3 viewers resubscribe while you're away. Well, holy crap. Well, holy crap. Is it time? Oh, it's time. It's not going to blow my nose a million times. It's another front page day, folks. and I am suffering from some major allergy bullshit right now. Don't eat kids. I'm trying to drink it away and we'll see how well that works. White wine. I'm drinking white wine. Ladies and gentlemen, the Deathlip Show. Thank you, thank you. Take your seats. Can't focus with you all standing and sharing. Let me go blow my nose. Because I love you. Oh, yeah, that's it. I'm disgusting. I'm disgusting. The Dead Swift Show starring Jack Danger, who's going to make a lot of really weird faces today so he doesn't, you know, try to not sneeze. That's all good. That's all good. The, yeah, I think we're good. I think we're in it. Yep. Bottle of white wine, ladies and gentlemen. When you're not feeling good, drink until you do. I think that's how it works. You can feel it all over. You got mono? No, it's allergies. It's allergies. Really terrible allergies. I only get hit with this like once or twice a year. Of course, it has to happen on a front page day. So I got Laura here to help me run the stream while I break down and start crying. It's going to be tough. It's going to be bad. Yo, how about that front page hype today? We got some 24-hour stream hype next week. And on Guinness Book of World Records' website, the recorded world record is 28-hour straight pinball. Now, I know for sure that has been beaten, but I don't think it's been recorded. So, I gave Guinness a holler. They didn't respond, but we'll see what they do. Because it should be fun. Yeah, baby. Good evening, Pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Slit Pinball. Today is day four on Valley's World Cup Soccer. This is a pinball machine based off of the World Cup Soccer franchise. It's an officially licensed product by World Cup Soccer, World Cup USA. This game came out in 94, same time as the World Cup in 94. Super fun, super awesome. This game was designed by John Papadiuk, and this game is a buttload of fun. So, our guests tonight are me, because I'm a guest, right? And allergies. And Laura will be in here shortly to help run the thing, because I'm going to die, I think is what's going to happen. bottle of wine a day keeps the allergy in your face oh my god I feel incredible I'm gonna turn the air conditioning on and I'll be right back And I'm back, and I'm forth, and I'm side to side, and I'm back, and I'm forth. Front page thing, it sure is, Owl, it sure is. why I couldn't miss it regardless of how bad my allergies are right now. I took all the drugs. Now we're just waiting for it to kick in. So we'll see. Oh man, it's going to be great. So 24 hour stream starting Wednesday, this upcoming Wednesday, the 19th. It's going to be bananas. Now, like I said earlier, the record on Guinness' website is 28 hours, but we all know that that got beaten at MGC, but I don't think that was recorded. Did someone put in like 50 or 72 hours, something like that? But I think, I just want to do it for fun, but if Guinness gets back to me and says they'll record it, I'll go 30 hours. Because I do have a party to go to that next day. We're going to finish streaming. I'm going to take like a two hour nap. Go right to the party. It's going to be great. The AC didn't kick on. Mom? Nobody? Hashtag 30 hours of bullets. Exactly. I need your help talking. My life is falling apart. You can feel it all. Always excuses for reasons you won't break the world record. Yeah. You're a goofball, but I suppose that's why we like you. And the pinball helps, too. Aw, shucks. Thanks, Chaos. What's on the other side? Me, etc. You've been back there. Or, you've all been back there, actually. that is the room that we screened Walking Dead for the first time that everyone thought was a library. It's also full of kittens. Lots of terrible kittens for you to stomp, but you have to clean up after yourself after you stomp them. Okay? Okay. Okay. You didn't see that? You can go back and look, it's all on YouTube, buddy. Is this how you cure allergies? I hope so. Craig Klein, what's up? Good to see you, buddy. The dead flip after Darth Studios is back there? Exactly. Back there is where we stream on Hitbox, where you can still take your shirt off. Is there a casting couch? Watch it. I'm just gonna practice game in to make sure that I can see what's going on. Hitbox! Oh, it's a straw. Oh man, I am in a bad way, guys. Good ol' It's like I smucked an entire mill of pepper up her nose. Booty! Oh, dang it! Dang it, babe! Booty! Is that what we see? Oh, yeah, we're gonna have a good night. It's how you get hammered enough not to care about allergies. Um, this is Charles Shaw, Pinot Grigio. Put some therapy in that one. I'm not sick, ladies and gentlemen. I value these. I feel like a million bucks except for I can't stop skiing. How many more bottles in stock? We always have a surplus of wine here at the Spoonie Locker. Hey, Snap Scooper, what's up? I'm having an allergy attack and I'm just wondering I'm not sure if wine is going to help. Never trust wine with a W in the name. Oh, trust wine. Or wine that's called wine. You want vino, David. Definitely not a big deal. We've got a fruit here. Yeah, we have like a crazy amount of wine. There we go. All right, final draw. I'm not drunk. Jan, stop drinking. You'll never stop drinking. You missed my graduation. I'm gonna drink it's self kid So Vigobino, I think that's Yurn Vigobino is P How can I be so bad at one shot? This shot is so hard Nothing like a good one, Buzz, exactly. So, yeah, for the 24-hour stream next week, Brad Smith, the mayor of Indiana, is bringing by a pin hauler so I can pick the machine up, move it to the side, put a new one in its place. That way we can get in and out really, really quick. Behind this bull are the classiest men. Or the hobo-iest of hobos. Oh, not everybody out, come on. I'm drinking white wine out of a bottle, like a champion. while I deal with allergy problems. Nailed it. Oh, God. Great hands. That is a fancy wine glass you were using. Thanks buddy. Oh my god. White is an appropriate name? Ha ha ha! Oh wow. Power outage. I'm drinking that. Wah, wah. Just kicked a coley's butt. Oh, yeah. No kidding. Yo, Brad. Good seeing you, buddy. Oh, dude. Brad, I'm like dying of allergy problems right now, man. I wouldn't have been able to have an appropriate game play against you. Laura's about to come to care in a minute. I got neater. Neater. What a play! What? Pirates? I'm dying to be a Cantonese. Don't get Cantonese. You mean Catayes. You got a lone goat. What's up buddy? Oh my god! Oh, so good! Come on, baby! Good. Such a good game. I agree, man. I love this machine. Spirit. I'd rather have the motor, too. That'd be different. Oh crap. Where is Laura? Laura? I can't seem to get control of the ball. Booyah! How's the wife doing? Uh, let's go get her. Yeah, Mary, congratulations. Aw, thanks, Nasty. I appreciate it, man. You think this is J-Pop's best game by far? Um... Okay, I can see that. Because I think I'd prefer to play this over, like, a theater A theater of magic for a circus will dance for sure. For sure, for sure. Shoot! For sure. Have a child, name them Pinball Master, I'm just for 420 big-ass little names. Please. Middle name, no scope, hashtag. You have a bad feeling about this? I'm trying to get over this allergy thing then. There she is. Made of you. I'm dying. Right below I'm splitting my balls off. You can wear my hoodie. Hi everybody. How's Tom? How are you? Can't focus. Alright, get a practice game in so you can feel it. Why do you have a million fillies? Why do you have a million fillies? Put them on the table. Oh baby. Why do you have a million fillies? Team Laura. Mom's hitting the wine bottle again. No, Mom's not. She's pushing it. Um, the internet wants to see me. You do? Hold on, I got it, I got it. Yep. Hashtag Laura the bug. That's better, right? Everybody? Better. Okay. So. Who ran to Nets? How are you? I'm gonna get a practice game in real quick. No, you know what you're doing, yeah? Let's explain to you, everybody, what you want to do. Yes. They need it, Laura, they need it. Tell them I was like the most. Who is that darn girl? Good one. That's a really good one. That's clever. Um, yeah. See, I'm real tall. Okay, so what I'm going to do is I'm going to want to punch it, but right up here, you see, there are three flashes of light. You want them all to light up with your three balls. So you want to do a different amount of tension every time you punch. So I go hard right up front. Okay, and I got it right in the middle. So I'm going to shoot it into the goal. If you saw on the, what's that called, the display in the back? It told me to do that. You want to do it when it's on the right. I didn't know about that. So I'm going to keep trying to get it to a gold and then I want to get it up to the ramp. You want to spell all the words right