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14 Days of Don! #2 Family Dollar Unboxing!!

Don's Pinball Podcast Live Streams (YouTube)·video·9m 19s·analyzed·Jan 17, 2026
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TL;DR

Don unboxes Family Dollar purchases, jokes about Stern pricing, hints at pinball rumors.

Summary

Don (host of Don's Pinball Podcast) streams Day 2 of his "14 Days of Don" content series while staying in northern Maine before Pinball at the Beach. He humorously unboxes everyday items purchased at Family Dollar for $40 and makes comedic comparisons to Stern Pinball's pricing and product tiers. He also teases having pinball industry rumors to post on Patreon.

Key Claims

  • Don is currently in northern Maine and will be attending Pinball at the Beach in about a week

    high confidence · Don states: 'We are out in northern Maine currently' and 'We're going to be at Pinball at the Beach next week'

  • Don has pinball industry rumors/information he plans to post on Patreon

    high confidence · Don states: 'I've got a Patreon rumor I got to go post... I have some information that will be interesting to somebody' and 'I have it on mediocre authority'

  • Don is talking to friends from pinball companies coming to Pinball at the Beach

    high confidence · Don states: 'I'm talking to some friends with some uh pinball companies that are coming. Everybody's excited.'

Notable Quotes

  • “At Stern, it would have cost me at least $45. And I don't know when I wouldn't have been able to get it unless I overpaid for the LE Family Dollar bag. I would have bought the premium Family Dollar bag and I'd still be waiting for the expression lights for my Family Dollar thing.”

    Don@ 5:50 — Humorous critique of Stern Pinball's pricing strategy, limited editions, and delayed product fulfillment using Family Dollar as a satirical comparison

  • “I have some information that will be interesting to somebody. So, I'm going to go put it up there. I mean, I have it on mediocre authority, but when has that stopped us before?”

    Don@ 7:14 — Teases upcoming pinball industry rumors/intel to be posted on Patreon; indicates he has unverified but credible information

  • “Man, this is only it's not even a full 24 hours yet. I have I'm starting to lose my mind.”

    Don@ 6:21 — Reinforces the comedic premise of the 14 Days of Don series—documenting his mental state while isolated

Entities

DonpersonStern PinballcompanyPinball at the BeacheventFamily DollarorganizationJawsgame

Signals

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    content_signal: Don launching 14-day daily content series while away from home base; documenting experience on YouTube livestream

    high · Don explains the series as a way to 'document my slow fall into madness' and states 'I'll be back in Benton getting ready for Pinball at the Beach'

  • ?

    industry_signal: Humorous but pointed critique of Stern Pinball's pricing tiers, premium/LE markups, delayed fulfillment, and accessory costs

    high · Don sarcastically describes buying premium versions, waiting for expression lights, and jokes that Stern items cost $45+ for similar value items at Family Dollar

  • ?

    rumor_hype: Don has unpublished pinball industry rumors/intelligence to be shared on Patreon; source quality described as 'mediocre authority'

    high · Don explicitly states: 'I've got a Patreon rumor I got to go post... I have some information that will be interesting to somebody' and 'I have it on mediocre authority'

  • ?

    event_signal: Multiple pinball company representatives confirmed attending Pinball at the Beach; Don in direct communication with industry contacts

    high · Don states: 'I'm talking to some friends with some uh pinball companies that are coming. Everybody's excited.'

Topics

14 Days of Don content seriesprimaryPinball at the Beach event preparationprimaryStern Pinball pricing and product strategy (satirized)primaryPinball industry rumors and insider informationsecondaryCommunity engagement and content creationsecondary

