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THE WALKING DEAD (Stern 2014) 07/08/15

Dead Flip·video·2h 38m·analyzed·Jul 17, 2015
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TL;DR

DeadFlip streams Walking Dead (2014) gameplay after resolving technical issues, with guest Laura and community participation.

Summary

DeadFlip streams gameplay of The Walking Dead (Stern 2014) on July 8, 2015, following technical streaming issues from the previous day. Host Jack Danger plays with guest Laura while discussing the game's recent code updates that have improved playability. The stream features casual banter, audience interaction, pizza ordering tangents, and various gameplay moments with multiple players attempting high scores.

Key Claims

  • The Walking Dead has had two code updates over the last month that have changed the game dramatically and made it fun

    high confidence · Jack Danger states: 'A game that came out in 2014. It has had some code updates over the last month. Two code updates over the last month. and the game's changed dramatically, and now it's fun.'

  • The game still has a wonky feed out of the bumpers but players just have to get over it

    high confidence · Jack Danger: 'It still has a wonky feed out of the bumpers (jet bumpers, thumper bumpers), but you just got to hit the game. You know, get over it. It's fine.'

  • DeadFlip resolved streaming technical issues by unplugging and replugging camera equipment while powered on

    high confidence · Jack Danger explains: 'I figured out a secret on how to get full nice color on all three cameras. And it requires unplugging things and then plugging them back in while they're on. It's not a good solution, but it works better than anything else.'

  • Jack skipped a tournament the previous day to work on fixing the stream

    high confidence · Jack states: 'I skipped the tournament I was going to because I sat here working on this thing. Hours invested in what is now working.'

Notable Quotes

  • “A game that came out in 2014. It has had some code updates over the last month. Two code updates over the last month. and the game's changed dramatically, and now it's fun.”

    Jack Danger@ 7:39 — Indicates recent code improvements to Walking Dead have substantially improved player experience

  • “I skipped the tournament I was going to because I sat here working on this thing. Hours invested in what is now working.”

    Jack Danger@ 5:05 — Shows commitment to streaming infrastructure despite personal cost

  • “I figured out a secret on how to get full nice color on all three cameras. And it requires unplugging things and then plugging them back in while they're on.”

    Jack Danger@ 4:24 — Technical workaround for streaming video quality issues

Entities

Jack DangerpersonLaurapersonThe Walking DeadgameStern PinballcompanyDeadFliporganizationZach SharpepersonTwitchcompany

Signals

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    community_signal: DeadFlip demonstrates commitment to streaming infrastructure and community content creation despite technical challenges

    high · Host sacrificed tournament participation to resolve streaming issues; describes investing hours in technical setup

  • ?

    product_concern: Walking Dead receives two code updates in one month that dramatically improve gameplay, addressing prior issues

    high · Jack states game 'has had some code updates over the last month. Two code updates over the last month. and the game's changed dramatically, and now it's fun'

  • ?

    technology_signal: Persistent mechanical issue with bumper ball feed on Walking Dead machine remains unfixed despite code updates

    medium · Jack acknowledges: 'It still has a wonky feed out of the bumpers (jet bumpers, thumper bumpers), but you just got to hit the game'

