Okay. Okay. I think we're live. It begins. Okay. Okay. Aww yeah! Yo, we got some new graphics! I animated the uh, frickin' splash screen there really quick. Make me what I need More than you need Let me do My very own Metallica It's a Metallica game All these records Of me, you're my friend You're like a bird in my hand I'm very young I know, I know I know what you want to say I feel my heart is knocking on wood I can't believe you can't hear me say It's gone and it's all you've prayed I know, I know It's gone and it's all you've prayed I know, I know What is up, Internet? How the hell are you? Tuesday? It's frickin' Tuesday already. Wait. Yeah, excuse me. Okay. It took a couple of repeats before I noticed the gameplay wasn't live. There you go. Demented. Not set a stone yet, but I may have a hint to donate to the show for a restore. What do you mean for a restore? You mean you want us to fix it? Enjoying a nice champagne of beers. The highlight. Living it, currently. If I come, take it off my hands, please. Uncle Carmy, what's up, buddy? Master! Master! Let's get a slow song so I can say hi to everyone. Where's that, like, Spanish guitar-sounding song? Should have green beers today. I completely agree, man. I spaced so hard on that. Good evening, Pinheads, and welcome back to Day 2 on Deadflip Pinball of Metallica. I said that weird. Let's try that again. Good evening, Pinheads, and welcome back to Deadflip Pinball. Today is Day 2 on Metallica. We don't have a lot of archived footage of us playing Metallica, even though we've played it a lot. So this week is going to be about just showing what we know, and then getting that over to YouTube so people can, you know, check it out and all that stuff. Oh, baby. Let's see, guests today. I'm Jack Danger, obviously, your host. Nick Campbell will probably be joining us. Other than that, I think, yeah, it might just be us who are beating the crap out of each other. We do not have any green beer today. Also, I don't think I'm wearing anything green. Oh, a school sent me this shirt. Look at the thing on this shirt real quick. I don't know if you can see that. I've also forgotten what it said. Kidnap Lauren, you know. Laura's at work right now, or she'd be here. Support underage thinking is so ridiculous. I love it. So yeah, we're going to go over what we know here. I think one of our flashes is out Sparky. I don't know that we have a replacement for that. Well, I guess we'll just switch it over. I'll get a few practice games in. Let's see. Any news? Any big news? Is there any news? You should go listen to Coast to Coast Pinball. Nate Shivers did a little follow-up on his Papa stuff. Mentions us a little bit. It's repair the game day on Deadflip. Nah. There's nothing really wrong with this. A light-out isn't going to kill anything. Let's see. The Texas Pinball Expo is coming up next week, I think. I'm still debating whether or not I'm going to go to that, because I heard the Expo part is cool, but I heard the tournament's a little not so fun. The green screen in the background is so appropriate today. I bet it's on purpose, right? It's on purpose but it won't be for today. We're going to be shooting everyone's lower thirds animated stuff. We're not going to be happy until this stream looks like a freaking TV show. Come out to Vegas for Pinmasters next week Pinmasters, huh? Vegas is always fun And honestly, flights out to Vegas is pretty cheap Nothing matters No one else So we got Pinmasters coming up There's Texas When is NGC? That's in April I think, early April the Midwest Gaming Classic it's in Milwaukee a lot of freaking fun probably one of my favorite like pinball events I suppose that there is uh I'm getting jealous of how I said it on my stream oh yeah buddy alright let's do this we're just going to switch it over and start blowing it up Oh, I gotta make sure the camera's in the right place. There we go. Nick Campbell. Holla for dollars! Holla for dollars. Holla for dollars. Can you play the jukebox? I wanted some background music while I talk to the internet. Talk to you on that play game. I'll be in momentarily. Have fun. I updated graphics, by the way. The splash screen? Yeah. The screen that lives around while we're playing. There's subtle things that happen, like the logo builds on and off. I do that. You're feeling crazy with it. Look at this, look at this, look at this. Ready? Ready? Do you want one? Aw, fuck you. That's amazing. All right, Internet. Hi, Internet. Hi, Internet. I'll be right back. Let's get off the big old phone call. I gotta go. Uh, just answer some good questions. All right, figure it out. I'll be ready. Have fun. I'll be ready. Yo, dudes. What up, Scribble? What up, Scribble? What up, my Scribble? I need to figure out why. Why? I need to figure it out. Help me figure it out. Alright. So yesterday, I got in to crank it up, and I accidentally played a modem crank it up that I had never played before. I think it was from the belt holes, and that ended up paying out big time. everything was dumping like 2 mil, 3 mil on me. It was crazy. So, right out of the gate, I'm just going to start beating the crap out of Sparky, try to get into a multiball, get my add-a-ball, and just, you know, work on getting my two extract pods and getting to crank it up as quick as possible. We'll see. Ooh, this got dirty again. Start hashtagging on Twitter when you broadcast. You think I should start hashtagging on Twitter when I broadcast? Doesn't Twitter already do that? Or should I just say we're live or something? Oh, I meant it. You did it for me. Thanks. Yeah, wait. I don't think it says we're live. My voice is cracking. Okay, screw it. I forgot to set those up yesterday. Awesome, Demented. Thanks, man. Yeah, I will start hashtagging. I'm not going to do it right now. Super skill shot by holding the left flipper button down shoots it all the way around, and then you have to hit any major shot. We don't have a ball save on, so that actually makes this a little dangerous. That's why it's dangerous. I can't believe that just happened. Let's try that again. Let's do a loose pass. This thing is leaning or something. I can't figure it out. Okay. Here we go. Yeah, it feels like it's leaning a lot. He's shaking off the cobwebs. What the hell? Hell yeah. Take off them cobwebs, kids. Tilt. Shoot the gray markers. Listen, if you're not tilting, you're not playing. Or something. I, whatever. Squeak. Yeah, I do. Thanks, man. I'm all about those elite skill shots. Alright. That was a very sour live catch. There we go. Calling out strategy before you play equals instant drain. That is for us. Absolutely, man. Maybe not so much Bowen Kerins, because that's what he does. One more shot. So one more shot to that. I'm just thinking... Yeah, whatever. So those two picks were collected already. I need these two picks and get it into the snake from an Ataball and a T-Rex playfield. A little early on the snake. Alright, there's one pitch. Oh my god. Metallica, I can tell, is going to be a bit of a jerk today. Bit of a jerk. Oh, uh, boy, we turn all of our ball stays off regardless. on our machines and extra balls are off. Just to make the games harder, because when you go to big tournaments, that's usually how they're set up anyway. You can hear the buzzing of the flipper, huh? You wish. Oh, sorry, we tweaked the tilt box. Man, this thing is moving. Yeah, hold on. I got to move this. Alright, let's see if that fixed it. Do you know who won last night in the PCP versus Hooligans? Uh, the Hooligans won, but