I could be king. I could be king. I could be king. What's going on everybody? Oh, we live, baby. Woo! JP and Parkula's never lose here. Bowen messaged me and said that his plane was an hour late. You can go look at his Twitter. It's ridiculous. But he will be here 50 to 60 minutes late, but that's okay. He's still coming. So that's all that matters. Happiness. Cause we're the best CBJ, big brethren, what's up everybody? I went out and got Bowen a big old honking thing Captain Morgans and a bunch of Coca-Cola for him to drink. So he should be set to get swasted with me. Hopefully. We can all get swasted together. Get all tossed up. Cheers, everybody. You went out to get bone and donut? No. That was great. I was at Papa one time, and I was running around. I wasn't feeling right. You know, I had like a, I don't know, maybe my blood sugar was low. Who knows? And he's eating a donut, and I'm like, phone, where'd you get that donut? And he goes, right here. And he just hands it to me. And I was like, aw. JP, I just got to the studio, man. I haven't had time to try it out. You have trivia at 8? He'll be here at like 6, he said. So we'll see. Should be good. For now, we're just gonna shoot the breeze. Should I rotate the camera more so this isn't here? Yeah, JP, we'll get to it, buddy. Sorry, man. Thank you, though, for working on that. Oh, baby. Yo, how about this mic, though, girl? How about this microphone? Oh. Mystery Mortal. How about Jack and Bowen doing two guys one cup? Wait, what? What am I missing? I'm Eastern Time Zone Jack. Oh, right, CJ. Sorry, dude. I mean, this will be recorded. Here's Bob Bowen. You know it, Brad. What's cracking, buddy? So many mods hides under table. Hey jerks. What's up Scrib? How you doing buddy? Two guys, one pen. Yeah. Darn it Bowen. He'll be here. His flight, so okay, he, first off, there was no plane. Then when he got on the plane, there was no pilot. Then when they finally found a pilot, what the frick is this nonsense? This is VZ Top. Are you unfollowing me? For what reason? I will... you're a man now, I can beat you up without getting in trouble. Um, and then the plane had to wait because they didn't have trapped receptacles or some nonsense like that, but he's in the air. Or landing or something. How about that Tuesday hype though? We get to play some buh buh buh buh Ghostbusters. That helped a little bit. Get to play some Ghostbusters! Sounds trashy. Probably is. It's not his fault this time? Yeah, no kidding. I'm trying to get my office to buy one. Oh, nice. A Ghostbusters or what? JP. I want a Ghostbusters. I mean, I have no interest in buying a brand new pin until, you know, I knew about Ghostbusters. And I was like... And then I saw it and I was like... Now I'm going to play it and I'm going to be like... Take my money. Damn, you jacking your early access to Ghostbusters. Every Stern pin, baby. I get them all. Ghostbusters LE. Yeah, man. I mean, I'm only playing the pro when I go to Stern. But I'm going to ask for a sneak peek of the Elyon Premium. I just want to touch it. I just want to touch it. I just want to get my hands on it. Rub it. Kiss it. So, Brad, yeah, actually, I'm going to put it in the car to at least get it to Stern. We'll see if Vigo can make an appearance. The LEs are sold out, apparently. They only made 500 of those babies. Should you buy a Flight 2000 for a K? I'm not good with pin pricing, buddy. I might go to pin pricing. Remember, Bowen will be here in, um, like 50 minutes. Uh, his flight got delayed. So, um, if you don't want to sit here and talk with me, get the hell out of here and I'll talk to you later. Just make sure you come back and bring popcorn. And, uh, a pen and paper because he will be taking notes when Bowen shows you stuff you've never seen before on this pinball machine. It's 5 already. God, today sucks. Pinball Joe. Today's amazing, sir. What do you mean? Wait. Uncle Carmy? Where do you see Uncle Carmy? Uncle Carmy hasn't been in this stream for like two years, man. Carmine. Carmichael. Is Uncle Carmy here? Lil Jon's here. Split ends. Yo, Uncle Carney! You have a mod store too? Have you done everything with Metallica? I showed you guys every single thing there is on Metallica last night, except for... End of the line. Yo, Stash, what's crackin', buddy? sub goal number to buy Ghostbusters make it high enough to just fight. You know, Big Brethren, that's actually not a bad idea. Be like, do a sub goal to buy, a sub and donation goal to buy Ghostbusters, and then I'll have a plaque or something or a piece of plastic put on the game that has everyone's names on it. That'd be dope. That's a lot of money to raise, though. Holy moly. The most we've ever raised on this show was for the charity stuff that we did for Pinball Outreach Project and Project Pinball. Each of them we raised close to about $2,000 apiece. Well, that's only a two-hour stream. Hell, I'll do another 24-hour. Just kidding. That's never going to happen. No more 24-hour streams. I also showed a lot of... Yo, shut up, Apocalypse. I'm going to get in trouble, dog. I have a really strong feeling that Bowen's going to be doing a lot of death saves also, because he shows that skill a lot in his tutorials. I got a light to illuminate the play field. I'm not going to turn that on just yet. I mean, the almost 300 mil you got, Sparky, Coffin, Great Marker, Seeking and Destroy Black, and yeah, that was dope. But there's a good chance Bowen might be able show it's end of the line. Really all I'm banking on out of this, folks, is to get Bone really wasted and just to have a laugh and good time, because I don't want to take the show too seriously. Any of my shows. Well, obviously, if you're a regular viewer of the show, you know I do not take this seriously at all. It looks pretty pristine. Yeah, he does death saves in a lot of his tutorials, because he's just trying to show you modes, and instead of draining and restarting to get back to where that was, death save to keep the ball going, baby. We're playing all of the new wave hits of the 80s. You're listening to WPBL FM Chicago. I'm Jack Danger. Don't touch that dial. Up next is a song that you probably don't know. Get rekt. Uh, Jaded, I did blackened yesterday on purpose, man. Yeah, Brad, I cleaned her all up, so this game's a rocket ship now. Not blackout job. Oh, there you go, Poculus. I have a guest command, so if you folks ever want to know who the guest is that I have over, I'm going to try to update it, but that is it for Bowen right now. These jams are how it gets ready. for all the hottest jams. He plays in the New Robert Englunds Pinball League. Yeah, he's a great dude, man. When I was new into this hobby, sport, whatever you want to call it, and I immediately started going to big tournaments and stuff, I went to Papa and Pimberg and stuff and immediately latched on to Bowen because he's just like the nicest dude. And he's more than happy to help you. Roy, what's cracking, buddy? Bowen's a little late, so we're just going to sit and chew the fat for a little bit. You know, I should turn these pins on. No time, Bandit. Your name is Fantastic Stern. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Six effing months, man. That's half a year of support. I love you in your face. Ladies and gentlemen, flip your bucks up if you could, please, for Lord Time Bandit. This is a straight box day, yes. I'm trying to get liquored up before I get my ass kicked. This is just vodka. With some salt in it, because I'm an idiot. Ooh, that Williams pin stod up. Yeah, no kidding. I would have subscribed if you were in my time zone dead flip. Ah, mystery mortal, my feels. Right in my feels, baby. Guess I'll have to move. Love Bo and talked to him plenty of times at Papa. Unfortunately, I was nervous to tell him he was one of my idols. Dude, you know what? You know he gets that all the time. You just know he does, right? You just know he does. He has to. Someone subbed either really late last night or really early this morning. Because I saw the notification, but I wasn't sure who... Whatever. I love you. Never seen the non-streaming pins on except for the Xmas party? Taylor Selleck, it's not that these are non-streaming. I've played Stargazer plenty of times. Cabaret is a project pin that we're going to destroy. And Hotshot is our drinking game. So I think next week, what do you say we play some oldies, huh? I will move. We will play. Boom, boom, boom. We'll make a couple of days of Stargazer. We'll stream Cabaret. And then we'll have a day of too much drinking because of Hotshot. I think that works out pretty well. Pretty well. I got to slow down on this. I'm already starting to feel it. G.A. Pinball. What's up, my man? How you doing, player? I'd love to have a Hotshot drinking day. Yeah, Hotshot drinking days are incredible. Actually, so Jaded, one of the original viewers and mods in my channel, built a tilt counting bot, B-O-T. And he built that around the idea of when we were playing, we created our first drinking game off a hot shot. Because it was every time you tilted, you had to take a shot or a sip of beer. when you knock down a bank of targets, sip a beer, you got it in that eight ball saucer, drink some beer or a shot. If you could hit the eight ball skill shot, that's a shot. If you get a Lazarus, which happens a lot, that's a shot. It gets really, really messy really quick, and that's why I love that game for it. $1,000 for a good condition Twilight Zone pinball table, that is a great price, man. TZ's an amazing game. Uh, Jaded, let's not worry about tilts. Unless you want to count fresh Jesper today. Yeah, $1,000 for Twilight Zone in good condition is a great price point. I'm not good with pin pricing, but I know for sure that is a good price. It's my best friend. Sounds like a bad hangover. It is, and it's incredible. Good tune. Jody FJ. I agree. All the jams. All the time. All the time. So Bowen's going to be destroying us on this. It's going to be incredible. I noticed on Tuesday that they were selling it on Monday. Okay. And I want to get a Funhouse table one of these days. is one of my favorites. RLK. There's a fun house, actually we have a couple of fun houses here in Chicago, and they're all in great condition, and the game, I need to play it more, because I'm still not 100% on it. Yes, Bowen is in town, I believe, for a math book thing. That's hard to say. Math book. Sounds like a lift thing. Metallica! New first place Oh, Crevel, yeah. Bowen's gonna be taking high score in spades. It's DNK, good to see you, buddy. Like I said, Bowen is a little late because his flight got delayed, but he will be here, folks. We got some time. Stern is not sending me a Ghostbusters. I'm going to Stern to stream Ghostbusters. And actually, I prefer that, because by going to the Stern factory, that ups the possibility that people that normally wouldn't have come by will come by. So Gary will eventually stop by to yell at you guys, Jody, all the programmers, designers. Hopefully Trudeau is there to play. But you know everyone's going to walk by. We might get some John Borg action. Who knows? Nah, Bone ain't going to cancel. If he does, I'll set up like a... I'll go in Photoshop and cut out a picture of him and put it right here. What are the... How's them bone versus jack? That's right. We are having a competition today. Wow, Roy, that's awesome, man. 99 funhouse was your first pin. That's huge, dude. Watching the stream while waiting for the computer case that I'm going to assemble a system for. Awesome, Renclaw. That's awesome. A.K.A. Goobs. Crackin', buddy. I just saw the playfield art this morning, and they've done an amazing job on the artwork. Dude, System 11, I agree, man. Game looks amazing. So how long until Bowman shows up? I'd say, like, 45, 50 minutes. I'll play a few games while I'm waiting. Driven! Make sure the follow's out. You're too much. Wait. How long is that? Jesus. Water polo, what's crackin'? Guys, the Ghostbusters stream is gonna be so live, I can't wait. Like, I can't wait. I'm gonna, like, have my photo taken with it. I have people who are not video... I'm sorry, pinball people, that are contacting me. They're like, dude, there's like a freaking... There's a Ghostbusters pinball machine? mean? How long's this been around? And I'm like, well, if you'd read the article more, you know, you'd find out that it just came out. A lot of people don't even know pinball machines are still being produced. Speedruns while we wait for Bowen? Means we gotta open up the, uh, I mean, sure, why not? Fuck it. I mean, donate to kids. Yo, Piggy, what's up, player? Eat these wolf guts. Ah, the real wobbly chair. How you doing, buddy? Ha ha, Roy. Are you coming to Lanes and Games, Jack? Speed 1515, where is Lanes and Games, sir? Is that in Texas? Is that in California? Is that in Wisconsin? There's a couple places I'm going. I made a lot of promises to a lot of people lately, and I can't keep my head straight. What is the Ghost Feature hologram thing? Yeah, they created some sort of hologram thingy for the Ecto Goggles. It's pretty rad. But the thing I'm most excited about is the ghost slingshots, which are on the premium in LE. They're slingshots without a solenoid in them. It's only a leaf spring, and there's a magnet in front of each slingshot to control the ball. And it's insane. Oh, God, Ravioli. Oh, during PAX East? Is there a thing? Oh, there's a thing happening out there? I don't know. We'll see. I still have to secure a flight and a hotel for Pax East. I'm kind of dragging my feet on that. Ghostlyshots rule! Pimeno, I agree, buddy. It's going to be freaking insane. I'm over the moon about that. Stern's making the Ghostbusters pin. I see most. Alright, JP, have a good one, buddy. Deadflip, you have to visit Borast if you ever go to Sweden. Mr. Immortal, I would love to go to Sweden. Can you buy me a ticket, and can I sleep on your couch? And do you have a couch? And if you don't, do you like to be big spoon or little spoon? Because I'm pretty loose on the spoon position. Oh, baby. Yeah, man. it's gonna be fun. And streaming from Stern Factory is always a blast. I mean, you get to see all the cool people walking around. Even if they don't stop to play. Like when we did the Game of Thrones stream at the Stern Factory, frickin' George Gomez came in with a giant Hulk toe in one hand and an Optimus Prime in the other and did his damn best to break the glass on the machine and it didn't work. That's no Stepnovus. Stepnovus. Welcome to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up for Stepnovus, please. Twitch did not show that, by the way. That did not show up in the Twitch thing. Folks, flippers and butts, please. If you could, get them up. Up and up and up and up and up. Show some love in chat. If you have butts, you need to be shown. Maybe some flip pops. That was so weird. It showed on stream, but it did not show in chat, which is a little disheartening. Sneaky, if you will. Oh, it did show up? Okay, I'm an idiot. What are you streaming from CERN? I'm streaming on Tubestake. Is that a day of the week, Tubestake? Bears are even better. Lead on code is Dwight Sullivan. Yep, Dwight's the shit. They just did a little teaser stream from the Stern Facebook of Dwight playing Ghostbusters, trying to get the code ready for me. Now remember, and this is something I stressed when we did the Game of Thrones stream at Stern. Goran, let me get back to that in one second. is that the code is beta, alright? So you're seeing, like, you know when World of Warcraft opens up the freaking test servers and you mess around and you're like, man, these numbers are all screwed up, this game's... No. It's all about