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Day 3 of WORLD CUP SOCCER '94!! March 2015 - 1 / 2

Dead Flip·video·2h 0m·analyzed·Mar 30, 2015
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TL;DR

DeadFlip plays World Cup Soccer pinball; casual streaming content with no industry impact.

Summary

DeadFlip livestream from March 2015 featuring Jack Danger, Richie Townsend, and Crystal Gemnick playing World Cup Soccer pinball at Logan Arcade in Chicago. The stream includes casual gameplay commentary, banter about upcoming events, technical discussion of streaming setup, and miscellaneous pop culture references. No significant industry news or machine announcements.

Key Claims

  • Jack Danger intentionally donates to top Twitch channels to get his chat messages read as a form of publicity

    high confidence · Jack explicitly states 'I do that anyway man I go to like top twitch channels and donate five bucks just so I can have them read what I say'

  • Jaded (presumably software/game logic) now tracks and judges current tilts against a tilt record

    medium confidence · Statement that 'Jaded now has in his programming it judges our current tilts to our record of tilts' with a record of 30 tilts in a week on Metallica

  • World Cup Soccer machine at Logan Arcade is 'the only nice playable World Cup Soccer within 150 miles of Chicago proper'

    medium confidence · Jack Danger states this as context for why they are playing at this location

  • Jack Danger uses OBS-style streaming software (Camo/Twitch split functionality) and CamQuest for graphics/animations

    high confidence · Jack describes his streaming technical setup: 'For software, don't wave, I'm using Cam The Twist going into Coco's plate...Coco splits what I'm using to broadcast to Twitch, and Camquist is what I'm using to do all my graphics'

  • Team play at World Cup Soccer uses a three-person point system (3-2-1) that increases by one point for each additional player

    high confidence · Explicit tournament scoring discussion where 'The point value goes up now that Nick's playing, so it's 321. The point value of the tournament here goes up one point for every person.'

Notable Quotes

  • “The only nice playable World Cup Soccer within 150 miles of Chicago proper.”

    Jack Danger@ 6:59 — Indicates rarity of this specific machine in the Chicago area, establishing importance of this venue for serious players

  • “My goal this week is to hit two billion. I'm already part of the Billionaires Club but I need to be a member of the Two Billionaires Club.”

    Jack Danger@ 9:49 — Establishes personal challenge goal for the week of streaming at World Cup Soccer

  • “I'm in love with the cocoa.”

    Multiple speakers@ 0:00 — Recurring joke/reference throughout stream, appears to be inside joke among the group

  • “Jaded now has in his programming it judges our current tilts to our record of tilts. Our record is 30 in a week right now. And that was done on Metallica.”

    Speaker discussing game logic@ 4:20 — Technical detail about game tracking and competitive reference to Metallica pinball

  • “If you go to Tilt Forums, Google Tilt Forums, and there's a live streaming pinball thread, and I go into great detail on how we set ours up, And we have, like, one of the cheapest setups.”

    Jack Danger@ 26:39 — Jack provides resource recommendation for viewers interested in streaming pinball

Entities

Jack DangerpersonRichie TownsendpersonCrystal GemnickpersonNickpersonDeadFliporganizationLogan ArcadeorganizationWorld Cup Soccergame

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Jack Danger actively monetizing engagement through selective donations to establish community presence across platforms

    high · Jack explicitly describes donating $5 to top Twitch channels solely to have his chat messages read: 'I do that anyway man I go to like top twitch channels and donate five bucks just so I can have them read what I say'

  • ?

    event_signal: Multi-day World Cup Soccer streaming session at Logan Arcade serving as community gathering point

    high · Jack states 'Day 3 of WORLD CUP SOCCER '94!!' and references 'pinball every single day this week' with multiple guest players participating

  • ?

    technology_signal: DeadFlip using advanced streaming setup with multiple camera angles, real-time graphics/animations, and split broadcasting to Twitch

    high · Jack provides detailed technical explanation of streaming software stack including camera control (Camquist), graphics animation, and lower thirds generation

