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Day 1 of FISH TALES BATTLE!! Jan '15 - 2 / 2

Dead Flip·video·32m 24s·analyzed·Feb 3, 2015

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TL;DR

Corrupted Dead Flip Fish Tales gameplay video with unusable transcript due to severe ASR errors.

Summary

This is a heavily corrupted video transcript from Dead Flip showing chaotic gameplay footage of Fish Tales pinball with extremely poor ASR transcription quality. The content captures casual pinball gameplay banter, tournament-style play, and discussion of various pinball machines at what appears to be an arcade venue, but the transcript is largely unintelligible due to systematic transcription errors (repeated corrupted phrases like 'Stern AC/DC' placeholders and 'Tee'd Off' substitutions for actual words).

Key Claims

The venue has multiple pinball machines including Big Shot (4-player Gottlieb), Fish Tales, Twilight Zone, World Cup, Roadshow, Iron Man, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Heist V2/Getaway, and The Simpsons
medium confidence · Listed among available games during tournament discussion; some games noted as broken
Spirits pinball machine is available for sale at the venue for approximately $2,400
medium confidence · Mentioned during casual gameplay discussion about purchasing options
Tournament involves multiple players competing across several games in a single day format
medium confidence · Title references 'Day 1 of FISH TALES BATTLE' and discussion of final placings/scores

Notable Quotes

“Speaking of which, folks, send your pinball machines here. We need one.”
Unknown host@ 8:58 — Shows the venue's interest in acquiring additional machines for their arcade/streaming setup
“don't drink and drive don't drive and cars who cares man you're fine”
Unknown host@ 13:24 — Casual closing remarks showing the drinking/social nature of the event
“this is the first Larry Day of fishtails so we have all week Tee'd Off play this it's going Tee'd Off be great”
Unknown host@ 13:30 — References week-long tournament format featuring Fish Tales

Entities

Dead FliporganizationFish TalesgameSpiritsgameTwilight Zonegame World Cupgame Big Shotgame Iron Mangame Bram Stoker's Draculagame The Simpsons

Signals

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community_signal: Dead Flip actively streaming arcade gameplay and tournaments; soliciting machine donations for stream content
medium · Discussion about sending machines to venue for streaming and signing games; continuous stream recording format
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event_signal: Multi-day Fish Tales tournament ('FISH TALES BATTLE') with Day 1 coverage in this video; appears to span full week with daily play
medium · Title states 'Day 1 of FISH TALES BATTLE!! Jan '15' and closing dialogue: 'this is the first Larry Day of fishtails so we have all week Tee'd Off play this'

Transcript

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Oh man, you are my favorite. Yes, that was the kindest movie. Oh God, I'm having Nick's ball right now. Um, you're a fan. Who? What? Why? Yeah. Crystal! Man, it's all about the... The purple heart, yeah. It's all about that purple heart. I mean, I am wearing like a camo... Yeah, I look like a war photographer. Yeah, Papa's Law. except purple heart. Purple heart. Apparently everyone did it before. Maybe that's the only color the heart comes in. I guess. It literally is the only color the heart comes in. Purple heart. So it's just a heart. You're the only heart. You're so the same. One is the other day. That's me. Yep. From ACDC. This is the only crystal we have. Purple heart. Yeah, special. Oh, nice. You are beautiful. Trust. You're beautiful. Oh, God, I hate that song. No, it's the worst song. By the way, Trust was a Prince song from the Batman movie. I don't know any other words in that. I like Control more. Control! I don't know that song. Control, it's Janet. Control! Oh. Control, yep. Snake's got it.

That was all I'm talking about. Push it. Baby, baby. Push it. Push it with cats. Ah, push it. Push it. Good.

Crystal, we love you. All right. Man, you got a fan club up in here. Wow. There are new Geico ads with Push It. Those are kind of silly, right? They feel sad and desperate. They're a little sad. Okay. Whoa. No, it's lit, you frick.