Transcript

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0:00
Last night pissed me off too, I paid good money for this entertainment. Uh-huh, says the guy without a pinball next to his name. Uh, burn. Burn. JK, I love you. You're fine.
0:13
Alright, I'm not seeing any dropperitos. I think we solved the problem. I think we solved the mystery.
0:23
I think we solved it. If this number starts to grow, that means people are seeing a robot instead of me. Demented and spetamine. Guys, thank you for the host. I appreciate it. Hey, guys.
0:41
Zentron, good to see you. Me, et cetera. Jaded, of course. My man. Love you. We got Laura chilling here. She's going to battle. I'm going to win. Or win. There's the winning part.
0:59
I need a wife. Okay, we got Jack. I think I need actual food. Well, today's front page day, and I need you to have some energy.
1:16
Order a pizza. Lord Squeak? Hey, Lord. Hi, mysterious voice. My voice probably sounds a little deeper because I'm not feeling very well.
1:32
I'm kidding. Oh, yes, you already won. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, I already won. I'm just going to stand here and watch Jack try to beat me now.
1:43
Try to beat that score. What was my score? Be careful out there. Your score was 185,446,010. Oh, yeah. I did really well. And we wrote Zentron's name down for that. Yeah. Toxic Ratman, what's up, buddy?
2:01
We're alive on the frickin' internet. Grim is fried, what's up? He's alive. Guys, we're alive. But is the buffering here? No buffering. Stop it. You don't even say the word buffering, you'll jinx it.
2:23
Festivarius, what's up? buddy. Flippion. Flippians. Flippina. Feskisaurus. I like that name. Feskisaurus. Um, is this your thing of water? It's my water. I got audio, but no video. You got video? There's a thing animating.
2:43
I have no B word. Butt? Boobs? Brains? Balls? Buns? Buns! You have no buns. You have broccoli? Um, folks. The video you should be seeing is the Twitch logo turning into a pinball machine.
3:00
Festivosaurus. Yes. I... Listen. My butt. You're fine. It's Festivosaurus. Guys, I'm not feeling well. Give me a frickin' break.
3:13
Just kidding. I love you. What did I say? Festivarius? I think you did. Yeah. Festivarius. That's not even remotely close. Festival Source. Oh, okay. Yep, I do see that. Good. Grimmsrag. Good, good, good.
3:33
By the way, the animation is the best. Toxic Ratman. Thank you, buddy. I animated that during my lunch break, like, months ago.
3:44
No breaks in the rough and tumble world of pinball. Yep. Listen, man. If you're sick, just frickin' do it. Wait, is that a trowel? Poor baby, you get to rest your head on my hairy chest. Aw, thanks, buddy. As long as it's got lots of VapoRub in it. Oh, it's got to have Vicks in it, just like sticky, gross Vicks hair.
4:07
It's like when babies are sick and they get all sticky. Oh, God, I love it. Yeah, sweaty, sticky. Guys, pinball's important. You've got to keep streaming.
4:16
Can you hit number two, please? Oh, we're looking good. Folks, you will notice we don't look pasty and pale right now because I figured out a secret on how to get full nice color on all three cameras. And it requires unplugging things and then plugging them back in while they're on. It's not a good solution, but it works better than anything else. I think it still looks a little pasty. Well, you're just Mormon.
4:50
Got Vic some gum left over dinner from last night, etc. Zen, I'm all over it, buddy. I am in. How the hell is everyone? Finally, the damn stream's working. Yesterday aggravated me to no end. I skipped the tournament I was going to because I sat here working on this thing. Hours invested in what is now working. You like? Because I love you. I love butts. I got better things to do than wait for you.
5:50
The best game I played, I had 28 walkers killed. Ooh, that commitment. I'm not sure if I'm ready for that.
6:00
Oh, guys, also, check this out. It's ridiculous, but... The cutest necklace. So cute. Ladies and gentlemen,
6:12
this is to teach all pinball machines a freaking lesson not to mess with me. This is Fishtail's left flipper button.
6:20
because don't mess with me. Man, no one looks good in a necklace. I look like a frickin' dildo. Let's just hide that. Hey, Dead Slip Tents, what's up, buddy?
6:35
It has returned. It has. But now it's on Jack's terms. Yeah, right. It's only around, it's sort of like parading ahead around on a spike while I'm, like, walking through town. It's like, you don't mess with me. Dude. That's oddly awesome. You mounted that on a necklace. That's goofy. Yeah, it's fine. Kind of the ear necklace from The Walking Dead. Thank you, Grimm. Hell yeah. ZZ Top. Zach, are you ready to battle tomorrow, man?
7:07
Zach's coming by. No, no. Yep. Like you cut that ear off a fishtail in a Vietnam War or something. Yes, guys. Because screw that game. Jaden, why are you cursed? Yeah, what? Jada, don't be cursed. I need you.
7:25
I need you, man! Anyway, good evening, Pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is day three, technically the second day, but day three on The Walking Dead by Stern. A game that came out in 2014. It has had some code updates over the last month. Two code updates over the last month. and the game's changed dramatically, and now it's fun. It still has a wonky feed out of the pop bumpers, but you just got to hit the game.
7:55
You know, get over it. It's fine. Let's see. Yesterday we couldn't stream because something was stupid. Now it's not stupid. Laura or Riot, she's right here.
8:06
She's so short. Here. Listen, you don't have to stream me. So we're going to battle. we're going to try... Oh, you can still see my mouth moving.
8:19
I look so small. We're going to try to get... I'm going to use my hands to talk. We're going to try to get Horde mode. We're going to try to get Last Man Standing if it comes. But mostly, we're trying to beat the Grand Champ so that we can impress our friends. And I've also decided that any time I get to put my name on this machine, I'm choosing one of your names at random and entering in your name. So far, there is, we have Zentron,
8:53
we have AgroKrag, Wonko T-Sane, Uncle Carmy, Jaded, Beer Snobbery. We could put more names on here, for sure.
9:05
Bugwump, yes, I am finally early to stream. Bugwump, thanks for coming, buddy. You're early, and actually we're early too. We started early just to see if the damn internet worked, which it looks like it is. It looks like it's holding up. Sharp Brothers is a different dimension. Yes. Guys, we don't talk about those scores.
9:28
Ooh. Yeah, Zentron, I put you. Zentron, you are currently number two on the machine. Hey, Skippy. My man, Skippy, what's up? Oh boy, my name's finally possible. Be on a pinball machine. Toxic Ratman, I will put your name on next.
9:45
No, I will. Or Laura will. It depends on who gets to put their name in first. But let's just say, screw it. Okay. I'm glad the internet's up. I missed you guys yesterday. Like, really, I had no idea what to do with myself. I was sitting there working on this thing for like an hour. Then 6 o'clock came around, and I was like, ah, screw it. This sucks. And I sat there for like 20 minutes, and I'm like, I don't know what to do with myself. So I came back in here, worked on it some more, still couldn't figure it out. Like 9 o'clock rolled around.
10:21
It was awful. Garrison, what's up, dude? What's up? Laura, if you wore 6-inch stilettos, you'd be taller than Jack. False. she would need two foot tall stilettos yeah I don't think it would work and I look real goofy in heels I walk like Frankenstein yep alright can you please hit oh one last thing yeah folks I love you to death we are currently 20 brand new subs away from our next two emotes and that same 20 subs will also get a tattoo on my body that we will all decide in chat. Okay?
11:10
So call your mom, call your dad, friends, family, Navy, Army, Air Force, Marines. It's going to be good. But don't call your uncle, man. That dude's a piece. He's a piece of crap. If you could hit number three for me.
11:29
Zwampt. Full color everything. It's beautiful. It's freaking beautiful guys. Look at this. Look at the freaking science happening here. Looking great. Looking great. Since Laura's the guest, she gets to start us off. Wait, you're watching on a 120 inch screen tonight? Yo, hit 2 for me again.
11:54
We're in your living room. All right, thank you. Dude, that's insane. That's a really great screen. Is it a 3D screen? I hope so. Oh. I think the biggest I've actually sat and viewed was 90.
12:14
Oh. In that living room. I think his might have been like 90, 95. I think it was 90. She reminds me of Little House on the Prairie. She is. Alright, Laura, good luck. May the best person win. It's probably going to be you. Okay, we're done ordering me a pizza. Do you know how to do the skill shot on this? No. Okay, so it's your standard, okay, you can drive that up there. Obviously you want to go through the blinking one. But what's going to happen is the ball's going to travel up and then fall in one of these. Typically, it wants to fall in the far one really quick, but you want to roll over both of those while they're both flashing. I remember that. So just as that second one turns on, that's when you want to plunge, but make sure the flashing dot is in the other line. There you go.
13:06
Perfect. Oh, it went down. Full skill shot. You did it. All right. Give me some food, bitch. Okay, sorry. All right. We don't need a fancy pizza. I just need a pizza. Okay. So, guys, how do you order a pizza?
13:23
PSP Gamer, what's up, buddy? Twitch TV and Chromecast? Hell yeah, dude. I tried these at a better Twitch TV. This is way too much, like, spam going on. The what? Better Twitch TV. What am I using, Grubhub? Yeah.
13:45
Wait, what kind of pizza can you eat? I'll just eat a regular pizza. I can do it by the week. What kind of toppings do you like? Meat, stuff, anything. What's that? Anything. Something good. I like... What's a walking dead pizza? You say hi, give me a pizza. What's a walking dead pizza? Raw roast beef? Sausage? Chick-flip pizzas. Yes, they do. Chick-dig-za. How tight is the sauce on that? Oh, my gosh. Um, you're not going to. I'm going to try to jiggle it more. All right, jiggle it more then. You've got to feel it yourself.
14:25
Three meat Walking Dead pizza. No cheese, only red sauce. That's true. And I shouldn't be eating cheese. It's great. Perfect. That sounds terrible. Oh, I guess I'm not eating it. No, you can have the pizza. Here, figure it out. Your favorite is Hawaiian and Mexican. I love a taco pizza, man. Taco pizzas are on point. BLT pizzas. My favorite pizzas are ranked top three in this order. Are you ready? Canadian bacon and sauerkraut. That's number one. Okay. Number two is a pizza with only giardiniera and pineapple. Giardiniera is an oily pepper mixture that is primarily just Chicago-based.
15:05
And number three is just a taco pizza. Because taco pizzas are freaking incredible. BLT pizzas are good, too, but mayonnaise on a pizza... It's a little strange.
15:17
Get that mayo on your pizza. Don't eat the term in this pizza. Oh, it's people. I get it. Where do you usually eat pizza from? Diego Espino.
15:33
I put up a whomping score earlier sitting down. On the toilet? Sitting on the toilet. I dropped a wampum store. You dropped a wampum store.
15:47
Donair Pizza. It's an East thing. Oh, yeah. Don't eat the Terminus Pizza? Yeah. Try Garlic Onion Pizza. It'll change your life. Scribble. I love pizza. I thought this was a show about pinball, not pizza. Not anymore. You know what? We changed our mind. Someone time Blue Continental out. I'm tired of her crap.
16:03
I don't want to hear this. That was saying that really offensive W. Yeah. Also, she's like, you know, don't troll me, bro. I'm here to party.
16:18
Wait, what's Laura's score? Ten. Million? Yeah. Mill one? Judge Mill one? Ten million. Rancho Pizza is a super Michigan thing. I missed the boat somehow, though. The ranch boat? Yeah. Yo, you're on day boat. Okay, happy man's little time. Mungo, what's up, buddy? Good to see you, man. Hey there. Hello. You're never alone when you're trying to bone.
16:52
Vagina. Yep, always saying vagina. Warfie. Wigwam. How about that vagina? A wimp and a pussy. Whoa, what? I don't think you could say... well it's a cat. That's what... oh shoot. Nice ball saving, though.
17:18
It's from Fast Times at Rick's My Guy. Jaded, dude, you da man, bro. You da man. Please stop ruining pizza, rest of the country. I got a monkey ball. Whoa, you got prison. Now shoot for these targets here. The drop targets on the side. Like that? Like by putting it down on the middle? You have a ball, save it for me, buddy.
17:46
You got two balls left, sorry. No, Zach, it's just you and me, buddy. You and me. How'd you get that ball back? I don't know.
18:01
You gotta touch some bounce passes too, buddy. There you go. See? There. Masterfully done.
18:16
Oh, what? What was that brain fart? Just letting it sit on the flipper and then dropping the flipper.
18:24
I don't know. I think my mom is going to play. Oh, your mom's coming. That makes sense because you don't have a car.
18:30
Unless you do have a car and you're the coolest kid I know. I remember when I was in high school, I was 13. My mom didn't want to drive me to school anymore, so she gave me the keys to this big old blue Lincoln.
18:44
She's like, you're driving yourself to school. I was like, oh, hell yeah. I didn't even come close to having my license. I was 13 years old. And she's like, if you get caught driving it, I'm just going to say you stole it. And I was like, let's do this. And I was the coolest dude driving everybody around. But I made the dumbest mistakes. I'd be at a light, and I'm like, you can turn left on red, right? You can turn right on red. You can turn left on red. And people are like, yeah, sure, why not? Just pull out into traffic and take a left. Terrible. Terrible idiots. Did you ever get caught? No. That car ended up exploding in the city, and we scratched off all the VIN numbers, removed the license plates, and left it there.
19:27
Science. Great story. Was it in Chicago? Your mom is negligent. Yes, that is my mom. My mom used to buy me packs of cigarettes when I was younger so I wouldn't smoke her cigarettes. It's Ferris Bueller everybody. Hey, what's up kids?
19:49
Still don't know what kind of pizza I get. You're still trying to do that? I'm a cop, you're under arrest. No, Dee's Plays Doe. That was also so long ago it's not even funny. Guys, I'm the oldest dude. What you don't realize is I'm a vampire. That was like 40 years ago. Yeah, 40 freaking years ago. Holy crap, I'm old. Primitive might not even drive himself. That was like the best feeling in the world.
20:21
What have you done? I've had pizza coming along, don't you? You done that? I think now I want shawarma. Shawarma? Ooh, shawarma's good. Alright, we need this last... Here we go, lock it in. Booyah, shotgun. Get it? Yep.
20:37
Hey, Tommy. Whoa, that's Roy Wills. Roy Wills is an incredible pinball player from over the pond. Uh-oh, Steve's playing with the cops. You're in the right town. That's what I read. You know what? Honestly, fine. I'll take it. Under arrest?
21:02
What is it? Under the influence... Wait, no. Over the limit, under arrest. Over the age of being super cool.
21:14
Wait, I don't want to be under arrest. I was like the coolest frickin' dude in the world. It was worth it.
21:22
It was worth every minute of it. Already? Already. Oh crap, give me that ball back. We need an add a ball, I just got to knock this target down. And I missed it. There it is, there it is. There it is. I remember being panicked when I hurt the car.
21:54
Wait, what? Uh, yeah. It said that... It said I remember being constantly panicked when I hurt the car and I didn't want to get in the car with it. Hurt the car? Driving.
22:09
You ain't gonna hurt the car. Cars are meant to be. You're supposed to slap your car in the face. When it back... back talks. Yeah, don't let that come back. When it... when it... when it badmouths you. Listen here, car. I'm tired of your stuff. Good.
22:35
Yeah, that's a good car joke. Be a radiator and cool it. Oh, crap. We, uh, we're done. We're done. Yo, that carom, though.