Transcript

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0:00
I'm in love with the cocoa. Turn it up. Yo, are you in love with the cocoa? I don't know. I'm in love with the cocoa. Richie T, hooking it up. So you saw my message about the basketball party tonight, right? How much does it cost? And pinball every single day this week. I know. And, of course, Jeff has to have his bachelor party on a weeknight at Logan Arcade.
0:39
Want to go to a bachelor party? Sure. Is it? I don't know. It's open tomorrow. I don't know. Did you drive here? Yeah. Are you going? Yeah. I mean, it's at 8, so I'll need to snack some food.
0:51
My man. Yo. You want to be my chauffeur tonight? When did you start asking? Yeah. I'm sorry. I feel terrible.
1:05
Alright, I don't feel terrible anymore. We ended up talking a lot on Monday. With the who-legons? No, with Till Chamberlain. Oh, really? Yeah, we were head-for-head the entire match. No shit. That's great. They won split-flip her. Ah, it came down to a tiebreaker.
1:26
Who did they put? They had Ben and Leckie and we had Andy and Dan. They got multiball in the mystery.
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1:37
Multiball in the mystery? Wait, in 10, you have to turn that thing to fucking tournament settings. That's bullshit. Well, they don't have it on tournament settings. Because that's Shark and Shootout, right? Yep. Yeah, that's what was happening with us, too. I... Because you get that multiball right away. That can't be multiball. Because I was... When I was playing that, my very first game, every time I shot that mystery hole, it would give me a multiball. And I'm talking on stepping out the very first game, play, get a multiball done. Get the next mystery hole, another multiball. Like it just kept feeding it to me. And then, like, Nick or someone would step up, and there's like, a million, there's nothing. Yeah, garbage. Like, here's 250,000 points. Can't play... I can't play that thing anymore. That was good. It's just a dope thing.
2:26
Team Crystal. Already with this. That's tight. So you can hear that Crystal's here. Crystal is here. Give us two minutes and we'll turn the cameras on. We like to keep it on time. Five o'clock.
2:42
I was watching... So Conan O'Brien's team, Team Coco, like his creative team, they have a Twitch channel now. And they were playing Battlefield or something. And I signed in. And they were talking about how they were in LA. And I was like, yo. And I did this field in the chat. I was like, I challenge you, asshole. Just some pinball playoff to Chicago. And they literally stopped.
3:10
And the guy who was playing was like, deathlift. I'm like, the pinball guy. you get us out there we'll play you and I was like well I don't want to pay for it but Jaden thanks for the help buddy that's called paying for publicity yeah I do that anyway man I go to like top twitch channels and donate five bucks just so I can have them read what I say like hey this wasn't real pitbull look back out and you sound exactly like that yeah that's what I said I know that's what I said that's how other people read them Richie, remember, it may be an advantage to us for next week if something happens to Jack tonight. You want him to be cast or something?
3:53
I see. He's got something in his cicada. Thanks, Dan. Wait. I already got a cicada. I already had like a flight of beers for lunch, man. I'm ready for tonight.
4:07
Dan, I will do my best to make sure this doesn't happen. Yeah, perfect. Both arms broken. I'll still figure out how to win.
4:15
Yeah, Jaded now has in his programming it judges our current tilts to our record of tilts. Oh, wow. So our record is 30 in a week right now. And that was done on Metallica. Wow.
4:32
30 in a freaking week. It's Redonkio. It is Redonkio. Yeah. I'm in love with the cocoa. Man, that song is so catchy. Yeah. You haven't heard that song? I've heard it, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's on the radio now, that's right. Yeah, my friend's on the radio. For a while it was just like this joke that was on the internet, but now it's... I have friends from California, and I guess that means something. Like, California. Well, watch the video, you'll know exactly what they're talking about. I don't know what this is. I don't need to mention it. To do cool things. It's rap music. I wouldn't know anything. There's a guy literally sitting at a table with mountains of cocaine everywhere. He's weighing it, cutting it. There's little kids singing this song. It's a fun song. I love a cocoa, but it's cocaine. And then the hook, the hook, alright? The hook is, baking soda, I got baking soda. He's like, cut. It's drugs. And now it's on the radio. The whole damn song is about drugs. Wow. Donate to drugs. Wouldn't that be the same as buying them? Wait, yes. Folks, don't buy drugs, donate to drugs. Or donate to your local dealers. Or don't. Or don't, drugs are bad. DT cocaine kids. Okay, we're done. See? Yeah, I know. The internet just takes something and... Give him an inch.
6:07
Camera? You look like a serious biker guy. Me or Richie? If it's me, awesome. It's working. Not me with my shitty ripped flannel.
6:20
Shitty ripped flannel. Donate to kids. Good evening, Pennheads, and welcome back to Dead Blit Pinball. Today is day three on World Cup Soccer.
6:29
It's going to be, you know, Pretty calm day. We have a lot of drinking. Man, we've been doing a lot of drinking. I've already done a lot of drinking today. We have a bachelor party to go to tonight at Logan Arcade. You should just go if you're in Chicago. I'm sure Jeff would like to see you. You don't know Jeff. He's the guy that's got long, girly hair. It's also Logan Arcade. Oh, crap. It's going to be a swap there. Holy shards.
6:58
Yeah, World Cup Soccer. the only nice playable World Cup soccer within 150 miles of Chicago proper. Crystal Gemnick is back. Hashtag Team Crystal.
7:12
Richie Townsend's here from PCP. He's here to deliver some PCP. Hashtag Richie sells PCP. I'm Jack Danger.
7:26
And Nick might be joining us later. we never know. We never know. Nick is just, he's the norm of cheers, you know? You're just, you're watching the show and then all of a sudden he pops in and everyone's like Nick! And he plays and then he disappears again. Talks to the mailman, which I guess is Richie. What's that dude's name?
7:47
Norm. No, not Norm. Norm is the large guy. Cliff. Cliff Clavin. Who's he? I'll be Sam, the bartender. Obviously. Why not? Anyway, enough of this crap. We're going to switch it over. Practice games.
8:05
Then we'll do the 2-1-0 nonsense. If you have any questions about World Cup soccer, please post them in the chat. I'll try to explain what I'm doing while I'm playing.
8:15
And, like, secrets. Actually, the only one secret. It's down here. It's not my... Anyway. It's my foot.
8:26
Anyway, Team Crystal. So if I click this thing... Well, click this thing... That is what I sound like, you son of a bitch. Well, if I click this thing...
8:38
You'll see quickly that, um... My processor isn't calculating the... Here we go. Where's the DMD? That's the wrong one. Wrong one. You left your phone out? No, I've never seen him in so long.
9:00
Jack trying to look like an 80s cop. Look like. You should have worn those when you were playing Getaway. I should have done a lot of things when Getaway was here and now it's gone and now I cry every night. Oh yeah. Along with Iron Man.
9:14
Along with Fishtails. You should do like a little segment where it's like a we remember. Just like slow-mo black and white of me like hitting Fishtails and getting pissed at it. Having to flip that on so they can use the house. The Iron Man video is pretty much a stand-up. Dude, yeah. Actually, all those games. I'm glad they're gone, dude.
9:35
Rest in peace. Yeah, alright. Rest in pinball. Love you. Alright, so we'll do a little practice game here. Like I said, my goal this week is to hit two billion. I'm already part of the Billionaires Club but I need to be a member of the Two Billionaires Club.
9:54
So Richie, once we start it off Sure thing. You know what you're shooting for here, obviously. Yep. Alright, man. Skill shot and then... Duel. Aw, thanks, J-Dan. Duel!
10:09
Twitter. Team Crystal. Oh, man. You won't believe it. Team Crystal. All over! In the place. So good. Thanks, guys. So much support. Yeah, you need a Xenon. I agree. I'm not sure. Good one, James? Yeah.
10:30
Yeah, alright, Cora, I'd love to get my hands on this game. Actually, I need to get my hands on some more games because we are, uh... It's not that we're running low, we just have fewer than we've had. I'd like to get my hands on a Circus Voltaire or a Theater of Magic because I was talking to John Papaduke and he can't come this week, but he's coming soon and I want one of his games on screen. And I'd rather not play it.
10:56
Oh, Vince, do you have a Xena? Bring that. This is over here. Here's the deal, Vince. Bring it on. If you want to sell it, I'll sell you some incredible games or just a pile of play. I'm only wearing these sunglasses because I'm hungover, okay guys? Oh crap. Whoa! What the hell? There's like a little secret door back there. Whoa! That was cool. I had never seen that before. Whoa my god! That didn't work. And turn. Got it. Love you. 30 million for a penalty kick. And switch. Oh, he's cold. Feel good. He's gonna have been drinking already. Uh, that's good shot, Jayden. You need to hit all three. Yeah, that's true. Little children! Ah, the slob. What's up, champ? The person next to us just sold me a Xena. Not the most interesting game. Audio can be annoying. Best back glass in pinball. I think one of the best back glasses in pinball is hard bodies. Look it up. Looks like an 80s workout video. Shards, what am I doing? Oh my god. Pop it over? Nope.
13:02
Ah, that's a luck shot. Don't make the kids. Two belly clubs, you can do it, V. I screwed up. Not that you can borrow it, I would gloriously borrow it. Got it. We'll call Kevin, I'll give Gavin some money to pick it up, and drop it off. I think that works out best for everybody. And then you can be on the show! Hey, my man. What's on the scene? Oh, I thought you quit smoking or something. 60 days, so it's, uh, I put, uh, watch our YouTube cat video. I think I remember who put that. Man, Nerd Voice is fun. Especially when you're wearing glasses, you can like, push them up. Well, uh, yeah, this game was designed by John Colony. Like, it's like Nerd Poo-Bag. It's like, it's like, it's like... Everyone is making Super Bowl memes. What? That was sweet. Everything was my job. Baller. I'm worth a huge amount. Oh, you're fine. You can get a hundred million to sleep, Crystal. Oh, I'm sleeping right now. Yeah, with that. Oh, yes. Yes. Hash brown, cream crispies.