function. Nothing's fine-tuned yet. So just watch it, enjoy it, it's going to be great. You're going to be hearing the sounds, you're going to be seeing animations, all the call-outs, it's going to be amazing. He highlighted your show too? Oh, nice, Roy. Good to know. Goran, I can't talk any more about the show until I sign some papers, which we're in the middle of doing right now. So you'll know more about the TV show next week because we had a little lawyer back and forth that we had to do. So hold tight. It's going to be great. Dr. Horabrew. HD Buds. Yeah, Bowen's plane was a little delayed, so he'll be here shortly. Right now we're just having chat time with Jack Danger. NBA, NBA. Yeah, I know, dude. Seriously, Brad. I got a little overzealous with saying way too much stuff, and the hammer came down. He was like, shut your freaking mouth if you want to show-soldier, asshole. I'm like, I'm sorry, Mom. I'll never do it again. Yeah, we're going to be playing the pro. Dude, the new Captain America looks like it's going to be great. Spider-Man showing up at the end. Take my money, please. Underused. Take my money. Dude, take all my money. Typical cliffhanger answer. Tune in next week when you find out what is actually going on with Deadflip's TV show. That and will he ever get rid of that rash and itchy feeling in his nether regions. More on Deadflip. Same flip time, same flip channel. Pinball this weekend in Logan? Um, I could probably play some pinball this weekend. Yeah, System 11. I was a little, touch, touch bummed about that, but I'm going to see if there is a way for me to go play with that. I also have some, like, cool, have you ever been a radio host? No. The cool thing about the ghost slings is this, alright? The ghost sling was an idea that someone was playing with, and it was just like this toy thing someone built that was just sitting off to the side that they didn't know what to do with. And then they're like, crap, this would be great on Ghostbusters, like, a year later. Let's use that thing. I am going to go to Stern and drop some knowledge on some little things I've been dreaming up. Pinwiz. It was great meeting you at replay last year, man. This year's going to be even better. I have a... The Deadflip stickers are ready for Texas Pinball Festival, if any of you are going. Which is in like freaking, I don't know, five days or something? When is that? It's on like the... What's the date today? Like six or seven days. Ah, thanks Pig, I appreciate it. Pig no fool. Raising legs for tall people needs to happen. Tater salad, amen. I have a handicap. I'm too tall for pinball machines. You know who needs that is my boy freaking, uh, uh, nevermind. I forgot his name. Todd McCullough. He's like 7'9". And he plays pinball. yeah exactly Tommy exactly except for they can control the magnets better so if they want the ball to like bounce off the slingshot come back stop dead on the table and keep hitting the slingshot they can control that if they want to drive it between the slingshots and control it like that they can do whatever they want it's insane I want to see how the hologram looks too Goran I'm hoping to get a little behind the scenes peek at some of that stuff and I'll report back to you if that's cool Won't go up a handicap to his call back Yeah, Todd always looks uncomfortable man. He's always wearing flip-flops to Garno I haven't seen I've only seen our work I've never seen the machine in person, but I'll make sure to take a lot of like selfies with it I gotta work out baby. Look at this freaking got like four chins here I do not know what Pentagogo is, but I'd love to go Sounds amazing It's like a 70's laughing sort of pinball thing Once upon a time A good voice for a Disney storyteller, I'll take it man Crevel This is a story of a little man named Crevel, who's I had a brain fart Let me go to the bathroom Deadload, see if you can get some signed flyers to give away on the show. Oh, that's a great idea. Yo, System11D, message me that, please. Yeah, Bowen's just running late, guys. He's just running late. So don't get upset. Don't get scared. Just old daddy danger here until whatever. The GP leak was real, but it didn't... I don't think it hurt. No, there's no way it could hurt. You can't leak Ghostbusters and have it hurt the sales. If anything, people were putting money away early on. They're like, shit, I gotta get out of this. This is real? My man. Give me the game. Give me the game. Dude, snowboarder, and a happy freaking Friday to you, too. Sometimes I'm late when there's a line at the massage. Father. Evil Chief Elwynn, how the hell are you, sir? Good to see you, playa. Bone is late and I need to work. Guess I'll watch tonight. Alright, buddy. Remember, this is all recorded, so don't even stress. Wonko, Comcast will never be a problem again. Someone showed me something magical. Something magical that could have been... Yo, you want to know what happened? Anyway, I'm not even going to get into it. Like, I can't even talk about Comcast without, like, I can feel my blood pressure rising. Am I turning green yet? Dangerous mash! Dangerous mash! Okay! Evil Keith Elwin, who are you really and when can we make out? Who showed you that? I want to know. The Comcast thing? I got a secret guy in the tech department now. I don't want to say his name and get him in trouble, but dude fucking hooked me up. Donate to kids. It's called the shotgun. By the way, folks, a quick side note. I just want to say thank you all for your support through subscriptions, follows, and donations, and just watching the channel. But outside of throwing money at me, which you should all do, there is a link down below for Extra Life. And if you literally want to donate to kids, click that link, donate some money, help out a good cause. I've had a link for Extra Life on my channel ever since I've been streaming. And we've been able to raise a crap load of money for children's charities. and it's been really rad and I love you guys and everyone that has donated your freaking rock stars do some good stuff I love you guys and bugs and also don't forget the bugs Bone's going to show up right when I have to leave Bone's going to show up when I've had too much vodka I asked Bone what he drank and he said that he likes Captain and Coke So I went out and got a giant handle of Captain Morgan and some Coca-Cola. And he doesn't like beer as much, but he also likes Fireball and Coke. So I got a bunch of Fireball and some cocaine. I can only assume that's what he was talking about. I can't wait to see that dude all hyped up. It's going to be great. In before Bowen shows up. You're already here. You've done that. You're in before Bowen shows up. Yeah, when do we, when do I get a, you know what I need to do is do the, do like the cool, the pinball raffle thing that Pinball Outreach Project does or Pinball Joe does. But instead of for charity, it's just, it's just so you guys get a pin and I get a pin, right? cocaine I like weed or knobs while playing 8 ball yeah baby doing an 8 ball off of 8 ball Jody knows what's up doing lines off the play field glass like back in the day you need to shave and get a haircut you damn hippie All the machines are on. Yeah, Z-dubs. Bling, bling, bling. Dr. Roxo is my homie. He's my spirit animal. Oh, Garrett, that's beautiful. No Bowen. Cute. Bowen's on his way. His flight was delayed. So we're just having in between two sterns a fun little talk segment that I just created just now. So what's everyone's favorite? What's everyone's favorite? I'm over it. The joke is lost. The joke is lost. I'm feeling pretty good. That's a new show title, Between Two Sterns. I'll do it. It's the Deadflip Talk Show. What's everyone's favorite comedy movie? I should set up a talk show. Like, Between Two Ferns. Are you ready for 20 plays? What? What? I'm ready for Bowen to just absolutely annihilate me. Let's see, did he message me? Twitter, 6 minute wait on for Greenline. 15 minutes total. Oh, shit! He's on his way. Guys. He's coming. Okay, here we go. What are your thoughts on Ghostbusters? I think it looks beautiful. So, at 5.24, which was like just a few minutes ago, He said six minute wait for the green line 15 minutes total and I said, what should I say? I'll take a photo everyone. I need you to smile, please We're taking a selfie fucking smile come on let's go I just turned my phone off. Smile. Good job guys, good job. all great. I can't believe he's taking the green line. Um, where the hell is he coming from? Side note, the last freaking line you want to be taking ever in Chicago is the green line. The green line right where you meet my studio, from there to downtown, the green line is great. The second you go one stop over or even further away from my studio in the other direction, you're dead. If Bowen's coming from O'Hare, you take the blue line. That's the only line. How the hell did he even get to a green line? I don't know. Guys, I'm already drunk. In a world where one man drank too much vodka and hit a microphone with his sunglasses that he's wearing inside, this is the Deadflip Story. Rip Bowen. Good night, Noney Buddy. Oh, shit, MooBot with the Reddit page. Crap, I forgot about that. I gotta update it. Blue to green, duh. Maybe he's colorblind. Colorblind. Let's hear it for colorblindness, ladies and gentlemen. It's real, and it's here. I know some animator designer friends of mine that are... $10 from HMS Blowfly says, Just because there's something about you. HMS, you are a crazy, crazy great supporter of the show, man. and I can't thank you enough, brother. Holy crap, thank you. I love you. Can I get some flip pops up in chat, please? From my boy HMS. Cheers to the weekend, McNugger-ter. McNuggetor. McNuggetor. All right, we got it. We said it correctly. I love you. Thank you. Take the plaid line. That'll get you all fuzzed up. Girl, all fuzzed up. I need like commands on this thing to be like flip hop, flip hop, yeah. Is your name Bowen Kerins? I got a message from my boy Keith Owen. Stop playing pinball. Keep the change you filthy animal. I think we need more donation and subsounds. I think so too, Pinball Wiz. I think so too. But what's gonna be here any minute and it's gonna be great. Wait, oh snap. Silver Ball 73. What's going on, buddy? Winnie Demon. Alright, guys, he's coming. And then when he's here, do you think Bowen's going to want to listen to the game? Or is he going to want to listen to hot new wave jams? I have to stick my nose deep into the diaper to get excited. Whoa! Evil Keith Elwin, what a player. Where do all the mods come from? Yeah, we got mods in here, baby. I think I need to make a few more mods. Just for the sake of keeping the channel safe for the nerds. Might order a Metallica Pro soon. Chasm, you won't be disappointed, buddy. You won't be disappointed. What can you tell me about Bowen that Google can't? Well, he likes donuts. type exclamation point guest he writes math textbooks we could always crowdfund machines for Jack I have no problem with that I have zero problems with that crowdfund pinball machines yes please I need to say that we're live right Cool. All right, BK. Oh, jackpot. Silver Ball 73 with the $10 says more donation sounds. Here you go. Viva N-E-P-L, the New Robert Englunds Pinball League. My man, thank you for the support, brother. I love you. Ladies and gentlemen, flip-flop love, if you could, for Silver Ball 73. You know what? I've got to come out to one of your guys' league nights sometime in New Robert Englunds because I want to see what the mood is like when Bowen shows up. Where everyone's like, yeah, we're having fun. We're playing pinball. Oh, shit. Bowen just showed up. Like, all right. Shut it down. I'm not playing anymore. I'm over it. Crap, honey. Pinball. What could go wrong? Yancy. Oh, buddy. What a player. Dude, silver ball. I love you, buddy. Thank you so much, man. Hart. nice slippers. The Donut Giver sounds like a nice guy. He's a great guy. He's like a mega genius. And he's also like the sweetest dude ever. Alright, here we go. This is for Twitter guys! We're live! Exclamation point. Photo. Great job! You did great. Twitch.tv Dead underscore flip. Awesome. Put like a hashtag in here. Hashtag blessed. Hashtag too much booty. That's for Bowen. Nailed it. Cough, Magic Girl, cough. Guys, Yancy. Yeah. Oh, you know what, Jaded? You're right. That is true. I didn't think about that. That did happen. Brad200X. I'm actually still trying to get that game on the show. And we're really close to making it happen. Your Twitter game is on point. Aw, stash. Hashtag no pants. Hashtag been there, done that. Hashtag sunglasses inside Hashtag puke nasty Yeah puke nasty showed up For whom the belt was You know what, System Eleven, though, that game is so beautiful. I got to have my hands on it. I was briefly designing some animations for it. It was so freaking good. And some of the mechanisms that they built for that game... John Papadu copyrighted so many things that were original on that game that the fact that they're not going to be... He needs to sell those ideas to other pinball manufacturers because he's going to make a damn killing. For instance, are you ready for this? Actually, I don't know if I'm even allowed to say it. Shouldn't you be warming up? I am. I'm drinking vodka. And I'm wearing a hoodie. I don't need to warm up for Bo and Karen. Who's this pleb coming in playing pinball? One of the cool mechanisms... See, I don't know if this is inside information or not, so I'm afraid to even talk about it. He can't afford this, too? $25 from Her 71. No message. Hirsch, say something in chat. You are a monster. Hirsch71, thank you for your donation, you sexy son of a biscuit. I love you. Holy crap. Can I get some flip-flop love for Hirsch71, please? You're a monster, and I want to make out with you. Do not be fear. Do what I have to do. Hirsch71. Alright, here's what his message would have been. Jack, your show is crap. Shut up and take my money. Shut it down. Sell all your equipment and never come back. I love you, buddy. Smooches. Smote! Flip that shizzle. Nice flippers. McNuggetor. Guys, thanks for the support today. Are we crowdfunding a pinball machine right now? Because this is pretty great. Oh, Roy, I'm quite aware, sir. I worked with him briefly on Magic Girl. Okay. Your show is crap, but Bowen's there. Yo, that's what I was looking for, baby. My man. Make sure to take Bowen out to a nice steak dinner with us. Your show is crap, but Bowen's there, so here's the money. Oh, man. Yo, that's huge. I love you. Okay, so one of the coolest things I saw in that game, outside of the unique shape for the backbox, which was amazing, and it was just subtle enough that it would still fit in the lineup, but you could look at it and go, that was a J-pop game. That was a Zidware game. The leg bolts were unique. They were pointed a little bit, which seemed super dangerous. But one of the coolest things I saw was a pop-up spinner. It was the coolest thing I think I'd ever seen in pinball. There's like a troll pop up, but it was a spinner. Holy crap it was amazing. Jurness 1979. How are you sir? I hope you're well. I'm well too. I'm just waiting for Bowen to get out. I'm hoping Bowen makes it here alive is sort of my thing. This neighborhood, Deadflip Headquarters. It's okay, maybe not the safest place after about 6 o'clock. Melonface69. There were 69 other people ahead of you who need to be destroyed so you could just be melon faced. Unless you really like that number, which, you know, a lot of people do. Try Yarny. Yarny. That's my favorite band. Yarny? No? Anybody? tater salad you son of a bitch thank you for reminding me tater salad can you private message me something about that plez please please please I gotta remember that I'm drinking vodka and waiting for Bowen to show up I'm getting wasted waiting for Jack to leave the room and come back on his knees dressed as an imposter Bowen hey everybody my name is Bowen Cares I'm gonna show you guys how to play but it's not like a pitbull Looks like Jax in the bathroom is sick right now, so we're going to play for half an hour. I'm going to go check out a blader, and then maybe we'll play together. And then I'll come back and be like, ah, Bowen got sick too. He's in the bathroom. I'll keep playing. Apoculus, it's not that dangerous around here. CBJ, I'm still thinking about that, man. Hold up, Jax, you animate? Yeah, Rage. That's what this space is. It's an animation studio. Woo! I'm drinking Jack Daniels. Bowen's going to be drinking some Captain and Coke when he gets here. One like me. One time my F.P. rank was 69 true story. Garrett, if only you could, like, lock that in and be like, I'm done. No one's allowed to beat me? I'm not going to play anymore? We're done. Well, I'll be a son of a monkey's uncle. He makes all the emotes, too. Oh, thanks, Rage. Yeah, man. You know what that is? Jet flip. Yeah, buddy! Come on up to the third floor. Ladies and gentlemen, The man of the hour is here. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, Bo and Karen's right here. So here's the mic looking at you, or the camera looking at you. Playfield, this thing's capturing everything. Wow. Be it close and sexy as you want or as far away as you want. It's a snowball. Snowball works great. Snowball one or snowball two? This is the one with the fancy switches on the back. Oh, okay. Snowball two came after snowball one died. Aw. Second cat. I get it. It's a Simpsons reference that I did not get. It's an old show. I don't think it's even on anymore. Have you played Metallica yet? I have. Fantastic. It's a wonderful game. You did a tutorial on this actually. I don't remember that. Okay. I recently cleaned this with some Novus, so it's going to punish us. We've also got, like, if you feel inclined, we have a soundboard here too. It is. What was that last one? This is remixed really well. Oh, God. Um, these here control the stream, so if you want to like scratch your ass, hit this really hard and it covers us up. This is full screen on us. This is gameplay. Boom. There it is. Oh, so when we're seeing you playing the game and you can't actually see anything? You were on like... Oh yeah. Cover it up. Cover it up. Can I touch it? What up, Crevel? Um, so, alright. I said I was going to leave this up to you. I don't care. Do whatever you want. Let's not listen to the game and just listen to some hot jam and play some games. Sure, sure, whatever. So, really quick, how long are you here for? I'm here as long as you are. Oh, shit. 24 hours? Damn. All right, guys, 24 hours. I'll do whatever you want to do. Cool. I mean, I got no plans. I haven't played pinball yet, so I can't work at the hotel. Do you have, like, greats and cool maps? I have to, we're going to watch an episode of Survivor tomorrow. Oh, baby. As part of the math course. Are you going to like a school to do that? Yeah, it's at Walter Payton. Oh, nice. That's sort of downtown. Yeah, that's sort of downtown. It's a beautiful looking building. Yeah, I've known a couple of teachers who work there, and there's like 30 teachers coming from the area all to learn from each other. Oh, no, they didn't. I can then do a little math. Do a little math? Yeah. a little math get down tonight. I like it. Thank you. Thank you so much for coming in. Rocking his pinball outreach project, Jerry. I actually almost wore that today. Equal opportunity. Yeah, you have to. I love them all. Pinball outreach. It's amazing how much that's going on. Yes. You're a part of that. Project pinball. I've done stuff. Whatever. The extra life stuff also So it was like a link that we've always had at the bottom of the stream also. For at any point, if people don't want to throw money at an idiot, they can donate money to literal kids if you want to. And it works out pretty well. When do you say that it comes up? Donate kids. Yeah, followed up by some swearing or previs. That's a swear word? Yeah. Oh, okay. Except for I'm not putting money in it. Everyone else is. That works pretty well. I get to swear. You get to pay for it. Not really going to change your habit. Yeah, right. No, no, no. What are you drinking? This is just straight vodka. I'm trying to not drink beer anymore. TV show's right around the corner and I gotta... Sorry, what's that? TV show. I sold a TV show. What? This is what helped me sell it. Will they play cabaret instead? I sure hope so. This is what helped me sell it for sure. So I actually got in trouble for talking about this pretty much. I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit. No, sorry. So it's three agencies got involved and were bidding against each other. They're like, we need this, okay? And they're all like, I know, like, this network wants this, this network wants this. Two people at the same network that were like, yes, we want this. And then one of the agencies was like, we don't want your show. We don't give a crap about that. We want you to be the host of a game show. Yes. On this one network. Yes. And I was like, that's ridiculous. Yes! Um, so, because that wasn't like what I was shooting for, it sort of caught us by surprise. But, um, we're moving forward with the two other people that want me in the show that I've developed. But we're still tossing this other place to see like what we can do with the game. It's sort of a mix of the game and the game itself. Yeah, it would be, I did one thing that like, you know, Bob Barkham, like, uh, Ladies and gentlemen! Yeah, you, uh, no, it's, okay, he gets a chance. That's a Dean Rayburn microphone. Y'all right, I'm sorry. Damn, what was that show? I've been watching like old game shows on, it's like a network called Buzzer. Buzzer's awesome. Buzzer's incredible, man. I fall asleep to that every night. And it's like, here's Alex Trebek when he was 21. Hosting High Rollers? Yeah, exactly. It didn't last very long. He was drunk on half of it. Oh, it was amazing. Actually, pretty much every game show in the 70s, everybody was drunk. Yeah, and it worked out. I intend on being pretty drunk on my TV shows as well. Well, the TV show that I developed is, originally it was like, I wrote this cool thing about traveling the states and playing pinball. And then after a while I was like, maybe that won't work so hot. I like pinball, I would probably watch that. Like your uncle probably wouldn't watch it, like my wife wouldn't watch it. So I... What are you saying? I'm just saying about quality and the... I'm just saying about the quality and the... I'm going to say, I'm going to say, tip on the crowd, I'm going to, I'm going to make this really quick. It's gonna be great. That was the most amazing thing I've ever heard. Yeah. Sorry guys. You got screwed. Oh, the air horn's not working. Mr. Shin, that's what you need. You need a losing horn. Someone did build me a new sound board that I have to use. That will integrate that in the future. Because I used to have this little hole on the screen used to be that video clip that I would just play. used to be that video clip that I would just have to manually come over here. Oh you do that? Okay. Nice. Now, uh, a sun board does get pretty annoying so I have to like keep it out of the way when I have people over. They're like, what? You can come over here and just turn it off? I'll just put the button on there. Screw these buttons. DMH. I gotta work them into this somehow. Screw these two buttons here. I got twelve buttons now. So, alright, how this works on the show when we're battling is, uh, we'll play the first game of Fist of Cups. Uh, whoever gets knocked out first gets to drink all the liquor. Um, so we're gonna play our first game. Doesn't mean anything, it's just to see, uh, it's like, feel it out, who gets to go first. Winner of the match always goes first in the next game. So if I win, I get nothing and I have to go first in the next game? Absolutely. Absolutely. So, uh, but then after that it's just a point back and forth, and then at the end of it, we usually are too drunk to remember who won, so it doesn't fucking matter. I've never seen you score like that. No, God. It's usually off screen when I'm making tallies, and after, like, three tallies, I'm just like, I can't even bother. Is there a bonus now where values are doubled? Oh, baby. I usually do that if someone is crushing the other person. Just, like, it's always at the end of it, it's like, okay, for all the marbles, it's one or two. Yeah, exactly. You're welcome. Damn it. Okay. Let's kill this, man. All right, dude. You know what you're doing. So, uh... Alright, well, song choice is very important. Absolutely. So, uh... So, you have to make sure you pick exactly what you want to listen to for the entire game. You're going to be stuck listening to this song for a long time. Yeah. Do I push the button? Yeah. You don't have to explain what you're doing. Okay, I won't then. I want that. Ha! But if you want to, do you. It's so easy. I usually just say it if I'm like sharing after saying it 99 times. Yep. Well. Ah! No! Ah! No! Ah! You know it, baby. Ooh. Yancy, what's cracking, buddy? Mookie, Mookman, everyone's here. Let's go, wiener knobs. Wiener knobs. This is your fault, man. You need a jersey immediately. Well, I'm told it's already being prepared. Oh, it's going to be made? Yeah, it's kind of ridiculous. It reminds me of a couple years ago, somebody posted, like, I just met Bowen F. and Karen. And my sister made a shirt. It's like, I'm Bowen F. and Karen. You know what it is? I was a little saying, my actually isn't as awesome as I'd like it to be. It's sort of anagramic. No, your anagram sucks. Crank J? Crank. Crank it. Crank it up. What the fuck? Oh, also, um, sorry, I don't give a shit. Uh, donate to kids, right? Make sure you're donating, guys. Um, we have no ball saves. No extra balls. Outlines up. The way it should be. And, um, I really wish pinball machines were adjustable with, like, pneumatic legs to come up to my height so I didn't have to lean over so much. Like, why can't we have just an up and down switch? There is. It's right here. It's a ton of them. Oh, damn it. Found it. Yeah, right. The permanent. All right, here we go. So obviously, Master of Puppets is the worst one. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I mean, best of worst. Woo, key drive! Rocket ship, man. It's like Utah. Damn! What the dope? Evil key delving. What's up, buddy? Why are you trying to spell pick? Trying to get it. I did black it on purpose. Yeah, Snake! And it blew my mind. It blew my mind. Is that great? Dig a hole in the floor. Is that the hell? Dig a hole in the floor. For, uh, because it's too tall. Fuck you, game! Yes! Take it, game. Sipping on that bonkers wine? That's right, another anagram for Bowen Kerins. Alright, left flipper in. Didn't work. What, what was that even physically possible? The backhand ramp on Metallica, not a thing. What is this? I'm the guy for nine months in a row, brother. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Slippers and butts up, if you could. Show some love. Yo, right here. Nine months, dude. We officially, we have a child together now. Nine effing months. Holy moly. You're going to have to pay for the rest. some very... The child support is too much. I might have to... Does it feel warm in here? It's a little warm in here. Prove it. And he dances. What's up, baby? What's up, baby? We're going for sparking here, ladies and gentlemen. Ready. Oh! So, um, that's called the on-purpose Lazarus. Uh, nailed it. What the frick? Where did that bounce off of? Everywhere. That dug deep. That dug crazy deep. You got some explain... Jack with the little... What? Lady Justice, yeah. I know, baby. Ranch all day. Ranch all day. So now we need to hit some, uh, frickin' kick. Until that skid light comes on. Who can ever make a left ramp? with the left slipper. Yeah, I wanted to do it on purpose to act like I did that on purpose. They're all coming back. They're all coming on. Everybody. Everybody. There you go. Thank you. I need it all. All right, so we need that left ramp. Right. No, that wasn't even close. That wasn't even close. Come on, baby. So are you going to Papa this year? What? Are you going to Papa? What kind of question is that? I don't know. Okay, I would always go to Papa, forever and always. But unfortunately, I think I still am going to Papa. But MGC is happening at the exact same time. Why do they do that? It's stupid. It's so stupid. But MGC is maybe the most fun I've ever had at a pinball anything ever until replay effects showed up. MGC is pretty good. Yeah. It's incredible. I've heard. I've never been. It's just, it's all, it's, like, I don't even think there's anything gaming-related being talked about. It's just drinking and partying with all your friends. It's a good time. It's pretty great, yeah. So it's the back alley of Papa. Absolutely. It is the back alley of Papa. Yeah. But, no, I'm going to Papa. Competing in A. And about to get spanked, for sure. You're better than you think you are. No, thank you. Yeah, right. Something, I think this tilt needs to be reassessed. Come on, baby. What the hell are you doing? Control would be awesome. Control would be awesome. Last minute, last minute. Last minute, 300,000 jackpots. That's all I need. Worth every risk I took there. Every single risk. Bounce it over. Yeah, all of the live events I've been doing, dude, the people we've converted into pinballers have been out freaking standing. Yeah, man. It's great. It's just visible. And we're talking about TwitchCon. Oh, that's going to be... All of these... We're getting 15 pinball machines at TwitchCon. Good lord. And it's going to be in the way of everyone walking around, so people have to look at me playing pinball, yelling at them to get them to come over. One game per aisle. Yeah. You trying to get by? Yeah. You got to beat me first, buddy. Texas Pinball Festival. You got this. Dude. Texas Pinball Festival is flying me out, which is ridiculous. Damn. I love that. Yeah. I'm like a featured attraction. I'm going to be doing commentary with Mr. Nate Shivers. Nate Shivers, if you don't know, ladies and gentlemen. Coast to Coast Pinball. One of the many pinball podcasts that are happening right now. Thank you for your tutorials, Stash. Yeah, Stash is actually a pinball streamer also. Yeah, we've got a lot of people starting to stream on this website. It's pretty great. You just thought I'd have your best game ever just now? It's all about not doing that. Oh, you son of a death-saving piece of crap. Yeah, you got Crank It Up ready to go. Oh, I'm screwed. Naked shivers? He has naked shivers. That sounds like... Wait, can we go and chat right now, Paranormal? We have Twitch staff in here. Oh, crap. Am I in trouble? Good stuff. Yeah. What? Why are you in trouble? I'm not. What happened? What happened? They just like to stop by. Who's calling me? How did he not danger? That's my wife. Oh, no, Nancy. Hey, how are you? Good. Is she watching? You're on TV. Say all the terrible things. Yeah, sit. Yeah, I was trying to call and say hi before I lost you to the earth. And there it is. So hi, how are you? Because it's funny? It's funny? I don't think Jack knows. First Poetics thing to stop inviting. I don't think the chat knows that you take over my chat. Oh, no. Oh, no. Half the time you think it's me chatting with you, it's actually her. You are right on, dude. Yeah. Hi. All right, what am I supposed to do? Hey, somebody tell me what the rules are in this game. Is that good? I don't know. Why? I love you. Bye. Nancy. Now what? Now I can't get off the phone because I've got both hands busy. This is hands-free. I can take it if you need it. This is hands-free, right? Nancy? No, she's gone. Nancy, I'm sorry. She's long gone. Twitchcast said there's going to be so much pinball at TwitchCon that they'll be in the bathrooms. Oh, dear. Is that good? or is there going to be zingy-dingy in the bathroom? Man, if I could get my hands on a zingy-dingy. No, don't you do that. I'm not sure anybody really wants to do that. Yeah, I agree. Oh, man! Zingy-dingy. What? Oh, there's only one zingy-dingy? Yeah. Just a very high-pitched zingy-dingy. Oh, man. Super! Is Bowen calling it his lifeline already? Hey, hey, hey! That's why the call only lasts for 30 seconds. What a champion. I love you, buddy. Dropping a bomb while dropping a bomb. Zing-a-bing-a-ling-bang-a-bunga. Ah! Shit! Oh! Nope! Double scoring! Yeah, David. 