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The new Universal tables on Pinball FX3!

Dead Flip·video·2h 47m·analyzed·Sep 30, 2017
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TL;DR

Jack Danger troubleshoots Pinball FX3 Universal tables on iMac, eventually plays Back to the Future.

Summary

Jack Danger streams Pinball FX3 featuring new Universal license tables (Back to the Future, E.T., Jaws) on Deadflip. The stream is heavily technical troubleshooting focused due to Jack running the game on an iMac with Windows via Parallels Desktop, resulting in GPU performance issues. Despite technical difficulties, Jack plays through Back to the Future extensively, discussing the game's mechanics, voiceovers, XP system, and multiball stacking features.

Key Claims

  • Pinball FX3 just released yesterday with Universal license tables (Back to the Future, E.T., Jaws)

    high confidence · Jack states 'this just came out yesterday' and Zen Studios provided early access

  • Pinball FX3 cannot be played natively on Mac; requires PC, PlayStation, or Xbox

    high confidence · Jack confirms 'I think you need a PC' and later states 'You cannot play on Mac? Confirmed?' with viewers confirming

  • Back to the Future table features mode stacking with multiple multiballs that can be stacked together

    high confidence · Jack discovers and plays through multiball stacking mechanic: 'You can stack all the multiballs together? Really?'

  • Pinball FX3 includes streamer-specific settings allowing repositioning and sizing of DMD display

    high confidence · Jack notes 'they added streamer settings, right? So you can move the DMD now. You can make it smaller. You can make it bigger'

  • The game includes XP/progression system and unlockable upgrades and wizard powers

    high confidence · Jack observes 'You can slot up to two upgrades and a Wizard power at a time, which grant game-changing bonuses' and '65 XP gain'

Notable Quotes

  • “I used to be very much outspoken about not playing digital pinball games that weren't based on real tables. But you know what? The fact of the matter is, if you're going to play a video game pinball game, let it be magical.”

    Jack Danger@ 2:47 — Jack's philosophy shift on digital pinball acceptance, indicating growing respect for original FX designs over licensed table recreations

  • “You can stack all the multiballs together? Really?”

    Jack Danger@ 47:21 — Discovery of a key gameplay mechanic that differentiates FX original designs from real pinball table rules

  • “This is what makes time travel possible. The flux capacitor.”

    Back to the Future game voiceover@ 55:31 — Shows integration of movie dialogue and theme into gameplay mechanics

  • “No way dude, that's smooth as effing butt silk.”

    Jack Danger@ 30:27 — Positive reaction to visual quality once technical issues resolved

Entities

Jack DangerpersonZen StudioscompanyPinball FX3productBack to the FuturegameE.T.gameJawsgameDeadfliporganizationParallels DesktopproductJay Brandperson

Signals

  • ?

    announcement: Pinball FX3 officially released with Universal license tables including Back to the Future, E.T., and Jaws

    high · Jack received early access from Zen Studios; stream shows game is live and playable

  • ?

    product_strategy: Back to the Future FX table features multiball stacking mechanic unavailable on real pinball machines, demonstrating design innovation specific to digital format

    high · Jack discovers ability to stack multiple multiballs simultaneously during gameplay

  • ~

    sentiment_shift: Jack Danger's philosophical shift toward accepting and celebrating original digital pinball designs over pure license recreations

    medium · Opening monologue: 'if you're going to play a video game pinball game, let it be magical' represents positive reframing of digital-native designs

  • ?

    technology_signal: Pinball FX3 implements streamer-specific UI customization options (DMD repositioning, sizing, transparency controls)

