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Location Pinball Day 1 : Emporium Wicker Park pt2

Dead Flip·video·1h 18m·analyzed·Apr 8, 2015
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TL;DR

DeadFlip live stream from Chicago arcade featuring gameplay, community guests, and pinball discussion.

Summary

Jack Danger hosts a live stream from Emporium Wicker Park arcade in Chicago, playing pinball machines with various community members including Simon and Trevor (commercial animators who worked on Wizard of Oz pinball animation and Jersey Jack Pinball backend systems). The stream features casual gameplay, banter, technical discussion of game modes, and venue information about the studio's streaming setup and machine collection.

Key Claims

  • Simon and Trevor are commercial animators who animated the Wicked Witch character for Jersey Jack Pinball's Wizard of Oz machine

    high confidence · Direct statement by Trevor: 'we also animated the witch on The Wizard of Oz pinball machine' and 'when Jersey Jack Pinball was coming out with The Wizard of Oz pinball machine, we're like, we want to help in any way possible. We animated the Wicked Witch on that pinball machine'

  • Simon and Trevor developed the backend system for all of Jersey Jack Pinball's future pinball machines

    high confidence · Trevor states: 'And we also developed their whole back-end system For all their future pinball machines'

  • Stern Pinball released Star Trek with new code approximately one month prior to this stream

    high confidence · Jack states: 'Like, Star Trek just got new code, you know, a month ago. This game's been out for a while.'

  • Stern notoriously releases games with unfinished code that improves significantly after updates

    medium confidence · Jack explains: 'And WrestleMania was the first game they gave us... what Sam Stern notoriously does is they release a game with unfinished code... Once that game's done with code, that game's going to be fucking amazing.'

  • WrestleMania pinball has a physical design flaw with bumper feedback routing that software cannot fix

    medium confidence · Jack criticizes: 'this game has a really bad feed out of the bumpers (jet bumpers, thumper bumpers) that sort of goes right down the middle for every person. And people are trying to fix that with like, fatter rubbers and stuff, but that's my only hiccup with that whole game. It's like there's a physical problem with it that software can't fix.'

Notable Quotes

  • “And we also animated the witch on The Wizard of Oz pinball machine. And we also developed their whole back-end system For all their future pinball machines”

    Trevor@ 46:22 — Reveals Trevor and Simon's professional involvement with Jersey Jack Pinball, indicating direct collaboration with major manufacturer on technical and creative elements

  • “what Sam Stern notoriously does is they release a game with unfinished code. Okay. All right? Like, Star Trek just got new code, you know, a month ago.”

    Jack Danger@ 43:32 — Documents Stern's known practice of releasing games with incomplete code and providing later updates; confirms recent Star Trek update

  • “It's like there's a physical problem with it that software can't fix.”

    Jack Danger@ 44:27 — Identifies fundamental design flaw with WrestleMania pinball bumper mechanics that cannot be resolved through code updates

  • “if you're allowed to death save a pinball machine, like, racking it around to, like, bring it back out of the trough there, you can get all the scores you want.”

    Jack Danger@ 29:33 — Explains advanced pinball technique (death save) and why tournament rules prohibit it

  • “We have a lot of top 200 players in world. Come and battle us at our studio... We have beer in the fridge, whiskey in the cooler.”

    Jack Danger@ 38:26 — DeadFlip studio community offer indicating high-level competitive players and streaming venue location

Entities

Jack DangerpersonSimonpersonTrevorpersonNickpersonEmporium Wicker ParkeventDeadFliporganizationJersey Jack Pinballcompany

Signals

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    business_signal: Stern Pinball partnership with We Are Pinball to provide new games upon release indicates distribution/testing relationship with content creators

    high · Jack states: 'We Are Pinball partnered with Sam Stern. And they drop off their new games as they release them.'

  • ?

    community_signal: DeadFlip studio operates as competitive hub hosting top 200 world players and streaming daily, positioning as center of competitive pinball community

    high · Jack invitation: 'We have a lot of top 200 players in world. Come and battle us at our studio... Stream every day except for the weekend.'

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Simon and Trevor express concern about visual aesthetics of modern Stern games (WrestleMania, Walking Dead, Whitewater) citing excessive bright lights and color, preferring stark design

    medium · Jack: 'The only thing I don't like about it is that it's fun to play, but it is ugly as all hell... It's the same thing I don't like about Whitewater, or about Walking Dead. It's like, it's too many bright lights, and like, I don't know, color, I think?'

  • ?

    personnel_signal: Commercial animators Simon and Trevor collaborated directly with Jersey Jack Pinball on Wizard of Oz machine animation and backend system development, indicating talent flow from professional animation to pinball manufacturers

    high · Direct statement by Trevor: 'when Jersey Jack Pinball was coming out with The Wizard of Oz pinball machine, we're like, we want to help in any way possible. We animated the Wicked Witch on that pinball machine And we also developed their whole back-end system For all their future pinball machines'

  • ?

Transcript

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0:00
Oh, there we go. And we're back, nerd. Sorry about that. I'm not sure what happened. We are on a public Wi-Fi thing, so hopefully people aren't hacking my computer.
0:21
What was your name, by the way? Alice. Nice to meet you, Alice. I'm Jack. What is your other channel?
0:27
Which one did you read first? It says don't read And no I'm just kidding Yeah I'm an adult Please proxy the vid to me then Alright internet Can you see and hear me I think we're back It's getting really dark in here
0:59
So there is a way to brighten up the picture here. I just need Roper to open up the blinds on this thing.
1:10
Or else you just see a bunch of... Can you guys see okay? Does this just look like a horror movie with a light coming up on my face?
1:57
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announcement: WrestleMania pinball released by Stern with unfinished code, with expectation of significant improvement after code updates

medium · Jack: 'Everyone thought that game was going to suck... It's fun, and then what Sam Stern notoriously does is they release a game with unfinished code... Once that game's done with code, that game's going to be fucking amazing.'

  • ?

    product_concern: WrestleMania pinball has documented physical design flaw with bumper feedback routing that software cannot fix, indicating manufacturing or mechanical design quality issue

    high · Jack explains: 'this game has a really bad feed out of the bumpers (jet bumpers, thumper bumpers) that sort of goes right down the middle for every person... It's like there's a physical problem with it that software can't fix.'

