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Poor Man's Pinball Podcast·podcast_episode·analyzed·Aug 30, 2021
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TL;DR

Poor Man's Pinball Podcast tribute clip show celebrating Scott Ian's departure with community messages.

Summary

This is a clip show compilation from the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast featuring intro segments from episodes 1-50+ spliced together with musical transitions and comedic bits. The episode serves as a farewell tribute to co-host Scott Ian, who is departing the show, with heartfelt messages from Drew (host) and guests from the pinball community. The content showcases the show's evolution, running jokes, and community relationships while Drew transitions the podcast forward solo.

Key Claims

  • Scott Ian is departing from the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast after two years of collaboration

    high confidence · Drew's opening statement: 'I just wanted to say thank you, Scott Ian, for all the wonderful episodes, all the great editing, everything that you've done to help this podcast become something really amazing and fun to do each and every week. We are going to miss you a lot.'

  • The podcast has transitioned into a 'Fuck It Friday' segment format alongside regular episodes

    high confidence · Multiple episode intros reference 'Fuck It Friday' as a separate series running parallel to main episodes, with episodes numbered separately

  • Pin Stadium Light became a major sponsor of the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast around episode 50

    high confidence · Drew's commentary: 'Matt Scott does a great job with Pin Stadium Light' and extensive sponsor integration in later episode intros

  • Drew plans to continue the podcast solo after Scott Ian's departure

    medium confidence · Drew states: 'I don't know where it's going to go...but I want to keep going with something'

  • The podcast's running tagline is 'the sloppiest show on the internet'

    high confidence · Repeated across multiple episode intros throughout the compilation

Notable Quotes

  • “It definitely will not be the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast without you...Scott Ian, from the bottom of my heart, thank you so much for everything you've done.”

    Drew @ Opening segment — Emotional tribute marking Scott Ian's departure from the co-hosting role

  • “I consider you a friend...You've made me laugh a lot. You made me shake my head a lot. And my wife really enjoyed seeing you in a kilt, which kind of bothers me. But man, I appreciate it.”

    Tim Dan Lee (Tribe Multiball) @ Guest tribute segment — Community recognition of Scott Ian's impact and personality

  • “When you talk to them when they're sober, they're actually intelligent and they have actual thought. I loved it when you called me after you did that podcast with them. You were like, I didn't even know who I was talking to.”

    Referenced commentary about Drew and Scott Ian @ Mid-compilation — Characterization of the hosts' sober vs. on-air personas

  • “We sold out folks. I don't know what else to say. We used to do this for the pinball now it's just for the mate and the riches and the women and all the other stuff that comes along with it.”

    Drew @ Episode 50 area intros — Self-aware commentary on sponsor integration and commercialization

  • “The only pinball podcast that's not safe for work. Put the kids to bed and buckle up. We're drinking, we're swearing, we're ready to go.”

    Drew/Scott Ian @ Episode 26 intro — Defining characteristic of the show's brand and audience target

Entities

DrewpersonScott IanpersonPoor Man's Pinball PodcastorganizationTim Dan LeepersonRachel LilgepersonZach SharpepersonLaura HabermanpersonMatt Scottperson

Signals

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    personnel_signal: Scott Ian, co-host of Poor Man's Pinball Podcast for two years, is departing the show. Drew plans to continue solo with new content format.

    high · Drew's opening tribute statement and extended farewell segment; community tributes acknowledging Scott Ian's two-year tenure

  • ?

    content_signal: Poor Man's Pinball has evolved from main episodes to include 'Fuck It Friday' segment format, marking a shift in content strategy.

    high · Multiple 'Fuck It Friday' episode intros interspersed throughout compilation; Drew's commentary on editing and new format

  • ?

    business_signal: Pin Stadium Light became a major recurring sponsor around episode 50, representing significant monetization milestone for the podcast.

    high · Multiple consecutive episode intros (around ep 50+) featuring Pin Stadium Light sponsorship; Drew's self-aware commentary about becoming 'shills'

  • ?

    community_signal: Demonstration of strong relationships between pinball podcasts (Poor Man's Pinball, Tribe Multiball, Kaneda's Pinball) with guest appearances and mutual recognition.

    high · Community members from other podcasts providing tribute messages; guest appearances in episode intros

  • ~

    sentiment_shift: Shift from grassroots, irreverent podcast identity ('sloppiest show on the internet') to commercially-sponsored content, with self-aware humor about the transition.

    medium · Drew's commentary: 'We used to do this for the pinball now it's just for the mate and the riches and the women'

Topics

Podcast personnel and transitionsprimaryCommunity relationships and collaborationprimaryShow format evolution and brandingprimarySponsorship and monetizationsecondaryPinball podcast ecosystemsecondaryContent production and editingsecondaryPinball community culture and eventsmentioned

Sentiment

positive(0.78)— Predominantly positive tone with emotional gratitude toward Scott Ian's departure. The show's self-aware humor and comedic roasting maintains levity throughout. Community tributes are warm and appreciative. Some self-deprecating commentary about commercialization and show quality appears humorous rather than genuinely negative.

