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Day 4 of THE GETAWAY Battle Week! IFPA tournament tonight!

Dead Flip·video·1h 2m·analyzed·Nov 21, 2014
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TL;DR

Deadflip streams Day 4 Getaway gameplay ahead of IFPA tournament with 30 competitors.

Summary

Deadflip Pinball hosts Day 4 of their Getaway battle week stream with an IFPA-sanctioned tournament featuring approximately 30 competitors. The stream showcases multiple practice games on Getaway with commentary on game rules, mechanics, and upcoming tournament bracket play, while the studio hosts other machines (Metallica, Fishtails, AC/DC, Hotshot, Twilight Zone, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Dark Knight) and expects various competitive players throughout the evening.

Key Claims

  • Getaway's theme music is La Grange by ZZ Top and was licensed from ZZ Top

    high confidence · Direct speaker statement during gameplay commentary

  • Jason Werdrick is ranked approximately number 20 in the world and is expected to be the highest-ranked player at the tournament

    medium confidence · Casual conversation during practice game, stated by stream host as prediction

  • Art Dodd is ranked in the top hundred competitive players

    medium confidence · Casual conversation about tournament competitors

  • Joe Blassie is ranked approximately number 16 in the state and has attended 58 tournaments throughout the year

    medium confidence · Host commentary comparing tournament attendance patterns

  • Tournament winner receives 7.5 to 8 IFPA points

    medium confidence · Host statement about tournament scoring structure

Notable Quotes

  • “The only thing you really need to know is don't be a shithead. Do not death save or Ben Heck or similar move back the ball. And the person that you're playing, leave them alone.”

    Jack Danger (Deadflip host)@ 20:40 — Sets expectations for tournament conduct and etiquette

  • “This game's all about multiball and getting through your modes and calling it a day. It's pretty simple.”

    Jack Danger@ 22:45 — Summarizes core Getaway gameplay strategy for viewers

  • “So you're shooting the red RPM arrows to build up your RPMs. When you get to red line, it's going to tell you to shift.”

    Jack Danger@ 21:33 — Explains primary game mechanic of Getaway

  • “I've gone to 18 tournaments, and I'm like two behind him [Joe Blassie].”

    Jack Danger@ 24:01 — Contextualizes competitive tournament participation rates

  • “There's going to be an army of people here stinking up the place. It's going to be great.”

    Jack Danger@ 27:36 — Humorous description of anticipated tournament crowd size

Entities

Jack DangerpersonDeadfliporganizationGetawaygameJason WerdrickpersonJoe BlassiepersonArt DoddpersonEric PricepersonBrad Robert T. 'Bob' SmithpersonRichieperson

Signals

  • ?

    event_signal: Deadflip streaming tournament with viewer engagement component; post-broadcast stream continuation allowing viewers to watch competitive matches on Getaway after studio commentary ends

    high · Host repeatedly states: 'we're just going to leave the stream run and you get to watch everyone get really frustrated at Getaway'

  • ?

    community_signal: Pinball equipment lending/sharing culture evidenced by Roadshow machine on temporary loan to Deadflip venue for streaming content

    medium · Brad Smith delivery of Roadshow with open-ended loan terms: 'How long is Roadshow staying with you?' 'Until we don't want to see it anymore'

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Jason Werdrick established as top competitive threat at approximately world rank 20; Joe Blassie noted as prolific tournament attendee (58 tournaments/year) but lower individual ranking (state #16)

    medium · Host commentary: 'If Werdrick shows up, it's him. He's, like, number 20 in the world' and comparison of tournament attendance patterns

  • ?

    event_signal: IFPA-sanctioned pinball tournament at Deadflip with approximately 30 competitors across multiple machines; tournament will award 7.5-8 IFPA points to winner

    high · Direct host statement: 'We're having an IFPA tournament here tonight, and there's going to be about 30 people coming here today'

  • ?

    technology_signal: Streaming platform limitations preventing camera rotation; host notes variable bitrate streaming and lack of composition tools create significant constraints for multi-angle coverage

Transcript

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0:00
That's Joe Blassie's quote in Wired Magazine. I'm going to have to get in there and take that coat of wax off. Oh no, that sucks. All right, let me... Sorry about the noise if I'm bouncing around here, folks.
0:15
The old microphone. That's just glamour. Yep. Oh, the... Yeah, you were live. So yesterday you said I'd wear a shirt, boys or girls, so I'm going to wear a shirt, not a girl. I'm going to take this shit off. My man.
0:33
Damn the man. Right? Damn the man. Whew. The chat. How am I going to do the chat if I'm going to be walking around?
0:43
Probably my iPhone. Let's see. I'm not getting any drops. That's good. Audio's looking good. The stream. solid gold all the machines are on it's going to be fucking hot in here like really gross hot yep bunch of meat bags alright let's see dead flip chat chataronis hey kids bing bing today is the big tournament Richie is going to be stopping by with some lady friends for this yeah some lady friends that's Richie Richie's always got them lady friends the kid is a stud we're going to have smoke turn all the lights off, and a strobe light behind him. Fall game restart never.
2:02
IFPA
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Roadshowgame
Metallicagame
Fishtailsgame
AC/DC Premiumgame
Twilight Zonegame
Bram Stoker's Draculagame
Dark Knightgame
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Nick George Campbellperson

medium · Technical discussion: 'Even like Wirecast, the expensive shit, will not allow us to just rotate 90 degrees a camera. It's the dumbest thing'