there with a slashy like ramps and stuff like that. So anything flashy is what you're looking for. Always to be flashy. And always be traffic. Okay, so another thing that has helped me in learning how to play pinball is, what's that called? The in-lane? What's that up top? Those are lanes. Lanes. Lanes up top. Top lane. You want to light them up. So if you ever get your ball up the top, you want to shift the light. You can move it by flipping your flippers. You want to move it so that your ball is going to go through the empty link. Now what are you... you're trapped up right now. Okay, so I want to hit one of the flashing lights. You have two minutes to read the chat if you want to. Laura, just give me a second. How are you doing? Jack is inside 59. Whatever I'm trapped up, that's my fate. Okay, so Laura, you want to shoot any of the flashing white lights. Right. So that's left ramp, right ramp, or the hideout. And you can kill if you want. Okay. Yeah, no rain. No rain. Okay. We're watching right now. Guys, no rain. We are legit married though. It's legal. Jack, blow your damn nose. That's gross. Donate to kids. Jack, blow your damn nose in the bathroom. That's gross. Donate to kids. You don't know how bummed he is right now that he's doing this. It happened to him. Oh man. Last year's Christmas party, he was so terrible that all of the pictures of him Oh, like, his face is all golden and red. I'm miserable. Look how short Lori is. We're standing right next to each other. Okay. So, I told you about feet. The middle one is slashing, so I want to go soft or hard. Alright. And as the skull is moving, you want to get it past him, and then also continue getting your way. Now you have all your shots and now you've locked your leg on your right. Okay, so I want to hit the ramp. Who's next? Ah, good. You settle. Hit the ramp. You ready? You ready to ramp up? So, okay, the right ramp is ridiculously hard to hit. I could get... You could try to backhand it up the left ramp. It's way too easy. Oh, God! Oh, got this. Does she use the lantern? Yes. Uh-huh. So, if you get the ball and the goal is to stop there, and the goal is already lit, you'll get two all-show modes instead of one. Nice! Very secretly-teached floor. All right, you got this, buddy. So you want to plunge, stop, super slow. You want to break through that. Let me get up the ramp. Okay, so now we're ready to play. You get another chance to plunge. I want to put it in the final draw right there. Yeah, that is called a scoop. Scoop. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Almost. Oh, good. Are you watching where you're pulling it on the little graph there? No. Yeah, that helps you know where you've been. So where was that? Uh, I got in there. Um, it was pretty far. Three goals, right? You're ready. I'll be right over. I'll tell you when I bounce it over. Hold the right key, though. And then, we're going to trap a little earlier. That's my idea. That's how you get that over there. Go ahead and do for an over. Okay. Front page, thirsty randos. Is thirsty... Uh, okay. Yeah, go for it. Oh wait, that was a really good score. Team 60, pretty solid, yeah. You can blow this game up. I love this game, but you're gonna come see it until you get this. It's gonna be off-screen quietly blowing my nose. Okay, let's go guys. This is a pretty good game for me. Again, trying to get all 3D. Let's start real soft. By paying attention to this little thingy right here. See it? Oh, nope, too high. Alright. Uh, for the one week cup, I want to get it. Because I forget. Oh, forget, forget. Yeah, that's called take back the touchdown, but it's not lit anymore, so don't get it now. So I want to get... So you can try to shoot the goalie with the slipper but you might actually get it in the striker's head right off. But those are all good. Nice. And then you go like that. Nice. Now you're going to want to try to get it in the line of the way. Two, two, three, four. Nice. That's called a live catch? That's a live catch. If you're going to shoot that ramp, it's ridiculously late. It's scary. Uh, we'll do our best. Okay, so it's in the saucer, so you want to get in there. You can see your left flipper. Okay, so I'm going to go down the empty lane. There you go. You're in a real good fit. So, okay, it's going to come to where the flipper's shooting too early on the footpath. Oh, almost. Oh crap, almost. Okay. So every anniversary you're gonna get each other a new pinball table, right? Oh god, yeah. We need to get a first pinball table. Yeah, we don't even know what it was yet. I think Laura's favorite machine is WGS. I'd say so. World Cup Soccer. I'd say... I really like this table. I really like Twilight Zone for the theme. Um, yeah, load go into, into Paddy's. Alright folks, so I think we are officially on the front page. Here we go. Time for them rainbows to get thirsty. Alright, so I'm going to go real hard on this. Oh no! Up the ramp and the goal. Yep. This one's cracked, that means you did well. Yo, what up, Garrison? Okay, my laps are lit. As you can see, I want to get either one of the ramps there or there. So try backhanding. It's really early. Too early. A little bit early. Try it again. A little earlier. You have the right idea. You have the meat. You have the root meat. Oh. I like the roll back. Now also, you do have this. Okay. Don't push it. Don't push it. Don't push it. Magnacle? Yeah, the Magnus Dave. Okay, so the magnus tape pulled it. It's like the goalie going, yeah! Duh! Oh no! Okay. I got another one. Out of bounds. Ball is thrown back in. Uh, okay. I'm trying to get one of my lefts. Oh god! My goalie was moving. Is that it? Alright, one more. One more. I'll play it. Okay. Okay, internet. Nice to meet you. My name is Laura. I like to play football. I'm going to be playing football. This guy's going to be fast playing football. Selfie from the training. Uh, Manny, we've been, uh, we've been a stream for just under a year. We're coming up on our one-year mark. Oh, that was close. Oh, no. Pluto. Can I say something, Pluto? Um, go on Guinness Book of World Records' website and type in pinball and see what the longest marathon pinball thing is. It's 28 hours. It's not that long. 28 hours. You call Guinness, tell the watch, we'll put in 30 hours for you. See how this right here is lit? I want to get it in one of the other two. Like that! The guy is nobody, Laura. We're going for points? Nah, we're going for 30, buddy. Okay, I only get one of the two. You're fine, you're fine, you're fine. Pluto, I'm suffering from some major alligator nonsense right now, so Laura's helping me out. I don't want his goober fingers on them. Flippers. Okay, I want to get it in the goal. GC, good to see you buddy. Thank you for coming out. Apply! I did apply, but to get... what did you apply? I applied for the regular one, but to get it notified in like three days, it's like $700. Oh, for like, explanation? And uh, I'm not sure it's a regular choice. I don't know, you guys want to donate $700? You don't think there's any other Guinness World Record holders on Twitch? Not as much. What would that be then guys Come on Twitch Give me that No I don want to be smart Yo Brown County Express that my favorite train Oh, it's a good train. You can see everywhere you're trying to go. So, it is not always me doing this. I'm going to have an analogy attack. So I am showing you a new how-to play. Which role comes after? Or W, B, F? G-Face, what's up, buddy? I forgot to do that. Yeah. Who did you need to play? I was Black Linger. Yeah. Oh, Hapkorn's my favorite. Yes, Joe, by night. Listen, we're definitely going to start doing some all done foot here. I got it. I got my one. One shot. One shot. Yo, Belle, what's up, buddy? Thanks for coming. Okay, guys. Once you do all that, the shoot final draw, which is right there, is called a scoop. And you want to get it. I am going to try to get my plunge right here. About here is the only way. When it beats to the right flipper, here's what I like to do. Okay. Step aside for just a second. Hold this up. As it rolls down, this is the middle of the flipper. I like to give it a little pop, then it will bounce over and hold this up like ASAP and it will just crinkle off. Do you think I can do that? Absolutely. Okay, I'm going to plunge it and I'm going to catch it. Make sure to get that other flipper up as soon as possible. In fact, we've even just had it up already. Yeah. Pop it? Pop it? Yeah. In my belly? Yeah. Oh, no, yeah, whatever. I think you got this. Do I get in the middle? Oh! Pop it? Oh, okay. Close, close, close. Okay. Uh, Penn, this is a cool table. This game came out in 1994 in honor of the World Cup. In 1994. This game was designed by a very famous Kimoan designer named John Papadiuk. It's an amazing game. Even if you don't like soccer, this game is on point. Now, Laura's trying to do a lot of tipping, which is good, but she should also be doing a lot of compounding. But you should also be doing a lot of counter attacks. Try it. Yo, what up, Weapon? Laurence Clappy, what's up? It is a cool looking table, Ken. I'm gonna play sitting in this chair because... or else you won't see my head. Okay, I mean you can move it up. Put us in. You go first. Hold on, hold on, hold on. One more, one more. It's food ball. Well, you're spelling food ball wrong. You also spelled soccer wrong. Thank you, Brad. You're getting proof as well, yeah, totally. I think that Jack doesn't know that I'm listening when he tells me stuff. And all of a sudden, I'm like... Peanut boy! Peanut boy. I've been able to spit back all of the knowledge. He roasted it. Yo, most of it. Most of it. Yeah, that's right. Six, four, three. Yo, Dave. G4. 