Transcript

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🎵 I'll trickle low, yeah, with nobody else. I'll trickle low, yeah, with nobody else. Yeah, you know when I trickle low, I prefer to be by myself. Now every morning just before breakfast I don't want no coffee or tea Just me and my good buddy Wiser That's all I ever need Cause I drink alone Yeah, with nobody else Yeah, you know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself Hey guys, Drew here with the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. I just wanted to say thank you, Ian, for all the wonderful episodes, all the great editing, everything that you've done to help this podcast become something really amazing and fun to do each and every week. We are going to miss you a lot. I'm going to miss you especially. It definitely will not be the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast without you. I don't know where it's going to go. I've said that before, but I want to keep going with something. But once again, Ian, from the bottom of my heart, thank you so much for everything you've done. What I've done here is I've edited together a bunch of clips from the beginning of our show, the intros to our show. I thought it was kind of a fun thing. I'm going to do a few of these clip shows just kind of to get some content out there for everybody to keep us on the airwaves. I thought there's some funny stuff, some good stuff. I do have some new original content in store, but while I'm kind of working out the kinks and learning some of the editing and all that kind of good stuff, I just wanted to get a few good things out there. And over the next few weeks, I hope to get more and more of this content out for you guys. So I really, really, really hope you enjoy it. And Ian, take care of yourself. Enjoy a few drinks. Spend some time with your family. Play a little pinball. And we will talk to you soon. Hey, everyone. This is Tim Lee and Rachel Lilge. We're from Tribe Multiball with Rachel and Tim. And today we're here to celebrate Ian. How about it, Rachel? Heck yeah. Ian of the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. Absolutely. Ian, I just wanted to take a minute here to say I am very appreciative for all the episodes you've put together over the last two years. It's been a great show. I consider you a friend. It was great to get to know you. I loved everything you've done. You've made me laugh a lot. You made me shake my head a lot. And my wife really enjoyed seeing you in a kilt, which kind of bothers me. But man, I appreciate it. Thank you so much. Glad you brought me on board. And I owe you a lot, buddy. Next time I see you or the first time I see you, beers on me. That's so nice. Ian, thank you for making me laugh, for bringing me joy and all of our listeners. So many of us listen to podcasts while we're in the vehicle, at work, on the treadmill, out in the garden, doing other things in life. and it's great to all of a sudden have this big ha as something that you have said. I've also really enjoyed the Twitch format as well. I'm not going to argue with Mrs. Lee singing a kilt. It's kind of fun. But seriously, thank you for everything. Being part of the Poor Man's Pinball Tribe has opened a lot of doors for myself and for Tim Lee, and we are just so appreciative of that and all of the love and the support that you give to us. I just want to say when I first met you, I thought this guy is one of the funniest people I've ever met. And because of that, it got me to listen to your podcast. So thanks. All right. Hey, we love you, Ian. I'm confused. Is this not the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast? It's not great. It's not perfect. It's not great. It's not perfect. It's not great. It's not perfect. Ian and Drew from the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. Wow. What dicks? Wisconsin dicks. Hey, you know what? Cheese dicks. Literally, the guys with the darkest video are the ones wearing sunglasses. Really? What is that? Oh, so they said, fuck you to us. Well, guess what, guys? Fuck you. How about that? But I still loved it. They were hilarious because they were so free. They were just having a good time. They were drunk, having a good time. Listen to their podcast. Same way. It was funny. When you talk to them when they're sober, they're actually intelligent. and they have actual thought. I loved it when you called me after you did that podcast with them. You were like, I didn't even know who I was talking to. They were like two totally different guys. You get them at 8 in the morning when they're not drunk. You get them drunk and they've got the sloppiest show on the Internet. Oh, well. It's so great. Oh, well. What's up, everybody? My name is Ian. And my name is Drew. This is the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. What was that name again? The Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. Why do we call it the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast? Well, because we're poor, man. That's a good start. And welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, episode number two. The only pinball podcast that searches the coin return slots for extra quarters. I am Drew, and the man giggling and sitting across from me is my hetero life partner, and the only man in pinball that can flip a game without his hands. It's Ian, how you guys doing out there? Poor Man's Pinball Podcast The only podcast that has a legit dynamic duo I am Drew, and with me always is Ian Thank you Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, this is episode number four The only pinball podcast that'll never give you up Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you Also the only podcast that will give you a happy ending I'm Drew What? Nope, keep going man We're still recording. We're rolling. Episode number five, the only pinball podcast sponsored by Willy Wonka Candy. When you want a Willy in your mouth, try Wonka Candy. Episode number six. Number six. Number six, the only pinball podcast that hasn't had a temper tantrum on the air. Coming at you never live from South Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Deep cut. Deep cut. I am Drew, and with me is the runner-up for the sexiest man in this basement. It's Ian, guys. How you doing today? Podcast episode number seven, the only pinball podcast that is broadcast in 25 languages in 50 countries around the world. I am Drew, and across from me is the other guy that we love so much. Hey, it's Ian. Welcome to Poor Dick's. Poor Dick's Brokeback. Thanks, Zach. Thank you very much for that, buddy. you keep tuning in we're not sure why so we'll keep doing it it's the poor man's pinball podcast with drew and ian hello everyone and thank you for joining us for episode eight the episode where we drink and kick ass with a guest smooth and easy like kvasi a it's the poor man's pinball podcast with Drew and Ian. Hello, everyone, and thank you for joining us for Episode 9, the episode where we wear socks and answer emails regarding socks, but with another guest. Today's guest is Laura Haberman, my wife, the mother of my child, and yes, my current partner in crime. Happy Mother's Day, Laura. What's the chef cooking? Poor Man's Pinball Podcast with Drew and Ian. Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, episode number 10. Hey, guys, thanks for listening to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast with Drew and Ian. Climbing in mountains, sail across the stormy sea. If that's what it takes me, baby, to show how much you mean to me. I know, I know, what a great song. How dare he cut it, you know. What are you drinking today? It's the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast with Drew and Ian. Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, episode number 12. The only pinball podcast not pumping the brakes but punching the accelerator. I am Drew, and with me always is Ian. Punch it. Punch it. Bra! Welcome! Poor Man's Pinball Podcast with Drew and Ian. That was supposed to be the drum roll. Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, episode number 13, the podcast that keeps on going, taking your listeners and your girlfriends and your dead. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Hey guys, flapping your flippers, waxing your balls. Poor Man's Pinball Podcast is what you're tuning into with Drew and Ian. I keep my hands on myself Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. I'm Ian. And I am Drew. And this is episode number 14, the episode we made up just now. Hey folks, ears a-tingling, Poor Man's Pinball Podcast a-ringling, Drew and Ian. This is the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. Everyone's seventh favorite pinball podcast. Hey, you're listening to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast with Drew, like, oh, there's balls everywhere. Oh, there's balls everywhere. Oh, there's balls everywhere. And Ian. You're as cold as ice. You're willing to sacrifice our love. Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, episode number 16. I'm Ian, and with me is Drew. Drew, how you doing, buddy? I'm doing great. Hey, did we acquire the assets for that song there, buddy? We were looking into it, and shh. You keep tuning in. We're not sure why, so we'll keep doing it. It's the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast with Drew and Ian. Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, the seventh best pinball podcast on the planet, the podcast that generates the most swear word per minute, and the only podcast that syncs up the speech with the video clips. What's the chef cooking? Poor Man's Pinball Podcast with Drew and Ian. Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. Everyone's 7th favorite pinball podcast episode number 18. We have you guys flapping your flippers, waxing your balls. Poor Man's Pinball Podcast is what you're tuning into with Drew and Ian. Ladies, gentlemen, welcome to the Cool Rants Pinball Podcast, episode 19. the home edition podcast stripped down and cheaper than every other pinball podcast. Hey, you're listening to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast with Drew and Ian. Welcome to the 4 Man's Pinball Podcast, episode number 20. That's right folks, 20 episodes in and we have officially made it. This is the only pinball podcast not being sued by ARA. Also the only pinball podcast sponsored by Kessler's Fine Whiskey. What are you drinking today? Kessler's Fine Whiskey. It's the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast with Drew and Ian. Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. Everyone's seventh favorite pinball podcast, including my own. Thank you, everybody, for joining us today. I am alone in the studio. You keep tuning in. We're not sure why, so we'll keep doing it. It's the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast with Drew and... Well, Aunt Mary, by Uncle John, he claimed he has a misery, but he's having a lot of fun. Oh, baby, yeah, baby. Woo, baby. Having me some fun tonight. Yeah. Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, episode number 22. Everyone's 30th favorite pinball podcast. This is the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, now sponsored by This Week in Pinball. Smooth and easy like Kavasi-A. It's the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast with Drew and Eve. Sometimes I will, then again I think I won't. Sometimes I will, then again I think I won't. Sometimes I do, then again I think I don't. Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, episode number 23. The only pinball podcast with a clear coat scientist behind the mic. It's Ian. Hey guys, flapping your flippers, waxing your balls. Poor Man's Pinball Podcast is what you're tuning into with Drew and Ian. My name is Rio and she dances on the stand. Just like that river twisting through a dusty land And when she shines she really shows you all she can Oh Rio, Rio hands across the Rio Grande Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast episode number 24 That's right, we are a full case of episodes A pinball podcast that swears and drinks and is unlicensed. Hey, everybody. Thanks for listening with your ears to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast with Drew and Kate. Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, episode number 25, the only pinball podcast offering full refunds for defective episodes, starting tomorrow. What are you drinking today? It's the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast with Drew and Ian. I'm like a yo-yo Wake me up before you go-go I don't wanna miss it when we hit that high Wake me up before you go-go Cause I'm not planning on going solo Wake me up before you go-go Take me dancing tonight Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, episode number 26. The only pinball podcast that's not safe for work. Put the kids to bed and buckle up. We're drinking, we're swearing, we're ready to go. Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, episode number 27, the sloppiest show on the internet. You keep tuning in, we're not sure why, so we'll keep doing it. It's the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast with Drew and Ian. Hold tight, count of three, dollars, big, close, my name is Hold tight, check and shout, just wrap around the pound Hold tight, shut your eyes, girl, you shut me up For die, die, die, die, die, die, die Forget me, you're the guy Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, episode 28 28? 