You frick. Yo, get in the table. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. Get out. You need to go. I'm leaving. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. It's true. This ball is for Crystal. You don't have to go home, but you can dance. That's something about a baby. Thanks, Mom. Yep. It's all over the Facebooks. It's one of those, like, upworthy articles now. It's like, come on, you need to leave, but seven times, seven times is about. You know what? I was drunkenly screaming about that before that even came out. Oh, wow. You thought it was about going home from a bar, but here's a picture of a baby. I saw her paid for her from a basement. They were popular. Urr. I just can't see. Oh. Sorry. I just can't see. I made a rage face. Also, I got kind of nervous when I got to see AAS. It's pretty dirty in here. Wait. I don't know.

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Heist V2/Getawaygame

I'm taking all the doses. Young girl. I'm drinking alcohol and then I got grounded. Nice. That's worth it. I feel like that's something to get grounded for.

That's such a better ball. Such a better ball. Fucking shit. Yo, I got locks ready. Are there any links to your design sites? Oh, you don't want to see our work. We don't work. We just play pinball all day. This is how we make money. All right, all right. Calm down. Yo, Zephyrus.

Come in. Yeah, we make money by donations to kids. Donate to kids. That's how we make money, I guess. I don't know. Nick's just said it. It sounds right. It's truth. Do you want to hang out with us for a little bit? My producer says it's truth.

Autocast? Yeah? Whoa, hey, what is that? Yeah? That's dangerous for that fish to do. You are a bad... No, you scout. You're a bad person. You make terrible decisions. Am I first? Oh, dude, that score is monoculous. Yo, $2.50. I think that might be the lowest you can get. No, because I've gotten like one hundred. With bonus.

Weapon says he is a kid. Donate to kid. Yo, donate to weapon. Wait, how about your weapon in there? Previously you were stating that he was a man. And now he's a kid. Well, I think I was saying he was a man. I don't think he's Jewish. Wait, give me the ball. Give me the ball. I mean, you know, not to be weird about it, but I mean, we had this discussion earlier. But if he's Jewish. Not to be weird, but I make things weird. Nick! Nick! That was one tilt for me, thank you, Gearson. Little Nicky.

Too drunk, Rob? I'm not drunk. You have no idea. One more could a man want. Okay, first of all, you're not a man. Okay. No, he's... Also, three beers that's not a drunk woman make. Alright, here we go, folks. You're fancy with the speech. Swip! Three beers that's not a drunk woman make.

I picked the best, sir! My good man. Bye, Joel. Can't we get a little wet? Not drunk. No, I'm drunk. Wait, I'm drunk. If you want to hang out, it's fine. Get a nap. Two drunk ladies.

Yo, I'm one tall drunk dude. Two drunk ladies. Oh, that is a drop catch, my friends. That is a drop catch to live by. I've never been drunk. This feels great. I like to, like, you are a different little mouse here. It's pretty cute. Adorable mouse here. Honestly, I think the, like, the artwork is only, it's pretty, whatever, it's cute. But this lip balm is killing it for this mouse. Yeah. Like, it's strange. Did you see the box? Yeah, it's adorable. The box is pretty. Actually, I think I left the box in the fridge. Pretty odd. Those impressions. I am fiery. Thank you

Well Next time you come on the street Pennzoil fucking full of perils. We still need pizza. I missed the BS. I've only done that every once. Twice! Twice I fucking did that. You missed big S? Twice. It came up twice. Don't underestimate sleep weapon. That's where you dream. Well, that's some deep, hippie shit. That's where I'm a wicket. That's where I'm a rabbit shooting laser beams. That's where I play more pinball. I'm not very... Yeah, right. I'm not very imaginative. I don't have them dream skills.

At least we're not caught in the internet here. Man, this camera is droopy. I'm gonna go and take a breather. Alright, see ya. By the way, I'm assuming if you want to cool it down, it's about 20 degrees cooler out there. I'm good. Are you sure? Yeah. I'm gonna... I'm facing up late here. What? I'm facing up late. What? I'm facing up late. There's a good vase in the place? Oh, hey! The panel's gonna be in the same place. Don't tilt the gate! Is it too low? Too high? It keeps swipping to the side. Gotcha. He doesn't want your random street art. So I'm gonna need to figure that out. Hey Jack, grab me some laser beans! Break it? Jabroni? Hey ya Jabroni! No no no no no no no! Get that back! You got that West Coast shit. Let me tell you, absolutely, that's like some West Coast leg kicking shit. And it's only done by a couple of ladies that I've ever seen play.