    high · Jack discovers and praises streamer settings allowing dynamic DMD control

Transcript

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0:00
Okay. Uh-oh. Hello. Test. Testing. Yo, girl. Uh-oh. You, girl. Mm. Feels good. I found a dollar.
0:34
ASMR. What's up, iBlue? Bambi, how's it going? Good to see you, everybody. Good to see you. iBlue. iBlue, myself.
0:52
iBlue, myself. Yo, 2K. What's up, baby? Thanks for that sub. I wasn't even here. That was two hours ago.
1:08
That's my name on Blizzard. I blew myself. Oh, really? Nice. I'll blow you myself. Ichi, goku, rosu, sake.
1:22
I love Arrested Development. Captain, what's up, buddy? Man, why am I so dark? Eh, it's a little better. I'm very dark. That's okay. Booty. Can you guys hear me okay? Booty. Are the camera settings not unified anymore? They're not, what the shit. Zero? Yeah, that's pretty messed up.
2:09
No, this is just some stupid background I found out I've been messing around with. I'm ready to beat you head to head.
2:17
You think you got what it takes to take old danger out? Then I'm ready. How's everyone doing? You know, we should play some background music while we're shooting the biz for a minute.
2:31
Let's open up Spotify. Put me to sleep with your beautiful words. Yo, Lost B, how you doing, buddy? Good to see you, bub. Thanks for coming back.
2:42
I must admit, digital pinball games like Pinball FX are starting to grow on me. You know what, Groose? Let me tell you something. I used to be very much outspoken about not playing digital pinball games that weren't based on real tables. But you know what?
3:01
The fact of the matter is, if you're going to play a video game pinball game, let it be magical. You know? Let it be freaking magical.
3:17
Let's get up and leave. Welcome aboard, Junior. Yo, SSF, for six months in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up, I love you, and I'm in love with you.
3:33
I bought all these games in FX2 VR. So all the games in FX2 are supposed to carry over. They are. Dude, SSF, thank you so much, buddy.
3:47
Rip headphones you use? Oh, was that super loud? Tater salad? Was that mega loud? Sorry. It wasn't loud for me.
4:05
I'll cut that in half. My bad. Someone else thubs, so we can tell how loud it is. Alright, whatever. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to Deadfoot Pinball. Today is Wednesday, I guess, and we're going to be playing... It got me to jump.
4:28
I cut it in half. We're going to be playing Pinball FX 3. So this just came out yesterday, and the folks at Zen were kind enough to hook me up. It was loud, but not super loud. Okay, maybe I don't have to cut it in half. Yeah, the folks at Zen were kind enough to hook me up with the Universal tables, so today we're going to play Back to the Future, E.T., and Jaws, and then after a few games we're going to hop into the head-to-head battles. If that's cool with you, and you want to battle, like this. Um, so go get your drinks and let's go. I gotta charge up first.
5:27
Damn, that is gross. Just kidding. I love that flavor. Something about Monster that just... Just tastes good. But it's like the... This one. It's like Monster White.
5:43
It's real good. That's your favorite energy drink? Dude. Monster Energy Zero Ultra. It's not bad, man.
5:56
I also got the black one. Which is not as good as the rentals. Yeah, you know what's up there. Must be the 16 to 18 year old in here.
6:09
Worse with me and that's how you do it. I don't know how to get rid of these bags under my eyes. Does anyone have like a trick?
6:23
Right? The S-Guy's taste like big food. Original Red Bull from Thailand. You import that stuff? Monster Heroes are a bunch of different colors and orange. Why don't you try that plastic string that makes the outfit? Drink less and get more sleep. Well, the bags are here to stay, ladies and gentlemen. Can't I like rub shit on my face or something? Like actual poop on my face? face. Yeah, we'll trip these on the face. Uh, thanks for coming, everybody, and a big shout-out to everyone that hung out last night. That walking around and drinking stuff was a riot. I was dead to the world this morning, but, um, you know, nothing a little shower, or coffee, masturbating, can't fix, you know. Ask your wife. I'm sure Sephora has a cream for $100. Well, Fresh Poetic brings up a good point. I just looked up that stuff. It's called Blackjack or Jack Black, and it's facial moisturizer for men.
7:40
Looks like it. Looks pretty good. Anyhoo, we're going to be playing PimbleFX series, and it's going to be fun. So let's flip on over here.
8:00
Look at it. It's beautiful. How much? $100? $300? I'm not certain. Nice talk show back. I'm like, zero pay.
8:15
So I'm excited to play this. Okay. Now, I did fire this up already, and I skipped through all the helping tutorial stuff, just so I can make sure the game works, but it looks like they optimized a lot of stuff because it's running really smooth right now on my computer.
8:34
Long dong, long dong danger, that's me, long dong danger. Alright, so let's pause the music, and we're just going to get right into it. And for some reason, now everything's freaking out.
8:51
Alright, that's what I figured. We're going to close this real quick. Shut it down, boys. Shut it down.
9:01
Ladies and gentlemen, you missed the old studio. Zero fire, you shut your mouth. Do you even know what the old studio looked like? Zero fire? You probably do.
9:21
I hate that this game wants to be over here. You need to be over here. Okay, now it's in the headphones. Now we good.
9:33
Now we good. Look at that. Look at that logo. Uh-oh. We're chugging. Go, go, go, go, go.
9:51
We're chugging. There aren't a lot of settings to reduce. The face one. Yeah, right. I know how to fix this. And it's by doing this.
10:24
Okay. That should fix it. Ooh, almost. Almost. At least it's my game room collectibles. What is that?
10:39
Option audio. How does it sound, by the way? Is it good? Ball trails. Nice. Yeah, how do you get the... Oh, menu voiceover.
10:53
But I kind of like it. I'm not going to lie. Main menu. Okay, we're going to drop down this one more time.
11:03
We're going to make my face just a little less prominent on the screen. Mighty Squirrel. working, boo, work, yay, not working, 800, 448, yeah, we're gonna just muck up my camera, so I look like a trash can, a blurry trash can, yeah, that's better, okay, I don't know what's happening, but... This... Hold on. I'm unplugging this.
11:52
There we go. We're good. You got a ring. You got another ring. You do look like a trash can. Wow, red keg, rude.
12:04
Yeah, I dropped the quality a lot, just to make sure we could stream. But we'll see what happens. There's some things I could turn off too, real quick.
12:15
Sorry, this usually takes a minute to set up for some stupid reason, because I'm a pro streamer. We can kill this, exit.
12:24
We can kill this, quit. Don't turn this off. I'll never turn you off. Unless I'm turning you off right now. In which case, yes, I'll turn you off.
12:38
Video input. Video output. Oh god, that's not what I wanted. Cool. Yeah, there's something about the game focus causing the camera to go... One last thing we can try.
13:05
Again, folks, I need a proper computer for this stuff. Uh-oh. Thank you. Type the word fart if we're still live. Just the loudest fart. Using Windows 10 because Windows 7 and 8, that happens a lot. Yeah, I'm not sure why that's causing such an issue. It's really dumb. So we're going to fake it until we make it here. I'm actually going to crop in on this. I know this is like super freaking ghetto, but this way it's not using up too much of my business.
14:34
There we go. Perfect. Like it never even happened. It's a little crunchy. That's okay. Jack killed his computer. Yes, I did.
14:49
Okay. Let's play. So we're just going to hop right into the universal stuff. Let's go to Jaws. Alright, so what does all this mean? Stuff here.
15:04
Upgrades. You can slot up to two upgrades and a wizard power at a time, which grant game-changing bonuses. Whoa.
15:15
That's pretty cool. So what is this? Skill shots? Huh. you're going to need a bigger pinball table. Cute.
15:26
Take advantage of longer ball sa- Dude, this is pretty red. Alright. Let's see what we can do with it.
15:35
Glad to see you're getting FX tables. Yeah, SSF. Love you, buddy. So, practice. Hot seat is where you get to pull in other players.
15:49
Classic single player. Or regular single player? Let's see what regular old single player's like. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy.
16:00
It's crunching, isn't it? I wonder if we have to, like, restart my computer. Because it looks freaking gorgeous over here.
16:13
Um, what? What did you think? Like, what is happening here? It's pinging my GPU. I got a question for you. Is this game playable on the Mac side of things? Just a quick question.
16:36
I'll definitely post the graphics. Thanks, guys. Can you play this on Mac? I don't know, but PS4 and Xbox, yes, cool.
17:01
I got an idea. Do you show your face and describe everything as it happens? Uh, no. I'm sorry, I can't let that happen.
17:16
Probably not. Okay. Fair enough. We'll make this work. I need a better computer. Is what's happening right now.
17:29
We're almost there. Almost there. I'm just closing a bunch of stuff that I don't need to use. Like this.
17:37
Close. This. Close. Get ready for my computer to crash. Are you ready? This is going to be great. Download more RAM. I mean, when I'm not focused on the game,
17:54
everything's like super sexy. See that? Let's try one more thing here. Borderless window? Beeson? I just want to see if we can make this look good just by killing everything. And if not, we'll know what's going on.
18:24
Okay. Help computer. Alright, here we go. Let's see if it runs okay. Oh, that is a stuttery, stuttery mess. That is my bad. Oh, it's actually a real website? That's hilarious. Game paused.
18:41
Single player and hot seat. Redbubble has everyone. My collection. Main menu. Options. Audio. What are your PC specs? I'm on an iMac using Boot Camp. So that's why I was asking. Video.
19:06
Interface. Try running the game at 720. Video. Interface. You can try that. Definitely try 720. Cool. Alright, let me try removing this now and turning this on. Alright, we'll see if that helps. I'm moving and it seems okay. Alright, 720 seemed to fix it. Main menu. My collection. I like how they broke this into menus too. Look at this. So freaking smart. Holy crap. Crap. Is it running smooth? Okay, so far so good. Charge!
20:05
Single player and hot seat. I really enjoy the crunchy dance. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy.
20:17
A little better. Ugh. One last thing. One last thing we can try. It's my AMD Radeon settings, ladies and gentlemen.
20:49
Gaming. Oops. This game isn't even on here. Interfacing that they could still use. You know what's cool? What else is cool about it is they added a... All right, here we go.
21:17
They added streamer settings, right? So you can move the DMD now. You can make it smaller. You can make it bigger. It's pretty bonkers. Now how do I allow this to have more graphics stuff to it? Frame rate target control, refresh, AMD optimized, uh, I don't understand any of this stuff guys. I'm not a whiz with this crap. I might have to upgrade drivers. You might have to upgrade drivers? Or do I have to update drivers? Ladies and gentlemen, help me please. I need help.
22:06
Okay. Intern. Okay. Game paused. Options. Audio. Video. I'm going to drop this as low as it'll possibly go just to see what happens. Give me an unable to create DirectX 11 even though... oh really? Does full screen work better than windowed? Is that a problem? Does that matter? Don't go full screen over there. You turd hole. Video.
22:48