Jack, I'm going to make my first trip to your place tonight. John Armstrong, hell yeah. Hell yeah. How do I look at Facebook messages?
2:17
God, I'm already like dying. TK, Todd, what's up buddy? Yeah, those scores are achievable. So, today folks, we have all the games on in the entire studio and it is sweltering, flippin' hot in here. I wish I knew of a way to make it a little cooler, but I think we're stuck with what we got. Wait, Todd, why aren't you here?
2:59
Come to bomb camp, dummy. Oh, wait, you can hear me. Come to bomb camp, dummy. Nope. We're just going to wait a second until a few more kids show up. I just wanted to get the stream up and live.
3:14
We don't really know who our guests are going to be today because there's going to be about 30 people here for our IFPA tournament. Eric Price and Brad Smith are here currently, and Richie and all them are coming.
3:30
Todd, if you come right now, you could be on the stream and the tournament. I'm just saying. Yeah, be here. We'll still be streaming at 6.30 perhaps. Well, actually, we're going to be streaming all night.
3:46
but I'm not going to be doing commentary all night. What's that? Yeah. And then I'm just going to leave the stream run forever.
3:57
Was that really bugging you? Yeah. No, it was messing up the show. I want that New Year's. Got to get that. Super jackpot. Yeah. Come up at the right time, you know?
4:08
I think it was messing up the... That really long ball save on Christmas Day. We're just hooking you up. Thanks Santa of pinball pinball Santa Claus all right this is out of the way which is good so no one's gonna miss this let's pull up the stream to make sure everything's looking good all right we're not gonna put nightbot on so you You guys can swear all day long. Porch collapse, I'll be there soon. Yeah, where are you Richie? And you have friends you're bringing, I'm assuming? Man I'm like dying. I don't, we're like in a, there's nothing we can do outside of maybe open this up. that makes me nervous. I'll never, I'll never. Gotta represent. Yeah right? Need to get some practice in. I haven't played a few of your machines. Yeah TK, Brad just dropped off a very beautiful road show. The back room is Iron Man Getaway, which you're currently seeing. Metallica to our right here. Fishtails, ACDC, and our Classics machine is Hotshot. Then out there we have Twilight Zone,
5:42
Bram Stoker's Dracula, and Dark Knight, Batman Dark Knight. It's going to be a good tournament. Come get your points.
5:54
I'm surprised Joe Blasi isn't here. because usually he's here by now telling us what's wrong with all of our machines, which are usually problems that no one will ever deal with in their real life.
6:18
Man. Again, dude, thank you so much for dropping this off. That's really awesome of you. Pinball my shweens.
6:30
Demented, hello. Hello. I'm going to keep repeating this until everyone gets here, but we're actually having an IFPA tournament here tonight, and Getaway is one of the machines on our roster.
6:43
So once we're done doing our little thing and I'm talking, blah, blah, blah, When I'm all done and we've had our fill, you know, boring you guys, we're just going to leave the stream run and you get to watch everyone get really frustrated at Getaway.
7:00
Also, I think you have a pretty decent shot of the background. Yeah, I guess. We could probably rotate that a little more.
7:10
But it's going to get really crowded in here real quick. Demented, if you're in Chicago, man, come to our studio. We're having a big old tournament.
7:22
I think the winner of this tournament gets seven and a half points, maybe eight. Oh, right. Let's turn this off.
7:43
about to get warm. You need all the heat producing materials turned down. God, it's going to be so hot. That's fine. I can't sweat in it. I mean, I'm literally sweating in it.
7:59
Mic's fucking up. All right, sorry, Doss Bacon. Let me turn this off. I don't know what's What's wrong with this thing? The mic's effing up. Alright, I turned it off. I wonder what's going on. Is it the channel? Wait. Watch out, man. 668. Oh, that's awesome, yeah. They dug all those Atari games up, the E.T. ones. 668? How do they match? I don't know. I'm not an audio guy, so I don't know. Really? Oh! Apparently my mic was popping a lot, but that could honestly be anything. Let me see the gate on it. On the back. It's not, it wasn't peaking, it makes like a, it sounds like someone's doing this.
8:57
Just by itself. It is currently muted. Yeah, I can't. You're probably hitting it with this guy or something. We were having this problem yesterday too when I just had it clipped to my shirt. Yeah. And it just started making popping noises. So I'm wondering if it's not like the wires messed up.
9:34
Is this just the worm recording over here? Yeah. No problem, I actually wasn't popping that time. It sounded like a bunch of ruffling noise. Oh, then it was probably ruffling. I would love to be out there if I didn't work the next morning. Ruffling noise. I don't know what they're fucking thinking.
10:04
Game show notes or I don't know. Something, somebody wrote it. Come right down. I mean, I'll wear it on the outside and see if we can reduce some of the body rubbing.