21. 31. Thanks for coming by. Front page party. Front page party. Thanks for coming. Thanks for watching. It's been really fun having you guys here. See him sitting off to the side so that the hot grill gets the edge. That's right, Bert. Six, four, three. You know what to do. My man. You Americans are only one too far in soccer. Where the hell did the word soccer come from? We didn't just invent a word for a sport that had a name already. Probably. No, there's no word for it. Okay, goal is lit. So you want to get in the goal. Yo, mayor. What's up, honey? Alright, you know where to get them. That is hard to do. Man. Ooh, so close. You probably did invent it, to be honest. Oh, alright. That's fair, Mary. Go for the locks. Do the goalies. Don't worry, that means nothing. I didn't mean to do the goalie. Oh, my voice cracked. Was that your voice? Yeah. I thought that was your part. No. Alright. Alright, I'm going to play sitting in this chair to give Laura a bit of a handicap here. Give Laura a handicap. Yo, watch your mouth, Handy. Give Laura a handicap. Charlie, do you have a handicap? Uh, be fair. I think... I say that about myself all the time. But I've been playing now, what, two years? I don't even think you have. Like, you have been playing consistently, so... It's like saying I've been playing for 35 years but you've played a pinball machine like when you were 8. Yeah. I've played, I've played twice a week. Maybe. Now you do. But you've only been playing for like just under a year. Yeah, a year. And now, like tonight I'm going to go and I'm going to hang out with some girls. We're all going to play pinball and I'm probably going to be half the time. Look at that. See what Pluto said about soccer there? Why are you at soccer with a British term? You should be at soccer with a rugby. Ooh. Educational Netflix term. Welcome to Deadlift. You don't know something? Neither do we. As long as you're having fun, it doesn't matter. You were correct, Brad. You were correct. This is very fun. It is getting really tough to make, Yeah, I mean I would go somewhere and keep playing for like 45 minutes on one ball. Exactly. And then I'd stand around and do nothing. Especially crowded bars where you can't get this close to it. Like I can't just sneak up next to your machine and learn. So, Lori, here's this thing I was telling you about. You ready? It's under the point here. And we're going to do a pop. And then flip it in. Oh, let's move that up. Playing sitting down is ridiculously hard. Yo, Wes! What's up, buddy? I'm playing sitting down like an idiot. Oh, farts. Hello, Wes. Rugby is my partner. Rugby plays with egg balls. Rugby plays with egg balls. I watch MLB now. Major League Pinball? Oh. This is me standing up. Oh crap. Hey, hey, hey, hot guacamole. Hot guacamole. Hot guacamole. So this shot is backhandable. My little pony, yeah. I know, I watched my little pony a lot. My guacamole, my guacamole. Pop in, slip it in, said Table Cam. Yo, Table Cam, what's up? Hey, good to see you, buddy. Thanks for coming yesterday. Oh, that was a great day. How's it going? Is Jack tall or are you short? Tall. Hey, I'm type of one. That's normal. Why can't I play this dang shot? And now my nose is running. I couldn't throw this. This is me hitting them. Tiny. Alright, what are you hitting them with? I know what I gotta do. Hey, fam Kim. Thanks for your fan. Hitting those follow-thons. Hitting follow-thons. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for following. I love you. Hey guys, nice collection. You have all the films you could hope for. Totally. So if you do this, I think... Nope, Jaden's not here. Wait, Jaden's back here. Where's Jaden? Where's Jaden? I'm still busy. You're doing it. Twice the number. You're twice the friend. Oh, I keep trying to get in and relax, but I can't do it. 5-1 is yours. 5-1 amateurs are considered children. Oh, God. Oh, Jaden. Jaden G4. You're so cute. That's cool. I'm not trying to do that. She's not here. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. Laura, pay attention! Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I don't know. Sorry, folks, I didn't mean to yell in your ears. I didn't mean to yell in my ear. You've got it in. folks thanks for coming please click follow if you haven't already I love you to death rock and roll what? So your multiple is over right? Yeah, but I'm trying to get it in the right place. Yo Wes, thanks for the call buddy. Um, I'm usually hosting this show but I'm having like crazy allergy problems right now. So today, you are hanging out with me mostly. This is Lauren Danger. Hey everybody, Alger Heman. Do you want more Jelly Bellies? Because you're like playing all day. Yes please. I want more Jelly Bellies. Sorry Skippy. Is Second Life still a thing? I think it is. I don't know. Who's following? I don't know. Who just saw it? Illtaki. Illtaki. Thank you for following. Thank you for coming. Thank you for hanging out. It's been fun. So far. Hey Jaden. Where have you been? A whole 3.6 feet of her. Aren't I? I'm 2 1⁄2 meters or something like that. Almost on it. Come on. This is an unbeatable goalie. Oh, all the way again. Dang, B. I have never made that step. It's an interesting one, where it goes down. Right where? The left link ramp, and then it goes. Oh, it falls into the top? Yeah. That means you didn't make it. I know, but I've never done that. Uh, Belle, we, there's a, uh, Jurassic Park mobile here. And, uh, if there's a machine that's close enough to us, we don't bother getting it. One and a half meters tall, that's right. You're going to go play football this evening? That's awesome. You should. I'm going to go play at Logan. Logan Arcade. So, WD, what's up? Shouldn't you be wearing those aviators? Oh god, I don't think I can wear your glasses. Oh god, I'm gonna throw up. Tiny little glasses. Well, let's see! I forgot mine at home. Whoa! This is like cheating right here. Okay, this is not gonna work. Nope, this ain't gonna work at all. Nope. Ugh, I'm gonna foul. So here's a little something more that you may not know. Okay. Because you stole my, uh, locked ball... Yeah. You'll see now that I have final draw ready for multiball but also my watcher late. What that means is I don't have a ball locked up here. So I can start the multiball now and it's only a two ball multiball, but if I can lock a ball up and make it a ball, then it's a three ball multiball. Cratejorate. Cratejorate. Where is the J.P. at in Chicago? Competitive, you mean? Or what? What are you talking about? Uh, I don't know. I don't know what to say. See that full 40? That full freaking 40? It's hard to do sitting down. Oh my god. That might have taken it to get another jack. Oh yeah, that was kind of... I love your... I'm going to go play Funhouse, Adam's Family, and Comet tonight at the local arcade. Not the best quality, but still fun. Pinball's a pinball, baby. All I have to do is play with Daddy. We have a pretty crummy pinball machine right by our house. That Dad played last night. This is a JP pin, man. This is a J-pop design, for sure. But Magic Drill is something that we're still trying to get our hands on. And if you're talking about Jurassic Park, it's at Emporium Logan Square. J.P. Demetri means John Todd. Well, whoo! I double-clicked and came back, I guess. Okay, I'm just trying to get up there. It's never been lit before. What? Travel. The spinner? Oh, um, you're not worried about traveling. You need to keep spelling white light, so uh... That round? Because you probably don't trust yourself to do both paths, just shoot for something else. What do you mean? Oh, I tried. Go for... Oh, that would be nice. All right, what was it? Let's open it. Let's look for what's dead. Oh, bummer. The bummer one is dead. Have either of you been to that Flipper's convenience store in North Carolina? I have. Laura's been there. It's been trending. I thought that was in Florida. No. Yo QQ tag, what's crackin buddy? Yeah I was judging on a road trip, uh, maybe a month ago. And I was, it was like 8am, I had my first cup of coffee. And I drove down the street and saw the blippers, and I can't imagine, like, Whoa! I just turned around and got that one! And it was amazing. I think so. I