14:36
Damn it. Oh, I had some of the delicious garlic from Kohl's today. They have like, did you see the special today? The special today is like, take over a grilled romaine lettuce thing with green peas and green grapes and stuff. Oh, it's so good.
14:53
And then I drank a flight of beer. Is that, um, all that beer brewed there? Yeah, that's their... they have an orange beer there then that just tastes like orange juice. And it's like 7.5% alcohol.
15:10
Nailed it. Do Cobras permanently change their sign? No, they're still Cobra, it's just, uh... That's their, um... The brewery is called...
15:25
Like, Hard... No. I don't know. I guess some dude with goggles and... I think it's called like glass. Glass beer. Glass beer me. Leather beer me. Shouldn't I have another ball here? I believe I should too. That sort of ripped me off there, kid. I should have another ball. I think I should have another ball. That, uh, that sort of ripped me off there, kid, but I could have had another call. Unless I had to lock another call, I don't know. I think it might have gotten...
16:03
I'mma kill you. Yo, what's up? P.S.P. Gamer! What's crackin', buddies? Nope. Whoa, Brad is in Las Vegas because of the, uh, the finals. I wonder if Script Pinball could be a thing. Loser in turn has to undress. Um, yeah. Just not on screen. Right. That's against the rules. Well, uh, that's against the rules. If you look at the, uh, Twitch, uh, TOS, that's the Terms of Service. Dammit. Ah. I finally got Season 4 running thanks to someone in chat tipping me off. That's awesome dude. Yeah Brad, good luck out there man. It's you and the Enterprise. Lord's Gate. Who needs me? Oh, no. No! I'll fart. Okay. Time for a billion. Yes. Oh, they're only giving me one city. Love it.
17:29
Spin. All right. Spin it. Nope. Yes. Nope. Let's go. I love that shot. Three goals. My man. The BB is lit. All the spinners ready. I'm going to play. Nope. That was a lot of trust happening there. Yeah. Nope. Wow. That was a lot of trust happening. Yeah. Sling held. Oh, God. Oh. Holy. Calm down, dude. Jeez. Can you backhand this? Do we know? I'm not sure. Alright, don't do that. Yeah, that's very good. Some heavy hitters out there, I'm sure, man. Oh, I got my watch stolen, that's true. I think that's why I only hit some balls. Alright, uh, pro tip, never play strip poker in a, I don't even know what that means, a onesie. Yeah, you sort of set yourself up for failure there. Travel in the city. Nailed it. That was a full ass tea party I got there. Oh, fall in, I love you. Okay, we're going to try to back cam this. Oh, I'm going to take you out.
19:22
Well, that's done. That doesn't do anything. Alright, uh, alright. So, I will start us off, then Richie, you'll pull up the rear. The best position. Pulling the rear. Pulling up the rear. Alright. I don't feel fine.
19:53
Please, keep the fire. Love the shots this game gave you. Yeah. Okay, here we go. And this begins our two hours of destroying the game. Let's do this.
20:09
Ultra Jazz. Nailed it. Half-Ramp Men. We got all those things. That tea party was too fast, I was denied my beloved gulp call out. That gulp call out wouldn't be terrible if they took out every two gulps. Because it's like a gulp per 30 moves, like, per half a second. Trying to bank it off the kick that targeted in the final drop. Ooh, I don't know if I like that. Go, go, go! I didn't even trust that he was on purpose, by the way. Oh, nice. Three. Oh, that's too likely. Three money. Three money! I'm going to win! Oh, man! What a play! He did it. He did it. Three! Oh, you hit. No checks. That was really weird.
21:20
That's the Reno. Ooh. Way to go. Aww. Lost a big bonus. What's up, Gearson? Bank shot into Final Draw works on my end. I know, I'm kidding.
21:43
Thanks for the internal drag. That was frightening though. The director's a thirsty boy. Wait, yeah, Fred, if you win, are you the mayor of Indiana now?
22:00
What does it mean to be a teenager? The third block earns a word. Oh, here we go, girl. You got $30 million. Oh, whoa. Yeah. Thank you. Wait. Yeah, you got it. That was bullshit, but you got it. Thank you. Where you going? Please John, I'm pretty scared. Pretty scared. It's a lady playing good. Yeah. It's a patriarchy thing, bro. John's a different kind. Ready to go? Okay. I love that guy. Why are you in the shape of something? I'm in the shape of a man. Why are you in the shape of something? Yeah. It's your honey boy. Oh, what the hell was that? It was beautiful. It was a football thing. Alright, that's it. Thank you. Nice job. Can you hear it? You got that feeling? Oh! Good ball, Crystal. That was it.
23:28
Flip. That voice. It's like you got scared or something when we recorded it. Pops. Oh, you dummy. No, I'm a soda guy. You like pops? I should. Now you get control of the ball. He's a cop. You son of a bitch. Crystal, you're so strong, kick them asses. She said okay, which means it's gonna happen.
24:22
What's this, what's this harem they're talking about here? here. Where? Down here? Oh yeah, totally.
24:35
Uh, a bounce off of something else? Oh. That ain't it. Three goals. Alright, now what's I don't know, what's this bounce they're talking about here?
24:52
I'm just gonna forehand the crap out of this. It's a lot later in the Clipper than you think it is. Oh, Canada.
25:08
Alright, Canada everybody! Yeah, he's doing his job. Oh my god, he's really doing his job. I knocked it out of the freaking kick? There he is. Yep. I think I confused the game.
25:45
Alright, I gotta let it fall, too. Right flipper bait off of the green kickback target. No kidding! That seems like more trouble than it's worth.
25:59
Whenever you're ready, buddy. That's all. Oh, thanks, Richie. Thanks, Uncle Carmy. Damn it, Uncle Carmy.
26:11
Damn it, Uncle Carmy. God damn it, Uncle Kermie. Any advice on pinball streaming? I will give you all the advice you want. If you go to Tilt Forums, Google Tilt Forums, and there's a live streaming pinball thread, and I go into great detail on how we set ours up, And we have, like, one of the cheapest setups.
26:50
Love you, love your show. Long-time listener, first-time caller. Yeah, man, the Canadian goalie, unstoppable.
27:11
That's not anything that I wanted. Smith! Nailed it. I don't know, but they're lit and they're not doing anything for me.
27:24
Can you backhand? Alright, never mind. I'm done asking that. Nailed it. It's earlier. Smith! What do you got? Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?
27:55
Can you knock the goalie set off? I'm trying. Jack, safety 69. This is my favorite fucking person. Jump wave. All you need is a handful of Logitech C920s. Hi buddy. Peek-a-boo! Oh, thanks for helping me with my life. Hi, friend. Uh, put me in a bin. Um, okay. They stole my growlers until like two days ago. It's too late. Of what? That orange shirt. Oh, that's so good. I was like, hook me up with a growler. Let's go see him. They go, so many people are buying this, we can't sell growlers. It's so delicious. It's an orange growler. We can't sell it. It's so delicious. It's an orange juice. It's so good. If Brad's going to lose the end of the session, he's good.
28:47
Yeah, if Brad's in. I'll be in the next game. I will. I'll be in, coach. Long time listener, last time listener.
29:00
Pop the spot. Sorry, I only caught that. No, that's incredible. Long time listener, last time listener.
29:07
Alright, I'm not doing this. Alright, we're gonna try this. You're gonna keep some of the initials in the character. No, I can't do that, chat.
29:26
So, for software, don't wave, I'm using Cam Twist going into Coco's plate. I love Coco. Coco splits what I'm using to broadcast to Twitch, and Camquist is what I'm using to do all my graphics, all the animations, all the rotations of the cameras. We have lower thirds that we've made up and down. Here, I'll show you one. You can backhand the scoop, yes. Thank you You can also forehand the scoop You can also drain the scoop Do those animations, bro. I know, I gotta get on that. I want an animation. I want an animation. I can do a... I'm going to do a wheel. I already know that. I think the food thing's important.
30:39
Team food. Oh my god. I'm juggling here, kid. Oh, I got it? Cool. Alright. That's a great question. I think the game's great. The Spanish goalie, 10.
31:18
No, goalie blocked it. Canadian goalie. Hashtag Canadian goalie. Oh, nice. Yay! The voice track is real, kid.
31:53
No amount of butt punching is getting me up that ramp. Alright, I'm done shooting. I'm not done shooting. Okay, now I'm done shooting this thing. I got dirty. I got dirty too.
32:13
On the fly, on the fly! Get it in there! Man, that goalie deserves a raise, man. That goalie deserves a raise! Unstoppable!
32:27
There's the bill. Oh shit, we've almost got World Cup spell too. I just have to hit that one more time. Oh god. That wasn't ball three was it? Nope, ball three. Awww. Welcome to the Billy Club. No, we're leaving the extra ball trick on. We like that. You like that. Water Polo, good to see you buddy. Water Polo! You look so stupid.
33:06
You love the new animated slipper? Thanks Papa. I keep trying to think of a... We're gonna have a full blown frickin' TV show out of this thing in no time. I just need time to animate everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna need time to get myself a couple of new projects. Oh, you know that song. Who sings that? Oh, let's keep that one. Wingo! You can have a character on the show, someone who, can you just speak up here? Yeah, yeah totally. Oh, I love it. Someone that you can never see who it is, but just walks up and dominates. You could probably do that with that.
33:58
One of my favorite callouts from Kenobi, Wolfing the Boatman. JD, have a flipper flash tilt when JD does his tilt. Yeah, no kidding, that'd be great. I bet I can control that somehow with atmosphere.
34:16
Nicely done, Richie. Eh, not bad. I think I'm finally going. Listen, you got one more ball to get that bid. Actually, you got it. You got to get the ball.
34:28
I got all the balls. There we go. Oh, that is tough. Eight. No. That was like the cleanest. Three balls. The cleanest. All right.
34:43
World Cup's ready. Look at that. I'm going to take a nap. No, don't sleep. Now, Crystal, get ready for your ball. Oh, by the way, this is like 30 seconds in the past. No, it quits, does that two less. Alright, I don't like bringing the head in. Just need to hit the spinner. Please? Oh my god, explain that. Oh my god, Sling Hell!
35:25
There you go. Oh! That was it, I had World Cup. He heard you Jack.