20 seconds. Wow. Double scoring. Double, double scoring. The jack-fucking-pot? Yeah, except you're not going to hear that. You're not going to hear that, are you? Oh, there it is. Ah, it's over it. What? How dare you? Sir. Wait. How dare you? Hey, little Joe. What's going on, dude? Joe Saiz, one man. Joe. Joe is one of the men. He's one of the men. What do we got here? What do we got? 52? Son of a... I'm afraid to catch it yet. All right. All right. Now... Zappos! Boom! Wait, what? That was, that walk by was like 30... That was Mr. Zappos? The Zappos. Jerry Zappos, the New Hampshire Zappos. Oh, the New Hampshire Zappos. Not so many Zappos. We're talking fancy people here, folks. So the thing you gotta do when Crank It Up is lit is like put it into the Crank It Up slot. I never am able to hit that thing on purpose. And if you have trouble hitting it from one side, you can step the back here. No, I'm just kidding. I can't do that. It's a pain in the... Blip 69! What?! Alright, what are we picking? For whom the bell tolls. It's a good head-to-head rule for Crank It Up. Oh really? To decide where you're going to be. The other player gets to pick the few that would do it. Chicago Hobbs for 10. What? Thank you for being here. Your membership to the league. Your amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, Clippers and Butts up. How do I Chicago Hobbs? How do I stop stopping right now? There we go. Oh, you did. Do that again. Ah, for free. Free. Yikes. What? Good shake. No. It's all good. That should not have gotten old. That was good, though. I guess you deserved that. You deserve it. Oh shit. Alright, so. Come back, come back. Alright, here we go. Son of a bitch. Ten months, I didn't even realize I had a sub button for ten months. I talked to somebody on the airplane about his favorite pinball machine. What did he say? Fireball. Ooh, that needs to be a, I want to go to different bars and come up with pinball related shots. Well, what's cool is like. one was like edible so we could like spray it on shot glasses. You meet somebody who has a big recollection of pinball. They always have like this story about the one game they played. Oh, it's like my dad had it. They don't remember the name of the game, they just remember like the features. So you hit a clown on it and you're like, oh god, okay, well, that could be anything. They had a hole that you could put the ball in, and then if you put the ball in the hole, another ball would come out. And then you could have more than one ball at the same time. And then you go, no, that's not a thing. You've been lying to yourself. And I told him it was probably a bad thing. Oh, yeah. Oh, please. Oh, no! Oh, no, I'm going down! Coming back, baby. Let's go. Oh, no! No, you mother-in-law! You're the outling of this game. All I had to do was collect that shit. The day of. May is coming up, Jed. Look, what does that mean? Close the good bells. It's going to be May. 78 to 62? That's a good score. Alright, so we got Bowen going first. What? That's my reward? That, unfortunately, you know I never really thought about that and no one ever takes advantage of it though. It's like people don't throw it. This tournament is terrible. Well it was free. I will not come back and I will not vote on this for the next circuit. Wait, do we have the same phone end case? Damn near. No, you got Otterbox. I got, I got... Oh, you had to show your little, like, the, uh... I got El Seco Otterbox. ...the little, uh, Apple icon there. I just picked this thing up. Too much. Too much foam. Alright. If you're falling, then one man can handle it. Foam versus danger! Okay! Here we go. Alright, we're just gonna make shots. Shots. Shots per shot. Shots, shots, shots. So, that is what we use Hot Shot for, actually. We only stream that game when we're having a drinking problem. So it's like clearing a big target is a shot, tilting is a shot, lashing is a shot, skill shots, hitting the saucer, all those are shots. It gets sloppy real quick. Ah, nice. Okay, is there such a thing here? Um, yes. Let's figure something out. Guys, how do we drink to this game? Outside of just drinking. Whenever someone picks crank it down. Crank it down for the spot. But you have control over that. So I think Draining is a shot. Draining is a shot. Ninja Hookah, what's up darling? Good to see you. Thank you for stopping by. Oh, Snake! If you guys want to know who this guy is, type !guest in chat and it'll give you a brief rundown of when he gave me a donut. Was it a good donut? I was having like a weird blood sugar problem. I think you might have saved my life. No, you were in the tournament finals that day, right? Yeah. It was like C-Division finals or something. Little Ex-Elepcoph took my ass out. Well, what a champion. I've been there. He's like, my favorite game is the Banzai Run. Let's go play. I'm like, damn it. My favorite game is everything. Now he's just a monster. Every nice freaking shot. Every multiball-taken shot? What? Well we don't know what our nice freaking shot is. That's true. There's no callouts. Good. Yeah, bad shot there. Rage, I think it's only activated if you are a subscriber. I love this. Rage. What? If you want to play a chat, you gotta pay to play it. What's rage? Because I'm a seller. Oh yeah, well yeah. Rage 2. Yes. TF. TF. TF. TF. TF. TF. TF. TF. TF. TF. TF. TX, TX. Oh man, that's what I need to get in here. So, what we're trying to do with this place is clean out the animation portion of it, build up with pins, turn it into a co-op, because this... Before you leave, man, I'm gonna show you the new armor of this place. It's gonna just explode your brain. Thank you, brother. This is something I want to build immediately. Yeah, cool, we fixed the end of that after five minutes. There you go, this is bonus here. Blah blah blah. And you got this. Wanna do the crank it up shot. Crank it down? What? Crank it down is such a waste of everything. Like two shots in any crank it up mode beats crank it down. Yeah, but crank it down is funny. I remember discovering that, I was like going through them and then it wasn't highlighting on the front. I was like, what? I thought I came across a secret or something. It's like you're a surprise villain. You're like, what? You fucked up. Good. Move it. Frickin' snake. Come on, snake. Get in your snake hole. Get in your snake hole. Man. I said let me in a self-addressed camp. Is that mean he's going to get sick? Oh, for seven? Son of a... Uh, no, cool. The problem with our internet was a, uh, an overlooked problem because there was, like, steel and plastic or something outside on the bottom. So people didn't want to open it up. Well, what'd you do that for? I have no idea. So you magicals moved the plastic outside. Why can't I shoot the snake? Thanks, Mr. Buckets. There you go. He's nice. Brad says he's got the worst in five million in crime. Yes. I have my word. My word crank it up is 1 million 1,000 Whenever my wife and I play the requirement is great every time somebody starts parking Drink during the animation Well, we found that when you speed run pinball machines It's a completely different way of thinking about pinball because you want to like tilt and dangerous stuff And if you have the ball stuck on Sparky, if you danger the machine, it will skip the animation and release the ball. Oh, that's some creepy bullshit. Yeah. And when we're running like Koby, Ashton, and Maru on Star Trek, TILTING becomes very important on skipping through notes. Hey Jack, has Owen had a class playing pinball with Owen at 8? That's how you do it. You put it right in the hole the first time. Don't even think about it. Why miss? It's not even worth it. As long as you stop missing, it's good. So you pick. Son of a... uh, far right. Yes, I understand that. Alright, I don't know how to play this. I don't either. This is cool. Crank it up and you can totally do this. When you're playing against someone. UndeadUnicorn46, how you doing, darling? Oh, come on! Thanks, Lyman. Uh, UndeadUnicorn, I keep trying to tell people how awesome you are, but I... if you don't want to say your age, you don't have to. Are you like 16, 15? There's a young girl who has her own pinball stream on Twitch now. Okay. That's awesome. I've been helping her out as much as possible by like designing her stream, doing all sorts of stuff, getting people in there. I didn't think that's what you meant by donate to kids. She was explaining how to play Creeper from the Black Lagoon and I had no idea some of the stuff she was saying. It was incredible. That's fantastic. Oh, that's great. Great to hear people are 13 Welcome to the league ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up for the arcade So you want to hear how this works or yeah, what are you shooting out? Oh, okay, so I just got six million or something. Holy crap, it like builds up to something. You also have fuel running. Fuel? Yeah. Fuel! Dammit, now that I'm looking at fuels, I'm not gonna be able to hit. Go do it, just go like this. Alright, still need, uh, you know, the general crank it up. Yeah, so the blinking, uh... You know how to get out of crank it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, hit all four shots and then get the hell out of there. You need snake and sparkies. Okay. There you go. Hey, that's not sparky. I just need a Roger Sparkman. You can get out of it. Okay. That worked. What else do I need? You're done. Oh, no. Get the hell out. Well, why would I want to do that when I can double up? So, cute. All right. There you go. Ah, that was it. No, no. It's not lit yet. You've got to finish fuel. You. Oh, to light the 2X? Yeah. Huh? Oh, geez. That was a great job. By the way. Oh boy! Yeah, so this is one of the places where this game is amazing. This is ultimate risk. You put the ball right in that hole. How much does it worth? Uh, 63. Yeah, 63 is my score. 30 is how much it's going to give you. Oh yeah, there you go. So he can double that. He doubles his score right? That's right. So what do I have to do now? I forgot. Oh, I don't train! Oh no! 31 on the table. 31 on the table. Yeah. So that's the danger of it. Ladies. Gentlemen. I love you. That was a good ball. Is that ball one? Oh yeah. Motherfucker. It's zero. Motherfucker. Okay, we got this. Give us a math riddle, Bowen. Why is six afraid of seven? Why is six afraid of seven? Because eight, nine, ten. What? Because seven, eight, nine. No, no, it's eight, nine, ten. You did six and seven already. Oh. You guys are eight, nine, ten. Oh, okay. So, you guys are eight, nine, ten. You guys are eight, nine, ten. You guys are eight, nine, ten. Oh! Oh, that's like twice four, three, or five. Alright. What the hell? It keeps going, is there- oh wait, there's no ball- What have I done? I'm sorry, internet. I let you down. At least you tried to eat the snowball after doing that. I'm coming back, don't worry about it. Alright, what do we need now? We need another crank it up, right? He got cocky. Oh, Bo, you got cocky? That's why you- I got cocky! That's why that was easy. That was cocky. That's why no ball save is fantastic on this game. No fear, down a billion. Alright, here we go. Come on, please. No, yes, go back. Oh, it's doubled! Please. Oh, that's right. That's an easy million. That doubles your score. Son of a bitch. You just got an elite score with 900,000 points. What's up, Gearson? This is Bowen. Bone. Bone. Brown Brown wiener knobs come on baby like to play our gag no one came in wrong here's you know what there was there's a bit of an inside thing happening there where like he was playing so well that I eventually had to sort of stop playing because we were running out of time for the party I think he just wouldn't stop killing it we just assumed he'd walk up get a few million and like call today No, you don't know what Robert does. That's not what Robert does. Dude, he's like, no, you're going down. I don't care what the hell it's like. Robert's going to take as much as he can off of that table. Whether that's 20 goals or the score ending in an 8. Woof. Yeah. Well, that was weird. That didn't register. A boat? A boat? Yeah, because... Yeah, there you go, Mookie. Jack's only hope is to out-drink him at this point. Well, he's playing. I have to drink too. I've been, but I've been drinking for like an hour before you got here. Yeah, it's not good. Your ball time is. I messed up. I messed up. Here we go. Um, are you going to the Texas Pinball Festival? Um, when is that? Uh, March 18th. So that's like right around the corner. Next weekend. Oh, crap. Enjoy. Yeah, no kidding. Please give me the ball I will be relaxing at home I knew you were both good at it for the two weeks that I had to play Yeah, no kidding. You got a full plate for sure. I've been at a Trimble Fest before. It looks amazing. They asked for my head measurements so they could buy me a cowboy hat. Nice. So I'll be doing that. They're also going to make me walk around with plastic trophies, picking people to battle, and if someone beats me, they get the plastic trophy. Okay. I like that. I saw that. Yeah, it's going to be great. They're doing that with all the other celebrities. Oh, yeah. The celebrities. Oh, they're freaking celebrities. Celebrities? Yeah, celebrities. The loosest turn ever in football. That would have been celebrity hole right there. How do I get a Twin Galaxies card? How do you get a Twin Galaxies card? You don't have to beg for one. You just have to look for a guy who acts like he belongs in a footlocker. You'll know him because he's got a beard, too. Walter Day. And nice guy. And then he'll ask you if you want a card. Walter. I don't have a card. You don't have a card? No. All right, I don't need a card yet. I thought it was weird. Oh, wait. Like, James Zespi, a guy that owns a barcade here in Chicago, has a freaking card. Well then you should own a bar cage. I guess that's very clear that that's the problem. Oh you don't have the... Oh! Son of a... Alright, so you're saying there's a chance. Avatar? Avatar? The uh... Yeah. Like the math of the physics I guess of hitting and draining out here is blowing my mind. Like when a ball will just like touch this little middle divider and go boop! And weasels its way over. That's getting Avatar. GLF21 for two effing months in a row, brother. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, show some love and chat. Flippers and butts. Yuck it, I'm probably going to Papa to punish all these guys. I think so. What division are you playing in? The wrong division. The wrong, wrong division. Absolutely. I mean, you know what you're doing. You know. Knowing what I'm doing and doing it is like two different things. than you think you play. There it is again! Yeah, baby. How the hell did he do that? You play a lot better than you think. Yeah, well, we'll see. Also, I think when I'm playing and not trying to read chat at the same time, that might help my chances of competing. Whoa, easy, easy, easy. Easy, easy, baby, easy. All right. And you're used to playing with no balls and no ball set. That was the whole point of starting the show, was like training to do that. And a tight tilt. Yeah. Well, not on this game, for sure. But, yeah, tight tilts for days. Almost got it again. Almost got it again. Again, again. There it is. That was not it. That was a good shot. That's dangerous over there. Dirty, dirty, dirty. All right, here we go. Great thing. All right, so we're going to... That was too... Oh, God, I love you. It sure looked like Avatar when I got there. I felt it. What the hell is even happening over there, man? They programmed a magnet. There's not even a magnet there. Wow, slap. Making me hit you. I love the Ramps on Metallica. Yeah, and they're pretty legit. Like, when you hit them, they sound incredible. Those metal ramps, like, uh... Whew! That sucks. Steve Ritchie put a metal ramp on Elvis. Oh, really? And it was like, this ramp is pretty silly. Yeah, it sounds incredible. I mean, I don't know what else they did. Roll up one of those metal ramps. Yeah. You can pull it all the way. Any backgrounds? Good ramp needs a good background like that. Yeah, absolutely. And metal has nothing but like all the speed on it. Holy moly. I wonder why they would have used metal. Doesn't make sense. Metallica is like all solid. There's a metal ramp on the left and a Licka ramp on the right. Whatever that is. Here we go. Baby. Licka. Licka. I love me some Licka. There's um. Do you have any plans of going to any of the barcades or anything like that while you're here? Or all business? I have no plans for the evening, and then tomorrow and Sunday I'm kind of going to lock it. Bullshit. What's going on tonight? Okay, let's... You want to go to Logan Arcade and hang out, dude? I'll show you that dude that has his own Walter Day card. Oh, man, he has his own card? Yeah. Oh, my God, I've got to go. He has his own barcade, has his own card. Don't you screw me. Okay, here we go. Uh oh. Uh oh. Where we at here, baby? Where we at? We gotta break it down. 40 bucks, man. I can't. Oh, he did it! I won, but no. No. You're picking battery. Great. This is the worst. Shoot at the thing that wants to kill you a bunch. Boom! 750,000. Worse. Worse. 750,000. It's going to be a slow grind. We're going to get out of this really quick. No, Jesse. Ball save? Ball save? No. Mom, please. Anything? I'll give you anything. This is nice, too. You get the records on these other ones because nobody wants to play them. No one has ever played that. Bowen takes the first stepping point what a champion that should be on your soundboard how do we make that happen guys can someone find me the bow noise from Dragon please so I can have that oh do you have it yeah you too brother Bowen any good Todd McCullough stories you can share he'll He'll come right back at me. I'm not sure I like this one. Yikes. Is there anyone to build that value? I don't know. The guy with the Arcade Bar Pinball Museum here in Portland I talked to would be interested in having you there when you come here for the show. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. Record that. What a noise. It's it. It's an MP3. I've never seen dragons outside of Papa, ever. Yeah, me and Mark Boosler, we made that classic game room video about this game. We just sat there going back and forth with that noise. And we're like, that's it, that's the noise. All right, J.D., have a good one. There we go. Any good Keith Elwin stories. They're all good. Not for you, evil Keith Elwin. Evil Keith Elwin. You get nothing. You get nothing. You're shut down. So what happens now? You won. So you go first. Besides being 1-0. I'm going to go get a refill. Yeah, that sounds good. Do you want me to bring? I'll bring the booze. Fireball. All right. Any selection of song here? Any suggestions? As for good Keith Elwin stories, I don't know. I mean, besides him just being an ass-kicker no matter what game you play. Oh, we have Keith. It took a long time for me to realize that Keith is a quiet guy. It took me a long time to realize that Keith is a nice guy who is quiet. Yeah, he's a very strong, quiet guy. Instead of the other option. When somebody is quiet and doesn't want to talk to you, you're like, oh, God, what the fuck? Yeah, like, oh, he's good. He's too fucking good for us. Like, fuck that guy. No. No, he's just like... Not at all. He's incredibly nice. Yeah. And it took me a long time to realize that, and I feel bad about that, because... I still have only said maybe two words that guy has. And when I was playing him... Dude, that's more than me. Yeah. Thank you. I played him... Oh, I should... Hey, what's up? I played him that my friend and the camera were at, and he was there. And I got paired against him to play. And he beat me. Really? He beat you? I won't say anything to the gang yet, but I go back to Nick and I was like, shit. He's like, how'd you do? I was like, he only beat me by 10 points. He's like, what? That's huge! I'm like, yeah, it was a fast break, but... You should have answered the trivia question. Yeah, right. Dammit. Alright. You going risky? DLF, yeah, hit me up, buddy. We're going risky here. We're not playing for, uh... Playing for stupid So the flight was so badly delayed here here's $12 to go get lunch Okay, so I'm not gonna go to I'm gonna go to McDonald's and waste Hell yeah, man Creeping death here. We go nailed it. What the hell the hell mom? Hello! This guy, this guy's popular. Hello! Mother... I think I'm popular with old credit cards. Oh no! Either that or some amazing offer. Am I ahead of you? Yeah, incredible goal. I was bothered by something. Oh, okay. I think it wasn't me. I'm going to take a picture of you on my game. You're doing great. Yeah, sexy. Oh, dude, you're too hot. Too hot for Twitch. These calendars are not good. Oh! That was interesting. Who are you on the phone with now? Oh, it's ReallyBowen instead. Hey, ReallyBowen. Oh, okay. Okay, EvilKeyFellas. Try again. I don't have any stories about him either. Yeah, right. Archimedes, what's up? Oh, baby. I wonder if that's the guy over at... Yeah Oh you dumbass pretty sure he doesn't watch it You dumbass All right, James Hatfield. What do you got? Boom! Nailed it. Oh, shit. Nailed it. Why did I... Okay. We're good. Yeah, so behind that big scary red door there is the freight elevator that we move all the pinball machines in. The elevator. Oh, yes. She's big. The whole side of the building. That's an amazing way to use the elevator. Oh, my God. It doesn't makes sense. It doesn't make sense. You could have had it. Should we just start over? This game sucks. We're both doing 4 million. Alright. Well. Oh yeah, Gary's in New Zealand right now. Really? What? Ace really is here? Ace really. The ace really. Actual ace really 3. Oh. I told you. I'm still going. Yeah, probably. That was terrible. It's all percentage based when it comes to wins around here. That was disaster. So we're gonna take the BS skill shot for those cheap points. Cheap points, man. Right right fell. Don't do it to me. We're gonna combo these. And right in the head! Oh! Steal there! Steal for victory! Dude, the door was wide open and I closed it on my hand. Nobody's gonna write home about that game. Oh my god. I could be Dough Suckers. Yeah, well you try being... yeah you probably could. My favorite thing about this, when I first started this show, I would play Twilight Zone and I'd get like 800 million. You'd be like oh you're the cool resource man, I got like 12 billion the other day. I was like what? That's huge! You're like yeah, on Kimmel Arcade. I'm like well yeah, let's ban that guy from the chat real quick. Thanks for coming buddy. Glad you like pinball. I have. Aw, come on, what am I doing not shaking the chat out there? Shake it. Boy. That's what's great about playing pinball and reading chat, man. It's, uh, I don't know what the hell's going on. You can't play full force. So Whirlwind. Yeah, baby. My high game on Whirlwind in real life is more than anyone's ever been able to throw in a pinball arcade. Really? That's insane. And I don't have the high score either. Someone else has done better. I can't, uh, I'm still trying to acclimate myself to the Pimble Arcade because there is like a micro second or two of lag that I'm trying to deal with. And it makes me scared sometimes that it's going to mess with my real game. Cool. Yeah. Still fun, though, when I'm at like Papa and I'm put on a game that I don't know the rules and I'm like, I'll just pull that off on the Pimble Arcade real quick and see what you're for. Don't do it. The, uh... The thing you lose track of from symbol arcades is how to deal with feeds that aren't being very friendly to you. Like... Every feed on symbol arcades is the most friendly thing possible. That's what they want. That's what players want. The V-sync is off? I don't even know what that means. You can't make it read a button before you push it. Where, here? No, on the... Pinball arcade? Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, whatever Vsync is, it sucks. I play TPA in the toilet mostly. There you go. Yeah! TPA pinball, my man. That's right. Backhand and left round. Snake. For some reason. More snake. For some reason you can do it on the skin. More snake. More snake. TPA pinball, when you're playing real pinball in the toilet. Oh, come on, you suck. Okay, if I don't beat you with this, I got a real problem. Don't do it. Thank God. No, but... Okay, yeah. That's fine. That's not a real score. There. That's all I wanted. 675. That ain't right. That's somebody's asset. Ships. All right. Left ramp is something I was thinking of doing, and it didn't happen. Yes. Oh. What are you doing? Not playing football, apparently. You're still alive. Still alive, baby. Break. Okay, please. Swap it up. I have a lot of respect for all the work those guys do. They take apart the entire game. Yeah, just fiddling. It's out of control, man. We're talking to them to get like a DLC, if you're familiar with that term, for Deadfoot Flippers. So you can play whatever game you're playing with the Deadfoot Flippers. Have you seen a pair of Deadfoot Flippers in person? I have not. There's I'd say 20 prototypes around the world right now that people are using. And they're working out pretty well. And we just found out that Titan actually makes rubbers that are the exact color of the Dead Split Blues. So we're going to have to start switching over to that. Oh, by the way, guys, if we get five subs, every five subs we're going to give away a rubber kit from Titan. I got a whole bunch of them over here on the break shot. All right, I'm not paying attention. You don't need big time if you're picking ass. All right, so that shot. Oh, get the freak! No basket! Yep, that didn't work. That's gone. That was like clean, clean on its way up. That would have been it. Okay, so that'll work. Yeah! Nice. Oh! Live. Alright, so we want the right orbit. potentially there it is Co-optin'. Shoot the co-optin' Snap it God, I'm just slapping the crap out of this thing Spaniel? It's working. Oh crap I need more snakes Too many snakes Farm pounce? That's an S Oh God! Gordon... Yeah, we got a ways to go Yeah, you don't get it I don't need that. We just need right loops. What the... What the airball? Super condo. Thanks for nothing. Thanks for nothing pinball. Thanks for beating the shit out of that 28 electric chair. What would you recommend for the first 10 to buy? I want Mini One Madness but don't have the money for it. Yeah, that's like being 16 and going for a Ferrari. I think you need a... You need an MMR instead. That thing's much cheaper. Typically I'd say go for a machine that half works and learn how to fix the thing. Because you'll get it for cheap and then you'll also have the knowledge to fix future pins that you buy because one is never enough. Just get Road Kings. Yeah, look for a Hard Bodies and then stream it. Sup, Road Kings is awesome. Yo Jack, do you need to make Proxies style 3 and flippers 2? Oh hell yeah, they said instead of flipper they say dead on one side and flip on the other. I agree I don't know how to fix pins whoever this asshole is Is danger getting smoked? Measlemob, what's going on? Danger is not getting smoked, danger is way ahead on this game Well, I'll say in the, uh... For now! Great excuse, but Boe is two points ahead of me. Two points, huh? Our comedians, I'll have to look at stuff later. I don't have that kind of computer. So by calling them points instead of wins and losses, it takes away from you remembering that you're a loss. I get it. Really, Boe, don't call me an asshole. Asshole. Asshole. Who are you calling an asshole? Did Bone say the road case is awesome? If so, he's awesome. VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE The road case is awesome. Oh, that's a good one, that's a good one. There we go. Congo is good? Yeah. Congo is real good. What did Mindup the Catfish say? They say, part-town and bunk beds. Really? That's awesome. Why would you ever want to do that? I'm an adult, man, you know. You gotta do adult things. I can. Oh yeah, did you see that? That's what I'm talking about. Let's do it again. Where do we go? What are we shooting at? Let's do that. Let's miss that. Oh we got 27? Oh whatever. What was that? That was bizarro. Oh jeez. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Where are we going here? Jeff, they say don't flip. Yeah. Don't flip. What's this hangy combo with you, Steve? Snake! Right ramp to that piston shot all day? Oh, that's beautiful. Snake! Is that the combo? I got it. Hits the shot and then back in into the snake? And then slingshot into snake. Snake! Ramps into ramps into pit pins. And then into mystery. And then back into snake again. Beautiful. Is that the plan? That's what I have to do, right? That's right. It's a hook. Snake! Whoa, that snake's lucky, Bob. So can you snap snake with... No. Okay. Good to know. So coffin is the only stackable. That's right. And you can't start the coffin when you're in the coffin. You have to start the coffin. You have to make sure that... I will not miss this one. Drunk at a bar listening to Lisa Loeb. How the heck are you guys? Well, we can put on some Lisa Loeb or something. Hey, if you want to turn that off, buddy. I don't even know what you're listening to. Can you say stay? I mean, is he going to stay there? Stay? No. You only hear what you want to, buddy. What? I don't listen hard. I don't pay attention. Snake! Gimme that! Right, right, right. Yeah! Wait, what? Oh! Oh, that ain't right. Oh, was that a super last minute? It was a super last minute. It gave me credit for the jackpot, but it didn't give me credit for the out of the wall. Yo! Gene Wong X! See, that's it, right? You have to go off the fling shot and go into the snake. Yeah, they have a ad going how he likes Valley Fleece. Valley Fleece? That team is freaking amazing. Freaking amazing. Snake. All the snakes, all the time. There's a snake in my house. All right, so here's the deal with snakes. Why do they have to be snakes? Is that the deal with snakes? That is the deal with snakes. Once in a lifetime. This is my favorite. Yeah. I like this song. I do like this game. this game oh let's go double double hurry up all right so there's two BOOM! Haha! Yo, Mo Hollow, what's going on buddy? This is a large automobile. Flip. There. Flip. There. Flip. Flip. Flip. Have you seen that video? Flip. Flip. Oh yeah, where they're just speaking when they flip? It's the most ridiculous thing. What language was that? It's Dutch. Sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep oh What are you drinking? Owen's drinking some sexy fireball tree We freaking crowned their how many grave markers in this egg just screw in the crank it up Water moves the word they never know what are the bottom of the ocean that's true Hey, who would be who? I'm sorry, what are we talking about? Is that going to give me that thing with the thing? I don't know. Nope. You got nothing from that, apparently. No, that's the best part of doing the Mystery Award. If you flip out of it, it really is the Mystery Award. We have to reconsider. It really is the Mystery Award at that point. You don't know what you got. That's the true Mystery Award. Very good time I'm out of here. All right, G.A., have a good one, buddy. How many of these freaking... How many grits... Oh, there we go. You did it. No, it's not. 20. And that's why you have to shoot it right in the first shot. And if you don't miss, it's really not a problem. Right. What are we going to do? Keep hitting it really fast until it picks one for you. Oh, I was going to hit it. I was worried it was going to give me the 5 million. You can't do that. Love your face. Can't listen that much. Blah, blah, blah. Okay, whatever. Oh, without Lisa Loeb, I get it. You know, Lisa Loeb is an important part of this. There's something about you saw him feel creepy as a baby. That was a goofy song. Now you may think that this mode sucks, but it does. I didn't say that. Crank it up is lit! Crank it up is lit? I just started Crank it up! it out. Oh, oh, look at that shit. That's not even going to be 750,000. That's going to be 925,000. A value increase. Yeah, every other shot is a value increase. That isn't to Sparky. Yes. What do you think of Ghostbusters, Bowen? I think it's a great movie. Absolutely. It's a fantastic movie. I want to see Bowen blow this the hell up. He's a butt move. Yeah, I'm going to turn on Tuesday and I'll dream that. What? You cast this in? That's not enough, right? Not at 11. That's not enough. Alright, so the white shots increase the value. You've got to get that at least up to 60. 60? What the hell are you talking about? This is frickin' battery. You need to put your name on this, baby. Alright, alright. I'm probably going to put my name on it for battery. Yeah, probably. Nobody ever plays this. I only play for whom the bell tolls. Well. I got Lars. Yeah, so those shots are worth like half value. No whammies. Increase the value of the Sparky. No whammies? Big money. Yeah. How could you not host the game show? Exactly. That's, here's the deal. I want you to host the game show. What's the game show called? I'm just kidding. You're not telling me that. But I will say that it's already sold so if I sign the contract on it. I just go immediately to work. Where? In San Francisco. San Francisco? Or I think LA. Is it Battle Box? We're bringing it back! It is? It was back. How did that happen? The tip to tip? Yeah, that didn't seem like it ought to make any sense. Alright, what are we doing here? 20 million? 20 million? Obviously. Screw that. Obviously you want to continue. Continue? Okay, so it stays lit. Yeah, you can just keep going. But if you want big value, if you want big drain... Ah, son of a gun. Ah, I could have had your battery, champion. Sells rubber feet, man. Sells rubber feet. I remember we got these, and we're glad we did, because when we went to replay, it's like if the foot comes off, you're disqualified. And that was good to know, because we were really good at, like, Beating the crap out of these things and the feet flying everywhere. They're like we have little fuck all over the day I got a rule might change to the foot is like Visibly out of the cup because basically it was like on the edge of the thing, but I'm on the ground Oh, right tell them that it's not still in it All right here we go Nailed it Stop it, a whammy. Oh, please. Love you. There it is. So you should have hosted the new Press Your Luck. Oh, my God, that would have been incredible. I would have pulled the trigger on that immediately. Oh, my God. No whammies. Stop. And you landed on a new car. I got to host Press Your Luck for four years. Hosted for four years. I'm sorry? Yeah. Hold on, what? I hosted Press Your Luck for four years because I was a high school teacher. Oh my god. Press your luck, baby. You're always present. Oh my god. My wife is a third grade teacher and it sounds like hell. I just don't read your chat. I read everybody else's chat. Damn it! No, I mean, you can read this. It's a bunch of nerds saying stuff. Oh, I mean, also we could like just shut that dude down. Hey, really, Bowen? Stop talking. Really Bowen, if you give me five dollars, I'll ban you. I think that's how that works. If we give him five dollars, he'll change his name back to Evil Keeper. Damn it, you are smoking me right now. You know what, screw this, I'm going first. Change it up, baby. Don't read this, Bowen. Oh no! Do I have the tape for my Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Yes, I keep it in my back pocket at all times. So I can remember how I lost $968,000. dollars. That hurts. Whatever. It's all like hypothetical cash up in the... Hypothetical cash? You mean when I got to see the actual cash right there in front of me? No, it's not real. It's not real. You could be winning right now. It's not real, David. Hypothetically real. Literally real. Actual real money, man. That is insane, dude. That's pretty sweet. I want to go on a game show. I got Rosie O'Donnell to say I was cute. What? Yo, I guess that's a thing. But, uh... No, she didn't do any buts. Okay, good. Rosie, come on, baby. Experience was priceless. and flip that price. It was $32,000. And that's money for a lot of nice, fun stuff. So did they fly you out there and put you up and stuff like that? Yeah, yeah. Contestants on most shows, you get to just, you get almost mid-trip. That is awesome. And so even if you didn't get on, there was a part where there were like 10 people. Yeah. One person got to play. Even if you didn't get to play, you got a ticket to New York. Oh, so they'd fly you out even if you didn't go on. Yeah. Well, they fly out 10 people. And all 10 people are on. Oh, because someone could be out on the first question and then you need more people. All right, you ten people, here's one question. Whoever goes into the fastest, you get to play. Oh, nice. Damn. Oh, that's a problem. Come on. That's right. There's a whole lineup. You got them crazy fingers. I have fast fingers is basically what I'm saying. Easy. They're really big fingers. I've never heard anybody complain about the size of my fingers. Yes. And you know what that means. They're big, strong hands, aren't they? You do have some thick fingers. So we're going to be partying today. Man, that hurt. Alright, we're... So we are... Aww, really Bowen? You had your chance. Thanks for stopping by. Never come back again. Well, okay. I mean, just because I'm I don't understand why I have to leave. Get the hell out of here. What? What are you talking about? The, the bang back is real. That was beautiful. I don't even, I have to, guys, what? Can you tell me what time that was? It's the replay. I need to go back and watch that. I have instant replay software installed. Just, uh, use it. Snake. Oh, snake! That was a good rule. Ooh! Oh, they went to London. And ban. Oh, I love banning people. It's fun. I haven't had to ban anyone that's given me money yet, but I'm waiting for it. What do you do? Do you have to give them back the money? No, screw that. Nice. Yes! The backbanned... Oh no! The backbanned drainerino. How the fuck did you do that? Pop it into the thing. That was gorgeous. Ancient Chinese secrets. Ancient Chinese secrets. Right into the snake. What do you got? Oh, shit. I would have just been disqualified from Papa for that move. Wrong set. Wow, I would have to train my brain to do that. Yeah, when people subscribe, it's Firepower's boot-up test noise. Uh-oh. Are you grounded? Are you kidding me? Is that, was that? Oh my god. Oh my god. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Alright. Okay. Alright. You are unbanned. You are unbanned. You are unbanned. I thought that one might have been it. I thought that one might have been it. I mean, Jackpot! Five dollars from Severn's have banned me, baby! Oh. Oh my god. Real bonus here, and welcome back. Severn, thank you for the five dollars, and the support, I love you buddy, I'll never ban you. That explains why, uh... That explains my, uh... That explains my, uh... particularly mean things being said about, uh... That's why... That's why being things are... You're going to get it for that one. Actually, more likely, we'll both get it. That was beautiful. Damn, that was good. Thanks for paying me, church. Which is why I wasn't calling myself an asshole. Oh yeah! You guys got rekt so hard. Epic troll. She's much prettier than a troll. There you go. That is exactly Nancy. That was perfect. Good job, Nancy! And hopefully Aaron can't read those words. Tommy, why are you calling Daddy? Just mark this day, in case something goes wrong. What a day when it all went down. So many hits that were not picked up. Yeah, that's right. Yeah! There is a snake in my ball. A popular TVX. Everyone's here. Ladies and gentlemen, there is 118 people in chat. And there is not 118 people talking. So, if you could, ladies and gentlemen, lurkers, I'm giving you this one chance to say something and maintain lurker status and disappear back into the shadows. Just say one thing. Let me know you're alive. Lickers number one. Why? Why? Why? I mean, what? Butts are fun. Oh, yeah. But not everyone has the butts. What? What? They could. What? In the butt? In the butt? What part of the side? In the thigh? The top. What the moly? Who, who in the who, who? Coruscant 75. Prebundo. Good as be a legend. Bravo. Little bit. Creepy white baby. Creepy white baby eating pizza? Why must you eat pizza, creepy white baby? Creepy white people have the best name in the world. That is a friggin' awesome name. My favorite is Wet Butt Disease. Yeah, Wet Butt Disease is an awesome name. I gotta tell you, that is about as good as it gets. You have to pay a little poutet. It's bigger than the bathroom. Do I have to pay for the bornades? Oh, yes I do. The poutet, and the slip bars. I turned off the pizza thing because I don't eat pizza right now. Well I like pizza. Can I have some pizza? I have a food van where people can donate pizza instead of money. Yes, I remember that. You know, I remember that quite well. That's right. Hold on. I wouldn't buy me a pizza if it wasn't for you. The chat room bought you a pizza. Oh, that almost came back. Good pass. Learning a lot from both of you as always. Thank you guys. Love from Italy. Vanna Nation. That was four Sparky's. I won multiple. Four Supers. Four Sparky Supers. There's a special thing that happens at seven Sparky Supers. Is the game shut off? Should we try four? Absolutely. Jericho's is going to be a surprise. That sounds like a terrible idea. Jericho's, welcome to the league. You're amazing. Should I say welcome back? It sounds very familiar, brother. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up for Jared, who says. And because we're trying for Sparky, we get to do a special thing right now. Oh, no. Drink? Oh, yeah. Crank it down, baby. Get out of it. Crank it. So, folks, this is the fourth option in crank it up. You just get five million and nothing happens. The fifth option. I'm sorry? It doesn't even display the five. It doesn't even, like, light up and say, you won five million. Something special. They shut up. Oh, what was that? Avatar, I hate you! Now if you cranked it up, you would have had a ball set. That's true. Now you have the bootay for the power. I blame you. It's fine. A lot of people blame you for a lot of things. At least I'm getting consistently 80. Yeah, what's up? Alright, so we got a hill to climb here. Uh, check this out. Sparky's ready. Sparky's ready. You gonna go double skull shot? I'm not doing nothing dangerous. One million. And the top lane is now where it's about to land. I'll take it. So now I can find out if Bowen was late because of the plane or because he is Bowen. Uh, whoa. Can we get a ban on really Bowen, please? Yeah, we need a rebam. We need a rebam. That's fibers for Bowen. Jericho's is my man. Thank you, brother. I'll take Bowen out and get him a sexy slice of pizza or something. Five bucks a slice, I'm leaving this way. I don't even know. There's a... the place that I think we should go to... That was sexy. Nice. Doesn't have a lot of food around it, unfortunately. Although we do have a lot of cool tamale guys at Stop It. Tamale guys? Guys that just walk around with coolers of tamales that sell them out of coolers. That seems so... It's a little sketch, but they're freakin' delicious. Alright, Stop It. Here we go. Play for a pizza. Get the frickin' Snixx mouse. Oh my god. Thanks for getting the Super without the T-Rex. I think we can keep that one's ass to be banned. Can we, uh... Nah, I don't like banning people anymore. Aww. Is everyone your wife? Is everyone my wife? Yeah, my wife is. Excellent. I kinda hope not. She's got like eight computers around her. I mean, I do go to Utah. You suck. I do go to Utah once a year for a few weeks, so... One new wife over here. That's right. That's almost fine. Wait, you're married to a power? Look, that's a lot of wives. That's a lot of wives. Like I said, I have big fingers. Oh, my God. What a champion. No, no, no, no, no. You son of a... At least that one stayed up. All right, here we go. Oh, now. I got an idea. You can put your fire on it and then just get from the mystery room. I don't know. Nobody knows. It's a mystery room. What the friggin' garbage was that magnet crap? Are we going to ban her again? Oh my god. Can I tell you something? I don't lose on my show. Ever. Like ever, ever. Oh really? Yeah. Well, I'm not playing this out because I'm trying to spark a star here. I'm not, I'm not masking off in it up here. By the way. It's a great term. Um, I was streaming from Free Gold Block once, and Andrei Mastankov showed up. That was terrible. And Mr. Mastankov was, uh, he was... He's fantastic. I wanna say he was pretty stoned and super drunk. Oh really? And he was contemplating, uh, going to an ACDC concert, but I had all my stuff up and he's like, Hey, you're, oh, you're a jet, you're a dead flip. I'm like, yeah. He's like, can I play with you? I'm like, sure dude, let's go. and we're playing Congo and there's a four player game going on. He's player one on ball three. I think he only has like, like what's the worst possible score in Congo? Like 10 million? Yeah, he's got some bullshit. He's got zero. He's got zero. So he's playing and the ball drains and he just does this. He steps back and goes, bam. And he plantilts the game and just goes, oh, I guess we're all tied and just walks away. What? Oh my God. Are you sure it was Andre or somebody else 100 Yeah 100 It sounds like somebody else He was playing and he was like oh crap he just went bam I guess we all tied And just like 100 off I like what the fuck just happened Sounds like somebody else. Yeah, 100% Andre. He was definitely in a different zone. Did he get to the ACDC concert, though? That's the real question. I wonder. He's still alive, so I think maybe somewhere. A&M from FGW. Yeah, baby. Hey, what's up, Gene? It wasn't Hal. What's up, Gene? He's a hill. Oh, baby. That's those are. Yeah. I'll talk to you later. Yeah, good, good, good. Good, good, good. Yo, Bill, what's going on, buddy? All right, blow it up, man. All right, what are we doing? You're winning. The talent again? What time is it? Seven to one? So, basically, over the screen until seven. Okay, whatever you want. We're happy to stream later if you want to. If you want to go out and do some other crap, because there's, like, dope freaking pinball bars around here. that I can get us driven to. Sure, why not? So we'll play a couple more games. Let's play a little more, let's play a little more. We'll play a couple more games and we'll get the hell out of here. Because frankly, I blew you off, man. In before Bell Tito. What does that mean? You got Bell Tito. Bell Tito? Nice. Well, I learned when you can provoke dad. Exactly, Teraback Phil. You did it. Provoke dad? Um, my- Hey, you just banned my son! Son of a bitch. You're done here, kid. What are you doing? Ow! How dare you? Pizza has currently been disabled. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Sorry. Oh, whatever. No pizza right now. I think you could actually just ban my wife again. That is no good. Wife? Yeah. What are you doing? Wife? Are you there? Shots. We know! Why are you listening to all this close-up? That's a great question. Whoa! That was awesome! Oh, you missed it. Tell me about it. I, um... I jumped the outland. Yeah! I completely jumped over the outland. Back into the shooter. That was cool. That was deadly bad. Bad multiballs. Snake. Oh, come on, Snake. Come on, Snake. Remove? Oh, Snake. Come on, Snake. Snake. So, Bowen, do you play any video games outside of pinball? What do you got? I don't know. Are you a PC gamer? Do you like first person shooters? Do you play... I've got a PlayStation 4 and depending on my mood, I can be in any. Do you play Battlefront, Call of Duty, Destiny, any of that stuff? It's funny, I've never been into the multiplayer shooters. Oh, really? I love a good one player adventure game like Fallout 4. Oh, dude, yeah, totally. I love Fallout 3. I tried to play Fallout 4 and it gave me crazy motion sickness. Oh, well. Like, bonkers motion sickness, which has never happened before. Sometimes that's the problem with the patch. You need a patch? Yeah. I bought it right when it came out. I think they might have fixed that, but I demanded my money back. Motherfucking Bowen, I'm Metallica. Hello! What's up, Dirty Whip? Good to see you, buddy. What's up in the flippity-floppity-bloom? Flippity-floppity-bloom. Bowen Rocks Bloodborne. Bowen Rocks Bloodborne. Bloodborne? Yeah. Most recent game I really enjoyed two of them. Most recent game I really enjoyed two of them. One that is very nerdy and the other that is very shooty. One that is very nerdy and the other that is very shooty. Um, Death Cause 3. Okay. Which is basically a hilarious action movie action action movie that you can act in right and you can play it and shoot everything and uh my son likes to watch your play so when i'm playing we have a rule of no bullets that doesn't mean you can't do anything there's still lots of things you can do with no bullets coming from new orleans don't don't uh new orleans Hello? How the hell did that happen? New Orleans? Oh, it was the wrong number. I wanted to kick ass with you. Smarty bro. Uh, yeah, so, just cause. And you know why you get to blow everything up in that game? Nope. Just cause. Oh my god. No, they do that. Just cause. Just cause. There's a reason to pull it just on. And the other game is, basically I like to call it Myth 2, but it's, we call it The Witness. Yeah, do The Witness. That game is a mind-melter. Yeah. It's hard to talk about it without trying to spoil the experience. Right. It's all about... I watched a lot of people play it on Twitch. It's all about the experience with discovery. Yeah. And so watching it on Twitch is actually probably the absolute worst thing you can do. Ha ha ha! Sorry, Twitch. Ruined it for you, so... But yeah, you... Oh, did you see that? Oh yeah, roll it up, baby. Roll up, fuel it out. Oh, and then that is garbage. Fuel. Give me fuel, give me five, give me 833,000. Yeah, The Witness, man. Holy crap. Don't watch people play The Witness. What are you doing? Too late. I already ruined the whole game for myself. What did you ruin? The entire game. Oh, all right. I haven't even finished the entire game. It gets banana. Whoa! What the frick? In and out. No! That was nice. Thank you. I'm a magician. Damn. What the hell was that? I saved that ball and drained it like five times. Impressive. Lol Pluto heard that. Why, am I getting banned? Guys, listen. I've only been yelled at by Twitch once. What? Streaming and driving at the same time. Streaming and driving? I was streaming my drive to the turn factory. Oh! I thought you were talking about something else. Oh, no. See, you just have to make that on the first try, and then there really isn't a problem. All right, where are we going with this guy? Just hit right until... Made the black, we haven't done that one yet. Just hit right until something hits. I don't want a five million. You never know. Yeah, it made a black. It, like, stopped working. I know, right? It's like somebody stopped flipping when it went to black. Don't stream and drive. Yeah, I get it. They didn't want me to be the first starcrash on Twitch. Why? Exactly. You get a ton of views. Yo, I'm first to the first, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, I made you through it. You get all kinds of views for that. I made it. You know, the best footage ever. Like, you could see me live suffering. Eh, we're over it. What happened? You crashed into something live? No, I was, uh, I drove all the way to Stern while I was screaming. but I was also reading chat. It was like the worst type of... Oh, you were reading chat? It was the worst type of texting and driving. What are you doing? And I got lost and had people in chat help me figure out where I was and got me to turn backwards. It was beautiful. That's incredible, man. I completely believe it. Yeah, it was something else for sure. I got called immediately when I pulled the car over. Wow! They're like, please do not do that anymore. Because it wasn't like that they knew I was doing it. People were like emailing the partnership people asking how they can do that. Oh fuck! My man! Cool last word! The ball just came back. Oh I'm sorry. I should have done that shit. Oh I don't care man. Alright, deadlifting bowing. Time to head out. What is this? Hello? Yeah, what's up? Just hit 300. 300. 400. 400. 500. 600. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, my God. Should have cranked it down. What happens? Oh, I got the 15. Sweet. Sweet baby Jesus. Holy crap, it's Bowen! Nice! 50 million? Aftot! Want big money? And stop it, old whammy. 1.65, 1.7 something, 1 point something something, 1 point what? 1 point something... YESSSSS! Oh it's on, it's all over! Boom! Oh shit the doubler. I didn't get the doubler, I thought I had the doubler! Ah, F that. That's pretty good though. Oh, I thought I had the doubler, but I didn't. We used tons of pictures to figure out how to cheat this system here. What did we get, what did we get, what did we get? It's a Jardinera and a Tynad. God damn, thanks guys. That's incredible. What am I supposed to do now? I've done everything. What do I do? Make all the money. But I made all the money already. Alright, well, here's the pizza. That was fucking delicious. Let me get them. Smells fucking good too, man. Donate the whatever. Donate the pizzas. Go! Oh boy. That's two. That's two warnings. Plate if you want them. I usually don't use them, but it's on an update. Take the towel. Oh shit! Bye. You can keep playing and I'm getting used to it. Alright, well that's what you... that's really what you want to do. Do you have any favorite pizzas? Motherfucker. My absolute favorite is Canadian Bacon and Sour Crab. Yeah? No, that can't be real. It is unbelievably delicious. What the f- I promise you. How does that work? Canadian Bacon and Sour Crab? Yeah, how does that eat- It's over to you. How is that a thing? It's too much. How is that a thing? Wait, crank it up ready again? I can't be right. You're like, holy crap, you played the most human drum. I can't be right! I can't be right! Oh, I know what it is! It's the collect. It's a post-crank collect. Oh, you're getting it. Oh, you're hitting it. No, I've already won it. What, you speed-dragged it up? Oh my god, you have a hundred and ninety-three kills! And two more hands. And now you can go in this hole again, you just have to make the shot. See, that's the problem. You have to not miss the shot, like I did. Now, if you make the shot, it's really no big deal. Oh my god. BOOM! And a mystery, whatever that was. This is only ball to you. Sure, arms your way to take the guy. Shut up! You never talk about that! You don't say like, oh my god it's going to be an amazing game! I mean, you know, you go get dressed. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. What happened? Is there a rule about this? No, I mean, yeah. It said, I read the thing, it said you need to watch, people need to watch me destroy you. Here's the disclaimer. So I'm just trying to follow through on that. We're making an ad for you to come through. We wanted to be ad wizards and came up with this one. Ball locked. That ball isn't really locked. It's garbage. Oh wait, no it is locked. If only he could play this game at Papa. Oh! There's only one rule for me at Papa, which is to keep the storm. Keep the storm or the lock cage. That's the rule. Okay, so where are we here? We got that, we got that, we got that, we got that, we got that. How many more of those do we got? You know those? Those things, right? That needs some, uh, some grade markers. How many more grade markers do we need? Oh, what? How'd you miss that? That's easy. It's right there. See the giant wide open thing flashing at you? Yeah, that's it. That's the one. She can destroy it as we go. Oh, the healthy ball's also begun! You got me bad tonight, the last fire-freezer. What did you say? The last what? You got me bad tonight, the last fire-freezer. Well, I'm not really surprised by that. We have a really pokey sofa here, by the way. Crank it down. It's the fireball who's got the right to use it. It's the fireball countdown. Balls are draining. Balls are draining. Balls are draining. Everything is a massive ball save. Security question. Balls are draining. I'm sorry, but if I don't hear you, I'm going to have to go back to the recording. I'm sorry, but if I don't hear it from wet butt disease, it's really not going to happen. Yeah, what is wet butt disease? Press your hold. Oh, multiball. Nice, man. Wait, what? What am I doing? Oh, it's parking multi-balls. You're in. I didn't know that. Or. That makes sense. That actually makes sense. You're in a lucky bag. I was wondering why it didn't do that other thing where it does this thing. You know the thing where it does this thing? That thing? You might have another small thing right next to it. Snaaaake! Oh, snake! Oh, I tried to hit that. No! Oh! You hit it again? You make it up as one again. I'm on two warning cells. Yeah, this is getting pretty, uh, clear real quick. You just gotta make that on the first try. Yeah, this game is pretty, uh, liberal. You just gotta make that on the first try. Alright, what do we got going? Whatever's not a thing. Sandman, Addery, Beltro, let's go Sandman. This is glorious. Thank you, Heritribulza. You can expand. Oh, and Seek and Destroy is still running. Oh, wait, no, Seek and Destroy is over because I'm a dumbass who can't pick fast enough. In the 400 million. I'm not getting that. Hell with you, Jack. Ah, thanks, Dirty Whip. I don't believe you. What? You don't believe I'm not getting a 400 million? It's on the same money. It's really going. It's money? I hear you can play this game for money. Oh my god. Oh! Oh. Not playing for money. That's what we're not doing. multiball 2 says you're not playing any type of scene today. What's going on here? A weird stand man. Oh, the stand man shot. That's right. I forgot about that. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Snake in my boot. He's like, great. Is that okay? What do you mean, that? Oh, yucky. Oh, blow the doubler. Alright, so the... Tripler? Tripler? But, Rufo? I barely know it. Oh, two warnings. You're doing great, though. Wow. You got the flippin' million. Oh, Paul is... What? Oh, see, you can't make that unless it's doubled. Oh, thank God! 52 million, that would have put you at 4 hundo. Woo, doggie! Was that on the ball too? 36, 64, 45, 46. Oh, my God! Oh my god! Thanks Bowen. God damn it! God damn it! 366 and I'm gonna leave here. Yo, yo, check this out. This is not gonna go up. I knew it! Nailed it. Swap the data. Yeah, no kidding dude. It's going to be insane. It's going to be insane. 10 million. Yeah, Star Trek the next generation. That's what it sounds like it says when you're going through the video mode Slow and steady baby, come on Get some pizza dog. Oh, yeah Get some pizza We still haven't found out who ordered the pizza. Have you ever gotten end of the line on this hot pot tamale? I don't even know what that looks like Or what the prereqs are to get that. Nancy says, good job not sucking. Aw, thanks, wife. Yay. A lot has not yet been changed. You're probably out, Alex. You're done. See, thanks, snowboarder. I appreciate it, buddy. All of my hair gel has left my hair. Feebus. Yeah, who was the pizza champion tonight? I don't know. Random pizza. Yeah. I mean, you had to have known how to cheat the system to get the pizza. Why is she posting my papa's secret? This sucks. Now everybody will know. Slurpies, man. Go do it. Drink the Slurpee out of the trophy. Slurpees, man. Slurp a dart. All right, one shot. There's no reason you shouldn't have that. There's no reason you can't have that. I'll tell you, Dead Cliff has a shoe coming out. Is that ridiculous? Because it sounded ridiculous when we were approached. That's crazy. Yeah. And, I mean, I'm, like, not the best freaking pinball player. Like, leagues below a lot of people. But it's just the, uh, I guess it's the... That's what, man. You're the one doing the amazing job of promoting. So... I'm a ding-dong. People are... People are on it. People are on it, and they're great. You... That's... I did that backwards. That's the only word. I did it backwards. I wanted that weird bang back thing you did. Hell yeah. So grateful. Nice flippers. I hope Bowen gets under the line. He says from Hool 10. Oh, Hool, my man. You even left a message? I'll check it out, buddy. The message shows up in, like, email. I love you, you son of a bitch. You're the worst friend a guy could have. With love from the New Robert Englunds Pinball League. Yeah. Come to Lanes and Games when you come visit Pax East. I need to. I need to. Aw, thanks, Sewell. Yeah, apparently he plays with you. I met him at the... Lanes and Games. I met him for the first time at Pax. Wait, you went to Pax? Pax East. You went to Pax East? Yeah. Are you going to Pax East this year? I can't. I'll see you there. I can't. Well, yeah. I won't see you there, but I'll see you there. Um, see the thing is... Oh, by not going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By not going. But yeah, so I'll see you then. If Jack visits, will you make us sleep on the couch? If Jack visits, then I'm not going with you to Denver. So, boom. I will be sleeping on the couch at that point. Boom. I almost, like we tried to visit when we came to Boston. I really wanted to. But because we were on like a mini honeymoon, my wife didn't want anything pinball related happening at all. No, I get it. Yeah. There's a good reason for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's your honeymoon. Exactly. I was like, Dale Bowen lives over here and he's like, come hang out. She's like, um, sorry, sorry. Honeymoons. Bye, Pterodactyl Bowl. All right, Pterodactyl. Have a good one, buddy. Thanks for coming, dude. I love you. Thanks for being amazing. Yeah, what was it? Three years ago now, we did a talk at Taxi. Oh, damn. That's awesome. We didn't really expect much of it. We got 250, 300 people in the audience for us. Dude, that's insane. Yeah, I did like a text. Including some guy, DJ Weed. Oh, yeah, from Twitch. Yeah, yeah. And that was where the origin of Papa TV on Twitch came from. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, shit, that's crazy. And then you came along, and you're like, oh, yeah, this is what people actually want to watch on Twitch. Getting drunk and kind of playing pinball? Well, all I did was, like, all I'm doing is, like, networking. You're building the community. You're building, you've got a community right here. They're right there. We've got a lot of great kids up in the chat. And having this every day, that's not easy. And it's a joke. All this content was definitely what allowed me to leverage a TV show. So that was huge. Content. Fucking what? Are you? Was that the first tilt of the night? Yes, that was also the same past feast where then Mark Steinman and Anastasia, his wife, visited us in Salem and we went to the Witch Museum, which you went to, right? I went to, yeah. Yeah, so. That was. I wish that you were nearby and you were going to come up to Salem. I was like, oh, okay, great, stop by. I didn't realize that says, oh, we've been to the Witch Museum and we're eating at this restaurant and then we're out of here. And you. Yeah. We decided to go to this specific bakery and get like a cannoli or whatever. We went there immediately. Go to Modern, go to the Witch Museum, go to... Did it all. Go to the Saver in the Square. Yeah. We just couldn't hang out with you because I didn't know if pinball related. But, we love you and thank you for being here. Because I'm some pinball-addled... I see how it is. Mystery. What's the worst? We don't know. 750, baby. I love the... I love the... Oh, that's the snake shot. Oh, fuck it. Here we go. Fuck, god damn it. Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. Nancy says don't do wah-wah on camera because then someone could take a video of that and think of it as something different than wah-wah. This is a trumpet, right, Internet? So I hate trumpets? Well you definitely have... You definitely have GC on here. You got this! Yeah! That ain't right. You got a good score going right here. It's not a bad list, boy. All right, so what do we need here? What do we need? We need 322 more. All right. 322 more million. Now you start making justice. Double up. Hey, you found both all day. That was a million and a half right there. Yeah. You mother. You've got over 50. I beat myself. All right, so here's what we're going to do. We're going to play until this piece is gone. That is a lot of pizza. We're not going to make it to the end of that pizza. How much pizza can you eat? this whole pizza. How did he know what kind of pizza you want? Is that your favorite pizza or something? This is my second favorite pizza ever. A lot of places don't like to put sauerkraut on pizza. Hello. Hello. Alright, well, people have asked me about the initials. Some people know. It's the AJK. Oh, right. My son's initials. So, Adam from Montreal also uses those initials. And too bad for him. He's going to have to change his initials. Yeah, no shit. Until Aaron is good enough to set his own high scores. There you go. And then it all bets are off. Back to B.E.K. I'm trying to get my pregnant wife to play in some IPA tournaments to put our child's name in. Because, like, she's killing it pinball right now. Nice. She sucks at pinball. But when she got pregnant, she's been, like, destroying for some reason. I'd like to take it to my seed. But we'll figure out what it is. We'll figure it out. So what you're saying is once the baby has come down, it's over. Yeah. Oh. I'm assuming. We'll figure it out. At least for a few months. Maybe a little longer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To figure out. While she's breastfeeding, I think there's still some residuals there. Should I mark the fifth consecutive victory? The full five, David. Guys, we're going to do an all or nothing when we leave. All right. Go one-handed. Right now? Yeah, so we got pizza, right? We got pizza in one hand. Put one hand in the other way. I got pizza on the fucking machine. That's not good. Nick Campbell, if you're watching, I'm sorry I love you. You're the best. And I'll make out with you. Once I get to Michigan. All the dead flip nerds are just gone. Yeah, I think the phrasing there might be a little of an issue. Yeah. Once the baby comes out, we still suck again? Can you really say that? When the baby comes out, we still suck again. There's no anyone that's here at all. Don't worry about it. We're good. It's all regular adult talk. Oh wait, one handed, right. I just disqualified myself. Oh, you're fine. Whoop! Whoop! I put a PQ by putting a pineapple on the glass. Huh! A pineapple express PQ. Ah! Done. It's me AJ, what's going on buddy? I thought this was going to make me suck, but it really hasn't been that way. What, liquor? I'll tell you, I mean I'm not trying to be that guy, but I have to have some sort of booze in me to play pinball. Is it nerves? Why? It helps reaction time, which sounds stupid, but it definitely kills it. Oh, okay. So your reaction time is better? Oh yeah. either reaction time or like slow reaction time from when I should be dead flipping and I wouldn't flip Oh you're making a better decision You want the game to be slow You're too fast When the baby comes out, you go stuck again I just wanted to point out that the vibe It's like Zyde, dude Five. Give me that five. Oh, five! Logan, I can't. Zespi, is that you, buddy? Because I'm bringing Bowen to your bar when we're done here. That's the shithead that has his own card. Oh my god, the guy's got his own card. Can I sign it? Can I get him to sign mine? Sign the card, bro. Oh, here we go. I'm going to be super excited about having a card. That was one concern. Like, okay, now somebody's going to, someone who wants to get all their card signs. Oh, all the, yeah, exactly. That's all right. I like, I love, I love meeting people who play in pinball. And that's one of the things that the Papa video is amazing about. like every time I go to something like you want I mean there's ten people who are like that's you right absolutely let's talk there's another five people like I know that voice from somewhere but I don't know who that is it's probably anyone has any questions they have a better experience let me play this one thing they don't even know my face looks like but if you want to know how to actually really do something that might have clinched it. Man, what the fuck? Do I stop? No, one handed all day. What do we want? One handed what? One handed sparky. Okay. How about some one handed left rear? How about left handed, wait. God damn pizza everywhere. The sad part is like, you play a game and you can't get Sparky, which happens to me pretty often. You never play the whole game and then they let you Sparky. Then you play one hand and it gets Sparky. You're like, such a shit about your normal. God damn. He's using the pizza to replace the gel. Yeah, Nancy met Ed Ed Robertson from Barenaked Ladies, and Ed Robertson reaction is, It's Bo and Carrots' wife! Oh, it's sad. It's a name. It's really funny and sad, and yeah, Nancy deserves better. In all sorts of ways, but especially in that one. Molly, Pinball Molly, was Bo picking on me on the internet, and apparently Ed Robertson told her not to. You need to do more me casting, sir. I really think that's where it's at. To do more what? You need to do more me casting. Me casting? That's right. What is me casting? What am I missing here? What magical thing is that? This is me casting. I am casting right now. For me. For me. Welcome to the me show. I'm your host, me. All right. We're going to play one more game. screw that pizza and then we're going to get the hell out of here and if you, ladies and gentlemen are in your Chicago land area and you want to play some pinball at a bar that is fucking dope donate to kids go to Logan Arcade, it's at the corner of Western and Fullerton it is the nicest collection of pins you'll ever see and it's open to the public and there's beer and you know all the other stuff that comes to the bar like a toilet. So get ready. So this is all or nothing Bowen, I'm sorry. We're doing all or nothing right now. It's hair grease now. You gotta run the piece of grease through the hair baby. Oh! That couldn't have been a more ridiculous death save. This game was on maybe one leg at that point. We'll just fix the camera there. Love you. What? Oh, and then Sparky said it. Sparky. You can figure out that it was time we're all on the ground. I did it. Those little horse videos. Hopping on a flight. Get out of here, ding dong. This is your song. Dude, I fucking love this song. LCD sound system, baby. Ramp out. Dude! Mom! Wait, I already had... Yo, there is no two death saving. Okay, settle down, camera. Oh my God. We're turning into something. Did you just say there's no two death saving? Oh. Are you watching TV right now? You watching TV right now? Au contraire. Danger. Pow, pow, pow, pow. What is it? Pow, pow, pow. Pow. Pow. This is a song about which one is their favorite Gasol brother. No? Oh! Almost got the double there. Pow! Pow, pow, pow, pow. Oh, geez. How is that a tilt? Not better. Yeah, thanks, Jamie. I appreciate it, buddy. How is that a tilt? In every possible world. This is a multiverse theory. In every multiverse, that was a tilt. He flipped the machine upside down. He's a greasy pear. He's a greasy pear. Alright, we got the worst post-ball hour here. And... We're going to be heading over tonight. Actually, after this game. You want a multi-throw? Yeah. In the bar? Actually, I'm leaving now. We're going to let Bowen talk about it. Eat the rest of the pizza. Internet, I do believe we should do some sort of crowdfunding thing for you guys to buy me a Ghostbusters. Oh, my God. What are you doing? I don't need that. No. I'm just giving it to you. They will. They absolutely do. Yeah. I do not and have not owned a pinball machine. Bow, bow, bow, bow. All right, so you see. Bow, bow, bow, bow. Oh, no, blew it. You only have ten times my score, so you're staying there for a chance. Fuck you, Jack. All right, thanks, Jim Hines. Cool. Blew it. Bloot. Wait, wait, no, okay. Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. I got bones. Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. Pinball rebates. There's no fucking way. Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. I was tweeted something. Bow. Was that a butt tweet? From this position, this was a butt tweet. I got bones. Bow. Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. The thing you need to take out is the Was that a butt tweak? From this position, this was a butt tweak. I got my own. Bam! They're saying you need to pay Gavin. I don't know what that means. Gavin? Yeah, you gotta pay Gavin something. Oh, thanks. Gavin's our tech, and he's fucking incredible. That's awesome. Yeah. I'll tell you why, this game is in great condition. I agree. Calculator. I spelled metal. Now I can shoot the right ramper. Licka. I spelled metal. Where we going? Battery? Yeah. Battery? Alright, battery. Discovery. That's how we... Discovery. Discovery. These guys really like discovery. Oh, that's a discovery. Catch it. Flip it. That's it, if you can. How bad is the playfield octo-three-three fix? Oh, what are you talking about? Looking forward to seeing GOAT fucking Gaten. Dude, uh, water polo, I love that I have the convention this good that I have. That's alright. I get to play GOAT before any other players get to play it. Yeah, screw you man. Any old tabby ships you have? I'm not even gonna say anything. They already got a guy over there who's got more world championships than I do. Parker's shouting hi at the TV. Hi, Parker. Whoever Parker is. Parker? Parker, I love you. Parker, he can't move. Parker Lewis, my man. Wait, no, Toby Gillis. No, Parker Lewis. Oh, Parker Lewis. Yeah, that's right. Toby Gillis. What decade is this? Yeah, anyway. Yeah. Toby. Why would you have to know? Toby. Yeah, I watched nothing but ridiculous video games. Oh man. It's like freaking Gilligan as a beatnik. Yup. Yup. That's where the whole man comes from. Oh man. Double scoring. Oops! Oh! How do you miss that? What's a card that Bowen and the- No! You Sunderpants! Bowen doesn't have a card. But the guy that owns the Smokin' Arcade does have a card. We're talking about twin galaxies. There's like pinball celebrities that have cars. I do not have a car. Bowen doesn't have a fucking car, which doesn't make any sense. Car or car? Both. What do you want me to have a car here for? To drive my ass around, buddy. Not Parker Ray Jr. Wait, what? Roy Parker Jr., not Parker Ray Jr. Uh, yeah, not a flying toy. You changed your message there last minute, that was weird. Really? I don't know how to bang back. No, don't do that. I don't know how to bang back either. Don't ever do it. Jason Wordrick knows how to do it. None of what I ever do is bang back. Don't do it. Any of what you saw from me, none of that was bang back. Don't bang back. Bang back is that you're going to hurt your wrist like hell. Yeah. I had Jason Wordrick over to play Twilight Zone and he showed me what a bang back was about 40 times. I'm like, how is your hand not fucking destroyed? It is. Because he's just like, put it down. It is destroyed, basically. Oh, my God. He destroyed the part that couldn't take pain. That's like a sports injury. Yeah. You get it right down to the base here. Kids, he'd say. Does Keith Elwin have a card? That's a good question. I have no idea. I don't pay attention to any of the cards, honestly. I have a big ego, so I like that shit. People who want the cards can have the cards. That's cool. Boom. And Walter. Nice Walter does that. Walter Day. What a champion. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming out. Big round of applause for Bo and Karen, ladies and gentlemen. You beat me every fucking game we played. I only had four million that one game. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's all percentage based. Tune in next week. I don't care what's going to happen. Whatever. If you have nothing going on tonight here in the Chicagoland area, come out to Logan Arcade tonight. We're going to be there drinking some brews. I don't know how late Bowen's going to hang out, but I'm going to get shitty tonight and play some pinball. Be there and hang out. Bowen, I love you brother. You too, man. Thanks for having me. Alright, folks, have a good night. Go play some pinball and I'll see you tomorrow. Goodbye. You know, that I miss. Now, the funny thing about MIDI controllers is that they're not really that good. They're not really that good. They're not really that good. They're not really that good. They're not really that good. They're not really that good. The funny thing about MIDI controllers is it's pressure based so the number from this is different from the number from this is different from the number from that. Yeah. It's stupid. Alright, I love you guys. Goodbye. Yay! MIDI controllers.