10:17
That's a thing, right? Yeah, it's a technical thing. Yeah, it's better. Oh, wait, I'm wearing a button-up shirt today. I'm going to just slip it right on here.
10:30
Make sure your zipper's not touching it. You're probably going to be bailing out on that sweater anyway. Yeah, all right.
10:37
And we're back. How do I sound, folks? Oomph, oomph, oomph, oomph, boots and cats. No popping? No popping?
10:47
Well, I'm just going to say hi to everybody. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Deadflip Pinball. Today is our fourth day on Getaway. But we have a special surprise. There is about 30 people coming here today. We're having an IFPA-sponsored tournament. And we are going to do our stream normally. But then when we're done, we're just going to leave this run. I'm going to take my mic off. We're going to leave the audio, like the room noise mic. So you guys can watch everyone get really pissed off when they battle on the getaway.
11:17
Other than that, I guess we'll get a few practice games in. We're waiting for some people to show up. So we'll just get this thing started instead of standing around. Das Bacon is beautiful. Awesome. Great. Sounds good. So let's fire this bad boy. Oop.
11:30
Just click dissolve. Oh, baby, that's good. I don't think she's going to start. Are you just holding it? Yeah. You son of a bitch. I love it. Flood it, man. You're going to flood it. Yeah, give it some gas.
11:45
Dude, that's so rad. Is it three or enough? Yeah, just do three. Don't say sponsored. Oh, the stream isn't sponsored by anybody. We're just playing a tournament that is sponsored by someone and just showing you guys what it looks like. But Das Becken, thank you for stopping me from getting the stream kicked off of Twitch. Video mode.
12:18
Brought to you by Noah. You know what's funny is that left lane was empty the entire time. Oh, there's a car.
12:30
Well, I think the cars go to where you are. To where you are? All right. There's no camera. That's solid programming.
12:40
Yeah, hopefully people see that sign. So they don't go all... Yeah, just a touch. I remember this being pretty tight tilt. That was a big move. Yeah.
12:54
We should probably tighten that tilt. Go all George Carlin on your ass. Why is the real tack head in the supercharger?
13:10
Is that what he did? Yeah. Oh, nice. The flippers are a touch not sticky. They're just slow. They drop slow. Yeah. Who is going to be the highest-ranked player tonight? Ooh. I don't know. Jason Werdrick might show up.
13:32
If Werdrick shows up, it's him. He's, like, number 20 in the world. Chuck is pretty high. He's, like, 220.
13:41
Yeah, I don't know. How high ranked is Art? Art is in the top 100. Top 100? If Art shows up, yeah, Art Dodd.
13:54
It's definitely not us. That is for sure. One of these guys. No. I gotta figure out how to make that.
14:16
I backhand that thing. The burn rubber? Burn rubber? Yeah. It's really early. Red, start. What's going on, buddy?
14:26
Yeah. Start the shark. Oh, or you can do that. Shift right now. There you go. It relights burn rubber for you, so you can hit it again for another mystery award. Thank you. Yep.
14:45
Stay on them gears. You blow your motor. Stay on them gears. Yes, of course, I'm going to get GC tonight on this machine Before we actually start the tournament Actually, I'll get it right now How about that?
15:04
Oh, crap, stop Everything you're doing I'll never shift gears Alright, I'll shift gears Clean Oh, you frappuccino.
15:27
I cannot forehand that shot. I can't do that. I guess it is pretty kind of backhandable. Yeah. Oh, it's definitely backhandable. Bad cannibal Yo I got a terrible score
15:54
Get that lock shot. Kick back to burn rubber. I love that. Hey, multi-ball. And a free multi-ball. What the crap? God, the mystery awards, huh? Is there a way to... Can I have some more balls?
16:16
Yeah, no kidding. Is there a way to equalize this? You should have more balls than that. It got stuck in the shoe, so I only got one. Oh, farts. I'm sorry, man. We're good. We all got our flaws. They deserve that. How long is Roadshow staying with you? That's a good question. How long is Roadshow staying? Until we don't want to see it anymore. So you guys get nothing. It's under racist zones. It's a very subtle racist cabbie jokes.
16:47
Oh, by the way, so for the voting for next week, there's only going to be two machines. We were going to force Twilight Zone, but now that we have Roadshow here, we're going to put the vote up for Twilight Zone and Roadshow so you guys get to pick what you want to see.
17:04
Roadshow is a lot of fun. That's a tilt. There is. All right, let's see what we got here. I'm thinking. I'm thinking, Daz.
17:16
Yeah. Oh, no. All the way. Go, go, go. Oh, I hate you. Could have been. Could have been a Nintendo. A Nintendo?
17:39
Five. I don't understand the scoring. Oh, God. I've got to stop trying to forehand that shot. Scoring out of the slingshot? My life. Yeah. It's a slingshot hit. Yeah, no, those targets, I think, increase the value. But these are for the kickback. It's slingshots. Slingshots? It's either the targets or the slingshots. Watch next time. Like, come on around and watch when it hits the slingshots. It only maxes out a tenth.