Oh my god, everything's broken now. Legal resources. Illegal resources. Are you running Windows on a virtual machine? Yes, I'm running Windows on a... It is an iMac with Boot Camp. And that's why I was wondering if I could play this.
23:16
You have too many things open like Chrome. Well, how the hell am I supposed to re-chat? Yeah, they got voiceovers for everything. It's pretty cool. I mean, I don't hate it.
23:35
Whoa, Square? not what I want you can chat on your phone it doesn't seem like we should be freaking with them I mean how about this news reset game paused
24:06
Hmm. Use ReChat. Right, this is a GPU problem though. So I mean, I don't think Chrome is really causing that big of an issue. Doesn't look like it's really eating the drivers. ReChat. For all your ReChatting needs. Give the VM more RAM. VM.
24:36
The virtual machine. More RAM. Alright. Let's see what we can do. Guys, you're helping me. Thanks. Keyboard, power. I don't know how to do that.
24:56
It should be using all my RAM. This is my favorite tech show. Thanks, Fresh. Unplug your secondary monitors. Do you think that's a problem?
25:08
That actually might be a problem. The secondary monitors. We can deal with two monitors. I could deal with that.
25:22
Yeah, boot camps native. Would the monitors be a thing? Can I unplug a monitor and it gets better? Twitch plays Windows settings.
25:31
We're getting there, guys. I mean screw it, let's see what happens. Game paused. Yes, the game is paused. Oh my god, stop.
25:53
So we're going to put the game right here. Who can't might use your entire RAM on your computer. If it's your GPU it doesn't... Okay cool, yeah let's try it. So I'll pull this in. Let's go full screen game. We'll move this over so I can reach that and play the game. And then we'll unplug this monitor. Great idea guys. One second.
26:27
Well, there's a 50-50 chance there and I chose the wrong one. Display settings. Duplicate. Extend these displays. There you go. This is fun guys, this is so stupid. I'm sorry, I'm a terrible streamer. Okay. This stays here. This comes over. Maybe we'll pull this over too. Make sure to knock first. I'm sorry. Boom, boom. Okay, so that goes there. All right, I think we're good. see if this works better. What's your CPU doing? So my CPU's not being affected at all by any of this. It's all GPU. Alright, let's see what we got. Are you ready? Fingers crossed.
28:14
Damn, it's still chunky. There's one! Hit it! Nice shot! Yeah, that's still crunchy. Game paused. Still crunchy. Crunchy.
28:36
Hmm. I have an AMD Radeon something or other. Options. Audio. Video. I'm just going to turn everything off again.
28:51
And Vulture is sticking. Audio. Game paused. Hey, I think that fixed it. Does that look good? Oh wait, what? Fix it.
29:28
No, V-Sync's bad, dude. V-Sync is bad. It's perfect. Anti-aliasing might have been the fix there.
30:01
Game? Game? Pause. Option. Audio. There you go. How's that? That should be better. Game? Pause. Alright, let's see what happens. Let's restart game. No way dude, that's smooth as effing butt silk.
30:44
No, VSync makes it... VSync tries to force your computer to keep up with the frame rate. No, that looks great. Okay, maybe it's just this gooch jittery. This gooch.
31:02
All right, here we go. Big money, no whammies. So there is a... I want shadows. The camera pan gets a little pixely, but I can see the balls moving. Yeah. Okay, we'll have to work on this. 5 XP gained for combo shooting? What?
31:32
What? Dude, we're getting experience, Internet. It is experience. Oh my god, this is working. Wait, did that say lock a ball? Thought I shot it. It's new talent. Oh.
31:55
Alright, where are the modes at? So we gotta shoot that thing. Lit. Useless. So how does it look? Are we looking pretty good?
32:08
Let's see if we can turn some of the stuff back on now that anti-aliasing is off. Reflection and shadow quality.
32:18
Let's see if this works. We don't want that crap. We do want that. Okay, yeah, we're good. We're good.
32:35
Alright, so something... It's not anti-aliasing that's choking it. It's one of the things that we just added. So, hey, we're fine-tuning this. We're getting it. Shadows, you think?
33:00
Yeah, let's see if turning shadows... It's all shadows, dude. No. Maybe it's reflection. Yeah, I'm guessing it's reflection.
33:17
So let's turn shadows back on. Reflection off. And keep anti-alien. Hang on. I just want to see if we can get the most out of this.
33:30
Okay, so definitely AA needs to come off too. Game pa... Can I get a game paused in chat, please? Watch it be like ball trails is the problem.
33:55
Game paused. Yo, Timballs. Long time indeed, dude. 29 months. How the hell are you, man? thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Flip us some butts up if you could show some love and chant.
34:13
Alright, let's see if this works. Maybe we just gotta turn everything off. That sucks. Damn. Yeah, I'm running this on a virtual machine, uh, Tim Balls, and it, uh, it's not going so well. Yeah, we'll turn ball trails off, too. Might as well. Turn your eye back on. Okay, Dad. Well, here's the thing. I have a Macintosh, and in order to play this, I think you need a PC. If anyone can verify that I can play this on a Mac, please let me know immediately, and I will restart the stream under the Macintosh platform. I'll easily stream off of a gaming PC. Go ahead and give me one. That would be great. So the camera moves are a little chunky, but everything else seems pretty good. You cannot play on Mac? Confirmed? Okay. Isn't your laptop a gaming... You know what?
35:46
You are... You are correct. Buddy, you are correct. We might... go home and stream this. Instead. because I left my streaming gear at home.
36:07
Shit. Yeah, we might go home and stream this. Because I have a PlayStation controller there. I have my snowball.
36:17
What's up, my doggies? What's up, Maze? How you doing, buddy? Good to see you, BB. Come on, Chief, it ain't that hard.
36:27
Does Jack have his stream on his laptop? Wait, what? Has Steam on his laptop? I sure do. Snowball. Well, I use my snowball for streaming pinball. I love that little radar up there, that's pretty great. I'm great mazed, except for that my, uh... I use an iMac with a virtual windows on it, and there's not enough RAM. Okay, we gotta hit, we gotta hit these targets here, bro. We gotta hit these targets, bro. Please. Yeah, I think I'll just bring my, obviously my gear should be living here, but I just randomly did not bring it home or bring it to work. Just download more RAM. I get it. He uses Wine on his Mac. Oh, no I don't.
37:34
I actually have Windows installed on my Macintosh. Now it's all about information. I actually have Windows installed on my Macintosh using Boot Camp. which doesn't really affect me too much, but now it seems to be... Hackintosh, yeah. No, it's just Boot Camp, guys. Just Boot Camp. Boot Camp is an Apple Windows both supported product.
38:05
A lot of input delay. So I have the stream directly under the gaming window, and it looks exactly the same. Um... yeah. Use the barrels to keep track of him. Okay. I like the little ball save thing down below. What the hell was that? We're definitely going to be playing some real pinball tomorrow. Sharts, guys. I might kill the stream, go home, set this up on my gaming laptop at home. So what does this XP stuff have? Like, what is this doing? Is it unlocking the added bonuses to things? Can you carry that over to, like, tournament play?
39:11
Gaming laptop. I do have a gaming laptop. Did he say porker? Rude. Oh, we gotta chase the fish, so it's this far... far left one.
39:31
Far right. I'm an idiot. Yo, what's up, Tass? Go alone. Amazed. What's up, bro? What's up, chief? Just hanging and banging, man. Except for my computer hates...
39:51
I hate stuff right now. It's not good. We might get some better love out of this if I restarted my computer, which it's been quite some time. No, we should play Back to the Future, though.
40:05
Yeah, that shouldn't be freezing like that. Ding dong, ding dong. Where am I here? Whoa. I'm sorry, the playfield rocks back and forth? Oh my god. What?
40:23
Dude. Dude, what the hell? This is amazing. What? This is nutty. So, my buddy Jay Brand modded a game to do this. He took a flash and he called it it, he called it, he called it, Pilty Flash, that took me out of my view though, I don't know if you guys saw that, sucked me right out of my view, yo, what up, Matt, T-Spread, our buddy Neil McRae from chat hooked us up with a new camera that we're going to be using for some IRL stuff soon.
41:23
Apparently there's an issue with... Yeah, we're going to play Back to the Future. Apparently there's an issue with focus on that model of... Please enter your initials.
41:37
Okay, never mind. I've leveled up and upgraded this table. I leveled up New profile background Yeah, camo, baby.
41:58
What's up? Is she from China? I don't know. Thought Jack was going home. Yeah, maybe. Am I missing something?
42:23
Single player, baby. Alright. Well, this game seems a little more friendly. Shield eyes from light, ladies and gentlemen. Be careful.
42:58
Yeah, what's going on? This game seems a little more chill. I'll see you pick a year. Let's go... 2015.
43:23
This could be a real pin someone like this right now. Alright, let's make a real pin. Well, you're at work. Nice, dude.
43:41
I need to borrow your hoverboard. Okay, so we got a centrifuge. Wait for a guy named Grif. We've got pops. We've got some pop-up hit-em-a-jobs. Marty's in the frickin' way. It's heavy.
44:02
The answer's no, Grif. Get your grubby hands off her. I love the bell noise. Sir, we're trying to hit the biffs and the griffs.
44:25
Oh, dude. I am slaying this table right now. Yella. I mean, chicken. Use Yella. Oh, sorry, doesn't he play that video game?
44:49
The flux capacitor. Oh, tell me there's been a porn about it. Alright. Oh, God. So, I think I saw that there's a few... Okay, we have 1.21 gigawatts. I need to really get better at that. Oh, wait.
45:11
We got that ball back. Okay, ball lock one. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Poop! Oh, shit. Come on.
45:20
Get bit. So that right orbit is asking for something, but let's keep locking balls up. I just got a multi-ball! Oh, damn. We've already got a multi-ball. I just got a jackpot!
45:40
Come on, baby. Steal up. Bang, bong. Oh, sharks. Alright. There's a very gracious ball save on this game.
45:56
So, I want to hit... I think we still need that multi-ball score bonus level 2 reached. Oh, man. So, we got the spinner cucked there a little bit. Oh, frickin'... I keep cuck flipping myself. Are you seeing this? Get up there.
46:16
Level two. I like that I'm leveling up, and I don't really know what's happening. Can you lock the... hold on.
46:33
Can you lock in flux capacitor in multiball? Let's try to get this shot here. Oh, frick, I can't shoot light. Hold on. Oof. Nailed it. Time travel possible. Alright, 1.21. Oh god, so close. Come on. Yeah, vertical kickback. Okay, lock him back up We gotta get through some of these modes So let's shoot late on this I guess we'll just go right into multiball You can combo all the multiballs together? Really?
47:29
Dude, it's the Mr. Fusion That almost sounded like Rick from Rick and Morty. 11 million points. Holy hell.
47:52
Is there a ball safe somewhere? Or, I'm sorry, add a ball? Oh, I just found it. Please! Oh. Dude, I'm tearing this table apart right now.
48:18
We just bought her some time! So, there's other multiballs, you say. Alright. What are we looking at here, in terms of multiball?
48:32
Makes time travel possible. Some books come back. There's an extra ball? Okay, we just stacked another multiball.
48:44
Dope. Holy, balls on the field. Hoverboard multiball? Okay. Well, I think we found all the multiballs.