35:47
Is that a thing? Pause her out. That's it! He jinxed himself by noticing the World Cup almost in his mouth. No, no, no! Oh, Rixie, you moved in the wrong direction, didn't you? You had that. I wanted to add a few, but I left that. Okay, fella. Woo!
36:11
Ah, totally fed. Nope, thank you. Whoa! What? Yo, you're getting a lock for that. That was some bullshit. That's garbage. That is total garbage. You do that again. You're still in this magic. Your lock's ready, by the way. Or your multiple. Oh, there you go.
36:33
Uncle Carmy, uh, they have an orange beer that is freaking phenomenal. The rest of them are pretty good. But that orange beer they have is knockout, dude. Pull it, guys. Alright, so let's pull up the scores. That was amazing. Alright, so we have Jack, Nick, Ricky, and... Why did you not get a second? It's already in here. So Jack gets two points. You got a second? You get a point. The point value goes up now that Nick's playing, so it's 321.
37:18
The point value of the tournament here goes up one point for every person. Last, uh, last play still gets last place.
37:30
Yeah, Free Orange Wit. Oh, God, it's so good. Oh, it also has John Candy as the logo. Oh, man. He's comedian. He was comedian. Uh, it doesn't taste like Blue Moon, it tastes like frickin' orange juice. Um, alright, so I'm gonna go for... ...Gratty, Crustle, then Nuck, and then you just go. Gettin' everyone's name wrong! And you just go! I thought you just go. Swip! Oh, dude. He only knows what I'm playing, that's for sure. That's the best.
38:11
Mom? Um, what the hell? Alright. Goalie. Goalie. Yeah! I want a Mick Jagger goalie also. It tastes like orange juice, not orange drink. Like Teddy Bear. Oh, baby, that. I love hitting that. What happened?
38:44
All right, Richie. Uh-huh. Do something nasty. Nasty. Rattler. You know, if Rattler was way more alcoholic, I would drink it all the time. Not saying that's how I judge my beers, but it didn't ever. Oh, yeah, that's why Sparks and Poor Logo got taken off the shelves, because people were mixing it with more alcohol. What's wrong with that? But, well, I guess it's Poor Logo here. Is that why it's here? Rattlers actually are taken in Germany, that people use, where they take their beer and they make them into something. I guess apparently they're a part of Germany that will take their beer and make them into something. Wow. There's a Coors Rattler, which is incredible. It's like an orange food. Coors. What? Here, here, here. I mean, I think the part is really pretty, but I had to do something with the beer steamer. And it's, uh, a little sidebar. The beer steamer? Yeah. It's not like the, like, the original, you know, the old-fashioned stuff. Oh, okay. Oh, it looks like you're doing that. The beer steamer! It's a beer steamer. Like, um, what's the, like, what's the name of the beer? Uh, well, Garstiger is on Capilaccio. Rob Schneider. Rob Schneider's on the path? Yeah. Is that Nick? No, that's you, dude. Nick is last place. Optimita. Spot.
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Oh, there you go. Kirsten's commenting on your improvement. Yeah, that's a real improvement. Rain, time, day. Kyle Drogan.
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Kyle Drogan. What's up, Stego Rattler? Oh, the drink is so good. What's up, Coors Rattler? Dude, remember this summer? Yo, peace to Coors Rattler. All we did was drink Coors Rattler. That stuff in a bathing suit is so tasty. The, um... What were those wine marinas we were drinking? I can't drink those anymore. Those are rough. We have a fridge full of them and I don't know what to do with them. Oh, those are the Bud Light Lime-a-rita. We got the Straw-b-a-rita. Oh, strawberry's the best Lime-a-rita! It's like drinking... It's heavy. It's like syrup and alcohol. Alright, who do I have to beat here? Who's winning right now? Uh, Grisby. Oh, no, me. But I got my bill in half already. Oh, you're in the bill, Grisby? Oh, hey there! Wait a minute! Where was that? I asked the car. Stop thinking I'm a turtle. Just kidding. That keeps me. I was trying to make fun of you because that thing where you were like, Oh, when I was playing? I heard her voice. Yeah.
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Sugary. Yeah. I don't need it. You don't know? Jack, 50, 69. Hey. You don't need that thing? No. You don't need that thing? No. You don't? Oh, my. I have to play John the Turbo. Yeah. Hey Nick, remember that one time at band camp? Wow, welcome to, what is it, six years ago? Mighty Squirrel, full, full. Hey Nick, you're doing great. Congrats on having a baby again. Thank you. Mighty Squirrel. Mighty Squirrel who? He's got a little baby. Congratulations. He's the first guy to control a baby. He did it. Yeah. I'm just trying to guess the three orange one is 7.5% strong white ale. Nice, neat, try that. It's still good. It is the donkey. The donkey. Alright, here we go, finally. That is only at Cobra. Yes, Jack, safety is 59. And they don't have flowers. And they don't have flowers because of being off in large amounts. I wanted a fight to hold me that way. Oh my god. I was looking at the outlings. Playing sling-pong in the drain. Like a ding-dong. Aww, cute. Like a donger. Jackie Donger. Oh, come on, Mom. Aww, parts. Oh, the goalie! This goalie hates my guts. I tilted at World Cup, by the way. My last game. I hit the spinner for World Cup and it was coming down dirty so I shook it and I tilted it. Oh! The big one! The wizard mode. I know, I thought you were talking about the... That's what you go from a billion to four billion. Yeah. Robbie's power.
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Is it like a pin de monde? It's light. It's light. It's heavy alcohol, but it's not heavy. No, not at all. That's my favorite kind of alcohol. Is it alcohol? Alcohol. It doesn't taste like alcohol. Do you know how to pass the acid papers? Oh yeah, that's really good. You'll lock them up. Alright, rest your hands. Ready? Come on, ready. Reggie Townsend. Reggie Townsend! Ow! Reggie Thompson! Don't forget Reggie Thompson. I've been doing this cinema about to drain, and I put my foot behind me like I'm bowling or something. No, it's like what you're doing is you're committing defeat, and you're walking away. Dave Kemp's like, what are you, great, he's already gone, but what you're doing is you're taking some away from potential... I like to think I'm bowling. You're not bowling!
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No! That's your ball. The ball doesn't drain here. The ball doesn't drain. It gets put into a feeder, and it goes all the way up top. I love that sound. And then it tickles the DMV. It's not exactly that. Ah! Eric! You still have control over it until you're . Like, you have to wait for it. Yeah. Yeah! Get in there! And then you're . Oh! You have to say your ball is tickling the DMV. My ball is tickling the DMV. Here we go, third draw. I'm going to try to, actually I'm going to get a goal first.
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I'll take it. Oh nice, play some World Cup Soccer tonight. Oh, nice, play some World Cup Soccer tonight.
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Alright, so I have one ball left to take down all the nerds. Can I please keep getting the same frickin' lights on the skill shots? That'd be great.
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Nailed it. Do you have to eat all your ketchup chips? I just heard the root from my mouth with those ketchup chips. I ate them all. This was the line from yesterday. Jack goes, I think I've got to eat. I'm going to eat. Down the rest of his ketchup chips, like catch all of them. Catching the top edge of them. You ripped the bag and just like... Is there lichen in there? Uh, I think I have lichen. Yeah. Oh, you gotta be playing this. Hey! You're playing this like, yo, all of a sudden, you know, you're playing this like, oh, man. No, whenever I think I've got to be using this. Aww. I think I even played this a couple more times. No! Uh-oh. Dude, yeah. But when you used to do it with 80, I'm doing it with 10. Mine! Hey, you know how you get to pee? Can I pet? Oh, go away! What is happening? How do you get up?
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I never get rants when I need to get rants. What? Um... That was a good one. What was that joke someone was trying to tell? Oh, the crystal where Brad starts to breathe it? Oh, yeah. Come on, Brad. Come on. It's not funny to hang out with. Check out this bicep. Nothing yet. You're beating me, Crystal. It smells like red paint. Orange paint. Oh, whole engine, really. Yeah. That was fast. It's taking my life right now. I couldn't do that either. Eventually it worked. Crystal needs to be in the bathroom. I'm going to go. Crystal needs more points. She's figuring it out. Yeah. She gets at least one point from what she's doing right now. On her way up to two. There we go! Oh, my ma'am! Uh-oh. Uh-oh, here to lost. Oh, crap. Don't kick me out, Crystal. Crystal, man. No! Oh, no, no, no. Earlier, my friend. Earlier. I said, no. Zorg is over! Stop guys! No!
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Alright, knock it off you guys! We're just getting fighting for you! Okay No this is great, you're getting points! Oh! He's got a free kick! Oh boy I'm in love with you. What the fuck? Why does this keep happening? Dude, she got a laugh earlier because of that shit. Don't they? Yay! A little crystal hair ball. Yeah. Has two retakes, they're awesome. Alright. It's, okay, I'll hold on. Are you still using the final draw? Yep. It is like 69 or 70. It's like later than you think. No. Yeah. Sorry. OHHHH! You got a free goal. I know if the goalie's lit, I'd be hitting him again. He didn't want to. I wanted that ball in the game.
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It's stupid early if you backhand it. Oh! Oh, whoa! This is like, clenching. No, you just keep clenching. Clenching with it. Yeah, we're all clenching. There's no oxygen left in this room. It's all up our butts. Got it. Oh my god! Alright, okay. He's getting his foot in the hole. He's a tough offer. Yeah. He's got it. He's gotten it, guys. He's got another one. You're counting wood. That's still money. Oh, my. You got me in bonus. I think you beat Ritchie in bonus. So you definitely took... Oh, yeah, you did. So, here's this. You were first. Oh, you were first. You just needed to stop that ball more. It looked like you were getting tired out of the track.