    • What? Yo, by the way, it just looks like a terrifying horror movie right now. Why didn't you put it down here? Because there's nowhere else to put it.
    2:08
    Really? And this is kind of funny. I don't know. It's kind of nice. The low light never looks good, though. It's not flattering.
    2:17
    Yo, we ain't here to be flattering. Oh, crap. I lost my eyeglass cleaner. Your lens wiper? Wipe them a job? um yo nick i i'm like wasted already all right i'll buy you another drink and then uh throw me in the next game we're battling we're okay listen i'm done practicing do you know the new code at all i do no why why do you know the new code because stan showed well i don't know all of it i just know what stan told me internet type one two three if we're live Because I need to know. Can you hear me? Can you see me? Do you know that Nick is here?
    2:59
    One, two, three. Maybe a few kappas. I'm not sure. That score doesn't count. Shut up. Yeah! I've got to figure out how to get this rig home after I'm wasted.
    3:23
    Put you in? Alright. Damn, damn, damn, damn. Internet, I need to know what the delay is. One, two, three. Come on.
    3:43
    That means that it's still taking forever. By the way, no one acknowledge Nick, please. He showed up late. It's already frickin' 6.30.
    4:04
    Okay, so, enough of this crap. Time for high score. Save the Enterprise. All of a sudden the slingshot wakes up for no reason.
    4:28
    Hitting all the fucking shots right now. Ball save. Hey, the delay is fine. Almost non-existent. Yeah, bullshit. the delay is about half an hour and there's the gold medal oh what i should have dropped the freaking flipper wait can you backhand that your stream quality settings available now really there's no way why we're not partnered why would that be a thing Marie Kelly being the girlfriend of somebody does not afford you to be able to No!
    5:21
    I don't know what I was saying I love you, you're great I saw that photo of you cooking ham on Easter and it looked like a fucking postcard looked like a fucking postcard Dude, that picture of your girl cooking ham? Isn't that nuts? That's a goddamn, like, fucking, listen. It's a movie. I'm trying not to sweat. It's like a magazine cover. It's like his, he shot, yo, this girl made a ham. Man, she made a ham, dude. A whole ham. A whole fucking ham? Yeah, with bullet rye glaze. Whiskey glaze? Yeah. With bullet? With bullet. No bullshit.
    6:02
    Yo. It was like a half a bottle of bullets in the glaze. What? It was like the most expensive glaze I've ever seen in my life. But I'm going to also be eating it for the next week. I love eating.
    6:15
    I love eating. I love you. I'm glad you're here. Love you, Jack. I'm glad you... No!
    6:22
    Sorry. Oh, God, sorry. Don't do that. Could you turn it down like I told you? We're fine. It's clipping like crazy. You heard it? Yeah.
    6:30
    Wait, what do I do? So, go on the inputs. Go on the input of this audio. Of this thing, or? Well, check this thing. This one's clipping like crazy. Yeah, turn that down. How? See the blinking? When you talk. Hold on, don't turn it down yet. That's the volume. I saw the blinking. Don't let it blink. But the volume, that's just volume for audio. No, no. Oh, it is. That's just volume for, like, a speaker. So you want record level. Okay. I'm talking up.
    6:56
    Ah! Yeah, right there. No, that's good. The internet likes when I clip. No, actually, that's really good. It's a lot better than what it was.
    7:10
    Dude, it's going to squelch really hard in your ear. Give it a shot. Yeah. Guard your ears. The internet.
    7:31
    Holy shit. For some reason, we have page settings, which we shouldn't have unless we're partnered. We don't have it. I would have received an email, and then I would have printed it out and made love to it.
    7:58
    Yeah, Chicago rules don't apply right now. It's not a five minute delay, Kelly Marie. Kelly Marie? Marie Kelly? It is a... You get this, you get a 20 seconds extra. Okay, someone definitely let me know about that. So once you collect the gold medal. It's over something for me to long ago. Alright, gold medal. Can you keep getting gold medals or you're just done? Can I just say that Michael McDonald is the official musician for Deadflip. Aww, that's horrible. Not horrible. To be a- $1.75, my man! What's going on, buddy?
    9:07
    Getting gold sets the timer to one second. I don't know what that means. Was that on purpose? No. All right.
    9:25
    Oh, God. Oh, by the way, I was listening to you sing earlier. Nobody could hear the music. It's, like, barely audible. Oh, crap. I'm sorry, internet. No.
    9:45
    Dude. Everyone said they could hear it fine. This is not the Doobie Brothers. you're a Doobie Brother.
    9:56
    What? This is Doobie Brothers? Wait, who's in the Doobie Brothers? Who's in the Doobie Brothers at this moment?
    10:09
    My man. Spunk Baxter? Skunk Snatchster. Pitch Perfect. Michael McFreaking Donald, man.
    10:28
    Run! Chee! Jack, there's a drop-down menu covering part of your faces. Oh, God, I'm sorry. All right.
    10:42
    Chiz Dipler? Wait, is Chiz Dipler in this band? Anybody else? Internet, I'm sorry for singing. I'm in Vegas. I can't go.
    10:56
    Oh, no, she knows. She said why not? No. Oh, because you're going to Vegas. She can hear you. I know. Wait, say it to my throat. Hi, Crystal.
    11:07
    This is for you only. Jack can't even hear this. Oh, God, I can't handle it. All right. I'm going to Vegas. I have a trade show. I'm going to Vegas. I'm so bummed. It's my favorite show and I miss you already. I wish I could go. Okay, that's it. Bye. What about Chiz Dipler?
    11:27
    Skunk Baxter? Chiz Dipler? Oh, man. There's that skill shot. Hey, nice super duke. You better call Hoop. I'm a super duke.
    11:39
    So Hooper's trying to figure it out. For timing? For coming. You found the only other tune in Chicago that... that is not... Hey, I did my best. I appreciate it.
    11:55
    Yeah, so Nick is not going to MGC. Jack Danger is. So is Brad Stark. I'm riding my motorcycle to look super cool. It's probably not going to bode well for my butt. I think your genitalia starts getting numb after a while, too.
    12:14
    If you don't have one of those grandpa seats. Man, I need Roper to open these blinds a sap. Oh, dude. Oh, my God. I did something. The blinds are going up by themselves.
    12:33
    Love and happiness. This song's called Love and Happiness. I got my three in a row. So this slingshot does not fire 90% of the time. I just learned my lesson. Whoa.
    12:47
    That's fine. All right, folks. Love and happiness. Nailed it. Look at that crap. And the multiple's ready. And I missed it. And I bounced it. And I shot it. And I missed it. And I shot it. And I missed it.
    13:16