PCP took five points from them, which is big. Oh, there we go. There we go. This thing ain't funny anymore. Yeah, I just did this, I just did the, uh, oh yeah, that's gonna be great, yeah. Wait, I'm asleep at the wheel here, kids, I don't know if you want to talk. Sleep at the wheel. There we go. Oh, you son of a bitch. Sorry. Don't eat kids. All right. Well, I'm glad I'm getting all the crap games out of the way right now. It didn't even tilt. It almost did. It almost tilted. That's a terrible score, but that's fine. Get it out of the way. All right. Sparky had a ball. Call it a day. I'm going to stop doing those super skill shots if they keep up with me like that. Let's do the super, super one. Ah, crap, I missed it. Wait. I didn't miss it. Oh, man. Nice. So the super super skill shot is holding the left flipper down like you're going to punch it all the way around, but then soft punching it to get it into the original skill shot lane and it gives you 2x what your super skill shot would have been. Too much blood in the caffeine stream. No! Here we go. A little close pass, send it down. Based on that, let's try that super skill thing again. That was way too soft. I did that backwards, which was interesting. I didn't know you could do that. Do that again. Soft punch. Into anything. Oh, that's sneaky. Every ball has hit that and then gone out there. How often are ball sabers disabled in tournaments? I know they have them in Papa. It really depends on the game, especially at Papa, because Papa knows the difficulty level of each specific machine. So on games that they know that are long players, they'll turn the ball save off, especially turn off extra balls. And on games where they know that, you know, on the plunge, people want to take a dangerous shot for a lot of points, they'll definitely turn the ball save off because it'll screw people. You can hear the flipper buzzing as well? Maybe I'll turn her off and put her back in. Oh, Viagra target. I wonder what that's for. Got to work. Good to see you, buddy. Hold on. Let me see you. Neither you nor Sam are free. Yeah. 1.63. Come on now, buddy. Well, there's going to be a little bit of a buzz. Hell yeah! Electric chair! Electric chair! That was way too hard in the post-op. Sweet EM Metallica, you got there. It hurts. I may have straightened this too much, actually. That doesn't count. Oh yeah, the new Star Trek code is up on Stern. If you guys have Star Trek, go pick one up, or go pick up the new code. Because it's pretty cool. They integrated a whole like a metal badge system for executing the conversions. It's pretty cool. I think I literally just put this game back to where it was when it was leaning. Okay. Okay. Calm down. Calm down. Yeah, I moved it too much. That's alright. That's alright, all the shots are only off, no big deal. Well, maybe it's not terrible. I can get her off this clean shot. Aw, come on, that was up there. Yeah, that's funny. Does anyone else think Carl Evans' voice acting on that is absolute rubbish? Hello? Oh, that was my fault. Sparky's ready. What's a good even tournament strat in this game when I don't actually know what I'm doing? I'm so upset in this game when I don't actually know the game. Sparky all day man. Yeah, what kid would say? Just beat the shit out of Sparky, donate kids, beat the crap out of Sparky until the multiple starts, make sure you darken them or you light up all your kids here and then give them the snake's mouth for a 200 playfield and an anabole. And you'll put up some good coins. What am I doing? Last minute. Love it. Love it. God, it's still leaning to the right a lot. Come on. Keeps you in the cast. Woohoo! Hell yeah! My best owl impersonation. Yeah, other than Sparky, honestly, it's all about completing your lanes. If you get comfortable with these ramps, like if your hands just naturally find the shot and you can combo these back and forth, do it all day. because eventually it starts a mode where that starts paying out big time, man, it'll work out great for you. But Sparky is typically priority number one if you don't know his game that well. Going for the crosses is a bit dangerous, because they, I don't know, it's a little tricky in my opinion. It's easier to backhand them than it is to forehand them. Just like that. So the same with any multiball, make sure you hit all the picks so that they're solid. The snake will start flashing, get it in there. Two more split field and an anaball. I only need that, looks like the car left the pick. And I can't seem to, I can't get it off. There we go. So now we want to end the swing. Now I have multiball and lady justice going. So, pretty much all shots on the plate paper were blue-free bones, depending on making the shot. Oh, they pricked each other. Oh, that was too clean. Too, too, too clean. Yeah, that anabali is super, super good. You want to watch me go for the ramp strat? Okay. Alright. We'll ramp up. We'll ramp up. Whoa. Did you see that? That was a rocket. A rocket. A freaking rocket. I'm wondering if we shouldn't put some sort of ball stapler on here. Alright, I gotta find these ramps really quick. That was a kick in the Uggh That was brutal And then if you get it in that little end of the line shot there, it gives you a crap load of money. Oh come on. You're going to start me in mode and then you're going to drain me? Of course you are. What the hell am I shooting at here? Oh my goodness. Shoot at nothing! Nice. Nice. You see, that one shot gave me 1.4 million. Beautiful. This is why ramps can pay off really well if you're good at shooting them. But it's not the easiest strat unless your hands know where those shots are. You're right, yeah, the pick target to death, which I just demonstrated, I think maybe 20 Yeah, the mystery shot, depending on, like, how... It varies from game to game. Sometimes it shoots it into the sling. Sometimes it shoots it at the flipper. Sometimes you can hold the flipper up, and it goes into the inline. Ours moves around a bit. Garrison, what's up, buddy? Yeah, Sixth Egg, just shoot Sparky, man. Here, this... There's probably going to be a ball save on your game. Super skill shot into anything and then just start beating the crap out of Sparky. And if you don't feel comfortable with the super skill shot, just take the one up here. Look at that. What is that, 250? Sure. Get a hold of the ball and then just start beating up some Sparks, man. I got ripped off of that. now. Killing some coffins. Sparky's a lot easier from a cradle. From a fly, I think, from green monsters on the fly, I mean. I think it's super early. Alright! There's a ball, good. Good to see you, Gearson. Good to see you, buddy. That count. That was a real tilt. The snake also, yeah, any scoop really can be a pain in the butt. Any scoop that shoots back at you. I didn't even get to swing at that. Amazing. I'll just shoot for the middle man. I'm probably assuming you're going to be playing on a game that isn't set up like this. like this here. Early. Oh, it's so early, it's crazy. Middle, middle, middle. More often than not it just grazes off of here and you can do a nice drop catch or a live catch on it, or just hold your flipper up. It might bounce straight up and down or go into the in lane, and then just keep sending it back up. If not, just trust it to bounce pass over, then try to shoot from the right or post pass it back to where it needs to go. It really depends on what your skill level is, I guess, and how you want to control that ball coming down. All these hitting the