18:06
That's true, Das. Twilight Zone ain't going anywhere, but Roadshow is on loan. But I'll still leave it up to a vote. I like to keep it fair.
18:16
Oh, you got a free-ass kickback. Go get your kids. Your ass is in a swear word. You can say that on TV.
18:28
Be Spangberg. 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Nice trust Good trust The right loop? Yeah Oh, you got ripped off Aw, thanks Steve Ritchie. Jeez.
19:11
You were worthless. Wow. That was a bit of a waste of a kickback. Wow. That was beautiful. In their kickback, in their kickback, in their drain.
19:26
Ouch. Snouch. I always wondered why K-Bag is active. It's just a train. Yeah, they don't do that anymore.
19:41
Nice. Multiple? Five million? Free ride. I don't even know what that means. This is like one of the second or third games with ball saves. It's actually the second game with ball saves. Oh, you ding-dong.
20:03
Oh, man. Flip. All right. Lock it up. Here we go. Boom. No, that was late. There's a kickback. That felt good, though.
20:25
Oh, you're dropping late ding-dong clippers, man. Todd, when you get here, I will give you the rules of the road on how to properly play in an IFPA tournament. The only thing you really need to know is don't be a shithead. Do not death save or bang back the ball. And the person that you're playing, leave them alone.
20:52
And always beat Brad Stark. But you can't. All right, let's try this again. Four-way, I'll go first. Sounds great. Four-way, I'll go first. Whoa, this is pretty good. Awesome. Yeah, it's going to be here for a while. Oh, yeah? Oh, my God. Put this on first. Oh, my God. That's a tilt. Oh, my God. That's a tilt. That is either. That was a big move, big move.
21:28
Oh, on getaway. 30-second rundown on the primary rules here. So you're shooting the red RPM arrows to build up your RPMs. When you get to red line, it's going to tell you to shift.
21:43
Now, when you're going through your gears, your first gear awards you 3 million points. Your second gear gives you a hold bonus. your third gear lights video mode your fourth gear i believe a supercharger which is five million for every shot and your last gear is a wizard mode type of thing where everything's lit you're getting all your money so you want to light up your rpms shift light up your rpm shift burn rubber is your mystery award so every time you hit that it gives you something random from like a million points up to like a free multi-ball uh then once you light your locks your locks are either the far left loop or the inner loop from the top right flipper. And that'll go all the way around and lock up to the side here, that big shiny bar that you're seeing on the side.
22:29
That's really the gist of the game. And whenever Supercharger's blinking, there's like this big ramp thing here. There's a yellow light in front of that. Whenever that's blinking, shoot it because you're likely to get like five to ten million every time you shoot it in there when it's blinking.
22:45
But yeah, this game's all about multiball and getting through your modes. and calling it a day. It's pretty simple.
23:05
I'm in, baby. I know. But you need to stay consistent. You can't drop down anymore. No, today, when I win... Oh, okay. But also, there's seven in the game, so... Oh. Well, you can just go do that, yeah. Yeah, just go do that. Just go do that. I mean, you'll be missed, obviously, but... I just don't feel like showing up and getting knocked out. This guy next to me, right? You're going to try for safety this game? Yeah, maybe by a time. That's true.
23:33
Whoa. Consider this. We need, like, jerseys with, like, varsity jackets. We need varsity deadlift jackets. Oh, I got robbed. What happened? Did it jump? It jumped back in. Oh. I was floating around the second floor. Okay, don't think that about it. You wouldn't have taken a pass if people got active. Consider this. Joe Blasi, I think, is like number 16 or something right now in the state, but he's gone to like 58 different tournaments throughout the year to get there. I've gone to 18 tournaments, and I'm like two behind him. Stark pulls it out. Just so you know, you were live.
24:09
I'm live. You've got to do the important ones. Yep. Yeah. Well, important ones and ones you haven't been to. New tournaments that you do moderately well in are, like, your best bets. I played, like, one time, and I still got three results. Yeah, those Emporium ones, I think, are gone to the world, man. That's sick. Yeah.
24:32
That's a bummer. Super bummer. Super bummer man. Super bummer man? Super bummer man. Nope, nope, nope.
24:43
Sure. Oh. Yeah, right. It's not that hectic of a game that you have to use your freaking knee. Clip.
25:01
Yep. Oh, yeah. I use my nose and forehead a lot when I have to shoot the cannon on ACDC if I'm cradling balls in both flippers. I'll just wait till it goes and I'm like, get up.
25:17
That was Rob there. There's a lot of robbing going on in Getaway, but I think that's the theme of the game. It went into the saucer and then went out.
25:30