    Oh, gosh. So do you agree this flipper button feels like a dog chewed on it or something? Feel that. Oh my god. Oh. Or it's mungy or there's something on it. Maybe somebody's wearing a knuckle ring. A knuckle ring? Girl, you ever worn a knuckle ring? So there's my extra ball. If I can nail this shot, it starts multi-ball and it gives me a shmooom. Oh, yeah.
    13:50
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, right. Why did that give me the ball back? This happened last night, too. It'll give you another ball.
    14:02
    Nailed it. Oh, no. They didn't register. They sure didn't. We could stop them. Thanks, Dad. I like the music in the background. Why can't we do this? Well, we can. the only problem is if we do that people can't go back and watch the videos if we actually said anything of interest which typically we don't so here's what I'm guessing here's what I'm guessing we will play hot jams okay are you are you with hold on are you with me are you with me are you with me no we're gonna play hot jams however you want to do it and we'll just pick one day out of the week where this isn't a CDC you dildo why would you we'll pick one day out of the week where we don't play hot jam so that we can instruct on how to blow up a machine nailed it well that's called pro on purpose professional stuff
    15:09
    if you sit here long enough doesn't it just pick that but that's not exciting for people to watch. What are you drinking there Nick? This is a Pinner. Oh you're all about that Pinner. I love it. This is from Oscar Blues. It's their IPA. I am drinking something called Gnarly Wine by Lord Squeak. I tried to remember the name but the only thing I could think of was Lord Squeak.
    15:50
    By Lagunitas. Lord Squeak. Working at Lagunitas. My man. Big fan. Love your beer. Love you, love your beer.
    15:59
    I can still drop catch drunk, which isn't a problem. Shooting is a bit of an issue. Love and happiness I need a good recommendation for Wisconsin beers for the weekend Get that cow shit Spotted cows everywhere Who makes spotted cow though? That is Saint Vincent She's got like gray hair Swatted No. That is Spotted Cow by G. It's a G. By Gart... Gnar? Gnardog. By Gnardog. It's a G word, I think. By Gnarly Barndog.
    16:53
    It's a... Name a Wisconsin brewery there, Internet. Picture their little logo. Yeah, it's like a cow.
    17:04
    New Glarus. It's a New Glarus. So if you can find old Glarus, it's really hard to find. Old Glarus is hard to come by, but if you can find Moon Man, Moon Man is my favorite old Glarus. Old Glarus. What about new Glarus? Yeah, that's it. Marie Kelly with the new Glarus. Hey, thanks Marie.
    17:27
    Is BrewDog at all a thing in the U.S.? BrewDog? Yeah. I have no idea what that is. Alright, let's go. Come on. You got extra balls for it. Well, I thought we were battling. I'm taking my time and winning. I'm getting my attaball.
    17:48
    See, here's what I do. I say that I'm drunk in order to get you to bet things. So this is how you end up, I think, more than $1,000.
    18:02
    Nick owes me, like, maybe half a house. I think it's officially a Heffa House. The Heffa House. Heffa House is a tea house. Oh, I love that beer. You ever had a Heffa House-in? Yo, you're doing really well. I ain't that drunk. No, I'm that drunk. I am that drunk. What was your highest order before I got here? 120 something. That's good. Thanks, Dad. Real proud of you, JD. Heffa House-in. No, Mom! No, you son of a bitch! Fuck! No, ma'am! No, you son of a bitch! Fuck!
    18:37
    I was talking to these kids, and I think we converted someone to go to MGC. We'll see. Let me clear my throat. Come on, babe!
    18:51
    Let me clear my throat. So, okay. Do you know anything about backflipping this? Yeah, I've seen it done a hundred times. There you go. Just got to close it. You got to close it. Okay.
    19:08
    I saw it done by accident the other time. And just like that, like somebody back pans it and then it just goes in. I got to close it, though. If you close it tighter, you'll get it.
    19:17
    There you go. Nailed it. Ugh! Hey! I think we doing the wrong part though Ha Now freeze I said freeze, y'all stop on the down! Oh!
    19:49
    Vengeance! Why'd you do that? You said freeze! You lost your ball. I got an extra ball, dawg. Listen, he's set free.
    20:08
    What's this guy's name? DJ Moondog? I don't know. DJ Brewdog. Brewdog? Yo, Fee's on the dime. Baby, see you, ba-dum, gee, ba-ba-dum.
    20:22
    I can't do it. I don't feel so complicated. It's like, if you're trying to... If you're trying to set your VCR to the right time, record an episode right now! And it's a Panasonic and you only got two buttons, play and record, say, HOP! Oh man. Whatcha gonna do? Well obviously, on babble I just mowed it out mom yeah wait by what really brew dog beers are awesome but apparently only in Europe catch him up to you.
    21:29
    JD is turnt. Scootily-boop-boop-boop. Oh, dude, that's my favorite mode. All the mini-targets are worth money. Why? All the U-targets? Oh, all the, ooh. All the Tron targets. Yep. All the doinks. all the lightning bolts wait they give a free game for every target you hit oh
    22:05
    my god dude I've been drinking you know with these shades down it feels like it's like 11 o'clock but really it's only 650 the show the band the band there's a band playing tonight. They start at 9. Uh, 8. Um, so we have like another half an hour, 45 minutes, maybe an hour. But I'd like to play some Diner if you want to help me manhandle like it. Oh, that game. Sorry folks, I almost threw up on the microphone. Are those doink... They call them doink tabs.
    22:53
    Doink tabs? I think we may have a... Yeah, I will call them doink tabs from now on. Depending on how I get home safely tonight. Let me dunk my tab.
    23:13
    Well, Nick, you're not allowed to catch up, man. I'm like, I got my superpower going on right now. Oh, what? Beating balls back after the save is off.
    23:33
    Oh! Everybody pray out of the pool, okay? Everybody pray out of the pool. Man, you went from like 5 to 53 in like two seconds.
    23:48
    Dammit, Jim, it's a pinball machine, not a whatever. Damn, I almost had it! You think of a nudge, folks. Lone Goat says, please call a cab for Jeff.
    23:59
    Oh my gosh, that was... Come on. Folks, by the way, I did not ride my motorcycle tonight. I walked here with all this freaking electronic nonsense on my back. Load it up. Let's go. No extra ball. By the way, TBH, let me clear my tokens. I got all them tokens. Nick, can I... You're good. Can I put... You have six credits. I'm putting... No, now we have six credits. Play your game. No, you won.
    24:29
    You won. In my heart. I won your heart. Um, all right. Do you want to switch to Diner after this? Uh, yeah, we're going to switch over to, wait, you know what, the internet said they wanted Walking Dead. I say, you're never, ever going to see a Diner on the internet.
    24:47