frickin' slingshot, I've heard of it, it breaks my heart. I think that was both. Heck yeah. I ain't all you want, I don't do crap. So that right there was, I get all the picks that I needed, and I got my animal, which brings your ball case back to life, and it throws another ball into the field, and everything you get is two extra. So now if you collect like the Super Jet Pod, it's going to be worth blue coo dollars. Okay, that didn't work. Let's see. Hell yeah. That didn't work. So you know that was a nice trick of change out of nowhere. Hey what's that smell? Yeah. I'll say it would be nice, but we don't want to be... We try to keep these as hard as we can. Alright, let's see if we can... I'm going to try to loop past. What this is, is we're going to plunge the ball, holding the left flipper down. We're going to go all the way around, and as it's rocketing towards this flipper, just as the ball hits the flipper, you drop the flipper. This is dangerous. You drop the flipper, one of two things will happen. You'll do it wrong, and it'll shoot right down the drain, or you'll do it correctly, and it'll gently bounce over to the other flipper, allowing you to shoot whatever you want. So let's see if we can do this. This is one of the few moves I can't quite seem to figure out. Ooh, that was a little dirty, but I did it. I can't understand. Hey, buddy. Ready to go down? Yeah, I'm practicing loop passes right now. Okay. That felt pretty good. Hell yeah. It's centered around the loop. Oh, God. Nope. You know, you should be good with practice with warm machines. Oh god, yeah. Because that, that... You can do that. Oh, I forgot. Oh, yeah, you get blocked on that side. You get blocked on this side too? Um, that side I don't think you do. Dude, we... I tried balancing this and I did, and then it felt too clean, so I put it back. But this, hitting that swing shot every time is... Alright, here, I'm going to loop pass one more time, then we'll play. Alright, let's do it. That smell is a flipper coil burning. What? Here we go. Is it smelly? You can't know. Oh, okay. Well, and what's nice is that it's a super skill shot. All the way over on that edge. Yeah, which you want over here so you can see it. Exactly. Something else they learned by Super Skill Chop. Yeah? Which is a nice little treat. Here, I'll drain this. I'll play first. And I'll show you. Chubby, chubby, chubby, how you do that trick. Literally, chubby. Chubby, how you do that trick. Oh, you can hear the coils on this, by the way. Ooh. As long as it's in key with the music, I'm okay with it. So, super skill shot, obviously left button down. Obviously. Plunge. Yeah. I plunged way too hard, so I'll explain it next time. You're talking about the stop turn skill shot? No. In the top thing? No, this is different. This is an easier way to get the super skill and have it controlled. If you just stop plunge, don't even worry about that. Just let it come down. And then you're good. So, that's the first one. This is an easier way to get the super skill than having to control. If you just stop plunge, don't even worry about that, just let it come down, then you can shoot whatever the hell you want and it's a super skill track. It doesn't have to register all the way around in the back. Oh! Which is interesting. Are we doing some two out of three battles? I think it's the best two out of three. Two out of three. The best two out of three. I'm reading some really dumb jokes today. Uh oh, give them to us. You want a good one? Yeah. I love your jokes, as you know. What's red and smells like blue paint? I don't know. Red paint. That is dumb. It is dumb, right? That's a good one, I thought. So, JD, do the grave markers stay down if you drop them during Sparky? They don't count during Sparky. What happens is they stay down, but the second you hit a loop, they come back up. So they'll stay down if you don't hit a loop, but they don't count as progress towards getting grave marker multiball. Yeah, anyway. Hey, two drums and a cymbal fell out of a tree. That is great. Hey. That's good, right? Ba-boom. So this is a multiball. Hey! This is a... what do they call it? Maltables? Maltables. The maltables. If you don't mind, I took a couple of candles from your desk. Oh, I don't care. I went to the dentist this morning. Who's the dentist? And, uh, I'm up for a little teaser. Oh, that's fun. Alright, let's, uh... Oh my god. Give me something on the left. Not two. No, you got it. Yeah, that's what I want. Wait, is your snake ready? Yeah. You got this. This is for you. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god, too clean! Man, why are you so clean? Remember when Mick Jagger was being a jerk for a while? Oh my god, dude, Mick Jagger is a dick to the guys on Death Slayer. Oh baby! Next time you see Mick Jagger be like, why you gotta be such a G, man? So, did it give me an L? Yeah, I don't feel like it's a thing to deal with. Alright, the ball saver's over, let's play it three over again. This might work better had I only kept... There you go, I got rid of one of the balls. I got rid of two of the balls, just like I wanted. That was a good one. Yeah, hold on, bud. We need some kids in the pool, or the pool can't stand it. No, the pool. Not the pool! You want a far one? Yep! Oh, that was good, buddy. Up. We need a shutout. We need a shutout, ball one. I need crosses. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How's the audio been, okay? Yeah, I haven't heard any weird ding-dong dips. I believe that's what they're called. What am I... Okay, yeah. I'm trying to cross him to get your cranking up. Give me some crosses! One million! Nailed it. Nailed it. Right ramp has crosses. There you go. Left ramp has crosses! Oh, he doesn't crank it up! Damn it. He just lit it. I didn't realize that. Well, you'll have a ball too, buddy. Nice work. Here, so you use super bands? Okay. Okay. Uh, someone's tying them up. Hell yeah. Someone's tying up a super band, lover. Yeah, Jeff! Oh yeah, we tightened it. Yeah. Oh, God. Be cool, man! We titan'd it. Yo, we gotta make MGC kind of this time about Steve. Oh, grrrr. Crystal's going to that, that's gonna be fun. Yeah, that's a fun one, man. That's my favorite one. It's my favorite. I don't think you made it last year. I didn't. I didn't make it to anything last year. I'm interested in trying to use silicone rings from Titan. You know what, Wonko, I am too. They look interesting. I haven't had a chance to play on them yet. Oh, God. Be cool! Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! That was dumb! That was dumb! I finally got a little garage opener and I'm like, you change the side and I ride my motorcycle right into the garage. Wooo! Yeah! That sounds fun. How many picks do I have? Hey! Ho! Hooray! Hey! Ho! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hey! So clean! Nope, no play. I was surprised to see that this was a new Simbot and it was up to $70 and not complete. Um, you know what? I should probably holler at Titan, because they asked if I wanted to test them out. See how they play. I just, if there are anything like super bands, I don't want to have to bite my tongue. Okay, that was not a great multiball, friends. Hey, what's that spell? Tell me about it. Wait, do I stink again? Oh my god, I play way better when I'm not drinking on the fly. Dude, you gotta drink more. Basically. I uh, it's St. Patrick's Day so I stopped drinking today. Oh! Fudge or buttice? A little too, a little too tough there, fellas. Come on Nick, I heard that from the other round. I heard that from the other round. Um, shit, hold on, talk to the internet real quick. Uh, are you doing anything for St. Patrick's Day? Uh, I'm drinking right now. Oh. Here you go. Um, Saturday, was Chicago the worst place to be Saturday for St. Patrick's Day? pretty much always. Uh, I was in Pittsburgh. Oh, you, oh yeah. But that was pretty, pretty, pretty terrible. Is that when you stayed out all night? Yeah, that was the night I was out until frickin' five, six in the morning. And there was puke everywhere. Aw. Amateurs, man. Like, we don't have a drink already, dude. Look, we drink every day. It's pinball, you show up, you play pinball and have a beer. Yep. Maybe two. Maybe three. And then, these kids, These amateurs, they're like, oh, it's a holiday. Oh, it's New Year's Eve. Oh, it's St. Patrick's Day. I've got to drink all day. And they haven't been practicing. They're not acclimated to the wear and tear of drinking all day. And then what? There's puke on the ground. Yep. Keep the puke in your body. You need that to eat your food. The puke, yeah, the puke lets you eat. Puke lets you eat. Water polo. Thanks for coming. Puke lets you eat. P-U-C-L-E-T-U-E-T. P-U-C-L-E-T-U-E-T. P-U-C-L-E-T-U-E-T. All right, stupid. Yo, check this out. Ready? All right, the super soft. Baby plunge. You hear that? Did I time out? I don't know. I think you just timed it out. I don't think I meant to do that. I did time out the super soft because I didn't hit it. Oh, I have crank a butt. You got the crank a butt. Um, alright, the post pass on this is really hard, cause... cause, nevermind. Fuck your game up. For whom the bar troll? Are you gonna do the bell toll, buddy? Dude, bar troll is... Cause look at, look at it. The animation is my favorite one. He spits out sort of eels out of his mouth hole. You just need a spark to... Roger or Jerry? Jerry's right there. Just one. Oh my goodness! That's gonna kill you. Fall in for me please. Wow, that was amazing! Alright, so here's what I'm gonna try. I'm gonna hit the doubler and then collect. Nevermind, I'm gonna drain drain and then cry myself to sleep. No! Okay, good cranking up though. 14 mil, I mean... It's gonna take a while to catch that. Thank you, QQuintQE. Hey there, Mighty Squirrel, what's up? It was good seeing you over the weekend, man. You got that baby yet? Cool shape bro It went out the out baby I think that's what it's designed for He's mad he's mad See, ah huge We gotta talk about those little babies Oh my god, what do they do? Maybe somebody on the stream knows. Look over there, look over there. Why are you in the clippers? What? What are you doing? What are you doing? Someone explain. Internet, okay, check this out. Someone explain to us. So, I was looking on, I don't even know what game I discovered this on, but there's two little holes in the playfield at the tip of the clippers. I was like, that's weird, why are there holes here? Anyway, and then I looked at the game next to it. that had holes, Nick, on the playfield by the flippers. I looked on every freaking game. We're talking, like, from WrestleMania to, like, Daddy Simpsons. Holes in the playfield, tips of the flippers. Why? There's one and another on Hot Shack. Okay, so it's a thing that has happened since the 70s. I don't know. But if you look, they're there. I hear you was on mine. There you go, Pearson. Yep, have them on mine, too, to line them up. But why holes? Why couldn't you just put artwork? Yeah. You can put anything there. And if they're there to line them up, this flipper's too low. This flipper's just a skosh too low. Like, we could realign. You put toothpicks in them to get the flippers close when you replace the flippers. But the flippers don't move in and out. They only move up and down. I haven't replaced Clippers Look, stick a toothpick in there Toothpicks? Are you just trolling on each other? For toothpicks? Okay, screw you guys That reminds me That reminds me World Cup needs lightning Lightning Clippers to make it impossible It's a Metallica game For toothpicks I don't believe all this toothpick talk I think they're making fun of us Aww That's good. That was cool. Andre XT. Clacket Stern had nails. It's to enter them. Oh, what? Center. You get them close to the correct place when you tighten them down at first. I guess. It might be nice to grab onto it. Like, you could just pinch it around a nail. Around a nail? Oh, that's true. Because you've got to do it from the other side. And you can't see both sides, right? Because you have to hook it up under. And you can't see the top side. So you've got the thing flipped up. And you're reaching around and you're grabbing the tip of a nail and the flipper all together. And you're able to ground yourself and grab it while you're swiping the thing. And then there's something to grab against while you're tightening it so it doesn't wiggle around. And you can hold it in place. That's why there's holes. That's why there's holes. Internet, thank you. Thank you. Thank you for the toothpick talk. I like the Teapick Nail Talk. That actually helped a lot. Okay, win. Uh, what? Swim! Oh, shit. I meant to do the softies. Oh, God. Thank you for not effing me. Oh, okay. That just effed me. What do I want here? You can go for the recall mode. You can finish the... Get this stuff. There's the spark chain. Good job, good job, good! Love you. Yep. Fuck you! Alright, so we need a snake and a car. Alright, uh, Snakeman? Johnny Snakeman? There you go. I'm out. You're out. Yeah, that's what I wanted! Light it up. Now I need a cross. Ahhh! That's fine. I only have one more to do. I broke the toothpick off when I did it. Well don't do it, Ray. Wait, what? Folks, don't put toothpicks in your pinball machines. Don't put toothpicks anywhere. Alright, here we go. Lot of work to do, folks. This is only ball two, right? So you agree, this is not ball two. Yes. How? What did I do on ball two? You gotta crank it up. Eh. Oy vey. Oy vey. Hit a target, put it away. Eggman! Edwards! Some games play better with a flipper angle towards the drain slater. No kidding. I took the blasted blade back. Oh, God. Hit! The old JD! JD! I missed you so much I had to do your move. All right, that's one win there, buddy. That's one win. I guess we'll start us off. Two more. I gotta get more water. You need to beat my 414 million grand champ. grand champ. Got a 200 mil fade to black crank it up. Yeah, just put your toothpicks in the coin slot. That seems to make sense. Well, this is going well at all. Oh, that was dirty, dirty dirty dirty. That was Dirt McGirt. That felt good. Some ramps. Banana flippers. Okay, Okay, banana flippers. Oh really? Most things flippers are aligned lower, huh? Oh, why'd I do that? Oh god! Too big a coin slot, if nothing else it will teach you to knee the coin door, not to knee the coin door, yeah. Accidentally kneeing the coin door on a 90s game is so embarrassing because you're like in the moment and then he can play himself a campaign. Give me the freaking ball. Kind of in hell here, kids. We just need this to... Oh, my God! We just need that to not do what it just did, essentially. Oh, now you're going to go to the same level. Great. Play Monopoly! Play Monopoly! Play Monopoly! Play Monopoly! I'm not sure what you're talking about there, Mighty. I didn't go to Pin Bash. Saturday night I got drunk and played pinball at a place called Braddick. This is the beer that Brad and his buddy are tasting. It basically tastes like a really good dark chocolate. Isn't that good? Yo, I could get drunk on