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I'm going to try to stream tomorrow night. Awesome. Easy. Y'all are. Be cool! Cool! Be cool! Yeah, low and go. We devised a little code for figuring out where shots are so we don't have to point at anything. So what we decided was the tip of the flipper is 100% and the base of the flipper is 0. So when we're describing where a shot is, we're like from a cradle, it's about 75. From cradle it's about 20. Like I'm gonna try this final draw with the latest one. I'm gonna call it like a 5. I'm gonna shoot on a 5. The tip is 100. I'm gonna shoot real early.
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Too early. You gotta beat me. Yay! Crystal! Damn it! Crystal to beat me. Crystal's a beatnik. Nice to meet you. Hi everyone! Oh, is he here?
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And a match! Alright, so Crystal got three points, cause Nick's here. I am. Who got how many points? I got two. So, Ricky now has three points, and then Nick got one, and Jack got zero. Oh, coming back! So Crystal and Ricky are tied for the lead right now. Yay us! I'll be there. Yeah, match!
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Team Crystal. Crystal, that means you start us off. Okay. Killer, buddy. Team Canada. Well, let's stick with Team Crystal.
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Come on. Crystal, it is on Team Canada. I know. I'm going to dink him around right now. You're getting a little too lax. Perk up. Tighten it up? You can't tighten it up. Oh. Let's take a round of applause. It's me, Goldenrod! Hell yes, you have the record. Thanks, Stephen. I do not. What were you shooting for? The spinner. You want the goalie if he's moving. You got four, three, whenever he's moving you want to hit him. Okay. Absolutely, that's like rule number one. Because like your next shot, it was like timing out, you got 30 million sitting on the board Yeah, it gets tough. I mean, because when something's flashing on the screen, you have to peek up every once in a while. Especially when you hear like, you can tell when that curry is in your mouth. Lightning West? It's not Lightning West. MTC? Yeah. Yeah, the new Star Trek contents is so good! So, so good! That's why I'm not playing it. the list for the contest.
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MTC, yeah. Yeah, the new Star Trek is so good. So, so good. Pinball 247. I know who 247 is, I don't know who 365 is. Oh, Mickey! Mickey Cheese, where are you at? Who are you? Oh, Vernon works. Vernon! Vernon. Yeah, you gotta get a 92 something. Okay, I'll do my best. If I drain at 80 with like a bonus, what would everyone else's bonus be? I don't know. What was everyone else's gun? No one's paying attention to that. I'm just trying to match it, nerd. Then just tilt out. Get 92 and a tilt. 92 and a tilt? I could use a sinker. Or else, like, it's... It's a goalie! A goalie? Dude, you've got, like, an extra struggle. Okay, so the thing with, uh, rolling thumbs is, Mitch Dyer is really good at that. You... Mitch Dyer is something you actually want to... Unless you're going for him on purpose with a multi-ball. We're going for him on purpose to hold the ball. He's just trying to spin you. The goalie is not screwing you being way back there. Right. He's taking you in the middle of the play zone. Right. He's hitting you on accident. That ball is in the right side. Spirits. Swirl!
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Wow. Big strike there. More hands on EEDs. I agree, man. Cup! Ah! You still have time. Cup! No, spin on me.
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Not worth it, not worth it, not worth it! OOF! What is this thing? Pinball 347 365, what's up, buddy? Man, I need to know. Are you still guessing on who it is, or are you sure now? I know who Pinball 347 is. There's two of them! Yes! One person is trolling the other. Aw, that's cute! Many don't want any of those kids. Oh, trapsticky! Ah! Ooh, oh my god. Florida take out! Oh! The crowd is waving to you! Oh! Hit! No!
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65? It was 165! 1247, 1247, 365. What? We can all be friends here! Not again. Catch it! Jesus Christ. Yeah, Kimball Christmas and Holidays, or uh, Weekend but Holidays. There!
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Kimball Holidays! Ooh! I get it! Pretty good, though. Kimball's been teaching me. Yeah, right! 365... 27... 22... You know you ultimately have zero time in the world when you're trolling Timbal Street. We're all friends here. You said you wanted to see all the weapons, eh?
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Displeasure! You got trolled! Troll! I really love... Hey, what's up buddy? Thanks for coming, man.
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Or, cool man. Or, cool male. Did you get the secret one? Y'all, huh? We got over 90! That's what you guys said, right? Aw, you guys just screwed up. Aw! Alright, now stop when you get 1 billion 92s. No, 9 billion. Alright, 9 billion 92s. We did a turn-and-go yesterday. I made it to the finals and lost. I got second place. We were in the semi-finals together. We had to battle each other for freaking semi-finals. Ugh! Wowzie. Joe Lottie! Winning Winnipeg. He's doing really well, really. I donate to Kids' Church. You know it. What's up, ladies? Come on, gentlemen. Little kids. Want some money? Tony. Tony. You want some money? Do your stuff. We're tired. You want some money? On my way to work today, I usually walk under this bridge that has like a homeless community living space. And on the way to work today, there was the police and sanitary workers all bagging up their stuff and picking them the hell out of it. Because realistically, walking through there is the scariest thing in the world. My girlfriend walks in the street when she has to walk outside Yeah Because she so short that there not these cement providers that you would never see her you see her walk in and she would never walk in
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Jack wears that shirt. He can swear as much as he wants to. Yes, that's right! Fuck your poop, poop, fart, fart, crap.
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But, what's the deal? Yeah, this is my shirt. I'm gonna try to use it. Ban him! Ban him! It's illegal!
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I need to do it before a tournament. Well, I don't need to. There's definitely no... I wanna be the...
60:47
...foot on that guy. I feel like we would have done great when we had our flipping deuce tournament set. Man, I wish. I wish I was there.
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I like that lesson, not just right from the routine. There you go. Yeah, what do you got? Spain? Christ?
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Spanish, Christ? What does Spain know? Spanish? Oh, right, that language. Spanish? I'm ready. Strike. $10.00 entering the UK. Some crap here. Oh, man. That's awesome. So, do you know... All right, I got a joke for you that I'm trying to make happen. Are you ready for this? I'm ready. We speak a combination of Spanish and English.
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We call that... Spanglish? Spanglish. Now, if you speak a combination of Spanish and German, I can't handle it.
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Spurred. Right? Yo, tell it to your kids. I'm sure it's funny. It's funny somewhere. I'm just trying to make jokes up on the spot. You need three of them. You need a two and then a third one. Oh. You need like two to make sense and then the third one is a joke. And then sperm it. Don't turn it into a series, man. Uh, alright. How many...okay. Nick, count it down from bonus over here.
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Did you count your bonus down over here? I mean, I could tell you, but I don't think that was me. You counted your bonus down?
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And now TK. I'm proud of me, Seymour. Standing beside me. Crap! Are you singing a musical? I don't sing musicals. That was a musical.
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Prove it. Did you know Jack Nicholson was Bill Murray's character in the original movie? I don't know that. Did you know that Jack Nicholson produced the movie? I don't know what that means. I think I got a second one. The monkey. Oh. The man. Not the part I made. Oh. Not interrupted. I have a good idea of a second one that's going to be about actual monkeys. Yes, it's called the Slay the Monkey. My mind is blown. Stop making me slap you! Oh! Wow, we did it! Man! Freaking work. This is the partner with Sarah Pinball, big time now. Our partnership is they bring games here and we play them. It's all right. It's about as good a partnership as you can ask for it.
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Hey, can we go to the Christmas house? By the way, if you want to bring games to the Christmas house,
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she lives at 1429 Cheyenne Road. Anywhere USA. 1313 Mockingbird Lane. 585. 588-2300 Empire.
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That gives away that she's in Chicago. Oh, right. Sorry, guys. We don't know if Crystal's in Chicago already. You've got a problem. I'm actually a hologram. This is a hologram. This is called a transcribe. 1-2-3-Face-Tree. From Canada. Yeah, you're a transplant. I like transcribe, though. Yeah.
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I'm playing. The money is $900 million, like, I think. Okay. I'm on my way. It's $94.93. Jack looks at Sally and with a glass of this. Oh, thank you. I'm an Italian cop. I'm looking for the man that stole my passport. Boop. Pop it over. Squip. Get it. Oh my life. Oh crud. So, Nick wanted a five, I think it's about a seven.
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Alright JackSafe, see you later buddy. Bye JackSafe. So, the name. Murdering. Big thanks.
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Do I get a relight somehow? Oh, up a ramp will do it, right? Oh, crap! No, come down, I gotta do this.
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What have I done? What have I done? Well, it's because usually people play their multiballs instead of getting the bet.
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Yeah, the goalie's gonna get robbed! That ball just really wanted out. Thanks, buddy. Ricky, is this my topic? Yeah. Oh, it's your game! I could have given you three different ways. And here's the ring. How do you make that ring? Well, I wouldn't bring it at all. Who's doing the ride here, sir? Can you guys send me the plastic rubber on the plunger? I played the game a couple of times. Wait, what? Can you guys send me the plastic rubber on the plunger? The game I played after they missed it. That made it harder to plunge. Oh, ouch. Not anywhere, huh? I like that you're a pro.