49:00
I'm a freaking... God, when it comes to... My God, I can't even keep up with what's happening. JD juggling all these balls.
49:17
I think I got that extra ball, too. Shit, we're only down to two balls. You drain yet? Whew. Dude, 65 XP gain.
49:33
I am just making all the cash right now. How do you guys feel about Marty's voice? I think they nailed Doc pretty well.
50:01
We just bought her some time! Flux jackpot. Another EV. Oh, I freaking cut that one. Man. Marty sounds too whiny. Nah, I love it.
50:25
So we'll do 1985. Voice isn't low enough? Okay. I mean, that's fair. Mentally slow? Wow, really? It is happening, Marty! All of it!
50:43
Oh, get up there. Dude, we have like a million freaking extra balls, too. Yeah! Double! I like that.
51:05
Yo, wifey, how you doing? Yo, Laura, we gotta buy me, like, a $5,000 gaming PC. Internet, what do we do?
51:21
Hell Valley, I get it. I love the quarter. Okay, we gotta hit the dude We gotta keep hitting that dude Download a car I can do that
51:49
You can download a car Spinning Gottlieb disc Oh man, we're about to put up a score on this thing that I feel might be untouchable. Why does it say Ball One Dad? Crazy woman drivers. That's it, Ball One. Can you put away $4,000 and build a $1,000 gaming computer you don't need? Yeah.
52:25
Oh, shit. That was quick. Oh, God. Easy money. This game shoots incredibly freaking well. Holy mother.
52:39
Look at this. This game shoots really well. Mom, is that you? Remember when he makes out with his mom? No, he doesn't make out with her. he wants to. Because she's got that banging bod.
52:55
And his name is Calvin Klein. Been there, Marty. Been there. Wait, what? Dude, I just need to buy a Dell, right? Not like the... Not a Dell, but... A Dell.
53:19
Back into it. Ball four locked? Holy sharts. So, I guess we got hoverboard by shooting hoverboard a lot. We got flux by hitting flux capacitor a lot.
53:43
I'm doing a lot of double flipping. Oh yeah, his mom had like big old boobs in this one. Because her husband was Donald Trump.
54:11
He's dead. Shirt! The drain. Dude, fall one. Is anyone even close to this score? I can't wait to see Virtual kickbacks Oh my god, we're so rich I think I had my system apart a total of six times so far Oh, really?
54:39
I mean, I have a raspberry pie Do you think that would work? Probably better than what I got. Oh, those are shot multipliers on the playfield.
55:00
Cool. Don't train. Oh my god, I'm so dead. Please get up there! Dotson 2017? Dude, I... You know what? I'm going to miss dots, man. I don't want them to go away. In fact, I hope games like... Oh, I can't say what games are coming out. But whatever games in the future come out, it'd be cool if they had a dot option. This is what makes time travel possible. The flux capacitor. So, flux capacitor multi-ball.
55:39
Or, that just took one of my balls. It didn't really say anything about progress. Home pin will be dox? Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, the Thunderbirds game will be dox. So, the last dot matrix pinball machine was not Ghostbusters because home pin just still hasn't come out. I... why a slurpy slime noise?
56:15
I'm just shooting the flux capacitor until it gives me a multiple. I tried. Ran it over, not ram. Needing a new computer jack? Yeah, wolf.
56:28
For streaming video game stuff. Dude. 10 million bonus. Spooky uses that skill too. So what is our score so far? Doesn't matter. It's the highest in the world right now.
56:57
Okay, something just happened. Oh, 1985. Yeah, we're going up the whole right side. Drunk Doc Brown is great. It sounds like Rick, right?
57:17
Oh, remember Marty's band was called the Pinheads from this movie? That actually went up there, huh?
57:29
Good evening. I'm Dr. Emmett Brown. I'm standing on the parking lot at Twin Pines Mall. This sucker's electrical, Nice.
57:50
Get out of the way, you son of a... Discount power of love. I love it. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 1.21. Jiggle wax.
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I love the... I love the way he says jiggle wax. Is that car getting away? Wait, when the car's gone, I have a way to shoot into that hole.
58:25
Okay. Alright, well we found the horn making shot. Oh, don't even drain, you dildo. Alright, we're going to get through these modes.
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1.21 gigawatt. Jigga. 1.21 gigawatt. Okay. Up the thing. My shooting gold is, like, gone. Wait, what? How? Internet, how did I just get double scoring?
59:09
Alright, we gotta hit the skateboard a couple times. Dope. I think we can use this to, um... Get through some modes here.
59:23
Alright, we gotta hit the skateboard a few times. There we go. It is several more times. I think we need it like four more times.
59:42
Alright, I took my eyes off the prize there. I'm an idiot. All three locked. Did I just trick something?
59:51
The thickest right cabinet. It is pretty thick. Welcome aboard, kid. Dude, Mazed, welcome to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. Show some love in chat.
60:07
Mazed, I love you, buddy. Thank you so much for that support. Shit. Taki mushrooms. That's right, Paul. Save.
60:17
Skateboard. Shoot it up the ramp. Skateboard. I'm late for school. Wait, Marty, get out of the way, idiot. You're just going to skate on the playfield, you dildo? I love you, man. Amazed, I love you.
60:33
13, by the way. Ha ha. What am I doing? I'm, like, crapping these balls away. Can you guys hear the game okay? Do I need to turn it up anymore?
60:52
So we're one ball away from multiball again. Oh. Alright, here we go. Multiball. Freaking turd farts.
61:08
That's it. That should be it. Unless you want a fifth ball now. You want five balls now? Of course, now we're gonna... That nudge was a clutch nudge.
61:31
That should be it. I've never seen Back to the Future in real life. Nice. Back to the Future pinball in real life is a great... It's a pinball machine.
61:43
Nice. So we got two multiballs going. Maybe we can get up enough of the flux Dude, you dumb car, get out of here.
62:05
We're getting four million a shot up there? Holy crap. And another extra ball. whiz, come and get me dog, come and frickin' get me, high scores for Dave, damn it, just kidding me, uh, dude, I'm pretty sure that ball just phased through the flipper, oh, Oh sharts, well there goes the multiballs.
62:52
It really wants me to shoot those two shots up there that I haven't done... Well, you know, school and all... I'm just messing with you, man.
63:05
I'm hoping we can get through all the modes. Or all the... all the years, that is. that was a shit flip oh ball save somehow I think there's something with one of these kick outs that has a small ball save attached to it Let's do that combo, though.
63:37
Okay, you can cram the car. Oh, the bell. Gee, the bell tower. How did we get double scoring this war?
63:56
Pimp. God, I'm so good. the XP that we're earning, first off, I don't know what the hell it's doing, but we're getting a frick ton of it.
64:13
So, hit the old guy with the ball. I can do that. Dude, we are... Was that like a seven-way combo? Oh, damn.
64:31
What if your degree... Oh, my God. I looked away. What if your degree isn't skipping school? Been there.
64:40
My degree isn't flacking off. My degree isn't degrees. Spinner level five. There's a spinner on the game? Get up there! Oh, there's an itch on my face.
65:05
Damn it! Man, I have an itch on my face. And now my lady's messaging me. I'm just doing work. Another four million? Oh, we're at 228 million. Good lord.
65:34
Daddy's home, Internet. Yo, Tango, sorry, buddy. No Linkerinos, my man. Um, but wait. I gotta look to see what that was. Was it important?
65:49
Wait, Tango, you're from Farsight, aren't you? Hold on. Just a pun on Itch. Oh, right. It's all good, man.
66:01
Funny what Moobot thinks is a link. No, I'm not. Right, go. Super bumper score. This game. I actually really like this table. It's, uh, it's chill, you know? But there's enough stuff going on, and enough call-outs and call-backs. Bitch, that's... The lighting effects? Dude, everything.
66:30
Frickin' rad. Yes! Flux it, baby! Ball two! We're hitting all the lid shots. Bounce, bounce. Two million. For that? Nice.
67:03
Wait, did he get struck? No. He is steady? He's awesome? Yeah. Dude. This game's pretty lit. I'm not going to lie. We're almost to 1 for 21. What?
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My initials. Okay. 1955, part 2. Alright, just got to make the shots. Yeah, I'm at the spread, Yeah, but there's so many people involved in Back to the Future, I could see why it was hard to get the rights to a lot of that stuff, choice-wise and whatnot.
67:56
Come on, 121. We did it! Jigga. I'm a Jigga-wot, baby. Yeah, all the songs, everything's just close.
68:15
I kind of like it. Oh god, we almost screwed each other. I mean, I almost screwed myself. That's a fun shot. Just keep hitting the wailing guitar.
68:33
Ball two. Oh man, we are gunning for this. Yeah. Helpful. 1985. Getting all three multiballs going at once is pretty awesome. Bolts, we had that earlier. We actually got that on ball one. It was dope.
68:58
I think we're close to hoverboard multiball. Before he sucker punches him You snick-o The dick-o This is pretty fun I wish I could get this game to work What do you mean, what happened?
69:26
I mean, I wish my computer wasn't stupid I'm hoping we break 350 million That's what we're shooting for That seems like a nice number Aw, Doc Feels Doc, man Doesn't start up as close as Dang, sorry there's that kid Damn, damn, damn Alright, we need a dream and earth angel shots So that should be multi-ball It wants six balls now? It just lets me keep putting balls in?
70:09
Sorry. Ooh, that was close. It just wants me to put all the balls in. Two million points. Whoa, whoa, Biff. What's that?
70:24
Earth pinball, earth pinball. Out of time, monkey! Will you be mine? My darling dear. I'm flipping all the time I'm just a fool A fool in love With Steamboat Are we going to be a couple of skateboards away from skateboard multiple here?
71:00
I'm a jackpot! I love that it just pukes the balls out, honestly. Damn, damn, damn. How do we get double scoring? Do you guys remember how I did that?
71:13
I remember where it kind of went in. Shart. Shart? You mean the shart capacitor, dude. I just messed up.
71:27
Is that multiball? Marty. Dude. Get out of the way, dude. Ball three locked. That's not plus capacitor, most of all. It is. I wish we would have got that a little sooner.
71:46
Because we're about to get skateboard, I can taste it. As every ball drains. That's cool. Fluxing. Boom! Get effing hold! So we know where the multiballs are, which is great. Now we just
72:11
gotta start hitting some shots to get through the rest of the modes. Did you know we only have one mode after this if we beat this mode? And then I guess we get to a whizzy? I like to call them whizzies. I just looked up at that announcement and it drained me. Shit.
72:31
You have the highest score among your friends on this table. Boo. Oh, that was a lucky shot. That was a lucky shot.
72:46
For a half a gigawatt. Alright, what does it want me to shoot? Don't get electrocuted. I'm trying not to.
73:01
The splurt noise, though. Right here. Frick. That was it. Is that it? Shit, we gotta hit it again. Alright, flying, I love you.
73:31