She doesn't trust in her upper body strength to move the machine. She kicks the legs. No, it's not that I don't trust my upper body strength. It's just that I'm a kicker.

No kidding. Sorry, guys. It was a solid kick. Sorry, not sorry. When I do it when I have converse on it really painful Wow Weapon you are angry about No I ain No no angry people I think a lot is drinking energy Uh Mayor we have ...starting over here, Hotshot, Gottlieb, which is the four-player Big Shot. We have ACDC Premium, Fishtails, Twilight Zone, World Cup, with Calica Pro, Roadshow, we have Iron Man, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Heist V2 Getaway, and Simpsons... Simpsons, the first Simpsons from Dead East. But Simpsons and Dracula are broken.

Whew! I tried to say that without throwing up. That was good. You hit them all? Yeah. Did you throw up? A little bit? Uh, twelve? Twelve?

Nine, nine, eleven, twelve if you count the ding dong. The real ding dong? Yeah. We had a real twelve when we had Harlem.

Speaking of which, folks, send your pinball machines here. We need one. Yeah, that'd be good. Somebody... You know, Jada, don't just send your translate. Just send the whole GNR. We'll sign the fucking playbook. Yeah, we'll play it. We'll put it on stream. Then we'll sign it. Then we'll ship it back. Can I sign it, too? No, you don't want to. Yes, Crystal. Wait, you're number one, right? Hey. No.

Hey, Jack. No, sir. Eat a bag of dicks. Yo, eat a bag of dicks. Yo, Jack. Here's what needs to happen, folks. Jack is going to last, which he will. Fuck you. Then I'm going to go get it first, and then we need you two to catch up to whatever Jack gets. Here's what I'm going to do, folks. And then I will win. I'm going to plunge into video mode. It's impossible, but I'm going to make it happen. You ready?

Good job. This will work. I fucked up. Wait, you can leave. What are you going to do? I fucked up. You're my little busha love girl So sweet What are my favorite things about the last day of April? Damn it, I'm missing everything It's gonna be May I still love that Oh, give me Where's BS? Come do it, come do it Uh-oh, uh-oh, no beers No busha Guys, I wanted the bullshit points donate to kids. God, why do I keep swearing?

Why am I playing with sunglasses on? I can't see anything. Here we go. All the money. Oh, nice dream, bro.

Pew, pew, pew, pew. That doesn't do anything. You'll see. It's time I make Okie dokie. Oh, sharks. I'm already sharks. Sharks. That sounds painful. Nick, you have to wear a hood, like her back doesn't. Wow, man, you look good. You look real good. You kind of look like a Star Wars character. Yeah. Like the cartoon? I happen to have a pinball machine in my back pocket. Oh, wow. Well, if you, uh, you know, go play Twilight Zone on Pinball Arcade. You suck. Yeah, suck it. Yo, here comes the money. Here comes the money. Girl. Be the jack. Give me. My man. Kill everybody. Big points. Go. No. You're drunk. This is not going very well. Get it. You're literally drowning. Get it, girl. Get it. Literally. Oh, God. Literally. I am literally? Litterally. I am literally. Keep going. Did you see the train through your glasses, GD? Man, I can't see shit. Donate to kids. Nope. This is all money. Clean. My man. Oh. Oh, my man. Go! No! Uh-oh. Not enough. Nope. Not enough. Yo, give me that wood. Crystal, I need you. I need that wood. I need you. I need that one. You look so good in that one. Yeah, leave that shit out. Looks like a nun's habit. Don't ever take that off. Literally figuratively. Literally. You literally can do this. Figuratively? Literally you can do this. Literally figuratively. What the? Yo, big dog back dude. Here it comes. Oh, big dog. Uh oh. Shut your mouth. I need help here. Oh, other girl. Tough drain. That is a big dog. Oh, big dog. tough drain. Not enough. I can't not. Not enough. I cannot not. All of the dead bones. Oh, man. One by one point. You won by one point. Uh, who, who took third? Who took third? I did. Yes. Oh, man. If anybody do JD. I could.