got you a shirt. Yeah, I was gonna wear it today actually. Hey there, you two lovebirds. What's up, man? It's good to see you, buddy. We're not lovebirds anymore, Terry. We don't like each other anymore. It's over. Oh, bull crap. That was a fair round. Fair round. What's down here? Hashtag butts. Yeah, always hashtag butts. Anyone play the Dungeons and Dragons thing? I love that pin! The music is incredible on that game. So the other thing is the backhand works pretty well on that pin, Laura. Oh my god! That's the best war I've ever got. You almost got a billion. You almost got a billion. Alright, Laura versus Jack. One point for Laura. Alright, let's start this off with the NBA. Hey everybody. I went camping in the Outer Banks and then drove up in camps in Virginia Beach and then and then drove up in the air to the beach, so I was driving halfway through and played some pinball. Did you realize the way you were doing it? You got your pedal to kick. And then I grinned. Right, but you got your pedal to kick. Which is one shot from her design. That was fantastic. The New York Star Cade near me is an hour away. Dude, that's not bad at all. I don't know why you make that at all. Yeah dude, the D&D pinball machine is legit. Oh, you jerk. I say that a dollar a play. What? A dollar a play? Oh yeah, dude it's a great game. Hey, Lama, for the congrats? Congrats for what? For a good game. Oh, totally. I just got a bill. I wonder how, uh, how delayed this game is. Oh, man. You're out of the game, man. You're out of the game. Oh, man. You're out of the game. You're out of the game. You're out of the game. I wonder how hard to leave. I used to drive an hour and a half when I first got into the job. Yeah. I used to live like a 25 minute drive to Pinball Feast in Ann Arbor. That was always a nice weekend trip. Not that long at all now, especially living in Toronto. Taking an hour to get anywhere. Supposed to be all the kids here. Yeah. Jada, thanks for the help, buddy. I love you. We just... Smoothies. Come on. You're out there. Well, you're getting good at, like, with your stuff and all that. Now you just need to figure out how to also read what's going on in the playfield at the exact same time and you're going to dominate all the teams. I'm going to dominate all the teams. Everybody. And also you have to worry about literally... I'm not sure about this off the bat. Where you going? Yeah, she's like, holy, it's coming down. Give me 10 more time. Yeah, there's a little counter next to the stage. Alright, one more time. You got it. 10 seconds. Oh, dang, you're... You're crazy. You're crazy. We got a game on hand. Alright. Let's do that. Got you, too. Um, there'll be a... These will be under... Sorry. Yeah, Charles. Pinball Pete's. It's in Ann Arbor? Yeah, we have to go to the privilege. The next game will be in Michigan. Michigan? That or Marvin. I went to high school right at, right by Marvin. We can't go to the National Arena. Yeah, but I don't remember any football teams. If you gain preserves on a bus route, it's game preserves on the bus route every day and night. There last night, very impressed by the collection. Folks, we're giving Laura a little bit of a kick in the pants. Okay, do it. Don't go eating on me. Well, sitting down is actually making it a possible place. But if I stand up, I'll start breathing some air. Pinball lounge and a bowling alley an hour away. Table, everything is full. Solid, steady. Look at me picking up the swing gun. Pyramids, king and grand rhapsody. I would never imagine that. Stink pin hollow. Booyah! Yes, sitting down and playing pinball is almost impossible. Oh man, it's ridiculous. Happy Game Time! Thanks, of course. Always S'ing the D. Stabbing the Dazz. Your studio has only two games I've ever played. Twilight Zone and Palica. Oh really? Played it for all three of my slippers. Three what? I mean, a year. A year? You haven't done it on purpose? on purpose? Play football sitting down on purpose? I'm doing this so that I don't like to disgust you. Well, you don't know. Maybe... Cousin's in a wheelchair. I don't know. Maybe he's mad at all. I'm mad at Cousin. Alright guys, so here's what happens. Here's how this works. You need to get the goal, you gotta get one ball past the goalie, then this red light turns off. Then what you have to do is shoot a ramp to light that back up to get your next jackpot. So it's hit the goalie, hit the ramp, hit the goalie, hit the ramp, back forth, back forth, all day. one of the jackpots during the multiball, you could cheat and reactivate it without hitting the ramp by hitting the extra ball button underneath the plunger here. Let's see what we can do. Hit and go. Those hands behind are working well. You can not ask for that. I think that's true. You can get that great job! Also you can play and play so you can look at the adjustments on things. That makes sense. You can look at the other things. Flip nip slip? Crap. Flip dip nip? Flip dip nip. So now we gotta spell all these S words again around the cycle. Football. World Cup football. Sam! Look at that stress. There you go. I always wonder why I'm talking behind the mask and how much I put into my shield. Are we going to play multiple games? No? No, we play, uh, we play pinball Monday through Friday, but it's one game per week. We have 11 or 12 machines here. They cycle out occasionally. We play one game for the entire week so that you guys can learn how to blow these machines up. Monday is usually the day where we explain most of the rules, but if you guys have any questions at all, please give us a holler. I'm suffering a little bit today because I have some major freaking allergies, so I'm sitting down like a ding-dong. Kimball, if you sell all your games, you have to give me a thousand dollars so you can throw it in a jail. Right now you have something cool that you can play with. Yo, Renegade, what's crackin' buddy? I'm playing pinball sitting down and it sucks. It really sucks. Alright, we gotta get the pinball started. Winkle, Winkle, Winkle, Winkle, Winkle, Mom? Oh, the 24-hour screen. Oh, yeah, we're going to play... So for the 24-hour screen, we're going to play one machine every four hours. The Renegade, thank you for maintaining your membership to the League, brother. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some butts and flippers up for the Renegade, please? Thank you very much. Flippers, put the flippers up. In the butt. and the butt and the butt ok what do I want to do? can I play pinball on the bench? I think I was there yo Renegade I think you got it man I think I like the flipper, the butt, the butt, the flipper. Why do I can't ask what's in the building at night? I guess. Come on by, Carl Weathers. I refuse to play fake pinball. Nice. Man, what a hard-killing role. Creepy werewolf! Thanks for the follow, buddy. Oh, Gary. Why are you so scared? You're fine. That is not a win for you, but you're fine. Now there's a win for Laura and a win for Jack. Go ahead and... Oh, God. Yo, lamas. Lamas. Lamas. So, I'm going to go ahead and... So, alright, we're just going to progress through this. Pinball Arcade, oh come on. Listen man, if you're going to play any digital pinball, pinball arcade is the thing you want to play versus anything else, right? Because those are actual tables. Like, pinball effects is just like... Made up. Yeah, it's like, they're... Portal, the pinball machine, can't possibly exist anymore. Of course, if you're sitting on the toilet, and you're playing, uh, frickin' Tales of the Arabian Nights on Pinball Arcade, and you play it a lot, denial TV, and then you get really good at that and then you find one out in the wild, you may not be incredible at it, but you know what to do on the machine at least. Do you also have super old flippers? Yeah, we have a 1963 hot shot back there. Jeff Schmunky, what's up? I agree. Yeah, but for the people who want to play every day, they like it. Yeah, true. And the people trying to play on the toilet. Like, I like playing pinball on the toilet, but I can't play this on the toilet. Although, not that I'm sitting down, maybe I can win. Ah, victory lap, Whiskey. That's how you learn Funhouse? Exactly. Perfect. Germany defeated. Sorry, Germany. RIP. Oh, whatever. Yeah, dude. Replay! Oh, farts. Replay is at a million? Yeah. Wow. here. Uh, Death Propper, sorry buddy. Only subs can post links. Waka, waka, waka. Funhouse can be brutal. Uh, it's got that big creepy mannequin head on it. Oh, fine. Um, yeah, Yeah, bottom one. Oh, I've only ever played their happy ending. Oh, Boggy Horns? Yeah. That's a fun machine. 