God, that is a tough shot. What is that noise supposed to be? Is that when Marty shit his pants because time travel makes you shit your pants? It's kind of ridiculous. Is this better than FX2? Yeah, man. It looks better, it plays really well. It's a little intensive on my computer, so we're going to have to work on that. Because my computer doesn't like DirectX 11 that much. Someone needs to invent travel day, time travel day. You know, for when you're time traveling, you can poop in your pants. Man, we are having the worst time shooting that shot. It's just making doo-doo sounds. Thank you for the follow, buddy. That was it. How many more times do you want me to hit you, bud? Not for a rip are you there, bud? Please! Okay. All right, breathe. We're good. Part one finale. Oh, this is the finale, so that's why it's taking more shots.
75:03
So that was the hit. Future diapers, you know what I'm saying? Ball one. Hell yeah, Flux. Flux locked. Let's go.
75:17
The Flux shot's very... It's in a very nice spot for the left ramp. Yeah, that squart noise, man. The light-up.
75:33
That was it. That was freaking it. Now we just gotta shoot the thing. Boom. I'm the master of pinball. That's literally what it is.
76:01
Alright, Internet. This is the last mode. The last freaking mode. Wow, racist. Wizard mode is fun. I'm excited to see...
76:30
Dude, Tannen. You're getting tanned on, dude. Pulse Shards. I'm never going to beat Jack's score. Sure you are.
76:49
He's got to play better. Dude, Biff, get the hell out of the way, man. By Tannen, right? Oh my god, this score is un-effing touchable. So am I supposed to be taking those Native Americans out? I don't feel like I should be. Oh, ball saved because I hit. Who remembers Back to the Future 3? I, a lot of people didn't like that movie. I thought it was pretty good. It had ZZ Top in it, you know. Second place is the first loser. This is true.
77:52
Alright, we gotta shoot those right chops, but they're blocked by the Native Americans. Oh, Indians.
78:02
Damn Indians. I'm putting up higher scores for you guys. Just give me something to chase. I can't wait to see what all this XP that we've been building up is doing for us. Sorry. My throat. I wanted 350, we're at 336. I would really love an extra ball. Indians. Ball. This is what makes time travel possible. Flux capacitor lock is lit. And what ball is that? Two? Okay. I think Flux is only three, so we're going to farm out the Flux shot. Because I think a multiball is going to go a long way for us here. Four more. Three more. Two. Level cap. Upgrades maxed out. Hit the DeLorean three times for extra ball. Yeah, dude, it's just like... Look what I did. Oh, ball save. Cool. Thanks for the anniversary, love man. Yeah, three effing years, dude. Three years of streaming pinball. Monday through Friday.
79:28
Oh, that was close. Don't let me down, Bruce. Oh, you freaking dildo. Don't try me. You absolutely have to be kidding me.
79:47
Shards. We were one shot away. I'll take it. Ooh, 349. I wanted 350 points. D... Can I write dead flip?
80:10
Oh, damn. What's up? What place overall are you? I don't know, man. We'll figure this out. we can upgrade the freaking buffs out of it I reached level 4, I reached level 5 I reached level 6 I did all this in one game level 7 almost level 9
80:48
your leaderboard rank. So does that mean I'm ranked 55 in the world? Is that how that goes? Let's look.
81:00
Was that in the tournament? No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, so I think that's 55th in the world, right?
81:14
That's kind of what it's looking like. Classic single player complete wizard score, super score, local high scores. Single play all time. I mean, I don't know. It says friends in the corner, so is it just us? Oh, look. Oh yeah, it's 55th in the world. Cool. Number one has one point... Good lord.
81:57
Good lord. Well, how do you upgrade these tables, then? Let's try this. Upgrades. Okay. What's this?
82:06
Can you hit the bumpers blindfolded with one arm tied behind your back? Use this upgrade, sit back, relax, and gain additional score each time your misbehaving ball keeps rebounding. Ooh, pretty sure those are cheats. Can't see how you can get that for real. I mean, that was pretty close.
82:30
Unlock this upgrade by performing skill shots on the table. The more you play, the higher score you get. Dude, look at these. Extra ball save time. Let your ball travel around the world and earn score for the distance covered. You don't like the upgrade stuff? I think it's kind of neat. I mean, this is just for having fun, you know? Obviously in the tournaments, I don't think this stuff's going to be implemented. Look at this. Provides 160% bumper score. Provides 60% bonus to all scores. Read the current level part. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
83:12
Provides 50% longer combo timers. Oh, that's good. I think I like the bonus to all score during multi-ball. Yeah Wait can I activate three things
83:41
I can only do two things. Okay, so we want... We want this and combo timers. Yes. Cool. That's frickin' dope.
83:54
Oh, you can disable upgrades in tournament? Cool. all right let's see what... I'm sorry that's not what I wanted. Let's see what E.T. has to tell us.
84:08
all right we don't have any upgrades looks like Vu is sitting on top of the 133 million all right Vu let's see what we can do Dude, you're just wasting candy. Also, there's no such thing as a red Reese's or green Reese's or a blue Reese's.
84:37
Yo, look at that ass. Look at that ass. I'm staying in your lap. You got that booty. Dammit, I haven't played E.T.
84:54
E.T. got a booty. Hey, everybody. My head is also a butt. Billy the Shit, what's up, dude? Okay, here we go. Are you ready? His head is also a butt.
85:17
You should see E.T. twerk. Please don't talk The crunch Good That's awesome, I love that rusty sound Oh my god, these habitrails are crazy looking
85:46
Oh, this is going to take some getting used to Those upper flippers are so far... They're, like, a little hidden.
85:54
Yeah, E.T. Extra Fit. Yoki Extra Fit. Okay. Let's follow the flashing lights, shall we? He healed a flower!
86:16
Okay, we locked... Oh, that was creepy the way he said that. Burr lock. Oh, ships. E.T. Long distance call.
86:32
Does this also have a spinning disk? Oh, his spaceship is ready. Nailed it. E-tack from Mars. Okay, let's do contact.
86:47
Whoa. The illuminated flippers, though? Can someone please make light-up flipper rubbers like that? Oh my god, that's awesome.
87:02
Alright, I nailed that shot, you dick. Again. I nailed it. Nailed it again. I'm the best pinball player of all time.
87:17
Where are those shots from? They look familiar, as with most of the games. They take a little from here and there. I don't know, though.
87:35
Where does it want me to shoot? Up the ramp, okay. So it looks like an upper left flipper shot. We can do this.
87:45
Yeah, that's got to happen from the upper left flipper. So we gotta figure out how to feed that flipper.
87:50
Yeah, paranormal activity is essentially a bonsai run, which is awesome. Well, sharks. We missed it.
88:01
Oh, it has like a... Like a diverter, furba-type thing up top. Don't talk to me like that, girl. Tesla has a bit of a Twilight Zone feel. Okay.
88:21
Yeah, I could see that. Boom. God, they're so... Like, the flippers are like... They half flip, so it's a little crazy.
88:31
Alright, we'll beat the crap out of that thing until it opens. Then you put the ball in the hole. Let's do biology.
88:42
Wall, save the frog, wall. Yo, she... That kid bossy. Is that supposed to be little, uh... Drew Barrymore?
88:54
Little baby Drew? Nailed it. The breaking stuff sounds pretty hilarious, too. Gertie. Her name actually was Gertie in that, wasn't it?
89:14
For what? Wait, what happened? Did I miss something? Oh, wait, there's a frog. There's a frog on the playfield.
89:34
Oh, there was. Oh, I see. You gotta break those. I'm a frickin' ding-dong. You good at this. Man. Digital pinball, you know what I'm saying?
89:52
Whoa. I'm sorry. Yo, game malfunction. Game malfunction. Two ball, multi ball. Game malfunction. Alright, we gotta get the frickin' mode pod open.
90:12
Good. Gravy that ball save. is forever. Okay. This is... For the money!
90:25
I got jebaited by the little notification. Nice. I gotta stop looking at those. But I wanna know who I'm beating.
90:42
Get it! Oh, God, yeah. so there is a scoop on the far left yo bro code up that I cannot freakin hit Oh, God. These little half-lips are going to cause me some great turmoil. Slamp? Phone part. Oh, nice. So I can call, I can call, uh, the alien porn line. Yeah, there's no shooting that, dude. What are you, kidding me? Oh my god, oh my god. Oh, get up the ramp! Shake. Yo, rake. I just jiggled the controller to shake the game. I'm turning into my mom. Alright. So we finished, we actually finished biology, which is good. So, let's try contacting him, because that was hard. You know what? The DMD animation
92:00
glitch? No, what's fine with me. Whoa, what? I mean, I don't know, I don't know what you want from me here. Oh, now I do.
92:22
So, did I just kill those police, or how does this work? Am I trying to kill the cops? Okay, we don't want to touch the cops. Got it.
92:39
Oops. It seemed pretty straightforward, but when it didn't kick me out right away, I got confused. Avoid the police, always.
92:52
I'm surprised Reese's didn't want to get in on this, you know? Like, when's the last time Reese's was pertinent? They don't make... I guess they still make commercials. I take that back.
93:07
Because now they've got those peanut butter cups with the Reese's inside. Oh, it's stupid good. It's a little sweet with a flower.
93:16
Get in the frickin' green thing, dude. God damn. I'll never get in there. The shot is imposter balls.
93:28
Then he comes and comes back. Yeah. True. That's why I said, never mind. Oh. Okay. Well. Now I know. You could shake it in there. We don't watch TV anymore.
93:48
Alright, the middle ramp's turning into something. You see that? how all the colors are lit up, fam.
94:01
Okay, something... Oh, got it. Alright. To enter the cornfield. Got it. So, let's do Halloween. We're looking for whatever mode might be easiest here.
94:21
Yeah, let's go break into another house. Internet, remember when we broke into a house last night? On stream? Just kidding.
94:30
Twitch staff, if you're watching, I'm just kidding. It was an office building. Bossy grill instructor. Yeah. She's telling us what to do. So did we... No, we didn't beat this guy.
94:51
Can you adjust the cop lanes up there? No, you cannot. It's on the internet. It's forever. That's okay. It's also in the security cans of the building.
95:09
Damn it. These shots. So that's the end of that, huh? I cannot make some of these shots, so I'm going to have to slow this down here a little bit. Shit. Okay, good ball one, good ball one. 1.2. You've beaten Rudy's score, keep going. Well, I'm sure Rudy's just getting started. That dude's a boss at some of these games. Alright, so we completed the top lanes. Um... Hit phone part to collect. Holy shards. That was a quick one. Wait, what does it want me to shoot? I have... Oh, really? The video modes in Atari 2600. That would be hilarious if that was true. They got the rights to Atari 2600's terrible E.T. game. Okay, hit. Okay, avoid flashlights. Got it.
96:43
But what if I don't? But what if I don't do that? What if chat wasn't joking? I don't know. It's hard to trust the chat sometimes, guys.
96:58
Whoa, lit flippers? I know, I want that IRL, man. Okay, we gotta get the frickin' turds. Oh my god, shed multiball.
97:12
Wait. Why'd that ball just turn into a floating turd? Guys, get that turd. I can't hit it. Oh my god.
97:31
What do you do with it? Hit fruit. Hit fruit? At the fruit... what? At the fruit lane? Is that what it said? Oh, it's rotten fruit!
97:52
Ehhh. Because he heals shit. I get it. Well, the mode timed out. Right kickback activated. Excellante. Spanish for excellent. I can't believe I just drained. Oh my lord. I'm starting to wonder if you can actually lose a ball in this game. I did that just for you, buddy. Hello. Hey everybody, I'm E.T.
98:30
