Oh I don't know. Oh, wait, that was all three. I was like, you nailed it. Bullshit. These things are bullshit. Oh, here it comes. Let me do my victory dance before I get on the stand. I think Becker's doing his right now. Give me the freaking ball. Geez. Nailed it. Oh, here it is. You gotta be kidding me. Did you up the tilt on this thing? Kill power. I won. 500,000 points in the lane. Hey, look at that. As the bonus character. That's right. I did not move the tilt, although the... Everything's a little different now that... He survived. Ooh. Yeah, I can't find the... I got it on a vacuum. Shit. Shit. We need to find out... Oh. Okay, well, here we are, Monger. That's a beauty. Mongo e Mongo. Mongo e Mongo. Over and... What? I want to add it on there. Let's do it. I forgot how to do it, but let's do it. It required a PC. Oh, no, we don't have one anymore. I used Amazon's E3C2 cloud computing. I used a virtual Windows machine, essentially. Oh, God, I hate this. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. You are. Nailed it. Rest in your luck. No rain. Nailed it. Back in. Nailed it. Yay! Fernies. Fernies. Yo, I got mine, Gerald. Oh, I do not. Oh, that was some great trust. That's a trust issues. Yep, it rattles, man. Daniel Ratcliffe. I probably should have waited. I probably should have waited. Mugger! Mugger! Oh crap. Oh crap. Yeah. Yeah. No. Why did I do that? Oh no, I'm just flipping like a ding dong. Your Iron Man is ready. I mean, you are. It's already gone. Walk of time. Open the door. Do it all over again. Everybody walk through the door. Because it's my return. Thank you for not feeling fine Yeah, Dave Cause if mom gets a man, that's a win That's a motherfucking win, donate to kids Yeah, I know Give me a second, I'll put it up Love you, love you Just giving people time to show up Handsome faces By the way, to continue, uh, Deadpool hates themselves week or month. We're playing Iron Man. After a long battle of fishtails. This is me. You can buy me. Oh, you bridge. You dirty old bridge. All right, Ronald. See you, dude. Thanks, buddy. Kill power. Kill power. Woo! Oh, man. beer Hey, it's me! What's up, everybody? Ow. Todd, Lawrence, Quake, Ben, Laura's all jaded. Everyone's here. Guess what? We hate ourselves so much that we decided to play an entire week of fishtails and then move on to an entire freaking week of Iron Man. Two games that are complete ball busters. and Iron Man has a fresh coat of wax on it and Iron Man also has brand new balls in it so this game is going to play like a lightning bolt I think all told maybe we might play 400 games throughout the week cold, that's awesome dude how'd you do in the tournament man? Coldplate is the very first RSPA tournament if I'm not mistaken. Ugh, it's so hot back here. Is the Starbug going to fly off Ironman this time? Yeah, uh, we'll see. Fishtails Ironman, what's next? BSD? Oof. can fix our auto launcher on VSD, it will be next. Gotta keep it. Gotta keep it sucking. and... We need some... Just some background music. That, like, funky... That funky bass line they put in Iron Man. Oh, man. Yeah, so we did a little rearranging. Well, I guess not a lot of rearranging. We just moved... This is essentially where Fishtails was, so that the essence of us being pissed isn't disrupted. It's still here, so we're even more angry when we play. You scored a billion, Uncle Carmy? That's awesome, man. That's like, what, all three multiballs intact and then just killing all the shots. Thirty million. Uh, we're out of beer, so I'm drinking whiskey out of a coffee mug. Whiskey out of a coffee mug. Did you guys ever fix that button? Um, we did not fix that button yet. Wait, you do have beer. I brought beer. Where's your beer? Did you bring beer? I'm drinking whiskey. Uh, I brought you beer. Yeah, I'll bring you beer. Do you want a Christmas ale or a winter ale? I don't know the difference. Is there a difference? There's a Breckenridge Christmas Ale. I don't want to wear this anymore. It's from Colorado. Colorado? Get a rope. What is it? Oh, that's New York City. Then there's Winter Ale Old Man Seasonal Southern Tier Brewing Company. Southern Tier is probably a southern place. A southern beer? That is, nope, New York. Oh, gosh. New York or Breckenridge, Colorado. Colorado. What do you like? I like the font on that. Holy shit. Can you want that one? Can I have it, or do you want me to drink this? That's Christmas. I'll drink that. Plenty of good cheer. Good friends ever near. Food, folks, and fun. I'll drink that. You want the Christmas one? I'll drink Christmas. All right. You're doing me a solid. I'm just making sure I drink the one no one wants. You can try the Christmas, too. I ain't got no hurt. And if you got hurt, then we'll both have hurt. God may hurt, so hurt don't hurt. All right. I feel like we're both pretty good. I'm feeling pretty fresh right now. Both pretty good. All right, so did we talk about what our goal is this week? No. Let's look at the high scores. So we should probably get... They can't see any of this, by the way. Oh, we're... Okay. Well, let's just look anyway. Yeah, all right. What's the high score? The high, Annette. We're going to look at the high score. Wait, Iron Man doesn't have that. Go ahead. Oh, that bonus. Replace $60 million. $73 million. $73 million for Grand Champ. Then $65 for first. $64 for second. $53 for... Man, I am on this thing. Yep. Brad Zac Stark at $50. $50. So, above $50, and we get our name on this game again. Really, the goal on this game is to just not lose our temper. The goal is not to lose our temper. Yeah. If you didn't watch Iron Man last time, which was a few weeks ago, quite a few weeks ago now, probably a couple months now, we set this Iron Man up almost as hard as it can go. So when we show you the play field, we'll show you some stuff that we did to make it hard. The reason it's set really hard is because that's how it was set at the local arcade when I really fell in love with Iron Man. It was set really difficult. Was that the one at Schaumburg? One in Schaumburg, almost no ball save. That thing was a nightmare. Like, I'm surprised there was even posts in it. Yeah, maybe there wasn't. We have the posts all the way up to the sides, and it is a big difference, these posts. Usually there's three settings for posts. This one has four. Yeah, because it's that delicate. And this one all the way down is almost, like, impossible to get in the outlanes, and when it's all the way up like this, you'll see it'll fall in the outlanes. It creates a vacuum. It's a wind tunnel over there. All right, well, good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is day one on Iron Man because we hate ourselves. We just played a whole week of fishtails. Now we're going to play another week of a game that just wants to whip our ass. We even, like I said, put the game in the same place, so the karma is still here about getting angry. The fishtails karma. Yeah, this is going to be fantastic. So, yeah, if you guys need to know or have any questions, just give us a holler. We'll do our best to explain what we're doing. but for the most part, you're just going to see a lot of draining balls. Draining balls. All right, sir, I will go first. We'll do a two-out-of-three battle for a while, and we'll see how long we can play until we get really angry. All right. Got Iron Man. Let's see. I got a split. Uh-oh. Oh, that was... A little dirty. Oh, God. Rampant. There you go. Beer snobbery. Breckenridge Brewery has some awesome commercials. Well, I wouldn't know. Where is it from? Colorado? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God. Here, son. Good to see you, buddy. Welcome, welcome. Oh, God. More hiking boats. Hop on their lightning boats. It says Fishtails, the read says. No, it doesn't. That's what you said. It doesn't. What says Fishtails? That doesn't say Fishtails. Maybe the tweet that went out? It shouldn't. It says, day five Fishtails on the Twitch stream. Twitch. Hey. Dude, look. It literally says, hey. Oh, you know what? She was in the chat before I changed everything. Tell her to refresh it. Oh. There you go. That might be it, babe. Marie. I don't know who you're talking to. Let me steal your beer spot, babe. Oh, yeah. Come on in, babe. Because I've ever drank this. I got to play this last weekend. He really likes it. Well. It's a fun one. It's fun because it's hard. It's fun because the rules are simple, but the game is hard. Right. It's going to learn hard to master, my friends. Absolutely. You don't want to just ready fire in, babe. charts, it just teleports. I don't know if you guys can even see the ball traveling that fast. Get ready for it, kids. Get ready. Is there a super skill on this? Nope. I think you have to hold the right flipper. Potent. Is that what someone said? Potent. I think I know what you mean by that. Oh, God. You ding-dong. Hey, look, Richie's here. Don't tilt. Oh, got it. See, I needed to shake the shit out of that. And now it's caught in the bumpers. Is it caught in the bumpers? This actually, this getting caught in the bumpers is happening on Star Trek. You idiot. He knew. Hey, man, no, this is just in our collection. We haven't played it yet. Well, actually, we haven't played it in a few months, so we thought we'd bring it up. Oh, God! The rank meter is one out of 100. I'll put the rank meter up on day three. I did it! All right, you got robbed on that. Yeah, I got Iron Man robbed. I got robbed. Oh, there we go. I got double crocked out of that. Oh, God. That was stupid. Stupid. Yeah. Swing nail. Here we go. Stupid. No! Excellent. Sling hell. Stuck balls, man. Jaded is just on it. He's on the stuck ball train already. He's got the cover down. Jody's on the stuck ball train. Stuck ball train. Yo, you get that back? Love you. We had to add a ball, like a three-second ball save on this game, or else we were going to throw it in the garbage. Yeah. This thing wouldn't have lasted long without a ball save. I love watching you guys punish yourselves on Iron Man. Get the Punisher. Let's get a comic book, I think, right? Punisher. I think Punisher is Marvel. Get a comic book. Good trust. Trust it. Trust these. Later, buddy. Monitor's up. All right, I have one shot to monitor your internet. Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to forego my skill shot to get a quicker, a longer ball save by short plunging, hopefully catching it, and then getting a shot. Ooh, that's safe. There it is, ball save starts. Got a catch and then one hit. Science, kids. They don't teach you this in the social studies class. We're going to need a monger shot here to start the multiball. Oh, God. So any spinner will bring the monger back up. There it is. Oh, God. Disaster. What happened? What happened? Don't even get me started. That was the ultimate everybody got. So I'm not going to do that and take my skill shot because I'm behind. I could have had a couple extra points there. Two more hits. Oh, why did I do that? Yeah! There you go. All right, same thing. You've got to hit any spinner to bring Monger back in. That was not a spinner. That was me loving all the balls. So there's a lot of drinking going on here, kids. You don't know Spinner, folks. Can't seem to get your hands on it, kids. Oh, it's a good center, Joey. All right, we are not doing it. I'm not loving it. This is not McDonald's. Whoa, there we go. Got a little rant. Thanks. Thanks. Go ahead. Get the fuck out of here. Donate to kids. That's all you get, Monger. Monger's being a ding-dong. Yo, Monger ding-dong. That worked really well. Oh, no. Uh-oh. I only get to knock. All right, you go first, ding-dong. Yeah, so... Hey! High five! Three games! Rack them up, rack them up. Yeah, I'm picking quarters. In the mirror, it's a table at a different angle. That ball seems to be trucking. We cleaned it, and there's new balls in it. Yes, it's a fast game. It plays fast on perfect. Yes. The slings are tight. The slingshots are real kind of razor edge tight. There's brand new glossy balls in there. Glossy balls. It's at six degrees. You know what? It's maybe a quarter or a half a degree, maybe a six and a half, but it's hard on purpose. I kind of like getting angry at this game. Like, not when I'm angry, but I'm glad that there's a game that really punishes us. Yeah. And it's not, well, yeah, anyway. Cool. Cool. Cool, I love you. Love you. Oh, shake him out. Yeah. It's like, that's called the bully maneuver. Now, speak finals is next week. Oh, God. Are you trying to get in my head here, bro? I'm saying I think we picked the right game to let train on. I absolutely agree. This is going to be all about ball control on this game, folks. Making your shots, getting your catches, getting your drops, hitting your U targets, rattling some ramps, doinking the ball, and it's out. Love you. I wanted to catch that. Where did you find it? There it is. Oh, coming in hot. Too much hanging out. Okay, that's out. The old bully maneuver. Dude, this thing is, I'm driving a rocket ship right now. I'm driving a rocket ship. Nice shake. Nice shake. That was a... if you did nothing, that ball would have been gone. Yes. I am... I'm... I'm off. Wow. Yo! Quack! You have everything set up. Last score. Quack! Alright, there's my... uh, probably wanted... Um... What was she? My bogeys. But... oh, why... what are you doing? Nah, you're just blocking your bogeys. Shards. Shards. Phew! That's actually working out pretty well. Kiss it! No! Get it, get it. That was some balls. Can I get them after the fact? I don't know. I am lit up, kids. I have everything lit. Good first of all. Every damn thing you can light. And that's how you want to do it. Because you really want to kind of set everything up on ball. If you really want to put great and champ on this game, you want to set it all up on ball one and not start anything. Oh. Right? Yeah. Get Monger almost one hit. Get Whiplash close. Get War Machine ready. Get Drones almost ready. Get Iron Man almost ready. And then on your second ball, or once you do that on your first ball, then hit everything at once. And you basically light up all your characters at once. And that's how you go for Do or Die. Do or Die is the big one, right? Yeah, Do or Die is the big one. Or is Jericho the big one? Jericho. No, Jericho's not the big one. Do or Die is the big, big one. Go for Do or Die, and that's $35 million? I think it's $35 million for maybe... It's a substantial jump. I want to say it's $35 million for Do or Die. By the way, Gerson, there are no Super Bands on any machines in the studio. Yeah, they're banned. They're Super Bands. They're Super Bands. Oh, man, that's too good. Yeah, that's good, right? Be careful, or you will tilt. Yancy, thanks for the heads up. Hi, Yancy. Sex? Is that it? Breathe. Breathe in. Breathe out. Oh, mom. Is that it? Do or die is 35 million plus 2x score. So we've got one more spinner to get Monger up. Any spinner will do. Anything flashing purple on the screen for you. One more ramp for bogey, don't tell. Whoa. What the? Don't tell! Oh, you didn't tell. Dude, everything is screaming at you. That's what I want. That's what I just said. That's what I want. I want to get whiplash, maybe bogey started, then whiplash. Yeah, Jaden, this is the game that I changed one of the tilt warnings on with my voice. Ah! I got to redo it because I did it through, like, a stupid iPhone, and it was cramped. Yo, we've got the mic, though. We're going to get you that back. We're going to get pro recording. Pro recording. I've never heard that. That's rad, dude. Dude, monger music. It's monger, almost ready monger music. That's like scary monger music. Or it might be like everything's lit music. Are you effing my butt hole right now? Alright, here we go, cleaner. Boink. Too late. Too late. Too late. That'll do it. That'll open you up. Alright, so we are not doing so good. I'm just getting my hands on this because I know that other ball is like on its way out. Nice jump out. There's one. Very clever. Very clever. So that's Jeff Bridges for you folks that don't know him. Jeff Bridges is the Iron Marker. Dude, those commercials are like nuts. Dreaming with Jeff. We got a bogey. So this mode is all about hitting everything and money just pours into your hands. There we go. There you go. And now I get to make more money because I have multiple balls. And so if I hit the, uh, tell me I get that back. That was, that was, that was garbage town, dude. That multiball's over. Got some good bogey going. I smell good bogey. You can get, uh, you can get Whiplash going, he's lit. Shooting for stuff on purpose? Not a good idea. No, put that whiplash, bro. About that. No, whiplash! With your bogeys, you're going to get double. Mom? Hey, Mom? All right, I kind of want to do that, but better. I have bogeys lit. I have Iron Man Monger lit. I got... That's about it. I think what I'm going to do is get Monger first, go through him, and then the next ball, worry about all the other multi-balls. So he's monger, once he comes up you're kind of screwed on bogeys and stuff? Yeah, because he's blocking the left cramp. Clean! Oh... Yeah! There's my boy! You're not authorized to shit at the game, Dave! That is a call out to Dave Kitts, one of the founding members of Deadlift, who is no longer with us. Something's dead. No longer with us. No longer with us. Well, he lives in Ohio. He might as well be dead. Where do you... No. Cleveland, Ohio. There's a dead flip hoodie floating around Cleveland, Ohio somewhere that you guys, if you want it, go get it. You gotta go beat up me. He's like the final boss. Yeah, he is the final boss. He's the final boss in Ohio. If you find a guy in Ohio with a 10-foot buddy, then it's up to you to persuade him. Yep. Whatever that means to you. However you feel like persuading. Monetarily, violence, buying him beers. Advances of sorts. Sexual advances. Like, whatever. Jake's really into Eddie. I mean, just. Yeah, he's a nice guy. He's gentle. Is this monitor number two? Uh, this is your first monitor. Fuck, I am slapping this game. Well, maybe it is monitor two. No, you just gotta be more the first one and look into it. Look at this prep, look at this prep. Nailed it. You can get it. Your mark is late. You save one more mark and you got your You son of a No, don't do that. That's what I just talked about. That's what I just talked about. No, we just talked about that. We literally just talked about that. And that example exactly we just discussed. When you lose You'll find out. You'll find out. You'll find out this week, alright? You should You should... You should get that set. Huh? We're ready. What do you need? Money? I mean Donations To kids Alright we need Monger Hiss Yep Here Snubbery rest in peace Well Dave not dead But uh he might be if someone finds him and REALLY wants that girl Yeah. I mean, legit, it's a pretty fly. Mine's only been washed like... Thank you! Not why you do that, folks. That's why you do the short cleanse with a ball spanner. Oh, Cyrus247, thanks for the follow, byyyyye! No weasel in the juice One more hit Come on internet Alright so make the Like that Monger is up You're finally out of it Alright, so he has to get it in the spinner in the back to collect his jetpacks. No! Catch! Catch! Breathe, breathe. Oh, he got it. Got it. Son of a donk. Ding dong diddly. Alright. Yo, that was some on the fly magic. On the fly magic. Now, I got bogeys working. I'm going to go for my bogey ramp and then go for whatever multiball lights up. Go for whatever multiball I said. So anything that is a red arrow, folks, is worth lots of money. Especially on a game where three million might be your score, one of these shots is worth about a million. Like it's going for a whip, flash. Alright, now I want no more machine shot that will give me more time on my bogeys. But really I just want to collect bogeys. I want ramps, I want herbics. There you go, there's one. There's one. I'm jacking bogeys and jackpots to whip my way. I think I seem to be giving him about a million points. I want... No! Oh god! What's the bonus? What's the bonus? No no no. No no no. Wait. No no no. Oh! Sorry bud. Not so high. I love Iron Man. Oh, Iron Man. We had a close call game at what? Five million? Yeah. And then we had a close call game at? Twenty. Alright, you won the first one, uh, you won the first point. My man. Barely. Barely. Win's a win, kids. Barely. Barely. Barely. Barely. Barely. Barely. Win the win, kids. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. So, skill shot, obviously, because you need that $250,000 if you couldn't tell by our game so far. Backhand, maybe? Nope. That's a tilt. That is not a tilt somehow. Oh, my Lord. Oh my lanta! Whew! That felt good. That did not work. Alright, let's try to backhand this thing, huh? Nope. No backhands for old David. So, bogey. I'm training for state. There is something to be said about nothing with bogeys. As a strategy? Absolutely. Absolutely. That's a strategy we've seen a lot in Chicago. I sort of didn't do incredibly well on that play. That score right there is a solid score against somebody. Yep, that's a good score right there, buddy. All right, I'm going to try for the same. Point around. Committed to kill. An NBA fast break, that game is ridiculous. That's a fun game. Yeah. I lost by 10 points on that game to Keith Ellwood. Oh, God. Look up the scoring and you won't be impressed. I think this guy has an NBA fast break, too. Maybe we ask about that one. Oh, really? Yeah. I think WHO dunnit is probably better. The scoring hurts my feelings right now. Committed, that's a crazy list of games, man. Uh oh, next time is the bovers. Cool, God. Flip. Cool, God. Oh no! Oh, you got your bonus? I'm letting that calm down. Deadflip doesn't stream on weekends. Committed, we do not. I think we've done it like once or twice. If we're going to events over the weekend, we might stream. Or if I'm working here late and I'm really tired of rendering or something. But yeah, we don't do the weekends. Yeah, maybe a little... Like, legitimately, Monday through Friday is a huge time dedication. Why don't you call... Maybe I don't see this on air. Yeah. You want to sign it? Maybe you should see it Saturday. Yeah. If they will allow you to do that. Yes, who do I talk to? Whoever's running it, or whoever's hosting it, or whatever. I mean, we'd have to put it on just one game, so we'd have to figure out... Let's pick a game. Let's pick a game and let it run. Pick a game. You guys might be in for a treat. All right. You might be in for a treat. If you don't want to stress out about it, it is, you know, a big day. It is a big day, and this whole setup is something to think about. But I think that's pretty easy. I think that... Oh, he already got me distracted. Okay, and the next time. That's a cool strategy you got there. You like that? That's how I win. Tell me about your dad. I want to meet that dad. Do-do-do. Sorry. Stan Sauer. Man, Stan is going to be upset about this. He hates that. Stan Sauer. Stan is like, he's like dead swift now, right? He's connected. Yeah. Like, I wouldn't hurt his feelings. But I like it. I'm saying, like, really like it. Like, we hurt each other's fake feelings. Like, the cod is connected. Yeah. Oh, like, he's going to murder us? I'm saying, like, I think he might be a little... Like, he's got some Polish mafia stuff? Wow. I'll take that back. I swear, he would have cut me down. Wow, folks, I am sorry. I just, I just craddled that game. Okay, Internet, I, uh, knew... Do you reckon maybe we need to tighten the legs on this? We could take them. A skoosh. I'll do that. After this game, let me... Pop a slob. Let me just whip a beer here. Everybody go on a sweet beer. I have two million, so I have some options. I have two million to go. I have some options. I could go for a monitor. It's all three. It's all three. What? That's all we get. Oh, God. I had a couple times to be nice, but... Oh, no. It's the first missile system to incorporate our prop. He's got the boners multiplying. Two ex-boners. You got to spin out, Ozzy. Yep. Oh, you missed the spinner. So Iron Man is happening. So I'm going to go for spinner. You won. You fucking won. Donate to kids. That's right, folks. Donate to kids. Is that what I'm saying? Spinners are worth 2x, and they're also worth, I think they're worth 2x, doesn't he? No, they're not worth 2x. But they're worth 2x. Oh, yeah, the fast scoring. But I got Iron Man fast scoring along with spinners, which means every spin gave me... How much did you win? I don't know. A lot. Like 50,000, 100,000. So I just went for spinners. You won, so you get to go first. And I get to go first. There we go. Good work. Oh, no. Oh, no. Get rid of it. Folks, I want to say our love for getting pinball call-outs incorrect stemmed from this pinball machine. We got Monjur. Who wants a baby? Who wants a baby? I don't even know, dude. What was Tony? Joey. Joey! Joey! All about getting it wrong. I think Tron was a big help as well. I don't know what came first, this or Tron, but Tron has some ridiculous call-outs. Oh, man, I miss Tron. I love Tron. Let me tell you that. I put it on my wish list. Amazon? I'm doing some trades. On Pinside, you can put your collection up. Oh, that's right. But you can also put on your wish list what you want. And so I might be trading some games and selling some games in the near future, so I kind of completed my wish list. You mother! You got Buggy and killed it. I put on Tron. I put on another new one. Walking Dead I put on there. You know what? Listen, we played Walking Dead. I'm good. I'm happy with it. Let me tell you something. I went to Line Rob this weekend, Saturday, to play exclusively the Walking Dead. There was an Attack from Mars. There was a Funhouse. We're there to play Walking Dead. to myself and like three other dudes. Okay. Okay? That game is so physically flawed. Yeah. There's a poor feed problem that I think a rubber might fix. The feed is bad. What about the center shot? The center shot isn't a problem that much anymore. It doesn't always register, but the feed is the only thing I can't stand about that game. And I know Gavin is trying to remedy it with like fatter rubbers. The fatter rubber wasn't on at this time, but when he did put it on there, gave it a nice little pop over. Or a kick over. But someone said that they tried that at another bar to put a fatter rubber on there, and it just kicks it to the left outlet. So it's either center drain or left outlet. I kind of like it. You can do a little slap. It's like, you'll see me do this. I don't know if you can see my hands on the game with this camera angle, but you'll see every time it comes to the right, I'm going to give the game a little hit right when the ball is right here. and that's just stuff I learned from watching bowling over and over again. But if you let the ball naturally fall off of this, like off the bumpers, it'll hit this. It hits the freaking slingshot. It'll hit the slingshot and it'll either bounce over and drain or it'll hit the slingshot here and it'll go up and just, it's random. But if I kick the ball off the side, it's going to fall onto the flipper where I can grab it and then I'm in control. And that's what you want. I will say that that was something I was trying to tell the guys to do. Yeah. But nine times out of ten, the ball wasn't even near the wall on the ramp. They couldn't hit it. They couldn't actually hit it. No, it would be like, if it was coming off of here, it would be like hugging. Yeah, dude, it was nuts. And this game still does that. It doesn't always hit that wall. But that's always something you want to remember. Like, you're not going to really be able to nudge a ball if it's not touching stuff. Right. You can nudge a ball once it hits something, like a rubber, up and over. But if it's just floating in the game, all you're doing is really moving the game under the ball. Right? You're like doing this. But you can really affect the ball if it's touching something physical in the game on the side. Oh, wow. Okay. That sucks. Don't get me. If I lose my quarter million dollars. Be cool. Yeah, porch collapse is great. There is also an issue sometimes where the barn doors don't always open, and when they do, they're actually locked in the outside, so you're relying exclusively on a bash toy, and a bash toy doesn't always resist. Whoa! Whoa! The waking dad. The don't wake daddy. Don't wake daddy. Yeah, Jaden, I saw that. IGN did an unboxing. Whoa! Whoa! Sorry. Yelling. Lightning bolt. That got really fast. Let's see what I can do. Split. Remember, folks, take the skill shot when you're playing your friend. Hoop. Alright, that was a scary shot that I shouldn't have taken. So now that I've done bogeys once, the way I light up bogeys is different now. So instead of hitting any ramp to advance to bogeys, I have to hit each ramp four or five times. Yeah, so he's got up to two on the left, and he needs to get the right. The right one is much harder to hit and much more dangerous if you hit it. Especially closer to the flipper, there's a lot of... Alright, I backhanded this earlier. You did it! I backhanded this earlier. Jerome? Aww, you