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He's doing the goal. F.E.T.M. Dumb. Every time I see people type S.N.H. I just want to shake my head and my brain just goes to like, suck my cap. Or like... I can't do this properly. Slap my... Dude, I can't... I'll slip into my... It's like, this guy just took his baby, SMA. Every time he sees me, I'm like... Oh, yeah.
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We're not family. Family. Your roadshow plunker not shattered? Holy crap. Were you kicking it with your knee? How are we plunking?
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With my butt. What's going on here? What was last night? The boring. I have an email. Come on, man! I took second. I had to fight them. You're not as good as mine. The worst is big. You might want to say, like, that's not my time, but I always get knocked out the first round. And then I just go all the way. I know, but then when you go to the big tournaments, you just get knocked out for two. Oh! Half ramp. I know, right? Not playing tournaments! Alright, nickel. Wait, am I almost in the billies? Nick is in the billy club. I need the billy club. Don't hit too quick. I hit it yesterday. No! I didn't run out of it. You got the billy in all three days. But I need the two billy in a day. Yeah, I think that was gonna do it. Nope. Pimp! And he was in the state. Alright, yep. You almost got worlds. That's what I'm going for! God damn it. Woohoo! Wait, how do you light the sands? You gotta spell it to get the tickets. Oh, right. You have to do the ramp steps either the ramps or the poppers. The laces pop up. You can't say if I got controls or not. Oh, no. Okay. Oh, no. I got the tickets. Oh, no. I was playing both lanes, right? Yeah. The best way to get better is to play at more events. You're right, CMO. I play at more events. I just don't play at... There's a bill. I don't play at single elimination. It was double elimination, that's right. It's single, but it's two out of three. So, you play one person, we play on product zone, and if I win, then we go to something else, if you beat me on ACDC, then we get a tiebreaker out of it. That's a very good one. That's almost worth it. That's a good one.
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So, I played Joe Blasi on Metallica. I beat him. He beat me on Shadow and... AHHHHH! One last... FUCK! Kids. No. You got the whole lineup wrong. Jack, he's been playing them on Diner. Diner? Don't... Don't kiss. Don't do kids. No, okay, we're done. Sweetie bread. Do kids. Donna kids. Alright, high score.
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You got it. Yeah man. 40 mil? Almost the full 40. No, go on. 40 mil? I hit my MagnaSafe, but I don't have it.
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I was dodging bullets. I was ready for that. Don ate the kids. Don ate the kids, man. What a jerk. JD, how did last night play out between the two of us? We played diners. Oh, God. Our diner team was stupid.
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Amazing. I thought I had you. You know, with your two million, I was like, I'm screwed. And then I got 11 million. Oh, my God.
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But I would not have known to do the cup trick had you not played first. Just like... Where are you going to have this effect? Well, thank you. Uh oh. You're welcome to New York. You can't just use everything that has power to deny me gulps. You will get no gulps on this stream, nerds. Gulp, gulp, gulp. You can. Guys, I'm sorry. No! By the way, those Wonelli brews, those were just cans. There was no liquid in those cans. They printed Wonelli and beer cans. Oh, right! You could have jumped! You may have noticed already. You might. That is such a creative game, dude. It's interesting. Um, just the way they're setting it up. So, the beam that you have that's on the crate, in order to level the game, you have to cut your hand and put it in the back underneath it. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I don't even want to play, but you don't want to play my ball. Oh god, I don't want this card. Well, thanks, thanks! Appreciate it. Wait, don't we play you the next one then? God, remind me. Donate two kids! And if one, a kid ate one dime, how much would the pile weigh? How much would the pile weigh? That's good. How much does the pile weigh? I'd say less than a pound of weight. I'd say more than a pound of weight. I spray... Okay, folks, so if I get it up top, I never know when the top stops the ball or when it catches it. The top? Yeah, does anybody know? Wait, what do you mean? What do you mean? I'll tell you. Sometimes you go through the World Cup and the ball goes all the way around. You don't get in those lanes. So it goes all the way around when travel's lit. Okay. When it's not lit, it stops at the pop-up. So right now it's going to go in the pop-up. So right now I need to go in the pop-up. You need it anyway because you need your ticket. That's what I'm saying. I want it to stop up there. I don't want it to keep going. Right, it's going to stop up there. So is that when the fight ticket? When you collect both sides of your ticket, that orange travel light will light up. That means I have to fly all the way around. Come on! Oh my god! Oh my god, you're getting it back. I think I was late on that one. I'm going to try... I'm going to try a little harder. Get it in. Nice, you're ready. Hit the travel. So you're going to have to hit it two times. Two times. Two? I only got one. Yeah, well you have to hit it and then you have to hit it. I thought... You have to collect Detroit just two times. Two times. Oh, and then that starts here? Yeah.
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Poor kid, been through a lot. Whoa! Kids have seen some shabby, I'm just saying. No! Here we go. Touched it. That's it.
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Oh, God. Oh god. So now I don't know what to do. I think you need another ticket or hit the spinner or goalie. Oh, you still need a ticket. One more ticket? Because your buy ticket lights are on. So you can go back up through the spinner and get those or you can try your ramps. It's up to you. It's really whatever you want to do. Have it your way, Burger King 1973. Ultra catch. And spinner. Catch it. Good throw. Dirty fucking throw. It's a good throw. Oh god. Catch. Oh God. Catch!
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Yeah! Kids have been through a lot. Mostly through Don. Yeah, because he keeps eating them. Got it! OMG. It's perfect. Live! Oh God.
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It was a time When I was so brokenhearted Love was in my heart Listen. All I want is a world I can't appreciate All I need is love I don't know the words to that song.
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I was down when I met you I need that. Oh, now I advance to the city! No! No way! YOLO the sweet misery! Now what? Oh, you gotta get Final Draw, Ding Dongs! No! You lied to me! No, the goalie's talking to you. Oh my god, I gotta get Final Draw! You told me I had to have the spinner again! You did! Travel was late this time. Nah, he was good.
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It's seven, not five. That helps at all. I hit it. Isn't the ball already in your hand? It is! Like six, seven... Oh, it didn't matter. Here, want me to help you? No, no! You don't want help? No! That's cheating, dog! Wow.
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That's right. The Gavin Cheat Maneuver. So Germany is going to be scoring on Nick, and we've got to score on Germany. So Nick's doing pretty... uh oh, Germany scored on him. It's tied, one to one. Alright, nice. By the way, every time you miss a pass, the goalie is standing by the net. It's not Germany, but... oh, it is. It is random. Isn't that time? Goal! Goal for the Panthers! Alright, it's a 2-5 scorecard. You're gonna get a 4-5, you get 10 seconds to get six. Never scoring, it's 46. 27. Oh, you got it. Keep making them. It's 24-0, you're gonna score. Nicely done, sir. That brings you up to 2-0. You have to do it 2-0. 2-0 club! Is it really?
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Oh wow! Alright! Can't touch the ball with your hands, excuse me. Classy! Keep shooting! Woo! Alright, your lock's already in.
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So just do it all again. What?! That wasn't a real one, was it? No. I'm going to go with the Ability, ability, ability, ability, ability, ability, ability.
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Okay, here's the start punch. Oh, I love the audio. It's like a little bingo. I can handle this. Two Bill Wong, going for three.
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I'm gonna put a bonus on this affinity set. What's up folks? We're talking half a billion. Ooh, Monofly!
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No one gets extra balls in this damn studio. We don't play extra balls, that's for... beginners. Extra butt in.
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Extra butts all day. Oh, victory laps, man. 50 mil a shot. Uh oh. Oh, get in there! Yeah! Take three laps, again! Wait, three laps are 50 or, yeah, 50. Watch this bonus. Oh, look! Spin, spin. Oh, quarter. Oh my gosh! Three and a half. I don't think that's still enough for you, though. No, you need at least four. Alright, I gotta, I gotta hill-declimb. Call my girlfriend. Alright, I gotta, I gotta hill-declimb. Call my girlfriend. I'm gonna go. Call me German girlfriend, Hilda. Hilda Klein.
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I want to go to the World Cup. Travel. Welcome to Orlando. Why'd I do that? Why would I ever do that? Why would you ever do that? Why would I ever do that? That's the butt move! Nobody's seen it. Nailed it! It's an animation where the dog rubs his butt across the carpet. You see it? Why do they animate that? He rubs his butt. He rubs his butt against the carpet. It's not like the butt. It's like the dog butt thing. Him going like... A billy, a billy, a billy, a billy, a billy. I am ready dude, look at this. My World Cup is prepared. I just need to get it back up there for my ticket. Oh please. I was ready. Wow, you got that. Thanks. That's because I got the Advanced Three Cities striker. Oh my god, I did make it! Oh, thank you, thank you, Noah, I appreciate it!