You healed the flower. Come on, help me. Alright, farewell it is. Hot belly, I'm terrible at pinball. Wait, wait.
98:41
So what is, where's the fruit lane? Where's the fruit lane? There's apparently a lane for fruit. you better drain
99:05
always see it is it the that right ramp think it is sink it is here we go big money no Frick, it moved.
99:27
It moved again! What? Did that just grab... Whatever. What the hell just happened there? I'll take that again, please.
99:57
Does E.T. have telekinesis? Someone cleanse this. Where'd that fruit? Dude, this fruit ball is driving me nuts. Oh, wait, I see it.
100:16
I see it, I see it. It's the spinner. Yeah, right there. Come on. I just figured out where it was. Read as I drink.
100:34
Enter your initials. Dead flip. It's just a little strange that you have to type it in. I'm level 9! 313 in the world.
100:55
And just behind SSF and way behind my boy Vu. And way behind my boy Vu. Boop. I guess the upgrades are the same on every table. That's fine.
101:15
So let's... Yo. Look at that little gold thing there. Mmm. So let's try to give Jaws a fair run, because I feel like we didn't actually play it. Do I have any more energy drink? Oh, this thing is full.
101:31
Always be flippin', Internet. Center ramp seems pretty punching. Now this game was being a dick to us.
101:40
So I got an idea. We're going ball save, pop bumpers. Wait, no. Pop bumpers sucked. We're going ball save. Wait, what's this? Provides 20% skill shot score bonus.
101:54
Energy drink from when you need energy. Okay, so I'm 1,030 in the world. Can I get a shout out? For number 1,000, baby. Okay, so this might get a little chunky. hopefully we can figure it out.
102:20
Actually, the computer's treating this pretty well. It's just a touch hiccup-y. Just a scooch. Thank you for shouting out 1,000.
102:33
That's a Twitch channel. Alright, um... Skill shot, moving shark. Okay. We frickin' nailed it. First try. Okay, so let's analyze the playfield here. What the hell do we need to shoot?
102:49
You folks keep an eye out. So that said, three shots to do what in the butt now? There's a lot of lights flashing on this game. Holy mother.
103:03
Now it says lock the ball, but here's the deal. I've shot that a couple times, and it don't go in. What does that do?
103:18
1,000 is a streamer? I'm going to restart this, because I got an idea. Can we... I'm going to use this to look real quick, so... Maybe locking the ball, you have to come in from the side? On that shark tank? Up there? Do you think?
103:37
I missed. I'm the worst. There goes a million points. Oh, that was close. Flip, flip, flip, flip. Flip, flip, flip.
103:50
Oh, God. And now my flippers are weak. Because I didn't get the skill shot. You do hit the front? Okay. Lock the ball.
104:04
But it says... It says lock the ball, but only the side is open. I don't know, man. I guess I believe you, I just... don't believe you, you know?
104:20
This is on mobile, though? Physics might be different? I'm not on mobile. Okay, here we go, we're gonna get this skill shot ready. Swim.
104:33
Shark. Oh, God, we need to backflip. Okay. Backflip. No, but... Big money, no whammies. Holy sharks. Holy sharks?
104:48
This is it! Get it! In the... No, please! Oh, here it is. Pamp... Pampers. Internet, should I get sponsored by Pampers?
105:02
The only diapers for streamers. Treat yourself. Pamper yourself. Pampers. That was a fun shot. You don't really find it... Oh, that's kind of sketch. The ball comes out from the left side. What did you change? Looks better now? I think we just have the card humming now. You know what I'm saying? Like, we woke the card up.
105:32
Because we don't really use it. Maybe I should go alone. Camera moves are a little sketchy, though. Where's that Mountain Dew and Doritos bunch of shit? You see that when the camera moves? It's like, ugh. Alright, here we go. When the shark is right.
105:51
Pimp. Get sucked on, dude. Man, I suck at this frickin' Jaws game. Money in the cage, dude. What? Gar.
106:10
Okay, it says lock the... Ooh, there's a little saucer right there. That's cool. Let's do shipwreck.
106:19
Better get rid of my ball... My abality. Oh my god, please... Yes. Keep hitting it. It's the only thing that's lit. Oh, no. This is lit.
106:34
The... What is it? That. The dock. Get that dock. I love this so much. This is so absurd. Oh my god.
106:52
You excrement. I mean... Why aren't the slingshots firing? Because that'd be even worse. True. True dat. True dat player. True player for real. Don't go out that way.
107:17
You hate this? Oh, the rocking? The only thing I don't like about the rocking is it screws up your view.
107:28
Yeah, luckily it has ball save. True dat. So what is this meter down by my flipper? You see the blue meter?
107:40
Man, I'm doing my best here to shoot that frickin' thing. That. Okay, that's putting the barrels on. That was a tough shot, dude.
107:57
The moving cable is great. I think it's a new gimmick. As long as it has ball state, you know, because you can't aim, obviously. Okay, here we go. big mouth Rick thanks dad he's my dad by the way I don't know if he's played this game before but he's my dad I would love a multi-ball
108:37
where how it's not possible Look at this crap I can hit this thing all day My dad works at Newton Cool Not mine My dad is a An old professional fisherman This Yo this cage ain't open dude like what the hell do you want from me dude like get in there dude my dad is a Nintendo Oh, my mom's a Nintendo. My dad was an NES game. That's where I came from. My dad made this game in the Jaws movie. And he's a billionaire.
109:45
And he's a billionaire. So that was a terrible score. We didn't even get multi-ball, dude. Like, I can't figure this out.
109:55
Hmm. There is a table guide. Yeah, I'll take them. I think I'm dizzy from sucking so hard. My uncle owns Nintendo.
110:17
Okay, we got this. Someone tell me what to frickin' shoot here, because I want to take a look at the...
110:29
The Nintendo USA headquarters are about a block from you? Dude, that's dope. Hell yeah, man. Daylight's wasted. I missed. Just kidding. I've never been so good in my life at hitting stuff. Okay, first off, the ramp back there looks like it wants my attention. So we're going to go for that.
110:54
Not that ramp. Actually, everything's sort of lit. Fam. Okay, that sucked. I'm just not finding these shots is what's happening.
111:11
Okay, it wants a ball. But it wants it in the side. My mom's cousin's dog knew... Okay, guys. My mom's cousin's dog... Dude, your mom had a cousin's dog also?
111:29
My dog was my cousin. Wait, what? Triggered. Okay. I don't need no skill shot. I just want to figure out how to get an effing mode going. Like, what is that radar thing doing? You know, like, I'm really not getting a vibe off of anything at this table.
112:09
I am Spartacus. If you folks know what I should be shooting, please tell me. Because I'm trying to figure it out.
112:19
I'm probably just being an idiot and not reading the table. There's something over there that says shoot. Watch the tutorial... I ain't watching shit.
112:30
I'm gonna wash the tutorial. From your eyeballs. Okay, we got it. Okay. Is there a table guide? Okay, great. Beach duty.
112:47
Night sailing. The chase. Why fate. Quint wizard. Jaws main modes. The game modes can be started by spelling Jaws. Got it. Okay.
113:03
So we gotta spell Jaws. Easy enough. Remember that. Crusher, Jaws Wizard, Bait Multiball. Here you go.
113:16
All the wannabe shark hunters are out there to collect trophies. Prove them that you're the best for the job. There are random sightings of sharks which will be... Okay, so you just gotta hit sharks. Cage multi-ball. Shoot the anti-shark cage multiple times to get it open. Once exposed, you'll have a limited time to lock the ball in the cage. Three successful locks. Okay. I mean, I feel like I was shooting it, but it wasn't doing anything.
113:43
Good to know. One second. Someone just whispered me a link that covered up my chat. Okay. Here we go. Hold the can button.
114:02
Stop. Get sharked, idiot. I mean, I did get lucky. Okay. So we're gonna... I got an idea. Alright, here's the thing.
114:18
We're just gonna backhand this. Pinball Wiz, I don't think my computer can handle it tonight, man. I'm going to have to figure out how to optimize this.
114:32
So, just keep doing your homework. Okay, we're just going to backhand the crap... out of the lock. Damn it.
114:47
Like this. The secret skill shot? I mean, I know where a skill shot is, and she's shooting the shark.
114:56
Okay, that was not what I wanted. Okay, J-A-W. Okay, we got J-S. This should be opening up fairly soon.
115:17
Whoa, where did that go? Holy shmoly. Okay, so this is timed. So, we gotta get the ball in there. Now.
115:30
John, now. You... Oh my god. There's shooting the shark, then you get a double skill shot if you hit the shark in the back after going around the boat. Oh, Jesus.
115:49
So that times out pretty quick. So you think there's another secret one. Okay. Let's try shooting... Oh, I see what you're saying. You got an idea. So like this. But you gotta go around the boat is what you're saying. So we spelled Jaws. Now modes should be lit. So let's just shoot like a ramp or something. Oh no, we still haven't gotten a J. We still need a J. Alright, that's Belljoys.
116:31
Dude, that feed is so dirty. It's so dirty. We're going to make this happen. Watch this. That's it. We nailed it. just before he comes around, double skill shot. That was some huge cash.
116:57
That's some huge cash. Now, we spelled Jaws and it didn't start. And shot a ramp and it didn't start a mode. Okay, here we go. This is how you start modes. I'm an idiot.
117:12
It's two minutes. Yo, toned... I was reading chat. Con la costa. Thank you for the hosta.
117:25
We're gonna figure this damn game out so that you guys don't have to. I wish I was a pinball wizard. Me too, man. Me too.
117:35
Right now I'm a pinball frickin' muggle. Can it, like... Oh my god, I leveled up. Watch this. Shit, I got it.
117:56
You're a wall... I'm the half-blood prince, dude. I'm the half-blood pinball prince. So stupid. I can't be a pinball wizard. I'm just danger. Well, just danger.
118:19
Yeah, dude, this table's difficult. It really is. I kind of like it, though. Boom. Double skill-y. Just call me Tom Skill-y.
118:38
Alright, we're going to get this back. I just want to lock up a ball to know that it's working, you know? Because I don't think it is. The sharks swally a hole. Okay. Give me the motherfucking... There's a kickback? Wait, how does the left kickback work? I think you light it by hitting combo shots? What the hell was that? That was like a triple... That was a tripler. I have a feeling like we're going to figure out one thing on this game and it's going to open the whole freaking game up for us. Knowledge is king here, kids. And the fact that that lock shot is backhandable, if it freaking works, is huge. He's near. He uses his nair on his fins. Keep it, keep it, keep it smooth. It was nair. It's fucking a nair.
120:13
Okay, we are... Can you just open up and do it? Right there. Fuck. Everything be quiet, Right there. Fuck. Everyone be quiet.
120:25
Dad's angry. Everyone be quiet. Goddammit. But he wants me to go in the... The butthole! No! When left kickback is lit, you have to press launch. Wait, really? Oh my god, so you have to trigger it.
120:50
Nice shot! Stupid shark, you got in the way. We're never going to get multi-ball in this game. When you look into their eyes, it's like they're not even living. Sharks are lifeless. Aw, poor... wait. What just happened there? Did the ball roll off my flipper and then somehow come back to life? I was reading as the chat, uh...
121:18