22:50
Well, you gotta talk to the internet. I'm talking to the internet. What are they saying? I didn't hear the internet say a single thing. Um, Tommy is talking to Nick. Nick who? They all hate me. Oh, yeah. Roy steals my eSports cash daily.
23:15
Wow, I can English. I am the doll. Table cam, what's up buddy? 76, it'll grow. Guys, it cycles. So once, what happens is, as it cycles and we move to the very first slot, that's when we get that, that buzz, that boop. Is that ball one? No, that was ball two. No, it might have been, I don't know, it was ball something. Your mom's ball something? Oh, crap. Guys, don't make fun of don't make fun of people's moms. Well now, yell it out. Table curve. Alright, plunge that stuff, B. Put it on the beat. Rotterdam. Nice, juicy, fast. So you are playing a game
24:14
We're picks for the big guy at some multi-ball. Like that? Yes. Coming to see you soon. Whoa, table cam, really? You're coming here? Hell yeah.
24:26
Table cam. Yo, is Beer Snobbery in the chat yet? I've got to show him that I'm not squandering his money on beer. What does that mean? Your mother, she has a smooth forehead. Oh, baby.
24:41
Does your mom have a smooth forehead? I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? It's a simple question. Yes or no? Oh, really?
24:52
That ring fell to me. I'm happy. I'm being so happy. Jack owes cable cam money. Why do I owe cable cam money?
25:06
I don't owe anybody money. The IRS, maybe. Wait, copter in the chat. Yeah, don't talk about it. Don't talk about that other stuff in here. Don't bring it up.
25:22
Your brother is a very nice lady. He makes a great dinner for us. Can I come over for dinner? Yes, please. Excellent. Internet, we're also having a party if you want to come by the house on Saturday.
25:36
Just saying. Bring beer. And yourself. Your presence is our presence. Right? Yeah. They... No tax cops here. Yeah! I read a book in electricity. Some of the facts in there were very shocking. Shocking, Coral.
25:56
Yes, let the dad jokes begin, ladies and gentlemen. I don't like this. Back and forth. Oh, my God. Look at this money. Wait. Wait till you see the money. Shocking, Coral. Give me the multi-kill.
26:18
Oh, my God. Uh, what's that Logan beefing up? Guys, the money I am making... Oh, my God, the money. Holy crap! The money! I can't watch anymore. I am Rihanna. Oh, you're the real Rihanna?
26:42
Yeah, it's the same as you. What up, Rih? What up, Rih Rih? And you probably owe Rihanna some cake. I don't even know what that means. Is that a Rihanna joke? Cake, cake, cake. Yeah, it's a response. Oh my god, guys. I am two multi-kills away from Horde. Or, I guess, Rihanna's... No! What do you mean, great... Uh, uh, uh, Brad. I concur. What's up, buddy? Thanks for coming. I appreciate the positive attitude in my chat. Thanks for being a super awesome guy. Talk to Brad, bro.
27:20
I don't know if it'll all fit. Better have my money. I need what you got. Pay me what you got. Guys, we know, we know. Better have my money. Yeah, Rihanna, that joke didn't land. Toxic Ratman is laying it right now.
27:48
She win it. Rihanna jokes. It's laying here. A sea of corals. I'm on a machine. Dude, Toxic Ratman. Good freaking score, my man. B, I'm going to let you start us off again while I open another beer. Okay. We're going to be a pizza while you're out. Hang on a sec. Nope, you had all the time to work. That ball... I don't want to spend $30 on a pizza. You could have worked. Well then, there it is. I'm sorry. You're right. Pizzas are expensive unless you get a Little Caesars. And it's so good.
28:19
Can you use... How is this camera getting so freaking high? Are you blowing smoke in this thing? Can you use, uh, Instacart to get me a Little Caesars? No, that's not a thing. You need to do... Wait, what's that? What's that, uh... Which edition of Walking Dead game are you playing? This is the pro model, Ken.
28:39
This is the pro model. Should I have left that back? What kind of kids are you donating? Here! Kamisara 75.
28:49
The 75-year-old Kamisara. Welcome. Thank you for following me. Kamisara. What kind of virtual council is this? Looks real. We're all from fake. This is the new Nintendo 69. Wait.
29:10
Is that a thing? Yes. Weak. Nintendo 69. Little Caesars could do Little Caesars of pleasure. Of pleasure. For sure of pleasure. Little Caesars. I like Little Caesars. That was so... Oh, I screwed that up really bad, actually. And there's a special named after our family. And it's basically whatever season you want.
29:39
There's my name on it. It's delicious. It's a delicious boo game. What? Guys, welcome. This is the... What are you looking at? Holy shit, Twilight Zone. There is a Twilight Zone here. I don't know... I just looked around to see if they dropped it, but it's over there. Yeah guys, this is the uh, we got the Batman DLC going here. Uh, this is a new game from Zen Pinball.
30:09
We're in Caesar. Hey there, Tall Man Berry Crunch. Tall Man Berry Crunch? Thanks for coming, thanks for sticking around. Thanks for the follow, Tall Man Berry Crunch. You are the tallest man of Derry Crunchman.
30:31
Great grand fix. Just so you know, if we get 20 subs, new subs, we love the subs who are here and who double sub, love the dub subs, but if we get 20 more today, 20 more new subs, 20 new subs, ooh, thank you, Free Shame. Free Shame, thank you for the follow. I'll take them. Then Jack will get a tattoo of whatever you guys decide. We also get two new emoticon slots. Yeah. It's pretty cool. It's a win-win. And can everybody show off? What do you get when you sub? Let's see it. You're such a salesman. Get it. Play your ball.
31:10
Thank you for the follow. Aside from this face once in a while, that face all the time. All the time. Thanks for the follow, dog. Stubble.
31:21
Keep it. Get it. Get a tattoo of the new emoticons, obviously. Oh, yeah. A wet chocolate bar. I don't know if that's... Right above your... Right above my pooper. In commercial, I'm subbing. Right above. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.
31:44
No, man, that's cute. Divinity of mind, soul, and heart. Welcome, thank you for following me. I won't call the cops on you. This time. Get a tattoo of the fisherman from Fish Hill. Oh my god. Jake, my man, thank you for the frickin' koala. More butt spits on his set of knuckles? But I have all my knuckles full already. I know. If you get knuckle tattoos, they're alright. I think... Wait, number one, focus. You are actually murdering right now. Yes.
32:25
Whoa, Rank Pop. Rank Pop, welcome to the league, brother. You're amazing. Thank you for staying. Folks, can I please get some clippers up for Rank Pop, who needs to be making out with me shortly. Thank you. Rank, you monster. Thank you so much.
32:45
Let's mouth hug. Every one of us. A couple of mouth hugs? Just a couple of mouth hugs. You and me. Maybe Laura. I don't know what she's into these days. And more of a mouth... butt toucher? Oh yeah, she's all about the butt hugs. Butt chucks. Cross-winds. Will she be playing with your balls like this later? Uh, she's gonna be here for a while playing pinball, yes.
33:12
I assume that's what you mean and not something disgusting and sexual. Did someone say butt shark? Yo, Brad the butt shark is here! You say my name three times, man. It's getting like feel, dude. Laura, how the heck, man? Nicely done. I'm not really good. Jeez.
33:29
Yo, Goober McGee, honestly, dude, Rank Pop, thank you. I love you. I love your face. Brad the Butt Shark loves you, too.
33:38
Goober. Goober, what? Yeah, at least I'm not named Goober. Yeah. But if you're named Goober, you're probably Goober. That was the best entrance. Did someone say Butt Shark?
33:51
Guys, do not say Butchart's name too many times. He will appear. Yep. Especially. It's Butchart Week right now, isn't it? What? Butchart Week? Yeah, it's Butchart Week. No, it's just today. For a couple of days. You guys have your podcast burrito going on? Yeah, we're recording today because there's other things for us this week, I guess. Oh, nice. Brad here is in a League of Legends podcast.
34:17
Illegal Legends. Yep, Illegal Legends. Like Tracy Lord and who else? Who else is illegal? I guess it's just a Tracy Lord podcast. Is it just a Tracy Lord and O'Gara TV show? Oh, like Ellie and Gonzales. Yeah. Okay. Is it them and they're like a superhero team? No. It's them. God, this conversation's over. This conversation's over. Tracy Lord, Ellie and Gonzales. Oh, my God. Oh, maybe they're... Illegal legends.
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We're done. Internet. I love you. It leaves that one guy from the crew, right? What the what? Oh, I don't know about that. Who is the rock star that got caught with child pornography? He said it was the Reese. Oh, God. Every time I hear butt shark, I am, hold on. Every time I hear butt shark, I imagine a dick butt shark minus the dick in the butt. Okay. That make sense? All right, Laura. I'm so glad to know you and us.
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Come have some fun. That's for Vigo. Aww, Vigo's on bathroom duty right now, Internet. Poor Vigo. Always watching people poop.
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Or pee. Just staring you in the eye. Just staring at your jump. His creepiest eyes are everywhere you look. It's pretty great. He's always looking at you.
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What do you mean he's always looking at your jump? Always after Joe. Oh, no. Man. All right, V. No, you got a healthy lead here, buddy.
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Vigo watching 20. Yeah. Vigo's the reason we couldn't stream yesterday because he was streaming movies.
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All right. Let's get... Let's get prison going here. Oh. I'm a pretty... Oh, man. Pete Townsend? Oh, you mean Richie Townsend.
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That guy couldn't really be a legend. Oh, God. Poor Richie. So, somehow, we need to play next week. Have you put the poll up yet? Uh, no. I put the poll up on Friday. Okay.
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I gotta let people vote. to see what the next week's game's going to be. But it depends on if Stern will give us a kiss or not, if we're going to play Kiss next week. I mean, they're going to kiss him either way. Tenosaurus says, didn't you wear that shit yesterday, donate to kids? Yes, I'm wearing the same shirt. Get off my back.
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Much more like an actor. Hey, J. What up, bud? Are you going to the In-Law Projects party on Saturday? That's this Saturday? Yeah. At Logan? Yeah, probably. Even though you've got a barbecue at a garage. Probably. I'm sorry, I didn't finish that sentence. Probably not. What do you have to make me do that again? Put a big pinball tray down on the side of it. Oh, I guess.
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I need to schedule gears for it. Oh, man, that ball came out of nowhere. I remember seeing that pop up and being like, oh.
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It's all good. Internet, how are you? How's everyone feeling? How many times do we have to... Wait, what? Hold on, hold on. Let's read some stuff. Our conversations are stupid and boring.
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How many times do we have to tweet at the turn to get hits in the air? Exactly. Internet, please. Like 90 more times. You know, one more can't hurt, honestly. Yeah, you know what? Tweet again. Tweet again. Pinosaur.
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Shark. Oh, fuck. Gee, you smoked my butt. Is there an end to pinball games other than running out of lives? No, it's sort of like a wizard mode and then the game restarts back fresh. But really, there is no play it and then the game's just done.
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You get to play it as long as you want. Think of it like 90s beat-em-ups like Ninja Turtles or X-Men, right? Even if you would beat the game at the end, it would start over from the beginning. Yeah, you're still playing. Because you still have a credit. It's not going to just shut the game off. Are you in? Yeah, one. Okay. All right, I'll let you start solving. Yeah, I'll start.
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All right. The butt shot, ladies and gentlemen. Yep, I get nothing. The, wait. No skill shot for me.
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Yeah, that's next week. Yep. Not happening, Internet. That game will never show up on a freaking voting poll ever again. Definitely happening.
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Hittin' towers all day, girl. Don't mention that game. This thing's like, bright. The light? The batteries are dead. Straight down the middle, buddy. A data eat? A data eat game? Uh Laura you next Hey everybody How are you You the Renegade Laura the Renegade The Renegade. I think that Jeff doesn't put a write-in mallet on his scrap wall. A what? There's like a write-in. Can't you find it? Yes, I think there's a write-in. Maybe. Sometimes. You should write in something ridiculous. Um, the 9 to 5 Dolly Parton machine? Is that a thing? Yeah, I think that is a thing. There is a Dolly Parton machine. Is it a 9 to 5, though? It's just Dolly Parton's big ol' Nellie's. Big juicy Dolly Parton Nellie's. Big juicy Parton's? Big juicy Parton's. I think we're going to Dollywood in a couple weeks, Jack. Who do we? You and I.
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Uh, where, where, okay. I think you're coming to Dollywood with me. Timmy. I guess I'm going to Dollywood, isn't it? Where can I find the poll for next week? It will be posted on Friday.
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Commissar, what's up, buddy? We've got to get our hands on Wizard of Oz. You were correct. We worked on the damn machine. Do you have an ad? No, Nick's... What do you mean you don't... Laura, you come here all the time. I know, but you guys rotate it all the time. I never know. No, we've never had a walk with you.
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Nick's thinking about it, but... You just got to... I'm talking to you. Honestly, if we just talk to Jersey, that's the only, I think that's the only thing. That is all that has to happen. Yeah, and then it's just like having to email somebody. Yeah, like welcome to the future where stuff's easy and it's still stuff. Yeah.
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So much effort. But I don't want to do that thing. Glory Hole Thriller, what's up, buddy? I'd certainly write in a circus with it. I love to play circus up there. We don't have one. We don't have Divinity the Amount. Dude, welcome to the League, brother. You're amazing. Are you kidding me, folks? Can I please get some flippers up for Divinity? Dude, make out, sex, you, me, high fives, and Laura. Kisses, tons of them. Like at least eight. And like we'll make a sandwich and throw it at some dude walking by. It's going to be great. Yeah. PD for flippers? But with a sandwich. I'd mess that all up. Here we come, flippers. Dude, Divinity, thanks man, welcome. I'm glad you're here. I've been trying to call you for days. How come you don't answer my calls?
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Yo, Magic Dude. What up, Magic Dude? It's Magic. How about Jurassic Park? Guys, you could do write-ins all day. We would need the machine. You know what? How about this, folks? Maybe if we don't get Kiss next week and I don't have, like, a crazy amount of work to do, maybe we'll make next week a location stream and just play a different game every week at a different arcade. Moker doker. Yo, moker doker.
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Well, that's a big chance for a moker doker. Thank you for the follow, buddy. The cops are not on their way to your house. Jack is really tall, yeah He's 6'4"? 6'7"? 6'7", yeah, dude I'm 6'... For reference, I'm 6'2", tall Well, 5'11 I'm literally dumb as, like, a game's time I told you, dude, you're fine You're tall, everyone's tall Yo, Blazing Cloud What's up, Blazing Cloud? How's it going? We could go on a little picnic, right? We're all going to the fun machine Are you the Sheik of Wisdom? It's Sheik, you ding-dong. Aren't you a teacher?