1.5 billion. Okay. All right, so I will start us off. Are you ready? Yeah. Carby King! Thank you for the phone. Carby! Back in the middle of the river! This is Rudy. Rudy is the name of the mannequin. Ohhhhh. I'm going to take a mini pack. She's super good. We want to play pinball today. Keep your hands clean. Study. Roll the dice. On pinball. Absolutely. If you want to start playing virtual, go to FX2. Check our new main page. Thanks. Thanks guys. I like to feel validated. I tried pinball in Florida. I tried pinball in Florida. I tried pinball in Florida. You can go in the toilet. The second part of the game is to set a trap. Good thing you are already on the toilet. Yeah, did you trap yourself? Not what I wanted. Wait. So if I make this shot, this is actually $60 million not a trap. The set up is good! Stop playing with the clock. Hey, I'm Rachel. Rachel? Rochelle. Rochelle. What's a Rochelle? Mr. Immortal. Notice that you learned the rules of the vault in the game and it hard from a real table Yeah it not even close Play not even close But you get to learn what to shoot for, you know? Also, I don't encourage people playing pinball sitting down. I'm only doing it because I have some bad allergies from trying to have the drips come out everywhere. You know how it is! Woop woop! No? Okay. Woop woop, touch your butt. The mechanical class in Internet. You play Funhouse for more than five minutes. That's how easy it is on the pinball arcade. Sam and I is one of our show. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam. Gil. Sam. Oh, shit. Laura's the same height as Jack when he's six. Ah, that's very true. I like some of that. B. You're not hosting, so you're not so you have to get back into talking and explaining. You'll be good. Mega bro, five down. Do we need any more jelly beans? Go get some more. Come on. Yes, exactly. If your hardware creates lag, we have an actual we have a hyper pin built here that no one plays because there is like a micro fraction of a second lag, and we're all concerned that that's going to screw with our actual pinball skills so we don't touch it at all. At all. Let's do it. Mr. E-Mortal, I don't know who this girl is, she just stumbled in here and started making out with me. He has a sound thing. Pretty good, Kimo. Mr. Immortal. Can you switch cables like every three games? Ah, no. These are heavy pieces of furniture. Well, that's nice. Alright, load. Kill it. Play it forever. Rudy has a cameo in this game? Really? Today is International Left Handers Day? Mhmm. Cool, this is my left hand. Alright, what do I need to hit? Um, I got two more letters I gotta spell. I gotta hit some ramps, some white blankies. Woah, red cloth, thank you brother, that's too kind of you man. Can you say something sexy for me? Oh, awesome! Can you say something sexy to Renkla for me? Hey Renkla, I'm so glad she's here. I'm so glad she's sticking around. I love you. Renkla, I also love you. I don't know which turns you on more, but we're both willing to make out with you. Those jelly buns are four calories each, so two! God, but they're so good! I'm going to have to bust the eight. There you go. That's dirty. Chase that shower, buddy. Okay, you gotta do the light. You guys are in such key here. 10 with TK. Listen, Laura and I are sexy because we're just really fun-loving people. And if... We're married. If the fun is sex, then yes. I feel like I'm about to get murdered. Go, buddy. You're fine, buddy. So there's 133 people here that all want a kissy-fussy. Ugh. Guess which one I just put in my mouth. Penis. Sorry. I didn't mean to say that. Oh, gross. They're birdie bots, too. Those birds bots are birdie bots. Like, booger-flavored. Do I know that? Do you have sex in the world yet? You don't have a world yet. No, we don't have one. I'm sure it's been sexed on. If we had one? No. The one I know of. Oh, yeah. Um, yeah, because Nick and I are hanging out really late. Huh. Come on. Let's give him a minute. Yeah, Nick Campbell and I have had sex in the world before. We were right. Wait, are you saying specs? What, so specs? We put like, eye glasses on. I literally drained that ball trying not to sneeze. Merrick, thank you for the follow, buddy. You're incredible. That would be hilarious. To mix in Bert's box mixed in with regular Jelly Bellies. Everyone in the studio would probably scream. Okay, well, I thank you for all that information. I didn't know that it was a Chicago game. What? This. Pinball? Yeah, the World Cup. Look, pinball is the home, I mean, Chicago is the home of pinball. No, the game is World Cup game. What do you mean? He said that the 1994 World Cup was at Vanderbilt in Chicago. Oh, there you go. You're playing game, but you're pointing at this. We were talking about the actual... This is also the... 1994 World Cup. That's exactly what you're playing. Green green! Need a whirlwind for the 30 hour stream? You know, I think I would like some extra games for the, uh, for the stream that I'm gonna do next week. Um, so I might holler at Gavin to see what else he's got in storage that he might want to drop off. Let's have a drink! Just put him all in a circle and wheel it around in a circle. Put it on a dolly. Put everything on a lacy suit. Yep. It'll be perfect. It'll grow up and I'll fit in. There you go. It'll be cute. Then you ought to run that quick. But. Are you actually trying to do a rope? Well, here's the deal. Number one, I contacted Guinness. Book of World Records on their website, told them that I was trying for 30 hours because their current record is 28. So, yes, the current record is 28 hours. I know people have put in a lot more time than that. It just hasn't been recorded. Thank you. Yeah, he's been on my list since 2018. That's the current record. I've heard this, but that's not... I mean, there's been better times than that. They just haven't been marked down. Are they going to be watching? I don't think so. Well, we'll see. I mean, if Twitch wants to... If Twitch wants to do something and tell them to watch, that'd be great. I love you Pluto $700 $700 I don't want to pay that I don't want to pay $700 I'd rather just do it Oh you know what Hold on If there's video footage of it already They don't have to see it right away Because it's been recorded It's been recorded Let's do it You guys can still give him $700 for fun. But yeah, I think it'd be cool. I agree. Like this time. Come on, girl. Come on, girl. Oh yeah, I guess it was the brewing company. Oh yeah? Exactly. And $700 could go towards the show. Look at it. Hit the wall! My locks are lit. Way too late. Way too on the fly. You wanna hit the blinkin' lock. Yeah, this game does have incredible music. Oh, this is remortal. I'll be doing plenty of drinking while I'm doing the stream. Yeah, you gotta wait until like hour 20 though. Because you're gonna be drunk on no sleep anyway. And then like 10 solid hours. Oh, you're gonna see me go from regular to drunk to hungover to crying to sober yet. You know, if I could have a bartender here keeping the Bloody Marys flowing, I would be just fine. I can't really challenge, it doesn't matter if you're standing or sitting, but I think it has to be just me. But I think it will have people here to chat with me for sure. Just taking fall off, boy. Yeah, ravioli. Alright, I think you saw something you shouldn't see, buddy. Laura knows more than anybody when I get drunk. I love to sing some terrible music. You visit at the Guinness Battery of Ireland. They have three hands on both of them. At the end it's just going to be Jack Crumlin' the corner. Yep. Playing for the top, though. No, I'm going to be like next to the door just crying. If you do that, then you can... Start a live drone? Definitely start a live drone. I'm out. Oh yeah, the Batman mask and the cable all make appearances. You got a little red writing, Jack? I gotta bring that back. Go direct the house. You mother... You mother... Alright baby, kill it. 6.48 in New York. In New York? Oh, nothing. Oh, here, check it. Why do you wear shades indoors? Um, to look cool? Drugs? Drugs? Thank you very much. Do you need one more? Need one more what? Do you need a whole army of them? You need three more escorts. Yep, there's one. Alright, this is probably penalty kick, so remember it's early. So I can... Oh, yep, that counts. I'm in. I'm in. To play, I gotta go... And when you're done, you can take me to bed. Okay. Sorry about that. Okay, guys. So what I should have done instead was go up that ramp, that ramp. Or it's the guy, I don't know, what's his name? What's the dog's name? I should have hit those. But I didn't because I have what people call slow eyes and I did not pay attention and I let the ball go. So, did you make that graphic yourself? Yes, Jack made all of the graphics. He, we are actually inside of an animation studio right now. That's what he does. He can animation. He can do it for ya. Uh, and yeah, the machines are really bright. Red sizzle. Hence the shade. That's why I am not usually wearing glasses. It's real bright and reflective. Oh, McGruff? Stranger. Stranger is the dog name. Thank you. Mr. Immortal, why am I not wearing shades? Because I have beautiful blue eyes. And I want you to be able to see them. Um, bye Adara and Edgar, it's been nice getting to know you. Whoa, what dirty crap have you