28, the sloppiest show on the internet Woo! And everyone's seventh favorite podcast It's happening And the only pinball podcast that answers to no one Yep, that means we have no sponsors Welcome Poor Man's Pinball Podcast With Drew and Ian That was supposed to be the drum roll Come on, feel the noise Girls, rock your voice We'll get wild, wild, wild Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. Everyone's seventh favorite pinball podcast. How's everyone out there doing in podcast land? What's the chef cooking? Poor Man's Pinball Podcast with Drew and Ian. You know that I'm a slummy, I'm a glam I like it bum bum damn Take the money, take the money I'm a slummy, I'm a glam I like it bum bum damn Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast Episode number 30 That's right, we made it to 30 Did you or did you not have a good time at the party? I had an awesome time Frank, I know that you had an awesome time I think the entire town knows that you had an awesome time I'm trying to ask Mitch whether or not he had an awesome time The champ is here! The champ is here! The champ is here! The champ is here! The champ is here! The champ is here! The champ is here! The champ is here! Welcome to the Four Man's Pinball Podcast. The only podcast that was at Expo and doesn't remember Expo. game's over losers as once described by betty white hgtv's top street fighter this is the sloppiest pinball podcast this side of the mesa this is of course poor man's pinball podcast starring Drew and Ian. That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over. Game over. Welcome to the 4 Man Pinball Podcast, episode number 32. The only pinball podcast that will help you pass the year. This is my recital. I think it's very vital. To rock around, that's right, on time, it's tricky. Here we go! It's tricky to rock around, to rock around, that's right, on time, it's tricky. It's tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky. It's tricky to rock around, to rock around, that's right, on time, it's tricky. I met this little girl Someone to help me. I'm gonna need somebody's help. Son of a bitch, give me a drink. One more night, I'll escape this pain. Son of a bitch, if I can't get free, I'm gonna drink my way. Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, episode 33. The sloppiest pinball podcast since... I don't know, I'm drunk. This beat is my recital. I think it's very vital. To rock around, that's right, on time. It's tricky, it's a play. Here we go. It's tricky to rock around, to rock around, that's right, on time. It's tricky. It's tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky. It's tricky to rock around, to rock around, that's right, our time is tricky. Tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky. I met this little girl. All right, welcome to Fuckin' Friday. Happy Friday, Drew. Fuckin' Friday number two. I love it. I'm gonna need someone to help me. I'm gonna need somebody's help. Son of a bitch, give me a drink One more night, I'll be stamping paint Son of a bitch, if I can't get free I'm gonna drink my own drink Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, episode number 34, the 7th. Greatest pinball podcast in the world. Sloppiest. And the sloppiest pinball podcast Seventh worst Because it's Friday You ain't got no job And you ain't got shit to do You're just in time For the after party that is Bucket Friday Starring Drew and Ian Welcome to Bucket Friday Bucket Number three Number three? Here we go We've done this three Fridays now? Three Fridays. Jesus. They're quick, they're easy. Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, episode number 35. 35, the only pinball podcast that needs a complete teardown and restore. That's true. That's very true. It's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do. Fuck It Friday, episode number four. Number four? This week, we'll be talking about heartbeats again. Oh, wait a minute. No, we're definitely not, because I did the research and realized that nobody gives a shit. So we're kind of done with that. Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, episode number 36. The only pinball podcast you should be stuffing in your face this Thanksgiving. Hey, happy Thanksgiving, everyone. It's Turkey Day. Turkey, turkey, turkey. I love it. Because it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do. You're just in time for the after party that is Rocket Friday, starring True and Ian. Welcome to Fuck It Friday, everybody's favorite Black Friday holiday. Here we are. Five, right? Five of these fucking things. Five Fuck It Fridays. Parental. Hey, guys, we don't really do this, but this was a first for everything. Parental discretion advised. This is a episode where we may have some more sexual type of conversations. so with that being said i highly recommend if there's anyone young that listens to the effort fridays um to definitely make sure they don't listen to this one it's rated x for exciting it's bad so um this is your warning if you do let your kids listen to this you're a terrible parent thank you because it's friday you ain't got no job and you ain't got shit to do Oh, yeah. It's time. You've waited a week or more, and now it's finally here. The time has come for the sloppiest show on the Internet. This week's episode of Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. Starring Drew and Ian. That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over I'm gonna need Someone to help me I'm gonna need Somebody's help Son of a bitch Give me a drink One more night I'll step in pain Son of a bitch If I make it clean I'm on a dreamland way Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, episode number 46. The sloppiest show on the internet. Today we have a guest, Drew. I'm not the guest, am I? You know who the guest is, Drew. I do know, because he's sitting right next to me. Because it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do. Oh yeah, it's time. You've waited a week or more, and now it's finally here. The time has come for the sloppiest show on the internet. This week's episode of Boer Mads Pinball Podcast. Welcome to Friday. Here we are, Friday. It's got to be beautiful Carl Weathers. here in sunny wisconsin sunny wi i'm on uh hopefully everyone has a fantastic weekend lined up drew how you doing brother fantastic welcome welcome to the poor man's pinball podcast episode number 47 the only pinball podcast that's not a re-theme of every other pinball podcast boom boom i am drew i'm ian i'm mr meeseeks look at me hey what you doing not much just hanging out i'm staring at this pinball forum where people are arguing about shit that doesn't matter damn dog check that noise you should be where it's at huh and where might that be poor man's pinball podcast facebook group silly ass wow now i'm so much more informed my teeth are whiter and my blood pressure's lower yep and your faith in humanity isn't quite as grim thank you for man's pinball podcast hello ladies and gentlemen here is where ian and drew become the biggest shills in pinball podcasting in three two one hello my pinball people today's episode is brought to you by our friends over at pin stadium light hello ladies and gentlemen this episode of the poor man's pinball podcast is brought to you by pin stadiums this episode of the poor man's pinball podcast is brought to you by pin stadiums here we go with some more Win Schilling by ian we love pin stadium