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Sheik. Welcome, Sheik of Wisdom. Spare us your knowledge or share with us. I can't. They're nastiest. Will you flip-flap on my trash flipper? Yep. Yes, of course, Sir Macias. Thank you for coming. And we do take requests. Rage quit forever. I've been there, brother. Thank you for following.
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Maybe not the forever part. God dang it. Wait, teacher? Yo mama. Maybe I'm a teacher. A sex-fed teacher. Oh!
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Maybe, actually. Like, maybe. I don't know. Could be. Can't wait to see. I want to see a stream of Monster Bash. Oh, we almost made that happen.
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But the internet sucks. Can you get, like, a gamer? I don't think anything even hit the internet. Hashtag Hopper Teacher. I like it. Laura, look at that. Hopper Teacher. You have a freaking... We got a hashtag. That's a band they should make a pinball machine for. Oh. I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad. I'm hot for pizza.
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I got it bad, so bad. I touched the internet once. Oh, it's Hallman. I'm jealous. I would also like to see a ZZ Top machine. You mean ZZ Top for all of our foreign friends? Yep, that's good.
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Or Canada. I believe in England it's Zed Zed Bonnet. Bonnet? That works out. Zed Zed Bonnet. That's really good. Yeah.
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Ya mama. Oh, God. What the frickin' Monster Bash is one of PSP Gamers' favorites. I think it's one of my favorites as well. Monster Bash is a lot of fun, dude. I bought a machine and the drunk guy next door broke the damn thing? Ah, Sir Nasty is. Me too. Did you... What's that? Fishtail's a slipper. I know. Oh, there it is. There it is. This is the fishtail's slipper button, ladies and gentlemen.
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Slip. You can tether and boom. Crap. Yeah, I think I might try to tether, uh, if we do a location stream that has terrible internet. I get that, you ding-dong. Okay, please. But you can't, like, it's not going to be like, 1080... No, we're not trying to get 1080 60 frames a second, we're just trying to get the game out there. He sat on it and broke it. Ya mama. Wait, why am I saying your mama so much?
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Wait, is your mama here? They said that was on the onion today. On the onion? Yeah, there's a really good article.
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I know they were going to finally reveal the scene meeting. Give me them. She's got lips. She knows how to use them, guys. It's true.
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Oh, it's multi-ball time. Someone wear the Batman mask. Brad, can you grab me the Batman mask, sir? I wouldn't recommend you putting it on, though. How about Laura? No, pimples. It's really actually stupid voice.
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You should use all the pimples. The pimples. I'm your mom, baby. You're saying it's your mom. No, I knew that. Stay. Come on. Mom, I need that meatloaf recipe you've been meaning to share with me. I forgot it. You do make a good meatloaf.
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I want my mom to excel at it. I want your mom to excel at it. I made seafood enchiladas once. It was so good. So good. Are you talking like a basic fisher? Um, I made an enchilada recipe. I made an enchilada... Derek, what's up, buddy? Welcome! It was seafood and... Seafood. I put my Uggs on, but they were dirty, so I bought them new ones!
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Huh? Jack's gone. Where'd he go? Oh, where did he go? Wait, guys, I'll take over. It's Batjack It's Butt Shark And Hot Laura What's up All Anonymous Hi I'm Batjack For those of you that don't know I'm super tall That's my super power He needs a pinball machine too Meatloaf needs a stupid pinball machine Dude I would force that to be my favorite pinball machine Regardless of what It could be just two flippers and one pop-up and I'm like, this is the most in-depth game I've ever played in my life. I'm sure that's what the Elvis makers are counting on. The Elvis makers? Elvis. Hello, I'm Buttman. Master of butts. Elvis. I'm not only the defender of butts. I think you could take an Elvis, turn Elvis, and just re-theme it for evil. Anything, really. Yeah. Is it a good machine? It's okay. Are you kidding me? Is that one of them guards? Yeah, that's right. They fixed it, I think. Oh, they're doing each other. A meatloaf table would be on point. Hello, Buttman. Hey, Alnonymous. How you doing? I'm Buttman. Is there a Rocky tindallion? There's Rocky, like, boxing. There's not a Rocky horror machine. Oh, no, which is actually a super big surprise. Yeah, I would play a trap out of rocky hard. That'd be a good one One good day. You're right. Yes, all right. I got a lot of work to do here wouldn't do this
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One day can you grab me another one? Lara The sound like you met rocky horror yeah, yeah A jackpot would be fun
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There's Rocky Boxing and Rocky and Bowling. Yes. There it is. Oh. Come on, ride that train. Whoop, whoop. And ride it. It's the juicer train. Rocky and Bowling is a weird name, guys. Rocky and Bowling is the one that's real weird. I only played it once and it was that hot. I've only played it once and it was that awful. I swear there's a Pac-Man pinball machine. There is, uh, a Xenosaur. There's definitely a thing called Baby Pac-Man. There is definitely a Pac-Man pinball machine. Don't get it twisted. It's really hard for me to hit those side dudes. Yeah, I think that's on purpose. Alright, well, that's me. I gotta go. Good luck, brother. Butt shark, everybody! Bye, Brad!
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You look great, buddy. Have a good night. Love you, Molly. Aww. He loves my mother. That's not creepy. Okay.
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We're just waiting for Laura to stop pooping so we can continue to play. How's everyone doing today? How's your Wednesday, your hump day going?
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I hope you're humping. Look at me. Look at me when I talk to you. What's going on, girl? Yo, you and me, we're going to play some pinball later.
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My hair is out of control. I love it. Bonk streams. What's up, buddy? I played a Pac-Man at Megfest. Nice, dude.
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All right, B, you're up. Kill it. Oh, another beer? My man. What are you doing? You're on the internet, by the way. Alright. Yeah, compelling. Weezer is playing Chicago tonight. It just turned out... Wow, who cares? The internet cares. Alright, we ready? Weezer, really? You ready? Weezer, really Weezer? You look good. Played pinball over the weekend. Hell yeah. Uncle Carmy, what's up dude? Can I come over next week also? Uh, ZZ Top, we'll have to talk about it man. Um, things are weird over here.
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Alright Batman, I'm gonna launch this thing. Let's get in there. Later, Bat. Girls don't poop, they only make the air speak. Oh, okay, Houston. True. Where should I go in? You broke his arm. Uh, Jaden, I didn't read your PM yet, brother. I'll get to that. Sorry, dude. I saw that you messaged me, but I didn't have time to look at it.
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Fudge. Wait, you mean fudge? Woo. Guys, I need a haircut. Jaden, my freaking head off. That was an excellent comeback. Since Brad's gone, you are currently in second place.
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Alright, baby. Come on. What? K.E. to K.E. for two months in a row. You sexy, supporting, monster, best looking, beautiful, friendly, good smelling pizza friendship.
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Dude, thank you for being a friend. Travel down the road and back again. I love you, K.E. Can I get some flippers up for K.E.? Please.
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Slip them up. Slip them off. Get a little flipper in here. Get a little flippy in here, girl. Get a little flippy.
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Everybody in the club getting flips. I thought we had three cups already today. No, only two. Oh, okay. Everybody in the club getting flips.
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Katie, you the man. Thumbs up, bums up. Double thumbs up. Thumbs up the bums. Yeah, we're all thumping.
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Hop on the train. Guys, hop on the train. If there's a train to be had, I need you on it. Yep, I need you to guide it. Choo-choo.
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Come on, ride that train. It's a choo-choo train. Oh, did I lock that in properly? Oh, my God, I did. Guys, we're about to have a game here.
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If I can keep the ball alive. Just hang on. So we have nine to come this week? Okay. Okay, we just gotta knock down that last target and we're gonna have a very fun time, ladies and gentlemen.
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Don't count towards the segment. Well, yeah, unfortunately, it's gotta be a new set of butts. I can't hate you guys for sticking around. And in fact, I love you more than anything ever. I love you. My heart, my fart, you make me wanna fart. And when I think about you, you make me wanna fart.
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Camp Oniwana, ladies and gentlemen. We run, we jump, we swim, we play. We row and go on ships. But the part that lasts forever are our dear friendships.
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Jaden, we did have one last thing. Yeah, it's true. Technically, theoretically, metaphysically, metaphorically, allegorically, chasmalorically, Oh my god guys, we have two X rolling, two multi balls rolling. We just got our edible. This is an NCAA sports card show. Oh, that's our show. It's a show about your mom wearing all that stuff like folders and things when we make out.
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Are you in Europe? Europa! In America it would be vacation. You mean holiday? Yeah. That's a giveaway for me.
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If someone's on holiday, you ain't from America. Just saying. I kind of farted as you said. I'm trying to fart as you said that. Dude, you found the way to Laura's heart. Anything with the word fart in it drives me insane.
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I can be so raged out mad. And if somebody... Just a little squeaker. Not sure. No, stop. Don't tilt. Oh no.
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This was a great win for you. Um, who is it? Tina Thor? You want to put Tina-saur in? Yeah. With a fart.
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Well, that's, yeah. I'm probably going to get, yeah, get Tina-scape. Cool. Well, that's your Madonna. Yeah.
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Jump under Grand Champion Tina-saur. Tearing it up. Well, I'm going to go in a galaxy fart part way. Fart part way. Why do you get so funny?
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You get to go again. I love you. I love your butt. I like dogs. I don't like dogs. I like cats. Whoa, stole Blackwing.
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Ooh, hey, stole Blackwing. I got soul. And I'm super bad. Load them up. Dinosaurs, put your name in as high score number one on the machine. The AC is cold.
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I got so cold. Blame, blame. Every time I come around the city, blame, blame. Can't bring worth by the city, blame, blame.
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Yo, Miguel. Thank you for the follow. Let's go, let's go. The follow. That sounds old. The follow. You know what? Regardless of the fact that I'm broke and my road tax needs paying, I guess I should do this.
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Amphetamine. You're amazing, brother. Welcome to the league. Folks, can I get some flippers up for amphetamine, please? Flippity floppity. Amphetamine. I love you. Your face. Your body. You glisten in the sun when you're walking down the street. Ladies and dudes are just like,
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Damn. Jack, thanks for the follow. Amphetamine, honestly, dude, I love you. You made me choke. I'm not feeling well, and that was a scratch. I needed to itch. Thank you. Ba-boom. Yo, Shag T.
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That's the rapping name, my friend. They call me Shag T because I got that Shag T. I don't know how to rap. Sugar my lips. Welcome back. Dude, amphetamine. My man. Take your fancy new emotes and spread them across. Mario guy. Yo, Mario guy, what's up? It's-a me. Mario. Oh, it's-a you. It's-a you? Did you speak with this happen here, recon drop bear? I just got freaking dumped on. All right, kill it. No, because you didn't say the magic word. Can you please? Please. Folks, I love you. Dude, you're freaking awesome. Love your stream very much. No.
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Dirkati, you're freaking awesome. Dirkati. And I feel like the Irma Gerd chick when I say your name. Dirkati. Yo, what kind of bike you got? Irma Gerd or Dirkati? What do you have in your lunch? Gerd?
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Dirkati, thanks so much, man. Thanks for the kind words. I appreciate it. Jack is love. Jack is life. Jack. Yo, gymnast, 9,805. There are 9,804 people we're going to have to beat the hell out of so we can get you just the straight up name.
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I'm going to do this, Corey. Thank you for the follow-up. You followed the wrong guy. I mean the right guy. I mean the wrong guy. All right. Your bicycle girl ramps lit. That's what that blue light means So uh Shoot The poos NH pinball streams For two months In a freaking row I love Your face Ladies and gentlemen Can I please get some Flippers up Dumb luck Thanks for the follow Yo NH My man Loves ya By the way Internet If you guys want to Talk On Snapchat If you're a sub hit me up on here and we get to show each other our genitalia or whatever. Just kidding. This is a kid's show, folks. Flory Holderler called you a cheap whiskey. I am a cheap whiskey. Jack is a cheap whiskey.
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Dude, NH, dude, thank you so much, man. Love you. I think the team is going to need to hop on that train. Dude, yo, beer snobbery, what's up, my man? We're, uh, we're Snatchpad, exactly. We're pounding some, um, 21st Amendment. Like I was saying, uh, yesterday, before we were so rudely interrupted by the internet being a ding-dong.
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Ew. Ew, Al Anoniman. Yeah, that's actually really gross. That's really... Yo, I... General glitch. Not a very specific one, just all encompassing, generally. Thank you for the follow, buddy. Um, I, Sir Burn, thank you for coming. You're awesome. Is that your little sister? Uh, maybe.
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X, O, J, Y, is she hot? Do you think she's hot? You can think she's hot. It's your treasure. She is your treasure. She's your sister.
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I mean, you could take her out on a date. Would you buy her a nice dinner? Have her home by 10. I'm going to break your fingers off. Remember that episode of Boy Meets World where the tough girls, that one guy, the bully, the main bully, lets John take the girl. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or no, not even John. No, it's not John. It's Corey. Corey takes his sister out, yeah, and she's like super fast. Oh, super fast. Yeah. And he has to be like. Whoa, Shizzy says you're a 10 out of 10. Oh my goodness. Out of 10. Are you kidding me?