    When are you going to see a Diner on the internet? Some sort of setting. Oh, no, she's saying there was like a ding dong thing. I fixed that already. Okay, cool. Do you guys want to come in for like a four player game? Yes, we do. All right. Get in here. All right. Thanks, man. All right, so. We got a four-player game. I am not going to go first.
    25:06
    Brother, why don't you introduce yourself to that stupid blue camera right there and tear it up. Simon killing it.
    25:17
    Simon is not bad at this game. He is incredible at this game. What was your name, brother? Trevor. Trevor? Yep. Right on. Simon and Trevor.
    25:37
    Who's older? Who do you think? I don't want to say because I don't know if that's... No, the webcam will show off who's older. Probably this guy. Easily enough. Oh, my God. All right, cool. All right. Trevor razzing his brother already.
    25:59
    What's the main thing you're shooting for? So here... That center left one? With the new code, you want to get a way team like ASAP when you start a mode. Because it adds an extra element to what you're shooting for. But primarily anything that's flashing. But if you get enough of those gates down in front of that spaceship there. Or whatever the hell it's called. Vengeance. That potentially turns into a multi-ball for you, so murder it. This is Trevor stepping up right now. Alright, the skill shot's a bit of a pain in the ass. So you can hold down, or you can soft punch so it just barely falls off and then hit the warp ramp, or you can hold the left flipper in, comes all the way around and you want to hit that drop target as soon as possible. Alright Internet, are you Team Trevor or Team Simon? I'd like to know. This is the best game I've ever played. What's it called? Joust. I've played fucking Joust, Dad. No, no, no. Not like this yet.
    27:02
    Is it like, um, Killer Queen? I think it was. Is it like Joust? There's no video at all. Is it just black? You have PlayStation remotes with different colors. Okay. And you have to, like, you have to nudge other people. The other person?
    27:20
    Alright, this is Dick Scramble stepping up. I believe that's his name. I don't know. So gentlemen, if you are ever in the West Loop at around 5 o'clock, find us on the internet, holler at me, come battle us. We have like 12 machines over at our studio. stream every day except for the weekend. Okay. Wow. Which, uh, where? Where in the world? Uh, do you know where Cobra Lounge is? Yeah. We're a block away from there. Cool. Yeah. Really? Mm-hmm. That was, uh... Good ball, Nick Campbell! That's what they call a flipper fumble. Man, these scores! What do you guys have there? Um, why don't you explain what pinball machines we have? We have a telephone. Nice. It's an easy... Oh, you dildo.
    28:19
    Dude, the cleanest World Cup soccer you'll ever see in your life. Jack got the word weekday. Shut the... Data East, yeah.
    28:37
    Not Pinball Party, yeah. And then there's Bram Stoker's. An old like ding-ding, reel-to-reel sort of... It's the four-player version of Big Shot.
    29:02
    Oh, no, that's Break Shot. Oh, Break Shot. Yeah. Jack's fine. Thanks, Marie. Thanks for getting my back.
    29:13
    I wasn't listening, but yes, I can only assume. Oh, nice. Nice. Have you ever seen that guy on, I think he plays like the Williams? That guy was completely insane. Did you see all the high scores on, oh, Jack? Yes. I've watched him play before and it's terrifying. Well, okay, if you're allowed to death save a pinball machine, like, racking it around to, like, bring it back out of the trough there, you can get all the scores you want. Jack Benson. He doesn't play by the rules. There's an asterisk next to every freaking score he has on there. When him and I were kids, my dad would refer to that as dragging it all over your home. You'd get really mad at it. You could actually shake it on a lot of times.
    30:03
    In a tournament, you cannot do that. What does he do? What happens is... A death save? If you don't... You want me to do one? No. No, okay. No.
    30:14
    Because you get the habit of doing it, and then you just do it. It's impossible to stop that habit, dude. It's terrible. If it goes down the right out lane, you can lift up your left flipper, this flipper, and then as the ball's rolling down, you can shove the sheet over, and it pushes off the bottom right. Yeah. Yeah, so if it's rolling down here, it starts coming down here, and all you have to do is hold the left flipper up, your right flipper is down, hold this up, you nudge the ball so that it hits this side here, and then ram it back, and it just launches it onto this flipper, and you bring it back into play. And that will get you kicked out of every freaking tournament in the world. Yeah, I imagine. But I'm telling you, do not figure that out, because you'll never stop doing it. I'm not sure yet. All right.
    31:07
    Ha ha. I like to play. So, who's going to play? Pover. Blind Robin. They have one house. Our buddy Gavin, those are his games. Yeah. He checks our machines.
    31:22
    He's got good games. Okay. Yeah, Funhouse is one of my favorites. Is it walking dead? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, there's a bunch of them over there. Someone just followed and thanks for the follow. I didn't see it. They have the predecessor to Attack from Mars. Oh, they have Attack from Mars? Which one of them came before that, though? It's kind of like Attack. No, it's the same one. No, it's Attack from Mars. Yeah, Revenge from Mars is the sequel to it. But he has an attack, yeah. They have Funhouse. Yeah. We grew up playing Funhouse. We were kids. My parents loved Funhouse. Dude, that's awesome, man. They had a game of quarters. They made a game of Funhouse. That's a fun game. Dude, Black Hole is a nightmare.
    32:10
    Joe Hisma. Is that your name? I'm way dead last. Wait, Nick. Get me a whatever that is. No, whatever I was drinking.
    32:27
    Gnarly wine. on my tab or your tab your tab sounds more important Peter Ben you should get a old fin and fix it up Joe hey Joe hey he's anyway thanks for the follow buddy
    32:58
    Listen, Simon. Yes? You have to beat your brother. What's that? You have to beat your brother. And guess what you are. You're destroying him, actually. Okay, good. That's good.
    33:22
    Wonka, we actually... There's a Big Guns here at Emporium, and I was actually going to stream on it, But they moved it. It was right next to Diner and they moved Star Trek in its place.
    33:35
    But if you can afford PETA, if you can afford a brand new Medieval Madness, that's... Hell yeah, dude. Do it.
    33:45
    You just rebuilt a Doctor Who? Holy crap. Doctor Who has a lot... No, you're good. You're good. That's a virtual kickback that you had there. Oh yeah So your extra ball is lit if you can get it underneath the spaceship My man It's like Mario Brothers and Pharrell and Jay-Z, of course. They're frequent collaborators. Yeah, of course. Why not?
    34:33