lights but holy cow have we become some amazing shills around episode 50 it just goes on and on and on we sold out folks i don't know what else to say we used to do this for the pinball now it's just for the money and the riches and the women and all the other stuff that comes along with it i hope you enjoy i'm with the show hello ladies and gentlemen welcome today's episode is brought to you by pin stadium lights hello ladies and gentlemen welcome today's episode is brought to you by pin stadium lights hello ladies and gentlemen welcome today's episode is brought to you by pin stadium lights in three two one episode is brought to you by pin stadium lights in three two one episode is brought to you by pin stadium lights in three two one episode is brought to you by pin stadium light can you believe it we're gonna have another show it just keeps coming and it keeps getting worse. So here is another Penn Stadium show in 3, 2, 1. Hey, guess what happened? What? I finally did it. What? I bought some hyper beams for my laser war. Did you know that? No, but they're awesome. I did. No, PennStadium.com. They're all new. Here is another Penn Stadium show in 3, 2, 1. The Poor Man's Pinball Podcast is brought to you by PinStadiums. In 3, 2, 1. Hey everybody, this episode is brought to you by... In 3, 2, 1. PinStadium Lights. You thought I forgot. I couldn't believe how many episodes in a row sounded so samey-samey when we were doing these intros. So for this next part, I just started playing them all together. You know, just layering the tracks on top of one another. And it was just kind of humorous and funny for me. Once again, Scott does a great job with PinStadium Lights. but I wasn't going to subject you guys to every single intro that we did, especially when they sounded the same. So without further ado, here's all those intros all at once. So we'll get them out of the way and then move on to some new, better stuff. Today's episode of the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast is sponsored by Pinstadium Lights. Today's episode of the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast is sponsored by Pinstadium Lights. Pinstadium.com. This episode is brought to you by Pinstadium. This episode is brought to you by Pinstadium.com. What does it mean? What does it mean? We're all in the same place. We're all in the same place. And what does it mean? It reduces eye strain. It reduces unwanted reflux. Are we recording? Is this it? You guys just, we're recording? Hey, welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. Drew and Ian here. And we got a special guest today. It's Chris, too cool for school. Cluers? Cluers? That's it. Cluers. Mr. Kaneda himself. the one that everybody loves including stern and most recently facebook is now his best friend chris how you doing sir i'm doing great you know when you had christopher franchi on i just thought you know let's get all the christophers on the show so here we go let's do it absolutely well what should we start with man because you know what we're just gonna we're gonna freestyle this whole episode we had notes the notes just went out the window did you hear that drew i just i I just pretended to throw notes out the window. Drew spent 15 days on notes for Kaneda and we going to throw them out the window All gone Poof What are you guys drinking Because I drinking too What are you drinking sir Why don you start Chris What are you drinking, sir? Well, a Louis Trey. Now, I am drinking a Suntory whiskey. It's a Japanese whiskey on the rocks. You're too fancy for our show, sir. It's nice. Very nice. Well played, sir. Drew, what are you drinking? I am drinking some Crown Royal Apple. On the rocks. Beautiful. And I am doing a Grey Goose with Red Bull again, because I got a two-year-old. I'm fucking tired. G'day, Trevor. what's been happening in the world of pinball down under over the last three weeks old mate what do you got for me what do you mean fuck all yes i'm well across the coronavirus have you spoken to any of the distributors what about turtles still a month away okay what about hot wheels i know it's in melbourne and we're in sydney but we still need to know what's happening our mates across the pond are curious give dr john a call let's see what's going on up north in Queensland. Here, give me the phone. Yeah, g'day Dr John, it's Rorden. Rorden Osborne, Sydney. Tribe member number 24. Hello? Dr John? Hello? Trevor, are you sure you have the right phone number for Dr John? He called me a wanker and hung up. Get Damien on the blower. Let's see what's happening down at Haggis with Celts. G'day Damien, Rorden here mate how's kelts going yeah oh okay yep yeah oh nice work yeah good to hear mate catch up next year at tpf all right mate i'll let them all know trevor cue the intro we're ready to rock and roll all right the poor man's pinball podcast is sponsored by the following flipping out pin shades twit pin stadium lights and pinballprices.com look mike i've been doing a lot of thinking and I realized I've spent years trying to fix this, to fix us. And the truth is, I don't love you anymore. I want to, but I can't. Don't you have anything to say? Yeah, I've got something to say. If you think you're getting the kids, you're f***ing crazy! Middle-aged mutant ninja turtles I'll call them a distant Under Armory King From Utah, Jint and Secret Pooh Middle-aged mutant ninja turtles Now they do their shopping at Whole Foods I'm bringing them back They used to be so cool Now they drive these spoiled kids to school Middle-aged mutant ninja turtles Middle-aged mutant ninja turtles Middle-aged mutant ninja turtles And all of them are slumber now Turtle power Hello? Hi, Don. This is Dr. Furstenberg. Oh, hey. Is this a good time to talk? Uh-huh. Now, as you know, we found a suspicious lump on your spine. Uh-huh. So, yeah, we got your test results back. Okay. Well, I'm looking at the report right now, and as it turns out, it was just a benign cyst. Oh. Oh, okay, great. Thanks. Little H-Mutant Ninja Turtles Hey, uh, did you hear about Shredder? No, what happened? He died. Wow, seriously? Yeah. You think we should go to the funeral? No, no. Maybe the wake, but definitely not the service. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages, step right up. It's time for the one, the only, the Four Man's Pinball Podcast. Welcome to the Four Man's Pinball Podcast, episode 67. The Podcast. Welcome, guys, to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. This is episode number 68. We are doing this live. This is our first attempt at Facebook Live. A couple weeks ago, we did Twitch. Can't be worse than Twitch. Insert Beavis and Butthead laugh. Well, we didn't have that laugh today, but you know what that means? at least we have notes we do have notes guys this episode of the poor man's pinball podcast is brought to you by this week in pinball 10 off your and by that i mean it's time for the poor man's pinball podcast baby one two three go and there's a shit ton of background noise you had one job this is now the part where we started our live shows and now we're Win Schilling for flipping out pinball along with pin stadiums along with pin shades along with pinball prices man we are just fucking shills but you know like I said our transition to the live shows was awesome same thing I'm just kind of layering these on top of each other because there was just so many of them and they all kind of sounded the same so you know just had a little fun with the editing it's not great it's not perfect but once again thank you to all of our wonderful sponsors I don't know where this thing is going in the future but Zach and Nicole flipping out pinball, pin stadiums Pinshades, This Week in Pinball, pinballprices.com. All you great sponsors over the years have been so wonderful to our show. And a special, special shout-out to all you guys and gals out there. So thank you very much. Happy Halloween, Halloween, happy, happy Halloween to Earth, Shamba. Happy, happy Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, happy, happy Halloween to Earth, Shamba. It's almost time, kids. The clock is ticking. Be in front of your TV sets for the Horror-Thon. And remember the big giveaway at 9. Don't miss it. And don't forget to wear your masks. The clock is ticking. It's almost time. Happy, happy Halloween. Halloween, Halloween. Happy, happy Halloween. Super Shamba. Happy, happy Halloween. Halloween, Halloween. Happy, happy Halloween. Silver pinball Oh, enough of that shit, huh? We have done that quite a bit. The best part is, did you read it? No, did you? No, I saw a headline. It looked pretty cool. So this week in pinball, he does have a lot of neat stuff on there. He recaps everything in pinball every single week. He does this way better than we ever could. So check out Chef on this week in pinball. He's been busy, man. He gave away like a PS3. Oh, yeah. PS5, you mean? Where have you been? I got a PS3. No, the poor men are giving away a PS2 this week's episode. We should give away my PS3. I've never played that thing. It may not work, but it's our giveaway for the month. So if you want a PS3, hit up Ian. It's already started. Hey there, poor man tribe and other listeners. It's Neil from Fishtails. I bet you guys have been wondering where I've been all these days. Truth be told, about six months of no pinball means I've got to take a break from the silver ball. See, I've been wearing my pin shades while fishing. They're good for all sportsman's visions need to break out the glare of the water when past fishing for crappies. Plus, they're really good when you're looking sharp for the ladies at the tavern. If you need a pair, use the promo code POORMANSBF. So, yeah, hey there. How's your eyesight? You want to play some pinball under the light of a thousand suns? Well, holy crapes, dear guy. Say goodbye to the retinas and go fucking blind with pinstadium.com. Use the promo code POORMANS, that's with an S, for a wallhanger of a deal. Now, if you're looking to catch a new Stern, JJP, CGC, or American pinball machine, get a hold of Zach at Flippin' Up Pinball. We got all the pinball machines for your live well. Now, I hear he's got an escalera thing, my jiggy, to lift your boat up out of the murky waters of winter. But just tell Zach Neal sent you. Now, if you can't afford a new game, maybe flipping out pinball will have a used game. But I highly suggest going to pinballprices.com to cast spoons in Zach's market trends prices. See, I can't guarantee Doc uses the polynomials and such, but you get your best judgment from him and you'll hook a lunker. Okay, dear guy? Now, if you're really a poor man like me, take and download the Zen Studios Pinball FX3 for your PC or gaming console. Tell me that you can play, they tell me you can play virtual reproductions of the classics like Creature from the Black Lagoon or Shavecracker or Dr. Dude. I think you can even play a game with fishtails and hang out with your buddies, Neil and Bob. Now, lastly, there's TWIP. Now, that stands for This Week in Pinball. This is the website you want to go to to get all your pinball news, since there's no chance in hell you're going to hear about any of that from Ian and Drew. These guys couldn't catch a fish in a puddle. Anyway, thanks, Jeff Patterson. Now, roll the intro. It's the only podcast that can't seem to open up their Christmas stocking because it's dried shut with some kind of odd substance. Hey, never mind that bicep boner or the dick weights. Here's something totally new to look at. An eight-sided spider dildo. Coming to you live this week only in the studio. It's Drew's favorite tribe member. Of course, I'm talking about tribe member number seven, Glenn Glenn Waechter. Glenn Waechter? Damn near killed her. Ho, ho, ho. Xander's pimp hand is strong. Welcome, guys. Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, episode number 85. This is the sloppiest holiday show on the internet. The time has come for someone to put his foot down. We're waiting. And that foot is me. Yes, sir. This year we're going to grab the bull by the balls. Thanks. Thank you. Well, it looks like probation didn't work. So that's it. Double secret probation for you. Welcome to Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, episode number 86, the sloppiest show on the internet, sloppiest sponsorship of the internet. How you doing, Drew? I'm doing great. I'm here. I'm rusty. You are rusty. It's been two weeks. I'm in my pajamas and shit. I'm rusty as hell. Happy New Year's, Drew. Happy New Year's. Oh, you buttholes across the land. We missed you. Is it New Year's in Australia yet? I know they're a little behind. I think they... Poor Man's Pinball podcast is sponsored by Flip N Out Pinball. Call Zach and Nicole to get the latest. Some of the best... Just pay the bribe on Poor Man's Pinball. Pour me another round. Pay your bits to see some tits on Poor Man's Pinball. Poor Man's Pinball. Poor Man's Pinball. Poor Man's Pinball. Thanks, Glenn, for that beautiful intro. That wasn't Glenn, that was Puppet Pals. I'm sorry, Puppet Pals. Glenn's not that talented, he told us. As always, I didn't hear that before we got on air here. Look at these two drunk guys. Betcha they're really high. Take a drink, piss in the sink, on poor man's pinball. Here comes a sloppy show. One in the tribe, just pay the bribe, on poor man's pinball. Pour me another round. Pay your bits to see some tits, on poor man's pinball. Oh, that's pinball. Oh, that's pinball. Oh, that's pinball. Oh, that's pinball. Hi, everybody. This is Ian, and with me is Drew, and we are the Pin Swap Team. And we had a special announcement today for all of you pinheads and arcade buffs, and basically just coin up nuts like us. If you can stick a coin in it, we can make it happen. I think so. We're going to try anyway. So what is it? What the hell are we talking about? Well, we just created a website that is live now. It's pinswaprentals.com. That's pinswaprentals.com. It is a