The theme music on this game is Lagrange by ZZ Top, and it was actually licensed from ZZ Top. Worth it. Worth every dime.
25:43
I'll get my videos muted because of that. Well, this is more like the... It's like a MIDI version? Yeah, this is like if someone had a Casio that you didn't tilt.
25:56
Didn't happen. My man. All right, Eric, right? Or is it me? It's me. Crap, I didn't want that score. I'll try to get out a low score.
26:07
You low balling me, bro? You can do it. Oh, yeah, he's great. I'm doing that thing. Pop-up bears. When I was here on Monday, they were doing it twice. For the ball. What the hell was that? I'll take it. One million, you ding-dong. Yeah. That money, though.
26:34
Alright, let's get some locks going here, kids. All the locks. Calm down. Feed it. Nice. Beat it. That got diverted really weird.
26:54
Jaden, what's up, buddy? Shit. Yeah, what if I not hit? There. How do you add up the secret? How do you increase that? The one through six or the one through three. All right. Oh. Well, see, yeah, he's thinking slingshots. I was watching it yesterday. It's because the slings square into that target. Jada, just so you know, we're having an IFPA tournament here tonight. We're going to leave the stream going on this machine when we're done streaming and talking to you guys. And we're just going to let it roll so you can see how all the battles on this machine pan out. But every machine in the studio is on. There's going to be an army of people here stinking up the place. It's going to be great. Parts. All the parts. There's a bunch of sweaty dudes in the back room. There's a gross, hot, sweaty dudes in a back room. In a bathroom. Back room. Wait, this has a bill acceptor? Yeah, it does. Take that off. Give it, put it on something else.
28:03
No, put it, I mean like the toilet. Put it on like the toilet door. Oh, dude, that's how we can make money in the bathroom. Yeah. Oh, you're trying to go to the bathroom, dog? Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, that's $5. The tournament's free. You want to go to the man? That was weird, too. I shot through a red door. You know what? That happened to me also.
28:20
You got a free 10 mil for that. It goes up the right loop, and it falls into Burn Rubber. Is it sticking out? No.
28:34
No. Burn Rubber's lit again. Oh. wouldn't drop fast enough yeah start roll this thing over man yeah half your score? Ooh, Stark with the lock. Video mode's lit. I don't think so. Oh god, why? Because a... That'd be weird. Nope, not weird. Wouldn't they use Slow Ride by Foghead? Slow Ride!
29:32
I don't think it's Lagrange. It's something else, though. You mean Lagrange. And NASCAR uses Can't Drive a Big Five.
29:45
That's a lock with the ball save still rolling. Mustang uses the 50-some grade. Oh my lord, that was a rocket ship straight down.
30:08
Motley Crue. Winger? You know, it's like a lot of like early kind of stuff, right? Yeah. Like that 60s kind of a thing. Dang it. What next? That's a good thing. It has Ace of Spades. Oh, does it? From Motorhead? Motorhead. It was in Amos. I've seen that one. Yes, it was pretty awesome. That's the loudest concert I've ever been to. Ever. Those bands, they fight in a good place. Y'all beat me. Have you ever seen Motorhead live? Yeah. Loudest concert I've ever been to. Easy. Yeah. Easy. Hey, nope. Aw, I thought you had that. Oh, yeah, cleanly. Slow ride. That's in. Have you seen some on the ladder? Noorah is up there. I've seen him on the concert. Josh Walton's been on the wall. He's great. He's loud. All right. He was loud. All right. He's loud. All right. All right, Stark, take it home, bud. What do I need to win? Lots of cool facial hair happening tonight. Thanks, Laura. Yeah, that's true. I been to a few MassDoc shows Everyone got the facial hairs tonight Movember
31:32
Nope. Pop it. Oh god, you're gonna... Yeah. If that keeps hopping back in before your... when your ball safe runs out, it drains you. I'm aware. I figured. It's like, oh, it's back in, then you drain.
31:44
Oh, it's back already? And you're really bad. You drain before you get the ball out of the shooter lane. I can't hit that saucer the same way I did Backhand it Super early Earlier Like before the flipper is even allowed to touch it Oh that would have been That would have been fun Nope I didn't know where that was going Down the drain down the drain.
32:22
We're going to play one more practice game and then we're going to start up a Brackalope with everybody that will be coming.
32:29
Okay? Okay. Great job. Who cares? Oh, I don't know. Richie's coming with some ladies. Nice.
32:43
Oh, Richie. I could see that he probably makes a lot of connections as a Lyft driver for real 5 millions shift gear to the dream This game is a... Oh, that it didn't work?
33:23
Um, I don't know what... And I've watched a ton of other streaming stuff, even since then, on my Xbox. There's only one thing I can think of that is the problem. Is it, like, stream quality or something like that? Our stream quality is excellent, according to Twitch. It's that we don't use a constant bitrate streamer. We use a variable bitrate streamer. But all the no streaming software out there that is variable or constant can do what we need to do for the stream. Even like Wirecast, the expensive shit, will not allow us to just rotate 90 degrees a camera. It's the dumbest thing.