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I love you, this is for you, America. Oh, you own this now, we can start putting our own initials on it. Eh, Deathlip. That's for Deathlip. That's for you. Deathlip. Confirmed, keep some strong pinball, starting the next game. Oh my god. Um, not confirmed. I may have to go in a little bit longer, so I'll take my 3 billion and go. It's been real, man. I'm taking you off the scoreboard, but you did good. Aw. Bye! So it goes Jack, who was second? You want to miss that? Yeah, I traded Iron Man. You were second, right? No, I was third. Nick was first, you were second. No, Nick was third. Crystal... Where is he? ...but on the graph. You were first or second? No, I was first. Oh, you were second clear. Okay, so Jack, where's he going to go? We're going to have to figure out where he's going to go. Right? We're going to have to figure out where he's going to go. Yay! We're taking photos. She's the best. Alright, so we're going to just wipe Nick's butt off of here. Back in forever now! Oh, Ivy's house got its own. There's a real bomb in the back box. Alright, here we go, folks. Nick with his three and a half billion. What a ding dong. Alright, let's get through those cities, huh? Go! Thank you.
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Spanatarian. I'm shooting at nothing. Thought I had that. Thought I had it.
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Chuck Jackson commented on your something. On my sombrero. Try Jackson, comment it on your screen. Goalie.
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Goalie McGuire. I got one. I got one. The crystal ball. Alright, correct. Crystal currently needs two more points. Yeah. You're doing good, dude. Get in there. Okay, I guess I'll take that. Nice. Thanks, Jack! Thanks, man! Thanks, Jack. Thanks.
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I have to say, the people childhood is going to be as good as the one we played in the game where the longer you play the more of a blocker he puts in the game. Did you see that from that? That would be incredible.
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That game is, you know, incredible. Shoot him again. I gave you the secret. I'll shoot him again. There you go. Now shoot him. Come down. He's gone. Ooh! He's gone. Oh, no! I'm sorry!
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What is wrong? Oh, you got hearted on, dude. Ah! Crystal. I see. Load up. Crystal. You lost your starter! The Pimple... Okay. Okay, guys. Gee, he did a top-hit ball on his feet.
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Nice. Oh, gosh. Sorry. I yelled at you. Crystal jeans. Gee, it's pretty green. Goalie. Sad, sad goalie. Give me that back. Give it to me.
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Okay, I have one ball. I'll leave you alone. Are you partying over there? Just like this. Okay, I believe you girls. Don't do that. I understand. You're a tough guy. Just, you know, make sure it goes out. I'm not going back. So Nick comes in, drops three bills, and takes you out, perfect. That's my boy. Make sure you air it out over there before you come back later. Yeah, alright. I'm in the machine, guys.
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The streetcar is all decked with Cousins Jill. Oh, it's, uh, it's confusing me right now. For her spirit.
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I'm going to run up to you. Oh! Good to see you, Mom. Go! What am I doing? Yeah, push the television head right now. Oh, hell yeah, dude. You can push it all 60 million. Perfect, that's it. That's it. I'm going to go. That's it. Oh, my God. I'm going to go. Oh, my God. That's it. Oh my God Oh my God That it That it That it I going to go and I going to go That it That it I pray to thee That about million I feel the
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Oh, Davidson! Thank you. Davidson, are you saying that the screen's not working for you? Because you have no drop screens on you, my friend.
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Control! I wonder if we shouldn't try streaming to a different server? Play Genshin! Get Control! Woo! Come on!
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You're ready. You're ready. Let it settle. Let it settle. Seven, seven. How do you... I'm seven. No. You're taking your hand off the game.
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Seven. Yeah. Seven. Instead of shooting like this, you're doing this. You take your hand... Seven. Seven degrees. Seven percent. Seven. That's how early it is. Just move your fingers. Don't pull your whole hand up, because that reduced your shot by, like, 25%. And this is a goal.
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This versus this is, like, a huge... timing difference. But they're, you know, it is what it is. You're doing great. You're kicking my butt.
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Wait. Ooh, you got me. Swing held. What? Who? Where? This one? No, the other one. Oh. Then I'm a champion. I'm just kidding. I'm a rock star.
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Why, why, why? Oh, get up that ramp! Get up that ramp, girl! Get up that ramp! Wait, what? What did you save?
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Sorry, I don't want to knee you with this fricking jaw. Nice job. No! No! Yeah Crystal, if you ever want to be like an all-girls takeover or something, I'll read comments to you so you guys don't have to read the nonsense that's been screaming all over this place. Yeah. Because I'm sure it isn't good. Well then, that'd be great, dude. Dingo. Alright, set, do it. Hold it up. You're holding it. Shut up, Vince. Me? No, Vince. Alright, hold up, hold up. It's later than you think. Okay. Try shooting for... Because you're shooting pretty early. Try shooting for the ramp. I bet it goes in. That still seemed really early though, even though it was super late on the flipper. No, I mean, to your benefit here, or your credit, you shot about as late as I thought you were going to shoot. And it still shot stupid early. Still got the ring. I'm angry. Own all the balls, Crystal. We love pasta, Dave. Why? I just, I want to get that stupid scoop. Stupid scoop?
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Uh, folks, just so you know, our internet here is ridiculously fast, so we should have no problems getting the content to you. It's just, I'm sure there's like a hiccup in Twitch somewhere, or, you know, being overseas, who knows. So Crystal, since you won, you get to go again. Sweet. First, okay. You want spaghetti? I want spaghetti! Oh, yo, I could go up to some of those.
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Oh! You want spaghetti? Oh, hell yeah. Oh, no. You have five, she has five out of four. Not what I needed.
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But okay. Jack Kripper? Yeah, no kidding. Wait, are you telling me to do that? Hahaha. What? Uh, that didn't make sense. Yeah, because he did it. I thought he was flashing. Yeah. It was your... He got robbed. Your key, didn't it, Frank? Huh. Yeah. Unless you had hit it, and you were about to play out, and then you were going to drop it. Oh! Yeah, we have business class internet here, too. Boy, the Horde of Orcs! He's going down! Folks, I might give away a Stern t-shirt tomorrow.
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Is it like that? A medium or a large, that's all I have. Yeah, I think I'm just going to walk by some kid on the street with whatever Stern shirt I have on my back after a day of playing pinball. Is that how you donate to kids now? Throw it at him.
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Sweat it up, throw it in space. Get there! There you go, kid. No! Get there! Stupid hat friend! Get there. That doesn't help to get there.
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Nailed it. Oh, you're gonna waste my only kick back. Alright, 30 million. Yeah. He's flying up on the halfway kick! He kicked it out! For some reason I thought it locked the ball. I don't know what the hell I was doing. Uh, yes, I wish he had looked. He's not WrestleMania. Um, I screwed up. I do not have a shirt that says Game Control. I can show you guys the skirt options I have. The bird told me not to give them away, but I'll give one.
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And I'll make sure it's not one that I've bought. Swear. No. Give it to me. Give me the dustpan. Give me that ball. Give me that ball, that's a good one. No? No. Hit it. ...the wide number of penalty kicks.
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No! ...to Spain! Uh... ...there you go. ...to Spain! Don't hurt yourself, buddy.
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I don't have to pay you back for going for 30 grand. Oh, also, please don't quit, right? I can't. I got a cavity while playing pinball. Yeah, play my judge's card. You guys smell those deadfoot hoodies. No. Only deadfoot members get the hoodies. But we will be making shirts very soon. Hashtag be crystal. Good.
98:52
No. We'll make some really ugly looking shirts. I missed my shot. I was running at you. Well, they should. No.
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I didn't get it. You got me again. I got it. Um, yeah, Deadflip shirts are coming out soon. Hell, Deadflip, what do you want? Beach towels? I'll make it all. You gotta get the local pin. Oh, those are gonna be special. I think the pins are gonna be something, the pins are gonna be something much like my buttons from the company that you only get if you meet us. I will shake your hand and you'll have a pin stuck to your hand. It's like going on an airplane. Yeah. Like, pilot. Like, aw, here little buddy, don't be scared. You know, it's only pinball. Do you think I'm taking a picture with everybody? Yeah, sure. Are you just picking on a little guy and taking a photo? I'm into it.
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Sorry, Edmund. You have to address him to be in Dead Flip. How do I join Dead Flip? Man, it's not easy. Yeah. I'll tell ya. The reason Stan's bald is because he went through so much shit trying to get into Dead Flip.
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And he still, like, he still doesn't even have a hoodie. I want a dead flip pinball game. Alright, I'll make one. Uh, I am interested in re-theming an old EM. So, um, you know, I might take a cabaret and make a desperate one.
100:47
You feeling pretty good. I'm just fucking... Did a couple push-ups today? I'm on my worst behavior. I was rather in jest, I'm not even in Chicago area. Oh, that's good.