    We're the Mario Brothers. And Plum is my game. I'm the single warm toner working on the drain. Get the purchase of hand and the mushroom man.
    34:44
    Alright. Nicely done. Yeah, Shabal, kill it, buddy. By the way, that was a hot jam. Pharrell, Jay-Z, and the Mario Brothers. I love the Mario Brothers. When are they putting out a new record?
    35:02
    Yeah, and Little M. We're doing Little M. What are you drinking? It's called... What's it called? It's called Gnarly Wine.
    35:17
    It's messing me up pretty bad, actually. That's like the one that's over at Pete's, right? It's a Lagunitas beer. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They have a barley wine. It's like 10.6 or something. That's serious. I'm feeling pretty good. I got to make sure I can wrap all this up once I'm done.
    35:35
    You're up, son. What's that? Oh, yeah, dude. That'd be great. Thanks, man. Okay, so that can launch your ball before you plunge. But you see these arrows here in the middle? Yeah. When they're yellow, that's how many missiles you have. And every time you hit that, you launch a missile at the spaceship. Oh, okay. Starship, whatever the fuck it's called. I don't know, the internet's yelling at me.
    36:04
    But there's a certain amount of hits to get to your multiball on the starship there. And if you start matching that, it'll act as though you're hitting that drop target. Yeah.
    36:23
    Wonko bought a pinbot, hell yeah I think we need to get a jackbot Oh, Lone Girl thinks it's a spaceboat Yeah, that's what it is, a spaceboat I ain't a jit from me Oh my god. I'm like legit one up. 100% wasted, man.
    37:11
    Leave me alone. The internet said they're waiting for me to, like, drunkenly walk into the bathroom and take a piss.
    37:24
    Yo, Warframe, is that money? Watch this. Oh, good luck hitting that. Shoot, shoot. Oh. Ding dong. Warframe, ding dong. Money. Oh, missed it. I think I hurry up. So, if you can hit away team during your mode, it gives you, so you still have to hit your shots, but it gives you something else to work on. And it told him he has to hit the warp ramp, which is a huge pain in the ass. But it seems like most of the time it wants you to either hit vengeance or the spinner. It's different for every mode. Oh, it is? Per mode, okay. It's different for every mode.
    38:04
    All right, come on, Dad, get out of here. Jackpot's gonna be the next pinball arcade game. That's awesome.
    38:21
    My man. Thank you, brother. You are more than welcome at any time. Like, if... We have a lot of top 200 players in World Come and Battle Us at our studio. If you're free, let us know a day ahead of time. Nine hours ahead of time. I don't give a shit. That you're coming down, come battle, man. We got beer in the fridge, whiskey in the cooler. What do you do? I'm a truckload of dinner. Alright. We're all animators, so, yeah.
    38:52
    Alright, rock on. Um, punch it. How long are you streaming for? Uh, Weapon, we're streaming until I was gonna be done seven minutes ago, but I'm not done. We're gonna stream all fucking night. I don give a shit I
    39:36
    Check sweet shit all the rules are You're welcome, internet. Sorry, sorry. No yelling. No yelling at the microphone.
    39:54
    All right, brother. Simon. And your name's sort of the T, and it rhymes with brevver. Yo, you drum. Yo, mom's drum. Yo, you drum. Oh, yeah, I'm drum. Yeah, you guys stop by the street. Oh, I'd love to, man. I mean, we've been playing Bimbo for a long time, and we're just like, now I think really, now that it's such a popular thing again, we're happy about it. Yeah, dude. But lately, him and I, whether good or bad, we've just been addicted to Whitewater, and that's literally all we play. Whitewater's a great game. We had one for a while, and wait, does Brett still own that?
    40:30
    Why isn't that ding-dong? He wants you to go to his house and stream. I don't want to go to his house. He says he throws, like, dirty underwear on that shit. Tim and I would, we'd go, we would literally knock each other off as the river master. That's awesome, dude. Like the grandmaster's form over at the Emporium over there. Yep. And I was on it for about three months. He finally, or someone from, what crew are you guys, or what? Deadfoot. Someone from the hooligans. Yeah, the freaking hooligans. Knocked us off. Internet, look up hooligans and make fun of everybody. Someone knocked us off, and then Simon, that next day, got back on as river master. in one week, he's been knocked off again.
    41:08
    We're starting to get into the... Simon, what's the game we were playing over at Emporium lately? Baywatch. No, I have a Baywatch one. Firepower. Tales from the Crypt. Tales from the Crypt one. Yes. The Crypt is really good, and also... Hurricane. It's real simple. Hurricane's a blast. It's sort of that, like, mousing around or Bad Cat's sort of middle ramp sort of thing going on there. Or, Blitz Force has that. Oh, man. I think it's not. Blitz Force is not a game you'll ever see in a tournament, though. Yeah. Well, it's... On Ball 3, it says, shoot the right ramp twice for highest score. Right. As in Grand Champ just hitting the right ramp. Yeah. Oh, Blitz Force? Yeah. That's right. You hit it twice, and you take the highest score. Yeah. And that game was supposed to be the original Batman game. That's right. And it was rethemed last minute by Python Angelo. Why? Because they didn't get the license. And then I think it's The Shadow, right? Shadow was going to be a James Bond game. And they didn't say anything. Shadow, shitty movie, interesting game. Maybe that's why Dave thinks it's a James Bond thing.
    42:18
    Okay. Remember Dave thought Shadow was a James Bond movie? It kind of is. All right, let me read the internet here.
    42:33
    Guys, Spider-Man is a really fun game. Iron Man is a soul crusher. I've never played Spider-Man. Oh, dude. Spider-Man Pinball? Yeah. I've never even heard of it. Dude, it's so fucking good. Alright. It's so good.
    42:51
    There's two of them, I believe. There's a really old one and then a newer Stern. Okay. It's a riot, dude. It's got the same sort of Warframe shot. Okay. And that game is just really fun to play. What do you think of the Tron? Tron is a blast, dude. I think it's a beautiful game. Tron's a riot. Absolutely. Have you played... It's really ridiculous. Is that a WrestleMania game? So, we... Okay, here's the deal. We are partnered with Stern. Oh, okay. And they drop off their new games as they release them. Okay, gotcha. And WrestleMania was the first game they gave us. Okay. Everyone thought that game was going to suck. All right? It's fun. It's fun, and then what Stern Notoriously does is they release a game with unfinished code. Okay. All right? Like, Star Trek just got new code, you know, a month ago. This game's been out for a while. Yeah, yeah. So once that game's done with code, that game's going to be fucking amazing. It's already pretty fun. The only thing I don't like about it is that it's fun to play, but it is ugly as all hell. Yeah. It's really ugly. It's got the same thing I don't like about Whitewater, or about Walking Dead. It's like, it's too many white lights, and like, I don't know, color, I think? I kind of like the starkness a little bit, but this game has a really bad feed out of the pop bumpers that sort of goes right down the middle for every person. And people are trying to fix that with like, fatter rubbers and stuff, but that's my only hiccup with that whole game. It's like there's a physical problem with it that software can't fix.