almost said that. Jerome? Yeah, fine. Jerome. Yep, set that up. It's about hitting War Machine again right now will give me an Ataball. Is that the Ataball or is that the Jackpot? It's sort of both really. Oh yeah, you have both lit. Oh boy. Oh, I got a little spicy life catch there. Hell yes. Who needs an Ataball now? So I just attacked Whiplash with War Machine. Which should give me some... Yeah, Adaball is still working. Yeah, Adaball is still working. Thing is, this game is so fresh and clean, I can't get my hands on it. Nice. Yeah, knock it. Oh, you dip. Man, do you need that edible? I want that. Like, I want that. Whoa. My God. Give me that edible. Yo, edible. The edible. The edible. I'm a ball of edible. Love you. Alright, so he's flashing because there was a jackpot already on him. Half a mil. Don't want that atom ball there, buddy. Yes, sir. I'm going to try the... I cannot find that shot. Got it on the backhand. Alright, that's fine. That's fine. I threw it all away. That's fine. I threw it all away. That's fine. Who cares? It's like, oh, boy, light. If you get Iron Monger lit and Iron Man lit, you have a chance for a do-or-die. Yes, sir. And you jinxed it. Oh, God. I ain't jinxed it. I ain't jinxed it. It's all good. My man. All right, so left ramp is done for bogeys. And Iron Man is lit. Iron Man is lit. So, come on here. Light them up. There you go. Now, I think you have to complete them. I have to complete them. To get the lights. I think I just need to get out of them, actually. Yeah, you don't need a jackpot. All you need is to... Start them up. ...to start them up. And then you might want to just nail one of them. Nice bounce, bro. Good try. No, the trust! Oh my gosh, that thing has spin on it. No! No. It's a queen. J-doggy! All of them. Yo, reel it up, man. No, I'm not even gonna play this shit. Yo, protect, protect your neck. Protect your neck. Protect your neck. I'm not even, I'm not even playing this game. Dude, don't even bother. Like, if you got some of the other, other things, put it in, I don't know. What do you think is the most... Shark. Just go with the dream. No one wants you. You're getting shots. You're getting points for your Iron Man. You could flip around with that. Keep that up. You guys... Not what I wanted, kids. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. Opposite. You want to separate. Opposite. You do that all day again. Separate yourselves. Stay protected, man. Just calm. Calm today. You'll be fine. Don't. Money. Yeah, we're fine. You're just fine? We're fine. We're actually, we're really, we're like the finest we've ever been. That's fine. Get out of here. All right, folks. So, this shot is worth 35 million points. No, you've got to start it first. Oh, I've got to hit it twice. Yeah. Five. Five. And we're done. Oh, God. Oh, God. You! No! You! Oh, God. Start it, but who wants a baby? Devil. Oh, dude, who wants a baby? Damn it. Sorry, I sweated up the controls. Yeah, that's all right. You earned it, bro. That was a good try. Hot to thought. This game is based on the first movie or two. I think it came out between the second and the third one. Whoa! That's a beauty. Swippy, Swippy. There you go. That was it. I'm approaching the wrong end of the bell curve when it comes to drinking. Is that it? That's all I get? Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, Josh. Oh, Josh. That's a tie for the second point. Oh, we're still playing. Oh, yeah. It's a tie for the second point. Yeah. Uh, let me, 21 mil, what's your name? Are you absolutely... Look, you get Jericho, just get it up the middle. There you go! Ladies and gentlemen... Jermico. Jericho. By the way, the camera's probably vibrating because that is a shaker motor. That is. You got a P.K. Everything's a million. Hit it. Everything's a million. That's Iron Man. Isn't that my friend? That's why Iron Man is pressing. That's Iron Man. I had no sale for that ball going into the out lane. Why don't you go first? That was a tie for the second point. You go first. And we'll see how the second point goes. Boo! Die! Yancy. Killing it, bud. I choose die. You're the baby! I choose death. Whoa! That's the first time I've seen like a power inlay next drone. Oh gosh, where is it going? Love you! Love you! Good shaking off. Get out of there. I did that to myself. Dang, wowzers. Alright internet, wish me luck. I need a point to tie up JD. Oh, I have 500,000 points? Am I the best pinball player? Some might say no. Jeopardy! Jeopardy! Whoops, a little early, folks. Squirrely. Oh, that Ironmonger got moved. $50 for every time Jericho buffered out. Yancy, tell me these things. Oh, God. Oh god. Well now I know, like, if you crank a ball, you can in-lane yourself to infinity points if you want. Oh, get up, Tia! Fiat, yes, correct, Fiat. Here we go. Call your mama. Sleep over, Zilph. Sleep over, Zilph. Sleep over, Zilph. This shit is too clean dude, I can't handle it. This game, this game wants, this game wants blood. Play clean, play clean! Nailed it. My coach is watching man. Oh god, no luck. Wait, what if we get coach to watch and give us like tips? I don't need tips, I need this game to be awesome. Alright, internet, here we go. Sleepover Sober. Sleepover Sober. Uh-oh. Manga Man. Dance. Sleepover Sober. We clean. Oh! P! P-I-M-A-N-G-O-B-E. Wow, this is going to come down to one ball. Folks, look at this. Look at this ball three tie we got here. All right. All right, let's actually get money because Nick is, He's the third ball kind of guy. Oh, my God. I didn't know that. Sleep over, sober. Later. Later. Who wants a baby? No. I did that. I did that. I did that. It's going to be close. It's gonna be cool, I'm feeling it. Guys, the sleepover. I got monger up, so I'm gonna do my shorts once again. Try to monger out. Dude, monger out. Oh, get up! Get up! Get on up! Monger up! Aw, the sleepover is still going on. Man, the Smeak Robot is narrow then. That's the way, folks. Yeah! Yeah, exactly, Robotisco. Apollo 13 has a 13-ball multiball. It's essentially more weight than your flippers can handle. What do you know about people? It's over. So, aside from trying to beat each other up, we're also trying to put a name on the bar. On the bar, if you're familiar with that. Dungeons and Dragons. Come on! Come on, clean! Come on, clean! Oh! Last minute! Oh! Oh! You're shaking it. Whoa. Is this thing even on camera anymore? Yeah, I mean, we're shaking it, but it's not here. Let me tighten them. Let's leave. We're going to tighten the legs a little bit, kids. So we got one and one, folks. One and one. One and done. Tighten. Ooh. All right. I'm loosey goosey. That was loosey. Right there. Loose the internet. Tighten them up. Tighten them up. Do the tighten up. Is that a song? Do the tighten up? Dude, that's the only lyrics. Tighten them legs. He goes... Do the tighten up. He's switching to NASCAR? What? Oh, the ratcheting sound? Okay, Internet. Internet, I won. Right? So that's a point and a point. Point each. We're going into our third round of two out of three. And let's find out, see who the winner is. These games are going real fast. Real fast, Internet. Real fast. That's Iron Man. We like our games fast. Woo! Too fast. Too fast. Too fast. That was heel. Well, yeah, I think that was a trick. I'm gonna let the air see it. Go on, let it sit. I'm gonna let it sit. Yo. Do the tight note. That's so pitch perfect. They might ban us. Do the tight note. Tight note? Do the tight note. Do the tight note. Looks like we got a little schmaltz on the... Oh, you just got that cute. I did? Oh, I think I scratched my leg and it moved. 100,000. Well, now I lost. Ho ho ho! Ho ho ho! Oh, man, you can get that emulsifol real fast! Do the time... Love you. That's what? Tell me, tell me what it is. Ba da ba ba da ba, poof! Oh, that's a multiball right there. That's how fast that went. That is a multiball right there. That's called Doink the Curl. Yeah, it's called Doink Multiball, isn't it? Ooh, almost a catch right there. Can you get a catch with the ball traveling like this? So Monger is ready. Can I do War Machine first, or do I have to do Monger first? You can do either, but if you get War Machine, then Monger might pop out in the middle of it. Nope. No monger. I wanted bull. Then if you get a shot, monger will pop up. No, I already hit a shot. I already hit the monger. You did? Yeah. You're right up. Monger! Atta ball! Jerome, Jerome Oh, Jet Pot! You son of a biscuit. No, I think you have to do Ding Dong first. Oh, you gotta get Mondra first? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Alright so if I can you give me another Edible No the Edible is the shield That just the dead part Oh really Yeah The shield below it will tell you the That's like the, um... Jerry's part's the shield. That's like the X-Men's shield. Wait, no, stop, don't tell... Sad guitar noise. Sad guitar noise for JD. They waxed it with cheetah blood. Cheetah blood. Oh gosh. Come on, internet. Pop a slot. We did wax it and we did put new balls in it. New like flippers. Wow. Whoa. Yo, juggles. Old Nicky juggles. Yeah, that's my clown name. That's my ICC clown name. Oh, God. Live. Internet! That's been Magnus. How do they work? Is that ball three? Okay. Oh, jeez. For Fishtails the Ironman, self-harm is a terrible thing, you know? Yeah, we're... Yeah, we even put it in the same places where Fishtails was so that we could still feed off of that negative aura that was right there. Here's what's going on. We have state finals this Saturday, February 7th, which is also my birthday, if you want to give me something. Yep, set your clocks, kids. Next birthday, state finals. February 7th Saturday is state finals we're up against we're all all of Dead Slip is in the finals and we're all up against some formidable foes just monsters of the midway monsters of the midway mid that's good yo dude monsters of the midway that was um my man so we are punishing ourselves we're like swinging with two bats right now like we are really practicing we're like we're jumping with ankle bracelets on wait no ankle weights Ankle bracelets. Ankle bracelets. Flat bracelets. Yeah, flat bracelets. We're essentially just trying to make our lives as shitty as possible so we can learn to control better when we go to play finals. Like, once we show up in this guy's basement, we're hoping, we're so punished by all these hard games that we play ahead and we're like, whatever, we got this. RoboDisco, I don't know why it's buffering, it shouldn't be. Our numbers look on point. Anywho. All right, skill shot. Good skill. Don't scratch your leg this time. Looks like I got bogeys, right? You got two left for bogeys. So, folks, there's also one other thing I'd like to point out. No gloating. Don't gloat. You're going to... No gloating and no... Stop your ball save down. No gloating and no grooving. State finals in some guy's basement. Yeah, in some guy's basement. He has like 40 games. All three. Oh, man. Gosh, dog. I got to go bogey. I got to bogey. If you don't bogey it out, you're going to droge it out. That's not even a thing. Don't you think I'm going to bogey it out? What the hell is that thing? Oh, that's gone. Oh, my God. Choking on the luck here, kids. Alright, so that's a .5. Oh, you just carry that around with you? Just in case I sleep on a pinball machine. You never know. Speak finals. So the way speak finals works is you get points for every tournament. In the state. No matter where you go. But you also, if you go to a tournament where, actually it doesn't matter where you live, you also collect points in each state. At the end of the year, they look at the top 16 from every state, and the top 16 that apply for every state are eligible to be in the finals. For example, I was eligible for Milwaukee and for Illinois. I could have decided between those two, but because I like pain and because I like my friends who I want to play with, I picked Illinois. So this year, we had a good year. We played in a lot of tournaments. Yep. Me, Jack, and Brad. Brad Zac Stark. And I think Dave officially might have got close to qualifying, but he left too early out of the state. Yeah. Yeah, he left. So three of us qualified for state. And then Stan Sawa. Actually, our new member, Stan. Whom we just adopted through Noogies. We did adopt Stan. He's also in the finals. So that means that we're going to go to – we should learn his name instead of some guy with a basement. I think it might be Ed or John. Some nice gentleman decided to host the state finals at his place. Last year it was Jeff Hooper. This year it is somebody we'll figure out. An awesome guy from what I hear. Nice gentleman. And it's really awesome of him to host us. Yep. And we're all paired off against some really ridiculously talented people. So this could change by the end of the week depending on who is in or out. But right now Jack is up against... Zach Sharp. Zach Sharp who's currently two or three in the world right now. He's been number one. You might be two or three right now, but I stress again, in the world. In the world. Number two. Not in Illinois. No. I'm up against, right now I'm up against Art Dodd, who was the highest ranked player at Papa. I'm sorry, highest ranked player at Pemberg. Pemberg. For the first five rounds, he went undefeated. He was the only one that went undefeated for, I think, four or five rounds in a row. Jay Brand is hosting. Which nobody else did. Jay? Yeah. Thanks, Yancy. Oh, Yancy, the moderator, is also in the finals. Yancy's also going. Other people in the stream that are going? I don't think anyone else, no. Chuck? Chuck Jackson, you might remember, the very large gentleman. He will be there. Playing Brad Zac Stark, actually. Tall man. So, yeah, so Brad Zac Stark's playing Chuck Jackson. I want to say you have it the worst. Yeah, 100%. I'm going to say I have it the second worst, playing Art Dodd. I want to say Brad has it. I don't want to say easiest because Chuck's good. No, but in, like, relative terms, Brad's got it easiest. Brad's. He has the best chance. I'm not saying Chuck is a bad player, but Chuck can get in his own head. Zach Sharp has one thing on his mind. Yeah, Zach. And it's like Robocop sights and shit like that zipping around his eyeballs. He's good. It's insane. Yancy, who do you play? Who are you up against? Joe Blasey. Yancy's got Blasey. Blasey's tough because he's unpredictable. He's unpredictable, man. Blasey will show up. It doesn't look like he knows what he's doing, and all of a sudden he is kicking ass. Stan Sawa versus Joshua Henderson. Joshua Henderson is 17 years old, and he is a monster of a player. God, he's good. Josh is great. Oh, Yancey plays Josh Sharpe. Zach Sharp's brother. All right. Well, we all have it tough. Illinois is probably one of the toughest places to play Uncle Carmy says that we have a 25% chance of winning Deadflip winning That's not how percentages work I'm sorry You gotta redo your math a little bit Just cause there's four of us Doesn't mean it's 25% chance of winning If we all lose in the first round We get zero chance of winning It's not a coin toss We have to win We have to actually beat them It's not like we stand in front of a game And they pull a wheel And we have to play them seven times. We've got to win four out of seven games, I think. Is that right? Four out of seven games. And it's going to be tough. So next week, and if this podcast actually works out, we'll probably be talking about that next week as well. Oh, yeah. So look for that, and let's battle. So where are we sitting right now? So you have a point, I have a point, and I have one point towards the third point. So you go first for the third round. For the third point. Second. Second. Everybody go for the third. Game for third round. Second game for third point, yes. Good luck, my friend. Love you, love your show. Call your mom, tell her to watch pinball. My life is over. Fast scoring. God, you can't play fast and loose on this game. Whoa. Because that stuff starts to, oh, God. You are not authorized to take the game. I couldn't give it enough love. I couldn't give it enough love to get it out. You, you bounced your arm around a little bit. A little heavy. Kev's Cab, you're playing with a very championship in Illinois as well. What? Really? Where at? 100,000. State Finals, 1740, North Costner. 2-4-0-Dash-List. No, it doesn't even sound right. There's not enough consonants. No, you were backwards. You heard yours first, I heard mine first. 17-4-0-Dash-List. 2-4-0-Dash-List. CP Pinball. Oh, right on. So the Missouri State Finals are at CP Pinball, which is sort of Illinois. Oh, I went to CP like a month ago now for one of their tournaments. That was really fun. CP? Oh, that's right, you went. Yeah, I don't think they submitted all that stuff yet. You'd have probably seen it. I did okay, and CP had got a top... I want to say top 8? Oh my lord. Flip! Oh, nice CP, man. Okay, a little sneak behind Monger there. Yo, double hit. Double hit. Double hit, not quit. Hit the drum, double hit. Nailed it. All right, I'm getting that back. Oh, shit. The ball ain't hit. Oh, I got an add-a-ball, too. Herb. Herb. Oh, man. Love each other. Everybody, everybody. Everybody calm the fuck down and donate to kids. Woohoo! It worked! Yo, what's this called? Yo! That's the Super Alloy. That's the Sanstic Sour. Oh, a little extra baby slip would help that one. Oh no! Put them all in danger, just like we talked about. Oh nice dude. Trust a Rooney. Trust a Rooney. Light it up man. Get two of them. Like a pro. Trust a Rooney. Nice save out. Flip. Deflect. Wait, an Edible? No, we only hit one of those. Trust a Rooney. Trust a Rooney. Oh, too much stress. Oh, God. Oh! Stop it, it's okay! I need a poo! I need a poo! Oh, no. Uh-oh. Oh! Homer Onions. Sorry, I gave that a good wallop. That's alright, it's alright. Never a wallop. Um, okay, Internet, that was a good ball. You guys be prepared, I read the last 16 and 20 and it kind of stiggy in my mind. Hell yeah, dude. Pearson, do it, bud. Oh, that's coming back. Boof. Oh, that's coming back. Oh, that's coming back. Yeah, pinballing in Illinois is serious business. You are correct. We have too many good players here. Too many good players. We're in the correct wrong state. Oh, give me a break. Where'd that kick at, Bob? Oh, I love you. Oh, I love you. Love you. Always have you. Sharks. All right, so War Machine's lit. I can go for War Machine, which I'm going to do, actually. Because hitting War Machine also will give me a time extension on my buddies. Potentially. To be honest, I'm not entirely certain. I'd love to hit something, though. Like a... Oh, my God. You're wasting my time. Oh! That worked? Oh! Wait, let me do it again. Do it again. You're wasting my time! No! Come on. That's it. There you go. Oh, it gave me the multiball. Yo, good job, man. After this, you got to do that again. Do your job. This is how you win. This is how you win it. Flip. Oh, my God. All the money comes out right now, Internet. No. Go, edible. It's too late. Am I still in bogeys? Those are still rolling. Oh, baby. Why are you running? Yeah, you got bogeys. No! Was that ball three? No, there's no way. That was ball three. So, there's only one way to win, basically, guys. I need to get a do or die, which includes getting Monger, getting Whiplash, getting War Machine, getting Iron Man, basically lighting all this. Oh, my God. So, wish me luck. Good luck, sir. I'm going to go for Bogues first. Wipe your bogeys off. Oh. So the first round of bogeys, you just have to hit both either ramp five times. And it can be a mix of the two. So that's three. Oh, God. I got nothing. Hold it. Hold it, hold it. Shoot! Sweet. Sweet. Nice. It's pitbull. That was beautiful. That's a J.D. lean right there. That's a little lean up. I think I picked it up with this hand. What do you got to do? Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Lift. Lift. All right, one more time to get through. No. This one is a monster. No! That is exactly what he didn't want to do because Monger blocks your boots. And I hit him. He didn't give me nothing. That's the point. Momming! Now you want to play just put your name on the shiv? Let's keep it going. Keep rolling. I mean I don't think we're changing our strategy. Are we changing our strategy if we play for a different goal in the game? Honestly, I think my strategy playing a person versus getting a high score is exactly the same on this machine because it's so difficult. Yeah, me too. Okay, let's try to get do or die. Let's show people do or die. Alright. You got close. Now let's do it. I hate it. Alright. So get everything set up. Don't start anything. You can start both. You can't start any, any, um, animals until... Lightning! Don't start any of the animals here until, um, they're almost ready. Uh, Bowen Carriage is from, uh, Boston. I want to say Boston. Yeah. Oh! Bowen's from Boston. But also, Bowen probably qualified in about 20 different states. Yeah, I would guess. So Bowen really gets a pick of the litter. That's one way to look at it, Colton. What? If you're some of the best in Illinois, that means you're probably some of the best in the world. We'll see, man. We'll see. Let's get our ass kicked. I mean, I'd love that invitation to Vegas. I don't think... The flipper is... Hey, check the fuse box! Hey, yo. Look at this. 500... thousand points. Yo, Bernie! Clip. Now we burnin'. Trust it. I knew I was gonna shake that chip! No! Clip! Come on, come on. I think this might be, I'm glad we fixed the mic. This is going to be a yeller. You know what, it's fine. I'll let it ball check. I'll let it ball check. It'll launch it. So this happens, I'm not sure if the camera can see it right now, but there's a little post in the top. That sticks up and down. That blocks the ball sometimes. And sometimes it gets caught in the post. And then it does that. That's the safest way to get it out. The worst way is when it airballs. When it launches it. And it comes straight down. If it's sitting on top of it too much. Oh my goodness. Oh! Nice move. I love you. See ya bud. Cold. You're gonna kill a guy this man. I hope so. I sure hope so. I hope we're killing something. Yeah, state finals is stressful. I had to play Zach Sharp last year. I did better than I thought I would, but really I think what happened was Zach was kind of not playing until I got a little closer to him. And then he's like, oh. Oh, wait, you're playing. Okay, let's go. Family of T's in vision. Fail. So Nick's playing test and... That was a shot towards the goal. And you get your shield. Oh, there we go. So, um... Nick just threw away bogeys. I don't know. He just threw... Walk away! He lit up bogeys and didn't hit a single one. Walk away! Baby, walk away. When you're like your bogies in your dream, better walk away. When I see you walking by and your bogies in your eyes, walk away. Baby, walk away. Oh, look at, whoa. Nailed it. Nailed you back. You're back. You're better than ever, Jamie. Made of poop and a pimp called Poochie. Oh, we got the Missy Elliott. You know what? There was an outcry of people wondering who she was. Oh, of course, because they're all kids. They don't know who Missy is. Wait, was that Paul Freese? Oh, I don't want to lose. What about do or die? Boom, da-boom, da-boom. Mom gets every gone. Mom gets every gone. Mom gets every gone. Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh. Spit it out. In your face. Holla. So one spinner, give him a vote. Or a monitor. Oh my god. Does the bonus give it to him? Does the bonus give it to him? Keep your head down. Keep your head down. No, it does not. Remember when we were getting 20 million? Are you serious? I'm playing first. Are you serious? Are you serious? I'm playing first, man. I lost my mojo. Are you shipping me or something? Shut your mouth. Oh, that was nice. Yo, backhand again. They call me backhand again. Yo, two backhands. Three backhands. Bounce, catch. Bounce. Bounce. What the? What? Where'd the ball go? Oh, man. Another milkshake? Dude, that was a good song. Your milkshake brings all the boys? What is that, Kelly? Kelly? All the boys to the yard? Is that right? Missy and Timbaland made some tunes back in the day. Dude, don't even get us started on Timbaland. Ba ba ba ba ba, Timbaland, Timbaland and Timbalake. They make some Timba babies. They make those. Timba babies. Like Timber, Lake, Timbaland. Lake, Lake, Lake, no. Come on, get your pick on. Get your pick on. Quiet! Shut your mouth. Is that your chip? So, spinner throw from the moge. That's my leg. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Off the legs. Off the legs. Hittin' nothin'. Call your mama. Call your mama. Sleep, poop, poop, poop, poop. Aw, dude. Monger just trying to ruin my day. Look at this. I can't stop the pain. Get my window. I can't feel the pain. Oh, good catch em up. Good catch em up. Oh, two good catch em ups. Mommy! My man! Well, I can't touch the machine, unfortunately. Oh, good, get him. There it is. There's the Monger. Yo, smash it. Monger's mad. Awww. Edible! It wasn't lit. It wasn't lit. No, I just wanted to... Oh, fuck you! Yo, that's what you get. Yo, you literally did what we talked about. Top two powers in the universe. Man. Let's get robo-discount. This machine is straight up garbage. Man, this game sucks. I'll tell you that. Committed to killing. You were right. You can set the newer string to five ball if you want, but that's cheating. Yeah, the guy actually, when I got this from the guy that sold it to me, he had it set to five ball, and he had the outlanes all the way down, and his high score was like 200 million. I've never seen 200 million on an Ironman. But if you can't drain him, you have five chances. And he had, yeah, five balls. We instantly had to reset the scores because there was no way we were ever going to get it. Usually we like to leave that stuff because it's something to shoot for, but that was on a ticket. Oh, Shards. Well, you got caught up with me. I almost had it. Was that ball for me? Oh, Austin Powers is garbage. Okay. Yeah, Iron Man is fine. Iron Man is tough. Austin Powers, I don't think I've ever played a ball on that game. I like the way... Wait, do I get that back? Is this a fall treat? Oh, we're fine. We're fine. Oh, fast and loose like a rubber boot. Yo, rubber chicken over here, folks. Yo, internet. Oh, no. Fudge! Oh, wait. Oh. That's right. He's going to make me play. Get out of here. Get out of here. Okay, let's go, Zach. Nailed it. Nailed it. Oh, man. So, now I'm going to just work on draining. Yeah, drain right here. Believe that. Play that rainbow drain. Believe that. I can't believe you. I think Iron Man will sometimes be the most 300-kick machine ever. It's a frustrating game. Yeah, it's frustrating. When you can go from games where you're making $40 million down to $4 million? It's officially 3-1, folks. I'm going to go for the big points this time. You're the kahuna, man. Every other game I've been playing, I've just been trying to drain, and that's been working out for me. It's working out pretty well. Man, yeah, you're nailing your shots, if that's the case. Oh, shit. Nice. Nice. Oh shit. He's saying the word ship with a P kid, don't sweat it. I just ship my man! 300,000. Iron Man does have some miles to flow, if you can get it to flow. 400,000. Iron Man is a machine that requires you to drink a lot of water. 400,000. Or else he won't flow like it. I'm wearing my snowsuit also, which means I'm swimming. Immediately. Immediately. Immediately. Not bogey. Immediately. Finally. Immediately. Oh, come on, baby. What's Fred's first photo doing here? I like that you think that that's Fred's first photo. What does that mean? What does that photo mean? That's Kappa. So when someone's purposefully trolling, like being sparse about what they're saying. That's like a joke? Is that a wink? That lets people know, yeah, it's like a wink. So that's an old employee of Twitch that left, and people just adopted his head as the just being an idiot sort of wink. That's weird. Okay. Kappa. Kappa is his name. All right. I don't know. I'm trying to learn. Hey, welcome to switch. Oh god. That's what you don't want. That is all dream though all day. That's what you don't want That's why I slapped the cabinet when it's coming down right here Fucker! It did, we did! Oh god, that was almost two in a row Mother we can go We can't stand the breeze I can't stand the drain the drain. You must be shapeless, poorly, except water. When you pour water over the cup, it becomes the cup. Fuck you! Good game, dude. Yo, Nick's feeling all right. These outweighs and this whiskey make me feel real happy. Yo, he's starting to drink whiskey. I think he's going to do it for me. Oh, I got a whole cup over there. What are you drinking? Are You're drinking that weird stuff when you're drinking the JMO. The weird stuff. Yeah, the weird stuff's kind of harsh. I love it. I a fan of the weird stuff The stuff that Ben brought Who brought that Ben Oh man Good for him I enjoy it I take it Yo I practicing my trust Yo, take control, bro. Control. Bro. Everybody, we're off the ball. Control. Control. I just can't get the ball. Control. Ooh. Oh. Rip. Give me a little rock and roll. Rock and roll. I have never heard it say rock and roll before. Off the tip. Off the tip. Oh, that's nice. I nailed it. That's rainbow right there. Good job. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, that was nice. I had to think deep for that one. Wow, you hit two of them. Stop winning. Good job. Good job. Yo, one more hit, bro. No grooving. No grooving. Okay, don't blow. Off the tip. That was weird. I think I got an anabole too. There you go. I did get an anabole. You did, you got four. You better hit that guy. Everybody get out of the way! There you go. Two, three. Two. Three. Four. Five. There you go, lit. Nailed it. No! I got it, I got it. I really got it. Donate the keys. Oh, you got it. Donate the keys, boy. I'm donating, got that. Donating the keys. Second. Uh-oh. Mom. Mom's left. Yeah. Bogeys are lit. Damn it. You are really lit. That's for real. That equals key to pinball success. Cold November Drain. That's a deep cut, man. Yeah, man. We're drinking. Sarsaparilla. Sarsaparilla. Yo, you're doing great. Tim. I feel great. I look great. All right, Internet. I need a lot of hits on the monitor right now. Robo Disco. We are in Chicago. This is the home collection. Nick Campbell owns most of these. Some are donated. but for the most part 98% of these games are hits. There it is. Oh, he's up. Come on, manager! Oh, he's up. Come on! Come on, Dingo! Kill me! Kill me! Kill me! Nice, one more. One more hit. Oh, boy. Also, your add ball is pretty. Oh, that would have been sex. Whoa, what? So, get out of there. Got a jerk pot ready. Oh, my God, you did it. Listen, folks, not even I can save you on this game. Thanks, Mom Flip. Fuck. Are you serious? Donate to kids. So, here's the deal. We discussed in great length why you don't. And this was even the example. Why you don't flip like an asshole on your last ball? No, no, no. I was going for the add-a-ball. I know. I needed that. There's only one way to beat you at this point. Like, if I'm sitting there with nothing going on. You've got to just go ham. I have to go in. So I was really going to go for three million, which was a better. I didn't even realize this was ball three. I apologize. If I knew the score better, I would have gone for the three million more than the add-a-ball. But I thought that it was a safer shot for some of them to go for the add-a-ball. And that's why. All I had to get was ahead of 13, 14, 15, I would have won. Kill power. Kill power. Oh. Come on, faster, really? Man, I'm not. If you're dripping, it's liver. Hip check. Hip check. Hip check. Even doing a hip check. Oh, nice. That's more of a, uh, like a big stoofer. I don't even know what you mean. Oh, man, he kind of... You know what? I saw that throw your mojo off when he sort of got the lead up there. I can feel, like, the ticking clock in your head. Oh, man. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Good. You know what? Good, Iron Man. Still, you think I care? Oh! Oh. Yo. That's that. That's that. No, I love it. It's all about getting angry, because Iron Man, listen to this. You just got to focus your tweet. You got a tweet? 100,000. Collect all the drones for war machine multiball. Wow. That was a lot worse than I thought it was going to be. Wow. Collect drone targets for war machine multiball. That was... Oh, God. Oh, crazy. Catch! What? It's like, there's all these little text things. It's cheap. Chicago. $100,000. Man, the Utah gets her. Look up Jolly Park in Burn's Adventure. Oh, God. Who killed me more, Nick or the game? What? I don't even know what that means. What does that mean? Oh, God. Is that like an alcohol thing? Okay, Munger. Blue and red. Go for it, Munger. One. Blue Munger. Touch. Dog Munger. Fast scoring. Crotch. Yo, shake it off. Yo, Taylor Swift that shit, dude. That sucked. That was the ultimate crotch right there, isn't it? That was the moment where, folks, usually you let something bounce over, but there is like a small fraction of like a centimeter that you don't want the ball to touch because it'll hit plastic instead of rubber, and then it just rockets down your flipper. Rockets down your flipper. Ooh, that didn't want to go up. It's bad. You spot it. It's bad. Ding dong. Whoa! Ding dong. Whoa! Can I get a ding dong? Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Oh, ding dong. Oh! Oh, dude. Spinning it up. They call me Dr. Spins a lot. They actually don't call me that. Oh, that didn't want to go up there at all. Oh. Love you, love your show. Boogies. Oh, of course. Stop, please. Get. Come on. Calm it down. Fine, fine, fine! Fine, fine. Oh! Jeez louis! Get them bows, man! My brain, my brain! More! Folks, do you know Colonel Rose from Weapons Developer? Oh, that would have been an add-a-ball. Yep. More time. Yep. That would have been everything. What did everything have there? You still want it. Oh, my gosh. What magical force is that? It's a rattle. A little baby rattle. Shoney, I got the woman's cheek. I got the eye in my eyes. Go. Yo, internet. Internet, tell me something. Give me more internet. I'm the mother... It's called floating, man. I can't stop doing it. Oh, floating. Oh, yeah! I had a boat. I just had it above. I hit it. Hit it. With? Wait, what am I hitting? That. Everybody. Oh, my God. Did you see the menagerie? The fucking menagerie. Donate to kids. Sorry for swearing. The menagerie. Oh, I'm livid. All right, Internet. I have to go for longer because he's blocking. One. That was amazing. What? One danger. Oh, fudge! I... The fudge, yo. That's where it's at. Ah! I saved that ball from the light. Dude, that was a monster hit with one danger. That was textbook. I'm not playing all of it. You, my friend, are absolutely demolishing it. No, it's the whiskey. It's the whiskey in a good way. I think you're better at playing with whiskey on your breath. And in a bad way. Yo, you're the most whiskey in your pants. Whiskey when you dance. Whiskey up. Oh, here we go. Is this the second time around, Bones? Yeah, you need one on the right. Right? Okay. We'll flip it. Nailed it. Nailed it! Which games do you fear at tournaments? There are certain games that I am... I think everybody has their, like, jinx game. Yeah. I think, like, without anybody using this against me in the actual tournament... Oh, God. Wait, who asked this? I understand it. Peter Ben. Good to see you, bud. I think there are just certain games that I'm kind of jinxed on, like, mentally. Are you going to say them? Yeah. I don't think it matters. Like, you know what it used to be for me was Shadow. So, like, Shadow used to be a jinxed game for me because I didn't know the rules. Yeah. And if somebody picked it, I would be kind of screwed. Because you didn't really know what to shoot for. And that sort of puts you in jail a little bit because you don't really know how to compete. Right. I think other than, like, Jinx games, where I'm not super into that, but there just seems to be some games I'm just bad at playing. That was Attack from Mars until recently for me. Avengers. Avengers is a huge, still, still a huge Jinx game. Yeah, that game, if you know you want to play a game against someone that also is going to hate playing a game, it's probably Avengers. First of all, it's a pretty bad game. Second of all, it seems to hate me. I think I just don't play the right way on that game. Right. And better players know how to play it. Better players know how to change their philosophy for that game. It's hard for me to do that. It's hard for me to do that. Because I get on Avengers. Well, for a while there, you had that Hawkeye shot on point, but they changed that. They changed the Hawkeye. Also on an LE, they changed the Hawkeye because it comes to the other flipper. Oh, yeah, it crosses over. And once you get – you put me on an LE event. There you go. The Black Widow rampage everyone. Yeah. That is such a tight shot in the middle of the freaking play field. Everything on that game is a tight shot. It's a complicated – it's a tough shot to get. Yep. And then you have Hulk throwing balls back down at you. And they also, that game has more stuck balls than any newer story I've ever seen. It's just, A, not my favorite game. B, always been a, I've never been good at it. Actually, that's been Star Trek for me until recently, too. So there's a thing in me now that I'm trying to play those games that you're talking about, the games that I'm kind of jinxed on. Like, instead of ignoring them or not learning them, I've been purposely going and playing nothing but Star Trek, nothing but Attack from Mars, nothing but Shadow, Theater of Magic was another one, just kind of a jinxed game for me. There's also games that you know when you play somebody that the old guard guys, they love and they know everything about it. When you walk up, like F-14, there's three shots in that whole game. But for some reason, I played a 17-year-old that double-rolled that thing over. But that's how Shadow is for me. People love that game, and they've played it for years, and I've never seen it until recently in arcades. And those guys have been playing forever, always pick it, and they love it, and I just never did. And now I don't care. I used to go find games that I loved to play and play them over and over again. but now that I'm trying to compete more and trying to beat more people that know my weaknesses, I've been going and picking games that I don't even like. Know that you don't know. Games I don't even enjoy. This is training at this point. This is like practicing my scales right now. I need to go learn the basics. We used to have a Spider-Man here in the studio. That game is not an issue for us. I love Spider-Man. Um, there's... I could play some Spider-Man. I could