that. Or anything alcoholic, really. It's 12%. Oh, that's a good one. We say it like I put this tape on Don tell Okay Internet How everyone going I had a Dinkjohn multiball. Hit all the trees. And hit the bridge. Aw, you lucky dog. Yip! Back up! Cleaner! Oh man! That was a lot of catch. That was another good life catch. Double, double, double! Catch! That was an okay life catch. And that's called physics. That is physics. That's called pin... oh that's pinback? Oh I thought it was called braddish. Someone was laying carpet in there. What? That like weird, stickier pinball person went to Saturday night and kicked her... That sounded cool. It was. Oh come on, Dad. Time out. Time out and then you get nothing. You get nothing. Ooh! The danger slide. Ah, it doesn't work anymore. I got it. When's the next podcast? It's very quick. We're supposed to do it today. We're supposed to talk about the whole... Why? What are you doing tonight? It's a live show. Oh. How long is that? Live show, two to three hours. Ooh. That's a long time to dedicate to an online. I know. All right. Since the guy that streams two to three hours a night. All right. We only do it one day a week. Okay, Internet. Wish me luck. Here we go. I like it. Que Cristo. Yeah, it's coming soon, man. I'll go record. I'll record my half and pretend like I'm answering questions. And then ask questions. And then you have to respond to it. Well, that's funny that you say that. But yeah, my dog got sick too, and I just did... AHH! What?! Um... We'll do it for Thursday. Why am I sucking so bad? Well, look how well I'm doing. Money! Money! Money! You're hanging around Dave. Yeah, right? You got the Dave jumps. I got the Dave jumps. Oh no. The Dave pumps. We got the Dave Humps, the Dave Humps, and the Dave Jones. Oh, God. Quit. All right. I have a card. You're staying. There's a chance. Is laying carpet a euphemism? I would. You guys were literally laying carpet. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. There's a chance. I have two dangers. Don't touch it. Alright, Miley, good luck, man. Get that baby. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Go make your own kids. Let's go kids! Don't eat all the kids! Oh, what? The perfect grain. Yep! The perfect grain. Ooh, that works. A little early in the season, you know. Got it! Great! Got the extra bow. Uh oh. Good! Ooh. Goes for the mega-drake. Dude, your monitor's chatting, but I understand that's what you want to do, because you You gotta get it. Why didn't you just sit there and trust me I was gonna do something? I didn't touch it! You're like... Cause I have too dangerous! You can go... I have too dangerous! You can give her a little something. No! Alright, that's the first two out of three. Blah! Alright, I'm a little thirsty, man. I'm stealing your... Stealing my thunder. Oh yeah. Rocket spark. Limit! Love it! Alright, good start. How to rock this game. Snake! Feed the snake! That's what it said. That's it? Just pick him off this card before any other one dies. He's very hungry. Shoot all the drop targets to expose the graveyard. to fill the casket and light. To collect light and collect awards. That's not a thing. Like, the award and lock. They have to be so generic with that, because the rules change so often now that the card is basically like, hit all the stuff! Light the lights! Light the lights, man! Put in some quarters! Have you ever read an old... Um... An old card like that that's like, put money in! No! It's like so basic. So plunge ball into playfield! Get various awards to collect points. Don't you have an inside track on Stern? What's the next title released? And don't say Medieval Madness or Juicy Big Melons. Oh, I heard it was Big Juicy Melons. Big Juicy Melons. Or I think they're remaking Medieval Madness. I heard that was the remake. Yeah. I think they have, like, some wrestling game coming out here. I'm not sure what that is. Oh, yeah, there's a wrestling game. What was the crappy version of WWF back in the day? Was it, like, the UFC or the... No, UFC was, like, the big... Did you... I saw it here, and then I saw it go down. I didn't see anything right here. Your frame rate's low. That was amazing. Fucking clown. Realistically, they're basically like, you guys have a really good relationship with this company. Why don't you mess with it? They don't tell us anything. I'll let you know straight up, we don't know nothing. What? Remember when I cleaned it? Yeah, it's dirty again. It's dirty again. And I'm like, no man, that's because you're dying, bro. Yeah, it's like Metallica, bro. It's like the grunge that's all over everything. No, it's dirty. Why are we so bad right now? Let's set this up, Steve. Okay. Oh good, Shazam texted me. I gotta figure out how to turn that off. Or message me, whatever they call it. Notificated me. Shazam just notificated all over me. Cleaning pins is the fun part. You can't turn it off just all of them? You have to go into Vigi. Oh, you're turning all notifications on? Yeah. I don't know, man. A lot of notifications, no. Internet, how do you use the iPhone? Did someone give you a notification option? Can you notify me? Did someone notify me about notifications? Come on, backhand or something. That was the cleanest... Oh my god. What? Whoa. Why the 12? Oh, I hit it! Oh, it's deflected! Uh oh. Nice squeaky shot! Nice squeaky shot! This is not good! Oh, this is annoying. I'm fine. Yes! Yes! Yes! There is like no grace period. No, I found whatever little grace period there was. It was like a half a second. All right. Not going to make it easy on me, are you? Never do. Very never do. Okay. Hit something? Hit something? Hit something? Oh my god, I'm just trying to hit something random. So, the meter is your next number, but the monsters actually mean something else. Oh, they do? Yes. Looking at it again, I'm reminded that the monsters themselves do other things. Oh, great save! Great save. Anyone remember what the monster did to you during hockey ball? I don't think anyone knew what that did. They were asking us to hit them all. Oh, almost. Almost! Huh, Lyman needs to fix that. I thought they were dumping something or they didn't something or... That's how you do it! Little catch. Clutch! Oh my god! And it's up and over. Oh ho ho! Super safe! We're getting some luck of the Irish here folks. The luck of the Irish is with me. Oh, are you Irish, Dad? I'm American. You're American? You do. I am a freaking American. I'm original, man. I'm native, bro. Yep. Born and raised. I think the bracket up's ready. I think it is. You're killing the ramp, you know. Yep. Yep. Now you got a doubler. I don't know. You should have doubled after cranking. Well, it's a good time to crank. It'll look cranky. You still got another boss, which means I have one ball. Boom! I have one ball to get all the way to crank it up. Beyond 58 and then some. And then some. The clinch is real. Oh, man, we're getting some sexy, ooh, that's hot. We're getting some sexy crudiness. Pinball is easy when you don't miss. Pew, pew, pew, pew. Why don't you ask your best friends at Stern what the monsters do? Oh, come on. Oh, God. The best product ever! Nooooo! Where is the score? That straight down the middle stuff is a little... You balanced it! Yeah, perfectly! It perfectly balanced! It's now coming straight down the middle! That's perfect balance! Oh, fuck it! Alright, right into mystery. You ready for this? Yeah. Oh, that would have been cool. Oh God, my life. Snake is slippery. Try it. Yo, get it. Watch this. Oh, the damn