peer-to-peer website. So basically it's a rental website where owners of machines can put their machines up for rent. The Poor Man's Pinball Podcast is sponsored by... Poor men are sponsored by... PinSwap. PinSwap, what can we say that hasn't been said already? You rent machines on PinSwap. It's been going very well. It's easier to track the ball. It's not going to wear gloves! Going very well. And more machines get added every single day. So it's been really cool and exciting to see that grow kind of on its own. Drew and I haven't done much with it this week. Every day we see more and more people signing up, which is just awesome. Yep. So sign up for Pinswap, guys. It's free. It's free. It's free. All right. On with the show. Just use them, dude. I'm not going to wear gloves while I work. I'm sorry. It makes no sense. It absolutely makes sense. You're a janitor who snakes toilets with his bare hands. So my hands get a little dirty from time to time. I appreciate the concern, but I'm fine. It's not for you. It's for us. Use gloves. Look at this. Check it out. The Restaurant Bar Association's Best Bar Award is coming up. We could get nominated. Frank, we never get nominated for awards, okay? And we don't give a shit because they're stupid. We don't care about that kind of stuff, all right? Look, am I curious as to why we never get nominated? Sure. Do I care? Not in the slightest. No, we don't care about it. I mean, all right, it is a little odd we've never been nominated. Yes, it's odd. At some point it becomes a little aggressive. So what is it? We don't deserve it? We're not cool enough? Whoa. Whoa, okay, Frank. Now, if I do something, you better believe it's cool. Yeah, if I'm going to put my name on something, it's going to be award worthy. I can't imagine that other people are doing what we're doing better. I mean, it's serving up drinks. It's just upsetting. I'm sorry, I'm getting upset. I don't care about winning. If you want to get a nomination, you got to play the game. I don't want to play a game to get an award. That feels lame. It is lame. Oh, is that your ass? Oh, closer to the hole, sir. You know what's lame? being around this long and never getting an award. Makes you look like a bunch of assholes. You really like driving this home and it's upsetting because, like, now I'm getting the neck thing? I feel, I feel, I'm getting upset. You're getting that? They're making me feel like an asshole. They are making us feel like assholes. All right, you know what? We'll play the game. I'll kiss ass. Yeah, let's play the game. I'm okay with it because you care. All right, fine. Let's play the game. But I want to be very clear about something. This literally means nothing to me. Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, sponsored by the Flip N Out Pinball. Oh, my biceps. Are those boner biceps in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Oh, wait. What I mean by that, of course, is this is Four Men's Pinball Podcast. Brought to you by Kesslips dick weights flat bowls boner biceps Hold on Hold on I promised my man Jeremy here we were going to play the original So give me a second here. I don't know why it went... Poor man's pinball pumps. Dude, that pisses me off. It's there. Let's try that again. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's time. You've waited a week or more, and now it's finally here. The time has come for the sloppiest show on the internet. This week's episode of Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. Starring Drew and Ian. That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over. That's good, baby. I'm gonna need someone to help me. I'm gonna need somebody's team. Son of a bitch, give me a drink. One more night, I'll be standing free. Son of a bitch, if I make you sleep, I'm gonna sleep my night away. Welcome to the Four Man Spinball Podcast, episode number 93. The Sloppy Show on the Internet. Drew, how are you, sir? Feeling good? Hello, everyone, and welcome to a new segment in the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast universe. I am Tim Lee with my co-host, Rachel Lilge. And we are going to bring you a brand new segment today on the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast universe called Tribe Multiball with Rachel and Tim. How does that sound, Rachel? I thought it was tried multiball with Tim and Rachel I like Rachel and Tim better Okay, alright Well maybe we'll take a poll Hello friends, welcome to Tribe Multiball with Tim and Rachel, a pinball podcast that focuses on a dynamic collection of pinheads that share a mutual belonging to the tribe of the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. We'll be right back. Burn baby burn Hello friends, welcome to Try Multiball with Tim and Rachel, a pinball podcast that focuses on a dynamic collection of pinheads that share a mutual belonging to the tribe of the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. I am your co-host, Rachel Lilge, along with your other co-host, Tim Lee. The Poor Man's Pinball Podcast is sponsored by Flippin' Up Order. Also, Pinch. Do they really? You win in a week. To the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. Go to Silver Ball Swag. Kid, what's going on? How do you like my hat? It's the new Poor Man's Swag. You probably can't see that. Can we just get a Zoom button? Zoom. They have those. I'm just too cheap to get it, but. We could do the Wayne's World. Yeah. Whoa. This has the poor man's sticker on the... I mean, this is like our new swag we got. No, looking good, man. Thanks, man. You're looking super sharp. I like it. Feeling sharp. Got the glasses, the new hat. The new hat. The new hat, yeah. The new poor man's pinball podcast hat. If you can't afford a hat, buy a sticker. Put it on your hat. Go to silverballswag.com. Buy a sticker. Essentially, we're selling these hats for $50. Then we're going to slap a stick in it. Hey man, that's the Loser Kids hat. Hello everyone and welcome to Tribe Multiball with Rachel and Tim. I am Tim Lee and I'm here with my co-host... Rachel Rogge. And we're here to bring you another exciting episode of the show. Tribe Multiball is a segment in the Poor Man's Pinball podcast universe in which we focus on the tribe members of the poor man and how they're playing pinball and just some of the awesome stuff they're doing in life. The poor man's pinball. I drop all this. I'm doing good, man. Yeah, feeling good? Yeah, I'm ready for episode 97 here. Drew has to quit the podcast, guys. He's no longer a poor man's pinball podcast guy. He's been buying too much shit. Does Drew suck at pinball? It counts. The answer is yes. But Drew's been buying too much Doge coins lately, and now he's their Dodge coins. I don't know. I've been Doge-ing it up. Doge-ing, Doge-ing. That's a word. You know, everyone's making up new words this week, so yeah, I'm Doge-ing it up. He rolled on here with a pile of money. It's just the poor man's pinball shit. Welcome, everybody, to the Poor Man