So the final. All right, we're done. Yeah, we're done. All my lady ladies. It's gonna be me. folks thanks again for coming thanks for being on the internet thanks for watching us play pinball don't drink and drive don't drive and cars who cares man you're fine this is the first day of fishtails so we have all week to play this it's going to be great I don't know if Crystal's coming back Jess probably won't come back well she's coming back Nick Campbell will never be here ever again The Campbell's gone But Michael McDonald is here You gotta hold your ear right You gotta hold it Because you can't make the When you're like Michael McDonald is here Ladies Mayors Thanks again for all the new follows Thanks again for everyone that comes every day This is super awesome I love you guys Goodbye And we're gonna go play World Cup Soccer without you Yay Bye Jaded Jack confirmed actor And Beastie Boys sabotage Sleep tight folks And have a wonderful evening So what happens now Well now we just We'll just leave the stream running We can play World Cup We don't have to talk to these guys They are You know

I'm sorry. Just the day. It was just the... So, okay. You came in third place. Right. Congratulations. Thank you. That was freaking remarkable. Crystal, Is that Brady? Yeah, I know Brady.

Brady, Brady, Brady. Hey, will you take me out? Yeah. I guess I'm next. Where's your business?

Yo, I do business. I got you, babe. I got you. I got you, babe.

Man, I am dead, dead, dead, dead. Go, kid. Yeah. Double joking. Let me touch your scarf then. Yeah. There you go. Oh. Woo. I am. I like that sound. Leave a week. Yeah. I think about you writing that rant on the fly, too. Yo, guys, you're ruining my dorms because Sam's around. Well, we are busy zipping up and back to his jacket. Oh, dude. Jacket hood. All right. Jacket hood. Oh, there we go. Come on. Oh, man, George can stand it.

Oh my God That I held that out there for maybe 30 seconds That was crazy That was good Oh baby! What's your stance on that? Are you just like... It's... dude, I don't even know. My hands just turned into vibrate mode. Like I locked my elbows into my body so only my hands are moving. Oh, you're shiny. How come did I bounce? There you go, Mayor. Don't forget you can relight the, uh, anyway. Guys, I'm only leaving this running because I, I just, who cares? I love you guys. Have fun. Are you not coming back? Never? Oh, balls.

And we got all the balls in your throat. Wait, what? Here we go. Oh, that looks like a fucking horror movie.

Cleaner. Cleaner wiener. Cleaner! Come on! Why? Good nature! What? Can we do the next one one handed? God, you can do whatever you want, I love you. This game? Aww. That's nice. Good pal. Come on, man. Two goals. Yeah, one handed all day. All right. Playing control. Control! Everybody do your stuff. Control! I'm going to go with the Spirits. Oh. Aww. The player witch pinball project. I just keep moving the camera until people start yelling. Spirits. Alright, first off, by the way, this game is for sale. I think you're probably going to buy it for your more than welcome down do. I would love to, but it's on sale. I'm going to go with the Spirits. I would love to, but I don't know what it is. Yeah, definitely not $2,000. No, you can leave it here. I know, but I'm also like, I can't. I can't spend money on this right now. By the way, it's more than $2,000. It's like $2,400.

I will not lose to him if he's spending any money right now. Why did I not use the magnet? Wow. You have a magnet. Got a magnet. No, didn't use it. Crustle. Do it too. Crustle. My name's Krustle.

Come on. What? I'm a knight. You will throw the ball. Come on, Krustle. Got this back. Nice. Here you go, buddy. Krustle, get it back. Yeah, it's got it back. Hey, man. Spirit.

Oh, sweet. Get it. Oh. Throw the ball. Kick back. All right, you got this. Nailed it. Good. Trust. Oh, slip! Ah, killing it.

Jaden, you were not allowed to count these tilts. We're just screwing around. They're very serious about things. Dude, look at this camera angle. It's like horror movie shit. Oh, it was earlier. It was all tilted. You see that? Yeah, that was fucking nice. Oh, dude. My man.

Crustle. Yeah, don't hang around. Dog. Crustle. Can I split Crustle?