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There's only two ways to go to get a gift. You gotta go through the hazing ritual, which we don't even let people know about. Or I'm sure if there was some sort of Make a Rich Foundation thing. Because, you know, don't make kids. I totally wear a dead-flip and man thong to a rave. Okay. Yeah, that's it. You have to be a descendant of a dead-flip or save a dead-flip's life. Yep. Oh, I want like secret spying for these guys. Like being uh... Like the mason The uh... Illuminati They help They don't have those anymore They help They can't be in control of the ball Not often They've got a free kick 85% Aww Really? That's a good one. Saffirella will definitely be the deadfoot pinball. I agree. Speaking of which, I'm trying to reach her. I got you. Go for it. Oh, that's cheating. It's not cheating, everyone's allowed to do it. Every multiball you're given one free relight jackpot, and you need to be able to fall down. But only one. Only one. Hell yeah, get up there, red girl. Whoa! Yo, he's just running. Do you need anything custom? No. You should check Pinswag.com. They do all kinds of custom stuff. Pinswag? Pinswag? Pinball swag? That's a thing? No! Do they make diapers? Pinball? Aww, no, I need that just now. Pinball diapers? Blackout diapers, that's me. I don't know why. Is that all three? That's me, I'm not listening to the other two. You can talk to your mother. Okay. Crystal, you're, uh, in the Russian... I think you've got it like this. Okay, next. Wait, you're from the other world. Wait, you're from the other world? You guys can be dead-flip twerp twisters. You can put it on diapers if you want. Okay.
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You know what? I agree. Give him the goal! Go to your goal! Get in the goal! Just hear a guy whining in the background? Get up there! Just get in the goal! Get it in there! Say hi. Jaden. Pinball player that doesn't want any No! Death flip here. Yes, Jaden. I need to talk to you. Wait. Are we allowed to talk about secret stuff with Revolution in front of ours that works there?
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I can't believe it was there. I want to contact a brewery to make a dead flip beer. Wait, because you can contact breweries and they'll make like one-offs for you. Do you mean the particular person that's on my team that you're playing on Monday? Yeah. Oh, wait, I can talk to him.
104:44
Yo, dead flip beer. Man, that would be great. What would it taste like? Sadness. And like nachos. It would just be Coors Light with like, uh, chip, chip, chip dust in it.
104:56
Why am I not given the opportunity to shoot my... Oh, it's like Howard or something. Alright, that was dirty. Dirty.
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Dirty! Ugh. Thank you. Alright, ball, calm down. Jeez. What are we doing? Wow, that was a lot of pops. The crowd is waiting in anticipation.
105:45
Boo, boo, boo! Taste the rainbow. Or whatever. Whatever kids say these days when they're happy. Switch up all kids!
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Slaying tigers. Oh, crap. Mimeing. Mimeing sheep. Didn't I make that? Screw it up. That's what I'm doing. Thanks Magnusians! Y'all the best!
106:46
There's an outro, Lance. Getting a wide air ball off the lambs. That didn't work.
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Top bumper for $15 million. Oh! I got cocky! I got cocky, kids. Donate the cockiness. Donate your cockiness. Is that a penalty? Oh, three goals.
107:33
Talk to me, then. Come on and let me see you take a tip. I'm surprised JD doesn't have a deadfoot tattoo. Yeah, you haven't seen the rest of my naked body.
107:53
Would you be surprised if I told you I have photo booths tattooed across my stomach with a question mark? Or hot like a robot tattooed across my chest? Or meow in cursive tattooed on top of both of my feet? I have a lot of words. Yeah, you have a lot of words. Um, Jack, Crystal, Richie. Jack, Crystal, Richie, and... Jack. Hmm. Alright, now it's Jack with six, Crystal with six, Richie with five. I'm not as physical as you are. How you doing? How you doing? I'm just doing fine. No, he's surprised me. Are you in? Or are you leaving? I'm out. Where's my baby? We're in the kitchen. We had a coffee together. Oh, oh, oh. It was five o'clock. Was it five o'clock? Oh, that Mormon thing. The Mormon thing. Are you really seeing it? Oh, good. Well, I didn't know it, but I know it. I see it. The buff of more men. You already put something. I'm trying to make out with this girl. That's my job. It's really hot. That's Jack. No, I make out with Nick. You make out with this girl and then we're friends. That's it. This is a good deal. Yeah. I was not. I can't. I think you have to get straight to it. Get out of here, Richie. Yeah. I'm not. Chocolate and water. Later, buddy. Love you, man. Have a good night.
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Nick, we've got to do a podcast. Do you think, Dom? Tomorrow, I love you. What are you going to talk about? We're going to talk about crystal.
109:41
Holy shoe, did you see that? That was a beautiful set. I walked it out. Now walk it out. Oh, ripped off! I got ripped off. Yeeeah! My favorite. Little fans. From the early days. My favorite Spocker Toon fan.
110:05
You just do not want to know where he has the stars tattooed. Yeah, right! Jeff and I were talking about a pinball... I didn't want that. Wait, I thought you were designing a pinball tattoo. It's like a toilet with flippers. Wait, where are the flat flippers? Yeah, they do. They have one flipper.
110:31
I hate that toy sound. It's so loud. Uh, Tick-Tack, we just need another episode. Yeah. It's coming out. We've been super busy.
110:43
Whoa. I'm not playing with that. And guess who's addicted to the ball? Yeah, we need to make it a regular occurrence. We just, we were on a roll and then got sidetracked by Nick's spiritual journey across the United States.
111:03
One month in real time is like a year and a half of internet. What do you guys want to hear about? I mean, I think we know what we're going to talk about, but is there anything particular that you like about the podcast? Is it just our smooth, silky voices?
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Was it that you can't see Nick and I making out behind the microphone? No, you feel it. Wouldn't there be smooching noises? Uh, we put our hands over the microphones. You guys are really professional. You really know how to cover that up. Yeah. But when we fart, we pull the microphones down on the stand.
112:03
Just to convince people that we're probably the doodores. Jack was fat ass when I picked on the deathlet. Thanks dude! That's before I pushed out and saved off my mustache.
112:19
Ouch. I saw that coming. Yeah. Nothing you can do. Stay there, Ben. Uh, the Eggmen, we do do pinball drinking games. Primarily on games like EMs where there isn't a lot going on. So once we get hot shot fix, you will have your pinball drinking games back.
112:51
We do do. I want to meet that dad. Yeah. In the night. Chill, bud. Shell's butt. Come on, old projester, you're gonna give me one?
113:24
Ah, doo-de-doo. Doo-doo-doo. The inspiration for the tilt counter, that's right. We counted tilts because that's, uh, you had to drink every time you tilted. You had to drink every time we did anything, really. I got shitty ways to donate to kids. Yeah. I got nasty wasted on Hush Hatch. Yeah, we're gonna have to grab these picks, all of these, so hopefully when that's good to go, we'll get sloshed on some pinball.
113:57
Nailed it. Dopey penalty kick. Damn it. Wasting my time. I'm on my own, so... One day, can my stand get a spot on the left side? We're still trying to figure out his stance on Dead from the Left, here. His stand.
114:15
Stand foul? Yeah. That guy. Oh, that guy. His stand needs a hoodie, still. Alright, this is pissing me off.
114:26
He and Nick... ...motored me on the motor ride. I didn't know what the hell it was. Then how are you here right now? What a... Is that a man? Yeah! No, I mean murder. Whatever. Grinch? I'm all full of the crap jokes today, folks. Hehehehe. Doodoodoodoo. Do you want me to doodoo? Do the doodoo. I want to meet that dad. Tell me about your dad.
115:04
That's a great question. Stop it. Oh my god, you were saving everything, you son of a biscuit. What the hell does that mean?
115:17
Alright, let's go for... Let's go for spelling some stuff, huh? Let's travel, let's travel. Oh gosh. I want to see the world. Oh gosh, what's happening? If I hit that damn thing again... Oh there, I hit it again. What's wrong, Crystal? Oh, Mom! Come on, sleep over, learn over. Sleep over, learn over. Learn over, learn over. Come on, let's sleep over, learn over.
116:08
This is a 12 month aging process. Listen, it took us two years before we started Deadfoot, so I think he's got another 17 months under his belt. Poor guy. He's just gonna get pissed and start stanning for life and then start... There you go. He is bald and good. And we needed a bald guy. We got the guy that looked good in glasses, Mick Campbell. We got the guy that looked good in a mustache, I'm gonna say myself. We needed a bald guy. Because we had the cute little hyper guy. And then we had our rock freaking bright star.
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We do need a woman. I'm not trying to make a movie. Give me a year. No! I did that. Knocks out. Oh. It's like Radiohead's. Huh? It's like Radiohead's. Oh, correct. Alright, so, uh, free billing. Here we go. Two crystals is a great idea. Two crystals does not extort money. Oh, the save! I walked it out again! Again. Stop playing. Do do do do do do. Do do do do do.
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No gulps. Ha ha ha ha. No gulps. Sorry, buddy. You get no gulps. Oh, God. Close it up. Last one? San Paolo. Oh man, we're close to World Cup here kids. Oh, if I can't get my hands on the ball. Yeah, I dropped it. I dropped the doo-doo. No! No! Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No! No! Please! Yes! Yes! Give it a baby.
119:03
Whoa. Whew! We need to get some tickets. Uh, chill. Guys, I'm getting muscles. I progress by one every day. I'm up to about 18. And I only started, like, this weekend.
119:30
Dude, push-ups are on point. Yeah, early in the morning. Early in the morning, I think, for like 30 seconds.
119:36
And you'll have all the diarrhea. All right, we're ready for World Cup. What have I done? What have I done? Spelling bee. Hold on, guys. I got a text message from the old ball in the crane.
119:56
Oh, no, my cat. Oh. Cat.