Spinball Podcast, the sloppiest show on the internet. Drew, how are you doing, sir? I am doing wonderful. Good, man. What's new with you? It's been a good week. Thank you for the visit. Chat's already exploded. I love chat. And Josh Mudd, two weeks in a row. Hello, poor men and poor ladies. Hey, poor men and poor ladies. Are there any poor ladies in the house? We got Rachel. Rachel's one of the poor ladies in the house. My lady's a poor, poor lady. That's what I call my wife. The poor ladies. Poor, poor lady. I feel bad for her. Hey, poor man tribe and listeners, this is Glennie Rogers, and you're listening to the Tribe Multiple Podcast with Rachel and Tim. Poor man tries to be. That is who we are. We're not in this thing. So could it go wrong? Flip away with us. Chew it up, I came. And then we'll learn about each other. Uh-huh From two minutes to another Uh-huh Rachel and Tim, who do we have on the show today? Son of a bitch! Oh yeah, it's time You've waited a week or more, and now it's finally here. The time has come for the sloppiest show on the internet. This week's episode of Boar Mads Pinball Podcast. Starring Drew and Pete. That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over. Praise Jeebus. I'm on heat, someone help me. I'm gonna need somebody's clean. Son of a bitch, give me a drink. One more night, I'll be stepping in. Son of a bitch, if I make it clean, I'm gonna drink my way. Welcome to the Four Man's Pinball Podcast, Episode number 99. 99. We are one away. Whoa. From 100. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Nice. Yep. Yeah. Poor Man Tribe and listeners, this is Glenn Rogers, and you're listening to the Tribe Multiple Podcast with Rachel and Tim. Poor Man Tribe's a thing. That is who we are. We're not in this thing. So it's good if you're wrong. Thank you. So good if no one in this thing will wait with us. So good if no one in this thing will wait with us. And we will learn about each other. And we will learn about each other. And we will learn about each other. Rachel and Tim, who do we have on the show today? Yo, yo, yo, pinball players. This is Mixmaster G-Len and the Heazy. Shout out to Drew and Ian for 100 joints. That's no small feat. While homeboy Ian can spit some dope click quote lyrics in the street, a loser kid can run a motor around your crib reading ads in his sleep. How do you get the best guests on the show? Take out a pad and pencil. Scotty L will let you know. Check it out. So listen up, poor man. You don't want to stay blacklisted. Your ads will be legit when Scotty L and G-Len have assisted. Check it out. Shut up and sit down. I was at the grocery store. There was a brand new IPA that I've been looking for. I'd already drank a lot and I started to check out. So I went to the checkout line to check out. And I started to feel myself checking out. So I told the cashier, hey, check this out. I reached in my pocket and pulled the checkout. I wrote the checkout to the store and checked out of the store. Check out, check it out, check. Yeah. I went home and put on the loser kit. They told me to check it out, check, check, check, check, check, check, check it out. See, it's all about delivery for things that you sell. They try to talk about, explain the name, and you might do well. But listen up, just one more thing that I'm talking about. You tell them all your friends are shook. Go and check it out. Check it out. I don't know how I'm supposed to do the sponsors. We're sponsored by all these people. You guys know who these people are. Flip N Out Pinball. Talk to Zach and Nicole, many, for your newest, greatest games, including Mandalorian. But fuck them LEs. They're gone. Pin Shades. Look cool. Play cool. Pin Stadiums. You need the pin shades to see the field because pin stadiums are so bright. No, you can adjust the lighting on your pin stadiums, kid. Poor man. When my roommate comes into the room looking for his car keys, I don't say it yet. And when he gets me off the couch to check underneath the couch cushions, I don't say it yet. No. And then when he says out loud, I wonder where my car keys are, I still don't say it. I still don't say it yet. But then he asks me, do you know where my car keys are? I look at him in his face and I say, have you checked your bottle? I have not seen your keys, but since you're asking me I'm not serious, I don't think it's obvious that you'll be from business But a funny thing to say to someone who's lost their shit and is stressed out visibly When I say the best man starts to sweat I don't say it yet When I say that little ring bearer can't be getting yelled at by his mum Oh, I still don't say it When I see the groom asking the vicar if they could wait just another 15 minutes I do not say it And when the father of the bride starts organising an ad hoc emu bump at the courtyard area I want to, but I do not say it It's the 11th hour with 300 congregants under God's roof The vicar approaches the mic and suddenly all of the chatter goes mute He says that they've misplaced the rings Could anyone possibly know where they are? I know it's my time and all heads turn As I stand and say, Vicar Have you checked your birdhouse? Yeah, I've been a birdhouse I've not seen your ring But have you checked your ring? My ring, I mean my hole Love is patient, love is kind But if you ask me where you get mine I've literally anything you've lost before I'm gonna say that that is I lost my phone I lost my loan I was checking my question. I'm losing my patience. Where is your class? I just lost my grandma. Oh my God, I'm so sorry. Are you capable of not saying she's up my arsehole? Of course. Mike and Dolls. I'm not looking for a silly joke right now. What are you looking for? Honestly, just like a shoulder to cry on. How do you take your mud home? See how you've made a mud home? Maybe you found your dead grandma up there too. I fucking got you mud home. I prefer if I could keep going for another hour or so. When my roommate comes into the room looking for his car keys, I don't say it yet. And when he gets me off the couch, when my roommate comes into the room looking for his car keys, I don't say it yet. You guys can do it. I don't say it yet. And when he gets me off the couch to check underneath the couch, Christians, I don't say it yet. No. And then when he says out loud, I wonder where my car keys are, I still don't say it. But then he asks me, do you know where my car keys are? I look at him in his face and I say, have you checked your car? I ain't not single-key, but since you're asking me You better check out that boy, yo I drink alone Yeah, with nobody else I drink alone Yeah, with nobody else Yeah, you know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself Now every morning just before breakfast I don't want no coffee or tea Just me and my good buddy Wiser That's all I ever need Cause I drink alone Yeah, with nobody else Yeah, you go and I drink alone Like we're put to be by myself
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