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Day 5 of TWILIGHT ZONE Battle Week!

Dead Flip·video·1h 15m·analyzed·Dec 15, 2014
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TL;DR

Deadflip streams Twilight Zone Battle Week finale with world-ranked player Crystal Gemnick.

Summary

Jack Danger hosts Day 5 of Twilight Zone Battle Week on Deadflip, a pinball streaming show featuring Crystal Gemnick (a world-ranked player) and other guests competing on the classic Bally machine. The stream covers gameplay, rules explanation, technical setup improvements, and casual community banter about pinball, streaming logistics, and upcoming content including The Big Lebowski pinball game.

Key Claims

  • Twilight Zone uses a bonus-heavy scoring system where all points come from bonus, designed to discourage tilting

    high confidence · Jack Danger explains: 'never tilt Twilight Zone because all of your points come from bonus. All of them... Most of the modes you do... you won't see those points right there when you get your bonus, that's when it comes in.'

  • Crystal Gemnick has gained approximately 2,000 IFPA points since her last appearance before Thanksgiving

    high confidence · Jack states: 'has jumped up 2,000 points' and Crystal confirms she ranked 10th in a recent tournament, moving from around 10,000-11,000 to 8,000 IFPA ranking

  • The Big Lebowski pinball game code was not ready at Pinball Expo

    high confidence · Jack mentions: 'The code was just... It wasn't ready when we saw it at Pinball Expo.'

  • Twilight Zone has a special home-only ROM that prevents coin acceptance (free play only)

    high confidence · Jack explains: 'this is a special home only ROM. Really? So that it can't accept coins.'

  • The stream experienced buffering/lag issues during this broadcast

    high confidence · Multiple references: 'Are you guys lagging?' and 'the stream is running smooth as brick' and Jack mentions needing to do 'QOS blah technical crap' to improve internet for next week

Notable Quotes

  • “never tilt Twilight Zone because all of your points come from bonus. All of them.”

    Jack Danger@ 10:49 — Key strategic gameplay advice about Twilight Zone's unique bonus-heavy scoring design

  • “The code was just... It wasn't ready when we saw it at Pinball Expo.”

    Jack Danger@ 11:39 — Indicates The Big Lebowski pinball is still in development with code delays

  • “Get a billion or get the fuck out. Lost in the zone.”

    Jack Danger@ 37:18 — Sets the streaming challenge goal for the final segment of the broadcast

  • “World ranked, I apologize.”

    Jack Danger@ 6:05 — Corrects himself when introducing Crystal Gemnick's competitive ranking

  • “The only reason there's a few games missing on here is because we need to do some maintenance on them.”

    Jack Danger@ 5:00 — Explains why certain games in the shot poll are unavailable for streaming

Entities

Jack DangerpersonCrystal GemnickpersonDeadfliporganizationBrad StarkpersonNick George CampbellpersonTwilight ZonegameThe Big LebowskigameMetallicagame

Signals

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    community_signal: Twitch hosting feature driving significant viewer growth to Deadflip stream; Cherry Warrior bringing 300-400 viewers

    high · Jack explains hosting feature and thanks Cherry Warrior: 'he started hosting us a few days ago and he's been bringing over 300 or 400 people'

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    event_signal: Deadflip hosting week-long Battle Week streaming events with different classic pinball machines; Twilight Zone featured as Day 5 final stream

    high · Host announces: 'Today is our very last day on Twilight Zone. It's been an incredible week.' Next week features Barnyard.

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Metallica pinball game is currently dominant in community voting/interest for upcoming stream content

    medium · Jack states: 'Metallica is killing it right now. I'll have to... Metallica is going on the top of this.'

  • ?

    announcement: The Big Lebowski pinball game development status confirmed; code not ready at Pinball Expo

    high · Jack Danger: 'The code was just... It wasn't ready when we saw it at Pinball Expo.'

  • ?

    technology_signal: Deadflip implementing new audio/visual streaming setup including new microphone positioning and improved internet infrastructure

    medium · Jack mentions: 'We have a new audio setup going' and plans to do 'QOS blah technical crap' for next week's stream to improve internet quality