    44:32
    Let's see, what do we got here? What choose things do you animate? I'm primarily a commercial animator.
    44:41
    Nick is a software developer for commercial software animation stuff. I need... Yeah. Iron Man's a blast, I have to say. but we were trying to see it go, but it's good.
    45:00
    Weapon, let's see, what else? I do a lot of commercials. If you've seen Jupiter Ascending from the Wachowskis, I was a visual effects artist on that.
    45:13
    You know, stupid Taco Bell commercials, I don't know, everything. We do all sorts of shit. You got your extra ball. Hey, no manhandling the host.
    45:35
    Oh, you got an extra... Multi-ball. Trev beat Simon in a worm burner. I agree. You pulled it out there, brother.
    45:50
    Sorry about the left-hand handshake. I'm not sure what that was about. Oh, that's right. We also animated the witch on the Wizard of Oz pinball machine.
    46:03
    I haven't played that one. I haven't either. I hear it's really fun. So, when we first got into pinball, we, like, jumped in, hands and feet, like, as deep as we could. And being animators, we contact everybody. And when Jersey Jack was coming out with the Wizard of Oz pinball machine, we're like, we want to help in any way possible. We animated the Wicked Witch on that pinball machine And we also developed their whole back-end system For all their future pinball machines I think locally you can find one at the headquarters in River North It's downstairs So downstairs they have an original Medieval Madness And a Wizard of Oz It's like a dollar to play even though their games are free But yeah, they have one there That game's a super low-scoring game like thousands.
    46:53
    Yeah. But it's a riot, dude. It's a blast, yeah. So, MC... Wait. Mixer Tuna. We are Mac OSX base. So we have to jump through a few hoops to get our stream going. Hey, Laura's here. Laura, I'm wasted. I love you. So we are using Coco Split mixed with Cam Twist to get the stream to you guys. How are you? I have a tab open. You can go order whatever the hell you want. You know the name. Don't say it out loud. Yeah. Yeah, Lester, dude, we've been, we jumped in deep with the pinball scene for sure. Hey, stop winning. Yeah, and see Sertuna, the only reason we're using Cam Twist initially was to rotate the camera 90 degrees. But now we do animated lower thirds and stuff, which I'll show you in a second.
    48:31
    Jack's getting late tonight. Weapon! That's my living lady friend. Campbell, stop winning! Damn, where do I get those pants at? This is really good and it's doing its job.
    49:10
    I'm four deep right now. I want you to destroy this drill. Wait, how'd you get double scoring you, Ding Dong?
    49:29
    Ah, we'll let him finish. Yeah, I'll let you finish, buddy. Sorry. I'm in the starting phase of setting up the pinball stream.
    49:41
    Mixer Tuna, if you go to tiltforums.com, I think it's .net, .com. We posted our entire streaming setup. So double scoring is if you get nine ramps, your 10th ramp. Warp ramps. Your 10th ramp gives you double scoring. So what Stan did last night was get nine ramps and then wait for his multi-ball and then drain all of his balls while the ball save was on and just tried for ramps. What a shit ad. got it and he ended up getting like 30 40 million dollars just from dollars dance java um
    50:22
    i don't know what i was talking about but you guys are great um oh yeah so the stream uh we use three logitech c920s feeding into cam twist we use uh webcam settings in order to control all the webcams because on a Mac you can't use the inherent Logitech software. And that all feeds into CocoSplit and that's what goes out to Twitch.
    50:50
    And then your money goes into the stream. Dude, if we get a freaking TriCaster Mini, you're going to watch movies.
    51:09
    that was also my super skill shot if you're feeling like a pimp danger go and brush your shoulders off danger is crazy baby don't forget that boy I told you get that dirt off your shoulder
    51:37
    that I told you get that dirt off your shoulder. In the kitchen with soda, I just looked at the watch trying to give me a cocoa to stretch out the cocoa like the rest of the yesterday. You can have some of this because you know the smokers will test you at the back.
    52:04
    All to meet the SP of the street At the 4040 Club ESPN on the screen. No chrome on the wheels. I'm a baller for real.
    52:21
    Danger is crazy, baby. Don't forget that, boy. I told you, get that dirt off your shoulder. That. Oh, wow. We're going back on the map, me and my beautiful beat I just happened to rap I dropped that black album and I back outed What did you say? What did I say? I said don't do it I fixed the stream for you, man What?
    53:03
    I don't need that crap Get out of here, Ding Dong. Who's trying to give me water? I'm an adult. Gerson, I'm using a wireless lab. There's a microphone right here.
    53:25
    No VLC. It's just Cam Twist, Cocoa Split. For audio, we're using Audio Hijack. and usually we use a snowball mic, but tonight I'm using a wireless lav.
    53:50
    Where's my beer? I need a beer. Are we playing Diner? Are we staying on Star Trek? Let's stay here. Do you want to put it on diner? Do you want to be crawling around? Let's play diner for a minute. No, I don't want to crawl around. Folks, we're not playing anything but Star Trek. I got too drunk. All right, we're going to get to Kobayashi Maru.
    54:18
    What? Is Laurel on it? Diner's awesome, dude. Is Laurel on it? Laurel? Who's Laurel? Yeah, put Laurel in.
    54:32
    Laura, you're in. Can you... I'm the microphone. Hi, internet. Can you grab me a gnarly wine? Thanks, buddy.
    54:46
    Hey, good Florida trip, buddy. Good freaking Florida trip. I'm going to pee. You're going to pee? I'm going to be one of those. You're going to do it? Make the appointment. I'm real so hot. Girl, why are you so hot?
    55:02
    I won't drink it. You're fine. Good. I know. Yo, fuck out of here. Get out of here. Donate to kids, girl.
    55:11
    Donate to kids, girl. Laura's going to play Kalmate. Okay. So Uncle Carly says, make sure you double scoring before you maroo to double medal scores.
    55:27
    Yeah, MixerTuna, if you're on a Mac, you're already, like, crippled trying to stream. You need a PC for everything to be just peachy keen.