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You think this girl's 10 out of 10? You'd be right. Poor man. SOJ? Welcome to the league, brother. You're amazing. Are you kidding me, folks? Can I please get some flippers up for SOJ, please? My man. SOJ, you and me, all right? We're going fishing on Lake Michigan. You don't want to eat anything Pop Lake missing, but you and I are gonna just spend the time chatting all day, dude. I love you. Laura, I think, loves me too. Yeah. Yeah, she loves me too. She won't stop talking about you, man. Although, you did stop returning her phone calls, and it's a little frustrating. I really want to talk about it.
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Holy shoot. Did you guys see that, Internet? That's okay, my man. Thank you so much. Ha! Boy Meets World, Topanga was the hottest. Were there other girls in that show?
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Is that your hot pink brother? For Sheezy. I told... Mom does not like you talking like that, buddy. Yeah, folks, I need all the flippers up for everybody that subbed today. This is out of control. Thank you so much. Flip, flip, flip, flip, flip. When you gotta flip, you put it on your tip, girl. That was a dead stop at the end of the flipper. Nice one, Laura. Thank you. It was awesome. You did like a life catch on the flipper? Right after the catch. It just stopped. Yeah, it's a life catch. Nice and clean.
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That's a drop catch. Where you sort of finagle the scoop. You scoop the loop. All right. Let's go see the scene. We only have 35 minutes left to go. Ladies and gentlemen, my love for you is fishing out of fish scales, exactly.
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We're not allowed to play fish scales anymore. Did you win? Yeah. My man, the stuff is blazing tonight. How do I do this? Tina Thor. look down below, right here there should be a button with a number on it. And if you don't see that, there is an icon I designed that's a bar that says subscribe. And if you do so, I will say your name about as sexfully as I can. And folks, when we hit 20 subs, not only do we get two new emote accounts, okay, but we are getting a tattoo that the chat, Hello? Are you here? The chat is going to decide on it. Okay? Yeah? Tattoo? You want that? It's going to be hopefully it's a dick butt or something, but we'll figure it out. Definitely. Maybe like a bird that's a dick that poops.
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What's up, buddy? Thanks for the follow. Alright, fire it up, B. You won. Do we get butts? Do we get candy bar?
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Or donate to kids? Or donate to kids emote? But you could definitely get a butt tag. Now, see, you're saying candy bar, okay? What it actually is, is a reference to paddy shack for everybody out of the pool. Everybody out of the pool is a term that we coined here at Zed Flip for when you're in a multiple re-forsaken, thanks for the follow, everybody out of the pool is when you're in a multi-ball. If you keep catching like that, dude, I'm not going to be able to play with you. Because you're, like, murdering me. The last rest of the training would be hilarious.
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I would like that. Everybody out in the pool means you're playing a multi-ball and all the balls drain and it's gone. And the icon we're going to have is a wet baby Ruth.
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It's going to be incredible. Yeah. It's going to be good fun. Where is this place you're all at at the moment? We're in Chicago, Illinois. in the Fulton Market Meatpacking District deep underground.
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Yo, wise. Yeah, just get my face out there. Keep it wise. I don't want Laura's face on me. Dick butts fitting into your belly button. Okay. Oh, wow, that is... Guys, I love the internet, man. The creativity that comes out of you kids.
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By kids, I mean sexy, grown adults. I did notice that our stream is not listed as mature. No, this stream is from hell. Oh, really? Yeah. That's like, are you supposed to keep your mouth shut? Well, no. Like, that's what the whole donate to kids thing is about. It's like, we want, I would love kids to watch this and get better at pinball. But you're going to have to deal with some of the crap that I say. Guys, do I want a tramp stamp? a tilt tramp stamp? Oh.
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I was thinking getting the sub button tattooed on my body somewhere, but whatever you guys want. It's all on you, nerds. Billy Goose.
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Billy Goose. Oh, man. You made Laura laugh, which means that is a great, great game. That's a really good game.
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It's Billy Goose. Billy Goose? I'm a grown ass woman, I can do what I want. I'm a bit immature. Listen, being immature is what life's all about. If you take life too seriously, you're going to have a terrible freaking time. Unless you pinball and then you're going to like, get a little bit of a kick out of it. terrible freaking time.
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Unless it's pinball, and then you're going to like, okay. Okay, pinball. Freaking tilt on me, you dill. Right? Is that what you call people? Dill? Any good places to visit if you were to take a holiday to the U.S.? If coming to the U.S. means that you're closer to New York, I'd say go to Modern Pinball.
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If you're coming from the other side, like Japan or something, and you're going to California, I'd say hit up 82 in L.A. And if miraculously you're coming to Chicago, I'll show you a good time, buddy. There's plenty of places here in the sky to play pinball because pinball was born in Chicago, it thrived in Chicago, and it started to die in Chicago, but now it's picking back up.
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Yeah, mama. Why am I not there right this instant? Exactly. Come, please. We'll play split flipper. You get the left flipper, I get the right, and we'll hold hands the entire time. Actually, my hand will be in your back pocket and vice versa.
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Okay, I'm ready. Mustache rise in Chicago. I don't have my mustache right now. We should pick a day and the person that donates the most money their username will be a tattoo. Oh, that seems interesting.
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Definitely, waterhole trailer. Wait, Omias, you're in the South Loop right now? Omeas, Omias, Ome-Omias. What are you doing there? What are you doing in the South Loop, buddy? Because we're in the Fulton Market. If you go to Portland, Oregon, you can go to Ground Control or C-Bar. I've been to both of those places and competed in IFPA tournaments. Actually, they don't hold IPA tournaments, or they weren't holding an IPA tournament when I was at Ground Control, but definitely at C-Bar. C-Bar is freaking awesome.
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I'm in North Portland. I'm in California. Oh, right after you, Ms. Lauren. Where's Kelly? Oh, that was unnecessary. I missed, for sure.
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Yeah, if you're near El... That ball teleported, by the way. If you're near... Are you freaking kidding me?
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Hyphenated. Lives a couple blocks from there. Oh, hell yeah. Hyphenated. That's awesome.
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People are doing a monthly IPA permit discovery. I live in Chicago as well. Oh, awesome. Yo, Rick Ross. Wait. Rick Ross? The boss? Rick Ross the boss? The evil champ? Dude. Rick Ross. Welcome. I'm going to just assume you are. You are Rick Ross, yeah. Show us a picture of your chain. Now I'm just flabbergasted and nervous. I can't play now.
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Ladies and gentlemen. Rick Ross. We are 16 new subscribers away from two new emoticons and a tattoo chosen by the chat. Stan Jose and I'm not telling you my address It's Laura Yeah, guys Yeah, don't, I mean But what Laura's like You know that meme of like the super stalker chick Yeah, creepy extra bro That actually is a picture of Laura when she was younger That's why I dyed my hair Yeah Yo, Rick Ross, the boss With the follow, my man Yo I woke up Thank you Yo, Dexter, what's up my man? Tilts are real impact. The game hates you, Jack. Yeah, I'm feeling that. The tilts are real. Listen, uh, Egonomics, this game is really easy to tilt. In fact, the record for tilts on our show is held by this very machine.
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I woke up in a new Bugatti. Jack, calm down, buddy. I know you're hungry, but don't eat the machine.
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Guys, I woke up in a new Bugatti. Okay, um, you know what I've been neglecting is... Hunker! Hunker, thanks for the follow. I've been neglecting... Hey there, Hunker. What is this science? Thanks for the follow, man. I've been neglecting, uh, what's that?
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Downtown Detroit. Yo, Boner, hell yeah, man. Uh... Laura's from, uh, well, everyone from Michigan says they're from Detroit, but... From the Metro Detroit area. Are you kidding me? You piece of crap. Was that ball three? No way, dude. That was garbage.
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No, this now holds type exclamation point record. It's up there. You are welcome. All right, killing me. Let's start this off. What are you plunging?
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I'm plunging nothing. I will go to St. Clair's Shores originally, but I live in downtown Detroit now. Oh, hell yeah, dude.
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F on R. My man. Thank you for the follow, folks. Ladies and gentlemen, if you're new to the stream, I do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time.
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We choose one machine every week and play it all week, so I can show you guys how to blow it up. If you're new to the stream, I encourage you to please click follow.
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I'll love your faces forever. Like this guy. Like F on R here. Follow his lead. And then follow these guys' lead. up here.
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Because we're 16 subs away from having a frickin' party. Get it. Get it! So you guys are going to Dollywood? I guess so, Tom and I.
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Well, I want to go camping. And I'd like to drag Jack with me. So, yeah. Yo, Dio, you... You're losing your connections. No! There's no way. It's like a cute face.
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Uh-oh. Oh, my. Thank you. It's dropping frames pretty bad. I think we're fine. Yeah. I think we're fine. Wag, wag, wag. Guys.
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Jack will go, but you've got to take Batman also. I don't want to take Batman. Batman always has to play. Yo, DPW1, my man. Thanks for the follow.
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The superpowers. Bam. Batman's really bad in the car. And bed. He's bad in bed. I'm not impressed with him on the ladder. Swaggle corn.
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Swaggle corn. No stopping this time. I'm not stopping the stream. If you're seeing some drop frame nonsense, I can't do anything about it. I love you.
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I can't touch the ceiling in here. No, we have like 30 foot ceilings in here. Oh please. Well, definitely so. Yo, Evan, what's up buddy? Thanks for letting everyone know we're lagging. I think we are. The proletariat party. Alright. Tasker. Cardic. Quickie.
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Frame drop is real. Yeah, the frame drop is out of control. How much is this machine? Google it. This machine? Yo, Tony Twig, my man.
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Um, yeah, we're... I think we are dropping some frames here. I just got paid yesterday. I'll take her out for a movie and dinner and have her back with me. Thank you. Just be on your best behavior.
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Okay, maybe it's worse now. What's worse? Yeah, it did just get worse. Okay. I'm in love with the go-go. All right, NH. Thanks, man. Have a good night. I love you.
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Keep it alive. Listen, if the screen can get wonky, it can get unwonky, right? Isn't that a thing? Oh, for sure.
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Oh, show. For sure. Oh, it's bedtime. Yo, Dexshot, what's up? This game reminds me a bit of Metallica. A little bit.
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It has the bass towing the back, similar to Sparky, where you're hitting the prison. We did deactivate the prison doors because the backstory itself is a little unpredictable.
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Try to do the monkey. Oh, give me a break, dude. You gotta try to do the monkey.
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Where's the Twitch mod? Oh, are the frames still dropping? John Borg made this in Metallica. Yep, that's why it's great. Is that ball three? Nope, go for it bud. I'll see what I can do with the internet here.
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I'm always on my best behavior. Thank you, Kyle. That'll put some hair in your... I like popcorn, so you're gonna have to buy me some popcorn. Popcorn? Yeah. Alright guys, you heard it here. Lauren likes popcorn, so figure it the hell out. And maybe powerpacks, Kev.
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It's amazing how you treat the ball midfield like that. No! Kevbo sliced thank you Yeah sorry guys it looks like we Twitch is just cutting us out of their will here I looking at our uh speeds
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Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong. Okay. Oh! Yeah, we're fine. Uh, what about Swedish Fish? Yeah, I don't know. Oh, Swedish Fish.
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You know what, with all this dropped frame stuff, I'm wondering now if it isn't like our internet. So I think we're going to have Comcast come back out and just tear it all apart. Because diapers.
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Anti-gravity module in the play field. Oh, is the ball like just straight freezing for you guys? It was going so well for so long.
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I think we started early. Internet, why are you making me look so bad? There's no making you look bad. It's true, guys. Freeze frame on this sexy face. You're welcome.
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All right, Divinity. Thanks for coming. We won't have any drop frame problems tomorrow because I'm having podcasts come back out to take care of stuff. I don't know what's going on.
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Bye. Adios. I love you. You're great. Glad I stumbled upon you guys. Hell yeah. Divinity, have a wonderful night. Your face is so good.
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It's a really good face. Serious Kaiser, thanks for the follow, buddy. He put me in a good face.
80:52
It's 4.8. What? Have you ever used testmy.net upload speed? Yes. Our upload speed is fine. I don't know really what's going on, but I think Comcast needs to come fix it.
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Lord Bahamut, this is the pro model. Tall Border says it's Twitch, not your internet. Okay. Yeah, if we were an internet problem, your audio would drop too. Thank you.