34:08
I just wish we could, like, throw the feet out and then into something else. Like, have it, like, all composed with the audio and all of our different videos and everything. And then for that feet to go out of one thing and into another.
34:22
That is completely possible, but would create such a huge lag between us and the stream. It would be nuts. Come on, baby. That's more achievable. I collected that, finally. How do you get it? I collected it on the saucer. It's not a multi-ball. It's just an award. But I'm not sure how I collected it.
34:47
It's easier on the upper flipper, man. Yeah, just sweep it up there. Yeah, like that. Swip it up there.
35:00
Oh, baby. Well, that right there is fed. So, oh, one million. Get that lock. Come on, girl.
35:13
Oh, that'll do it. You have to have a little in-lane momentum. Newton. Multi-ball. Newton multi-ball. Popeyes.
35:30
I'll go to Popeyes and get a multiple. Multiple. Multiple Popeyes. Clip. Beef Protocol. Who was player one with the shitty score?
35:46
That's me. All right, Eric, take it home, bud. Oh, wait, am I player one? No, I'm player one. Wait, what just happened? You're player four, Ding Dong. Oh.
35:59
Ah! I felt like I just played a ball for some reason before him. Oh, you watched him play a ball? Shit, shit, shit. Burn, wubbo.
36:15
All right, let's see. I got the phone. No one's here. Folks, because there's so many people showing up, I am not going to be doing the lower thirds today because it is way too many people to keep track of. Have you changed mine so I'm not getting over it? No.
36:35
I'll do it. I just need... I need you to tell me that you're coming so I can update it every time with your new IPA score.
36:49
That's it properly. Ba-ga-ga-ga-ba-ba-ba-boom. Get up there, bud. Oh, screw you. Shift gear. Shift now.
37:04
Nice. Oh, God. My man. Nope. Sorry, home slice. Home slice. That's probably fine. I got the best score. Five million. This is like golf.
37:28
Lowest score wins. Obviously. Where do you think pin golf came from? Shift. How's it looking there, bud?
37:46
Clean. Clean yourself. Thank you. No! Oh, that was a sweet package. There they are. Tradition. What's up, buddy?
37:59
I'll explain to you what I've been explaining to everyone else. We are having an IFPA tournament here at the studio. So every game in the studio is turned on, and it's going to be head-to-head for a crap load of people that are coming, and this is one of the games. So when we're done streaming and the tournament starts up for the FPA stuff, we're going to leave it running so you can watch people battle on this thing.
38:22
Love you. The breakdown? Scoot-a-loo-doo. Goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo. All right. Oh, why aren't you going in the lock, you ding-dong?
38:48
These. I do not believe that that is supercharger. I don't think that was supposed to give me two balls, so I will drain one of these.
39:00
I'll drain that one. How do we regulate things that just happen like that? I think it's beneficial malfunction, right? Is that a thing? In a tournament thing, you're just supposed to play it, right? Really? beneficial malfunction into yeah driving down the street driving down the street like if you played slug hug i swear to god all the arms would be bruised so don't he played slug bug 5 million I'll take it slug bug video mode 2006 slug bug red slug bug green did you have to say the color was that a thing yeah I think so helicopter mostly rust Come on. Swip.
40:34
Swip, girl. Swip, girl, swip. Kick back. Kick. Hate you. Great score. Hate you. Love you. Was that only ball two? All right, good. You got some decent scores going. Guys, let's roll this thing over tonight. Yeah, roll it over. Get grand champ, I guess. But I was trying to say, but my brain wasn't thinking straight. Give me the ball. Let's go to the game. 200. That's easy. Then get it. I got 199. I was off by 600,000 points.
41:09
It was embarrassing. Embarrassing. All right. I'll start setting up the old bracket loafers. Actually, you know what? I don't think I'm going to set up Brackle-Up. I think we're just going to battle each other.
41:32
Because we're going to be doing Brackle-Up all night with the actual tournament. And I don't want to get that all twisted.
41:42
For what? Yes, sir. Who's up? Me. Good job. This game fucking hates me. Donate to kids. Then kids are sick. No, can't hit that. Well, they need some cash to get better. Ow, ow, ow.
42:21
Oh, I'll turn my mic off. Hold on. My helicopter is so large. I'm doing terrible Hi, stream. You told me to talk to the stream while he changes his light bulb.
43:18
I don't have anything to say to the stream. Because I don't have his phone with, like, the chat. And we're back.
43:24
Should we tell him? You're welcome. Can I tell a story? Who, who, who? I don't know. I'm talking to the stream. Wait, what did you say? I was like, Jack, don't be talking to the stream. But I don't have his phone with the chat room open. So what do I do? Do I tell a story? Wait, where is my phone with the chat room open? You should play that. I just saw it.