Transcript

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0:00
The show's definitely on, girl. The show's on, girl. I'm not ready. You don't have to be ready. We're just giving people a few minutes to join the chat while they get to watch this beautiful picture I designed. Oh, it is new, isn't it? So every week it's different. The week updates and the back glass updates and it says Twilight Zone. It says Williams, but it's really a ballet game, but it's Bally Williams. I know.
0:30
Wow. I know. Excuse me. Who the hell do you think you're talking to? I know things. Alright. Okay, so we gotta bring up the curb twerps. Not that. The twerps. Curb twerps.
0:52
I'm just gonna play some music while I wait. I'm going to go ahead and do it.
1:24
What do you mean, no? Someone's on the cam. Oh, you can play. Okay. Sorry. You can, we have paper towels right here. Oh, I can do that. Do you like paper towels? Yeah.
1:43
You're not visually live, just audioly live, so you can. I can hear you, but they can't hear me. Right, so they don't know what you're doing.
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1:50
They don't know what you're doing. Folks, we'll be live in just five more minutes. It just reminded me of Christmas Vacation. Merry Christmas. Shitter's full.
2:05
Shitter's full. Free only. I don't think I've ever seen it say free only. Usually I just see it. It says free play. What that is, is this is a special home only ROM. Really? So that it can't accept money. And I think that got switched later on in this game's life. Free only. It's like so... Stream all the pinballs! Who's that?
2:36
Who's talking? Tom.com. I made the chat huge. It's huge. Wow. So you can read it from a distance. My mom can read this. My mom. Without her glasses.
2:47
Folks, hopefully we got the stream running sexy enough today to make it all the way through the night. this weekend I'm going to be working on some QOS blah blah blah technical crap to make sure the internet runs incredibly good for next week's game by the way folks here is the straw poll for next week's game straw poll click it or tick it I don't know but I hate that that's stuck there hey go away Canada rules Alright Canada rules, huh? Yeah, crystals too Listen, and look how gross this is From the palm of my hand Just Because I'm like Did I spell everyone right? Yes Welcome everyone Welcome everyone. Now, I wish I could get rid of all of this.
4:02
Hosting? Yeah, Jaded, type that out. So yeah, a bunch of people are hosting us, which what that means is the people on Twitch that have their own followers, when they host us, all their people come directly to our thing. So this gentleman, Cherry Warrior here He started hosting us a few days ago And he's been bringing over 300 or 400 people That's sweet Never even seen that Cherry, by the way And for you folks out there You can only vote once You can't see me, I don't know why I'm pointing at shit You can only vote once But you can click as many games as you want During that one vote So if you're torn between Metallica and Fishtails, click and pull Is that what the straw poll is this week? Oh, no, no, no. The straw poll is... I'll post it one more time. I'm really behind. It's Metallica, Harlem, ACDC, Roadshow, Iron Man, Fishtails, Twilight, and The Getaway. The only reason there's a few games missing on here is because we need to do some maintenance on them.
5:05
And Metallica is killing it right now. I'll have to... Metallica is going on the top of this. I do not know how to play that game. Yo, you better brush up on your... It makes me nervous. Uh, let's go full screen here.
5:20
Are you ready? I'm ready. Are you sure? Yeah. Yeah? Let's do it. Oh my god. We're live, and we have this new interesting mic bubble thing that you hopefully can't see. Oh, also, we're dark. Oh.
5:38
It's very dark. Here we go. Hello. This is Crystal Gemnick, everybody. Remember me? You might remember her from such games as... ACDC. When's the last time you were here?
5:54
Getaway? Wow, that was... That was, like, before Thanksgiving. Crap, that was a while ago. Yeah, it's been a while.
6:02
Crystal's a good player. She is nationally ranked. World ranked, I apologize. And you will be seeing her... Yeah, brush your shoulders off. You'll be seeing her IFPA score from her little lower third as she plays today. She, from the last time she was here, has jumped up 2,000 points. I did really well. I ranked in the tournament that you had, not the one the last week, but the one before that, I ranked like 10th. You went from like 10 or 11,000. That was a good day. To 8,000. It was a good day. I was very happy. You've done great. Oh, it's so good. And now it's been like two weeks since I played, and I'm a little bit rusty because I haven't been practicing. Oh, you'll do fine. If you don't know this game that well, we will do our best to explain to you what we're doing. Okay. And, at the same time, explain to the internet what we're doing. Das Bacon, thanks for coming, buddy.
6:51
So, we, our guests, I guess, will get into... Actually, hold on. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome to Deadflip Pinball. Today is our very last day on Twilight Zone. It's been an incredible week. This game's seen a lot of swear words being thrown at it. It got hung up in an IFPA tournament that we had a few days ago. And today's our last day. It's going to be chill. We're just going to try to kill the crap out of this. And Cherry Warrior recommended that maybe in the last hour or two, or the last hour, we're going to put our extra balls back on in this game to see how high we can score on this.
7:32
Because right now we have this set to tournament rules. Like, the outlanes are huge, no extra balls, no ball save, everything. We removed one of the balls out of the gumball machine so that getting the power ball comes a lot faster.
7:45
Yeah, so we'll see what we can do to just completely obliterate this machine. Pending we remember, because this is a show where we do drink a little bit.
7:57
But we should be alright. I hope you didn't exhaust yourself, Jaded. What? Tweeting is very hard. okay there just tweeted it yeah that tweeting though it's rough tonight's guests include Crystal as I just mentioned Brad Stark who's still in the office this week will be joining us he is a Deadflip member Nick Campbell who's usually here with me also a Deadflip member and I'm your host Jack Danger and we're gonna get some practice games in really quick and then I'll call the boys in and we will battle so again thanks everyone for coming this is awesome thanks to everyone that's hosted us can't thank you guys enough it's totally rad let's murder let's murder I couldn't have said that scarier let's murder player two alright Crystal you and me buddy I'm gonna do it right now we're gonna blow this crap up okay is there a skill shot voted only the metal pinballs oh there you go also folks can you hear us okay we have a new audio setup going Crystal why don't you talk a little bit and see what goes hello Hello, can you hear me? It is I, Crystal. I am here to play. Let pinball score you. Oh, oof. Welcome, friends.
9:13
So there's no skill shot? There is a skill shot. I'm sorry. I guess I should have told you about that. But it is recommended that you don't go for the skill shot, but it's nice to know what it is. Okay. So when you are done, I'll show it to you during my ball. Okay. Sounds good. No! Why? Whoa. I fell asleep for a minute there. Sleep at the wheel. That's fine. Okay, so here's your skill shot. Very good. The slow eyes. You see these three colors right here? Red, orange, yellow? Yeah. Those are your skill shots. So what you want to do is you want a short plunge. If you roll over the red and then it comes down here, 2 million points. Okay. Orange, 5 million points. Yellow, 10 million points. Ooh la la. Okay, and if you look at that compared to what you just got. So that's like the little scoop that's there, right? You don't want to hit the scoop. You want to roll over the color and have it come back down. Oh. Yeah. But the reason that's dangerous is when it rolls up, all these feed into this little rocket here. Okay. What this does is it launches it into the pop bumpers. Uh-huh. And these pop bumpers, 80% of the time, put you right here in the left outlet. Yeah. So that's why you do not launch a skill shot. Right. You will not see a lot of pro players shooting for that skill shot. Okay. Unless, let's say, let's say this is our last ball and you have three million points on your last ball. Okay. Now I'm up. This is my very last ball. Okay. And I want to just know that I'm going to beat you. Okay. Okay? Yeah. Get the ten million. If you know the ten million is going to win, get it. Also, a note to anyone watching this, never tilt Twilight Zone because all of your points come from bonus. All of them. Okay. most of the modes you do it would be like 90 million for that mode you just did or 25 million for something you just did you won't you won't see those points right there when you get your bonus that's when it comes in it's like you were in a spooky situation that never happened and it it i guess was made that way to force you not to tilt the game because your boat like your score maybe three, but your bonus is 127. Yeah, right. It gets pretty crazy.