play some Spider-Man. There's also, you know, there's only one pinball machine in the world I know that I could walk up to and have a fighting chance against number one or number two in the world, and that's ACDC. Yeah. That is the only game that I know well enough that I'm just like, there, I have a solid fighting chance on that game. Uh, cause the, I just, I can control that damn game. You think Zach's watching right now? You think he's taking notes? Zach doesn't watch this, man. He doesn't care. Zach doesn't like us. He cares, man. Come on, coach. Listen. Come on, coach. What do you got? It's 641. You know? What do you got? Give me a call. How many steps did you take today? Almost. You're almost at 10,000. Almost. I think by the time I walk home, I'll be good. Pinball adds some steps to that. It does. All right, let's bet. All right, let's bet. First to do or Jericho. Do or die or Jericho. Whatever. However you get it. However you get it. First one of one of those wins. Because you won the official tournament. I'll take it. Whoa. Whoa. That's herbal. A little herbal. So if we didn't talk about it before, there are two big, I don't know, wizard modes in this game. Oh, you just gave me rent. I did? Yeah. Oh, you're welcome. Yeah. I think that was all. I think I added on a couple days for items. Awesome. There's two ways to get to the wizard mode. The basic or easier wizard mode is to complete all the marks. That's by getting all the characters and one other one, which is either get your bonus all the way lit up with all your inlanes or also getting bogeys. That's your fifth mark, six things up here. If you do it all in a game, you get a chance at Jericho. In a game or a ball? In a game. Okay, Jericho is a game, but do or die is a ball. Jericho is a game. You get it all in a game. If you get it all done in a ball, you have a chance at a do or die, which is the same shot, but it's up the middle. And it basically starts do or die, and then you have to come down and repeat it. Hit it again to get do or die, which is $35 million. And it is a countdown. It is a countdown as well. Also, Jericho is not a countdown. It is a kind of a wizard mode where everything lights up if you complete stuff. I think it's a million Yeah, if you complete it all it's kind of it's kind of difficult So you really want to go for do or die if possible? But let's go the first one and one of them wins The old dead flip Christmas the over the all over explain that's why it just flips right away. That's why Love you, Internet. All right, so what you want to do is kind of start everything, get it all close to being lit. So I'm going to go for whiplash. I'm going to go for warm jeans. I'm going to go for bogeys. Oh, my God. That was amazing. Beautiful. Crisscross. Crisscross. Oh! How many daters do you have? That was two. That's full of weak Spangbers, huh? Oh, clean. Yo, if you guys know weak Spangber, let us know. Tell them to call us. Tell them to call us. We missed. We've been using this thing. We missed them. Oh, come on, internet. Did we have a chance to meet? I played with him. That's how we got his name. I was in a Pimberg with him. You sure that's the pin point? Yeah. Oh, that fell way longer than that. Spin to win. Woo! Whoa, chopstick. The light. Where are we shooting at, Gaten? Gaten, this isn't a cover. This is a mechanic's outfit so I can work on my motorcycle. Also, it keeps me warm in the snow. Warm machine. It's the warm machine in the snow. So I guess we'll just go for it. If I get War Machine in a Monger and Iron Man and Whiplash, then we're on to it. Then you're straight up doing it. I'm going to catch. I'm going to try that backhand JD was doing. Oh, baby. Yes. A little earlier. Oh, God. Trust. My man. Oh, good trust. You doing this? Earlier. Oh, God. Oh, God. Pounce. Okay, all right. All right. And this is where risk-reward comes in. Risk-reward. That is really hard to say. It is hard to say. Risk-reward. All right, here we go. War Machine. Damn it. Come around, hit it. Catch it. Come my baby, come, come my baby. You're my butterfly, sugar baby. Is that a song? Who sings that? I don't know. 411? Is that 311? No, 911? I don't know. Is that Sugarfly or something fly? Like Sugarfly? Is that that reggae, that bullshit reggae band? Why you gotta be so rude? One. Is this the one? No. Why am I clicking? Wait, I mean, flipping. This is the one. No, first one on Jericho, bro. Yo, Jericho. Snoop and I are one. Click, click. Why you gotta be so rude? Doesn't know I'm human, too. Oh, we got it. What the fudge? Throw your weight into it, kid. That thing was off the ground. We gotta tighten up that tail. Throw your weight into it. We ain't got time to tighten chips. That thing was off the ground, man. Man, listen. Animal. Need some to hit here, folks. Give me something to hit. How about I hit your face? Wow. One everything. You're just in for something. Oh, my God. Wow, that felt good. I mean, I didn't get anything. I did it. There you go. Good stuff, Al. Let's rip out times two. Oh, no. You did it. You did it! I almost did that stupid shit. I almost did that stupid stuff. Alright, you got one light. Now we're gonna... we're gonna BOGO. And try to get our inlanes in the same time. Got my hands up. Oh ho ho ho! Dirty bird. Here we go. Pull it up. Pull up a baby. Pull up a baby. We need multiple ball. Oh, multiple ball is lit too. Alright, there's Ironman. Uh oh. We'll have to remonder. Super pop-bunkers. Hello. Oh boy. There he goes. Man, you want that shot right now. I can't. I can't do it. I couldn't hit it anywhere. You need whiplash and war machine. Something you want to do at the end of your ball is look at your animals up here and make sure you see what you need. Crazy town? Is it crazy town? I hope not. Come on, baby. I thought crazy town was your woman. No, it's white town. White town. So you need whiplash and war machine. I don't know. I forgot what it was. I got it in, actually. There was almost a death punch on there. Hit it, catch it, flip it, drain it, tilt it, tilt it, catch it, drain it. Oh, God. Hit it, flip it, catch it, drain it, flip it, pop it, hit it, love it, ramp it. Oh, fuck. Fudge it. Fudge. Fudge. All right. Any War Machine into Manger? That's what I want. Yo, that was a... There you go. More. More. Oh! What am I doing? That was all moved up for you. I just slipped it. Ah, I didn't get credit for that one. Why you gotta be so true? Oh my god, thank you. Wait, were you in War Machine World of War? Yeah. That kid just needs whiplash and groaning bologna. Whoa! I got that ball back, internet. Don't matter. Don't matter. Don't matter, Duke Explorer. Kill it. Whiplash and drones, huh? Alright. So for, uh, Bogie, might give me some drones. I need a whiplash. You were currently in Fast Story, but I wouldn't have said that. I'm okay with that. Iron Man, oh there he is. I got a bit of juice. All right, all he needs is drones and he's got super died. I don't know if I can get drones when I'm in Whiplash, but I'm just going to... I don't think you can get anything when you're in Whiplash. I'm just going to fling. I'm going to get some good Iron Man points. Fast going. Listen for the drone noises. I don't know if those exist or not. Alright, get past me by a million. This is where you want to be a little safe about a ball. Yeah, you're probably going to want to strap up here and call the Thanksgiving. That was a million for that shot. Now you're going to want some cramps. All right, Iron Man's up. Ooh, a little tip of the... You're going to want some ramps to let your hands last up. There you go. Nice. Oh, there you go. That's on your way to Jericho. Yeah, so I need drones to get to Jericho. And you need drones to get to Geridot. I thought you were a legend. That's fine. Well, alright. Well, how do you do this safely? You don't. I don't think you go for those targets. I think you try to go for the ramps. And you accidentally hit a drone. Informer. Oh, God. Good guess. Informer. Six more drones. No! No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Oh, my God, dude. Fudge! That was going out close. I had to do something. I didn't mean to do it that hard. You didn't have to go out swinging that hard, dude. You had money on the table. But you have only a few drones left before Jericho's ready for you. Yeah, I got one more ball left. There you go. That was a pet. Yeah, we're hurt of all. Come on, War Machine. What you got? I love you. Oh, man. What the hell was that? Do it again. Dude, War Machine is dropping duty on me. Yeah, I just played Iron Man. The War Machine shot at me. It's bad. It is bad. What the fuck? Yo, don't break my stand. I didn't even know that was a game that screamed at me. That was the worst. I can't believe that happened. Also, if you're a little new to this stuff, a lot of new games don't have an actual knocker. A real knocker, yeah. When you get free games, like that loud noise you get when you get free games. The new games, it's like an add-on. It doesn't come with every game. there's a loud noise on the speakers. And sometimes it does not sound right. Alright, we have Jericho ready, kids. We are Jericho prepared. So all you have to do is hold our little bar and you're going to have Jericho. Which, make sure you do. There you go. Why you gotta be so rude? Yo, we're burning. Alright, now I just gotta kick that little area in the spinner. I hate this shot. No, you got it. Boom! One shot. Jared, go come up. Alright, so now I gotta make sure to knock it off of here because it will go right to the doink lane. Here, get it out of there. I'm thinking everything is million plus. Go. Oh, man. You know what? I couldn't have asked for anything better, though. Hey. Hey, you got the Jericho first?