either.
    111:36
    Why?
    111:38
    We have a we have a stern distributor in Australia, so it's got to be through them.
    111:43
    Damn. What am I supposed to be doing here John?
    111:45
    Uh, shoot the white shots.
    111:47
    Oh, I got him. Final blow. 13 million.
    111:49
    Play him, bro. Don't you want to keep
    111:50
    No, no, no. The flippers are dead.
    111:51
    You did it. Great job. You did it.
    111:53
    You killed him again.
    111:55
    32 million.
    111:56
    Second time.
    111:57
    That's not terrible.
    111:58
    You're doing fine.
    111:59
    We just can't. We just don't know what we're doing to score.
    112:04
    You know what I mean?
    112:06
    Like, we don't know what the hell we're doing.
    112:08
    Don't ever think it.
    112:10
    Yeah. Start another mode here. is all I can think of to do too.
    112:14
    Start this mode and then hit Optimus.
    112:18
    Well, I mean, yeah, hitting Optimus looks like to be an important shot.
    112:24
    All right. Microbots, Enzo. Microbots.
    112:27
    It's giving you an opportunity to finish one that you'd already started earlier.
    112:30
    Oh, I don't want to do that.
    112:31
    Too late. It doesn't matter right now.
    112:33
    Well, because I wanted to get to five. Oh, but I I'm never gonna get there. I'm never going to get there.
    112:37
    Come on.
    112:38
    Have you Have you been energizing or have you been caping? Um,
    112:42
    he he doesn't
    112:43
    I don't really know what the hell I'm doing there.
    112:45
    Well, what it is that you spin that you wind up to your energy cube is at 100. Okay. Then you have the option whenever you start the mode of utilizing that energon cube and having an easier mode or saving it. And should you complete that mode on the start of your second mode, you can then choose to have go
    113:04
    like what is it? Rust something. Rust,
    113:06
    right?
    113:07
    Orange rust. You go rust. Don't you think that's you get and then the mode is harder, but you get paid more.
    113:12
    It's riskreward, right? It's riskreward.
    113:15
    Are you playing short-term game, long-term game, you trying to blow it up? Like I don't really know. I don't know what the numbers are on.
    113:20
    It's a little bit like the X-Men code where you can choose the harder modes which is more shots but more
    113:26
    I got lucky there.
    113:27
    Yeah. Yeah.
    113:28
    Yeah.
    113:30
    All right. I'm going to try to hit Optimus here, guys.
    113:34
    See, you can lock a ball. Well done.
    113:37
    You're still in that mode.
    113:39
    I know. That's why I thought I could do this little stackage.
    113:44
    Oh lord. You're in that mode for a timed period right?
    113:47
    Right. But I got I got double scoring. So we definitely want to hit this
    113:52
    lock a ball.
    113:53
    I got to lock a ball.
    113:55
    Yeah. Is that going to be a multiball?
    113:56
    It's a multiball with this other thing in double scoring.
    114:00
    Play field like dreams are coming true.
    114:03
    Hit shots.
    114:04
    This is going to be your best score of the night.
    114:06
    I It could be Enzo. You have to call every time. I know it's going to cost you like 45.
    114:12
    Hey, it's worth it. time.
    114:15
    So, when are you doing another Gonzo's flipper?
    114:19
    Uh, I did one last week coming out about X-Men.
    114:26
    I got I got a video coming about X-Men which is about why I think X-Men deserves more love.
    114:32
    Middle middle shot spinner shot and right orbit.
    114:36
    Okay.
    114:36
    And for the love of God, shoot the left ramp. Evil impulses
    114:45
    left ramp and anything left like shoot those left things. [music]
    114:48
    Yeah, just like
    114:50
    Yeah, there's Okay, you're doing great. Hold that ball there.
    114:54
    Send it. Good shot. Oh crap. Okay, it's okay. Try it again. Keep doing it. Just keep doing it.
    115:02
    There you go. Okay, that was good. That was 3.5 million times 3 10.5 million. That didn't hurt feelings. Ah, I lost it. All right, let's shake it off.
    115:14
    That was good. Way to go, buddy. Way to go. Good job. [sighs] Good job.
    115:19
    78 million.
    115:20
    Better love you and leave you.
    115:23
    That was much better. What' I get to 117 million? You know what I'm saying? Enzo, you got to call every time, dude. He's been fantastic.
    115:32
    I will.
    115:33
    He's been fantastic.
    115:34
    Next time you're on, I'll call.
    115:35
    All right, brother.
    115:36
    I'll psych you out. I'll get you, Eric.
    115:38
    All right, boys. I'm going to love you and leave you.
    115:40
    All right. God bless you, brother. Thank you so much.
    115:42
    Ciao.
    115:44
    Um, all right. Let's start a mode, dude.
    115:47
    You just kicked some ass right there. Why didn't you [ __ ] do that while ago Jamie?
    115:50
    Cuz I choked like a chicken.
    115:52
    You choked, you choker.
    115:56
    You know, that was great, though. What you just did was great.
    115:59
    Ah, it was fun.
    116:01
    Stacked it up. Did the things 170, but the majority of that was in your bonus, wasn't it?
    116:06
    Later, brother. Good to see you. Huh? It was not or was it?
    116:12
    I don't know.
    116:13
    I felt like a lot of that was in your end of the ball bonus.
    116:16
    Okay, I got to hit this middle spinner. Dude, it's lit.
    116:20
    Damn it.
    116:20
    Can't do it.