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Transcript

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Oh man, this is going to be great. This is one of the best ideas I've probably had ever. And we'll see if we'll see if people enjoy it. It is, as you know, if you've been paying attention, the 14 days of dawn. I am stuck nearly out of the country. And in order to document my slow fall into madness, I've decided to launch the 14 days of dawn. 14 days. I'll be back in Benton getting ready for pinball at the beach. So, we're going to make some content of some sort each and every day and bring it to you guys here. So, this is what we have. Let's see if anybody is in the chat. This was totally unannounced, by the way, but I made a pilgrimage to a local establishment called the Family Dollar. And I thought I would do an unboxing of the glorious amount of stuff I got for just 40 United States dollars. So, uh, all right, let's go. Day two. It's day two. We're doing the Family Dollar unboxing. I told you we'd be doing content every single day for 14 days, and this is what we get. Let me grab my bag. The state I'm currently in requires us to pay money for the paper sacks. So, this sack cost me a nickel. So, that ate into my $40 budget. But in random order, we will just pull out what we got. Now, first off, I got these bombass extra-L large basketball shorts. Look at these things. You can barely see them. I'll hold them back here. Booyah. Booya. Five bucks. Five bucks. They had some red ones that were like Jaws 50th color, which I really wanted, but they only had them in medium. And although I am a bit of a welterweight, I decided to go with these gray XL's so that'll be more fun. So, we'll break into this drip later. Let's keep going to the bag. Let's go to the bag. Oh, these were fun. So, I don't typically indulge in the Ben & Jerry's because it is just it is just concentrated nutrition. But they were having a sale where these were buy one get one free. I never see that happen. So, we went ahead and got some strawberry cheesecake and some tonight dough. It'll probably take me two weeks to even go through one of these, but you know, two for one. Two for one. So, we went we went and did that. We're going to get them on ice. We are out in northern Maine currently. I went to the Family Dollar and lost my mind. Okay, next up out of the bag of fun, check these out. Pinball themed stuff. I got some Rick and Morty underpants. They had exactly one pair of these left. They were $5 and I got Dude, check it out, dude. It's Rick and Morty. It's freaking Rick and Morty. So, I'm going to be sitting here in my with my pickle Rick hanging out uh for just five bucks. That was an impulse buy. The reason I went in is because I didn't bring any socks with me. I brought the socks I was wearing, but we now have we now have Sockitude. Uh, there was no place to buy clothes here and I was excited that there was a Family Dollar, so we got us we got us some socks. I think they were 10 bucks, but I got like 12 pairs of socks here. So, hell yes. It's like Christmas morning up in this business. Um, the Panic Studio says, "Still mad. Five years of Ben and Jerry got rid of cinnamon bun ice cream." That was I have had that before. It was amazing. I went through a period in my 20s where uh I I ate Ben & Jerry's quite a bit and then got out of it. My wife went through several periods in her 20s where she also ate a lot of ice cream. Not here nor there. Next item from the bag from the family dollar. $40 is what I spent for all this stuff. I got myself a plug of mozzarella cheese. I I like the bricks of the cheese. Um I like to shred it myself. Get out of here with that pre-shredded stuff. You got that potato starch on there to keep the shreds from binding to each other in the bag, but they just don't have that good cheese pull. You have to shred your own, ladies and gentlemen. All right, so I got some bobbleies from Sam's Club on the way up here. I now have a good plug of mozzarella. All right, this was this I felt was needed. I wanted to increase the decor of the place, so I got this cool bath mat. Look at this thing. This thing was only eight bucks, dude. Sweet. It's like gray. It's going to be functional. It's going to be a heck of a lot better than the wet lenolum that I'm dealing with in this 80s bathroom from this apartment. So, that will be good. That that I got two more things. And because, you know, I'm here for 14 days. I've got 10 pairs of socks, but I got some game pods in case I get hungry. We can do some game pod challenges. They did have Tide Pods, but I went with the Gain because they were cheaper because I wanted to stay within my self-limited $40 budget. The last I was excited about this. All right. A lot of those things that I got so far, those were necessities, but this one was just for me. It kept me under budget. And in the theme of pinball, theme of pinball purchases from the Family Dollar, this is what we got, dude. Look at this. Look at this. It's like I'm wearing the 50th anniversary edition of Jaws's pinball machine. I just have to add the glitter. I just have to add the glitter to the playfield. And we've have an entirely new drip. There was exactly one Jaws t-shirt. It was in my size. It was the only one they had. It was only $5. It had a security tag on it. We're talking about Family Dollar. A $5 Jaws t-shirt. $5 Jaws t-shirt had a security tag on it. What the hell kind of world do we live in? I should go lock my dang car. So, there you have it. All these great items collected at the Family Dollar for me. 40 bucks. We now got I can't wait to go try out both the Rick and Morty underpants and the bathroom mat. I might take an extra shower just to do that. At Stern, it would have cost me at least $45. And I don't know when I wouldn't have been able to get it unless I overpaid for the LE Family Dollar bag. I would have bought the premium Family Dollar bag and I'd still be waiting for the expression lights for my Family Dollar thing. Um, I I got a Diet Coke as well, but I opened that early. That wasn't part of the unboxing. Surprise, surprise. All right, so I got my gray my my Marc Silk screen gray great white skin shorts to go with my Jaws shirt. That'll be my loungewear while I'm here this week and next week. Man, this is only it's not even a full 24 hours yet. I have I'm starting to lose my mind. I'm going to cook I'm going to cook some food. We'll be back tomorrow morning for the Sunday Dantacular. We'll do that as day three of the 14 days of dawn. Uh I've got some podcasts lined up with some guests. I'm super excited about that. If you have any ideas of fun things to do for the 14 days of dawn, uh please let me know. We'll keep this going. I don't know if I'm going to make it one more day, but I'm going to try. And wouldn't it be amazing if I made it 14 days of generative content and kept from going nuts? This is crazy. We're going to be at Pinball at the beach next week. Um, I'm talking to some friends with some uh pinball companies that are coming. Everybody's excited. Uh, I've got I've got a Patreon rumor I got to go post. It's not going to be officially part of these 14 days. Um, but I have some information that will be interesting to somebody. So, I'm going to go put it up there. I mean, I have it on mediocre authority, but when has that stopped us before? Let's talk some pinball. Thank you for joining this completely unplanned and probably unhinged live stream of the unboxing of the bag of things that I just bought from Family Dollar. I'm going to get my Ben & Jerry's into the freezer. We got we got American dream. Uh so we're going to do that. Um send me emails if you have any ideas. If you want to talk back and forth, if you want to collaborate, hell, if you want to come on the podcast, and you maybe own a pinball company, not in the state of Minnesota, give me a call. We'll make it happen. We'll make it happen. Everybody be good. Um, I'll talk to you the next time that I talk to you. Okay? We'll talk later. We'll talk later. Yoink. We go. Oh, what the [ __ ]