I love his little disgruntled grumbling. Reminds me of, uh, Mr. Krabs from Spoonjboob. Spongabob. That left out lane is actually way more dangerous than it looks.
121:45
Please. Okay, we're good, we're good. We got this. It's go in time. Oh, that's it. It doesn't work. See? Now, see? Yo. That should have gone in there. Right? It made the case hitting noise. Alright. It's just really tight.
122:22
It's just a tight butthole of a shot. Yeah, I'm here for the numbers, man. I'm here for the game. Freaking... Have we even played?
122:42
I don't know, man. I don't think... I think we're going to go play a different game. Wait, I want my experience first.
122:51
Give me my experience first. Single player results. Okay. So, good. It looks like most of the game's carried over, which is great. Holy crap, I've got everything.
123:20
This FoxNet Games. I think this is screwed up because they're down here and it makes you skip over them.
123:27
Valve is on their own. That's kind of cool. I think I'm going to try doing all the Jaws modes first. Seems easier to light the rollovers first. Okay. Welcome aboard, Tex. Yo, Destalit, for two years in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. Two effing years, man. Hey, Ted, it's good to see you made it back alive last night. Dude, ACOMP last night was freaking lit.
124:02
I stayed at that bar and played pinball. I just drank more drinks and had a good time. Yo, Daz, thanks for the host, my man Destulate, your god Um So A show What should we play? What do you guys want to see? Let me know I'm going to take a long drag of this Monster Energy Drink TM And you let me know what game you want to play Mmm Just sub points alone Sub points alone because subs versus sub points is a whole different back-end thing for Twitch streamers. We are 60 points away from our next emote. 60, 60 points.
124:51
So every regular sub is one point, and then every tier two, I think, is like three, and then tier threes are like seven or ten. I can't remember how that works. Alright, so we got Han Solo, Fear Itself, Doom. We got two for Fear Itself. Oh. Okay let play Fear Itself Or Bob Burgers No scores found
125:28
Pax, how you doing, man? Theater of Magic. Adam's Family. Oh. This, you know what, I will say, this is one of the prettier games. Hi, Dildo. What's up, snowboarder? Rude. Nobody in the world has played this yet Since Pinball FX3 came out So, hey We're doing it We're breaking records here, folks Remember NASCAR? Check this shit out Right there Is that too much? Damn, that's too much
126:07
Kill the orb with vodka I'm pretty sure that's what this is Kill the serpent, kill the orb with vodka. Oh my god, that kick out. Oh my god, please.
126:18
How the hell did we backhand that, didn't we? That was amazing. Is my phone ringing? Who's, are one of you calling me? I swear to god. We're done.
126:28
We're freaking done, boys. Alright, we added a chain. To a thing. I need to read the DMDs more closely on these games. Your filter was on friends again. Oh, that's fine. Well, yeah, I mean friends, man.
126:48
I don't give a shit what other people in the world are doing. I just want to make sure I'm beating the crap out of my friends.
126:54
Right? Right? How many chains am I having? Yeah, we're almost there. One more to light lock. There it is. Lock is lit. Bam. Oh, you go up there. Okay, so... Is that not a lock?
127:17
Boom. Lock number one. I've always preferred Pimble Arcade to Zen, but glad Zen keeps improving. Tango, here's the thing. I also preferred TPA over Zen, but I never really gave Zen a chance because I didn't want to believe that magical, mystical pinball machines would be fun. But dude,
127:39
I mean, this shit's fun. Oh god, what have I done? This is the shittiest foot. I mean, if you're going to play digital pinball, why not let it take full advantage of digital pinball, you know? Let the ball turn into frickin' bugs and magical stuff. The magical stuff.
128:06
Yeah, The Walking Dead's pretty fun too. Snoop. Oh, shit. So multiball's just spamming the crap out of that middle shot right there. Yeah, it is. Yo, AJ, what's up, sexy?
128:21
AJ, aren't you working on a pinball machine? Was it you working on the Muppets? Or was that... was that my mom?
128:36
What the... Oh my god, get off the playfield you idiot. It's holding my back! Dude, this thing... it can't affect... it can't affect it? Advanced Exoslip. What is it asking me to do? Oh, I can't shoot it. I have no idea what's happening right now.
129:22
Cleared with that ass. Clear. Yo, space station. Oh, got it. Gotta get it. Alright, we're gonna figure this out. Where is it? Full plunge?
129:33
Full plunge is not the answer. Dude, we're getting mystery awards like we're freaking paid, you know?
129:46
Double combo. Super combo. How about a duper combo? Duper? Nobody? No dupers? You got magma save as well? Wait, on this game you have magma save? God damn it. I gotta figure this freaking game out. Yo, Boltz. Gotta go enjoy your stream. We'll be back, dude. Boltz, thank you for the biddies, dude. I love you, man. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some hearts up in chat for Boltz? Thank you for the support, dude. Seriously. You do business. You play real pinball, too, on the stream, just so you know. Just so you know. But last night and today wouldn't prove that point. You would just think that I walk around the streets of Chicago getting drunk and then playing video games. Okay. Yes. Okay, so that's lock number two. All right, one more. One more thing. Let's go. Bouchacala. Wait, it didn't take, it didn't take my ball.
130:58
You didn't, you didn't, Magna save. I heard it, I heard it that time. Damn, that kicks That's so freakin' fast, dude, that you don't have really time to react.
131:15
Okay, that, I didn't understand what happened. Oh, let's fight. Red with the hundred booties. Thank you, sexy.
131:25
Thanks for them booties. Alright, turn over the spinning target with a direct hit. Got it. Like that.
131:39
Got it. so good at this game. Am I doing this right? I'm shooting the shit out of this thing. Now hit the other side quick. Oh, I see, I see, I see. Alright. By quick, you mean eventually, right? As I aim for it, I can't hit anything. Okay, so Skern, your name is Skern, right?
132:17
Why is it not taking any more ball locks? Do I have to, like, light lock somehow? Didn't it? Okay, we're gonna rough this chick's roughage up, dude.
132:32
Be a priest! Oh, God. Nailed it. Pro streamer. Okay. Okay, here we go. Yeah, did you see that tricky dick?
132:57
Two million. How many more effing hits do you want, dude? Is this the NASCAR table? It sure is. I mean, why not? Does anyone here watch NASCAR? I tried to give it an actual go and just import the shards out of me, man.
133:22
I couldn't make it happen. Tried to give the old Indy 500 a try. My brain wouldn't let me do it. This is it.
133:35
The mode is over. I mean, we made some money there. You suck at shit! We're okay. Game over already. I don't like that I have to keep typing in my name all the time. But it is pretty funny that I get to put first.
134:09
Wait. What? Now you get to put upgrades. Upgrades. Indy and NASCAR are two different things. So the Indianapolis 500 and NASCAR are two different events, is what you're saying. Okay.
134:32
Um, what else is... Like, what didn't we show last time? Um, is... Is the Women of Power... Are these two games good? Like, Champions? Is this a good table?
134:47
They still aren't doing that. You know what? I recommended they do something. right you see where it says challenges put a video up
135:05
let me see the table you know I'm saying okay no one's played this either first What? What is happening? She's a superhero worried about a coffee shop Now this is pinball Adam, what's up dude?
136:00
What the F is happening in this game? Okay, let's figure it out Is this a cracker 2.0? Sure is Alright, let's get to the right view Shoot it to this hole or hit that ramp Dude. Internet. Pinball has way too many innuendos. Like, way too many. Folks, can I get a cast for command for Adam, please? Awesome freakin' streamer. Baller freakin' DM. Baller DM. You need to go follow this. You need to go follow this immediately. Oh, God. Okay, so, I think I just heard a Flintstones noise. So, are we taking this game seriously? What are the towns on this game? Love you, bub. Adam, sorry we didn't get a chance to hang out when I was in Vancouver, dude. Like, when I texted you, hey, I'm ready, like, right now, that was seriously the only moment I had for you. But, soon, my friend. TwitchCon's also right around the corner, so, if you're going, we'll party. Snoop. So, was that supposed to be Squirrel Girl that was talking? Oh man. I gotta say, these shots are in the sweet spot though. Never
137:42
mind. Never effing mind. I want to shoot that cup of coffee off that table over there. Yeah! Was that Squirrel? Yes. Oh yeah, that's her on the bottom right. Who else is on this table here. Hold on, I want to trap up here real quick. Dude, the comic on the left paw bumper is hilarious. I was literally just trying to zoom in. Yeah, ding dong. So who are we looking at here? That looks like Gwen, Spider Gwen there in the top left. Squirrel Girl, bottom right, Miss Marvel. Who the heck is that chick on the just above Squirrel Girl?
138:46
I have no idea who that is. Actually, I don't know who the rest of those women are. But Looks like some of them might be Inhumans, maybe?
138:59
I don't know. Bombshell. Oh, Hawkeye. Oh! Okay. Sister Grimm. American Chavez? America Chavez. Bombshell's reunited. Bombshell. So is Bombshell like Cannonball? Or what's his face?
139:27
That's kind of cool. Alright, gotta fix my view. Oh my god. Scenery on Granville Street is amazing.
139:40
Oh, and Vancouver? Dude, Vancouver is... Cuckoo. Yo, Adam, did you see that I wandered into a place called Movie Land Arcade? What the heck is that place's deal, man? Just old 70s projectors displaying pornography through tiny gross wooden slats for 25 cents.
140:08
But they had pinball machines, you know, so... Kip him up. Guys, I'm not really sold on this game. Yeah, I'm not really. I'm not really sold on this game.
140:23
Cabinet support. Collection. M-m-m-my collection. Um. V12. Epic Quest was a lot of fun. God, I kind of want to play... I'm going to play Back to the Future again, but I put up such a big score, now I don't want to do that.
140:48
I've got to wait until someone beats me. Someone said Boba Fett was good. Are these newer Star Wars games any good?
141:01
The Border Patrol jail cells are really nice in Vancouver. Yikes. Dang, you bought a... Dude, Crystal Jaws is so effing hard. Dude, I don't understand why it's so hard. What's up, pterodactyl balls?
141:16
How you freaking doing, buddy? Can you... Can you guys hear me? I feel like I can't hear myself. Usually I can hear myself.
141:26
Twitch beta made my chat really small. Me too. Public cinema house restaurant. Yep. You want to see... Okay. Because Crystal's freaking here. Jesus.
141:38
Freaking baby. My freaking baby sister. Okay. Um, I feel like we were hitting the pop bumpers a lot. But we want that ball save. Okay.
141:54
Okay, we're going to make this work. We're going to make this happen. Small chat on a 50-inch TV is hard, I'm sure.
142:05
Dude, I feel like... My graphics card has really just went... Okay. We're gonna play a little bit. Yeah, the stream last night was stupid, dude. Everyone, thank you for hanging out last night. That was nuts.
142:22
Okay, we're gonna spell Jaws. I'm a freaking pinball god. Alright, we spelled Jaws. Now we gotta get it into the Jaws hole.
142:35
Which is probably not gonna be easy now. Never mind. We'll start at the top. Menace. Swim beneath. Swim along the beach. Tourists are scared. Okay.
142:55