Crustle. Oh, dude. Magnus Abe! Why didn't I use him? I know, I blew up. Oh, Jess, you don't know who that is, do you? What about... Crustle! Is that not me? Is that you? Is that me? I guess it's you. But I think you're last, Nicky. Brittany, you're last. You're good with that out there. You have a little less than one million words right now. Crustle! Are you salty or not? No, it's not salty. It doesn't matter because it's fine. No, but I'll hit it for you. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, tell me things.

No, no, no. What are you doing? You see this ball here? Don't be that guy. I fucking hate those guys. I don't know what that guy is. This is for you right now. No, you don't understand what's going on. Let me just do it for you. Todd, do you know how to play pinball? Yeah, I know. Oh, my God. All right. Yeah, that's me. Get over it. Last night at Logan, I went up and I was like, hey, And did you go, yeah, I picked the fuck off mode. Get the hell away from me. All right, so what does this guy do? Okay, you want to get it into the goal for 30.

You got it? It is time, so you want to get it out there. Right, but what is that other? Oh, that's a lock. Okay, so you know what? Fuck that. Get it into that scoop now for multi-ball. Okay.

What to do? Yeah. Swim. That's what it's done. Boom. Okay. I'm going to have to do that. Mold for moldy. Mold. Stop. Go. Thank you. Okay. By the way, hold that. Okay. You're fine. That was a close call. That was fucking beautiful. My man. Don't even understand how great that is. I just taught her how to do that. Well, I was going to take it back and then when you post-passed it and it's fine. Post-passed it. Passed it. The wolf, it passed it. It passed it. So, this shot, I believe, if right here where the flipper starts is zero and the tip is 100, what do you say that is? About like 55? You said 65 to me and I said, oh yeah. Okay, 65. All right.

Nobody look at this. Little pass. Everybody look away. You're going to kill it. Little later. It's fine.

All right, it's going to come to the right flipper. Okay. You guys, I'm TV qualified, so... Yo, that's all that matters.

Fuck! No, that was goddamn beautiful. Exactly what I would have done. Here we go. Hold it up. No, no, no, no. You're fine, you're fine, you're fine. No, I'm not there. No, you're fine. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm telling you, you're absolutely... Whoa, whoa, whoa. If that blue light's on, you're solid. Go over there. Yeah, I need this. Great work. Oh, get rid of it. It's pressed. Now I'm going to calm down.

Yes. Sorry. You're a murderer. Oh, hell yeah. Up it is. Oh, that was it. That felt right. Hold it. Yes. Okay. 65. A little less than halfway. A little later than you thought it was. No. Okay. No. You're fine. That will be waiting for you on your desk. Okay, cool.

Good. Less than 50? No, a little, like, further beyond. Early. You want later. Okay, so I went for early. I thought it was like 45 at that point. Okay, so numbers are bad for me. Like, 60, 100, plus. So, if where the flipper starts, that's zero, and then the tip of the flipper is 100. Okay, so that was backwards. Right, so you want 65. 65, of course. Okay, that's it. It's the easiest way we can figure out how to describe our shots on our own machine. That makes sense. And like, uh, describing whether or not that's from like a cradle or when it's on the fly is different also. Oh no. Yeah. Like you can backhand watch this You can hit this at like this is like 10 So he uh almost hit it Thank you Almost did I don remember the first time I ever played a boat game There a Yolo car You were there Oh yeah! That was like the best game. That was the best game I ever had. Alright, Kendrick, anymore. I forgot. It was a rough one. All I wanted to do was play Space Jam. Space Jam was awesome. It was awful. I loved Space Jam. I was having a really good night at Space Jam. You're fine. I'm fine. You're fine. Sorry. Chill. Just why do you like Space Jam? I love Space Jam. Oh, without a let. No, no. I'm not ashamed. No, you shouldn't be ashamed. It's not my favorite thing. Love what you want. I love Space Jam. It's like, I'm on a whim. It's funky and geeky. Yeah. It's crazy and weird. But I love this one for some reason. But it's like, it's like my backstreet pinball table. Here's the deal. I have a little story. I love it. I'm one inch taller. Why am I losing my ability to speak? You can English words. I'm one inch taller.