kid. Kid. All right, win it all, baby. Money. Money. Money. Money. Money. Money. So you're staying in the game? So you're staying in the game, it's over. Alright, alright, you go first then. I'm tired of losing. Don't get tired. Aww, phew. Is it again time for slider left? I don't know what it means. Oh. So I was thinking... I was thinking... I'm more of a... What are you thinking for this song? Sad Patrol. Sad Patrol! Ooh, I burped in my mouth and more than burped came out of my throat. Aww. That's good. Yeah, it tastes good. Let's go! Oh, nice dabbing! Jeez Louise! That was amazing! Oh, so Keith Owens is the shit right there. Aww. Dab attack. Tippy-tick! Fuck, ow. Oh, I caught that wrong. I hate shooting from the right. Nevermind, love it. I love it now. Free picks! Free guns! Free guns! Free frames! Damn it! All the cleanest shots. Stop it! Oh my god! You know what? When I want to make a shot, I'm going to shoot for a pick. Backhand, no? This is not going well. This is not going well at all. Oh boy! Did he do it? I think that's 4x. Yep. We'll never know. We'll never know. Say the experts. Did you say the right words? It's a doobly. He's calling me a doobly? Doobly. Oh, ladies. Jeez. Those frickin'. Good start, buddy. Here we go. Trash Scooting, the drop starts to start lucky balling. Let's see how good you really are. Okay. I'll go for... I'm not doing well today. It only takes one ball. It only takes one ball, bro! Nailed it. Bang, bro! I'm waiting for that Viagra. Oh, you know what? Screw that. We'll do this. We'll do this at the same play. The Bat Candy? What? That's the same thing you do. Bat Candy. Bat Candy. Hey! Woo-hoo! Bat Candy. Bat Candy. Oh, my fingers switched off everything. You scared me. No! So we all toss up. All right. There's still a chance here, folks. That was a pilot error. It's a trend. Hit it. Nothing. You did nothing. What do I get, folks? Hey, Jack, have you tried Robert Sutter's move on ACDC yet? Oh, no, I gotta do that! What do you do? Thanks for reminding me, dude. So, uh, everyone freaked out when Robert Sutter did this thing on, uh, It Never Drains. Where in the tournament, everyone started cheering because he did something on ACDC. I thought he did a double backhand. That's my move. That's only Jack Dean's move. But what this dude did was he had two balls cradled on the left flipper, and he was able to do a cradle separation up the ramp by keeping one ball left on the flipper over and over and over again. Oh, rad! It was beautiful. That sounds rad. What? What? What? What? I love how it splits. It's like last week. You're like, why did this even happen? That's my backhand that I just did. Oh. Woo. What? Ball shark. Ball shark. Ball shark. Yo, hold on. Hold on to the game. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Shoot! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Shut up. Really, dude? Lightning bolt. Alright. Bat candy. Shoot the gray marker. Bat candy. Springboard a little bit there. Bat candy and then springboard. Hey! Bat candy. Bat candy. Oh! That rumbled up there. I'm gonna go all competitive. Hey, Runkle. Runkle skills me. Uh oh. Can you do it, folks? I'm your dream. Make you real. Runkle still sling. Mom? Oh, this is not good. This thing hit you. Alright. Oh, rattles. What are these frickin' rattles? Oh, like rattlesnakes. That's a tail, isn't it? Yo, get out of here. Don't even start. Give me a chance. But the Sand Patrol is playing, man. I got you. Sand Patrol! Yay! No! Alright. Alright, one good multiball. I'm in. Sand Patrol! That's so bad. Is that my second game under three million? Yep, sorry, that's the second two out of three also. Alright, I mean, I just gotta win this one and I'm all set to go. Yup! I'm gonna change my strategery. Change my strategery. I'm gonna drain out here now. Oh, you're gonna drain out here? Oh, God. I lost my touch, Dave. Ooh, that's good. Too many roaches, not enough pinball. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What is life if not pinball? Oh, dude. Thanks, Brad. I appreciate it. Yeah, we don't have a ball saver on this game. No ball savers. We don't deal with that, you know, bumper bowling nonsense. Okay, he's giving me a win. Zing, zing. Okay lovers, here we go! All the keys! Nick's over here throwing a house party without me. What? I would never throw in a house party without me. What? That hope pad. Yup. How do you play football again? He's still getting up and out. Yup! Oh. Why? Why? I got some... BAM bounces today! Two, two, two spools. All the way around? Well, that sucks. I did nothing. I am nothing. Oh my god. Let's go, Campbell. Come on, buddy! Just get a stupid ball, you all. How hard is this? Oh God! Oh! Good save, sir. Good save, sir. Oh! Oh God! Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Oop! Oh! That's gross! Gross! I was watching the A Finals and they have some serious trucks. It's some growth. You're winning, you're winning, you're winning. They have... They have tip trust. They have trust for days, man. We got tip trust. I never win. Fuck, dude. I haven't won a game yet. Is that, how many in a row? Five? This is our fifth game in a row. Five in a row, bro. I, uh... You're just, uh, you're just rusty or something. Ooh, Viagra. in great games everyone Simmer Down five in a row Sparky all day is boring you are correct alright so I won't go for Sparky if you don't want Sparky by the way ok so what should we do anything else ramps grave marker if you want to finish your coffin let's do the grave marker snake mark multiple oh let's um let's try to get coffin multiple ok but you gotta get Sparky to get coffin multiple no alright let's just hit the coffin But do this shit out in compliments. Remember to go through an inlay first for a double the compliments. Yeah. Oops. Four more to white rock. Two more. Two more. You need two more. Whoa. Whoa. Start going for Higgies, there you go Oh, we can practice Higgies Higgies are fun Yeah, we already need even coffins right now Yep You hit enough You hit enough to get your extra ball Yay By the way, extra balls aren't on, folks They're worth points 2.5 million free points 2.5 million free points Nailed it. Nailed it. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Ding dong. I think just hitting the... I think just hitting it over and over again will be just as boring as Sparky. You think so? Well... I'm guessing. I mean, I'm having fun. Yeah, as long as we're having fun, you know. Realistically, if you think about the internet in a different way, there is no one else here. It's just you and I playing pinball. Yeah, nothing's happening right now. If we're having fun, they're having fun. Yup! Whoa. Get down here. Sling-a-roonies! We only scratched the inlay. Get the doubler. I don't think the doubler works for these inlays. I thought it was only these. Alright, keep an eye out. You'll see the constant threat. Six more hits. Wow, wow, wow. It was this. This gets it flat. Watch that. I think it's off you. I don't think so. I'm going to say no for you. I think so! Amazing. Alright, watch. Bling bling bling. Flash flash flash. This is much more fun. This is ridiculous. Oh, it's nice. Hell yeah. This is ridiculous. Maybe Roper Jr. has a snakes all day strat that seems to pay off? That sounds terrible. You gotta hit a ramp I think to relight the snake. So he's gotta do what? Ramp, snake, ramp, snake? Yeah, snake sock. Gotta hit a ramp now. Alright, good. See if that's gonna do anything. You gotta relay it. Do it! So, what, is that a lot? Oh, that was just a... Light the