11:25
Hmm. Aw, Das Bacon's, you're too kind. What's... Yeah, aw man, the Big Lebowski game is going to be so fun.
11:37
We... I'd love to stream on that thing. The code was just... It wasn't ready when we saw it at Expo.
11:45
Alright, let's go. So I'll show you the skill shot and what it does. So if you pop it. I did it too hard. Never mind.
11:55
Okay, so your primary objectives on this right out of the gate are to not drain. I can't get my hands. I'm just trying to create a little ball. You got to win.
12:09
Okay, you see these two ramps up there? Lock. And this ramp here and this ramp here. Yeah. So what you want to do is you want to hit those rings. Okay. Obviously. Can I catch the ball? All right. I couldn't catch the ball. So you see right here on the door, everything around here are modes. And you start your mode by either hitting the slot machine or the piano. There's a side one here. And you hit that with this little baby clipper. It's hiding. These both give you a mode. Okay. All right. So outside of that, where it says gumball here, so the left ramp when you hit that, that lights up this. The right ramp when you hit it lights up that. When they're both lit, it lights this red blinking light. When you shoot that, 15 million points the first time you ever hit it. Then it goes up 5 million points every time you relight it and hit it again. What this is doing is when you shoot it in there, it gives you a chance that a white ceramic ball is going to come out. The power ball. Yes, which is lighter and faster. When you get that ball, the only thing you want to do with it is put it right back into the fucking gumball machine, because that's a multiball. Okay. Other than that, your lock is right there for your other multiball. You only have to hit that once, and then you can use the left ramp to start the multiball, or you can keep hitting the lock. Okay. The first multiball. The second multiball, it's a little harder, but it's just whatever. So, modes, ramps to let gumball. if the white ball comes out put it back in the gumball that's your lock kill it yeah tom the the layout on big lebowski looks sexy it's fine don't sweat it don't sweat it also i'm gonna turn the heat down in a moment and i'm gonna open that door so we don't die of heat exhaustion. That door opens? Have you seen that thing? No.
14:05
That door opens, too. No. It's a mystery. It's spooky. But we blocked that one because there's monsters in there. All right, here's what happens with skill shot. Let's actually hit it this time. So I'm going to get a practice swing. Okay. Here we go.
14:18
That's a 10 million. Comes down here. Rockets into there. This is all dangerous bullshit. You don't want that. No. because you're lucky if it doesn't just go straight down the outline.
14:34
Greed is a mode where anything that's flashing is worth 5 million points. Basically all of that. All the little yellow targets, yeah. Hat mauler. And if you ever have to hit the camera,
14:46
which is that shot when that's blinking, hold that up. It makes the hole bigger when you're shooting from this slipper here, that top one. because you can just hit it normally, but if you have that open, you see how the hole just got, like, twice as large? Yeah. And then from that flipper, you can just nail that easy. Cool. Yeah. The power's cool. I missed it.
15:10
Makes the hole bigger. The power ramp is that upper play field here. Okay. And you see the, like, targets? that like says flip here and flip here. Yeah. Those are essentially flippers, but they're magnets. They're magnets, yeah. And they flip the ball, yeah. And your whole job up there is to use these to get it in that little hole in the back. That's all you want to do with that.
15:38
Not killing it, folks. Backhand. All right. Whee! Oh. Oh! What? I don't recommend this. The only reason you see us do that is because you're also building up money every time it hits the side. Yeah. And the money that you build up there is doubled if you finally get it in the hole. And because the game's leaning a little bit, it's stuck on the side there, but it'll come out.
16:09
All right, Tom, thanks for coming, buddy. Oh, are you guys lagging? Son of a bitch. I thought we picked one to grab. Uh oh. Oh, well. Well, too late. Sorry bud. Sorry, just practice anyways. I'm just gonna try to get it, just to try.
16:40
I'm gonna run a quick speed test here folks. Well, it wasn't so bad. Oh, I suppose. Oh! Piano. Shoot right ramp to battle with power.
17:05
I want to battle. You want to battle with power? I want to battle. You really do, though. You got to battle. You're not letting me. Well, let me go see what the nerds are doing.
17:16
Yeah, lag equals buffering I guess. There's one other thing I can go try. I'll go look into it to try to see if I can speed things up. Everything that goes wrong is Twitch's fault.
17:46
Beautiful. Quick little 10 milli. Feel lucky. So that's the gumball loaded. It will give me 15 million. Wow, damn. And it will just spit out another ball. Now the power is lit and our lock is lit. So there's our lock. And you see the first time you go to get this multiball, it gives you a quick way to do it by just hitting it with your thumb. And you see, the first time you go to get this multiball, it gives you a quick way to do it by just hitting the left ramp where it says multiball. Right. But after your first multiball, it gets harder where you have to just keep hitting the lockup.
18:29
Love you. Oh, you mother. You mother. Jaded, you're not buffering? My man. Get in there you son of a bitch Whoa So that 22 million for making that hole Hey, Mark Sheridan, what's going on? Josh Bakins is doing better than all of us, apparently. I wish I was doing friggin' awesome. So now that's my second gumball, ball that's 20 million and you see that white ball come out this is a power ball all you want to do is put it right back into the gumball machine but this thing's rocket fuel man oh crap i use that to start my other ball which isn't good crap okay so in this multi ball your jackpot is the piano okay okay
19:39
Are you still trying to shift the power ball to the gun ball? No, you can't do that now that this multi-ball has started.
19:46
Oh, everybody out. Frick. I'm an asshole. Alright, what do we got here? Zappos. Alright, fire up another one. I'm going to check something really quick on the internet. Two or one? Do one. and play a really long first ball just in case. Okay. Actually, no. Yeah, put you in. Okay.
20:14
Love that talk. Nick Campbell, everybody. Nick Campbell. Hi, Nick. It's Nick Campbell. Do you have a pair of non-extra balls? Are we waiting? We're going to wait a little bit.
20:26
No. People are saying there's a little bit of buffering. So I'm going to go check to make sure everything's okay. Crystal, what are you shooting for? Damn, Nick. Oh. I have this up with a file as well. Come on!
20:39
Soul's got to work. Woof. How you doing there, Crystal? I'm well. How are you? How was your holiday? Are you playing against Jack, or can I get in? I'm sneaking in. Holiday was nice. Went to Michigan. Visit some family. I'm leaving on the 23rd to head back. Oh, look at that. Hey, me too.
21:04
Where you going? I'm going to Oxford. Oh, yeah. I'm going to go for a week. A whole week? Yeah. Taking the Amtrak. All right. Hopefully Amanda's happy. Yeah, we're going to go for a week as well. Oh, shoot. You should come with me to the moment museum. Oh, yeah. I want to go there. I've never been. I'm really excited.
21:29
Get that other shot. Ding dong. Oh man I'm just trying to lock the ball here folks. Like this. Oh poor ball. Poor ball. Alright so get the slot machine by doing nothing. Oh, little tricky. Little tricky. So you flipped your flipper and then it just went off. All right, folks. We need that.