    55:47
    Am I talking too close to you? You have a mic on. You don't need to talk to your computer anymore. I love you. So I'm gonna play this ball right now Everything's gonna be good I'm gonna choose um We're probably going prime directive Wait it's still letting me shoot What? Klingon? Your mom's a Klingon Yo get that away team bro Wait Klingons are on your anus Remember that? Joke? What's that? What's that joke? I don't know To attack the Klingons around your anus There's a joke there somewhere What's it called? How's the joke go? Wait, like, um... Think about it. Start... What did the Enterprise do? Toilet paper.
    56:35
    Klingons. Oh! We're done. Who cares? Gotcha. I get it now. We can make it up. I see. Uh, Klingons around Uranus.
    56:48
    Laura's here. I can get as drunk as I want now. It's not dead. I promise you. How do I promise you more than I'm promising you?
    57:16
    No, I don't think a stern's had a video mode in a good long time. The, uh, we're fine. Yeah. How you doing, brother? Good, man. Matt. Jeff. Nice to meet you, man. Do you work for Left Hand? Oh, awesome, dude. We're friends. Yeah, go for it. Um, yeah, dude, so, uh, we, I apologize, I'm a little intoxicated right now. Um, we, we stream Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. for about two hours on pinball machines at our studio. Okay. We have like 12 machines there that we cycle out. We have people bring games in, take them out. We show people how to blow up certain machines.
    57:58
    We just showed everything too much that we decided to come out to a bar and show what's going on. And here we are. We drink a lot of beer. I'm sure we've had a whole lot of left hand. Milk stout, absolutely.
    58:14
    But I am wirelessly mic'd. Oh, right on. So people can hear what's going on. watch my language yeah well no you could swear all you want I don't give a shit swearing is where the Internet's at on Star Trek you know what to shoot for so okay anything that's flashing honestly it's a joke but anything flashing is what you do I'm sorry, your name was? Matt. Matt, that's right, cool. Can I play this dancing thing now I kill it man yeah totally Let me get this out of here for you This is the newer game right Yeah so this is the second to newest game This is Stern's newest game. They came out with this before that. The objective on this is to beat the crap out of that house and this guy here, and it'll give you a multiball. Okay. And you can stack them. So if you get that multiball first, you can beat the crap out of this guy and stack them both. Okay. And just, like, shoot whatever the frick you feel comfortable shooting.
    59:25
    We don't talk about that. Have you eaten? I haven't eaten anything. All day. And that's why I'm drunker.
    59:43
    I feel great. I like pooped a lot today. Alright, internet, here's the deal. I had a long flight. No, I don't want that shit. No.
    60:06
    What are you looking at? So it's back up. It's back up. Yeah. This is cool, but you need a lot more quarters this way. Here's the bar food. I don't eat. I don't eat food.
    60:21
    Wait, Nick. How did you just play and it's my turn? Oh, it's my extra ball. Nope. No food. Number one.
    60:46
    Nice location stream. Hell yeah, Azric. What's up, buddy? Nope. It's just we, uh... Gavin hasn't been over to fix our games. And I was tired of showing the same three games. So I figured... since only Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday I'm going to be doing whatever. When do you leave for the big game? Friday. Friday morning. Okay. So what I'm going to do is, I'm here tonight. I'm going to Logan Arcade tomorrow. And then Thursday night I'm going to Emporium Logan. Okay. And we're just going to show games people don't get to see. Okay. Is that girl Nick's girlfriend? I've seen her on before. Very cute. This is Nick's girlfriend. I make out with her all the time. Tell them about Sopranos, how you just hit that in the box. Absolutely, absolutely. So you beat that up enough, it opens up, and then it starts like a fast-scoring mode, then the head's there, and you've got to beat the crap out of the head.
    62:02
    Since it's like a physical target, it's hard to hit sometimes because it gets a little tired after a while. But if you can hit that enough, that is what starts a multiball. But hitting this guy, I think like 12 times or something, starts a multiball there too. Yeah.
    62:18
    Left hand. Are you guys, you're not located in Chicago, are you? We're Colorado. Yeah, Colorado. That's awesome. Yeah, I have some friends that work for Revolution and what's another Chicago brewery that I cannot think of? Half Acre. My man.
    62:36
    But yeah, left hand. Dude, that, I'm telling you, that Nitro Milk Stout. Do you know Revolution? Woo. Amy Quaker. Sure, yeah. She, uh, super good friend of mine outside of pinball and then dragged her into the sport. By the way, hardcore, no. Okay, you play too hard, man. Yo play hard. Play hard or die trying. We have an internet stream going on here, man. Can you not tilt?
    63:13
    Yo, by the way, taste this and tell me that's not the best shit you've ever tasted. No, that's me. That's me.
    63:20
    Ooh! Mommy! Wow, weird. Okay, awkward. Here we go. Breakdown tomato. Thank you. Murray, that's Jack's hot, smokin' girlfriend.
    64:07
    Don't talk about my hot, smokin' girlfriend on the internet, dude. Man, you know what song you want to hear? It's called Hair of the Dog by Nazarene. Now you're all messing with us. A son of a bitch!
    64:32
    Does this game have new code? Oh, sorry. What were you gonna say? This game does have new code actually. They just included it maybe a week ago. Oh, and they're playing Joust over there by the way. So everyone's got a ball. They have to punch each other? And you have to shake their ball before it blows. But why are there people playing like... That girl's like... You don't need any video for it. The video doesn't mean anything. That girl's an S and a D. That dude's playing a violin. The video doesn't mean anything. All that matters is whoever's ball is left over. So there's four... You can play up to like... So you just walk around and go... Yeah.
    65:24
    So what happens is, you want to be the last man standing. So you see another person with a controller, like Rofo over there with a yellow controller. Rofo! You still walk forward.
    65:35
    Sorry for yelling, kids. I love you. I see. You get close to each other. You get really fast. You're both awesome. So have you folks played Joust on the Wii? Or the PlayStation, uh... PlayStation Move or whatever? You realize that you'll never lose as long as he's walking really solid.
    65:54
    So he's on purpose going to try to help you into battle in the control. And I've got to tell you, this is the game. But do that times four people, times five people, times six people.