bottom. Yes. How many do I need? A million? Good stabbing. Light it up! Nine more. Oh my god! Nine more! More ridiculously dangerous shots to the middle of the play field where it bounces off Brandon. That'll work. There you go. Got this bro! This sucks! He got this! Three more! It's standing. It's alright. No! Yes! Two more! No! See now, now here's the theory internet. You're going to get a lot of points if you don't get a lot of points. Here's a theory, Internet. You've been watching. I think these give you two coffin hits toward the coffin. I don't think it gives you two lock hits. Oh. I think, and that's for something I've read somewhere. I think it's true. The inlanes only give you progress toward the coffin light. Yeah. But not the multiball coffin. God of War, my favorite Metallica song is Sand Patrol. Sand Patrol. Mine's the queen cover they did. The, uh... Are we doing Hagees now? Let's cover Hagees. Hagees? Yeah. Oh, you're so good at this. Alright, I'll go Fuel for Hagees. Fuel for Hagees. So, right ramp into the Hagee shot is a Hagee. Alright, Brad said yes. It works only for Crank It Up. Okay. That's fair. Good to know. Yeah! I'm going to go with the Hagee. I'm going to go with the Hagee. I'm going to go with the Hagee. I'm going to go with the Hagee. I'm going to go with the Hagee. I'm going to go with the Hagee. Good to know. Yeah! Now, can you just take a raw hanky or do you have to bring something into it? That's gross. And then you need a right ramp into a hanky. You need a right ramp into a hanky. No raw hankies. Look at my hanky Don chill Don tilt I am bad at the Hagee shot You right you practiced this I am real bad at it Yeah you practiced man Where would you call it out of a hundred on the footwear A rolling 95 to 98. You're right, you practiced this, I am real bad at it. Yeah, you practiced, man. Where would you call it out of a hundred on the flip-flop? A rolling 95 to 98. All day. All day. Stupid, stupid. Yep. One. You got oom. Up the wamp. Oh baby. Oh. Can't get the... That's what happens when it's a little too late. Did Nick get to try WWF? It's still here but no we're not going to let Nick play it. No they said I missed the stream so I couldn't play it. It was one of those tough tiddies to the kiddie moments. Oh. I gotta get this flashing light out of my eyeballs. It's like that pinball. Double. Oh. Holy. Dude. Oh! Oh! Go! Holy! Dude. Oooooooooh! Do it, don't teach it! Do it, don't teach it! Dude. Oh! Next. We member. I got two of them. Nice to meet you. Wait, two or three? Two. There's no extra points for double-convoying the ramp, I guess. There is. There is? Oh. It's like the end of the line for how we... No, I'm saying for our purposes right now. Oh. No, I don't think so. Okay. Yes, be stern and firm with the nip. Hell yeah! Too late? Oh boy! Nice cross catch and a hand crank. Yum yum. Drink the cola! No! Stern, you ripped me off. I gotta find who did that voice and murder that person. That belongs to me. Oh, is it James Cary? Yeah! Alright James, you heard it here on the internet. I heard it here. Death threats from... Death threats from Deadflips. From Deadflips. Nailed it, nailed it, nailed it. Nailed it, nailed it. That ain't right. Did I get zero more? Zero more. You got zero more. You got zero. Zero plus zero. The problem is controlling me. No zero. Okay. You're the only one. Two to zero. This is Nick's big moment. On the back of a century. That wanted out! Come on, find it! Find it! That was dumb. Enjoy the crab. Drink the cola, enjoy the crab. Three, oh, my man. Is that a four? No. Bad boys. Five. This guy all day in the kitchen. Oh. And cranked up his almost ready. So how many do you have? A five. A five. Sick. Oh, sorry Jason. Alright, off the touch Yeah, this is just dial, isn't it? Dang it Go on then, pop it Did that count? Oh it did! Technically it counts. That's a lot of points. It gave you 4 million. Did that count? That counted. Woo! Dude, you should just play like this from now on. Your score is bigger than any team. I know, this is why Hakey did this, because he killed it. He would just do this over and over again and get 51. No, Hakey! Hakey! Awww! Power of Hakey! 8-0, man. And once you get that shot lit, like if I got maybe a couple more casters, I would have been in Trinket Up. Are you reading artwork when you're shooting or are you just trying to use feels? Because honestly all pinball for me is feels. I don't do the math shit. I've been debating trying that thing with Bandud and some of the other big players. Using the artwork on the... No, they time it. Oh, timing with the foot. Yeah, because I feel like I got, like, I feel like I have a good sense of, like, music and timing and stuff, personally. But I think if I try that, I might be good at it. Yeah. I wonder, yeah, because they'll make a shot, and then time, like, can keep a rhythm in their head. Yeah. And they'll be clipping for no reason, but that's all timing for making the next shot. That was fun. You want to do that again? Sure. Probably won something. It's hard to pick one favorite mechanical system ever. Yeah, they're all so great. Alright, here we go! They're all so great. Was that one? One. Piston target isn't easy to hit. That's true. Into the snake. That's a little practice thing. Oh geesh. Oh geesh. Oh geesh. Oh, delete. Oh, and Peggy kicks for all. Try playing as a team, one hand each. Oh, God. Trying to make Peggy. I go up the ramp, you hit the Peggy. You want to go up the ramp, you hit the heavy. Coo, coo. It can't be raw dude, you gotta get it with the ramp. I know, I'm just practicing my raw dog. Alright, here we go. Kill! KILL! Too late. Hell yeah! Then, then, kids, pour on! Right here. Bang! Dr. Kramer's here to stay! Come and join the party! Dr. Kramer! I'm going with Tracy. Yeah, I'm going with Tracy. Oh, I wanted that. I wanted that. Nailed it. Nailed it. I'll give you two. Oh, you dog. Fish head. Nice save. I might get to play on eggshells here. Eggshells? Oh, rattle fast one. Drop machine. Oh! What? What the hell am I doing? What are you doing? Shoot up the house! So late. Yeah! Did that count? Uh, no. It's gotta be clean? It didn't even give you the... Aw, great. I latched my testicles out of my belly button the first time I heard that dude sing live. Okay, testicles out of your belly button. Do that. Give me a little sour, a little sweet sour, a little sweet sour. Eat a sweet sour, then I'll take a shower. What do you get when you return it? Up the butt. Cut! That is a surprisingly good shot. This one here? Yeah, that's the rocket. Alright, what am I hitting? 3? 