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Alright, Epic. Please come back. I love you. And your face. Let's make out. I'm in the mid-day school.
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I got it for the mid-day school. If you want some, I say, I don't know. Why not buy it? It's a good deal. Oh, let's see if you can fix yourself.
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Bacon soda. I got bacon soda. Just keep singing to that. Bacon soda. I got bacon soda. Whip it through the glass, danger. I'm making money fast, danger.
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You have to say danger instead of the N-word. All right, guys, it looks like it has corrected itself. That was fun.
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Hashtag blind Twitch. You're streaming porn perfectly, yes. So it's Vigo. Okay, for you folks that don't know, we have a painting of Vigo the Carpathian in the background, or the bathroom, actually. And he's just, he's always downloading that prom, dude. He's always downloading the prom. oh crap my life do you have any Star Wars machines? unfortunately not but we do have access to a data east Star Wars if we want to play one I will never in a million freaking years play episode one on this stream because that game is a pile of trash and it ruined and destroyed the entire pinball industry back when it came out but yeah there's that Yeah.
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What is he saying? Run a trace route, open a terminal, run the command, drink some hops, have a packet of beef jerky.
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Dude, thank you. We stopped dropping frames. So I think what it is is the ingest server we're using probably doesn't like us all the time. So we're going to have to find different things yet, sir.
83:39
Which Star Wars table should I stay away from? The pin 2K one. It's so bad. The only reason it failed was because of Jar Jar. What is Laura ranked? I don't know what Laura ranked. It's not updated. Oh, it's not updated. You're right. By the way, that chick is Foxy, lol, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, yo, tally boarder. Her name's Laura, and she likes to party. Nudge, wink, wink, wink, wink. Start us off, bud. Come back for some more. Laura likes to party.
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We like, we like to party. Let's see if I have her lower third. No, there you go. Oh, weak. Yeah, we got no drop rings anymore. Welcome to the barter.
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Was I mobile and audio only? Now that the frames are better, life is better. Childish. Thank you for coming. I'm sorry you joined great when the engine server tried to shut us down.
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Yo, more like hot food and cold fart jokes. Yes. Or hot fart jokes. Either. Even Luke warm. I mean, anyway. Luke is all gross. Yeah, we're done. I know this is not progressive. It's only like, three classes. I like beef shawarma. I like gardeners. Birds. GURPS. I love fresh GURPS. Oh, that was a good one. And GURPS. Like, for narners? Like, mashed for gamers? Jack, everyone knows arcade machines kill Williams. Nah. Oh, 16. What was my old rank? I have no idea. Like, 18,000 something.
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You're doing better. Put it here. My man. You put it up there. I ain't putting nothing up there. Put your butt up there. It's down here. I can see it. Have you ever gotten a pinball trophy? I have plenty of pinball trophies. Oh, do you mean Laura?
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No, the last trophy I got was for a costume contest for a 16-year-old. This was like three months ago. Yep. Laura is actually really young, and you guys should watch your mouth around her.
86:13
You don't say the F word. Sue. She hates Sue. Or spaghetti. Spaghetti. Well, and ramen. How do you do? That's what I had for lunch today. I had a big bowl of ramen. Let me be clear. I have never had pho, but I love ramen. Pho.
86:33
Guys, here's how much I care about tattoos. I have photo booths with a question mark tattooed across my stomach.
86:42
So let's get those thubs going. The train. The roller. You like my sweater? Did you say all those machines are yours? All these machines, most of them belong to us. Some of them, like this Walking Dead, are on loan from Stern, actually. This game is on loan from Stern. There's a... I want to eat fud tonight. You want to eat... Everybody eat fud tonight. I want to eat fuddy... There's a place... Hey, how long do you think you could play this ball and talk to the internet? Do I have time to pee? Sure. Alright, I'll grab that.
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Are there different types of sauce? I don't even know where to begin with. We have a bunch of ramen places nearby where you can get different flavors, but they pretty much all have, you know, the staple stuff. It's got the ramen and the pork belly. Oh, shoot!
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And a hard-boiled egg. But you know, what do you get in your pho? What do I, what should I expect? Different meats. Like, do they do a fish pho? Is it a fish sauce? Or is it barbecue pork? Or is it brains? I don't know. Oh no.
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Yeah, that's right. Oh shoot, I just let it go. Okay, we got this. Jack has time to poof about it. Spin. I got it up the bike stroll thing and then I can do it again. Water polo. What's the coolest pinball trophy you have ever gotten? Nick has one that is Sparky from Metallica nailed to a plaque and his head bobbled around. That one's pretty cool. The trophy that we made for the very first Death Flip tournament was won by Josh Henderson, and the trophy was taller than Laura. It was almost as tall as the kid that won the trophy.
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Someone is selling old Star Trek cables for $3,500, and I really want to get it. Ooh, tally. Wow, the Star Trek The Next Generation? Is that the one you're talking about? Because there's a couple of them. Start. What the? Did it jump over the freaking rollover? That was weird. Childish pretty work. Oh, is he in Chicago? I think so. If you're in Chicago, I promise you I just ate lunch where you were.
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Because I ate at Urban Belly and got a big bowl of ramen. I ate meatballs, plank steak. Holy crap. What are we talking about? This is incredible. Fuck. What the fuck?
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These are the types of fuck. You're killing me, dude. All right. Ooh, I am. I got to keep talking about good food. Josh Henderson is ranked 14th or something in the world. Yeah, he's a monster. And he's like 17, 16, 17 years old now. I can't wait to get that kid drunk when he turns 21. Oh, next generation dude. Next gen's fun to get for multiball, you monster. Focus on knocking
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these down. It's super late on the right foot, right? There you go. Keep shooting that left I don't know how to flip it.
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There you go. Keep shooting that left ring. Proceed to C. Come on, Chris. Nice. Holy crap, baby. Laura the destroyer. Aww, they threw each other. Keep it alive, keep it alive. You want to milk that left ramp a lot. You're going to make a lot of money with that. Got tested out, ding dong. Siku-Fuh isn't that popular. Jack, how did you and Laura meet? Do you want the real story or do you want the real story? Alright, here's the real story. So, imagine Laura is 16 years old. How old was I at the time? 24? I was 24. Where was I?
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I go to this party with my friends. Can I tell the story? You've got to keep it relatively safe. What is there to keep safe? I don't know. Okay, so I'm 24 years old, and I'm going to this lesbian cake wrestling party that's on a roof of a building here in Chicago. With my guys, we're going to just get drunk, watched lesbian cake wrestling stuff. It was billed as lesbian cake wrestling.
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So we go there. We're up there. Just me and my two guys were drinking. And this 16 year old scrawny little crap who was Laura takes off her top she's topless and jumps into the cake wrestling with these chicks and the chicks were like just sort of goofing around but then Laura jumps in there and just starts slamming chicks just like, you're facing the freaking concrete like shut up, I'm doing this, beating you up and it was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the hell's going on situation so when they break that up and Laura's standing there sort of shivering cake all over her naked, topless body my friend David that I went to this party with finds Laura's clothes on the ground picks them up, just looks at me and goes and throws them off the roof.
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And pours beer on them. And then pours beer on the rest of us. So now she's sitting there, just completely topless, can't do anything, and I just felt bad. So I ran all the way downstairs.
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It's me running downstairs. I grab, scoop up the clothes, come back up, and I give them to her. And that is the first time I ever met this girl. and then like eight years later no how many years later one time and I don't know if you remember this we ran into each other downtown and Jack saw me and he grabbed my hand is your ball? I'm just putting you closer to the mic so you can tell the story he grabbed my hand and winked at me and he kissed the top of my hand and walked away oh yo I'm a player and it was super fresh It was great. I'm a player. And then... And then, like, six years later. And then six years later, my buddy Steve, who has since moved to Las Vegas, I hope you like story time, guys. My friend Steve, who has since moved to Las Vegas, he called me and he's like, yo, meet me at the bar we like to hang out at. Weird. That's the exact same way my parents do it.
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My friend Steve's like, yo, meet me at this bar that we always go to. I'm meeting up with a girl there. I don't know what's going to happen, blah, blah, blah. So I go there, and my boy Steve is there hanging out with this chick.
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And so we're chatting, we're drinking beer, and Laura's, like, kicking me under the table. And when my friend Steve goes to the bathroom, Laura leans over and goes, You're taking me home tonight.
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Okay? And I'm like, yo, I can't do that to my boy. And I fought tooth and nail. I'm like, no, this isn't happening. And night goes on, night goes on, night goes on. Steve goes to the bathroom. You're taking me home tonight. So the night ends. Steve stands up.
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And he's like, yo, are you coming with me? And she's like, no, I'm leaving with Jack. Are you kidding me?
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I felt so bad because that wasn't my intention at all. Go there and, like, creep on my dude's date or whatever.
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So we go back to my place and, like, do crazy sex stuff. And then the next day, we are, like, hanging out at, like, house parties and stuff like that.
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All right. Anyway, that's the end of the story. Let's just back off. Six years later. I didn't know that I was on a date with that guy. Six years later, here we are, Laura and I, hanging and banging. Um, we're having an anniversary party on Saturday for our six-year anniversary. Yes, Internet, if you were ever confused, Laura is my lady.
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Only part-time. But then I have, like, all these other ladies, you know? Like, pinball, pinball's huge. Nasty Laura.
96:37
It was Laura's fault, man. I didn't know I was on the internet. She tricked me. I just got it. I was not going to. You guys are lovers.
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Man, I'm lovers with everybody. Pinball Life, I'm in love with you, man. For sure. Who won that? You? No, I think you won. Flip it. I'm shy to share my pinball rankings. Skip, you shut up. Share it. Yeah, you won me. What, really? I was busy telling the story. All right, go for it. Well, this is the closest I've ever been. Let's go. Lucas, what's up buddy?
97:19
Jax X Rachel listen, I married a chick on the internet, get over it Lord, I'm kidding also, I think, I'm pretty sure that girl was like 13 years old because I thought she was someone else did that, aww, yeah that cake wrestling story I'm not worried about it because I can beat someone up on accident. Yeah, she's a scrapper. You should see her with a black eye.
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I look pretty soft with a black eye. Everyone looks tough with a black eye. Laura is exactly equal to Crystal, both greater than Rachel.
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I am on you. Demented Warlock in mine's five year is in ten days and we've been best friends for fourteen years. Irish, that is awesome.
98:19
Lucas says, Jack, can I like borrow your light for like three days? Absolutely, man. Where's your stupid red hat?
98:28
It doesn't say stupid in chat, but dude, that hat, guys, that hat is so stupid. I've got a new hat. Like, okay, go look, go watch the Sandlot, And when the kid's wearing his ball cap that has like a freaking foot and a half long brim, that is Laura's ding-dong hat. Tell me how the rest of those kids reacted to that hat.
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Would we tell our kids where we had it? Yeah. Absolutely, man. Tell me that story ain't so business.
98:57
Yeah, so we've known each other for... Too long. A long time. Too long, Laura. Too long. It's over. Too long food. Thanks for everything, Julie Newmark. Nice, nice.
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Did you all like it? I think you did call it stupid. I never said stupid. I don't know, man. You might have said stupid.
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Okay, Jack, I'll give you my IFPA number. Dude, you're 6,053? That's perfect. Dude, Scuba, I'm glad you liked it. Oh, yeah, we've known each other for almost a decade. I'm glad you like that story. I think it's pretty great. Story time with Uncle Jack.
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Oh, I did that wrong. Sing it. Booty, do-do-do-do-do. One time when I was like 17, I wrote a diary entry about Jack because I thought he was so tough.
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And I daydreamed about how cute he was. Now I can't get rid of him. Say, now I can't get rid of him? Yeah. As a grown man, I have cracked my pants at least four or five times.
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If we're just spilling secrets right now. Once was me wearing boxers when I went to adjust the cable because the Comcast guy was coming. and I just crept on the floor accidentally because I was hungover. And immediately the doorbell rings and the Comcast guy was there and my girlfriend at the time and I had to scramble to figure out what to do. It was pretty gross. When's Jack going to put a ring on it?
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It's right there. Oh, you don't have it on anymore? You can wear the fish tails if you want. Right here.
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If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it. Oh, I messed up. This game is yawn. Oh. This game is bunzo.
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You know what kills me when I sink the train? Oh, there's bicycles around town, ladies and gentlemen.
101:27
Okay. Is my poop story just now getting to the internet? I was telling them how I got a diary entry about you once. You mean a diarhea entry? It was actually... It was what? My journal. Oh, that's not a freaking diary, that's like emo sadness.