22:14
Oh, live, honey. All right. We need some money here, folks. Ooh, it's some spirals rolling. Oh, it's another car. And this? Sorry.
22:55
Poop! Poop! Hey, that sounded like a Dalek. What? What's a Dalek? Yeah, Nick doesn't know stuff.
23:17
Nothing, what's a Dalek with you? What's a Dalek with you? It's like, that's the amount of sour cream you put on like a potato. Oh, like just a dollick of Daisy. A dollick will do ya. A dollick of your hot chocolate.
23:32
Five blue-trotter votes times four billion. Oh, God. Bark. You can cheat, just don't hack-sore it. Oh, ah! Ugh! Get the multiple balls!
23:47
Get them multiple balls. You can cheat, just don't hack-sore it. Fast lock? That's money. Is that a beaker? It was a thing. Hey, guys. We're cutting in. Sorry. Brad Stassi. What are you drinking there, Shane? Brown wine. Are you joking? No.
24:16
You're not joking? No, that's right. You're not joking? It's like a brown ale. How did they have a beer ready for? It's like, um, it's best to the other brand, but it's, um, it's like a collaboration of, like, strawberries. Yo, turn them around and do what? And it's aged in a soft glass. Dude, that's freaking delicious. There's a deal, like, he only had, like, a splash of wine. That is a sexy taste. Take it easy, Nick. This is practice. Oh, no, no, practice? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:48
I don't know. Is that what you do? Is that how you do it? Yo, no sassy finger wagging. Sorry. Yeah, we're substance here at Deadfoot. We are not style.
25:01
Oh, Mark Sheridan, I don't think anyone's drank that, but I'll be happy to drink it, unless you want to come back and get it. Drink what? Here's a big old asahi. Asahi? Asahi. Yeah, English. That's Japanese beer? Yeah, it's like a beer with sake in it, right? Yeah.
25:18
All right, folks. Give me something good. Camera, no, I want... shoot I want them I want the town square before he does the camera before I get my multi ball three times town square there you go 27 28 yeah what's next oh nothing multi ball fucker yo I think we should go to the England the UK pinball expo Okay. Next year. What's next? Ooh! Yeah, when is that again, Cherry? The UK Pinball Expo? I like the UK. I've never been overseas. The only place I've been overseas. The Up? The United Kingdom, ladies and gentlemen. Nick Campbell. Hey, there's enough room for one more. Nick Campbell, nickname TryHot. JD, you're up. Oh, goddammit. Whose fancy water is that? I drink the fanciest water. You should drink fancy beers. Cracks. What's that? Turn brown for what? Dude, that name is so dumb. I bet they really liked that name until I said it.
26:36
In like an investor meeting. It's turn brown for what? Is that a racist thing? It's a delicious beer. any notes on the audio today. They said we sound great. That's great. That is great. I spent some time. You may see a little microphone in the corner of the... It's so cute. I don't think they can see it. It looks like a little... Snowball. Like a blue snowball. A black snowball. Yeah, so it's technically like a closer up mic would have worked, but then we'd have to have a mic like here. And I think that's like... That's in the way. in the way, and then you wouldn't be able to hear me as well right now, you know, and I could just hang out back here and talk. I think it's going to be better. Yeah. Can you guys hear the game? Yeah, can you guys hear the Twilight Zone all right?
27:33
Because that was something hard to dial in. We just kind of have to balance it with the game. Sweet.
27:41
Actually, we're done. Oh, nice. That's nice. Ten million. Now hit it. Right there. You can do it. Oh, yeah. My man. Well, Cherry, we actually like pinball enough that we could probably make going to the UK an actual thing. You can go to the world.
28:02
Maybe we just don't do it just for pinball now. No, we would do all sorts of, like, wizard-like things. Hijinks? Yeah, hijinks.
28:12
Can I please get it in the power, please? Friend. please. We could go see Highway from the Go visit, uh, the Dutch boys.
28:25
Yeah, we could go visit, uh, JP. Oh, yeah, JP lives in, uh, where does he live? Uh, he speaks He speaks I'm trying to remember. No, he's Dutch. Yeah, we'll go visit him in, uh, We're Dutch place. The Dutch place. The Dutch land. Folks, we are the Dutch land. Typical Americans, let me tell you. It's, uh... Except for Crystal, she's Canadian.
28:52
Where's the, what is the Dutch place? Holland? No, it's not. Yeah. Holland! Audio is perfect. Man, thanks everybody.
29:06
Dead flip. Live from the UK would be awesome. Yeah, no kidding. The ping would probably be better. shenanigans even yeah sorry oh like the restaurant shenanigans oh man the quotes are flowing what was that movie called that's uh waiting right oh yeah Oh, shenanigans? No, it's the movie. Oh, Super Junior. Too many zippers. But, you know, have you ever seen that Ryan Reynolds movie? Yeah, Waiting. Oh, that's the name of the restaurant, Ryan. Isn't that the restaurant there, too? Yeah.
29:51
Alright, we're trying to get it into the piano up there, folks, where that red light is. And I'm getting... okay.
29:59
Not waiting. Yeah, nice flipping. That was tricky. Bounce in! Gotcha. Jackpot! Alright, now we want to get it in the camera to relight it. Oh, missed. That's the thing. That's what we gotta do, though. You did the right job. I was hoping for some sort of, like, reflex.
30:21
Here you go. There it is. Alright. Jackpot's relight. Alright, so... Get that jackpot again, son. Try to get it to... Alright, that's it.
30:32
No. Wimpy flipper. Okay, by the way, folks, our upper flipper is Wimptown. Wimptown, USA. And the relight. You're killing it. Just hit it. Donate to kids, folks.
30:46
We never said we were PG rated here. We're something. I like to think we're a 1982 PG. 1982 PG? Yeah. Full frontal. Yeah. Full frontal and just drugs and smoking and swearing. But no violence. No violence, of course not.
31:10
I'm trying to get like a... Okay, that's what I wanted. Alright, come... Oh my god, that's three. Super Troopers, yeah, that's right.
31:27
Pop, pop! You can't get it while you're in ball, though. You can only get the flipper bonus when your ball's over.
31:36
He's got three jackpots. Three? That's my record, dude. Beat it. The robots. The robots are dead. The humans are dead. No!
31:52
Well. Oh! I feel good. It's giving you another ball. I did too, honestly. Three jackpots is, oh, cool. Finstic. Oh, my life. Three jackpots is guh-mazing. It feels guh-mazing. I actually, the first time I did that was on our tournament on... Yeah, two days ago, Wednesday.
32:12
Wait, what's Twensday? It's two Wednesdays. Oh, two Wednesdays ago. Yeah, like, kind of like W. Beck! Twensday. Ah, two Wednesdays ago. What is this? Like, this ball one, we got 300. We got... What did you... You got 245. Screw this. You got a five million, though.
32:31
Killing it. Yo, the Pin Boys? I don't think we're going to go by that name. I kind of love... Yeah, Porky's plus Pinball.
32:40
That is us. We the Pin Boys. Damn. Huh? What's Porky's? You've never seen Porky's? Oh my god, dude. Go home and watch all the Porky's movies. It's an Atari game. Okay, it's also an 80s movie. about TNA. TNA!
33:05
The TNA Surf Shop. Yep. Which was awesome. Mark Sheridan, yeah, come on by, buddy. That's okay. Man, we got some killer stars going on here. What are you drinking there, Urban Pale Ale? Urban Pale Ale. Oh, I see, and you're making me drink the Dead Flip beer. You bought it. Not sponsored by Kool-Aid. I'll take it. Town Square Manus. You know I love it. I officially became an old man in the last couple weeks. How? I can't drink a lot of beer. I can't. Yeah, I don't know what happened. I remember old guys being like, I just can't drink beer. Ten hitchhikers! Shut up. You're an idiot. Drink some beer! Come on, wimp. And me right now. I got the 10 hitchhikers things but now I want to collect hitchhikers