been saying to the internet? Hello Mrs. Pinball, how are you? Roy Dutch, 4F4. Hello, I am well. What's your studio's claim to fame? It's called the Dog Hole. Get in the Dog Hole. You smell like wine. Alright. Did I date up all 24 hours and count all 24 hours? Yes you did, Jaden! Yes you did, that was tough. What, is your studio playing to fame? Uhhhh... Wait, your studio or my studio? Oh. Hola, me nombre es Mr. Pinball. You can leave your hand here. It's time to make this underground! I do have to eat jelly buns. I do. Who did? Oh, no, yeah. Because everyone loves jelly buns, man. I know, I can't help eating them. I'm going to eat them. You're probably pregnant. Um, I didn't really eat that. Uh, no, the food that we ate this morning is still in the fridge. I'm going to go get that. What do you mean? Oh crap, oh crap, what have I done? Tell us your damn studio's done! What, you want my studio to be out of business? Boat? I have the rich name of the TV hold down, man. Her nickname should be Jill Danger. I like it, Jerky Jill. Um, I definitely, uh, when I was younger, like 25, 26, I went to, ah, maybe like 22, I went to this bar, and it was brazen, and we're all getting drunk, my shirt's off, I'm drinking a lot, and some dude is like, yo, Jack, I got a friend over there. in town from God knows where. Her name is Jackie Danger. I was like, there's no frickin' way. And I went up, just drunk out of my mind, ran up there, just threw my hand out. I was like, hey, what's going on? I'm Jack Danger. And she goes, bullshit. And I'm like, I heard you're Jackie Danger. Right in my frickin' style. And we made out for like an hour, and That was the end of her. Wait, what? She's talking about my son's real mom. Honestly, it's so sweet. Those are some... Gotta love NBA. NBA, bro. Sneak, I'm sorry. Guys, non-disclosure agreements are real things and if you don't adhere to them, you will get sued out of your budget. Um, I'm that darn cat. I'm that darn girl in real life. I really think so, I think so. Man, you could be a buddy. I think it's good. Can we get a close up of the toothpick? Okay. Just kidding. It's Chitty Kitties. So, uh... It's chips with eggs, rice, and meat. No. What? Oh, wait. Are you kidding me? I had mine with the pizza. Well, it was $3 extra. So... I got it in the dog bowl. Oh my god, did you just see that? That can't be the end of my note. Yeah. I'm gonna check, huh? All day. Oh no, I bit my teeth. Sheets. Once. Then I bit my teeth real hard. I don't think we're actually doing a tournament tonight. It's just a meet-up. That's fine. You're going to play two balls. You've got to grab your ball and show your dominance. I'm going to be selling, though. But I can watch a movie. I can watch a movie. Wait for what? Uh, I need to make the box open. Alright, Brent, load it. Res res! Brent, chisel? Who chisels? So, Lauren stole one of my balls. That's strange. I stole both of them, actually. Brent, thanks for staying. I'm too loyal for that. You're a game developer? Hell yeah, Mr. Immortal. That's awesome. Look, lean over here. I got a bad boy. Got it. If the leaves don't touch the break in the law, you're not breaking the law. Well, I don't know. If you know it's wrong, then it's breaking the law. That's it. You know what's wrong. And usually if you're breaking the law, you know you're breaking the law. Thanks, Mandel355. Congrats on being good. No, John, what's cracking, buddy? John, that's so cool that you're here. Thanks, Howard. For a while. Well, I'll talk to you too. What is hot? And my name? I don't know why, but I'm thoroughly enjoying this trip. Don't do it. It's not worth it. People have always loved fish. That's the thing. You just didn't know it. Deep in here. Whoa, this is a crazy angle. You can't see it because we're on the table. There you go. So, Laura is 5'1", I am 6'7". There is a little height discrepancy. Oh, a cake pot! $10 from Table Can says, thanks for the Uber, Jack. Aw, dude, you nerd. Thank you, dude. Don't worry about it, dude. Thank you so much, man. I appreciate your support. No, it's nice. I love you, brother. I'm in. Be land. Winner, follow. Laura, I'll take that. Put it out of the play field to play. Put it right here. No, I can't eat it. I want to eat it. I got it. It should be met. I don't need a drink refill. Hold on. Thank you, Bill. Table game. You're too nice, man. I love you, Brian. Thank you, Bill. It's kind of late, nachos. So breakfast, nachos. Here we go. The sunglasses blinds you, Jack. I don't know why. It's like nachos, but imagine that the kids have been soaking in like a spicy red pepper sauce. For like 10 minutes. And so they're like, they almost have no crunch, but there's a bit of a sweet taste still. It's super, super good. Kidding, kidding. Look it up. Kidding, kidding. Okay, that's what I'm getting. Right there. In the dog hole. Yeah, Marty's got the cam on the screen on his tablet. We'll call that a very old version then. Really, it's a huge bummer if you don't have a smartphone. I'm trying to get this better. Are you done? You waved low? That's terrifying. Good job. B, you smoked this. I got a point. Let's start another game. Alright, this is a Jetson first. Jack and Laura are tied. After four games, we are tied. That's pretty amazing. On the front of the net. They all hit the can. They all quit when I was driving. In Baltimore, where you If you want to catch an unlinked hand, can you just wave low? Step Orioles, baby. Step Orioles. Call Uber. We're not in the 90s. So because I'm dying... I want to play the next game by myself. Do you want to? Yeah. All right. Make sure you explain what's going on. Okay. And then let me prepare for the tiebreaker. I'm going to put this in there. Is that what you're doing? Not very good. Okay, I'll do it. It just tastes like flesh. It does taste like flesh. It doesn't taste very good. Okay guys, so I'm going to do this. This is going to be me. I'm going to do me right here. Jack is going to blame it on his ballet piece. He's feeling bad because I messed up with my face. I'm the very guy who is the one who fucked my show. That's my big fat toe. I am my own. That's what he needs Jack. He needs to be my own. Damn. Powered murder. Oh my god. Did you, wait, you drove the car? Yeah. So what are you doing? Okay, so what I'm going to do is get in the goal and I get at the ramp right now. What progress have you made towards getting your line? Uh, that's the three letters, right? It's the words surrounding the soccer ball. So I'm reading, I need to have hiding proof and I gotta get them by going in flashing lights. Yep. This is how I will bring the pinball through. You're right. Okay. I'm getting the biggest pinball right now. I'm eating food. And feeling better. Okay, so we're just in there. You want to just flip. Oh my god, what am I doing? I'll turn it out on you right now. I feel like I'm losing my mind. Okay, so my left, our left. Do you see? They can't leave against control of the ball. Trust your bounce. Laura, you didn't have to shoot. This is tough. Watch the lid. You gotta learn your bounce pass one day. I know, I'm scared of it though. I got it. I got a lot. But you're on a game you don't have to pay for. You're supposed to trust it. Dude, final draw. She's starting off the ball. So wait, you know what to do, right? Okay. So, flip her up and bounce her. Okay. Get ready. Sorry, do it again. Flip her up, bounce it up. You gotta get that other one first. Okay. You have to stop. You gotta get up ready. Okay, everybody. This is my home. I don't have a sheet. Okay, so there's a sheet. Once you hit the jackpot once, there's a little button down here. You gotta hit it for you to get a second jackpot. Correct? You don't have to. You're supposed to use a ramp to rewind it, but this helps you to do it. Alright, you can try it. Get back in there. Already hit the button for ya. Oh yeah, up the ramp and then back in the building. Now unless he's lit. Yep, now it's lit. Holy... Come on, buddy. Are you counting down? I'll give you a whole bunch of balls too if you manage to get your hands on one. Alright, that's over. Good frickin' effort though. Okay. Via chat please. Actually, it's real easy to spend about ten bucks a night. How many you spend on? Thirty dollars per month? No, I spend more than that on pinball. Oh, yeah. Let's take another look. Definitely. Extra ball! We hit the striker, so I'm going to get in the doffle. Yep, that's right. Get that doffle. I could have built. We have baby here on the stand. Stand. Yes. Keep going, keep going. You should have bounced that over here. If you notice a shot that is feeding to the right slipper, then roll it over to the left. Okay. Alright, so we're good. Okay, so I still want to get it in the dog hole. We're up the ramp. We got two more feed and spirits. If you could buy one pin right now with Jack, what pin would it be? That would be a genesis. No, God no! Spirit! No, he's got hot food. Thanks for the follow. I'd like