43:51
Oh, hey, chat room. No, see, you just talk. That's what I just did. Yeah, just talk. Hey, friends. I'm Jack Danger. I'm 6'7", single. No, I'm not single. I'm sorry. My girlfriend's watching this. Love you, baby.
44:08
Love you, baby. Love each other. No. By single, I meant to say Caucasian. All right. Here's the feed.
44:26
Oh, God. That felt good. You got four cars. It's three cars. And never do that. Ever.
44:32
What's that? The Secret Mania. Cars. It screws up your multiball. There's a multiball. Impressing your friends.
44:58
God damn it, the ball fell back in. All right, there you go. Yeah, look at that, Cyclone. Gross. Beat it correctly.
45:13
No. Snowman. Jack not. Is that what he said? Jack not. Last minute. The internet? Oh, get up.
45:50
It almost sounds like Green Day. Oh, I got Supercharger rolling. What the kids are you doing right now, buddy?
46:03
Supercharger. Shards, but I'm... No, you don't want to hit the supercharger itself. You just hit anything.
46:17
I shot that. I did not successfully see that happen. I thought it raised the supercharger by five. It couldn't be per shot. That'd be way over balance. Yeah.
46:32
You can roll it. Time to roll it over, folks. Wow, that was some slow eyes. Oh, that would have been fun. That would have been a little sneak in.
46:56
I don't know how to light it back up, though. Your helicopter is so large Your helicopter is so large Do I need anything says Richie I need just you to be here and bring some pizza.
47:27
Thank you. That's all I wanted. So is this Red Light Mania? No. Yeah, kickback Kickback Oh, that sucks Thanks, man Thanks, dog Do you need anything from the liquor store?
47:55
If you want to bring something, you can We have a lot of the hard stuff in the back room In the secret We got a liquor closet that people would kill for Awesome.
48:08
Unseasonable. You know what I want? I'd kill for a... Yeah. Some Lafley from New Belgium would treat me just fine. I love that sour beer, man. That's like the best sour beer I've ever had.
48:41
Sour beer? Oh, God, it's so good. You're right. If you go to a tasting, they'll say first time to like the very first drink you have, you're going to hate this. The second drink you have, you're going to love it.
48:55
And it's very true. The first taste, that tastes just like nasty vinegar garbage water. Nick Campbell's here. I think because it's like quarter to six, should we even bother doing a Brac-a-Lope thing? We'll just like play, we'll just fight each other.
49:18
Yeah. And there's Richie and some people are coming. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. It might be too many.
49:27
Let's play. What are you doing, Ding Dong? Well, I think Jack will win. Bart? All right, now I win if I can get all of your scores combined. Double, yeah. Right? Yeah.
49:37
No, I win, like, everything? I thought it was double our scores. It wasn't. When we did it Monday, it was, if I can get more than your scores combined. Okay. Because I'm so behind.
49:48
If you can add all of our scores together and you get more than that, you take it all. Yes. And then we're done for the day. Stark's really good at coming up the rear for, like, uh... Don't say it like that.
50:01
For, like, last fall stuff. Anyway. Yeah, he's, yeah. Cinderella story stuff. Yeah, that just... Is that a magnet up there? Oh.
50:19
Oh, I thought it was the way that Hot Wheels tracks were with those two rubber spinning discs. That's what I thought it was, too. I'm pretty sure it's magnets.
50:31
Because I'm no fear you can actually see them. Ooh. Same pattern. I'm fine. That kickback, though. That drain, though. I didn't get it. Didn't win.
50:41
Didn't win. Hey, don't sweat it, bro. 122. We got to roll this thing. Yeah. You know what's great about that is when that clacks, that shakes that camera so much. When you're watching the stream, you hear the clacking. It goes.
51:00
Yeah. He's the best with last balls up the rear. Good luck. Richie, just get here, ding dong. You may need to shut off the shaker motor when you're sitting there for a while.
51:14
Yeah, I didn't think about that. Is that a shaker motor? Road show. Is that standard? We had to put it on low, too, because on full, the whole place showed. Remember when it was on? Is it even on? On Iron Man? No, we turned it off. We turned it off. It's on software now. You don't really feel it. I've got to fix my shaker motor. No!
51:38
I got nervous. Seven's what you got to beat. I got nervous. When I hit that sixth one, I'm like, what are we going to do?
51:54
Farts. Oh, my God, dude. That felt great. That thing, the shaker motor on that is essentially a jackhammer engine. I didn't like it here because it does rattle everything. Yeah, it shakes the entire studio. It's like in my basement at my place. So it feels great, you know, because it's on cement, kind of, it's on carpet. Yeah. I mean, the carpet is cement.
52:24
Wait, when do I get to go to your place? Nah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. For Friendsgiving. Oh. What does that mean? Like, more Thanksgiving, but a very hot one. Oh, sharts. Actually, I might already have one of those.