My lunch is colder than Teichel Shmort. I want some lunch. I need some dinner. Go. What is that? Teichel Shmort.

It's been out for more than two hours. It's probably not. I went to Mariano's and got the hot bar. It just jumped like pot roasts and mac and cheese. what? are you guys looking at it? are you guys staring at my food? what's up? alright, don't be worried about it come on, are you done? you want world cup center dog? you just left it on the table for everybody to see here it comes, here it comes whoop! oh baby but they're going to feed it and then I got a ding dong oh that was in That was good. And we got the whole chunk change. Chunk change.

It's like a long way to go. Oh, there we go. Money. Poof. Money down. Poof. Boom. Stupid. Yes. Why can't it be stupid? I was commenting on that, but people were talking about something that clumped on there. Right. I got it. Oh, that was weird.

Oh, great. Tarts. Yeah. Good job. Yeah, you're hot. There you go. That's it. I need to get some dinner inside my body. Gross.

Yeah. I love when everyone is like aww. You messed up. Aw you messed up. If you lock a ball before you get final draw, then you'll get a few balls off the ball. What the hell are you talking about dude? Then it'll be only a two ball. Something I didn't know until last week. But here's the deal. Really? Oh, that's money. Oh, God, that was really scary.

Nice. Yes. My man. So you get to plunge it and put it right in the freaking scoop. Woof. No woof. All the woofs. I don't know. Super woof. All the super woof. Oh, fudge. That was beautiful. Hold that shit. Oh. The shit's right here. No, no, no, no. What are you doing? Oh! What the hell? Wow. Yo, she got farting robbed. She got farting robbed. Oh, that's a good score. Good score. Yo. I know, but I just, I was just, like it was right there. You got, you got great for sure. Shut up. Oh my god. Don't love. Don't love last place. Yo, load it up. Load it up. Don't worry about that. Wait, who came in first? Um, that was Jubb. Jubb? There's plenty of them. That was Jub. Your new nickname, Jub Kim. Jub Jub? Jub, you don't like Jub? I mean it's kind of like an eternism of Ewoks. It's not Job. Jub Jub. Oh, okay. Yeah, okay, we get it, Jub. But guys, Ewoks. Whatever Ewok is for, it's like, oh, Jub Jub. Alright, alright, alright. I love it. Everybody come now. Did you watch the day when they eat cabbage? Yeah, I did. Oh, there was like, G-wa and G-wa. Oh, alright. I feel like the name was, uh, Dub-dub. Like, they weren't saying words. That was some dude's name. It was like, Dub-dub. And then Dub-dub would show up and be like, what was Dub-dub? He was Dub-dub. And the Sand People always said, Tini. No, no, no, no, no. No, they're actually Markini. The Sand People didn't say Tini. The Jawas said Tini. But, um, some people just went, ooooh. Yeah, they just went, ooooh. Were those the ones you couldn't put in the microwave or get wet? Yeah, all of that. Or feed after midnight and wipe with the problem. That was the Ewoks, right? Yep, that was definitely the Ewoks. Same people. Oh, sure. Stanima. Yo, he's going to get so sick of me saying his name. I love saying Stan's name. Stan's Sweet and Sour. I mean, how many times do you think you've heard that? A jillion? Stan's Sour? Why? Stan's Sweet and Sour. Oh, that's the last name of Sour? Yeah. Or soba. If you're, what is it, Polish? He's a Polish. Yeah, soba Polish. Anyway, I won't. Soba Polish. Stands out. Soba Polish. Sounds good. Beyonce doing it. Thank you.

I don't know if they're referencing what it is. They're incredible. See I said that and I'm like, oh god no one got that ball.

What? So they get to hold it. There you go. What do you want? One more, one more, one more. Come on goalie. No he's not goalie. Is this your time? Yes, yes, four seconds.

Three, two, score. Oh! Oh you did it. 30 mil and a goal. With zero. With zero on the freaking clock.

All garbage. They wouldn't even let me magazine after the fact. All right, I'm killing this stream. You guys don't give a shit about this. Hi, 3D. Still been going on? Yeah, I just left it running, but who cares?

Butts and parts and all that stuff. Yo, the internet, right? This is the internet. Look at this stuff.