4? Chris, oh man. Oh, that would have been a real cool shot. And pancakes for all. Ho ho ho! Hello, I! Hello, I! Alright, so officially I've hit nothing ever. Ever, ever. You have zero stings. Even from the first game, it's still a zero. Zero Hagee. Okay, so let's get a Hagee. Is that a Hagee? No. Is that a Hagee? Power in lane, slow eyes. Power in lane, slow eyes. All right, well, that's fine. I was digging my head up earlier. Okay, let's get Fuel into Spiky Multiball. Okay. Show me how it's done. Take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it! Fuel. It's a Metallica game. How many minutes do you have to hit a key? A lot. A key? Oh god, you have to spell fuel all four letters of fuel. Yeah, like eight times. I don't know actually, so I've hit it once. That's the next one. Three times. Filling up the drum. Jim's Arcade! Yeah man, this is a great table. Jim, did you get my package? Oh! How much was that? Mil? Oh, sorry. We played it. Okay. The camera just zoomed out as it was on WWE. It's to allow for you to see our hands and stuff. That was a mil. I can't not hang you now. You got hanging on the brain. Top package A thousand dads Again Keep going Progress remains through grains Correct For fuel Fuel Yeah I don't want to get the red ball without fuel. It doesn't count. Oh! That felt weird. That was weird. It zoomed out so you could see the beer holder. I need water after that one. Are you drinking the water? Yeah. Can you grab me a Coors? Thanks, Dad. Thanks, Dad. Wait, what are we doing? I'm drunk. Wait, what are we shooting for? Fuel. Holy shucks. No! Stop! Swing shots. Damn you. Forever. Alright, so we gotta get Sparky into his place here. What the? Yo, be that cool, bro. I smell toast. You smell toast? I do, maybe it's that coil everyone's talking about. Oh, the toasty coil? I am Jack Toasty Coil. Way too cool, dead flippers. Yeah, man. Glad you dig them. You got them? Yeah. You can definitely quip with them. They are good to go. They are printed solid and ready to be put into a machine. The rubbers are on them and all you gotta do is pop them in. Alright, so that was one time spelling fuel. Wait, how many times did you have to spell fuel? That's what I'm saying. I think it's two or three times. Oh, I stopped shooting for fuel because I didn't want to hit the L. Oh, send them. Or is it just not carrying over? All right, so you spilled fuel. Oh, we didn't get spilled again? Yeah, I think it's three times. Why? I'm telling you, three or four times. Because I was practicing this during a live stream that one time when you left. Oh yeah. That one time I wasn't on the internet. That one time? Hey. Oh, nice, nice person. Playing new Star Trek, so it's a new disc clip. I'm in. We'll swear more for you if it... Frickin' poof, fart. Hey, watch your language, man. I heard if you put Super Ben on death flipper, J.D. magically appears and punches you. It just... Poop! Poop! Oh, that's beautiful. I heard that same rumor. Oh, I got double scoring? That's not what I wanted right now. Nope, not now. Box man. Kill. Yo, hit the field, bro. Hey! Yo, this is Wicked. Kurt. Kurt. Mars. Uh-oh, uh-oh. You better calm down. I got you. Hold on. Do you have to get fuel first? Yeah, I think so. Okay. I feel like everything in this game is dual. Got it. One more hit. You didn't get fuel, Ding Dong. I didn't even get it right! I didn't even get it right! Okay, everyone watch and see if you can get fuel after you get it. I was watching the stream over the weekend of Papa with the Star Trek code. Yeah man, it was awesome. They have medals now, medallions. You can get it, Chris. Got it! Yeah! Well, you do have something else to do. I got picked. So with fuel running, what are you shooting for? Every quit is like 100,000 points. And you keep fuel running? Oh, the fuel target. Ooh! Oh god, no! Get the... Oh my god, you got hit. Thank you. Alright, if I lose my fuel keep an eye out for how much it is worried. If I drift, if I... Once you're done? I think... Oh! Alright, watch the fuel. Well, fuel's still gonna be really good. Oh yeah, you're right. Let's stand above our Smurf Ripper! Oh yeah, you're right. Let's stand above our smurf ripper! You only got like 3.5 million on electric chair. You're at 32 million points. Jaded, are you saying Reddit didn't like our clippers? I'll stab everybody. Reddit's full of like swingers. Reddit's like this test pool of trolls. I actually love Reddit. I really do. That's why I got those gadgets for you. Oh, thanks, babe. Awesome. I'm guessing it was jealousy. You're right. You're right. God, I got spell-hit three times? Barks. Yo, get that fuel, bro! Trusteroonies. Oh, what have I done? Watch this. Too much trust. What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? It's hypnotizing. I can't. I can't. Oh, Terry's head's done this. That was cute. After watching the ads on the top of the stream for replay effects, I bought my tickets. That's awesome, Jim. Okay, now that I got it... Jay, send me the link of where Reddit's yelling at you guys. I'm going to have a word with those teenagers. Kids. Come on, everybody. Gather round. Hold out your hands. How do I keep this song? Because I'm the candy man. This is my new favorite Metallica song. What is this? This isn't Metallica. Layer one. Yeah. It's a Romo song. Wait. One, two. One, two, three, four. Okay. What do I do now? Which did I play for? You're gonna continue getting fuel. I'm gonna get Hayden's. It is a Metallica song! It's a Metallica song! It's a Metallica game. Whoops. Well Jim, we'll see you there, buddy. Yeah! See you there! Nice sweet shot! Oh, whoa. Oh, Moose! You saw it. You almost juggled that out. Oh, so I gotta still feel like one more time. Someone take my pants away. Yeah, you need one more few fellas. Nailed it. Oh, ho, ho, ho. Too clean. Hit pass! Didn't work. There you go. One more. Well, four more. You got hail later. You got hail later? Like this? Yeah! Yay! Alright, one more high score. Here we go. Playing the horse, apparently. Not my fortune. Yeah, I go for shooting something else and I get 40. I think it was battery when I was playing. Alright, here we go. Hell yeah! Pigment. Oh, I've never seen that. What if we saw fuel? F-E-U-L. That's a good question. Satan appears. That's not fantastic. Nailed it. Shouldn't have trusted that. Shouldn't have done that. Missed that. Did you get a hanky yet? Get one. Hit your aim. One hanky. I'll look for the link later. I'm watching deadflip. All right. Well, yeah. I'm not watching deadflip. I want to see this shit. Shit. Hup! Shit. Let's go! Let's go! Wow! Big move, folks. Big shot! Come on! Do it! Do it! Back on race! Poop! Poop! Poop! Okay. You ready? Yeah, Moe. Yeah, Moe? Yeah, Moe. Nice job. Nice job. Why do you want to lose so bad? Are you just trying to make me feel better? I feel bad. Look how fucking sexy those are. Oh, dude. Why don't we have some? You're so nice. You came a long way. We need a pair, man. We need to put some on some World Cup or we're good. Yeah. Bright theme with those stars. American game. You need to put him on Ironman. Wait. First two bids and sold it. Listen, we got a beautiful World Cup out of this trade. I ain't mad at it. That's a good trade, I tell ya. That's a good trade. If you put him on World Cup, you can use a little hosiery. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can. Oh, there's a Yeah, have you ever replaced Blizzards before? Uh-uh. Ooh, now we know. The Toothpick Maneuver. Nice, fast, and funny. Clutch! Are you shooting for anything with the trigger right now? No, the cross is. Have we given up on Hagees? I think so. Oh, this is a high score last game. Huh? This is a high score? Yeah, like last game, last game. Oh. What? Where was I? Where were you? You've been trying Hagees? Alright, I've been Hageeing the whole time. Alright, Casey Jones, man, this is your chance. This is it. This is where Jack Daniels shines, dude. This is where you need to get $20 million in one ball. Don't see me. It's that easy. That's one good multiball. That's one good multiball. Is that it? No, okay. Is it? All right, what's our time here? 7 o'clock. So we got three minutes. What do you want to do? I'll give you a chance to play a real one. Rule game. Yep. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. All right, God of War, what's your challenge? I can't place my shirt up on Twitch. I already told you guys. I'll get in trouble. Beef Spangberg. I can't believe Beef wasn't there. Maybe he'll be at replay.