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Deep dive into Stargazer, a rare classic Stern with unique mechanics and custom difficulty mods.
Stargazer had only 863 units produced
high confidence · Host George states this early in the episode, referencing it was mentioned in episode 6
Stargazer episode was the second most popular episode of the podcast
high confidence · George explicitly states this at the beginning of the episode
Stargazer has three spinners, which is uncommon among classic Stern games
medium confidence · George asks 'Is this one of the few sterns that has three spinners on it?' and Dave confirms 'Yes, one of the few' but cannot immediately name another
Custom software on this Stargazer increases difficulty and removes the Spot Zodiac Target feature from the left spinner to force target shooting
high confidence · Dave explains the modifications made to the game, noting it was set on medium difficulty
Maximum bonus multiplier on Stargazer is 10x (1+2+3+4=10)
high confidence · George and Dave calculate this during gameplay discussion
The Zodiac Wheel consists of 12 targets/symbols
high confidence · Dave explains 'They're not standing here looking at the game like I am' and clarifies there are 12 zodiac symbols to hit
Dave recently set up a Stern lineup after wanting to do so for three years
high confidence · George opens by saying Dave 'just set this up recently as part of a whole Stern lineup that I wanted to get done for the past three years'
A good Stargazer score is around three million points
medium confidence · George asks 'What's a really good score? A couple million?' and Dave responds 'Yeah, three million'
“Stargazer is the pinnacle of classic Stargazer. This is the best they did.”
George@ 1:54 — Establishes George's ranking of Stargazer as the top classic Stern game, with Flight 2000, Quicksilver, and Nineball as the next tier
“This game has tons of flow. Ball comes around the little scoops here near the flippers.”
Dave@ 4:23 — Dave identifies flow as the primary design appeal of Stargazer, emphasizing playfield design over novelty
“The software makes this game harder. Otherwise, this game is too much of a pushover.”
Dave@ 5:31 — Explains why custom code was necessary despite Stargazer being a well-designed original game
“We're like on season two or three of a great TV series. The first season was good, but they got to really get it going.”
George@ 3:31 — Reflects on the podcast's evolution and why revisiting games makes sense as production quality improves
“Look for the lightest color on a play field, and that'll tell you everything you need to know.”
George@ 9:42 — Practical assessment tool for evaluating playfield condition and wear patterns
“I turned that off. It's too easy. No stacking.”
Dave@ 10:32 — Dave disabled extra ball stacking to maintain difficulty balance
design_philosophy: Dave emphasizes Stargazer's exceptional flow as its primary design virtue, describing the fountain scoops near flippers that allow the ball to naturally return to the flippers in smooth loops. This represents a design philosophy prioritizing playability over complexity.
high · Dave: 'This game has tons of flow. Ball comes around the little scoops here near the flippers... It's almost like catching a high lie... like a fonton.'
design_philosophy: Dave implemented custom software to increase base game difficulty by removing automatic Zodiac spotting from flipper rollovers, forcing deliberate target shooting. This reflects a philosophy of protecting the game from becoming too easy for experienced players.
high · Dave: 'I took out Spot Zodiac Target... I turned that off. It's too easy. No stacking... The software makes this game harder. Otherwise, this game is too much of a pushover.'
collector_signal: Stargazer's extreme rarity (863 units) is highlighted as a key reason for revisiting it. The episode's popularity (second-most popular episode) and the fact that George and Dave are dedicating a full episode to revisit demonstrates how rarity drives community interest and FOMO among collectors.
high · George: 'it's worth a second look because I only made 863... it's our second most popular episode.'
gameplay_signal: Stargazer's game design centers on hitting 12 stand-up Zodiac targets distributed across the playfield, with drop targets providing multipliers (1x, 2x, 3x, 4x = 10x max). The emphasis is on deliberate target selection rather than mode stacking, reflecting classic Stern design principles.
high · Dave and George extensively discuss the 12 Zodiac targets, their distribution across playfield sections, and the drop target multiplier bank system.
positive(0.85)— George and Dave express genuine enthusiasm and appreciation for Stargazer's design. The tone is celebratory and reverent toward the game's mechanics. The banter is playful with no critical negativity directed at the game itself. There's a brief moment of frustration during gameplay (early drains), but this is resolved positively as Dave 'warms up' later. The episode ends on a light, humorous note.
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product_strategy: Dave's Stargazer has been heavily customized with special software for difficulty tuning, anti-reflective glass, and other modifications. This reflects a broader collector strategy of personalizing machines to personal preferences and making them more challenging for experienced players.
high · Dave: 'I have all the anti-reflective glass in all of them because they deserve it... I did special software in this game... I have mine on medium' difficulty.
content_signal: This episode experiments with a 'mini-sode' format (quick content release before Labor Day weekend) and represents the hosts' stated evolution from early podcast episodes. George explicitly discusses being in 'season two or three of a great TV series' with improved production quality.
high · George: 'I want to put something out before Labor Day weekend... Maybe we can use this as our shorty... Yeah, it's quickie... I think we're a little bit more fluid... We're like on season two or three of a great TV series.'
community_signal: The hosts reference audience feedback and criticism, mention email outreach to listeners asking about pinball topics (precision flippers), and acknowledge listener familiarity with running jokes and prior episodes. This shows active community engagement but also some listener skepticism/criticism.
medium · George: 'We asked you questions. I asked you about those precision flippers. You freaking people ignored me... Would they do that, George? Yes, they would. So I'm going to sound like I'm in another county, but I'll talk loud.'
restoration_signal: George discusses evaluating playfield condition by examining the lightest colors (flesh tones in the artwork), looking for ball swirl marks and wear patterns. He emphasizes this as a key assessment tool for game condition.
medium · George: 'Look for the lightest color on a play field, and that'll tell you everything you need to know... if you look at the flesh tones of the woman's face that's on the play field, it actually looks perfect. It's not hairy.'
product_strategy: Dave has been assembling a classic Stern lineup over three years and has additional machines stored in a warehouse. He's selectively adding rare machines like a 1958 Gottlieb Crisscross and planning future acquisitions (Valley Blackjack, Hocus Pocus). This reflects strategic, long-term collection building.
high · George: 'you just set this up recently as part of a whole Stern lineup that I wanted to get done for the past three years... I picked it up for the right price... I got it for you... I have a warehouse... I picked it up for the real right price.'
gameplay_signal: Stargazer's scoring structure includes spinner hits (200-5000 points depending on multiplier), drop target completions that light the Zodiac wheel (with 12x bonus potential), and extra ball shots. The maximum 10x bonus multiplier creates significant scoring variance.
high · Dave and George calculate maximum bonus multiplier as 1+2+3+4=10x, with Zodiac wheel worth 12,000 points base, potentially reaching 48x when multiplied by 10x bonus.
community_signal: This episode represents the podcast's first revisit of a previously covered game (Stargazer from episode 6), suggesting the hosts believe their improved production quality and deeper expertise warrant returning to important topics. This reflects podcast maturation and audience expectation management.
high · George: 'We've never done this before. We've never gone back and revisited a game... we're a little bit more fluid... We're like on season two or three of a great TV series.'