to get my hands on like a JacksBot. This simple game would really come to more... That would play pinball. Is it like Pinbot? Yeah. It's the exact same layout. I love it though. Is it just a bad one? No, it's just the basic game, but Jackpot is the same game but with rules and stuff. Two final draw. Woohoo! Genesis! We've already got Spraggy, so I don't need to buy one. I mean, it's not mine. Blackstone. Laura is prepping for the tiebreaker battle between me and her, upon which I will be standing up. Brian of Kinbar I don know that one Laura I agree I got 800 on the left I know. That's not the ball game. So, assess what you have on the play sheet. You don't have much progress towards the end of the ball, so don't worry about this. I need to hit Final Draw, and I start another multiple. Oh, you have another multiple late? Yeah. That's like a go-ahead, dude. I'll help you with the secret weapon. I'm just worried about it. Laura's got a skill. Nice ball, Laura. Thank you, Crystal. I'm just practicing for tonight. She's going to F all your business. She's going to eat a cilantro and a cacao. Wait, I'm going to call the police. Wait. Yeah. You lucky perky ding dong. Alright, remember, don't put that on the nose. You can't hold it with the right arm. Oh, so sad. Alright, it's ridiculous. Hold it. Breathe, breathe. Alright, just take a minute. Take a minute, breathe. You know what I like to do? The draw line from the suit to the blimpers is where you might want to start. Yep. It's the boy boy! Take on the world! You're supposed to be the poppin' over here. That's how I've gotten it in every turn. But that's not... How I do that. That's not shooting. Hold it. Hold it. You're getting too close. Hold it. Three. Two for, uh, starting side-eye. Uh, okay. The dog. The dog. Now into the goal. Yeah, now it's too expensive. Oh, my God. Whoa, that might be it. That might be it. Hold on. That's it. We're making a baby. All right, it's close. Here we go. You didn't raise the glass. No, we're on camera. Dude, a billion. Holy crap, dude. We played. Woo. Nicely done. All right, guys. One more note. Do I just win automatically? Play one more game by yourself and then we'll battle. Okay. Scrooge it up. I'm going to do that the other way. Basically the other way. Yeah. Alright. Thanks guys. My bag. Stable for the hit box after our break. Welcome to the Billionaire's Club. Welcome to the Billy Club. Thank you. Yo, was that your first billion? Yeah. On any machine ever? No, because there are games that give you billions. What machine did you get a billion on? I don't know. No, I think that's your first billion. Is it Facecam or something that gives you less? I promise you that's your first billion you've ever hit. Okay, maybe it's my first. I'm proud of you. I love you. You're doing great. Thanks. Time to go round. Oh, a cluster. Okay, guys. Alright, so up the round. You gotta pre-explain what you're gonna do. Okay. Let's do it for the goal. I'm trying to get it. Trying to get it in the goal. Or up the ramp. I'm telling you, if you do this while you're playing against people at a tournament, you are gonna find yourself going all the way ahead. Because if it stops you from having her, you can't focus on having her. Penalty kick. Penalty kick means winning the goal. Win the goal. Yep. And you only have ten seconds to do it. I want to get in the dog hole. You are out in the ring. In the dog hole. There you go. What do I want to hit right now? Not that much. That one is not pointy like the usual. Hold on. You have to get a sense. All right now look at this. Look at this thing. Super cool. Okay. All right. You don't have to read over here. You have to just look up at the DMV. Yeah, I know, but you have to look over here. Wake up, hate. It says fake. No, it says wake, be fake. Can't read. No, it says this way. Okay. Black sketch. The goal. The goal. Okay. It's going to hit the goal to the left. All right. So you have to have a monster ball to get back up to another goal. You can do this. Say it multiple. That's the whole point of multiple. You get like 40, 50, 60 million per . The reason I stopped one day is because you want to play all three of those. . . All three of those. Alright, start the ramp. Remember, Lori, the top is passing. It's not going to break the grid. Okay. Yeah, we're trying to get it up one of the ramps. Talk about fast. Do an overhead. How dare you do an overhead? Wake up, baby. One more. And I want you, okay, you know how to explain, you can keep explaining, it's helping. Alright? But also, try getting in some bounce passes. Okay. The dead ones? Exactly. Okay. The best store in real-time golf course is only like a couple hundred million, and I can't remember what we're doing. We haven't had a singing drop three in a while. Since y'all want to see my beautiful eyes. Thanks, Conker. Yo, it's Chris O'Rourke! Welcome, guys! The freaking Lord, you know. Welcome to Dead White's channel. Oh, no! It's White Flip. Oh, there you go. That sounds like white slop. Ha ha ha ha! Yay! Who's that? This is the one who's getting married soon. The beard. Who fixed his machine. Huh? They're married. No, they're not. Yeah, I saw somebody working at a machine gun. On Twitch. Oh, a freaking Lethal Friend? Yeah, a Lethal Friend. A little white spot. Him and the Prixie. You and me, Prissy. Yeah, it'll be you and Prissy, then me and Lethal. Yep. So I think me and Pridel make a good couple. Uh, he looks like a good kisser. Aww. Um, he shaved his head, so I can't wait to rub that. That could be fun. Oh, so soft. Yeah. Um... Yeah, let's... We're gonna end the dog bowl. Or up one of the two ramps. Lethal already got married, I thought. No, he's, uh, he's getting married. He's not married yet. He can't go to something because of it. They are, Laura wants the white spot. Do you know why you're doing the lane step up top there? To get points. Yes, but what those are doing is those two lanes, as you wipe both of them, you're getting tickets. And tickets progress your city. And if you can get all the cities blinking, then you get the spinner bunch times. So you get them all solid, that's how you get to the Wizard Mode. Oh, Wizard Mode. I like it. Okay, it's locked. Now I gotta get it in the final draw. Alright, how are you going to approach this? Well, I like doing it from this side, but I should do it from that side. You like doing what from this side? Getting... On the fly? You can't do it on the fly. I've done that a lot of times. Is it rolling down here and then you flipping like that? No, that's not how you do it. That's not how you do it. Right, then I'm gonna get it over there. I was unexpected. So were both you. Laura you have 82 people watching you. All 82 of you. I appreciate it. I love your support. I love your butts. Can we show them the butt? Show them the butt. Show them the butt. My man! Yo, tip off, man, cool top. Perfect. Head down, we gonna make it. All right, girl. Yo, pinball throw, 40-15. I got the button. Oh, okay, hold on. You didn't get anything. So get it back in final draw. You got 20 seconds. Three. Three. Somehow that's counted. So plunge it and just get your jackpot. I don't understand that at all. Let's get back in there. Yep. Up the ramp. He needs a round pass, not you, buddy. Yeah, her skills are like out of control. Thanks, Player One. I'm glad you noticed. Alright, why is clock happening? You have to take your homo. It's not a homo, man. It's all about making out, dude. But, uh, thanks to the butt casually, we got a... ...me right now. Double dream. Alright, are you ready? Yeah. Here's the time right here. We got the last one, so you guys go first. Ladies and gentlemen, this is to determine who the better pinball player is that you've done so well, I can't wait to make out with you later. No, I'm busy. You kept playing pinball. I have plans. I have plans. Good for the Rams. Good for the Rams. Alright, what's your game completion? No white blinking... white blinking ramps or dog holes? Dog hole is also a white blinking trap. See that? Yep. I let it go. It's kind of distracting. A little too distracting. Thanks, Blind Lunatic. You're also awesome. Alright. Um... I don't know if my sunglasses... that's okay. Casual talent does. No matter who wins, they're still waiting for the prize. She wears, she wears everything. I still wear the cut-off. She wears the booty shorts, she wears the diapers, she wears the furry costume that we're making out of. Well, I'm sad. She wears the cut-off. She never gets all the buzz. Yes, please. That's all I'm going to call you for. Oh, get it, now. But I... Yo, should we go with that? I need a Lego song. Everything is a bluuuub. Careful, we're gonna get flagged. You're not too much like Jack. Who's perfect? Jack looks like he was on his stage. Uh, Laura, I need, um... Laura? Laura? I need, uh... Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. Six by six. I'm responsive. That's so bad. That's so bad. Only on our privates. Only on our privates. Standing up straight. Guys, you should see me play pinball when it matters, because I get pretty frickin' intense. It's nothing like the TV show I promised you. Or the uh, the big show here. Yeah, you got real serious. Yeah, the 200. Okay, now let's do it for the white plate. Nope, you need the bowling. Bowling now? You gotta read the notes again, buddy. Gotta look up the DMD more often. I'm helping you here. Gotta read that DMD. Just take it and point it for me and I'm gonna get you anywhere. Ah, you know Pitbull likes me too, man. I can't wait to...we gotta get it finished. We gotta get it finished. The TV show. Okay. Now I want some VLANs. Uh, VLANs, there's a lot of pinball places in Chicago now, but there wasn't like four years ago. Uh, but primarily we play pinball here at the studio. But we'll go to like Logan Arcade or both of the Emporium. What's the best way to play when the flippers are weak and don't play nice with the ramps? Ah, wet butt disease, that sucks man. Well, how do you play this without the ring? You don't. You really don't. You really don't. I'm going to a bar tonight just like, hanging out with a bunch of girls. Yeah, go. You need to wear a ring. Yeah, no, not crying. When those girls beat you up and you start crying and you're asking why, I'd be like, oh were you like this while you were trying to play? Is this what you were doing? Is this what you were doing? Hello internet, I'm back. It's got to be sweet. Hey bro. You're right. So it says, cut out the game, shoot goal for three minutes. It gives you about a second to read what you should read. So when the ball isn't in play, you should look up at the game and see if it's real. Alright, any pinball. Okay. The pinball view ball is real. View ball. So I could lock his lips and leave it right there. That says TV award lit. TV award is the suit. Yeah, you can try to look up and be able to read their DMV at the same time. Just letting you know. This doesn't count. I'm not mad. I'm just... It doesn't count. I'm just worried about myself. Hey, April! I think she's dead. I'm trying to de-kill myself. You're on up, Pinsett. Ka-poo! Southern Ireland is one of the greatest places on the East Coast. We have to, the win has to be the best two out of three. I'll start us off. . We'll have you multitasking and stuff in no time. Yeah. Pardon me. See how much money that spinner just gave? Because it yelled super spinner, which means if you hit the spinner it's going to be worth for Spinner, which means if you hit the Spinner it's going to be worth two bucks. Listening to the call outs is also super important. Like listen to the call outs and see if you know what to do next. Also look at stuff up here. Put Rance and Spinner both left. So So you shoot for whatever's comfortable. I mean, you get like 10 million every time you shoot. Or 5 million. Alright, what's this thing? I don't get that. What's it trying to do? This is all I'm trying to get you to do is look up there and learn to read that stuff. It's going to be super important when you play games you don't know how to play. Because if you play this all the time you know just by looking at stuff here, but that is super important. 609, I'm glad you are enjoying this game. It's pretty fun, I like it. You're up, girl. You're up, girl. You're up, girl. You're up, girl. What time do you have to go to Logan? He starts at eight. Oh, so you want to call this quite early, so he can drop you off? That would be fantastic. Okay. I need you to wait. Mother. Where is that? That's my mojo. Those shots would have been worse than the other ones. Yeah. Why would they have been worse than the other ones? Because of the penalty kick. How much the penalty kick worth? 30 mils. Okay, what else would be up running up the skid side? I don't know. Yes, big goal round going. I don't know what that is. So, it says, big goal round. If you looked at the DMV, it would have said that there's three shots you could have made, or that you wanted to make. The first shot would have been $15 million, plus you would have got $30 million for that. The next shot would have been $15 million, then the next shot, that would have been another $30 million. You've got to up and down really quick. You've got to read, you've got to read. Here. Here. Rockfast! crozzis, rockfast, mudРЕolic, crusty, twerp, childproof, . uh. alright. So, what do I want to shoot for? What would you recommend? Ah! Have you played on the World Poker Tour machine? Ah, that game is... I... I don't know that I like that game, dude. It's too wide open, there's like nothing on the machine. Alright, so now what do I want to do? Oh my god. Yep. multiball takes precedence over anything you can do with the board. So now what do I do? Now you want to hit the jackpot. Yep, and how do you relight it? You only get this once per multiball. So how do you keep relighting it? I don't know. So, don't even think about the button. The way you play a multiball is you shoot the goal, the ramp relights it. likes it. It's either way. Okay. This only lets you do it once so one time you don't have to do it. You deal. How many white shots do I need to get back in the hole? Oh, one. You're doing great. Let's do these Jack-Bot Forgettable. Whoa, maybe pinball? Welding. Uh, you got a great shot? You want a high-dew one? No. It's got a GM side, but a GMB programming device. Can I get it in a roll? Wait. So you're one shot away from lighting your lock so you can go for the bolt. That's really a few. But shooting the bolt from the left hook has been a pain in the butt since. There you go. One more right hook. I love right shots. The idea, like the way they engineered that game. In a hole? Yeah. So it's got this thing in the middle that if you get a ball, I'm just talking to the internet, you gotta keep watching. You get a ball in the lock, there's three holes, you can ball it in. So blah blah blah, that's the words, you can't just put a, whatever, just look at this one. Alright, you're gonna put it back. It is back. You gotta get that footwork way before that. Way, way, way, way. So early with this. Brown's passing strong. Dude, get a Globetrotters all day with one of these. So, Laura, one other thing that we'll tell you, outside of everything else that you're thinking of, is if the ball is hovering anywhere near the top of this, hit the game to get the ball to help you. Okay. Because, you see how that just like, lumps down? You could have fought that. I didn't know that was a good idea. Oh yeah, this one is not a mod. I gotta play that one. It's ridiculous. The game is a good old mod. Oh, I hate the golds. I was trying not to die. What? I'm doing what? Shot down. See how I hit that when it's here? You can trust that also. You just gotta read it. That's all you gotta do. Get that up really quick. See, it's almost up by the time this clip is done. Sorry, I had to close my eyes. Well, we gotta go soon, so... I'll finish my bottle. You also have to say goodbye to everybody. They don't even remember how to do all the stuff they do. Wooo! Yes. Touchdown. It's one of the hardest yards in the ball. Don't do that, Harvey. The crowd is waiting in anticipation. Okay. It's three. It's three. It's three. It's three. It's three. It's three. It's three. It's three. It's three. It's three. It's three. It's three. It's three. All right, Panheads. Thank you for coming. Thank you for showing your support. All you subs out there, we love you a little extra, but we love you all a ton from the bottom of our stinky hearts. We are here every weekday from 5 to 7. We like it when you're here, too, Because you are what makes this whole thing happen. Go out there, play some pinball. What do I say? Keep going. Shut up. You're doing great. You need to catch a bit. Kiss your puppies goodnight. Clean behind your ears. Click those fingernails. take care of yourselves, and we will see you tomorrow. Play your butts off. Gulp. Eat some booze. Drink some tacos. Give them some of the sexy and then say your bye. All right, let me sneak up here. Yay, Laura! something a little sexy alright ladies and gentlemen have a good night go play some football I'll be back thanks for coming sorry we had to come so early but I am dying and I gotta go play some pinball I love you I love you all good night uh Laura you're done good you've done good bye ladies and gentlemen um I love you. Have a wonderful night. Sorry about tonight. I'm just so miserable I'm probably going to die. I'll see you tomorrow. Tomorrow's Friday. We're going to have a blast. I don't know who's coming. Maybe Laura again. I don't know what the hell's going on. But go get some sleep or rage. Usually, if you're in your 20s, Thursday is when you go drink way too much. So I encourage you to do that. Or not. You know, warning, warning. have a good night go go go alright now take the mouse and go up to broadcast here bye guys see ya click broadcast and then click the top twitch thing see ya