52:42
That's a good point, yeah. But I guess if you want some later. If not, I'll bring some, like, some something. Yeah. I'm smoking a turkey.
52:55
I'm smoking turkeys. No. There you go, bud. Yeah. Hell yeah. Friends can't think.
53:21
Get that kick back. No! You can't go close to take him off. Oh, I don't think I can. To me? Who would? Oh, I forgot. I think we started making mistakes by not putting our own initials in.
53:41
Oh, mother balls. Mother of balls. Yeah. That's what we're starting to do is put our own initials in.
53:56
Really? Wait, a who? Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, that's weird. Yeah. That's kind of weird. Hoo-lig. And.
54:25
All right. High score. No whammies. Big money. Stop. Nope. Wherever that was, I lost it. You know what's funny?
54:40
Is we only started... I can't believe I just did that. We only started doing that because CFF does it, the Crazy Flipper Fingers. And the second we started doing that, everyone jumped on that. I haven't seen that anywhere. Good. I hope so. Yeah.
54:58
No, absolutely. Okay. Since then, I've seen, like, a lot of people doing teammates. Good. Jim and I have been doing that for years with those mega-push.
55:14
Oh, the... Yep. Real. All over town. So, wait, what happened? He got stuck, and then I... Now, how do we correct that? Do we have to bend that feed down a little bit more? It's getting stuck right on the edge of the wood. Right, but that feed will aim it more down if we bend that down a little bit. Yeah, it looks like it might be a little bit bent up. Yeah.
55:38
We can... The cubes are in it. We can bend that down. See, there's no way you hit that many slingshots.
55:48
Yeah, it did. Over two balls. Over two balls? Alright, who's up? Start. I'm getting around.
56:09
And I'm getting around. I might be mistaken. You know what I'm talking about. I'm getting around. I got a lot of... Easy, bro. Please don't auto-plunge this and break my finger.
56:30
Sit up! All right, that might do it. What'd you do? I bent the feet down a little bit more so it'll kick out because it was doing the weird... Oh, it was doing the bite itself. It's your turn. Why is that? Because I wanted to mess with your ball. You want to flick any switches before I put it back on? Yeah.
56:48
Now what was wrong with it? The feed was dirty. Your feed was dirty? It was feeding into the shooter lane, the way it would jump. So what I did is I... Does that really mean anything? Yeah, well, it's kind of dirty, you know? Then we'll clean it. Jesus Christ. I mean, look at this. Well, this is kind of bad.
57:10
Look at... Let the nerds take their shirts and wipe the game off. I'm not sweating. All right. Play your ball. By nerds, I mean... What are you doing? I always take the key out one notch so it doesn't accidentally swing open. Okay. You can use a smarty-bart. It's almost like I have my own pinball machine. All right, let's see if this feeds out correctly.
57:32
Nope, you've got to bend it down a little bit more. I'm the worst! All right. Don't be the worst. Be the best.
57:57
I'll be alone. Okay. Oh, it's good to me. Fudge you, you fudger. The ball got stuck on a switch. It's a physical sport, folks. Danger, danger. So there's a couple things it might try to do. One, it might feed a ball, and then I would have to knock out that ball with the ball. Where's your ball? It's stuck on that switch right there because it delicately went around.
58:37
All right, here we go. It's going to do one more ball check. Ball check. Ball check? One more ball check.
58:47
Oh, it almost freed it. Or I'm going to have to shake the life out of it. You know, you can't... Even the setting on all these machines, if the coin door is open, you can't build.
58:57
Right. Bomb can't... Who is this? Joe who? All that little pinball? Joe Blasey's here, folks. He's going to be right. Good call.
59:21
Can you hold that glass for me? I'm going to flip so it stops ball checking. Come on, you son of a gun.
59:38
Hold on, hold on. I've got to put the ball back in. Traffic was bad, Joe? Yeah. All right, don't cut yourself.
59:54
All right, back in business. Here we go. And the immediate drain. You ready? That almost worked. Wow, that does not drop fast enough.
60:17
So angry. Nick Campbell. Where's the beer? Yeah, where's the beer? You didn't bring any beer?
60:43
The beer's in the fridge, Jeff. It's only six. Okay. Well, now I might be mistaken. Kill it, buddy. What are you shooting for?
61:36
I'm practicing that left block. Trying to shoot for the left loop here, the left block shot? Ooh, that's a little tricky to do that. Yeah. Which I'm not good at.
61:47
Oh careful that was a danger. Nicely done. So who's player one? Grab. He'll come, he'll come. Well now, I might be mistaken.
62:16
Nicely done. 27 million. Hey, there's my locks. Nicely done, buddy. That's number one. Give me the locks.
62:34
One million. I'm going to fart. Did you fart? Is that what you said? No, there's an interesting software bug on Batman. What can you see? The custom method is being shot through. Oh, weird. Yeah.
62:51
Weird, yeah. I'll have to look at that.