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And then it just goes right out geez wait all right okay bristol gamnick there we go that's bad beer Coors Light is technically a bad beer maybe not everywhere that's more of a Miller Lights job I think Miller Lights, Dad Beer, PBR, Strohs maybe, Bush, maybe a Ham's definitely good but for sure my dad really likes Corona style is my grandfather's favorite beer in all the world oh with mustaches drink but maybe that's just because my uncle did man ACDC I'm telling you folks I would not hate it if you voted on that looks like metallic is winning though and that's That's also a super fun game. So I have multiball ready. I kind of want, if I'm going to get to the million, I need to go into multiball with something more than just the multiball. Like even if I get three jackpots, it's only 100 mil. But if I go in with something like Town Square Madness would be sweet. During the multiball, just rock the crap out of the popup. Or something like the Clock Millions or something like that would be super dope. Something you'll bash a lot. I'm just going to go for that. Even if I don't get it, the multiball will be their third ball.
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There we go. Get something good. That was cute. That's what I wanted, folks. Here we go. Right in the multiball.
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Shit. I love it. Right in the multiball. Shit. Donate to kids. Shit. Alright. You've just crossed over into the twilight. Who? I think it was Rocket. Oh, it's not Rocket. Thanks Chris. It cost me twelve dollars to take an uber from Micro Center to here. here was going under that's all nothing may I steal this cup holder I'll just go date day five you have to hit my name Hit dissolve. Hit my name. Hit dissolve. Fancy Waters wine. Beer's Fancy Water. Can I have some of that Fancy Water wine? Make sure you hit. Yeah. There you go. My man. So we have not touched the billion, but we have come close to lost in the zone.
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Folks. I came kind of close to the billion. Here's the deal. Here the deal Ready Tonight It going to happen We staying here We not battling Get a billion or lost in the zone Either way Get a billion or get the fuck out Lost in the zone. Lost in the zone is the wizard mode again.
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We can do it. $1.75. It wasn't running smooth earlier, but glad to see that it's working for you. Thanks for coming.
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VRB. Crystal's pooping. Lady's pooping. We have like 20 bottles of fancy water. Yeah. Where? Did you see all the water we have? Oh, that's just regular water. Regular water comes out of the faucet.
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I almost got lost in zone day one, I think. Oh, really? Yeah, remember? I had like three left. All the doors? Yeah. Yay! There you go. There's a door panel. 16.
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Clap. Do you have a door panel? Hey. Airbombs off the whamps. Power's lit again, baby. Yo, just get up there. Keep getting them ding-dongs. Don't do that.
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My bro. My man. I fucked up. Yo, that was some hippie ding-dong. Mark, I think everyone here plays pinball arcade. Is this yours, Brad? Yeah, I think it was.
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So I've seen you guys pop it. Does it take much? Well, okay, here's the deal. I don't think anyone else pops it. I definitely pop it. Yeah. And it's all based on feel. Nick's more mathematical by finding it. And I've only recently started doing the finger thing on Roadshow. I haven't done it with this yet.
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Damn it. The stream is running smooth as brick. Smooth, smooth as brick. No! I can't hit that shit today.
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Shut up! That's the move. I say move. Not yellow. Not yellow, not orange. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Pinball Arcade is great for playing on the crapper, huh? I'm the worst.
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Don't you ever say that. You know what it is? There's a synergy. these there's there's magnets in these hoodies because i'm not wearing my hoodie magnets is a dead foot where's my hoodie oh oh they don't wear it today maybe that's why you're doing good i don't wear mine on me crystal you just let it go i did i was your your heart's not in it crystal i didn't want to make it tilt you're not hearts not in it you don't make it who cares about your tilt you're trying to i see it trying to beat us you're trying to get lost in zone yeah tilt it up You're not gonna hurt my feelings.
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It's okay. She still loves you. Okay. Here we go. We're gonna go... 30 billion on Twilight Zone? Ooh! Yeah, the pinball arcade, it's nice. It's really cool to play all these games. Helps to learn the rules and stuff like that. Helps to learn the rules. Shit. The physics are so off that... The physics are good. They're just obviously not real. They're predictable. And that's what real pinball is not, is predictable. You've got the attack tiles. Yeah, there you go, Sherry. I do imagine it's a lot easier than the real thing. It is way, it's like too easy. You start playing the game and you're like, oh, it's going to take hours to play this. To get 30 billion on a physical machine, you'd be playing for maybe four hours. I mean, unless you're hitting everything just right. But that's the same with the digital one. He had to play four hours. It's even slower physics on that thing. So it's like he had to play for dope. Oh, there you go. Took all day, and he let the last ball drain. Yeah. He just got tired of playing. Oh, what a, what a, what a what?
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What a what? I need a lock, folks. You need some. Oh, that's a per ball. Per ball. Jesus. Yo, Nick's got his mojo back. Is he drinking? You know what it is? He's just, he's drinking first, number one. Yeah. I don't want that! It's Friday, TGIF! Live! Oh god! That was... Jake, oh god! Careful. Welcome to Friday. Oh god! Careful. Fucking clean! Friday's the day where we get drunk and do whatever. Clean! Go! Friday's the day, well, three days today we get drunk and do that. I did that yesterday. Yeah, I did that all day this week. I was riding the... What'd it think? The bus. The bus, yeah. I'm a bust. Mustache.
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I had my work holiday party last night. I did the night wearing a Santa hat with a hiccup. Here's the deal. Aw, that sounds cute. Wait, have I seen you with hiccups before? I think I have. Yeah.
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I don't usually get to get to my drinks. You missed out on a lot. Aw, you shithead. It was a lot of fun. It did go really quick, though. There was a classic that you had to play Bugs Bunny's Birthday Bash. Or Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout. I love that freaking game. That was pretty fun. I took number one on that, thank you very much. Four million points. Sorry, not sorry. Fuck! Great job, Moe. Great job, Joe. Thank you.
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Not doing good multi-balls here today, folks. That's a lot, though. Isn't that what you say to dudes that are trying to impress you, trying to pick you up? I like that. I got the t-shirt. No thank you is so nice. No thank you is so sweet. I just pretend like I don't understand you.
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How you say, oh you shithead. You just gotta say how you say it. So I gotta double my score to get to where Nick is. Ich verstehe nicht. Ich verstehe... What? Ich liebe dich. Ich dich kenne.
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Watashi no namae wa Jack Danger desu. Is that anything? I think that's... That means, hello, my name is Jack Danger.
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Then there's doitashi mashite, which means something that I can't remember. This means I like to move my hands. And then there's washer baba gigi, which is Chinese for I am a dad's penis or something. I know some Mandarin. That's probably good to know.
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Wow, we got people from Austria, Nottingham, England. We got people from Manchester. This is awesome. You got the wins. You got the winning. The land of people who like soccer. Yeah, Dinamuder, which is like saying, yeah, your mom. Dinamuder. That's pretty good. You add to the pot, like set up a goal next week. And then you add to the pot every time you play a game. Don't talk about pots. Yeah, what are you talking about? Donate to kids. What? Donate to kids. All right, you got a jar, and every time you play a game, you put a dollar in the jar, and the first person to the goal gets all the dollars in the jar. Like, first person to a billion gets, you know, by now it would be like 50 bucks. That's pretty good. By not getting to a billion.