    116:22
    It's short. It's quicker.
    116:24
    There it is. Almost.
    116:25
    Almost. I'm a second late.
    116:30
    Just trap up if you can.
    116:33
    I'm a second late.
    116:34
    Yeah. Oh, I tried. [music] What a jerk off that was. That was a super move.
    116:42
    What a jerk off. That was a great way to describe yourself. Jerk off. Oh, but look at that jerk off. Railed that shot.
    116:51
    Get it. Hit a right right orbit. Oh, fine. Right ramp. Fine. Right at the middle. Right at the middle again.
    116:58
    Ah, keep uhoh.
    117:00
    Oh, you got it. You're all right. You're all right.
    117:04
    Oh, mercy. Okay, here we go. Here we go.
    117:06
    Time is running.
    117:08
    Oh, okay. That's okay. Oh, that would have been a good spinner shot.
    117:11
    Oh. Oh, I got to hit Optimus. I got to hit Optimus.
    117:14
    I got his ass.
    117:15
    Did you really?
    117:16
    Yeah, I did.
    117:17
    He didn't look like he got much for it.
    117:20
    Jackpot's lit. So, what does that mean? Right up the middle.
    117:23
    That means like
    117:25
    I don't know where any of them. Yellow. All the yellow shots. You're still in Golden Lagoon. You got 7 seconds.
    117:30
    Final blow builds.
    117:33
    You got seven seconds. is up.
    117:40
    I didn't know what to hit. You know what I mean?
    117:43
    You ran out of yellow. You ran out of time. You need to hit more yellow shots.
    117:46
    Yeah,
    117:46
    that's what I think happened. You need to hit yellow shots. You ran out of time.
    117:51
    All right.
    117:51
    Start a mode. Keep going.
    117:56
    That upper flipper is so dangerous.
    117:59
    It is.
    118:02
    Okay. It's wide open for you now. But
    118:08
    lock a ball again. Let's do that again.
    118:10
    Why wouldn't you?
    118:11
    How many times you got to hit Optimus the second time you do it?
    118:13
    I don't know. We're going to find out.
    118:14
    It's two. Let's try to hit that.
    118:16
    It's one. Two more to light lock. So, it's three. If it's two more to light lock,
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    that's brutal.
    118:22
    It's three.
    118:24
    Come on, Elizabeth.
    118:24
    You better. [laughter]
    118:26
    She's a toughy.
    118:27
    She's a toughy. I will send Bumblebee ahead.
    118:32
    So now I have to do that again.
    118:35
    Oh, you got to not raise your flippers
    118:38
    when it's going right down the middle, Jamie.
    118:41
    Yeah,
    118:41
    remember that part.
    118:43
    Yeah,
    118:43
    watch out.
    118:44
    10 mil.
    118:47
    Oh, that was fun.
    118:49
    Uh, yeah.
    118:50
    All right, John, let's catch me.
    118:52
    Well, I mean,
    118:53
    you saw how to do it.
    118:54
    Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm going to drink the rest of the pink and we're going to shut this down.
    119:04
    None of us have done the dino all night long.
    119:08
    No.
    119:17
    Uh, this was fun tonight. Didn't you have fun?
    119:19
    Yeah, it's fine.
    119:21
    Just fine.
    119:22
    Yeah, it's fine. I mean, like, it's Yeah, I love I mean, I love playing pinball. So, anytime I have an upper [ __ ] anytime I have a chance to play pinball, I love it, Jamie. And I just have a lot of fun. And I really do. Even though I get frustrated when I don't play well, which I didn't tonight, but I'm not really that frustrated. How frustrated?
    119:42
    I'm not frustrated.
    119:42
    I don't give It's fine. I [ __ ] love it. That's great, buddy. Do it again.
    119:46
    My buddy. We'll do it again.
    119:47
    All right, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for hanging out with us tonight. Thank you for the dealing with the technical difficulties in the beginning and the technical difficulties of with Ralph. But it was really fun and the piss poor pinball. Apart from that
    120:00
    wasn't good.
    120:01
    You did great though. 200 million. Got to feel good about that.
    120:04
    I I do. I feel good about that.
    120:05
    You got to feel good about 200 million.
    120:07
    I do.
    120:07
    I don't know what I did that earlier game before the stream, but
    120:10
    yeah,
    120:11
    it wasn't 200 million.
    120:12
    All right, we'll figure that out.
    120:13
    Yeah.
    120:13
    Everyone, thank you so much. I appreciate you so so much. Have a great evening. And uh if you're ever in Houston, you got to come to your guides. It is.
    120:20
    Come check us out.
    120:21
    It's really fun. He's doing a great job.
    120:23
    Having a good time. Yeah,
    120:24
    we're having a good time.
    120:24
    And where are we going now?
    120:25
    Taylor is uh is he still here? Yep, he's still here. He drove 30 hours, ladies and gentlemen. He arrived in Houston at 5:00 p.m. It's 10 p.m. and here he is.
    120:34
    So, uh that's a stud.
    120:36
    He loves fixing our these pinball machines and making them play outstanding. So, if you are in the area and you want to play some of the new pinball machines, you should come here because
    120:47
    yeah,
    120:48
    you know, it's a no-brainer.
    120:49
    They're going to be playing. I mean, knock on wood, you know, they're going to be playing in good.
    120:52
    Had no issues all night long, did it?
    120:55
    No, not at all. That was perfect at all. The only thing is I can't hit that super skill shot, though. Uh dip.