    66:18
    It's called joust, but it's not what you think it is. Um, who's up? Me, Swan. At Joust? I love pushing people! With your reach, and your finesse, and your valor. Like this? Like this? It would be amazing. Watch. There's four people with spheres. Can I just walk up and start pushing people now? You have to have a sphere. Can you imagine being there in time? You have to have a sphere to push people. You gotta watch the short screen. This is how you play. You just keep it up. No, you have to keep it steady. I know, but I... No, if someone pushes me, it shakes.
    67:11
    And the winner is... Triple Player. Uncle Carmy, you're right. We need Matt. That was a... By the way, that was a guy from Left Hand Milk... I'm sorry, Left Hand Brewery. That we could have asked for a relationship with. And you dropped the ball. No, there was no dropping. We could have had sex with that guy.
    67:41
    Wait. Is that what a sponsorship is? I need a new move. The stern... No. Yeah. It looks like the only people who are playing know each other. So it's not strangers hitting each other. No, you've got to go play it. I've got to go play. Go. Hitting strangers is amazing. I'll play your ball, dummy.
    68:04
    That was Laura, Laura, Laura, everybody. Laura Bora. Well, Laura went over to physically assault all the strangers. Assault. Man, I gotta stop drinking.
    68:29
    I'm getting broken up with tonight, folks. Get ready to jest. push your mom over. While Laura, not holding anything, walked over and just hit somebody.
    68:46
    I think that was half of something. She just didn't care. Walked over and slapped someone. Once again, that's winner is Green. Aw, man. That girl knows how to play games.
    69:00
    Get up there. Now you're messing with it Folks, look up Hair of the Dog by Nazareth and tell me that isn't the song I should play every time I walk up to a tournament.
    69:17
    Just, the lights go dim, alright? Then the fog machines roll. Then deep beneath the fog machines comes this big white spotlight. than the shadow of tall fucking Jack Danger walking out.
    69:34
    Then play that song. Play it right now. What did you do? You walked over and hit somebody. I did. Alright, good job.
    69:50
    Crossfire is an excellent game. You'll get caught up in the crossfire. Nick is showing off his sober skills. Like a ding dong.
    70:09
    Really, you should put it in the back of your pants and walk around with your arms out so people can't get near you. They can just be like that and it'll go off. And you say, no. Oh, okay. Fair. Because what they were doing was they both had enough hair and they were knocking each other in the chest. Yeah. I get it. It's all good.
    70:34
    If anyone's made a loud noise on the internet, it's me. Nick Campbell with the 70-something garbage million billion points.
    70:44
    Did you play, Laura? Once again, the winner is... It should be a little play. Once again, garbage. My life. My life is over.
    71:03
    Vengeance Multiball. That's all I've ever wanted out of life. Here we go. Oh, what? Gnarly, bruh. I've had a lot of gnarly wine, and I believe gnarly is a word that I had trouble not saying a lot of.
    71:42
    No, no, no, no. Ah, crap. Nailed it. Nailed it. Love you. Call your mom. I love you. Tell mom I love you.
    72:02
    Nick, how do you know this stuff, man? You don't know anything. I'm going to snatch you to this. Sharks. No, hit it. Oh my god, my life is over.
    72:39
    Hit it. No, not that. Wow, someone smells like all the perfume ever made in the world at one time. Just fucking dumped. Dumped.
    73:02
    Whoa! Yo, interference. I get like 30 million more points. Oh, yeah. Interference. What the hell? Win?
    73:15
    No! I got machine gunned. You didn't get machine gun. Oh, you played my ball? No, you play your ball. You're doing really well. Good job, pinball.
    73:32
    Yeah. So, hit anything. Yes. Get it in there. That was weird. Dip. folks please listen i need to i haven't had a solid sit-down session with laura on uh flipper basics no he has i'm just not a good listener rapid fire what would you do i just look i think that anytime somebody puts the brad sark logo it means they're talking about something they shouldn't be talking about No, that's called being sarcastic on the internet. No, if your instinct is to put that logo at the end of what you say, you shouldn't say it. Listen, if you go Jack Danger is... No. It's not fucking Brad Stark.
    74:31
    It's Brad Stark. You go, like, Oxygen's for assholes, Brad Stark logo. I thought that was like a winky smiley face. That is the, I'm being sarcastic, Kappa.
    74:47
    So far, it's like I should say things I shouldn't be saying. Yeah, that. It's like I shouldn't be saying it. It's like an excuse to say something you shouldn't say. It's like Jack Danger likes to suck donkey stuff. Kappa.
    75:00
    The guy's name is Kappa, but it does look like Brad Stark. All right, I got to go eat. You guys are welcome to come eat with me. If you guys are hungry. We're eating egg salad sandwiches and leftover Easter ham from the photo shoot. It looks like a photo shoot. You can get rye, rye glazed, rye whiskey glazed ham. Zombo-com. And Easter, no, this is fresh made. Fresh made egg salad sandwiches. What are we doing? a monster load of Chinese food left over. You know what, we're gonna have Chinese, Easter Chinese food. Easter Chinese food? Did you drive here? I'm so drunk. Capitan? Capitan. That's who that is? Capitan? Kappa. K-A-P-P-A. Kappa. Kappa. Kappa. He apparently was a dildo that worked for Twitch back in the day and they made his face the epitome of sarcasm. So if you say anything you're like oh like butts Kappa LOL Butts. You like butts? Butts are stupid. JD, I want to see you go play this. You have to go close the stream down, go play again. If I play that game, people are going to be beating me up on the floor. You're going to love it. Let's go play. Alright, well I've got to shut the internet down, right? How do I do that? Bye, internet! Hold on.
    76:55
    Internet, I'm too drunk to figure this out. I would switch the camera over, but I don't know. It's not working. You okay? I love you. Donate to kids. Donate to cabs so I get home safe. Donate to cab drivers. I mean, how else do I get home, right? Donate to cabs.
    77:18
    Thanks for coming. This has been day one of Location Pinball. So we're going to Logan Arcade tomorrow.
    77:29
    Who's... We don't talk about that. The Saiyan's good. Well, he's also a human nightmare. The Saiyan's good.
    77:40
    I love you, Internet. Thanks for coming. I gotta figure out how to tear all this crap down. Alright. God damn it.
    77:48
    I love you. There is no diner. Only Zool. Do you want me to Uber you, JD? I'm hanging out for a little bit.
    78:03
    Sorry, diner, look, here. Diner's right here. What? Marie. Kielbasa? All right, I gotta go. Love you.