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I'm getting money. I'll take 14. I mean, it's still really good money. Don't you freaking think about it. Love you, think. Love you. Get my hitch, hitchhikers of day, girl. That's 14 million fucking dollars, girl. Put it away.
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I almost low-eyed that ball right down the drain. Alright, let's go for a lock. Swip. I don't want that, though. Yeah, you do. That's good money. I want that. Wait, did I get a multi-ball already? I think I did it already. Get the power ball. Well, now I have to get the power ball.
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See ya. You mother fucker! Talk to you later, bro! Holland? Holy crap. Donate two kids, if you say so. That's where the Dutch people live. Greek also. Man, this is awesome.
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We're international! The internet works everywhere. Oh no, Brad! Wait, you guys have internet in Greece?
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Uh, good game, everyone. Near Amsterdam. Wow, that's awesome. That's awesome. No Systream next Wednesday. Alright, who's first? Who's the most angry that wants to go first? Yeah, me too, I'm angry. Okay, you go first. Nope, it's Brett. I'm angry! Last few times I went first. Poland, holy crap! How do you type welcome in German? Canada, check it in. Amsterdam. How do you spell welcome in Canada? Welcome in. A. There's a lot of A. Here we go. Oh dude, you got that shot. Samara? Let's give Brad a little screen time here. Swing it. There you go. Ten. Now I don't need to do skill shots anymore. I quit. No more.
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Okay, Internet. Hello, Poland. Welcome to the Internet. Prepare. Death to East Coast says, dollar game. Well, I think gambling on stream is against the TOS, so I think we'll play for... Haircuts. Strips of... What is it? What do you call that stuff? Haircuts. Yeah, strips of haircuts. What? Hit. What? You lose, you get a haircut? This is my leftover pretzel. Oh, that's like... Ah, Wilco Man, there you go. Wilco Man, yeah.
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Ganow. Ganow? Ganow. Who's that? Ganow. Shut some butts. Knock off, you hoser. Okay. I haven't heard that one before.
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Go, all the way up. No! Nomes? You usually say Nomes. Yeah. Nomes! You know about the Nomes, right? You don't even know me. Nomes. Easy bergrabbergrabbergrabbergrab. Alright. Alright, Crystal, kill it. Here we go. Can you give Crystal a little stream time over there, buddy? What? Oh, skip it. Make me a star. It's on the far right. Uhhh, okay. Pew! Do you? Yeah, I think so. Sorry. No, ugh, I was supposed to open it up, right? worried about then that's a hard uh don't worry there's nothing but factory crap out there
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all right just crack it a little i don't know if it works that's a tough uh all right wait what did you do i did exactly you hit this yep then you hit that
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and then you hit that and then you hit that love you yeah it's perfect oh that looks good Jeez, O'Pate. How about the person that hits the goal gets dinner?
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Dinner and a haircut. Hey! How about the person that doesn't get a billion gets a haircut by me when I'm done drinking? Um. Pass.
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Pass. Crystal, sorry. You signed up for this, buddy. I didn't sign anything. Do you need to turn the turnip?
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Nope. Nicely done. Here's just a heads up. Whenever you shoot a loop an orbit always hold up the the flipper where it's coming to Yeah, because it will always feed right down the center. So if I okay example
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Like okay, you see how you shot up here and it came around it was gonna and it flew right down the middle Yeah, if you want to hold up that baby flipper up there it would have just bounced over
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It's just a safer way to play yeah, or you just moaning. Oh, yeah Crystal, you're winning by the way. Okay. New Amsterdam. Swip.
50:23
Jack Danger steps up to the plate. He gets the left ramp. He gets... Nothing else. Istanbul, the Constantinople. No, it's Istanbul, the Constantinople. You know what I learned? Long time gone, Constantinople. This week I learned that... Bangalore, India is no longer Bangalore. I just got fricked by that diverter. It's Bangaluru.
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Bangaluru. It's not Bangalore anymore. Folks, the game screwed me. The ball didn't go all the way into the diverter. Sure, sure.
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Wah! If you're a single stoner, Amsterdam is perfect. Oh, okay. What if you're just... What if you're just Brad? Yeah, what if you're just me?
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Brad, I think you'd enjoy smoking some 420... Hey, hey, no scope. 420 no scopes? Some 420 no scopes.
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I love that. Just kidding, we don't do drugs here. Yeah, I wish I did. No, he doesn't. Don't eat your kids.
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After a train like that. Y'all get high on multi-balls. Yo, I get high on multi-balls. That's pretty good. Who's this? This is Nick Campbell.
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Baked and ready to bake. Nick! Mark Sheridan. Wait, Mark Sheridan. Why aren't you here already, buddy? Yeah.
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Who's Mark Sheridan? Who's that? Okay. Long hair, spitting on everyone, cries all the time. Pretty girlfriend. Pretty girlfriend? Yeah, that's true.
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Oh, Mark warmed it up. Kelly Jo's. Okay, I guess we're back to getting a bill. Dave and Bill. Dave and Busters. Oh, Dave. That's a place. Dave and Doug McKenzie. That is Canadian, then. Is it Dave and Doug? No, it's Bob and Doug. Yeah, Bob and Doug McKenzie. Oh, hippie. Oh, that's not very nice. Oh, Mark Sheridan is in a taxi chatting in the stream right now. Is he coming here? Yeah, he's going to grab some beer. Can we just drink your beer?
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What if it's gone by the time... Yeah, right. Shit, he's coming. Crack it open. Oh, okay. Control. Like Janet says. Nope. Your voice sounds like your radio personality. Who's that? That's me. Little known fact, I actually had a morning drive radio show for a year. Really? Yeah. in the early 2000s.
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Coming up next is Jack Danger playing Twilight Zone. Swip! My man! Yeah, I can't be a radio personality.
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My range is all over the place. I like to scream my man at the top of my lungs all the time. Next up on NPR, my man! No! Wait, fuck, turn it off! Alright, so, lock, please? Mom? Thank you. Why do you say mom? That's a great question. It's some issues he's working through. It's like being lost and you need help. Mom? That's weird. Yeah. It's like you're lost and you need help. You're calling for your mom. Uncle Frank? Buzz? Kevin? Kevin!
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Go to a radio station for casting. I knew this new mic setup would work out great. Now you can hear what my voice actually sounds like.
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Dog poo. Like dog poo, ladies. The dog poo. Can I get a ball to fall in port-a-bord? 4, 4, 4, 4, 4. Somebody fall in. There you go. Here's your chance.
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Dude, that little freaking wimpy piece of crap flipper. All right, let's cradle some balls here. Can we talk about the upper left one? Yeah.
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Don't cradle the balls. 10 Spence, thanks for coming, buddy. Shultz. Say my man all smooth. My man. So dumb.
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Boing, boing. Oh, you mother... Alright, we can fix this. We can fix this by... We can relight it. We can fix it. We have the technology. I have the shot.