Dude. That left outling is just freaking hungry. Look at this. It wants to be in that left out lane all day. Okay, so we gotta shoot over here. So, okay, we're starting to get the hang of this, I feel. Backflip? Nope. It would be great if they made a real Jaws table, huh? Oh, you sack of turds.
143:38
I trusted you. Swift! Oh, God, please. I trusted you. Get in the... There it is. So we gotta shoot that right ramp. We're actually doing... We're doing work on this mode. There it is.
143:58
Oh, God, the game started there for a second. It scared the shit... God. Darn it. The game hiccup there for a second, it scared me.
144:11
Total bonus. Okay. Alright, here we go. That poor defenseless shark. The pop buoys are brilliant. I... what?
144:33
I'm sorry? Well, what just happened there? Number one, it wasted my freaking kickback. And I had a ball save. That's not very nice. Hey, watch it.
144:47
There's one. Hit it. Tricky turds, man. Tricky turds. Come on, Chief. It ain't that hard. Okay, get. Here we go. Sneak.
145:02
Well, Chief, I have to say I'm impressed. I'm so pissed. Yeah, the ball walk is inside of the shark cage, but man, if it isn't the tightest freaking shot, they need to loosen that up a little bit, because it is gnarly tight.
145:22
Gnarly. It's too tight. Boom. Now, what am I looking at here with the health meters or something? Above the flippers, are you seeing those? there's the blue one on the left just look with her in the yellow one on the right judge what what do you what do you suppose are we're gonna need a bigger boat hard fart yeah let me you're gonna let me do this you know we should do right is this okay ramp freaking boat flipper something really not a lot going on I'm in this gives tough Spin him a job. Okay.
146:11
You have leveled up. Guys, my pinball wizardry skills have leveled up. Okay, nailed it. Wolverine table, best of all time. Yeah, right.
146:27
You really think so, Chad? Isn't that a... Isn't that a meme? Like, the Deadpool table even makes fun of how bad that game is.
146:41
Maybe I'm thinking of a wrong game. Um... Yeah, which table is it that Deadpool makes fun of? Because it actually was kind of just whatever. Whoa, wait, there's a side ramp there? No, I think we just Borked the code there for a second Wolverine's badass, my man The table, or the character? I understand that Wolverine himself is badass It's better, oh, Iron Man is the Crappy table, maybe I can't remember. Oh!
147:30
Yeah, buoy pops are hilarious. When are we going to get pop bumpers with actual bells on them? Okay, we got this. We got this. We're going for multiball. Our roomie just got PS4. Should ask Santa for pin... You still get to ask Santa for things, you lucky SOB. Santa's stuff showing up in my place a long time ago.
148:00
Wait. Oh, there's modes based on shots, and then there's modes that you can start. Oh, I like it. You, you, you, you.
148:17
Yes, the answer rules. Yep. I'm claustrophobic. Did you guys ever see that from frickin'... SpongeBob? He's claustrophobic, which means he's afraid of Santa Claus. Okay, so... You gotta be kidding me. Dude, go in the frickin' cage. My life. This is my life here. The cage is wide open. Oh my g- Nailed it. Best pinball player, you. I mean, NA. You suck, bud.
149:12
Oh, you... Really? Yeah, now that I have a child, I can be Santa. It's going to be dope. Like, Santa's too... too skinny. But I'll make sure I do a lot of drinking before Christmas.
149:35
What? Failed? What the... What did it want me to do? I'm sorry. I don't know what you wanted me to do.
149:53
Get in there. Yeah, open. You open up. You open. Oh my... See? Like that shot right there. That shot should have gone right in the freaking biscuit, dude.
150:12
Santa's got beefed up. Santa's too tall walking around the house filthy at night. Does Santa have, like, a Mario Brothers type brother outside of Krampus? Like, someone that's super skinny? Maybe it'll just be Krampus for Christmas.
150:31
I literally can't make this table do anything. I think... Oh my god. Wait a second. Do you see that sign just above that left flipper there? Do you see that? The yellow caution sign? Watch that sign. You could shoot under the flipper.
151:08
Just kidding. Okay. Was he just making the Jaws song in the tune of Sling Blade? so what's this I aim for the bait where's the bait he's just pure muscle so is the bait in there no the bait is the crate the crate is the bait bash the crete. Oh my god.
152:00
The beast is pure muscle. Ten shots? Gee. Pinball effects. Zen, what are you expecting of me here, bud? You can nudge on this table for sure, it just requires There's the arcade stick.
152:25
How much time do I have? Oh, I got like an hour. Look at him go. Did we... We completed a mode! Yeah, I'm playing with a PlayStation controller.
152:42
Dude! I, uh, completed a mode. Nailed it. Get Jaws down, buddy. Hey, read the DMD next time, right? Such an idiot.
152:59
Get up there! Okay, so how do you start these shotty modes? I guess you just gotta hit the blue fish. So we need to shoot the left orbit.
153:19
Is pinball effects a thing? I found these tables at a design pinball. Yeah, it's rock. It just came out yesterday.
153:28
Shark there, a yard, there's another shark. Oh my god. Please, please. Oh, there's a kickback. I'm a stupid. Yeah, pinball effects too.
153:49
Oh, come on. Give me... Yes. Who did... Let's put a fish-sitting shark there. He's scaring off the tunas.
154:17
Zen pinball 3. I don't know, because they had a pinball effects too you know, they're just rolling with the punches we're gonna need a bigger boat there it is, they saved it for the end of the game what are the other new tables? they have a back to the future one that I just absolutely dominated and then they have an ET one
154:44
I freaking suck at this game the Jaws one I mean Let's look at it. And you want to know what's great is we got that massive high score on Back to the Future with zero mods.
155:00
Zero. Because you can add mods now. I did not click that. Ding dong. Okay One ball challenge I'm pretty sure I own the one ball challenge I don't understand Oh you gotta play a certain mode Or a certain way Yeah, I'm playing on PC.
155:46
Um, what? Are you telling me I didn't get these? Tell me I don't have any. Oh my god. I still get to pinball. Oh.
156:01
Level 6. 60% more bonus. Dude. Good. So, I'm going to have to see why my computer is being a dildo, and then we can do some head-to-head battles soon. Very soon.
156:22
I'm going to play the portal game again. It was Spanish. Baby Rage. This one's so good. Ugh. Oh, I never noticed the multipliers there in the bottom left.
156:45
How many does? It's universal, man. The E.T. game actually wasn't that bad. Oh, crap, this is the wrong view. I forget what to shoot for on this one so you get that shoot this thing must be low hanging fruit, you think so? I would imagine ET is a pretty expensive license anything by Universal has got to be pretty pricey I don't know I think ET they're just branching out, trying new things Alright, there's an upper playfield that I need to start using.
157:41
Tourids. Check this out. I'm gonna win. Give me the ball. Believe it or not, I'm flipping my ball. I never thought I could flip so free.
157:59
You may want to try it more, Miss Torrance. But I don't... How are they shooting me? Are they shooting me?
158:10
Oh, dude, I'm a player. True player, for real. Oh! What does it want me to do? Lit lanes. Right? Is it lit lanes? Oh my god, I spark a pinball, dude.
158:34
Okay. Guys, should we do a cooking stream tonight? I'm hungry. I love the upper playfield, sort of no fear-esque loop-a-dee-doo. but they put a twist on it and instead of going around in a circle it goes around into another loop which is pretty cool.
159:04
Cooking with Jack. You don't want to see I'm really good at cooking omelets. Yas, girl, ya. God help you.
159:18
Okay, here it comes. Here comes the highest score anyone's ever put on this machine. Oh my god, so good.
159:26
Oh, I see, the lanes are actually, the letters are changing. Okay, we need one more letter. So we'll force that letter by shooting up a ramp. Shantzine seems dangerous.
159:53
Oh, shit. I mean, poop. Get up! Get up off of that thing. Whoa, rude. This isn't that hard. What a dick.
160:16
What a dick. Fucking son of a... Yeah, we did it. Wait, was that what we had to do? Wait, it said lanes.
160:32
Yeah, Chad, I'm excited to see what Zen's got coming out next. It literally said lanes. Did it not? I'm confused.
160:45
How's this table? I wasn't impressed with it playing limited free. I haven't bought it yet. It's fun, man. I'm just trying to figure it out. I love it. I love that it's shit-talking you, too, while you're playing. How can you fail at this? It isn't even a test. Alright, right halfway. I'm a dick. So halfway is the first platform. Got it. Can do. I'm the best.
161:22
Okay, there is a flipper up there that I'm forgetting to use. Resub, guess I'll buy it. Yeah! Alright. Sorry, I had to burp. Okay. Nailed it.
161:40
Let's go Peabody. Alright, I think our lock is looking... Oh god, it goes up there so quick. Man, we should play this game.
161:53
I mean, Portal. Again. What a freaking awesome game this is. Does everything feed to that freaking flipper up there? Looks like it.
162:06
Reminds me of Xbox. Alright, where'd you go? Okay. I forgot to use the flipper again. You're a pleasant... Pleasant pinball player. Alright, get in the hole, baby. Get in the... Nope.
162:30
Poopies. Oh, damn. That full plunge just goes right into the... Right in the business there. I got a... I got a, um...
162:47
Gotta figure out why I stuck it this case. Alright, so we got a laser beam shooting something. Did that fix it? No. Now, something turns these lasers. Advanced portal training, wet man's deck. I love lower playfields, I love lower playfields. Snoop. Where are you? where are you
163:36
so I got to get these in order or something I I'm training a lot Oh, please. Oh, you... Turtle. Rat man flipping.
163:56
This laser on the playfield is triggering me because I can't figure out what to do with it. Nice taunt. Oh, man. We lit that in... Mickey time.
164:15
Okay, laser's gone. Bumper score reached level 2. I love the leveling up stuff, guys. I don't know what you're thinking about that, but I think it's pretty cool.
164:26
It's just another added, like, fantasy element to an already pretty rad fantasy type game. Cool. Yeah, we're going back in the Lord's Lake field.
164:41
Because, um... Okay. Oh, it gives you an order. Okay, so we need the milk. Okay. I didn't... I wasn't paying attention to that. Now we need the coffee cup.
164:57
Now we need the jug. And now we need... Shit, we almost had it. Oh, give me the, no. You butthole. We almost finished it.
165:26
You know what streams I miss doing, Internet? Design streams. Making our own freaking pinball machines. Do you miss those? I miss those. That software we were using has to have some cool upgrades by now. I feel like we haven't done one of those in a year, maybe. a year. Um, deadlift. Boop.
165:53
Yeah, design streams were frickin' lit, dude. Oh, great, Remalot. See, there was zero people playing this and now I'm dead. I'm just working on Cabaret. Oh, I mean... We just gotta come up with a look for it, dude. That game's ready to be put back together. Same thing with T2. I just need... I need bulbs. I need... You know what's stopping me from putting Terminator 2 back together and playing it? I think 14 bulbs.
166:24
14 freaking bulbs. That is it. Wait, what is this? What is this? Oh, it's just news. 14 effing bulbs, dude. Fall out is okay. I like the pizza shop idea, man. Did you guys like that idea? You know what? We're, here's the thing. I think we're done streaming for tonight, um, but I want to pull open that pizza thing really quick and get your opinion on, I just want to see where we were at. Alright, let's exit.