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Do people still say emo? It's like hipster, that word should be gone now. Yeah, emos don't really exist, except for the suburbs. It does, like, steam. It does throw, yeah, it's called steam now. I want to dye, dye, dye my hair black. No.
102:16
SOJ? You can 100% use me as your realtor. It's totally free to use. Wait, are you reading this? Yeah, Laura does, uh, realting. Yep, I am a realtor. She does the realting. Men? Real thing.
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She's a real-a-tour. Like, and like, uh, brand-wise. Brand-wise, she's a real-a-tour. Like, real-a-tour. Why do hardcore kids wear camo? They don't want to be seen. Oh, my God. That's really good.
102:53
Oh, my God. That joke just killed me, dude. That was beautiful. Oh, Scuba, I'm very familiar with Boogie in the Butt by Eddie Murphy.
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I saw you on House Hunters. I would love to be that guy. No, Laura, you have to be on my TV show. Ladies and gentlemen, do you want to see me get drunk and play pinball on cable? I think you do. I think so. I think the world's ready for it.
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RAP RAP! RAP CHANNEL! You'll get caught up in the... RAP CHANNEL! Yeah, I love it. I had to delete mine recently. Yeah. That's one thing. Didn't have like a bunch of Suicide Girl crap all over it? Probably. I just don't want to know what I was thinking when I was listening. Gross. So emo jokes are not a thing anymore? No, I think they're great.
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I would like to hear more. You're going to Pintastic this Friday? I'll see you there, Jack. What's Pintastic? What's Pintastic and why am I going there?
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Did your secretary not tell you your upcoming plan? I want to talk to that ram. Dude, SOJ, that's awesome, man. Yeah, Laura will hook it to Frick Up. Laura, keep rocking that right ram. and you'll make all the money. It's a hard rank to make. That or the left right, it's up to you. You both have money. Man. Right around here. Late. Okay. Actually, I'm keeping him. Oh, there you go. I'm ten. You're just speaking and calling shots. Oh, my man.
104:58
Timbal, Joe is here. We got a hot grill on stream for you, buddy. How was going to Canada and embarrassing all those Canucks? Oh, he went to Buffalo?
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He went to Canada, like he said. And he won. Oh, nice. Congratulations. Joe is Canadian. Yeah, so he played as a Canadian. So he played as a Canadian. I think I've said this before, but I wish my grass would... You know so much about it. Oh!
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Oh, you and me both, buddy. Yo. That's great. Stop embarrassing us. Me, et cetera. What's wrong? Cap trips? I don't know if I said hi to you, buddy, but hello. I love you and your face.
105:53
Pinball Joe in the hoops. Got a bumblebee up your butt. You got Tree up your butt. You got you and me up your butt.
106:06
Four hits for a well-walked or multi-ball. I can do that. One. Two. Three. Four. Just like that. I love that we got my two-game-a-day kids here. Well, here's the deal. Those shirts were screwed up also. So, I'm telling everyone to contact... Ooh, the air just turned on. Contact Teespring and get your money back, because they're handing out refunds now. And I'm just going to make some new shirts with an actual printer.
106:44
Instead of trusting... Oh, I have a freaking ball thing. You dildo. What are you doing? Yeah, we're headed to Chicago. Heck yeah, dude. Come back. Home.
107:02
Come home. I like that. Move it, move it. You know what? I want Deathlip shirts before ReplayFX too. I want a booth so I can sell Deathlip swag. I'd like to have some more dead flip flippers made too so I gave all of those away we made actual dead flip flippers with uh extruded red stars on white plastic with blue rubbers and they looked amazing and from Jaden if you have those dead flip flippers available can you take a photo and post the link in oh you know what no I have an Instagram of it Uh, Laura. Wait, I want to... Dude, you are smoking my butt right now. Something happened. I got a lot better at pinball. You're giving me a pin boner. That's right. In the ground. Oh, do you see nobody when I'm doing it? I know by. Stupid. What song? Ah, no, it's my thing.
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I don't want to see nobody. So how do I look? Oh, yeah, here we go. Yeah, folks, there's the link. Check those out. That Instagram link is the JetFlipFlippers. They were awesome. But I gave them all away like a ding-dong.
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I gave them all away. I gave every single pair away. I thought I had a pair for myself. I didn't. Bye, SOJ. Never got mine for free. Oh, SOJ's leaving. I love you, buddy. Bye.
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Bye, SOJ. I freaking love you. Thank you. Yeah, why isn't Moobot subbed? You've been here, like, the whole freaking time, dude. Like, day one. What a piece of crap. We're trying to hit 20 subs, and you're wasting our time.
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Oh, yeah. You can have 420, though. What's 420? 420. Oh, wow. Hey, let's just leave that. No, guys, I need more subs.
109:41
Uh, did that drain in time? Oh, I'm in love with this. I'm in love with this game. Mighty Squirrel, what's up, buddy?
109:51
My man. Suicide flick. What? Delay. There is no possible way I hit you that hard. Oh, thank you. You're eating sushi, you dill.
110:08
Do not say that crap in my chat, dude. Because I'm, now I'm hungry. Can you block that? Yeah, we're going to, you're banned, man. making me hungry you son of a...
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Sonoma. You cinema. Jack, you have a real job. Kind of. Strigger my lips, I do have a real job. I am an animator.
110:41
Yes, I love uni. Umagi. Unagi. Ted Topper Carvey has the power to time us out. Stupid. Wait, did Joe have the power to time himself out? Government slave, hello buddy, welcome.
111:01
Welcome back to the strum. The strima. The stroma. Government slave. No, it's slave. Oh, government slave. It's government slave. Hello, hello.
111:20
Take me out for sushi when I get back, dude. I'm telling you, that just might happen. I'll eat sushi all day. Where's Childish? Childish should take me out. Yeah, someone take Laura out for sushi.
111:34
Guys, just because of the snurry I told doesn't mean you shouldn't take Laura out on a date. You should definitely take me out on a date. Jack the Bees movies. I hate movies. I love movies. I hate watching movies. I love working on movies.
111:51
I worked on Jupiter Ascending as a previous artist. I concepted the idea for all the bees in that movie.
111:59
What's the vampire's name? What? Bloody Mary. I don't know that I like that one.
112:11
Where's my spicy salmon roll, mother effer? Who do you think did the sounds for this? Uncle Carmen will be here in 30 minutes.
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Oh, yeah? You checking me out, Uncle Carmen? Me, et cetera. They are 3D printed to the utmost crazy thick quality. They're incredible. and they're made for any WMS or Spurgeon or Williams Valley, whatever game.
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How come you can hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? How come you can't hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The key is silent. That is adorable. I love it more than you do. Toxic Rat Man working on movies does ruin the magic 100%. There was a scene in Jupiter Ascending where the director gave me a shot and it's Channing Tatum. It's his hands in front of this weird science canister looking thing and he's doing this.
113:29
He's just doing this over the canister. Rick Ross gets your knife back. Oh, Rick Ross. What's up, buddy? So he's doing this over the canister, and the director goes, hey, can you just make it, make something happen here? Like, he's working on some mystical interface doing stuff, and his hands are literally going like this.
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And I have to make something cool and have to create all this, like, digital grid nonsense. It was out of control.
113:58
We're just going to green screen all this out. Yeah. I missed all that. I didn't know you looked, buddy. Thanks for coming back. Harvey, what are you doing here? Coming to play pinball? Well, I promised I'd make out with him.
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I hope you don't get too upset. Okay. Ladies are for loving. Dudes are for making out. I think that's how relationships work. Yeah, it's pretty close.
114:35
Somewhere in there, there's some sense being made. All right, move on. Was it you? Nope. Sorry, buddy. Wow. Oh, wait.
114:59
That's cold. Alright, load it in. Dunes are for butts. You're right. Unless it's Steven Spielberg, then it's like Great Puppeteers, we're going to build a T-Rex.
115:14
Many, many quilts were had this day. Guys, we've got to make up for not playing after today. So Laura, what's lit right now that you want to hit? Those two ramps. That ramp. That ramp or crossbow, but also any major shot. Any major shot. You see that? This is how you pick a mode. You clear the bank of targets, then all these squares start to flash. And you get to pick whatever shot you think is easiest for you to hit and then milk it. Okay. Milk it. Okay.
115:50
Were you live yesterday? Pinball Life, we had trouble going live yesterday. I don't want to talk about it. I spent hours trying to get it figured out. Suicide Sterling on his cell phone.
116:03
Four hours stream today? Jack, are you and Laura dating or just friends? ZZTop, how old are you again? Are you 12? Laura's only 16. If you guys want to hang out, I'm just like...
116:16
Can I say bolt? Is that a thing? Was that a romantic thing to say? Is that a romantic thing to say? No, get off of me. I'm tired of this crap. Hey, girl. I look 12. She looks 12? Yeah, I started dressing like a small boy. Laura just nods. Don't be like Jared from Subway. What, losing a bunch of weight and being super rich? Yeah, I won't do that immediately. Yeah, I won't hop right on that train.
117:02
Oh, you mean the porn thing. I had trouble getting the stream up. Oh, God. Who said that? No one said that. That's a crap man. You don't. But I think that was all that I read. Having trouble getting the stream up, Jack? Yeah, I've been wearing the clothes since I was a little boy. See?
117:29
Donate to Kid Butts. Gross cooties? Ooh, those are gross. Cooties are contagious, man. No one wants that crap. Sure.
117:43
It's that height difference. Yeah, I just make Laura look like a child. I look like a grown-ass adult.
117:51
Laura's actually like seven foot tall. Combo. I'm standing on an apple box here. Get down on that box. I can't do it. It hurts.
118:08
Is that what I wanted to do? Well, you want to keep the ball alive, so... Oh, no. There's that. Oh, I screwed that up.
118:24
Oh, I did read that right. Very good. Taxi. Crap, man. Get down on that box. Ew, wait. I didn't mean to read that out loud. Get down on that box. How tall is Laura? Like four? Actually, Zach, you might be taller than Laura. Realistically. I think he's a lesser of 12.
118:56
I'm right here, Laura. Jeez. Stop macking on other dudes Tight butt score a list of Okay Okay Are you guys really dating? What is dating anymore, man? We're going out. Like, just open up your mind, bro. It's all about three love and expression in the end.
119:32
They're not dating, just hooking up. All right, Zach is 12 and he's 5'3". Yep, that's all I need. Rick Ross, if you follow me, I'll do my best to follow you. It's a lot easier for me to find you though.
119:52
Oh no. We are life partners. Free love feels good, man. Alright, Laura's winning. Do we give her the win, Internet? Do we give her the win?
120:09
Yeah. No. Step on three. Yep. I seriously only have to hit like one major shot. Like that. And then start the mode.
120:23
Are you getting ready to tilt my machine? I see you, like, creeping. Yes. Creeping closer. I think you may be done.
120:34
Yes. It's just that same thing. Both of y'all are short. Sniper, keep six-seven as well. Hi. I'm six-seven, my man. I'm not giving her a beer snobbery right. Beer snobbery with words of wisdom. I have won how many games? Four to my sixth. Four. Or my seventh, actually. It actually accidentally gave you a point last time I was writing stuff down, but I'm going to let you keep it. Thank you. Well, don't do anything. I'm not as tall as Scottie Pippen. I am one inch taller than Michael Jordan.
121:17
Start a thought, Ding Dong. Okay. My Instagram is deadflip. I need people to show up to trivia tonight.
121:31
Internet, you should go to trivia tonight. Find your local trivia game. Play it. We got him. Yes, Zach, I definitely played 24. That game's pretty fun. Oh, I did that. You're learning. No, you did it right. You wanted it to go through the one that wasn't lit. The second time. Yeah. You so smart.
122:05
JD and sports do not mix. In order to fubbo. It's just like... Snipers are my man. What's up, buddy?
122:17
So Laura, you are about, let's see, one, two, three, four. You're seven shots to the prison away from the multi-ball.
122:27
And you're four shots away to Fatty Goomble Laddy there from the multi-ball. Yes. Yep. Yes. You monster. Three more times. Two more times. To the big boy. One more time.
122:43
One more hit. You have a multi-ball. Hit the machine. Oh my god. Well now you know that when you hit him one more time you have a multi ball coming. Laura. Laura the explorer. How deep is your love, how deep is your love. Yeah, it's perfect.
123:17
If you don't know the words. Uh, Rick Ross. I will follow you, dude. I can't do it right this second. But I will. Trust. That's quite the name. You're freaking Rick Ross, I follow you buddy.
123:43
Yesterday I got 100th email on it. Josh got 108th, Rasha got 111th, so I got third. Nice work. Oh yeah, Rasha Sharp shows up to Gameworks. Forgot about that. Laura, look at those squares. I see them. They're both terrible. I want to meet Ross. One shot to the fat guy.
124:10
Follow him while you're playing right now, dude. Oh, dude, you don't have to like all my photos. I will not follow that.
124:24
Is he going and liking your photos right now? You've been followed, my friend. You have to accept my follow. Do you accept JetFlip into your life?
124:37
Do you? Do you accept JetFlip? Rick Ross only has 16 followers? How could that be? He's a brave guy. He's very particular as to who followers him.
125:03
He's the boss. I did not set any fireworks. No, I didn't either, man. I just dealt with them. Who doesn't accept the dead flip into their life?
125:19
Doth thou accept the dead flip into thy life? That didn't tilt somehow. And also only gave one dangerous somehow. We were at Lake Geneva. Dude, Lake Geneva is the ship! Ship, I said ship with a T. Um, I used to take ladies to Lake Geneva that I was macking on and break into hotels and like dance with them. It worked out pretty well. Oh, this is crazy. This is a 90s teen movie thing to do. You know what? It didn't work.
126:11
Go. I'm looking for John Connor. Can you teach me how to nudge like you do, Jack? Of course, man. Just part of my personal machine, easily removes rod-based tilt sensors. Not my ass.
126:31
That's kicking the machine. It ain't doing nothing. It might be helping you. Get up that left ramp, big dog.
126:50
Wait, have you started your multivon yet? No. No, I did. It was green. They all left. Jack makes a new personal tilt record. Yes, I don't normally tilt, gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen. My clown face is real. Spam him, Rick.
127:10
Gifts to spamming. Nailed it. Spam away, he loves it. I don't like spam. Oh my god. Is that it? Did you win?
127:30
No. Do you want to ghost? I don't want to ghost. No? That's creepy. I want a Starman where you get as far into space as you can. Wait, can you support yourself on the pinball machine if I hold both of your legs up? I don't know. You want to try it? Yeah. Plunge it.
128:00
I don't like this! I feel like I'm going to fall! Support yourself! Come on, Pankow! This is pinball! Oh, my face is all red!