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Oh, that was some trust. There you go. Three, two, three. Nope. use. Rip-flip. Rip-stick. Rip-flip. Mom-flip is here. I just do not understand who you are. Hi, Mom. Where's Dad-flip?
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I saw Dad-flip on earlier. Thanks for coming, Mom. This is great. And Nick, if that's you, I swear. We're gonna have it. Someone created a Twitch account. We're going to... Someone created a Twitch account for that one joke. It's the best... There's a dad flip, too. Is there Yeah What am I doing actually What about a bro flip
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Folks, what did I tell you about tilting this game? Everybody. Don't do it. Is that your beer?
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Uh, it could be. Are you first? Yeah. I thought the kettle was first. He's wrong first. He's second. I'm first, and I gotta wait a second because you tilted it. Who's on first? I don't know. England has so many cool buildings. I could imagine, man.
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And? You can fix it, but I'm going to wreck it. I went back. Stark went as Wreck-It Ralph for Halloween two years ago. Yeah, two years ago. Cool. It worked out pretty well. You look great.
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I mean, you still look great. Who's number two? Who does number two work for? Oh, yeah, that's original. Half-timbered buildings. Before my boss buys me a high-end PC, he wants to know how much a normal Twitch broadcaster makes a month. What do you folks think? We make nothing. A normal Twitch broadcaster makes nothing. We make actually negative money because we make no money on the stream and it costs money to stream this. And also a lot of us should be working.
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Yeah, it's unfortunate. The average streamer doesn't make anything. Like perhaps the top 10% of streamers get partnered and start making some dough. And maybe half of those make enough for where it's worth it. We would love to get partnered with Twitch so that we could use some of that money to get some better cameras and steadier internet and then just start donating all that money back to charities. Not to make money, but to reinvest it. Right. We want to reinvest it so that our charities can explode. But Twitch doesn't want to do that. We're just trying to explode some kids.
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Please do commentary while someone else is playing near the mic in the voice, please. The voice.
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Yeah. Please! I'll try. I don't want to get in the way. Well, let's just go get Nick. What if I like... I should double danger it.
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No, don't do it. Welcome, Nick Campbell! Oh, jeez. I'm alive! uh... okay i would be sitting here uh... who's got sixty eight
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will go jack danger on the one down but as a part of the streamer you're not allowed to give the details that makes a lot of sense on uh... money you make as a partner that's bullshit company no you know you do and once you're able to of course you do one should How much money do you make? Not enough. Well, Cherry says that he's a full-time streamer, and it would be difficult to live without additional support.
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Oh, all right. That's all you need, I guess. Yeah. Not minimum wage. All right, here we go. Unless you're Trick2G or... So, yeah, like the, like, 30,000 viewer... Where's the... Oh, here we go. Powerball. Here we go. I'm going to get the Powerball. I'm going to lock a ball and get a Powerball. Where's the plunger? wait what do they call pinball overseas don't they call it flipper flippa flippa flippa man i'm american as the day is long i can't even like are you saying flippa like a weird like philadelphia like flip flip flipadelphia What a pretty princess that Nick The way he twirls in The way he waves his head Oh Powerball Excuse me Hit that gumball bro Why does that gumball have spaghetti coming out of it Powerball It's a meatball It's just like spaghetti monster oh shit you said that with such sadness yeah oh yo meatball sounds pretty good what did you get for lunch I had breakfast for lunch you know what sometimes is good biscuits and gravy and a whole bunch of how the hell did you get in here wow you have them watching this three weeks you know what's good sometimes.
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Oh, that was the worst! Can you restart it? Nope. French toast. Oh, shit. Good grade Canadian maple syrup. Oh, get up, Diep. Tense. If it means you getting a nice computer, just tell them that you'll make like $500,000 a month.
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Okay, folks. Mark, we're here in real life. No, don't watch this. IRL. I want to just give it away. I don't know. I knew that was coming. Well, Nick Campbell needs it. My moment to shine! Shoot. Float away, friend. Float away. That was Nick Campbell with 74 million trades. This is not a good game for any of us. No, we're all actually doing really bad. Change what? Make the money. Yeah, make all the money, please. Oh, it's motivation, man. Oh, yeah. Woo. Okay. Motivation. So this is what's wrong with America. You go motivate someone and they say, don't jinx me. But you know what? Thanks, Obama. She's not American. You can motivate me. Just don't make me laugh. Thanks, Tom Ford. Listen.
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That guy is hilarious. There's no way that that man is. Oh. Thanks, Tom Ford. Pardon me. It's my turn. Hey. Hey, I'm back. Good luck, Jack. I hope you win. Hey, don't jinx me. Damn it. No, I believe that we're going to do incredibly well right now. Listen, all you have to do to beat me. No, there's no beating. We're all losing right now. Yes, we're all doing terrible. We need a billion points, and you couldn't add our scores to even come close to half. Now, we talked a little bit about this. Let me run this by you. Yeah, give it to me. What if we turn on extra balls? Yes, well, that was something brought up by the stream because they want us to make the game default to see how hard we can blow it up. because when they're playing on um pinball arcade they're playing you know posts down low ball saves on extra balls they're just not playing real pinball they need to play real pinball then they'll see that it's you just don't get a billion look at that last comment nick is not done playing pinball until he tells that is right thank you that's a freaking that's it thank you Das Bacons I really appreciate that he also can't read Das Bacons that means a lot to me I've been working on my tilts I'm trying not to tilt I've been doing pretty well this week you're a little ham fisty and you know what it's been like six months ago you didn't tilt right I worked my way into a tilt and I'm trying to ease my way back out you know what that's how you find boundaries It's also, oh, yeah. A three-year-old, you tell them to get off the couch, what do they do? They crawl back on and they look at you and they're like, is this? They crack their head on the table and then they realize you don't go on the couch. It's like a lady. And now they sit on the floor for the rest of their life. I'm just finding boundaries, folks. I'm just finding boundaries. And then eventually she says no and then you stop. And then you know where the limit is. Let's get closer to the mic.
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Here's what I'm trying to say, Jay. Yeah, what do you got, Nick? What I'm trying to say is I don't tilt anymore because I learned my lesson. I've been tilting a little bit more recently. No, I feel you. I've been trying to pull back. And I guess what I'm saying is if I tilt, like, give me shit. I'm glad you gave me shit. I'm trying to. You know, and I had the exact same problem when I learned how to death save because I learned it. Oh, you couldn't stop doing it. And I had to figure out how to get away from death saving because it's illegal in tournament. Yeah, that's true. And it really messes up your ball. And too much tilt. screws up your tournament, you know, I'm losing bonus, especially on a game like Twilight Zone. You know, he's not going to want to tilt on this game. Yep, yep, yep. This is really fun. Thanks, Nick. Alright, let's get back to pinball, folks.