128:19
I'm nervous because Rick Ross is here. I have performance anxiety, but only with Rick Ross. I'm blowing up your phone with the lights, bro. Wheelbarrow mode. You okay? Yeah. Why don't you poop on my floor? I'm scared to go. No, there's... go talk to Vigo for that.
128:46
The reason Vigo works here is to take care of the poops. Hungry Vigo. You're gonna eat the poops, you striko. Oh, what's he do with them? You been feeding him poops this whole time? Yeah. No wonder he's getting fat. Hates his job.
129:04
Eating all them girl poops. It's T.J. Keaton. T.S. Bandit, what's up, buddy? Hello to you, sir. May all your pinball dreams come true.
129:17
And I'm in all of them with my shirt off. Shooting rockets out of my eyeballs. Or not, whatever you think.
129:30
You know, Neil Jovovich hanging out. By the way, that girl is hot. Her and that Skittles girl from like 10 years ago.
129:46
Like that girl in that Skittles commercial. But damn. We can talk about her now because she's probably old enough to hang out right now. That's nice. Um, but she had like this mole on her lip. Are you kidding me? That's why I lick it off like a chocolate.
130:09
Oh, classical girls lick. Wawa. She looking girl. Ah, Tia's banned it. Sorry, buddy. I don't know why I thought you were spamming.
130:27
Moobot is a bit of a D-bag. She's a D-bot. Moobot's a girl. Moobot's a girl? Girl, you need to spill the phone cow.
130:42
Mmm, felt pretty good. Pretty... The walking next door line? The TV show? Yeah. We're... don't we lock it? We stopped because it was just too much. It's like there's too many dumb things happening in this game.
131:00
Oh my god, I didn't realize I had two dangers already. I was in the middle of a spray ball. Oh, what? Alright, B.
131:10
Yeah, move back, calm down. Don't call a boogeyman move. Pretty... pretty good. Oh, I waited too long. See ya.
131:26
You too can use the Chillsie mode if you're subbed to Dead Split. It's five bucks a month. That's like... Aw, that was weak. That's like nothing, man. That's like a monkey kidney. That's like... Oh, a taco. That's like a taco. A month.
131:44
30 days. Not... We're not talking once every time you want to do it. We're talking a month. ooh wee! icky icky icky
132:13
yeah we're trying to get them new emotes mate. Yo Weapon what's up buddy we got and hot grills here. Boom! Them hot grills are here. For burgers, veggies, everyone. We need plenty more food. Right down that hole. I'm Batman? I don't think you're Batman. Oh. When did you get back?
132:43
Jack had to step out. He's not feeling so good. Why do you have a 20-year-old teacher's back? Yes, you should not be watching Airplane at school. No way, that movie's incredible.
133:01
What grade are you in, Jack? He's 12. What grade do you think he's in? He's in eighth grade. Are you budging kidding me?
133:14
Chuck Wagon, off to trivia. Barn trivia. What? Yeah. Have a good one, buddy. I love you. Hasta luego. Hasta la vista. Baby.
133:29
I am also a teacher and I would never play airplane. Except on my free time. I've never even seen airplanes. I have seen airplanes so many times. You know my dad. That's his jam. You don't know your dad. Get out of here. You're a puppy, baby.
133:47
I'll catch you a bunch tomorrow. Dude, Rick Ross, like seriously, you exploded my phone, dude. Rawr. Rawr.
134:05
Sugar my lip, the bash toy behind the prison isn't reliable, but an opto is as reliable as something can be, so we kept the prison doors closed to avoid any complication. Surely you can't be serious.
134:35
Amphetamine, what are we talking about? He doesn't get to do that. Me? Yeah. I don't. It's true. Airplane, yeah Do I speak jive? You're right, I do I know It's Airplane You haven't seen nothing Internet My favorite movie is Young Frankenstein With Gene Wilder Absolutely 100% favorite movie I have a cape, but it's red, not black So I don't think it's going to work out. Also, I'm not drunk enough to pull that thing off. Man, I am killing zombies. We're up to 12 zombies I'm killing. You need a cap, a cape, and a grout. I'm wearing a belt. Nailed it. Look at your phone, seriously. I look at them like I look at the future you blow me up Jim likes though
135:57
No Brooks be making all the good movies In that movie When he's in the movie here, no evil see no evil
136:13
Uh, he was ridiculous. I don't know if I know that. I mean, he showed us a picture of the cape. What cape? I think he was wearing the cape. Oh, I thought you said the cape.
136:37
That man is back. He's back. He's back. Yes, he's back. Oh, I almost missed that. Can we get a Laura emote? Yes, please. Well, um, guys... I'm not a permanent fixture. The thing is, she can be a permanent fixture, but I don't have the subs I need, wink wink nudge nudge, to get the emotes I need. True. I need the sub arenas. I went to Jimmy John's because they offer subs so fast you'll freak, but they had no idea what I was talking about. I was like, I need 20 subs. And he's like, what kind of subs? And I'm like, humans, please, obviously. Bots are going to get me fans from Twitch. And he just went, what the hell are you talking about?
137:26
Ding dong. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, dong. Ooh, today downtown Chicago, I heard a full, like, street band playing Poison. Oh, nice. Girl, I must warn you. Come back for some more, Dixie. Alright, Bax, have a good one, man. Good seeing you, buddy. Bye, bye. Looking great. I've been had a Rachel for a minute.
138:01
Dude, you like Spaceballs, Zach? Alright, huh? Spaceballs is a great movie. I love where they fast forward so far that it's like real time. I love the video. It's so good.
138:21
That's a little backflip. That's a big backflip. Yeah. Trust in them. I'll trap off two when I have time.
138:46
Uh, Zach, come by at like 5.30, 6 o'clock tomorrow, because I think I have some stuff I have to do ahead of time.
138:54
We might be a little late. Oh, my gosh. 6 o'clock would probably be best. No! Get up that ramp. Left ramp. Red arrow. Eh, riot shot works.
139:28
So you need to wipe down some targets on the left there. Right side of him down. There you go. Now take whatever shot you feel most
140:03
comfortable with. Yep, keep shooting the far left organ shot. For Barnes. Nice. Lone Star. A few swats as big as mine. Keep shooting there, you got five billion for one shot. Far left, please. Use the swat. Far left, yep, super late. A little later. Use the drawer. Ludicrous beast missile eject. Ludicrous beast missile eject? Hell yeah. No. We've been jammed. Yogurt? Yeah, yogurt. Yoda, the Yoda character from Spaceballs.
141:34
Yogurt? I hate yogurt. Barf. Dude, that movie was so good. Holy crap, that movie was good. I've seen it one half time. I tried to show you Hackers the other night, last night, and you fell asleep. That movie was incredible. And if you want to see Hacky stuff, That's great. Did I win? That's not a ball.
142:08
So I won? That was ball one. If you keep up on this pace, you're going to be killing it. I'm your proud new brother's nephew's cousin's formal roommate.
142:23
Yeah. You're doing that like Benzie's thing. Well, I tried to help. Come on. But F you. Come on. That hurt. Come on. Yep, that's what I need. You gotta be angry when you play pickball. You need your reaction time up. You tell me to trust the bounce and then you're like, ugh, slow-mo.
142:42
I wasn't the bounce truck. There you go. Alright, uh, Bicycle Girl's lit on the left ramp. So those targets, if you can hit them when it's lit on two, you're really close to the touchdown. Jeff, what are your thoughts on pins that have posts right below the flippers? I love center posts, man.
143:31
Dad at East Hitchens was supposed to have one. The Eggman, what's up, dude? I just say, Wargames, man. You gotta have trust, but you also have to be interested in what you do. And this.
143:47
I, uh... Hey, we're on the internet. I did a good job. I'm doing a good job. I believe in myself. Don't break your arm, pat yourself on the back.
143:58
Oh, here we go. Here we go. What do we got? What do we got? Prison. Not the multi-ball, the mode. So we got to hit prison several more times.
144:09
That didn't work. One. It started more recently, so I haven't been able to tune in very often. Oh, right on, Diana. Well, work is good. Yeah, and you're here now. Yeah.
144:28
What I did was at the Seattle P-ball Museum. Pee Laura, there you go. Really? Dude, that's awesome dude. Seattle P-ball Museum. That's awesome. Oh crap. Be careful. Is Laura a librarian? Very close to a librarian.
144:54
Snow's playing golf with Pee Pee. A libertarian. I am a libertarian. Ha ha ha. Danger, danger. Oh, we have another danger train. Whoa, one dollar from Butt Stuff.
145:22
Says no message. Butt Stuff, thank you. Thanks for the message, Buttstuff. No message, but I love you too. Thank you.
145:36
And Buttstuff is my favorite. Gross. You've got a really good board going on. You've got a dollar from Buttstuff. Four twenty.
145:56
And I guess that's it. Credit call. Have you ever played WrestleMania Pit Ball Machine? Die Eggman. We actually streamed WrestleMania the first week it came out here on the show.
146:09
Donate to Riz. Oh, B. Oh, there's still one more ball. So many balls in this. What the? Thank you for that dollar. Yo, Quintrista. What's up man? It's been a while. Where the hell have you been?
146:40
Girl, I'm not for you. Right? That's such a good song. Oh my god. What the? I had an itch on my face and I dropped the ball. I dropped the ball. You used the wrong hand. I did use the wrong hand. Oh, my God. All right, Internet. I got a hill to climb here. Laura is just milking my... Don't open Jack inside. Okay.
147:20
How many walker... This guy. Yeah. So I need like what, four more hits for the big guy? One. That didn't count.
147:46
Two. Three. Bye Mighty Squirrel! Later Mighty Squirrel! Have a good one buddy! Poison! My poison! Poison! Poison! Poison! Poison! Laura, you're too hard today Jack! Yeah, no kidding! Oh, they threw in a different girl! A different blonde! This is Tweety! Oh, I didn't actually get an ACDC for the next pin. Is yours a pro? Pinball life, if you get an ACDC, get a premium. Absolutely. A pro ACDC is like one of my least favorite pinball machines, and a premium is like one of my favorite pinball machines.
148:50
The way the targets are, the bell, there's a lot of different things going on in that game. Crap, I screwed up.
149:10
Screw him again, damn. Man, you destroyed... Well... Not destroyed. I keep screwing up my frickin' bloodbath.
149:27
So we're talking 8K? You gotta get a premium. Gotta get a premium, basically. Bridge, you. You have fridge and fridge.
149:42
What do you say? One more game? One more. We got to go. One more, guys, and then Laura's got to... I got to go play trivia again. All right. Start us up.
149:55
This is all or nothing. For all the cookies? Like, the points don't matter up until this point. The winner of this wins everything. You ready?
150:09
Uh, Skippy, I don't know why they do that, man. It is weird. But like Metallica, I prefer the pro version. For the CDP, I prefer the pre-made.
150:29
Sometimes too many moving parts creates a problem. All right, you are four hits away from the walker multiple. Three, two, one. Oh, my God. How does that happen? I don't know.
150:53
Bye, Zach. Uncle Carmy. All right, see you, Zach. Have a good one, buddy. Uncle Carmen, if you want to come to Bar Trivia when you're here for Wednesday help us win definitely the worst team has to take shots of Malort and the best team gets a shot of whatever they want so it's a win-win yeah depending on how you feel about it oh my god, what was that?
151:26
We're throwing the game, folks. Jadeia, we'll never forget your ACDC repair job. Yikes. What'd you do? We tried fixing problems with a pinball machine with a pair of scissors. That sounds like a bad idea. It worked.
151:52
Clear the prison! Check, I always think the people you play with are really short, but then I remember that you're six steps. Yeah, man. I'm huge.
152:03
Nice, chop sticks. Oh my god. We have tools now, it's just we didn't at the time. Oh, Uncle Tommy's never had no more. Oh, gross. All right, dude. Do you know what aquanet tastes like sprayed in your mouth?
152:30
A lot of people have a lot of different explanations of what it is. The people that are like, it tastes like burning and... I just want to slap those kids in the face. That's not a proper explanation.
152:42
It tastes like awful and sadness. Well, you know what? Now you're going to get punched in the freaking testicles. Because you're an idiot.
152:52
Kiss it. There you go. Remember, Laura, this is for all the marbles. Your points up to this point do not match a word.
153:15
Does that ping-pong table get any use? Daily, at least two times a day. Eh, maybe one time a day. Julie, he's going to be there. Be careful.
153:26
We have famous friends that we don't need the internet now. Yeah, we don't need it. Sarah Michelle, I mean... Gilmore.
153:48
So I'll tell you how you want to play this. You can keep hitting the well walkers for points. Or you could try to hit all those targets on the left to start a mode, which is where all the money comes from in this game.
154:02
It's super late on the clock. Rain! Nice, you're getting some bicycle drive. Hit that left right. She's still rolling.
154:26
Nice, you got a jackpot off of it too. Alright, I think you're holding your own. Dang. Alright, not bad.
154:37
Alright, I have 7 million to get or Laura wins everything, Internet. What do you think? What do you think we do? What do you think we should do?
154:52
Oh, missed it. Missed it. Missed it. Missed it. Hey, Geri. Geri, thanks for the follow, buddy. Oh, I drained. I drained on, on, on, I didn't mean to drain, that's what I'm trying to say. Laura wins it all, ladies and gentlemen. Can you hit number two? hit number two.
155:24
Folks, look at this. Look at the champ. This is the face of a champion right here. What a nerd. I won.
155:35
Transformer, what's up, buddy? Oh, you can see my whole body. Dear internet, I love you so much. Thank you for all the follows. What's up, Rich Guy? All the donations, all the subscriptions we are now 16 people away from our next two emotes and from I'm hoping a ridiculous tattoo that you guys are going to come up with it's going to be great this has been awesome I love you guys yesterday was such a freaking butt monster time and hopefully stuff was better today I see that we do have a couple dropped frames but it is what it is I love you guys I love you did I mention I love you like I'm in love with you all of you the hearts put the hearts out let me get some flippers and hearts what the what how tall is dead flip garbage woman I am six foot seven here we'll just look at Laura does that help you're too tall Jack I'm not too tall I'm five foot ten I'm just the right height. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming. Please have a wonderful night. You are the sexiest people I know. Have fun.
156:58
Yeah, get in the frame here, buddy. Save it for later. I encourage you all, since it's hump day, to get it on.
157:07
Whatever that means to you. Go out. Play some pinball. Have fun. We're going to Bar Trivia. if you were in Chicago come join us at Reeds Local it's going to be fun typically we're the only people there so we're both the people drinking the good stuff and the bad stuff anyway I love you guys have a wonderful night folks thank you for all the new subs you guys make this possible for me to do I can't thank you enough I love you I'm in love with you Laura you guys me. Alright, guys. Have a good night. Go play pinball. Way into the internet. Goodbye, everyone. Bye, guys. Have a good night. Sleep tight. Get flippy. Say something sexy into the mic for me.
157:57
Spaghetti with meatballs is so yummy. Gross. So yummy. Jack, are Jack and you try Hungarian restaurants? and it was delicious. Oh, okay. I bet it is good. Goodbye, everybody. Bye, guys. The hearts. We're waving. Can you see us waving?
158:23
My arm is getting tired. Ah, you are a mess! Alright, guys. Have a good night. Here's this. Garbage woman, I love your frickin' name.
158:38
Stop touching my penis. What? Oh. Just got ice cream.