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We're done making out on the mic. Das Pecans. Don't tilt prematurely, buddy. Alright, here we go. A Das Pecan Pie, please. A Das Pecan Pie.
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You mother! Mom? Jack, after everything we talked about. What do you say? Oh, we got five people, though. Yeah. What do we do? Oh, shards. What do we do? I showed up late, so you get it. Yeah, you just get to fucking watch. I'll just... No, you can play. I think Brad's working right now. Yeah, I'll play. Or pee. I think he's sitting. Yeah, here. Either way, he's sitting. Brad's peeing. He's like, now kiss.
65:56
Is that Brad Stark's save? No, no. It does look a little bit. Cherry Warrior. A death save is when you're on a machine and the ball goes down the... Watch the ball do it. Hold on. Don't ever do it. Absolutely, absolutely do not do this. Number one, whoever's machine you're on is going to fucking hate you. Number two, it's illegal in tournament play, okay? So here's what it is. And number three, once you learn it, you can't unlearn it, and it becomes automatic. If you learn how to do this, and I had to wean myself off of it, you will accidentally do it, and you will get kicked out of tournaments. You will get kicked out of bars. You'll get kicked out of people's houses. It's terrible. But if you're playing on your own machine, it's fucking awesome, and you can play all day long. So here's what you do. If the ball drains down, let's say, the right out lane here, okay? The ball's draining down the right out lane. as it's going when it's coming down here hold the left flipper up pull the game right to throw the ball at the left side of the machine here and then immediately crank it left and what that does is it throws the ball at the game and then throws the game at the ball throws the ball on top of your right flipper here just go back to playing end of story it's completely fucking illegal and uh Donate to kids. Sorry about swearing. If a tilt is too tight, then you'll tilt. But if you do it just right, it's the most gorgeous looking thing. Just don't ever do it. Don't.
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Don't. Don't do it. I hope that explains it. Anyway, let's get back to it. Wait, I don't want to be player one. Yo, Mark, turn this off. Let me give you a little screen time here, buddy boy. Bam. You will get kicked out of Twitch also. Yeah. We'll personally kick you out of Twitch. Oh, I'm having deja vu that's not flopping right now. It's creeping me out. You're flopping? No, I have deja vu. She's deja vu-ing.
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Oh, you're having deja vu here at Bomb Camp with me? Whoa. I'm playing Twilight Zone? How appropriate. Yeah, that's a pretty fun job.
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Super slot. Oh, man. Keep getting it back in the slot. You don't need to know. How? What? Mark Sheridan knows how to play pinball. Yeah, not me.
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I know how to play Twilight Zone. Sir Meows a lot. I absolutely don't want to put Twilight Zone through that. Sir Meows a lot. Our back legs on our Twilight Zone are a little loose, and I don't want to risk fucking up the machine. Woo! I like that a lot. Yeah, hold on. Let's bring up the profile picture again for Mark Sheridan. Let me see.
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Here. Kelly loved that. I think you might have made me a hero. I grabbed the cleanest photo I could find.
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That was taken late night and then photoshopped. Gorgeous. But don't tell anybody that. Wait, that was photoshopped? You motherfucker. You just ruined the integrity of my stream.
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Behind the scenes. This is America. Oh, Gemning. Wow. Das Bacon, thanks for posting that. Bo and Karen's does it a lot in his tutorials. No, no, no! And he will explain that it's not something you should do, but he is great at it.
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No. Look at... No. He played already. Nick, you're up. Yeah. Nick, show me. I'm last, because I'm a blast.
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Nick Gamble, the pretty princess of... No, Jack, you're last, because you're... I'm the pretty princess. I'm left because I'm an ass. Yeah. Aw, thanks bud. And pee. Combo, combo. That'll fit some shirts. I never had one of those. Yeah. I can't stop getting in the spirit. By the way, people are like, sweet profile picture, and then we just had that little discussion. I know. I feel like... Everybody is, yeah, I've lied and cheated to everybody. Ruined. Ruined. Mark shared his profile picture He's wearing that What do you call that? That's a They have a name for that Yeah It's corks paint Corks paint, that's right I already gave Nick a little show I mean JD Sure I have an OK camera An OK camera? An OK camera We should do After all that talk Probably I'm sorry We talked about it I hate my picture It was straight down the middle photos off Facebook and I apologize I'm sorry um could you access my my my photos on Facebook we're friends bro are we yeah yeah haven't since uh 93 right on Bowen is the man 93 minutes ago yeah boy good start I don't even have that girl on Facebook there you go make the money yeah oh josh bacon's if you want to see some live catches when we play metallica i'll show you how to live catch oh snap i don't i don't like the feeds on this thing the feed you can live catch out of that scoop yeah get in there son yeah when we play metallica you're going to see a lot of feed or ACDC or whatever you guys pick. I just don't like to do it on Twilight Zone. Oh, Brad's rocking that shot.
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Uh-oh. J.J. is counting the tilt. J.J., how many do I have, buddy? He's counting three with a question mark. For me, that was my first one today. That's all right.
71:48
Whoa, that was an amazing save. You put your whole hand in a save. I like that. I don't think the viewers can see the hand movements. Oh, new camera idea. Hey, I did that too, and you yell at me for taking my hands off the flippers. What? On my leg. You just got to, it's like a... Do you. Yeah, you do you. Be you, yeah. It's like a whole little dance. Hey, Nick, you know what's funny about the new mic setup? Everyone's standing really close to each other. No! What's great is they don't even know what it sounds like or what the sound capacity is. We're just always here.
72:27
So we're at three tilts and one ball stuck when I got the Powerball stuck in the back. Oh, three tilts for the day. I think Nick must get laid soon. We'll take care of that. I'm trying.
72:41
I'm not even playing this game. Oh, sorry. You're not in? No, we're sorry. You should just commentate on this behind the mic. Just behind the mic? With your voice. With the voice. Mark Sheridan is up playing Twilight Zone. This is ball two for Mark. He's at 75, which makes him the point leader for the current standings. I'm done wearing from the back side as well. You probably can't hear me. Diapers, diapers, dinosaurs, pizza party, let's go. Oh, they'll hear you. It'll just sound a little weird. All this sounds like magic. Parizza.
73:18
Parizza? Parizza. Parizza, parizza? Oh, yeah, Doc Bacon's Gavin. Gavin's a monster with the drop catch man. A princess pizza? Yo, one princess pizza please. You know how much a princess pizza costs these days? Well first off they're pink and they got glitter on it and it's food grade glitter and it's expansive. It's edible. It sounds weird. It's crunchy. It's like the first time you had a ham and a pineapple. But if you ever see a princess pizza on a menu just grab it. So good. stacked really high. Yeah, we don't Google anything. There's no fact-checking on this stream at all. There's no fact-checking ever. The internet and smartphones have ruined talking bullshit.
74:04
You can't just take something I'm saying here and just Google it right in front of me like that. Oh, there's Princess in the pizza.
74:14
Yes! Alright. Download that photo. Oh, wait. Apparently they could hear me. Diapers! one pick up all right hey yeah got one I got one all right here we go there's a money yo Millie oh you got a door ring holy crap
74:43
Papa's got oh I think I found a new thing to subscribe to on tumblr folks Oh Oh, Princess Pizzas? Mm-hmm. I love the pizza wrap. Oh, my god. She looks delicious. Who's number two? It's me. Crystal Gimnick. The long scarf? Crystal?